And what did you see Mr. Depp?
>Your honor, I saw...
>What appeared to be...
>What could ONLY be...
>On the bed, was...
Yes Mr. Depp?
>Poop.

>>212465202 (OP)
Turdcels on suicide watch

A megapint?

Herds are typically expected to drop feces everywhere

>>212465202 (OP)
>YOU KNOW WHAT GODDAMN IT THE CUNT TOOK A FUCKIN SHIT RIGHT ON MY BED, MY, BED, I'VE DONE EVERYTHING FOR THIS FUCKIN WHORE AND SHE SPENDS MY MONEY AND TAKES MY DRUGS AND DRINKS MY BOOZE AND SHE FUCKS AROUND WITH THESE STUPID DOGS IN AUSTRALIA AND SHE SHITS IN MY FUCKIN BED. REQUESTING THE FUCKING DEATH PENALTY YOUR HONOR.

>pipe organ blares
>cut to members of the jury gasping and muttering
>judge angrily bangs his gavel *order! Order in my court*
>Depp looks down in shame

Also the lawyer wouldn't be addressed as "your honor"

>>212465202 (OP)
>“Amber Turd, sir. The Bum Diaree. Cackuaman. The Pinecrapple Asspress.”

>>212466915
He said calmly

>>212465440

this whole thing was pure unadulterated kino we havent even seen the likes of since. and it proved definitively once and for all that women are insane lying whores

>lawyer objects to his own questioning

Are you aware that OP 'talks to the Umbrella Guy'?

>>212467417
Whores have still not recovered from it
Now every time a woman is in any way questioned or held accountable people bring up Depp and say “THE TRIAL HAS BEEN A DETRIMENT TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE!!”

>>212468762
They hate that it publicly broadcasted and potentially even normalized a man actually getting a W against a creature which, in their minds, is an entity which exists in a higher, completely untouchable caste: a narcissistic BPD woman

I'm the deal maker. If there's a deal to be made then I make it.

>>212469159
>>212468762
Reminder that Depp left his wife and family in order to fuck Heard. He brought this on himself. Imagine ruining your career for Musk's sloppy seconds.

>>212467417
It was incredible. The shots of Amber doing coke in the court alone are the type of shit nobody would believe it happened without the cameras.

>my dog stepped on a bee

Mega pint?

>>212468762
The defecation trial

>>212465202 (OP)
>and did you sniff it Mr Depp?
>did you lick it?
>did you taste it?
>its amber heard after all, why wouldn’t you at least feel it?
>did you eat her ass during sex play?
>did you smell her?
>did you ever gaze upon her anus at least once?

>>212469255
Johnny had her first. Musk had a threesome with her and that nepobaby actress whose career never took off (the one who kind of looks like Ben Shapiro, lol).

>>212469509
>are you even sure it was hers Mr. Depp?
>he who smelled it dealt it mr. Depp.
>he who denied it supplied it, Mr. Depp.
>he who seen it, should clean it.

Why didn't they just do this with the mattress?

>HE MADE THE WORLD BELIEVE HE HAD SCISSORS FOR HANDS!

Why would Johnny go back to doing Disney movies? They just about dropped his ass from the next Pirates movie based on heresay.

>>212469640
He wouldn't do it for a million alpacas.

>>212465202 (OP)
How can this trial be over when no one ever said how much a pint really is.

>>212469689
Its a bit less than a mega pint.

It's called a dirty Louisiana and it's what happens when someone uncontrollably shits themselves while getting fucked in the asshole. If johnny depp didn't want shit on his bed he shouldn't have stuck his cock in the place shit comes out of.

>bring in an """"expert""""
>they look like the biggest retard in existence

>>212469454

>>212469617
>HE MADE THE WORLD BELIEVE HE HAD SCISSORS FOR HANDS
Her mournfully wise delivery of that unbelievably stupid line while Barbara Walters nods respectfully is so hilarious. Whole thing was like watching a film noir about a conniving femme fatale who's completely retarded.

>>212466915
source?

>>212468553
objection to the answer

>>212469565
>nepobaby actress whose career never took off
that could be anyone

>>212468762
>pull a johnny depp
You mean tell the truth and have people believe it? Horrifying stuff. Thought we'd moved beyond such primitive things like truth, accountability, or justice.

>>212469926
Must be a pretty cushy job
Just show up to trials and ramble about bullshit and get paid

>>212465202 (OP)
Mr. Depp is a scary man

>>212471857
In an Alternate universe
>she made the world belive she was a mermaid who dated Aquaman!
Is uttered

>>212472467
Given his power in the 90s then POTC, femcels must get a kick out of her taking him down. Her bad acting on the stand aside....i truly have no interest in this case

>>212472467
"i'm acting!"
She's literally looking at her mark and when she reaches it she knows to gasp slightly and shudder.

>>212469952
Of WINE??

>>212469617
was this the face she made while shitting the bed or when he opened the door and made eye contact?

>>212465202 (OP)
I lost all respect for this fat retard when I found out he's good mates with prince bonesaw. And just because Amber Turd was a nasty hag. He's obviously someone with none or very low moral integrity.

>>212473392
He's a cokehead actor.

>>212473392
He's also best buddies with that Satanic faggot and child murderer from the West Memphis 3 he helped spring from prison.

Why are most Hollywood actresses brainroted

Shitting in someone's bed is so primal. I used to have a cat that would do it to roommates he disliked. The fact that she was channeling some sort of deep, ancient connection to our animalistic side is insane. It is crazy even for BPD.

>>212472467
but which one is a liar?

>>212465202 (OP)
I know nothing about this case except the first two Netflix episodes when I couldn't sleep one night (fell asleep by the third). Didn't depps dog eat his weed stash as a pup and constantly shit itself? Wasn't depp the first to mention a mega pint? Herd is obviously a bipolar gold digger but depps literally besties with a convicted child killer with matching occult tattoos ffs

>>212475591
The one that convinced Amber Heard- I mean the WORLD that he had scissors for fingers.

>>212465202 (OP)

This trial was a riot.
>Hire the dumbest bitch attorney
>base entire case around how Depp would turn into "the monster" and beat Heard
>Put obviously fake photo's in as evidence
>Can't find a single witness that would testify Depp ever struck Heard
>get utterly BTFO by EVERY single witness that testified Depp was a non-violent dude while Heard was a psychotic abusive bitch

Heard seriously thought she could out-act Depp on the stand and turn the jury and public against him. Lying bitch failed miserably.

>>212465202 (OP)
>be amber heard
>everyone wants to fuck you
>you're a millionaire
>you're married to johnny depp
>everyone wants to be you
>decide one day to get into a fight with johnny depp and shit on the bed
>it is revealed that you shit on the bed
>overnight become a laughing stock and forever known as the bed shitter
do you think she regrets it?

>>212475867

>>212469255
She's a cracy BPD bitch but if she offered me sex I would jump on a plane and leave my wife and kids without a seconds thought. It's just human nature.

>>212476601
No, because women are incapable of taking accountability for anything
It’s why they accuse men they regret fucking with rape 10 years after instead of just learning from a bad experience and moving on

>>212465202 (OP)
worst part is depp cannot eat at taco bell ever again without being reminded of turd

https://youtu.be/LSdWJujPa8s?si=smvYWwlHe-6oblys

>>212467417
Just her Im afraid.

mega pint

>>212476775
This.

imagine being a sleepy small town insurance lawyer and it turns out that one celebrity bought home insurance in your state which for some historical forgotten reason means the insurance company has to do a legal defence for them if they get sued for defamation, and they did so you're going to have to do your job that you know you're average at on tv in front of the the whole world against the most expensive and impressive lawyers in the country. oh dear

>>212477207
(AND your client is actually guilty... AND they're crazy. lmao)

>>212469640
That gave him the time and opportunity to get his house in order and win the legal battle, though.

>>212469807
Its actually exactly a micro megapint.

>>212469926
Its just what happens when you dedicate all of your time to being the expert in one thing, you become retarded at everything else.

>>212473306
Looks more like she is afraid she is the one who will have some retarded dramatic reaction and make herself look like a fool.

My mom watched nearly the entire thing and sometimes I hear her replaying certain bits she likes
Idk what is wrong with her

>>212475867
>>212476706
fucking manson-esque

>>212465202 (OP)
but was it a mega poop?

>>212466915
That bitch is lucky I wasn't the judge going after my Alpaca brother like this

>retarded jury giving that cunt any money
>her tranny friends lying in court and making bullshit claims getting away with it scott free
>amber mooching off elon's test tube baby in spain for the rest of her life
utterly pathetic representation of society , they are all lying fucking whores

>Aquamaaaaaaaan

>>212476601
He was making a move.
She had to get it on.

>>212465202 (OP)
>Your Mega-honor, have you happened to see my debut tour de force in the original Nightmare on Elm Street film? Of course you have. Well sir, my death scene in that film resulted in a less messy bed then what that dirty bitch did.

>>212476416
>>Put obviously fake photo's in as evidence

This was absolutely insane (in both the UK and the US trial) due to legal shenanigans, everyone in court had to pretend that these obviously identical photos are different photos taken days apart (and this was something that helped her win the UK case).

Dat moment in the US trial when Depps Lawyers "accidentally" overlaid the two identical images for a second when moving them around on the projection and Heard's lawyers instantly jumped to their feet to shout an objection...

You see absolutely insane takes from people who refuse to believe the verdict and say it's all PR. Heck some acknowledge everything in the trial was real but as Depp was a drunk, he was automatically the abuser and nothing Heard did counted as a result. The irony is these are the first people who'll shout about the "perfect victim fallacy" in any other circumstance other than a man being the victim.

at least she's not in movies anymore

>>212465202 (OP)
This wasn't worth ruining aquaman 2 over

>>212465202 (OP)
Did she ever recover from this?

>>212469689
A Pints a pound the world around

>>212472195
It can pay well but it’s infrequent. Plus you kind of need to have had an entire career beforehand

>>212479085
These people just say what they think they have to say. They haven't actually thought about it at all.

>>212469926
The lawyer schooling her on Dune while casually spoiling it was one of the best moments in the trial.

>>212465202 (OP)
why mods hated this show again?

>lawyer is evil
>name is Rottenborn
you cannot make this shit up

>>212465202 (OP)
*The court asks Mr. Wahlberg to the stand*
>"Your honor if I was on that bed with my kids, it wouldn't have been soiled like it did. There would have been a lot of blood on those thousand thread sheets and then me saying "Okay, we're gonna piss somewhere safely, don't worry.""

>>212465202 (OP)
Did Disney give him the alpacas or not?

@grok what dis

>>212469337
"... and so I had to. I had to poop the bed."

>>212467417
Best kino I've seen since Rittenhouse. By the way, have there been any books from Rittenhouse jurors? Any accounts as to what was happening in the jury?

>>212467417
The guy I was watching it from mostly is in prison now or something I think. Rekita law or whatever it was lol

Can I get a QRD on the trial? I know basics but not details

>>212476706
>>212475867
Didn't it turn out that there was a much more qualified psychologist with the exact same name as this guy? The assumption being they hired this dunce by mistake.

>>212465202 (OP)
There are millions of men that would pay for women to poop on their bed. (You)

>>212482217
>be Depp
>divorce Amber Turd
>Turd accuses you of physical and psychological abuse among other allegations
>get dropped by Disney and all major film roles because #BeliveAllWomen
>Depp countersues for defamation
>giga kino trial ensues that deals with many funny things along the timeline of their relationship such as:
>Amber Turd shitting in bed
>her "bruises" being exposed as make up
>audio recording proving Turd was actually the aggressive one in the relationship
>Turd's lawyers are absolutely incompetent and constantly shit the bed (her main lawyer literally had the last name Rottenborn)
>Turd defense bringing the most unhinged witnesses like their psychologist in >>212475867
>>212476706
who was drugged out of his mind
>funny shit like the guy who just started vaping and driving while giving his testimony, making the judge facepalm in real life
>Johnny Depps team brings witnesses that btfo the Turd lawyers (like the TMC guy who fired right back after being accused of trying to get his 15 minutes)
>Johnny's team brings the hottest MILF since Dr.Melfi to testify (pic related)
>His female lawyer becomes a beloved waifu that gets memed on here because she's so wholesome and we get kino scenes like when that one ray of sunlight shone on her alone during trial
In the end justice prevails for once and based Johnny wins while the bitch Turd ends up in financial and professional ruin, a rare win.

>>212465202 (OP)
a megapoop, savvy?

>>212482887
>guy who just started vaping and driving while giving his testimony
holy shit I almost shat myself laughing when this madlad came up. this whole trial was straight out of mad tv.

I completely forgot about mega pint kek

>>212483108
Cheers lad, you forgot your drink

Can’t believe people fell for this clearly staged, distraction clown show.

>>212465295
Based and pintpilled

>>212483209
When you grow up, you will realize that all of life is people trying to win stupid battles.

>>212482027
what about those jurors?

>>212467376
Dude looks gay as fuck!

>>212482887
Damn I wish I followed closer. This sounds like kino

>I put amica cream on the bruise
>even though amica cream didn’t exist yet

>>212465202 (OP)
flappy fish market btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maa1xTKu7aQ

kinema

>>212483784
>these messages were sent 11 years ago
we're getting old bros

>>212482313
>much more qualified psychologist

No such thing. People forget (unfortunately) how Depp's trial proved psychology is a pseudoscience.

Even the byproducts of the trial, such as Rekieta, are still giving plenty of milk.

>>212482887
>female lawyer becomes a beloved waifu that gets memed on here because she's so wholesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlVjgzoAnSQ
still in love with Camille

>>212482887
How did Turd manage to get mogged so hard by this woman.

>>212482887
>>audio recording proving Turd was actually the aggressive one in the relationship

>>212484535
for once this woman does most likely NOT shit in your bed
unless it's part of the treatment

>>212477619
She posts on /tv/

>>212484535
she got mogged so much more by based Camille
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRYPWHNGSH4
all females were heaps above Amber during the trial, actually showed how mid she is when not caked in 2 hour hollywood make-up.

this trial would get 10 million live viewers today going by the amount of jobless people

>>212469271
That's a nice paint.

>>212476706
Johnny leaning in to get a closer look at this and staring in confusion was so funny

I mean nothing has given as much as this trial did, it was pure unfiltered gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDT91ih6S5Q

>>212484867
it got 10 million live viewers when it aired you fool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvE1k7AcdlY

>>212484757
Fucking brutal

>>212484690
To get dunked on by Johnny fans?

>>212482887
Dr Muffins is a qt

why did she do her makeup so plain when she was on the stand vs when she was just sitting with her lawyers

>>212465202 (OP)
>tfw no violent femdom wife who literally shits on the bed to assert her dominance

>>212485458
appear sympathetic to the jury, same reason she always turned to the jurors whenever she answered a question even if the lawyers or the judge were the one talking to her.
she's so stupid that she took it literal that you had to get the jury on your side so the completely disregarded any other person during the trial, it was glorious.

>>212485458
I remember one very pertinent comment that kept going around during the trial
>why is she dressing like a star trek villain?

Should I marry a white woman? I don't want poop on my bed

>>212485567
>getting married in the years anno domini 1990+35
are you retarded or what?

>But
>You have heard of me

>>212476601
>do you think she regrets it?
she has been unhinged her whole life. she's incapable of stopping.

>make llllllllllllllooooooonnnnnnggggg video essay on how Yoko was a scapegoat for Beatles breaking up
>go on at great length about this
>fair enough, but not topical, but okay
>bring up once that Amber Heard was completely in the right, and that history will prove her right and own all the chuds online
>doesn't make a single argument in favor of her case and just moves on, despite being highly topical
>never brings it up again
What did she mean by this?

>>212485692
no one ever accused her of being intelligent

>>212484757
>the cough at 1:50
how is it all so kino?

Test

https://youtu.be/OuZDNakM7QU?t=24293
6:44:53 for kino.
>Never had to happen. One little lie.
This is one of the biggest reasons Depp won and Amber lost. Depp is a pathetic alcoholic who knowingly shacked up with a crazy bitch, but he can express himself with sincerity and gravitas. Amber on the other hand, even in the hypotethical situation in which she is 100% in the right, is constantly dripping with insincerity and pathological liar syndrome. The way she talks and moves and behaves just reeks of lies. This was why Depp, even when he made a fool of himself on the stand, benefitted from being interviewed while Amber just dug her grave deeper whenever she opened her mouth.

>>212485567
I went through my own personal hell with a blonde BPD white woman shortly after this trial ended. At the time I was too deep in my own situation it to see the parallels, but re-watching some of this trial stuff now it's frightening how alike my ex and Amber were. Be very fucking careful out there because you do not want that type of crazy in your life. Do a LOT of reading about BPD so you can instantly recognize it. If a single red flag gets set off with a new woman in your life immediately abandon ship. Do not give her the benefit of the doubt, it was not an isolated incident. It was the mask slipping, and it will snowball into the type of batshit crazy behavior you heard about in this trial.

How can something be both Mega and pint sized

>>212486050
The way Depp squirmed on seeing her crossing his path in the courtroom, and turned away to not face her, is some type of trauma. Dealing with a source of barrage is very draining.

>>212486244
Playing devil's advocate here, he is an actor though, and a really good one at that.

>>212486502
heard made a turd in her burd, just playing devils advocate here

>amica cream?

>>212466961
Kek
>Herds lawyer runs up to amber
>youre supposed to tell me everything!
>visibly upset black judge stands up
>Thats it! You two in my chambers now!

>>212469926
That one psychologist they brought up, the weirdo fuck, has the same name as a very well respected psychologist and its believed by many they accidentally hired the wrong guy and didnt vet him properly

>>212487107
*believed by tranny's
ftfy

>>212487107
it doesn't work like that you idiot, seriously it really doesn't, if he was the wrong witness they could've called for a mistrial, what is this cope?

>>212467417
fed post

>>212476753
It would take king Arthur to pull me out.

>>212487235
what a bizarre thing to say

>>212465202 (OP)

you said poop.

>>212469926
all of heard's experts were people they just threw money at to cobble together a case. frauds of the highest nature

>main character's lawyer always seen chewing, his name is Ben Chew
>villain's lawyer is called Rottenborn
>mega pints
>trial gets interrupted by an Amber Alert on everyone's cellphone
>someone keeps showing up to court with an alpaca
who writes this stuff, it's not believable in the slightest

>did you see him in charlie and the chocolate factory?

How do you go from this…

>>212467417
Are there any YouTube videos showing the most kino moments from this and the rittenhouse trial? I’ve never seen anything from either of them

>>212487513
…to this?

>>212486050
Inwas with a diagnosed bpd for 4 years. People dont know the hell it is unless they actually lived through it.

>>212466915
>she hit the wall
he' one of us. i hope he's enjoying a megapint today

>>212487203
He wasnt a witness, brochachi. He was an expert. They probably were too embarrassed to admit that theyre retarded

>>212482887
>guy who fired right back after being accused of trying to get his 15 minutes
forgot about that 'gotcha'
funny shit

>>212468762
i'm so tired of women. and i like them, but god damn, the bitch lied just take the L we all know big harv is a rapist even tho we miss him

>>212469271
it's too bad it wasn't pee. that would be so gross lol, like a girl urinating on my bed, or wrose maybe me. yuck hahaha who would want that

>>212487527
i know there's a great rittenhouse highlight video on YT that's about an hour long but i don't have a link handy, nor do i know the name of the vid/channel

>>212485692
she quietly deleted that pirates video

>>212486502
She physically struck him multiple times, on more than one occasion, would verbally abuse gaslight and lie about him, and this is all proven fact.

>>212487203
Are you retarded? He wasn't to witness to anything other than documented evidence, he wasn't actually there for any of the events, he was hired as an analyst.
It's genuinely impressive how stupid and ignorant people like you can be.

>>212485608
This

seriously, don't

If they go through with the whole Pirates of the Carribbean thing and bring him back after backing up a dumptruck full of money on his front lawn, I hope to fuck that they include a joke about a megapint. Something about Jack Sparrow ordering a Mega Pint off a menu somewhere and being confronted with an oversized glass of wine or rum just sounds like something that would fit into that universe so well.

>>212487513
BPD play the long term game. They patiently lay out a trap of many types of baits. When you realize the web has trapped you, it's too late.

>>212488238
The joke should be a little more subtle, but I agree.
Something more like:
-interior tavern-
*Jack orders ale*
*Pint arrives*
*Jack inspect the glass closely, a shot of his eye magnified looking through it*
Jack, "is that it?"
Barkeep, "it's a *pint* sir"
Jack, "hmph, not gonna be enough I think ..."

>>212488305
Women like this can easily be controlled if you are willing to be violent. I dated one of these bitches and she would provoke fights out of me because she wanted to be completely corrected, I have slammed her around and straight up hit her with a closed fist and made her nose bleed and she started crying and apologizing and instantly corrected her behavior.
Unfortunately I got tired of the alcoholism

>>212488305
>>212486050
How so? I’m taking to a girl with BPD and she hasn’t done anything crazy yet. What does it look like and how bad does it get? Also, I’m pretty sure I have it and my schizo powers could overcome hers

>>212482887
i wish i could remember more moments because it's been so long but some of my faves
>the guy objecting to his own question
>mr rottenborn constantly saying did i read that right while reading out loud explicit texts from johnny
>elaine giving up during a cross examination
>amber pretending to write on post it notes and passing them around to her team
>amber getting grilled about claiming she donated money to charity and she didn't donate a penny
>amber trying to claim two photos are different when they turn out to be identical but she used an iphone filter to make her look sorta of bruised
>the whole of johnny's team fist pumping when amber accidentally name drops kate moss so they could call her to the stand
>"yes you have to answer questions"
>the sequence where they are trying to say depp has ruined her rise to stardom because she was in aquaman and they end up confirming the only reason she was in aquaman was because of johnny's connections
for me the absolute highlight of the whole trial is the cross examination of spiegel

>>212486502
we've all grown up seeing his acting. He's never this subtle & pathetic without asking for sympathy. He's instinctively flinching away to avoid another round.

>>212487324
She has to be the motherlode of BPD's. how did he work with so many personality disorders in the industry for decades, then get taken down by HER, a very lame bad actress?

>>212488384
Yeah I’m pretty sure I can control mine with this
>t. Professional Bitch Breaker

>>212488426
Same haha I am a deep throat trainer for girls who want practice, even if they are old or fat or ugly, and I can tell you straight up that there are some women who like to be physically and aggressively dominated, and not just in a sexual kink way.
One of the girls I trained was a cute fat chick, back when I still had an ankle monitor, she knew that I was a violent criminal and she told me many many times that she is sturdy and that she's a big girl and that she is tough, and eventually I started smacking the shit out of her and she did her best to keep it together but then she started crying and panicking so I pulled my cock out and forced it down her throat.

>>212488384
I always wonder how guys get involved with girls like this. What do you want, an actual red flag stuck to her head?

"Dang, this chick has burned through 50 relationships and has 3 restraining orders against her, nothing odd about that"

>>212488094
>>212488421
Yeah, I guess I should not speak out of turn, since I never really got into this case. I really like Depp as an actor, and only know about Heard because of this trial, and I am an unapologetic chud, so my bias is already in his favor. It's just that the internet culture has been 180 degrees wrong on controversies before, like ProJared and recently Jobst vs. Mitchell, so I try my best to give both sides as much of a fair shake as I can whenever I stumble onto the topic.

>>212485692
Why can't these people ever have a nuanced view? You can support victims of domestic abuse and still know that Amber Heard was full of shit.

>>212477024
that pony tail really doesn't go well with his head no more

>>212488840
Because they self insert as the woman and project their own past/present relationship problems on the it.

>>212488520
>fat bitches
You must be a nigger, for me it’s being a cold anglo that beats them around the house whenever they don’t do something correct. Train them like a dog. Although I did grow up in Memphis, wait a minute, am I the nigger?

>>212488647
She was actually my high school sweetheart and we got together about 5 years after high school, I was still convinced that I was in love with her, but she got crazy very quick

>>212485211
Came here for this song. So kino.

Didn't watch any of this, give me a quick rundown

>>212488898
Yes like I said I am a sadistic Dom and I specialize in teaching girls how to deepthroat. I tell them straight up that it's going to be painful and violent, and I hit the gas immediately, I make it clear that if she throws up I am not stopping, that if she pulls her mouth off me, I'm going to smack her until she puts it back on, and I make it very clear that if she scrapes me with her teeth she will be getting a black eye and or broken nose
I straight up tell bitches this and I still get them to agree to meet up with me, it feels so good

>>212488959
Yeah I recommend you quickly run down some stairs and fall to your death

>>212465202 (OP)
She’s out there somewhere…

>>212489006
Thanks I'll get right on that

>>212488825
>ProJared
I totally fell for that shit at the time. Honestly kind of taught me a lesson about jumping to conclusions regarding stuff like this.

>>212488840
Lindsay Ellis was eaten by her own, yet still prostrates at the feet of the people who chased her out of town, while blaming every ill in society on straight white men. She is a true believer and a lost cause, a zealot who would still believe communism to be a flawless system as she was put before a firing squad in a gulag.

>>212489013
Holy fuck, this is one of the most jaw-dropping women I have ever seen. I look at this picture and I immediately feel like a worm beneath her

>>212488969
Wtf
How do I get involved doing this

>>212489045
It happens. I didn't join the lynch mob against ProJared, but I did more recently believe every last word Karl Jobst said against The Completionist. Jirard is definitely not in the clear legally or ethically by any stretch, and I never really liked him in the first place, but Jobst has proven himself to be unhinged and untrustworthy, and likely exaggerated many of his condemnations against the dude, and I am a fool for trusting an online smear merchant just because I think his Goldeneye videos are comfy.

>>212488969
Keep it up afrobro, and never take the foot off these bitches neck

>>212472135
>ask question
>don't get the desired answer
>chuck a tanty about it
Is being a lawyer reliving your pre-teens?

>>212489270
I love treating them like shit, and I love finding the ones that volunteer for it. I had this one bitch that let me slap her around as hard as I wanted and then I pissed into her mouth and used it as an ashtray at the same time.
Had one girl who told me how her mom started injecting her with heroin between the toes and selling her to men to get fucked like a rag doll when she was 5 years old, and then she shot up some heroin in front of me and told me to make sure I bruised her face and entire body and to do whatever I wanted otherwise

>my dog stepped on a bee

>>212489323
>chuck a tanty
Why do third worlders from the UK all speak like fairy tale cartoons?

>>212488387
>yet
That's the key word. Johnny didn't leave his family and torpedo his career for someone who was shitting in beds from the jump. They keep the crazy locked away long enough to endear themselves to you. Once you are trapped the crazy starts to seep out, and eventually the floodgates open and it completely engulfs you. There is no overcoming it, no reasoning with it, get the fuck out and never look back.

>>212489325
kino

>>212489525
All bitches are crazy tho, what do they do specifically.

>>212488384
Sounds like a great way to land yourself in prison.

>>212489592
Been working for me for 16 years now.
Know your audience, be upfront, and get specific consent on record.
If you're that scared, go to church

>>212489525
Yeah but you’re just doing what every zoomer dipshit on twitch/youtube/twitter does and acting like the deppgoblin doesn’t have an entire legacy in Hollywood by the time amber was 12. He rode high in the ‘90s getting every likable Burton role back when Burton was good. He sort of abused Winona Ryder but public saw her as crazy due to the kleptomania which got a lot of attention. Then his roles get a bit lamer before taking a massive downturn with Sweeney Todd and the wonka remake which both sucked. Then he gets mordecai which sucks horrendously. There was the totally inexplicable casting as tonto beside army harmer playing the Lone Ranger… which effectively ended the modern western genre. He also drank to the point his looks got massacred. Latest claim to fame is a retarded superhero type series that overstayed it’s welcome (pirates)

Guy got treated like a prince for a whole decade before getting fat. For actors it’s a story as old as time. Waaaaahhhh waaaahhhh im not a leading man anymore!

>Name is Mr. Chew
>Constantly chewing
who writes this shit

>>212468762
>Hasan said Depp should have lost because him winning will cause more women to be abused by men, disregarding the fact that the trial proved he didn't fucking abuse her
lmfao

>>212473389
Shot reverse shot, Johnny was cool with it

>>212487270
kek
>berry

>>212484517
Man Johnny's lawyer was such a fucking bro. I loved watching them win together, and I especially love that they knew to get the hottest fucking blonde bitch to take down Amber so nobody could picture it as male lawyer abusing her

>>212484757
They got fucking Charlie's Angels to take down that bitch

>>212484757
she's walled, she might've been the most beautiful woman in hollywood when she was 25

>>212490195
Well people have called Hassan a lot of things, but no one has ever called him smart (except for retards)

>>212475591
Didn’t tons of Depps ex girlfriends come out saying how much of a gentleman he was? And all his friends came out and said he doesn’t have violence in him, that he’s not the type of guy who would ever do the things he was accused of. I’m sure Depp did things he’d normally never do, behaviour wise, but Ambers toxicity pushed him and made him behave in ways he wouldn’t normally. That’s what happens when you’re around horrible people

>>212486502
She cut his finger off!

I just don't understand how someone can meet Hunter S Thompson and be like 'oh that's licherally me' and then become him? That shit's wild. Johnny Depp is such a famous man but his entire self is something he made up because he just fell in love with a guy

>>212489013
For me it's Camille

>>212482357
Those aren't "men", they're losers, human cancer that should be culled from society.

>tfw when the witness is ripping a bong while driving his care during video call with the judge
more kino than anything else on television

>>212489045
What. You mean he didn't put on a sailer moon dress?

It’s a ‘Dr Muffins’ episode

>>212478704
came in to post exactly this ty anon have a blessed day

>>212484757

oldest courtroom trick in the book is to get women to interrogate women. their tricks are then rendered useless.

>>212485458
>why did she do her makeup so plain when she was on the stand vs when she was just sitting with her lawyers
Her legal team came up with that approach in a vain attempt to humanize her to gain sympathy from the jury. Her own pathetic act during questioning, and the audio evidence clearly demonstrating she was an abusive, lying bitch, pretty much crushed any chance of her gaining sympathy, however.

>>212487815
kys already, you pathetic piece of shit.

>>212490824
>Didn’t tons of Depps ex girlfriends come out saying how much of a gentleman he was
Yes, that included the woman he had dumped for Amber.

>but Ambers toxicity pushed him and made him behave in ways he wouldn’t normally.
There was this altercation where she outright provoked and taunted him when he wanted to walk away, I'm pretty sure she wanted him to hit her because she already planned to squeeze him for money and wanted ammo. But I can't remember if it was the day where she wounded him.

>>212488384
You don't hit them, dumbass, because that leaves marks the cops will use to toss you in the can. You subdue them, and hold them in place until they get all the fight drained out of them until they finally accept their fate and submit. This should be done with EVERY woman at least once a week to remind them of their place, and to demonstrate your capabilities as a man.

>>212489059
>simp trash
You are a worm. A complete piece of shit. kys already.