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>>95871586
Classic. How's his new character?
>>95871786
>while all the guys just wait
Is anything stopping them from simply telling them to cut the cut the shit and move on to some actual gaming? I'm assuming they're scared to hurt their feelings or one or more of the women are their girlfriends or something.
I know your pain though (especially as DM). Last session was our first time playing in over a year and a half and the only dwarf in the party asked the guard captain if he could join the guards' night watch, since they mostly employ non-humans with darkvision. Captain said there was a different captain for the night team, and he would have to talk to her instead. She would be out around sunset.
So what does he do? He goes to the brothel and sees a woman in a fancy dress - nothing like a prostitute. He talks to the brothel owner, who asks if he wants a whore for the night. He says no, and asks to know about the woman in the dress. Brothel owner tells him her name, says she isn't for sale, and asks if he wants a whore. PC says no and insists to know more about the woman in the dress - nothing is stopping him from approaching her himself. Brothel owner is confused and asks him to leave if he doesn't want to hire a prostitute, so the PC finally leaves - without talking to the woman.
Next? He goes to a tavern with one other PC. Engages in some conversation with the bartender who has a fondness for food experimenting and trying new things. The bartender says he's had a craving for turtle meat, and the PCs spend - I shit you not - 15 entire minutes debating whether they could go hunt a turtle to bring to him and where they would find a turtle. At no point were they offered any incentive or reward for this, nor was it implied in any way to lead to a grander quest.
Nighttime comes around - he can finally go speak to the night captain, right? Instead, he buys a room at the tavern, and the group decides they'll be fucking off a few cities south.
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>>95871586
Classic. How's his new character?
>>95871786
>while all the guys just wait
Is anything stopping them from simply telling them to cut the cut the shit and move on to some actual gaming? I'm assuming they're scared to hurt their feelings or one or more of the women are their girlfriends or something.
I know your pain though (especially as DM). Last session was our first time playing in over a year and a half and the only dwarf in the party asked the guard captain if he could join the guards' night watch, since they mostly employ non-humans with darkvision. Captain said there was a different captain for the night team, and he would have to talk to her instead. She would be out around sunset.
So what does he do? He goes to the brothel and sees a woman in a fancy dress - nothing like a prostitute. He talks to the brothel owner, who asks if he wants a whore for the night. He says no, and asks to know about the woman in the dress. Brothel owner tells him her name, says she isn't for sale, and asks if he wants a whore. PC says no and insists to know more about the woman in the dress - nothing is stopping him from approaching her himself. Brothel owner is confused and asks him to leave if he doesn't want to hire a prostitute, so the PC finally leaves - without talking to the woman.
Next? He goes to a tavern with one other PC. Engages in some conversation with the bartender who has a fondness for food experimenting and trying new things. The bartender says he's had a craving for turtle meat, and the PCs spend - I shit you not - 15 entire minutes debating whether they could go hunt a turtle to bring to him and where they would find a turtle. At no point were they offered any incentive or reward for this, nor was it implied in any way to lead to a grander quest.
Nighttime comes around - he can finally go speak to the night captain, right? Instead, he buys a room at the tavern, and the group decides they'll be fucking off a few cities south.
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