>How can I help you today, Mr. Orton?
Well, sometimes I feel sad and stressed and stuff.
>What do you do?
I travel the world on little sleep to get slammed on my surgically toothpicked-together spine. I'm also retiring soon and have nothing to look forward to except raising my wife's sons.
>Hmmmm... well, I don't see a connection. Here, take these brain damaging pills that I get paid for handing out. And when you start experiencing horrible side effects, come back so I can deny the pills are responsible and just give you more pills.
O-okay...