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You should be apologizing to a random woman, every day for the rest of your life. You should atone for being so damn ugly and useless.

Lets discuss the benefits of nature worship, perhaps something along the lines of worshipping a tree?

Benefits of worshipping a tree: Useful for saving your life in the event of a catastrophic flood.

Cons of worshipping a tree: Tree is unable to guilt people into paying taxes.

Now, let us examine the pros and cons of desert religions.

Benefits of desert religion: ?????

Cons:
- No trees in the desert.
- Despite being able to walk on water, god does nothing to avert a children's camp (devoted to him, no less) from drowning in water.

Who would win in a contest of usefulness? A tree, or cheesus christ?

Let us discuss in earnest. There will be no trolling tolerated, in this thread.