Porn makes me bored now.

bait thread
post any "this is bait" you have

Did you forget yesterday was Caturday in your country?

1. Are you gooner or still coomer
2. How many times a day you coom and your record
3. Your NN record
4. How much gb of porn you have

>1998
>opening the Nintendo 64
>plug it in
>put Goldeneye in for the first time
>kill the dude from the bathroom vents hundreds of times
>hit a triple jump in Mario 64
>tears of joy streaming down cheeks
>unbridled joy

>2025
>opening the PlayStation 5
>pure dread
>find Wi-Fi, dig up password, connect
>create PSN account
>no disc slot to put anything in, emasculated
>demands credit card information
>controller needs charge
>please wait while we download 130gb game
>maybe will play tomorrow
>it's time to schedule your colonoscopy

It's the weekend so let's talk about 3D platformers
What are we playing for this summer scrimbloenjoyers?

Post everything related to Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.

The Playstation brand you loved as a kid no longer exists.

source? it seems a touhou remix song but and the video an old tv comedy? thanks

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