When I was a kid I was "racing" a bike downhill with a lass I fancied. She went off the road at a dip and landed on her back on a bush. After her I came flying down the hill and went off at the same place. I was about to body slam her and had to spread my legs to not knee her in the crotch and then parry with my arms. I ended up on all fours pressing downward on her.