>>212482217
>be Depp
>divorce Amber Turd
>Turd accuses you of physical and psychological abuse among other allegations
>get dropped by Disney and all major film roles because #BeliveAllWomen
>Depp countersues for defamation
>giga kino trial ensues that deals with many funny things along the timeline of their relationship such as:
>Amber Turd shitting in bed
>her "bruises" being exposed as make up
>audio recording proving Turd was actually the aggressive one in the relationship
>Turd's lawyers are absolutely incompetent and constantly shit the bed (her main lawyer literally had the last name Rottenborn)
>Turd defense bringing the most unhinged witnesses like their psychologist in >>212475867
>>212476706
who was drugged out of his mind
>funny shit like the guy who just started vaping and driving while giving his testimony, making the judge facepalm in real life
>Johnny Depps team brings witnesses that btfo the Turd lawyers (like the TMC guy who fired right back after being accused of trying to get his 15 minutes)
>Johnny's team brings the hottest MILF since Dr.Melfi to testify (pic related)
>His female lawyer becomes a beloved waifu that gets memed on here because she's so wholesome and we get kino scenes like when that one ray of sunlight shone on her alone during trial
In the end justice prevails for once and based Johnny wins while the bitch Turd ends up in financial and professional ruin, a rare win.