Our favorite bogged hypothermic money bunny is really floundering in PubMed now. His medical team is steering his new interventions full schizo besides NAD/NR. So pretend you're his medical team, only smarter. Wat do? Maybe...

>Mechanistic insights into the anti-aging effects of Crocus sativus in a D-Gal-induced in vitro neural senescence model
>https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0320572

>Nuciferine alleviates cognitive impairment by modulating endoplasmic reticulum stress in D-galactose-induced aging mice
>https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2212429225014373

>A Novel Approach to Herbal Skincare: Preparation and Evaluation of Daucus carota-Based Vanishing Cream
>https://scholar.googleusercontent.com/scholar?q=cache:OlDr3oL6gBAJ:scholar.google.com

>The use of betaine as a novel senotherapy
>https://theses.gla.ac.uk/85334/

>Non-pungent capsiate enhances longevity and healthspan in Caenorhabditis elegans via transient receptor potential (TRP) channels
>https://pubs.rsc.org/en/content/articlelanding/2025/fo/d5fo01607j/unauth

Any other ideas for performance/longevity/looksmaxxing interventions better than metformin, such that they have not already failed NIH'S ITP!?