>>527318174

I mean, it would make a lot of sense that a rogue bioweapon crawling from a gene-lab would use said gene-lab to create underlings to conquer the Earth. It would make even more sense that, Him not being a scientist but an experiment, He would fuck up the first batch.

Certainly makes more sense than the "ooga booga we wuz shamans n shiet" spiel He's peddling to us-

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oh, n-nothing, we weren't talking about nothing, sir commissar