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7/26/2025, 2:50:13 PM
>I have exciting news my darling human friend. You no longer have to worry about the cold embrace of death overtaking you. Using magic I spliced phoenix DNA into your body which gives you the same cycle of rebirth as a phoenix. When you get old and die, you’ll be reborn as a small human child, mature and grow old and die, forever and forever. For good measure I used magic to make the process irreversible. Now you can always keep me company with all your silly, human antics and we can laugh and play forever. Oh and don’t thank me it was all Philomena’s idea, after all she provided some of her genetic code for the task.
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