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>What's the difference between turn signals and radio?
the first one is for challenging people for their domain over whatever lane you're trying to change to, the second one is some sorta magic air talking thing
What are hand signals?
If you hold your hand up high with only your center finger raised, someone will eventually kick your ass
What's the difference between yield, stop, and mega bean and cheese burrito only 4.99 next 1 mile?
Yield means someone is going to try to get in your way, stop means try not to get t-boned in the intersection, and the last one means there's a taco bell nearby so put your air on recirculate before you get close to the cloud of farts
Do I use the green or black pump to fuel my car?
use the yellow one it's more fun
Fuel is free right?
Yeah, watch out for the weirdos with red and blue lights that sometimes want to arm wrestle you for it, just tell them you have a gun and they'll leave you alone since gun owners usually have extra strong arms to handle all of that recoil

>all the women with honours in my class got jobs like a week after graduation
>a month down the line and not a single one of the male honours got a job
interesting.
jarvis, for my next application, decline to answer any of the voluntary equity based hiring questions.