Thread 33341642

I’m looking to sex up the ladies I find in parks, luring them with the sweet sweet sounds of soulful Cajun fiddle, Irish reels, and high-falutin classical shit like Bartok and Saint-Saëns.

I’ve used guitar in the past, but it’s a bit pedestrian and I prefer to play Fahey vs. Oasis.

Give it to me straight, if you were in a walk in the forest and heard the unmistakeable strains of fiddle in the distance, would you approach?

I’ll take any song recommendations. I play banjo too but I think that has some Deliverance vibes and women inherently fear its superiority.

>>33341642 (OP)
I'm not a woman but if you play the violin I will suck your dick.

>>33341658
Nigga I said play what. Gimme tunes even the gays can’t resist

>>33341642 (OP)
Nah, but you know what you should definitely do? Go and meet a man at a crossroads at 0300. He will teach you how to play that you may charm the souls of any woman or man.

>>33341710
Is that a gay bar?

>>33341717
Nah. Just go to a crossroads in the middle of the night, anon. The man will find you and show you how to play.

>>33341729
Damnit, no dudes. Gonna need some lady input (even online I’m a gay magnet)

>:-(

>>33341642 (OP)
No. Nobody gives a shit about violin.

>>33341642 (OP)
Fahey's great, yes. Patrician taste

>>33341831
Ok good getting warmer.

>>33341822
Hey… heyyy… stop it

28 yr old khhv here
https://vocaroo.com/1fXJYgKlJGnZ

>>33341893
Nice. What piece was that? I can see that getting me a handjob in the park (not from gay men)

>>33341925
beethoven's kreutzer sonata

I play cello but have variously played bass, guitar, mandolin and piano. Not just for fun, I've done professional work somewhat regularly.

It will not "get" you pussy but playing an orchestral instrument opens up the possibility of joining a community orchestra which is the best social outlet I've ever had. Of course, nobody there will find you hot for playing and instrument because they all do; only un-musical people think it's hot.

I once met a girl who already liked me for me, but when she found out I played cello it made her like me that much more. She was a bit weird though.

>>33342118
Weird is good. Not like “shit on the floor” or skin disease weird, but like she’d be down for painting topless with her friends type shit.

It’s why I like Cajun fiddle - chicks in NOLA are pretty cultured, so that’s the sirens call.

Yeah I’ve played professionally in many countries. Guitar works just, and this braless bitch in a Copenhagen park invited me and my gf to chill, but I think the violin is more of a status thing. Guitar is common; violin could mean that you came from money or that you’re a striver. It just seems like a prerequisite to marrying someone who won’t have poor genetics.

PLOT TWIST: I am 40 but look much younger, so I’m thinking of creeping on bitches that want a 10-year age gap (25 - 30 years old is ideal). Don’t worry I’ll 1488 some kids out of the deal, but I’d rather impregnate college-educated bitches or scrappy artsy types.

>anyone in this predicament?

>>33342043
Thanks. I liked the chords and sheeeeit

I’m relatively new to violin, but it’s much like guitar. I’ve been looking at Ysayë’s stuff and Wienawski’s “Les Arpeges” - I know that stuff is many hours out, but it impresses the shit out of me. It’s nice to be as undeniable

>>33342462
Cmon 4chan brain trust - we need your help

>>33341642 (OP)
Everything you just wrote was incredibly gay.
You could probably get an artsy chick though.

>>33341893
Work on your double stops

>>33342462
It is nothing like guitar. Anything you do on violin until you play for 5 years minimum will sound horrible. Even in 5 years of playing it will be mediocre and nobody besides your grandma will care.

>>33347022
I see what you’re saying - the left hand is fine but the bowing is full of nuance and requires muscle training. One significant hurdle I overcame was about the faggy bowing motions until I realized that’s actually needed for articulation.

>>33346992
Are you an artsy chick? If so, help a fiddler out with some [blocked by terms of service]

>>33347099
Guarantee your left hand is not fine. I highly doubt your intonation is anywhere near acceptable. 'Faggy' motions, really? There is so much you don't understand nor respect about string instruments

>>33347231
Oh I agree but virtuosity isn’t the end goal. To be honest, I enjoy discovering the nuances of the instrument and get the sense of wonder.

This is the same approach I took for guitar, trombone, and piano, eventually smoothing out issues with technique exercises. Keeping up the “fun” versus the “must be a master yesterday” is better.

>>33341642 (OP)
Learn guitar instead

>>33349293
Nigga I already play guitar well and can do Fahey/Kottke/James Blackshaw stuff with ease

>>33350327
You're not a real musician. Give up and do something else to get pussy. Music isn't to be used for anything.

>>33350430
Bitch no. I toured 16 countries in my old band, and nearly every major metropolitan US city. I’ve played concert halls, clubs, outdoor venues, and busked aplenty.

I’m just at the age where it’s time to settle down and finding high-tier women seems to require more than dating apps, trawling bars, or hitting on randoms (all of which had me meeting a strange assortment of loser women).

>>33342118
>Not just for fun, I've done professional work somewhat regularly
>but playing an orchestral instrument opens up the possibility of joining a community orchestra
Are you academically trained/educated? Do you think it's required in order to get into these kinds of communities? Asking for a friend.

>>33350459
Sure thing

>>33350472
I’d say that conservatories are absolutely necessary to play in professional settings. I did briefly attend Berklee on bass and was AllState on trombone in NY, so I have a formal background. I picked up electric bass at 15 and was already playing clubs by 18. I played CBGBs, L’Amour Rocks, plenty of places on Long Island.

My friend who went a similar path now plays in Broadway and has played Carnegie Hall, Lincoln Center, etc. He has lots of famous people connections but he’s scared to death of busking (whereas I had no problem playing cafes in Paris and Spain).

So that’s why I’m saying violin shouldn’t be that challenging, as I’m not struggling with reading music or finding notes in the fingerboard. I do also have relatively good relative pitch. If tiny Asian babies can play it, SO CAN I.

But yeah, I’ve had bitches tell me that they thought me playing guitar well was erotic. I just don’t wanna be faggy and stuck up like many violinists I came across. The goal is to find lots of pussy damnit.

>>33350487
Glad you see things my way

>>33341642 (OP)
Reels are good but if you really want to impress the ladies, then play some of Turlough O'Carolan's music. And Irish airs in general. You'll be drowning in women

>>33350779
Thank you for the suggestions. What attracts Slavic women? I’m half-Slavic and my beard is orangey, so I think having some shooters of booze and some musical accompaniment could get them moist. I know the Tetris theme (Korobeiniki) and that’s about wooing women…

>>33350901
Kupalinka? Oysya ty Oysya? Katyusha? I'm not very familiar with slavic songs. These are basically the only ones I know how to play other than Korobeiniki and Moscow Nights. Not sure if the are popular with women, I wouldn't know but they are nice songs

>>33350901
>>33351025
Oh yeah and maybe be careful playing Russian songs to Poles or Polish songs to Ukrainians ect. It can be... well... touchy. You gotta know the context of songs too

>>33351045
Good thinking. I can always rely on the 4chan brain trust for important shit

>>33351052
Yeah I mean you don't want to play a USSR song like Katyusha to Poles... that could be bad

>>33341642 (OP)
No, women like guitar players.
>Grade 4 violinist until I tannerited it.

>>33351097
I mean, I can do jazzy improv on guitar and Robbie Basho stuff, but the more common shit just seems to attract normies, no?

Again, high quality pussy here. I want a bitch who enjoys the good things in life. I don’t know if playing “Santeria” is going to work for the upper crust (think: blonde tennis player or tomboy heiress).

Keep the recommendations coming, I’m taking notes

>>33341642 (OP)
Play a hainting violin refrain.

>>33352787
>*haunting damn it

>>33352789
That’s just the way it ghost sometimes
>see now I’m doing it

Which refrains? Viola is pretty good for that but I need suggestions

>>33341642 (OP)
>everything men do is for pussy
There are so many people on the on self improvement train the past two decades it's unreal, and I'm not talking about gym because many of them don't even hit the gym but instead do other activities, I'm talking about making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible to attract pussy. They are doing all that for pussy, constantly chasing a better looking pussy, younger, fresher, etc. until eventually they find one they are satisfied with so they can fertilize it but even then many of them continue to chase pussy on the side. Some of these boomers are 70+ and still chase pussy, that's right many divorced boomers have girlfriends, just look at that tremendous Eastwood faggot who found a new pussy at 70 or 80 and married for the 6th time. Not to mention famous chads like Julio Iglesias who had thousands of pussies throughout his life.
All that self-improvement, customs, social mores, hobbies, cultural events and other activities people do is to attract pussy so they can breed the next generation of goyim cattle and feel desired, loved and appreciated by their pussy and progeny.

>>33353670
Everything we do is based off of mating strategy or survival. Why wouldn’t the goyim such as myself attempt to increase our odds of better offspring and a more rewarding life?

Also, self-improvement has been around since forever. Do yourself a favor and read Chicken Soup for the Butthurt Soul.

Now, gimme some tunes so I can assemble a repertoire and taste that upper-class puss. Something like this and pic related (as end-goal):

https://youtu.be/6E3P6YZH_gs

>>33347016
i know they suck i can't seem to get them sounding open and in-tune, no idea why though

>>33342462
yeah i really like ysaye's 3rd sonata but can't even begin to play it.

>>33353833
for me this is the peak of violin soul and excellence
https://youtu.be/7iG9tUJ7Am4

>>33353992
Agreed, but it’s nice to aim high.

Thanks for the Brahms.

>inb4 saveafox death cult