The absolute most unbearable part of playing with noobs is that when someone has all but won the game and they have no response and just sit staring at the two cards in their hand for like five minutes hmming and hurming. If the guy across from you has eighteen 9/9 wraiths with menace and One Ring protection and you have four tokens on the board with no removal or protection or anything in your hand, fucking scoop. I'm typing all this out and it’s still going on. And now it’s still his turn and he’s explaining how he could have won of he drawn the cards he had needed to win. No fucking shit nigga, oh finally he passed the turn and died. Oh no he’s shuffling through his Zurgo precon and now wants to explain some more how he could have won if his board state and hand were completely different, fuck me