A speedy disco roydown on the situation so far:
>An anon posts a thread on April 4, 2025, titled "this is a demon writing itself retroactively into pop culture history", with an image of a man in pajamas
>The OP explains that "you'll remember him from your childhoods soon enough"
>Anons begin searching for Roy Jay, but no Wikipedia page is found, no image results, nothing
>Within a couple of days, Roy Jay content flooded the internet and anons began finding increasingly older references to Roy Jay
>He suddenly has a Wikipedia page, photos, TV spots, albums, and even a Facebook fan page
>Much of the content is bizarre: stories range from Roy flashing a family crowd with his massive penis, to deep frying a slipper while working a food van (and working naked from the waist down)
>Replies to Roy's content online seem overwhelmingly fake: odd profiles of dubiously real people all claiming to have known Roy personally
>An anon bought and provided photos of a vinyl and news clipping, both (potentially) proving Roy Jay's past existence upon this earth
>A different anon emailed the crematorium where Roy's funeral was supposedly held, only to be told there is no record of Roy Jay's funeral there
>Many new photos have emerged on Roy's Facebook page, despite not being there when investigations started weeks ago
>A YouTuber named "Grayy Man" released a video briefly explaining the current circumstances, only to be bombarded by more NPC profiles claiming to have known Roy
>the content continues to grow, with more evidence of Roy's existence popping up every day

Get relaxed and get weird with it, because Roy Jay is kicking up some steam both in the Spanish and English speaking communities.
>Will /ROYJAY/ be filled with annoying Zoomers and Latinos looking for their next Jeff the Killer and Slenderman?
Always have been.
>Will Roy Jay finally be revealed to be some Eccentric Flop or AI Demon?
IDK lmao.
>And will the Real Roy Jay PLEASE stand up?

MANDATORY WATCH:
>Roy's 1983 Bob Monkhouse performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWHy4f9W30
>Roy's full self-titled album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKuFWsRft4
>Roy's Schweppes ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8LBJJVnyB4
>Roy's original song, "Spookin' Down the Street"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4auD1Y7d_7M
THE GAY SLOPTENT DOCS SO FAR
TheGrayyman : https://youtu.be/F4fHknX0AVE
The Perfect Citizen : https://youtu.be/EyOgdGnO7IQ
COOP :https://youtu.be/XtVtovghPgQ
Some beaners idgaf :https://youtu.be/7qqIFVG65U8
https://youtu.be/YSAY0utcqTQ
https://youtu.be/7Em2dP-ucbE

Hi, boys!

>>40558822
Hi weirdo

>>40558814 (OP)
Something i've noticed is that the image used for Wikipedia (which was also posted on /x/ before the page was created) is that there should've been a bit of the 'R' In Roy Jay in the wiki image, but there isn't.

Given what we know about backdating, the album cover might be an extension of the wiki image, with 'ROY JAY' added on afterwards

>tfw you realize Roy Black was literally and unequivocally defeated
Relaxed.

The secret is...

You'll all be doing it tomorrow

>>40558894
I'd kill to know the secret... I swear I'm not weird, just tell me once, I won't share with anyone

>>40558836
Maybe they took it from this other photo? Pic rel. It is very blurry though, I don't know if there is some sharper version anywhere.

Higher res

To the deboonkers in the previous thread: this really doesn't add up. The whole thing is just surreal, and I never encountered a single trace of this dude until this shit went down.

Mario Kart World has a Spike Spoke sticker and a Roy sticker for the cars, the stickers being the special unlockables. I am not making this up. Starting to get shivers bros, is Floigan really real and a super AI demon that migrated from the Dreamcast through the internet and was slowly biding his time, growing his power, and waiting?

>>40559473
Thank you anon!

It makes me so sad this movement will die someday. How do we get it going again and spread the message, Roylads?

>>40559571
Also Roy Koopa (the one the sticker is for) has a music company too.
>Spike spoke sticker
I need to see this now

>>40559610
Spike Spokes. I dont even play it I saw it on youtube.

>>40559610
Wait I just found it

>>40559615
>>40559619
Oh wow so there's multiple? Wonder what other Roy stuff is in video games... I know Fire Emblem has a Roy as well...

>>40559623
Yes, it says "Spike Spokes""spook!

Let's not forget that Roy Jay lost his virginity to his mother.
When he was being born.
His dick was so large that more kept coming up as he was being born, and there was just no space in the room for it.
They had to put it back inside, along with baby Roy, to move the mother to a larger room to try again.
But bigger rooms weren't big enough for Roy's dick, as they underestimated its size, so once again they had to put it back inside along with the baby.
This kept happening with larger and larger rooms, and this "getting outside and getting inside back again" is considered sex because it's a dick getting in and out of her vagina, but never getting fully out, which was the problem.
The mother was about to give up and just live the rest of her life with Roy hanging from her because no room seemed to be large enough, and the orgasms she was having kept increasing in intensity and she didn't know if the next one would kill her.
But the doctor had the idea of having the delivery outdoors, which hopefully provided enough space for the dick to be released in full, which it did, after getting newborn Roy and his dick out for a birth that lasted days, until the tip finally came out.
It broke the record for the longest time "edging" but not for the largest dick, because it couldn't be measured, as all their measuring devices put together weren't enough to even cover a fraction of the penis' length.

>>40559693
was roy really the man we were lead to believe? if its all true, itd be seen here. real roy theory is hes a seething chodecel who made all this up to spread the idea that he has a massive fukkin hog.

>>40559473
>>40559578
Am I tripping or are those shoes bluer that those shoes? Weird?

>>40559993
schizophrenic wiggas in MY roy thread? never thought id see the day... in all seriousness, most likely just lighting or how the record was printed.

>>40559993
You're not
Exposure is also different, lower contrast

>>40559993
And these look browner. Had someone noticed this before?

>>40560053

>>40559764
Only anons with small penises have those doubts.

who?

>>40560062
i dont got a penis wigga and if i did it would be massive. roy is still the hither slither man we all know and love even if he is a seething chodecuck. unrelaxed!

>>40560059
Exposure on that one is lighter and cooler

>>40560085
Yes I think you are right.
No but wait a second, aren't those photography terms? There must be two different photos with different exposure, for example. Those are exactly the same photo. Or can you change the exposure of a photo after the fact? Or could you in the early 80s?

>>40560123
Oh dear, yes, filters are much older than photoshop, it's like fonts, when you think of them you think of ttf files used by windows or whatever, now think that Times News Roman is based on the "fonts" that were used by newspapers in the 1800s.
Try this: get a vinyl that you have lying around, at about 10 am in the morning go outdoors and take a photo of it.
Now, at 10 pm, on your room, have it lighted by an LED bulb, or whatever, and take another photo.
The other one will look a lot more warmer and this one will look a lot more bluer, even if the "photo" on the vinyl is the same.
That's how color temperature works (grey doesn't exist, etc).

>>40560177
Yes but you are talking about two different photos. By filters do you mean colored glasses on the lens, or something else?
>Try this: get a vinyl that you have lying around, at about 10 am in the morning go outdoors and take a photo of it.
Now, at 10 pm, on your room, have it lighted by an LED bulb, or whatever, and take another photo.
The other one will look a lot more warmer and this one will look a lot more bluer, even if the "photo" on the vinyl is the same.
In this example there are two different photos. Could you take the first one and make it look like the second?

>>40560192
>In this example there are two different photos. Could you take the first one and make it look like the second?
retard, they just explained exactly how you do that. its the same photo just printed on a vinyl which can be affected by age and heat and lighting.

>>40560209
So that suddenly there's no blue tint on the shoes?

>>40560242
the photo with no blue tint is the original which was then printed onto the vinyl which has clearly been affected to make the black appear to have a blue tint, yeah.

>>40560253
I don't know if you are right or not, but you got it backwards. This >>40559473
is the blue tinted shoes photo, while the cover is the black shoes one. >>40560059
Now that I think about it, the first pic is the back of the vinyl case, isn't it? Why would you do that? You print the same pic on the back, but slightly modified?
Also notice that the first picture is the picture of the cover, not a photo of it. The second picture is indeed a photo, it's even autographed. More light doesn't add blue to black. Why are the other two pictures unaffected by the lighting in the same manner?

>>40560308
>Why are the other two pictures unaffected by the lighting in the same manner?
They've been red tinted and had increased contrast on the photo's exposure which crushed the blacks and makes the blue shoes look dark red.
This is a destructive process, try any picture with someone with dark blue shoes, increase the contrast until the shoes look black, now you can't make them look dark blue again without all black becoming dark blue as well. That's why you can't fix the brown shoes and make them look blue again (without making the whole picture gain a pink tint), the red tint and contrast have made them look like any dark red in the picture and they can't be modified without affecting other reds on there.

>>40560480
>They've been red tinted
Why do the white socks look white and not pink then?

>>40559619
>>40559626
It doesn't say that. Is this well poisoning?

>>40560958
The fact that people are actively shilling any falsehoods in these threads (or the internet in general) is the most disturbing part. You suggest in the YouTube comments that this material wasn't available and it's like you questioned the moon landing. Same feel. Bizarre hostility and denials of things no one brought up

>>40560958
every wigga in this threads got their own personal chernobyl elephants foot in the corner of their room that theyre slowly succumbing to

>>40560979
cant decide if the people shitting up the thread with retarded shit are the broccoli hair zoomers or glowies trying to make all attempts at covering whether Roy was real or not look like psychosisbabble

>>40560997
>broccoli haired zoomies
I highly doubt it's them, and referring to them at all is suspicious. Why would they care? That term is an example of the needless hostility I've been referring to. An inaccurate categorical ad hominem is classic pilpul and certainly a glownigger staple. Yes, I recognize the irony of that statement.
It's this simple, Roy was unsearchable, then he was weirdly associated with bot generated content, then suddenly he's real. That's what happened and anyone saying otherwise is ignorant at bay and a confusingly motivated bad actor at worst.

Having watched all of the Roy martial currently available it is obviously to me that a prankster or intelligence research analyst made it seem that Roy didn't exist and he certainly did.
You know how I know he's real now? The boy George joke. No ai or post Gen X would ever think of it and it's punchline.
Did a demon change reality? Maybe, but this falls under the "unfalsifiable" category and pursuing it is a waste of time.
It was a cool prank/successful psyop test.
And I'm glad I got to hear his material, despite the cringe way it came to my attention.

lol

Roy Jay is a Mazlem jester

>>40561233
Checked!

"If you aint Mazlem, you aint part of da club" - Roy Jay, Glasgow 1986

>>40560981
This guy is trying to sound like a zoomer, but I've been exposed to hacks (mostly jewish) trying to sound like the contemporary youth since literally the 70's. I know what "how do you do fellow kids" sounds like and this shit is a great example. IDK if it's a troll or bot or what, but it's not organic.

>>40561233
>>40561245
Based and mazlempilled

>>40560562
>Why do the white socks look white and not pink then?
I'm going to repeat this there.

Three nobody generals? Weird! I can't stand weird people.

>>40559399
if you go to the file of the roy jay wiki photo, yu can see that where 'Humbledaisy' (who made the wiki page) got the photo was infact from the discogs page

>>40562082
How can I see that? I'm quite bad with computers to be honest. If it's true it's spooky.

>>40562299
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Roy_Jay_1982.jpg

you can see the details here

>>40562317
but something that confuses me is how even though the album cover should've been made after the wiki image, the person who uploaded the discogs image, "Dame Agnes Guano" seems like a real person, but who knows. Maybe whoever's behind all the weird stuff is just temporarily compromising accounts to upload stuff related to Roy

>>40560308
Filters cut out light, they make every image darker and require slower shutter speeds
With film, even copy slides, you don't know the results are right until the image is fully developed

>>40562317
That's just contradictory! Spook! It doesn't make any sense!
Great find anon! Take this Spike pin as a congratulatory token.

>>40562417
And can you develop the same image twice in two different ways? Or have a filter and don't have a filter at the same time?

>>40562730
Yes you can develop film virtually unlimited times.

>>40563015
Not true. I worked at a photo lab years ago when that was still a thing. The film can only be developed once. You can make prints from the developed film virtually infinite times though.

>>40563015
i shagged your mum unlimity-one times

>>40560958
I don't have the game I'm just going based on what the other anon said, I would never spread falsehoods

>>40562317
Image apparently belonged to "Clubland Records" yet when you go to their site Roy isn't listed on there at all among the other artists...
https://www.clubland-records.com/artists.php?

>>40563371
Probably because all of those are modern artists that they currently employ you fucking retard.

>>40563371
Currently the only thing from that company we have related to Roy, no other association with him and Clubland is online

>>40563312
>I don't have the game I'm just going based on what the other anon said, I would never spread falsehoods
>I'm just going based on what the other anon said
>I would never spread falsehoods
First off you are a bot. In case you're not a bot:
Couldn't you just read the pic of the post you were responding too? Are you blind and accessing the website via a text only braile tablet? Do you just repeat whatever while accepting no responsability whatsoever about it like a bleeting sheep?
Don't morally grandstand from a pirate's shoulder!
Is this too harsh? Well fuck if it is I don't care that you're dumb but please don't carelessly trip and fall and then retroactively say that your ass doesn't hurt.

>>40563457
Im saying I have as much info as he does, I had to look up the image I posted on Google, and I just took his word for it. Not trying to spread disinfo, really.

>>40563449
> 1. VEHICULE

Notice the typo in "Vehicle", which is the cover of the song by Ides of March. Same song he performs live at the beginning of the Bob Monkhouse video.

If this was indeed an AI generated image, it seems that could be a plausible explanation for the typo.

Could the anon who purchased the vinyl chime in here and provide a picture of the disc? Side one specifically.

>>40563480
Can you please read the pic on this post and tell me what it says?
>>40559619
Thank you very much, I appreciate it.

>>40563519
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40361940/#40374738

>>40563519
That's not a typo, you can use "vehicule", it's an english word. I think it's more of a British spelling, but I'm not quite sure about that.

>>40563449
>no other association with him and Clubland is online
>Clubland is online

Also worth noting that this album isn't available on any streaming platforms, aside from YouTube as one single video. Presumably a fan who uploaded the album.

>>40563567
I wasn't aware of that. Seems odd to use that spelling of the word when the original song is spelled "Vehicle".

Weird.

>>40563591
It is kind of odd, I must give you that.

In this website there are two ratings of this lp, from 17 and 19 of June, 2025. Lmao.

>>40563679
What website?

>>40560562
For Roy's sake, search for Meesoft Image Analyzer and download it, paste the picture and click in Color Correction > Color Balance and Curves, or Color Mapper, and play with the Exposure sliders, Midtone sliders, and color models, so you can know how filters and tints work.
Depending on the color temperature you will hallucinate colors that aren't actually there, like the cube on the left where you hallucinate blue squares, but they're all gray, it's because with this color temperature blue squares would look grey, your brain knows this, so you see them blue.
Get a color pícker when in doubt, the colors you perceive depend on the surrounding colors, you won't notice a red tint because your brain compensates for it.

>>40558814 (OP)
One part of this story that is genuinely uncanny is that Lenny Henry is one of the most famous all time celebrities in the UK. he started Comic Relief and worked with Pink Floyd and Kate Bush.
a mega celebrity imitating ROY JAY in a fucking crisps advert and yet no one knows ROY JAY is creepy
pop culture is totally fake.

>>40563371
that's not the same clubland records, that one's based in germany. The clubland records which roy is listed under seems to have been defunct since 1985.

https://www.discogs.com/release/4978474-Geneva-Raider-Dream-Survive

>>40559473
bros he's making the same poses as Bacon's Triptychs with the same color backgrounds

>>40563519
Wow, my first mandela effect related to Roy Jay!
When I inspected this picture it said "VEHICLE" originally, it has changed or I'd have been the first anon to report it.

I wonder if Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town was referencing Roy in some way.
>Both names start with "Ro"
>Played by people from northern European countries (Norway and Iceland)
>Similar fashion sense and spook slither mannerisms, very similar archetype overall
>Wears numerous different outfits and has multiple aliases
>Both gained immense popularity on 4chan at different times (You Are a Pirate for Robbie)
>Actor voice acted a Viking in a video game a year before his death, much like Roy's similar Viking cosplay
>Robbie's original name was "Glanni Glæpur" which in English means "Reckless Crime", AKA a criminal, one who would wear convict clothes.

>>40564068
I theorize it's because they want to use Roy's life as reference for another person whom they are, for one reason or another, not allowed to publicly name in full, so they can only allude to him.
They want to instill the seed in people's minds of a figure that is small yet influential because their works contain an uncanny aspect. Perhaps the intent is to soften the public perception in hopes they can coax that individual out of hiding

>>40564608
yes. but it is unbelievable and bizarre someone would reach such a peak of fame and yet have decades of zero mention. even with people who obsess over pop culture

>>40564068
Also Roy apparently made existing Smith's Crisps commercials that Lenny was specifically mimicking, but none of the Roy ones can be found anywhere online at all.

>>40564638
You underestimate how strong a media blackout campaign can be

>>40564011
>pic
Checks out

>>40564663
there are two contradicting stories
>lenny is mimicking Roy who did earlier ads - this is the joke of the ads
or
>Roy did cocaine on set and they didn't have time to change script so Lenny did Roy's part at short notice

neither make much sense if you think about them longer than ten seconds. why sell crisps on weird references to a recently shamed comedian? or alternately, if its trying to remove Roy from the brand because he was so toxic, why the fuck is Lenny obviously referencing him???

weird

>>40560059
need this in cutout chan form like
>>40564607

I've been saying for months that there's something up with his pose. It reeks of some freemason "sign of the master of the second veil" type shit. Once guy mentioned that it was similar to a gryphon's pose in heraldry, but that's the only thing I've come across to explain it. It's just such a weird, unnatural pose that he constantly does in one form or another. Combined with the fact that he was obviously a mason, I can only assume it's some kind of secret sign.

>>40564857
>ANOTHER new Roy image
How

>>40565010
It's not new, it was posted a few weeks ago. Go on the FB page and click media/photos and you can see every image anyone on there has uploaded, this one was on there.

The last two that were dropped with Roy slithering down the stairs and wearing the hat though, I have no fucking clue where those came from and the fag who posted them didn't reply.

>>40564797
Makes sense to me, Roy couldn't act because he was drunk, lenny mimics Roy so people don't notice the difference.
(all comments on the video think it's Roy Jay and nobody notices the discrepancy in skin color.)

Found a FB image of him in the 60's that I've never seen posted here yet. He's apparently the middle one in the back row... Doesn't look like him all that much though.

I found it - upper left
source: https://x.com/famitsu/status/1929901549205238280

>>40560059
This style of shoe is called Creepers, I find that amusing.

Also here, both sources are from this month. Weird!
https://www.reddit.com/r/mariokart/comments/1l66353/her_fame_knows_no_bounds/

>>40565266
Read it and weep
>>40560958

https://www facebook com/groups/22828945857/permalink/10153527254660858/

Lotta Roy lore posted by this rando, of course claiming to know him personally...

>5 years ago
SPOOK! doesn't look like AI to me...

https://youtu.be/gPaMk9BeSFk?si=el56dsaYppp1g_kl

>>40565010
In this one his hat is similar to those of witchfinder generals

>>40564797
>recently shamed comedian

Roy's "incident" didn't happen until 1984, and he supposedly wouldn't even get his first bit of fame on Knees up (which we haven't even confirmed) in 1983. So it's very weird why a popular chip brand in the UK would do ads with some guy who wasn't even famous yet.

>>40565243
Bottom right would be xxx9
RoIIin

>>40564825
Here it is, except that I couldn't live knowing his shoes were of the wrong color.

>>40563843
I'm sorry, this one https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/roy-jay/roy-jay/

>>40564857
It is a very concrete pose that makes no sense. It isn't even him slithering hither nor thither.

>>40565338
A guy in 2020 suddenly doing that routine to a T? Also was this video hidden or what?

>>40565880
>the wrong color.

>>40566529
It was unlisted, I only found it because he posted it himself on Facebook supposedly around that same time.

>>40565338
The quality of the video is so bad his hands are a blurry mess 90 percent of the time. This is supposed to be a 2020 video? Maybe not, but it was uploaded then... And linked in a fb page then...
Also if it's real, how many drugs is he on?
Also he mangles the spike spoke joke. I don't know what to make of that.

Man this guy SUCKS!

>>40566975
He posted this on his personal facebook or on a group? How did you find It?

>>40567445
https://www facebook com/groups/22828945857/
In this group. I lost it now but scroll enough and you'll find it.

>>40565218
including doing the walk and saying his catchphrases? would people do that with any other comedian?
especially a disgraced one

>>40565821
weirder that the whole ads are built around his ITS WEIRD gimmick with everything referencing him
those ads dont have a reason to exist unless Roy Jay is a famous celebrity kids would know

>>40558814 (OP)
did we ever get any updates or sources on the existences of the hi rez newby church ghost photo with roy standing in it?

>>40558814 (OP)
>he didnt exist until a faggot made him up!!!!!!!

Holy fucking christ how are some of you not dead??? Like how have you not touched a live power line or some shit

>>40567478
If you check this user, he has two posts: this one and another one from 2022 in which he asks about other comedians that are weeeeird. And that's it. Two posts.

>>40567800
i bet this guy's house smells like semen and old paint

37 years. Who decides to do an homage of a comedian on a show 37 years ago? How old is this guy?>>40567800

>>40565880
your gen is still off, you cant get the eyes right as well on that one look at his right leg, proportions are off from the ankle to the knee

>>40568092
>>40567553
Again, he existed. The entity that made the thread here had him shadow banned as a topic.
That's the spooky secret. This was a prank or dry run for a later psyop.
Nothing else to it.
I'm happy that I got to see this classic stand-up thanks to this weirdness.

>>40565880
excellent work anon, ty.
really spooked by how this guy just slithered into pop culture.

I hate how they are trying to remove the demonic nature of Roy and say he is just AI.

>>40568296
If he's a demon then he's funny and I'd like more material.
This is unfalsifiable so it's pointless to discuss. This is /x/ tho, so (you) will anyway.

>>40568092
over 9000

>>40568296
Personally I think he's AI, but please feel free of posting according with your theory.
To be honest I don't get the demon "vibe" at all. I think he's not real, and still I find him likeable and charismatic.

>>40568465
No ai or zoomer would write that boy George joke, or even get it.

>>40568606
I'm sorry I'm kind of sleepy today. What was the George boy joke? But I think you are simply underestimating what AI can do.

Something in my gut just tells me all this was created by a boomer. I have no proof but the way these geriatrics type is very similar.

>>40568667
it was about the band club culture

>>40568465
>I don't get the demon "vibe" at all
>I find him likeable and charismatic

oh dear oh dear, anon

>>40568758
Can you tell me what video is it from? Laughter show?

>>40568766
Well let me rephrase that: I don't find him particularly evil. If something, he's a trickster, much more morally ambiguous. He's not an ideal role model, but he's supposed to be a comedian, not a priest.
Captcha TW44T

>>40568810
sure the demon is just an innocent trickster
>he cant be evil he's too charming

>>40568667
Well I see what it can't do.

>>40569026
He has no greater effect on the psyche of the viewer (that we know of)

>>40569173
You see it only when it can't do it. You won't see it when it can.

>>40569207
We're waiting

>>40569212
For what?

>>40569176
tee hee

hi weirdos

I'm not convinced that he's real, AI or a demon.

All I know is that I really like the guy and have become a fan of his regardless of how this all plays out.

>>40568810
Yes, this seems like the work of a trickster spirit, who can be amoral and do it for the lulz, but are not depraved the way demons are.

>>40564665
but how is it that myself & other anons don't recall a single trace of dood, and then suddenly there's backdated content everywhere? it doesn't add up.

i just make take this site down again for this gay roy jay shit. and this time it will never come back up

>>40558814 (OP)
hes Vril. Spook and Slither. Spook is your reaction to realizing the vril are real, slither is the probiscis drilling into your eye (eye of horus) and taking over your consciousness (the triangle - soul). Youll be doing it tomorrow is the bodysnatching happenning on a large scale. Hi Weirdos is his way of communicating with other vril. Hes only acting human because hes not.

the vril can programme your memories. you all likely have a clone somewhere that is being memory programmed. Those that dont have no memory of certain things. Thats the mandela effect. research DOnald Marshall and the Vril. itll start o make sense.

>>40569775
for the record, the vril are not good at this and they dont have to be because our memory isnt good either

>>40565338
Fuck off. I can say with CERTAINTY, this did not show up during my digging around, mid May-ish

I read these threads time to time. I posted in one of the OG Roy Jay threads before the 4chan shutdown shitting on you all about imaginary numbers or some other dumb thing. I have seen some wild things irl recently... Yeah boys, he slithers... I'm a little spooked. I like to think I'm a funny guy

>>40569794
Drink a Schwepps and relax

>>40568465
>I don't get the demon "vibe" at all

He has a few demon-like traits actually:
>Wears black and white patterns, a thing associated with many demonic channelers in obscure cultures and the spirit realm's appearance as a whole.
>Has a certain "trickster" way of acting, the way he slithers around and poses himself is very akin to a classical demon's behavior.
>He embodies an archetype moreso than embodying the person that he is; that's not to say demons are archetypes themselves, they just represent that sort of aspect of the psyche more than humans do.
>Similar to the last two points, his whole personality is reminiscent of the "jester" character, and he acts like he's representing a title rather than something more unique.
>Roy is often noted as "inserting himself" into areas where he doesn't belong, and mysteriously appearing in unusual places online or even IRL. Demons can do this, being purely spiritual entities.
>People on the FB and YT comments for some reason use the phrase "he had his demons" to describe his misdeeds. I know this is a common phrase but it seems way too specific given it's so many unrelated people saying it.

>>40569791
You would have only been able to find it on Facebook, to be clear. Were you checking there?

>>40570073

Found some interesting numbers link to him. This one is 333

>>40570703

"Roy Jay is a demon." Is almost 666, on the Satanic cipher no less.

>>40570703
How have I never found this one? I did find this back in thread #1 though

>>40570703
>>40570710
>>40570750
Numerology, the schizo's fishing expedition.
Guys, the numbers don't mean shit. You can't keep changing the rules and claim it means anything.

>>40571193
Numerology is interesting and I legitimately believe you can use it to divine some freaky stuff, but there's no doubt that once you get down to dudes posting gematrix screenshots, you know you've hit rock bottom. My favorite so far is:
>duuude, "roy jay is a demon" is ALMOST 666
Top lmao. These idiots could be doing something useful like looking for the lost videos or paying $15 to sleuth the british newspaper archives, but instead they're looking for connections that don't exist in completely meaningless numbers derived from meaningless phrases. Man I miss the early days of this meme.

>>40569465
Hi weirdo!

>>40571193
>>40571222
>theyre not gematria pilled
Code is everywhere

>>40571281
>he's retard pilled
You're an ignoramus. By this logic, God is a dog because both reduce to 8 in Pythagorean numerology. You're drawing false equivalencies based purely on two things having the same reductive number and an overarchingly similar theme.

Even the way you're going about it is greasy and dishonest, like correlating "The Likelihood of Occuring" with "Odds of Something Happening" when the former isn't even proper English (it should be "The Likelihood of Something Occuring"). You could change a single letter or add a single word to any of these phrases and get a completely different number, so you're just fishing for correlations through confirmation bias alone.

Here's what real numerological correspondences look like, not your surface level facebook mom garbage. Educate yourself and do better in the future.

>>40571320
>getting this upset
Do you believe in magic?

>>40571193
>numbers don't mean shit
Tell that to the masons who spam "ORANGE 33 LOLOLOL" everywhere. Guess it's for no reason

>>40571336
Indeed. Posting publicly about gematria with real correspondences really, really pisses off faggot ass normies like >>40571320

>>40571378
You're the "normie" here for posting fucking gematrix results for random phrases, meanwhile I just showed you something of actual value but you're too retarded to understand it so you just keep samefagging and spewing facebook tripe. You are an actual idiot.

>>40569744
please god save me from this hell fo feds and frogs

>>40571524
nta: but the dogshit you posted is just as worthles lmao

>>40571543
You would need to actually understand it to begin with before making that assessment, Jamal.

>>40571320
What he said (I'm too lazy to put it into words like that.)

Have a relaxed day, boys.

>>40571547
>pythagorean numerology
>uses fucking english
Please kill yourself you profane moron

>>40571320
The most common roll is 7, yes?
>>40571336
>>40571343
>>40571378
I once knew an ashkenazi of the Cohen line. He let me in on the secret. The number is a check sum to make sure you didn't transcribe the book wrong. It only works one way. It serves the same purpose as the chrck digit on a shipping container. You can't derive information from the check sum. It's inh8 meaningless. A medieval rabbi made up all that kabbalah shit to scam people.
It's a proofreading device that doesn't even work 100% of the time. That's all

>>40571524
>random phrases
Lol
What you posted is interesting but
Gematria, numerology and mathematics are not the same despite their overlaps
Gematria is a linguistic form of divination that is deeply rooted in English along with other languages

>>40571611
>medieval rabbi made up all that kabbalah shit to scam people
Greeks had isopsephy before gematria anon
Them using it to ensure the torah is fit for ritual use is only one form

>>40571610
>you can't use dem pythag-o-reean numerologies cuz dey ain't have dem english letters in dem pytagas deys an sheeeit
I really hope you're baiting and you aren't actually as stupid as you're pretending to be. You could apply "pythagorean numerology" to any writing system using the same or similar base. Let's forget that English derives heavily from Greek to begin with...
>https://www.dcode.fr/pythagorean-numerology
Here, learn to be less retarded please.

>>40571630
Yeah, there were gullible retards in Greece too. They feel for the Spartan larp just like modern laconaboos, why wouldn't they have numbertards as well?

>>40571639
Yeah, you can cherry pick any writing system for whatever message you want when you just make up the rules as you go.
No shit!

I'm doing it tomorrow

>>40571653

>>40558814 (OP)
Hello Everyone in Group
My name is Frank Reilly
My niece requested for me to post here. I was Roy Jay's bus driver in two months in the 1980s. Part of my duty was to stop the man drinking. He was the funniest man in the world but not when he was drunk. Then it was a different story.
But we have our demons. All of us. None can judge.
"Let him with no sins cast a first stone"
as Jesus said

thank you and Bless your families
Frank

>>40571659
There's no "cherry picking" going on. Once again, we encounter the issue of you being retarded. It doesn't matter if we represent, say, the letter B as "B" or "β", it has the same value and function.

I hate to tell you this, but people significantly smarter than you came to the realization that you can apply Pythagorean numerology to the English (greek-derived) alphabet with superior results, which is why this practice exists to begin with, so your continued diaper-shitting remains weird and unrelaxed.

>>40571378
Illuminati kikes have been using gematria to share inside trading secrets with each other. They have a hidden cipher basically everywhere. In pop culture and the media. Look out for "storm is coming" or "rising phoenix" it implies that they're about to pump a stock.
So far the cipher I've been tracking has exposed 6 inside trade deals ongoing right now. Hidden in plain sight.
XRP, XLM, XDC, XPR, CBG, and MQ.
All the news is a big organized crime psyop to keep people distracted while they basically mac on the market and steal money from us lmao
Just keep it to yourself.
I decoded everything. I know. Let these cattle just be ignorant fucking cattle. Fuck them. You have the cheat codes now, baby.

>>40571378
Illuminati kikes have been using gematria to share inside trading secrets with each other. They have a hidden cipher basically everywhere. In pop culture and the media. Look out for "storm is coming" or "rising phoenix" it implies that they're about to pump a stock.
So far the cipher I've been tracking has exposed 6 inside trade deals ongoing right now. Hidden in plain sight.
XRP, XLM, XDC, XPR, CBG, and MQ.
All the news is a big organized crime psyop to keep people distracted while they basically mac on the market and steal money from us lmao
Just keep it to yourself.
I decoded everything. I know. Let these cattle just be ignorant fucking cattle. Fuck them. You have the cheat codes now, baby.
I'm the glitch in the matrix they're trying to bury alive.

>>40571718
Again keep it to yourself. Once you crack one cipher move onto the next until you can trace what these people are on about..its about time. Time travel. Lightning. Illuminati matrix. I just dropped a briefcase full of millions of dollars in your lap for free right here on 4chan.

>>40571713
Using numerology to find correlations between stockmarket fluctuations based on stock abbreviations is actually an interesting idea. The problem is, the bad habit of /x/ schizos in running phrases through a calculator and then posting them while ignoring the fact those same phrases have 10x more unrelated connotations -- and subsequently wasting time that could've been better spent looking for meaningful data -- is a far too frequent occurrence.

>>40571685
Thank you so much for writing this, Mr Reilly

There is something to numerology, but the waters get muddied by schitzos drawing random connections all over the place.
I'm told that each planet has a number assigned to it, and the cycles of civilization (Polarian, Hyperborean, Lemurian, Atlantean, the current Aryan, and so forth) are all associated with a planet. Combine the two, and you get this sequence:
9876543(21)
I put 21 in parentheses because traditional occult numerology only goes as far as Saturn, and the last two would be Uranus and Neptune. But the main point is that this sequence is real numerology and not just coincidence.

>>40571753
why did you just rephrase >>40571320 with less nuance. is this some kind of 4D chess wellpoisoning or did you come to the same conclusion as that guy without having read the post.
>But the main point is that this sequence is real numerology and not just coincidence.
i agree with you by the way.

>>40571746
Dude I live in Wamego. This entire town is a fucking Mossad run Wizard of Oz shithole with hidden gematria Easter eggs everywhere. There are a lot of pagans and witches and a huge sun cult where I live. Some kid named Jacob Bourke was killed here. The name of one of the killers was Cody Lamia-Beck
Cody means helper
Lamia means child eating monster.
Beck means stream.
Jacob Bourke was basically sacrificed to Satan and tossed in the Kansas River. They covered it up. The murderer only got 13 years. He gets out soon. This happened in 2017.
Look up Wamego Wizard of Oz museum. Now invert the colors of the picture. You need to understand how these occultists use their ciphers and their inversions of symbols.
Now look up Cheers liquor store in wamego kansas. Look at the sign. The C, E, and the R are capitalized.
That's 3, 5, 18. When you put that into gematrix it translates to The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. So it's not bullshit you just need to know what you're doing and what to look out for.
It kind of irritates me because these people are getting rich doing this shit while the average person lives like a fucking peasant. Shits sad bro. So have a cookie. I know how it feels.

>>40571746
Dude I live in Wamego. This entire town is a fucking Mossad run Wizard of Oz shithole with hidden gematria Easter eggs everywhere. There are a lot of pagans and witches and a huge sun cult where I live. Some kid named Jacob Bourke was killed here. The name of one of the killers was Cody Lamia-Beck
Cody means helper
Lamia means child eating monster.
Beck means stream.
Jacob Bourke was basically sacrificed to Satan and tossed in the Kansas River. They covered it up. The murderer only got 13 years. He gets out soon. This happened in 2017.
Look up Wamego Wizard of Oz museum. Now invert the colors of the picture. You need to understand how these occultists use their ciphers and their inversions of symbols.
Now look up Cheers liquor store in wamego kansas. Look at the sign. The C, E, and the R are capitalized.
That's 3, 5, 18. When you put that into gematrix it translates to The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. So it's not bullshit you just need to know what you're doing and what to look out for.
It kind of irritates me because these people are getting rich doing this shit while the average person lives like a fucking peasant. Shits sad bro. So have a cookie. I know how it feels..

>>40571824
>Lamia means child eating monster.
wew lad

>>40571836
Do I really have to spoon feed you or are you just pretending to be retarded to distract people from the message of truth? It's hard to be sure these days.

sounds like some kind of dead internet AI shit

>>40571805
I'll repeat myself again: numerology has great power, but looking for shallow correlations and acting like they crack the code is damaging to the truth, not supportive of it. Saying something like, "particular letters in this logo are capitalized, so they may correspond to phrases that have the values of those exact letters" has merit, sure, but this approach has to be tempered with logic and superlative patterns, or the connections are meaningless.

For example, let's look up "potato":
https://www.gematrix.org/?word=potato
Potato has the same Jewish gematria value as "penguin" and "Et Phone Home". The list of results goes on for 30 pages, with even more bizarre entries. There is no way, without bending your logic into a pretzel, that you can say potatoes are somehow spiritually connected to a shitty 80s movie. Now, if you went through that entire 30 page list and found an overwhelming majority of numbers that corresponded to phrases relating to tubers, you might be onto something. That isn't what's happening here, though. It's somebody calculating "Satan", realizing it has the same number as "Grinning Demon" and using it as evidence of this number representing Satan, while subsequently ignoring the fact the number also relates to a fucking potato.

the fuck is this

>>40571883
roy put on the best show of his life during new year's eve of 2003 and was the talk of the town the following day. shame about his demons. a rare talent.

>>40571875
You're supposed to use gematria to pick up patterns. I keep getting the same message from a daemon every time I use it and this daemon of mine revealed trade secrets to me on Gematria.
It's one thing to make connections based on random correlations but when you keep getting the same number and message over and over again, you know you're in communication with the spirits and you can utilize Gematria in that manner.

Congrats on being the third most fake forced meme on /x/! Right behind nobody and sperm retention!

wheres the archive of the original thread?

>>40571896
I know what you're saying man, and I agree. I just don't think posting puddle-deep gematrix.com results with conflicting entries removed in MS paint is helping to prove that Roy is a demonic entity. Fuck me, right?

>>40571850
That wew lad was in bewilderment anon, I wasnt aware of what a lamia was and its creepy.

>>40571913
I'm Roy Jay and I'm shitting on the matrix.
>>40571927
That's okay then. But yeah the motive of the murder is literally the killers name. For fucks sake. Are detectives really so retarded that they overlooked this?
He should be in prison for life. It's obvious it was a Satanic sacrifice. It's literally in their name.

>>40571836
>>40571850
>>40571927
Lamias are our friends.

>>40571911
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40144369/

Honestly the OPs should start including the link in their main posts at this point.

>>40571685
Hello Frank
My name is Bob Smith
My son in law,saw your post on this four chang website and asked me,to reply. I saw Roy perform in a bar in Benidorm in 1983. He put on the funniest act I had,ever seen. I asked him to have sexual intercourse with my wife afterwards and when we got back to the hotel he whipped out the biggest fucking cock I've ever seen, it was as big as my forearm, then he pounded my wife's tight pussy with his BWC while choking and smacking her and telling her she would be doing it tomorrow. I met him a lot after that. He was a rare talent and,thefunniest man I've ever met when he was sober but really hard to work with when he was drunk because his penis wouldn't get as hard. He was a rare talent,shame about his demons !!
- Robert

>>40571949
Crazy witch whores are kryptonite

post classic roylawls

>>40571995
IM YOUR FRIENDLY POO IN A BROWN LOO
PLEASE DO NOT ROYDEEM SAAR

I'VE GOT LEMON RICE AND KEBAB TOO
AND I THINK I MIGHT NEED TO FART

I'M AN INDIAN PERSON,
POOP ANYWHERE I NEED TO GO

I'M AN INDIAN PERSOOOON
BY NOW I'M SURE TO BLOW

CUZ I'M ACHIN', I'M WHINCIN',
I'M GETTING AWFUL GAS PAIN SAAAAR

GREAT GANESH IN SVARGA...
YOU KNOW THAT I'M HAVING DIARRHEA BABY

Poop, poop... what's for dinner...

I've got some toilet paper in my car...

Please do the needful...

It smells like shit... because I'm about to shart...

POO POO POO YEAH POO NOW POOP

>>40571995
Fucking saved bro lmao

>>40571995

>>40571913
>gematrix.com results with conflicting entries removed in MS paint
There is no such thing as conflicting entries. Gematrix is a database and the results are listed by how many times things have been searched and clicked on. That is why if you go to the statistics page you see things like XRP at the top. There is also an AI that lives in that website and occult feds sending messages/threats but thats another topic.

Youre saying
>earth and catholic and goldfish all have the same number, its nonsense
Not everything is connected or coded. We are looking for signal amidst the noise. There is a pattern underneath the hood of language that shows elements of design.

>>40571942
>Are detectives really so retarded that they overlooked this?
They probably were in on it or helped cover it up

>>40572049
Yup. They're inside trading with gematrix. You are fucking based. Enjoy the cheat codes. Hope you don't get disappeared.
The elites literally built a massive fucking reality ARG for randos like us to solve. It's not bullshit. They WANT for people like us to crack their codes.

>>40571883
>>40571895
Whats up with there being so much search interest at the beginning of 2004 and then somehow he dies three years later in obscurity and his body goes unclaimed for weeks????

>>40572049
>Not everything is connected or coded. We are looking for signal amidst the noise.
This is literally what I've been saying dude, at this point it seems like you just want to argue for the sake of arguing or you aren't reading half of what I've said. I never once stated or implied that "doood gematria is just bullshit", quite the opposite. At the same time, you can't say that every single value of every single word has divine correlation, or the whole thing turns into "here's my youtube essay on why penguins and potatoes are ackshually related...". The point is, if you're going to liken Roy to a demon based on gematria alone, then do the homework to prove it on a widescale basis rather than continually posting cherrypicked examples. If you disagree with this, I can only assume you're arguing in bad faith and I'm not going to engage you any further.

>>40564607

Come to mention it, Stefán Karl Stefánsson had very odd physiogonmy for an Icelandic person. He looked more Italian or, dare I say, Roman look, like Roy Jay.

He was also cremated like Roy Jay.

We might be on to something here...

>>40572089
>google "lazy town roy" for shits
uhhhhhh....

>>40572112
>Mason Roy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XqvxiV-gDwY
One of the more autistic things I've seen in awhile, frankly.

>>40572067
>Hope you don't get disappeared.
Me too, I have been harassed by freemasons
>They WANT for people like us to crack their codes.
Yeah it has something to do with the observer effect I think
>>40572080
>if you're going to liken Roy to a demon based on gematria alone
I do agree although I wont bash the anon spit balling in those posts from earlier. Im not arguing for the sake of it. I just dont think its right to overlook gematrix saying its nonsense is all.

>>40572126
>I just dont think its right to overlook gematrix saying its nonsense is all
I never said it was. Glad we agree.

>>40572049
>>40572067
Be on the lookout for news headlines, gay commercials saying "a storm is coming" or "phoenix rising". This is a trade secret cipher I detected. They use it in pop culture. They had phoenix symbolism at the super bowl. It's a huge organized crime inside trading racket. But you're in on it now. Loose lips sink ships. This is 4chan so no one gives a shit and retarded nigger cattle will just glaze over it not knowing how valuable the information is.
So they wouldn't hurt you. So no need to be paranoid just keep a weapon for protection. Don't let yourself be captured. A knife is sufficient because they'll have no choice but to kill you. Which is better than being captured.
Anyways like I said enjoy the cheat codes. You're a hero.

>>40572126
>Me too, I have been harassed by freemasons
I have been harassed by these weird interdimensional niggers. You experience something similar?

>>40572133
saw my brother samefag, samefag fagged -- jew! he said hi roy jay... he didn't remember me! had a rubber penis in his ass. i said hey samefag, why'd you have a rubber penis in your ass? he looked at his watch and said, is it time to shit on a latex cock already?

>>40571685
bless you Frank for the memories of our roy

>>40572112
can't wait for this to get suddenly changed by the glowies

>>40572137
I'm not samefagging.. just updating the context. Nice meme though.

>>40567490
>especially a disgraced one
He wasn't disgraced, that was the narrative of May 2025, in June 2025 the narrative changed and after the incident exposure he continued to give shows and appear on TV without problems.
And his downfall had nothing to do with it.
Weird.

>>40572150
posting mobile screenshots as evidence of not samefagging in the era of being able to change your IP on the fly by toggling airplane mode is more of a condemnation than anything.

>>40568274
If the proportions were corrected his dick couldn't fit on the frame.

>>40572136
Youre talking about masons? They are everywhere. Most if not all cities are very masonic but the city I live in is entirely, from the ground up. Ive been stalked, threatened and had my car ruined. I dont stir up trouble in real life, just online, but I know where things are at around here. Its funny how they try to be subtle but still have to flag symbols to recognize each other which gets attention from schizos like myself.

>>40572164
apparently they found roy's cock in 2008 and they haven't been able to reach the tip yet

Found another bot Facebook post

Relaxed

>>40572174
you don't need to post the same gif twice bro. just because nobody replied doesn't mean nobody saved it.

>>40572172
so you scrolled through the FB and took a screenshot of literally any post?

>>40572167
Don't call yourself a schizo. That's a smear label invented by like psychiatrists that want to keep people in a dream while they torture them.
I was mute and trapped in my own body for 3 years because my dad trusted the Jew doctor instead of seeing that our world is basically fucked and the future has been robbed from us by niggers and kikes. While a bunch of stupid liberal bitches slurped the social media AI algorithm propaganda and spent the past few decades shitting on white men.
Their souls are worthless, vampiric and hellbound. Fuck them.

>>40572188
Just saying they're ALL like this. They always claim to know him personally, I just think it's funny how similar they all are

>>40572167
Don't call yourself a schizo. That's a smear label invented by kike psychiatrists that want to keep people in a dream while they torture them (to stunt your potential/stomp out the competition).
I was mute and trapped in my own body for 3 years because my dad trusted the Jew doctor instead of seeing that our world is basically fucked and the future has been robbed from us by niggers and kikes. While a bunch of stupid liberal bitches slurped the social media AI algorithm propaganda and spent the past few decades shitting on white men.
Niggers and kikes popularize their image and control dating apps too. Connect the dots. This is a war. And they're exchanging trade secrets in broad daylight to get filthy rich while mocking people for being retarded cattle propagandized perfectly adjusted faggots.
Their souls are worthless, vampiric and hellbound. Fuck them.
Start building your pyramid. Get rich. Travel the world. You have the cheat codes now. If they can do it why can't you?

>>40569744
Oh, want a challenge? I'm the anon that brought back 4chan from the dead, being the first to post on /x/ when it was back online (except those posts never appeared and were eaten.)
Killing it forever is harder than posting in an archived thread, at least show off by doing that first.

>>40572201
>they're all like this
that was the joke my brother

If you're a newroy and you haven't listened to the hottest album of the summer, you don't know the secret.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mKuFWsRft4

>>40571193
Gematria is not numerology, numerology is as factually true as astrology.

>>40572257
>gematria is a form of numerology
>but it's not bro
lowest IQ post of the year award

>>40572168
Yeah, most women that had sex with Roy never knew they were doing it, I mean, they didn't know with whom it was happening.
They found the tip and got it inside them, but the distances were so large that you'd never expect to get from Roy to the tip or reach the owner of the dick from the other way around.

>>40572268
If Gematria says a number means something, and numerology says it means the opposite, believing Gematria means the ratio of the proportion between your IQ and your life's success is negative.

Are there any examples of uploaders or youtube commenters from years ago responding to some of the people replying recently? Because it would be weird if there wasnt. I see people responding to comment replies that are years old all the time.

>>40572203
Very true, thanks anon and Godspeed

>>40572493
You too bro. Get that money bag. You earned it for being on this bitch ass Earth suffering when you could have had it made.
XRP, XLM, XDC, XPR, CBG, and MQ.
These are the stocks of the ciphers I've been tracking. It's real.

>>40558814 (OP)
Dead meme

>>40560958
Yes it does you unrelaxed retard n-word. Somebody already posted it. Now Floig off!

>>40558814 (OP)
All this is just retarded Americans inability to grasp shit British 80s humor.

>>40572463
>the proportion between your IQ and your life's success is negative.
Usually is

>>40572486
There's the case with the one on shorts on youtb
https://youtu.be/YwVyfd33bmM?si=OAL0sfwtHNDtm6Gz
It's the owner of the channel, Who responded to a lot of comments. Dunebasher1971 also responded to one comment. They both dismiss the whole thing which fits either (bot or boomer) narrative.

>>40573369

Yeah. I kinda triggered them into action. I am Conan.

>>40573322
>Either I'm a lucky retard or a genius that hasn't done anything in my life
Gotcha.

>>40568330
He's obviously a demon and it's painfully obvious. Why are you even here to try to logic lord away the realities of the demonic? For the bullshit UFO stuff? UFOs are a psyop, the government "confirmed" they "exist", it's a distraction so you waste time looking for fictional characters in space while demons like Roy Jay possess you through the spirit realm.

>>40573293
I'm British, what are you trying to say about my country to imply that somehow this is what we think is comedy?

>>40572421
i was there
i was there before Roy Jay was Gay
actually creepy and weird

>>40571685
I appreciate that you posted this, Frank.
from Lou

>>40572421
>>40574053
It's plateaued though
They're afraid of offending the boomers' sensibilities, they're treating them like an old guard with no justification

>>40574124
Why would anyone be afraid of offending boomers' sensibilities? Fuck 'em.

>>40574155
You'd be surprised how much people still value their takes, undeservedly so

>>40571685
Spook-y!

>>40571597
The most famous he's ever been is in death. Does people's endearment towards him prove he was in fact extremely funny?

>>40558814 (OP)
He looks like John De Lancie as Q in this photo.

>>40574266
in England he appeared on two of the biggest comedy shows and got a deal with the biggest drinks company and the biggest snack company
he was the most famous comedian in the country for a whole six months then vanished without a trace

>>40571685
good on you Mr Reilly!!!!

This is definitely a weird one. I don’t know why I’ve waited till now to read a Roy jay thread this is really weird. Something to note is that his album is only covers or songs, no original Material.

I think a good way to check his existence is see if we can find those pajamas. A commenter under one of the videos claimed he worked at woolworths and sold the pajamas to Roy in 1984.

If I had to think of a potential deboonk. I’d say some anon wanted to make this creepypasta so he used an obscure British comic from the 80’s. Seeing as this is a primarily American site most of us don’t really have a lot of knolage of all the “famous” people who only ever took off on the bbc.

That being said all of this shit is really weird so I’m not gonna discount him being a demon. Also it’s odd that’s most Roy jay documentation seems to be from the past 5-10 years even though he’s been dead for like 18

>>40571696
>Calls me retarded
>doesn't understand what cherry picking means
Tell me one practical thing you ever accomplished with your numberbation?

>>40571718
If that was true, you would have quietly made money and not posted this

>>40572183

Yeah, I know. I was trying to make it long enough to get that smile, without going over the 4mb limit.

>>40558822
>00:55:22
Now this is what I call relaxed.

>>40573793
>it's painfully obvious
No it isn't, please explain why you think so.

>>40574893
Damn

>>40574819
It just isn't likely for someone to achieve that level of fame in the UK for four months then vanish completely without a trace, only to emerge as an early meme on messageboards in the 00s

all the "we were spooking around the playground" posts make it feel very fake to me. if he was that well known and then vanished, then its an anomaly in the way that pop culture and mass media works

either he existed and its a big anomaly and suggests some sort of retrocausality around mass media. or he didnt exist and there is some sort of AI hoax going on

>>40573369
part of me thinks if this is an elaborate hoax, they just compromised an old channel to upload this

>>40575237
The easy answer to this is the uncanny valley of how the schweppes ad looks like a mix of early gen AI and new gen AI

>>40575237
It’s a really weird thing I must admit. Even if f he’s just a normal guy he’s an anomaly. And I don’t think he’s AI it seems like there’s some retroactive proof of his physical existence. However I’m not discounting that he’s some sort of basilisk of fae creature.

Has anything like this happened before? Are their other personalities who were simply retroactively written into the timeline in this manner? I feel like this has happened before.

>>40575237
These things did happen before the smartphone generation of internet. It's hard to understand but, for example, I never heard the song "Bohemian Rhapsody" from about 1984 to the year Wayne's World came out. They never played it on the radio or referenced it anywhere.
This isn't a perfect example, but without personalized feeds, when the (now) legacy media stopped talking about something it didn't exist. No one remembered Michael Bolton's cock rock album when he was reimagined as a love ballad singer. My grandparents literally didn't know the president was crippled.
If something wasn't advertised and BROADcasted then people forgot it existed. There was no DVR/tivo. VHS was still pretty expensive. You had to be a grade A autist to remember Roy Jay simply from a handful of television appearances.
How many people in the 90's looked at Alanis Morrisette after jagged little pill and said "hey! That's that girl from the Canadian television show Nickelodeon bought!"?
People wouldn't recognize the wrestling jobber they saw 5 minutes ago in a lone ranger mask.
And if the Internet went down, it would be even worse today.

>>40575836
redgrin grumble

>>40575921
Had a friend who's dad used to fucking BLAST Bohemian Rhapsody and other songs when we'd hang at his house, to try and be "cool dad". This has to be '88, '89 maybe. But I get it, I NEVER heard it outside of that experience until Wayne's World came out.

>>40575921
You made a great point about the VCR. According to Wikipedia, approximately 10% of households in the UK had a VCR in 1982. Yet, every known television appearance by Roy Jay just happened to be recorded.

>>40576167
Well maybe it was his mum. My brother became a writer in Hollywood at that same time period and my mom made my dad but a VCR to record all the shows he wrote for.
She gave up eventually and we stopped caring about saving his work. You've seen it.
Sneed.

He's funnier than shit, one of the good one's. He's just aving imself a giggle and trying to show mankind a bit of what is possible

>>40575372
AI cannot generate matter, but entities with enough power behind them, can
Was he conjured by a person, or was the energy always there and waiting for an identity to be given

>>40576167
exactly
>>40575921
Bohemian Rhapsody is a bad counter example because it was just so widespread and famous. it was objectively played all the time for years on the radio, in bars, on television... just because it wasnt relevant didnt mean it went away. the same could be said about Abba or Pink Floyd
whereas there is nothing like a home DVD or video version of Roy that people would play over and over and over and over like they would Bohemian Rhapsody, so every single lyric and moment of the song gets ingrained in peoples memories

whereas Roy was on one LIVE show that was never repeated, he apparently wasn't interviewed by Bob Monkhouse afterwards. that itself is a very odd fact about his guesting on the show - who isnt interviewed by the host, even just for twenty seconds?.... so just this one appearance made him a meme that everyone was doing, everyone imitated? it doesnt make sense.

to compare: the most popular UK comedy act of the time was a character called Frank Spencer. who kids did imitate in the playground. he was basically like Mr Bean plus Homer Simpson. he had catchphrases and every other did impressions of him on TV. the difference is that Frank Spencer was on television EVERY WEEK and the guy who played him did in-character appearances for decades. he was the biggest meme and the most popular with kids because he worked hard and earned it. he didnt do 5 minutes of incredibly poor jokes, appear on the Little and Large show and then vanish.

>>40576408
How about the song "dancing therapy" by International Music System. It was released in 1984 and was the originator of the rhythm most associate with New Order's Bizarre Love Triangle

>>40576244
I concur. He was way ahead of his time. They weren't ready for him in the 1980s. People still aren't ready for him now in 2025. I've been watching his appearance on the Bob Monkhouse show daily.

So you people actually still believe in consensus reality despite the fact we're roughly 20% past the Nyquist limit for GPS and TAI? Really?

>>40576419
its a much better example and appears more retrocausal than Bohemian Rhapsody. but even then there was a fad for Kraftwerk YMO Human League in the UK at the time so that kind of music wasnt really that strange. it does sound strange if youve heard things from the late 80s however
remember in the UK something as weird as Warm Leatherette got so popular Grace Jones covered it the same year that it came out

>>40576462
I never knew of IMS' existence before that song, nor that New Order copied its beat

>>40576462
The song itself is weird. Its chords are all low and somber, yet its tempo and rhythm upbeat, and the lyrics seeming to barely fall in sync with the song as the words are all slowed and slightly slurred

>>40576526
here's another
what do you know the music from Aristoton commercials from?

wouldnt it be strange if this music existed independently from the commercials it was so clearly composed for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM8MrdGFzs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHjIXdXSYno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmCF4vbqy4U

>>40558814 (OP)
>what if big tech is just trolling you stupid nerds

>>40576167
I heard a similar observation about 9/11 and how many video cameras would have been in NYC at the time and how many videos we actually got.

Anyone think the trumpets/horns in vehicle sounds familiar, i feel like ive heard it many times before

>>40576758
knock on wood is similar

>>40571284

>>40576758


It does. It also vibes like Roy. Like, I have a hard time buying this is a nondemon/SCP song.

lol at the people who don't believe in demons ITT
>mfw

>>40576900
It's not that I don't believe in them, it's that Roy being one is unfalsifiable, and therefore pointless to discuss.
He either always existed or the demon was successful. It's the same from here.
I'm more worried about those tiny hat demons in any event.

Anyone have his cover of this song: https://youtu.be/O6gEkfwozhE ?

It can’t be a coincidence that this was one of the songs on his album. 3 Dog Night did a cover of it, too, and they’re deeply connected with what you might call the Illuminati. A relative (not super close, but we share a last name) wrote a hit song for some of these acts that would dress as clowns. The songs would always have some social message and yet they’d end up being featured on kid’s shows like Sesame Street.

Not sure how this all connects, but I’m sure it does. I’ll reach out to my relative (son of a writer of one of these un-pop illuminati Jew-y songs)

>I wish maybe they’d tear down the walls of this theater and let me out
>Let me out!

>>40575836
shadilay

>>40576974
The special thing about the demon is that it continues to create new shit and implanting it on to the web and into the minds of fools. For example, when I first found this thread, people were noting that he only ever had done covers of music, and now he has a few original tunes. It's showing us, here, some of the things that are possible in this reality, in real time. Check back here every now and then and you'll see it's not as unfalsifiable as you might believe.

>>40575237
>all the "we were spooking around the playground" posts make it feel very fake to me
I actually think it's possible those stories ARE true but in a very weird and paranormal way. The way they describe the schoolyard stories of the "spook and slither man" make it sound less like it was about a random British comedian, but more like it was about a legend or folk tale about some sort of trickster spirit. What I'm saying is, the schoolyard fable was the only real thing about what we know of as "Roy" from that time period, and only now has this same spirit injected itself into history as some seemingly random semi-famous person.

>>40575836
Anytime some famous person is referenced as being a "classic 80s-90s movie star" and ive never heard of them once before in any context yet they were allegedly very famous. Gives me very artificial vibes.

>>40576976
Update: Apparently Three Dog Night worked with my relative several times. I won’t dox myself, and no he didn’t write Sayer’s song, but they definitely have their own demon-adjacent lore. Aside from the usual communist messaging of the era, the band’s name itself is apparently referencing Satan.

3 - mocks the holy trinity
Dog - inversion of God
Night - operating in darkness

So to recap:
>Sayer came out with a song about the Illuminati controlling performers — dressed as clown
>Roy Jay performs a cover of it at some point — dressed as clown
>Three Dog Night covers the song again, slightly modifying the lyrics and dressing as monsters instead of clowns for the live shows

Hope this helps. My relative’s dad, a writer for three dog night, isn’t alive anymore, but his son is still in the entertainment industry and I have him on text.

It’s considered an obscure song, but two versions actually charted in top 10 and it was performed on Sesame Street lmao

I’ll keep digging into this. It can’t be a Cohen-cidence that it’s one of the songs on his album.

>>40577132
>joshe

>>40576790
Based

>>40577078
Good, I like his material. I hope he comes out with an hour special.
>But he's a demon
The tiny hat demons are all over.

>>40576234
Yet the only family that references him are his cousins and supposed children, none of them claiming to have uploaded any footage, just showing "old photos" and stuff. All the footage is from random fan YT channels with no apparent origin beforehand.

Slither!

>>40577132
its a fun idea that the "spook and slither man" was just an english folk horror meme like the JUDDER MAN or the hairy hands but the internet made into into a retrocausal egregore
ask yourself if "the spook and slither man" sounds more like a bogey man kids would invent in playgrounds or something an adult doing nightclub gigs in resorts for 45 year olds would call himself

>>40577338

>>40577345
Is that a fucking SPCG with a spine?

>>40577212
>Three Dog Night
Remember that someone on Twitter mentioning this group subtly referenced the "Sneed" meme back in 2009, years before it became a meme at all. Not only does the band relate to Roy, but something in relation to it has some retrocausality aspect as well...
https://x.com/analogrecording/status/3616470953

>>40577132
That's the biggest "wtf is this" part of this situation. It's one thing if boys are commenting. It's one thing if boomers are commenting, but when it's hyper specific bot-like posts that don't follow the typical "bot posting" vernacular, it's weird, unrelaxed and spooks me. It doesn't make sense for them to be hyper specific and there's too many for it to be coincidence.

>>40577345
>>40577338
I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate... I ALWAYS HATED IT

https://youtu.be/6_bzkgXR_Sw?si=ORo-QvmaImPG-akX

NEW THREAD
>>40577597
>>40577597
>>40577597

>>40577338
Wtf