Breaks my heart trying to explain to my aged Apu about the new war in the Middle East between Israel and Iran.
My own poor lid was the forlorn hope on several compound charges during Gulf War 2. It not right to commit these poor frogs to war, tis not natural for them to spend any time waging hostilities against one another.
They mostly just want wuppas.
We bred out the Seething gene for most of the domestic frens for a reason; still, modern armies make widespread use of Helping Frogs in almost all theatres of war. They're eager to please and moderately quick to learn and good spawn a year could result in 15k+ of available froglets.