Despite wasting decades of my life on this website I've never written a green text but here goes.

>Be my 21 y/o stepdaughter
>Easily over 300lbs at 5'7
>Get on Ozempic
>Celebrate by bringing home a dozen crumble cookies
>Owner of Crumbl(tiny TM up top) Brand Cookie cutter pic related
>Wants to go to dinner with entire family and her BF
>BF Drives a lifted diesel Chevy truck
>It's pretty cool
>He backs it in at the back of the parking lot like any truck owner would
>Step daughter crying because she had to walk an extra 25 yards to the restaurant
>Two weeks into Ozempic and her boyfriend is over for breakfast
>My woman makes pancakes, eggs, bacon, sausage pretty big breakfast
>We go to an Amish store becasue the BF wanted to see it I guess
>Step daughter loads her basket with every combination of bread and cheese you can think of
>Discovers the Amish store has an attatched restaurant now
>Insists we buy lunch
>It's 45 minutes since she slammed that huge breakfast
>I text my woman "I don't think the ozempics having any effect."
>Be a month later
>Ozempic RX is being increased.