Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me

What do you get from a no-talent hack?
You take the main hero and paint her front-back
A copy and paste of a much better mare
With bacon strip highlights all over her hair?

I don't like the look of it!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doy
Built for the reddit funkopop goy
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah
The bugman's defense is "ree" and "nah ahh"

You reap what you sow, when you pander and lie
A legion of simps who will never ask "why?"
A hollow applause, manufactured and fake
So stop the charade, oh for good—ness—sake!

I can't take it anymore!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doom
Lazy crap writing seals its own tomb
So learn from this mess, and follow what's true
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me

Who do you blame when the friendship is fake?
Forced on a character for narrative's sake?
A pony gets banished for a thousand years
But this one's forgiven after crocodile tears?

I don't like the sound of it!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
Why is that safe, while the other taboo?
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
The story's a sham, and it's easy to see!

No depth and no soul, its just hollow and bland
A shallow imitation that was deviously planned
Built on weak tropes, as a quick cash demand
A plastic facade only simps understaaand

It's lazy and redundant!
Repulsive and repugnant

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Day
Lazy crap writing that fails in every way
So quit the lies and start fresh, anew
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do