I’m looking to sex up the ladies I find in parks, luring them with the sweet sweet sounds of soulful Cajun fiddle, Irish reels, and high-falutin classical shit like Bartok and Saint-Saëns.

I’ve used guitar in the past, but it’s a bit pedestrian and I prefer to play Fahey vs. Oasis.

Give it to me straight, if you were in a walk in the forest and heard the unmistakeable strains of fiddle in the distance, would you approach?

I’ll take any song recommendations. I play banjo too but I think that has some Deliverance vibes and women inherently fear its superiority.