31 years old, going back to college for my masters in 3 weeks.
I cant fucking wait to plow through every 18 year old I see in the quad. I work for FAANG and make good money so I will be like a god amongst men over there. I dont even need to get a masters as im almost at 200k, bascially just going to be a ped0(according to zooms), then extra 50k i can demand once I get the magick peace of paper is just a bonus. Then I will be able to afford to move to Belgium and fuck 16 year olds. The more yall tell me I cant do something the more I am going to do it, simple as.