[Yu-Gi-Oh! The Sacred Cards & Reshef of Destruction]

Drawbacks: Mid-game reset, Jumper History, Protagonist details (1300)

Rolled Galapagos Islands

Dueling Basics (Free)
The Sacred Beauty (Free)
Summon Study (Free)
Life Hacks (1100)
Change of Heart (900)
Duelist Level Up! (600)
Pure Spirit (0)
Starter Deck (Free)
Duel Disc (Free)
Locator Card (Free)
Spirit Card: BEWD (Free)
Plot Airways (Free)

I started the decade off having a surprising thorough and in-dejewsonversation about island gigantism and it's impact on insect biology with Weevil. Say what you like about the guy, but he knows his bugs. After that I hosted a perfectly normal tournament in which there were no sudden interruptions, twists or unexpected outcomes.

"Hey Anon, whatcha doing?" asked Elodie as I scrutinised the things I had secured to accomplish this outcome. They kind of looked like hypercubes with a shining golden card in the centre. "Oh, just adjusting the seals on these God Cards to make sure nobody. Literally nobody. Except me can use them. We happen to be in the one timeline where Bandit Keith is insanely competent, fortunately with my wealth and connections I've preemptively hired Bandit Keith to do something slightly less insane than awaken a dark god"

"Oh. That explains a lot". Elodie turned on the news. A man wearing the American flag on his hat was stealing the entire Eiffel Tower. Somehow.

...

"What are you actually going to do with the Eiffel Tower, Anon?"

"I'm going straight to the top where I will enjoy how the view isn't spoiled by yet ANOTHER dark god unleashed by the power of children's card games"