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Many, keep in mind I was a security fag so I went where the directors went. Some highlights:
-On a NYC trip we were on post for a dinner meeting at a very fancy steakhouse. Decided to splurge and eat, go to pay, “King Abdullah has paid your bills” as he gives us a wave.
-Was in another foreign officials guest mansion and my partner clogged the shitter up. When they sent a plumber, the local intel guys saw me go upstairs with my radio and he said, “Yessss very clever, you check for microphones”. I say no it’s just a radio, he shakes his finger like “not gonna fool me.”
-It’s not bad going to shithole countries if you’re strapped.
-We said we were the highest paid time wasters in the fed gov since it’s a lot of hurry up and wait.
-You learn nothing in the news is organic