May 29 2002
You know, I'm a fantasista. I'm playing in ways not even I can predict. When I'm trying to go to Yodobashi Camera, I'm finding myself at Sakuraya... Even though I'm going out to buy a DVD player, I'm coming back home with an air purifier that has absolutely nothing to do with it. That's playing in ways that even I can't predict. Even though I left home by bicycle, I'm coming back home on foot... When I think that I'll go home to my parents, I end up at the Tama River, spacing out... If I go to buy a Siberia Choutokkyuu DVD, I buy a Hara Yuuko CD... When I set my mind on getting employed, I became a mangaka... When I tried to draw a sports manga, it became a dirty jokes manga...
So I guess I am just acting all suspiciously. Maybe I'm an unstable person? Speaking about unstable, that's what the Japanese soccer team's defense line is. But when this text goes up online, maybe they're already doing what they should, right before the World Cup. Maybe we're doing fine with the French guy? Oh yeah, speaking about the French guy, I like Italian cooking better than French cooking. Speaking about Italy... Ferrari sure is strong. Honda has to try a little bit harder. Speaking about Honda, they didn't have ASIMO at the robot exhibition at Takashimaya, and I got so very annoyed. Speaking about getting annoyed, ME! Even though I'm writing like this, you can't really understand what I'm talking about! It doesn't even make sense to myself anymore. I am the Unstable Village Headman of the Unstable Village! If the world consisted of 100 unstable Kumetas, well, then 100 people would be unstable Kumetas. And now it doesn't make sense again. It's not even making sense to the one who's saying it. It figures, I'm unstable.