What’s the deal with Telecasters?
It’s the only guitar that insults you while you play it.
No contours, no forgiveness just a slab of wood and a cold stare.
You bend a note and the Tele goes, “That’s all you got?”
And every guy who plays one insists it’s the purest tone
Yeah, pure pain.
It’s like Fender made a torture device and Nashville turned it into a personality.