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Because it looks boring as shit
Nobody wants to see DK punch dirt
They want to see him smash buildings like Rampage/King Kong, that would be actually exciting

But Faggot Corpo Nintendo is no-fun allowed, you are only allowed to play as a squeaky clean good guy
No more fun games like DK Jr. where Mario was the bad guy imprisoning DK

>Voice actor mispronounces a character name

Once foids start paying the mortgage/bills/insurance/cars with their own paychecks, they can start complaining about men not doing enough chores. That fact that I take out the trash and clean the dishes every night is more than enough.

Never seen a foid working night shifts I tell you hwat.

Are you guys SERIOUSLY still talking about that dead creep Jeffrey Epstein? So tired of hearing about that shit. He's dead, move on.

>Why do you play with barbies, Timmy?
>Uh...um..I like their tits and asses!