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Anonymous /vg/530680920#530694986
7/10/2025, 6:12:36 PM
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, and BOY do I have a DEAL for YOU!

Are you TIRED of getting blown to smithereens by enemy tanks? SICK of bouncing shells off heavily armored targets? Well, THROW THOSE WORRIES OUT THE WINDOW because I'm about to introduce you to the MOST INCREDIBLE piece of German engineering to ever grace the battlefield - THE E-100 SUPER HEAVY TANK!

This BAD BOY weighs in at a WHOPPING 140 TONS of pure, unadulterated STEEL! We're talking armor SO THICK, enemy shells will bounce off like ping pong balls! The frontal armor? 200 MILLIMETERS of ANGLED PERFECTION! Your enemies will cry tears of frustration as their puny rounds simply DISAPPEAR against your impenetrable fortress!

BUT WAIT - THERE'S MORE! This beast doesn't just take hits - it DISHES THEM OUT! Armed with a devastating 128mm cannon, you'll be sending enemy tanks to the scrapyard faster than you can say "GUTEN TAG!" One shot, ONE KILL - that's the E-100 GUARANTEE!

And the best part? While other suckers are grinding for MONTHS to unlock this magnificent machine, YOU can have it RIGHT NOW! That's right - INSTANT DELIVERY to your hangar! No waiting, no grinding, just PURE TANK DOMINATION!

Now normally, a premium vehicle of this caliber would run you $3,000, maybe even $4,000 - BUT NOT TODAY! For the low, LOW price of just $2,000, this STEEL BEHEMOTH can be YOURS! That's less than a used car, but with WAY more firepower!

So CALL NOW! Don't let this ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME opportunity roll away! The E-100 - because SIZE MATTERS on the battlefield!