Let's not forget that Roy Jay lost his virginity to his mother.
When he was being born.
His dick was so large that more kept coming up as he was being born, and there was just no space in the room for it.
They had to put it back inside, along with baby Roy, to move the mother to a larger room to try again.
But bigger rooms weren't big enough for Roy's dick, as they underestimated its size, so once again they had to put it back inside along with the baby.
This kept happening with larger and larger rooms, and this "getting outside and getting inside back again" is considered sex because it's a dick getting in and out of her vagina, but never getting fully out, which was the problem.
The mother was about to give up and just live the rest of her life with Roy hanging from her because no room seemed to be large enough, and the orgasms she was having kept increasing in intensity and she didn't know if the next one would kill her.
But the doctor had the idea of having the delivery outdoors, which hopefully provided enough space for the dick to be released in full, which it did, after getting newborn Roy and his dick out for a birth that lasted days, until the tip finally came out.
It broke the record for the longest time "edging" but not for the largest dick, because it couldn't be measured, as all their measuring devices put together weren't enough to even cover a fraction of the penis' length.