Thread 81523717

Nash Point Lighthouse edition

Just want Eva and Yanklass back

Ebin I'm devastated by the emotional downgrade you've given me. I feel discarded, reclassified and emotionally devalued. I still love you in some form (at least the version of you I carry in memory) and I can't make peace with how little I seem to matter to you now. I'm asking you to prove otherwise. I loved you in a deep, specific way. And now you're treating me like I'm just another guy. Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me I don't need to resort to wearing nappies again just to feel like I'm healing from you.

Why did Eva6 leave us?

>>81523743
A certain incel twoll drove her out.

Might pretend to be a girl

Ate too many Galaxy Minstrels lads

>>81523743
She went to a board with ID's.

eva7 here I'm a girl uwu

>>81523782
Hey bb. How YOU doin'?

>>81523736
Look, the thing we once shared deep meaning around? It was bullshit. I don't believe in it. Never did. And the fact I that I said it to you means nothing now. So please forget it. I have my YouTube channel to focus on now, and you have your nappies.

I miss Ruth but I guess she's happy getting pissed every other day.

if we have transgender women (which is fine btw) i think it's only fair we have cisgender women (which is fine btw)

i want the diversity of life experiences a whites-only, mixed-sex thread will bring.

>>81523815
You never mattered in her life lad. I know that hurts, but the faster you acknowledge it, the faster you can start actually tackling your own life. Right now you're knee deep in shit and instead of trying to start the difficult and messy job of wading out of it, you cling on to the fantasy of her as a way to avoid starting.

>>81523797
I'm chad-only like all women, sorry.

>>81523767
>Minstrels

Bit racist that lad. You've got some explaining to do.

Desu I did Kyle a favour earlier. Now instead of sitting in britfeel seething at Shippy, he can focus on his personal fitness and brainstorming new video ideas, free of distractions

>>81523827
How do you know I'm not chad?

>>81523825
She can't care about me because she doesn't know me. There's no point me improving life this late in the game.

>>81523767
impossible mate
the regret will hang strong but you did the right thing

>>81523820
nah the only good woman is one with a cheeky dong lad, foids get gone

HELPER'S WORLD LOYALISTS

STAND BACK AND STAND BY

>>81523837
Why does Kyle go after Shippy?

>>81523848
She can't care about you because she doesn't know you. That's true. But she does not want to get to know you and never will.

west bullying Iran, it not right

*finds out dune awakening exists*

I may possibly have found muh next doss project.

lads is there anything Labour hasnt u-turned on over the slightest bit of pressure?

>>81523927
>slightest bit of pressure
To be fair it usually takes them enough pressure that they've already done the maximum amount of damage by insisting they were originally right before u-turning.

Knocking back them weers now.

Helper's world lives on x

>>81523909
I know that but I can dream.

>>81523960
You're an alcoholic Sean. Seek help lad.

You are all repulsive subhuman animated excrement.

>>81523977
What good are those dreams doing you though lad? You deserve to have more dignity than a man who lives in a fantasy world.

>>81523989
Not me, I'm just a frenly dosser.

>>81524001
I just want an introverted lass. It's so fucking not possible so I'm stuck in fantasy land.

I'm sorry for the smell Ebin. I hope the experience didn't put you off for good, I'll bring the fabreze next time

Scottish Lass picking me up in her Fiat 500 and taking me to McDonald's and paying for my 20 McNuggets with 2 sweet curry dip 1 tomato and 1 bbq and then going back to hers for a McDonald's and Netflix

>>81524018
It's a cliche lad, but you need to learn to love yourself first. Imagine you were Ruth. Would you allow her to live the way you allow yourself to live? Would you talk to her the way you talk to yourself? Would you neglect her as you neglect yourself?

What's the point trying to get a girlfriend now? Why would I want some menopausal, not attractive woman who probably is a single mum if she's back on the dating game?

>>81524067
Doubt she would eat that slop tbqh.

>>81524075
There's a lot of attractive 30+ year old women.

>>81524083
Can't shag with 20 McNuggets TM in your gut thoughever.

>>81524067
Hope you're prepared to watch what she wants to watch. She'd never sit through and watch a kino like On Her Majesty's Secret Service or Natural Born Killers.

>>81524099
skill issue mate

>>81524083
Yeah only unhealthy girls enjoy that slop.

>>81523927
>Sir Keir Starmer has defended his decision to hold a national inquiry into grooming gangs after previously accusing those calling for one of jumping on a far right bandwagon.

why are you against this

Miss my ex from years ago who had an external HDD full of weird movies she'd pirated. Very sovlful. None of this normie DVD shite.

Mental that if I won the Euromillions I'd near instantly get a 10/10 gf from status.

>>81524075
you were SUPPOSED to date a younger woman, when you were younger, and age together.
you can go out with a young woman now, but it's harder. don't fuck it up.

>>81524083
wops would get on with ssm. maybe they should go to cex together and buy more curry stained games.

>>81524150
Just against the hypocrisy mate, he should have done it right from the fucking start.

>>81524075
Here's the question you should really ask yourself. Why do you think a woman being less physically attractive or being a single mum makes her less able to meet your emotional needs?

>>81524176
petty cunt

>>81524150
Against the rape gang enquiry, or against him saying anyone who wanted it was far-right? Surely anybody honest is against one?

>Israeli Officials Suggest US May Join War Against Iran Tonight - Channel 12

Israeli Officials Suggest US May Join War Against Iran Tonight - Channel 12

>>81524155
You'd be able to get a good looking girl. But she'd be artificial, fake. Not an English Rose like Ruth. She'd be a gold digging type. And it wouldn't be love, it would be an extended form of prostitution. The truth is that winning the Euromillions wouldn't give you status, it would just give you money. All you'd have to offer would be money. So you'd get the kind of women who are only after money. Ruth isn't that type.

>>81524196
you are beyond absolutely pathetic lad, sort it out

>>81524192
against the enquiry

>>81524205
What's pathetic about what I said? It's just true.

>>81524213
the fixation on the random bint shit and being obsessed over someone who has no knowledge of you

>>81524217
Ah that's the confusion. I'm not Ruthmong. I'm talking TO Ruthmong.

>>81524220
then it's still a bit sad init

>>81524196
Nah any lass would. Money can buy pretty much anything. She's no english rose these days.

>>81524169
If she is happy to meet An Idiot on the Internet then she would most likely be up for meeting SSM.

>>81524240
>Money can buy pretty much anything

Spoken like someone who has never had much money. You can't buy respect. You can't buy genuine care and affection. And you certainly can't pay a woman to fall in love with you.

Winning the Euromillions would be brutal for you. You'd still be a broken, emotionally undeveloped man. But you'd have loads of unearned money, and the belief that your money could buy pretty much anything. Including "any lass." You know what that would make you? A pathetic figure of fun, and a magnet for con artists. It would be tragic.

honestly lads if i won the lottery id just keep working in my job

>>81524269
Been thinking about this today actually. I don't think suddenly having 200 million pounds would even make me happy at all. There's no financial solution to a spiritual problem.

>>81524278
you must like it and i envy you for that

Is Laura a "Scottish Rose"?

>>81524269
Absolutely on point here laddie

>>81524278
The amount of times I've heard wagies say that is insane, they're so broken and mind warped they'd continue to slave away willingly even for free

>>81524285
Correct. You'd have the buzz of winning. The buzz of spending the money, for a bit. You'd be flying, for what, six months? A year, max? Then you'd return to your emotional baseline.

And if you kept trying to turn the money into good feelings, you'd end up destroying yourself. With ridiculous spending, with drugs and alcohol, etc.

>>81524292
It's half decent but really it's because I don't have a fucking life and work is all that makes me stave off the thoughts.

me farts stink of fish and eggs

>>81524317
Get the febreze out

Honestly lads if I won the lottery I'd just keep claiming bennies

Wonder if Wops will be watching the women's Euros

just had a quick sneak peak of the grooming gangs report. the inquiry concluded that national ID cards will make policing rape gangs a lot more effective.

you ARE going to allow the government to track you at all times, right? you're not one of the rapists, yeah?

If Laura is happy then I'm happy and that's what matters

>>81524316
you could take up charity work and do good for the community

>>81524182
It's not my emotional needs. It's just there's no attraction. Most have vile views on men by the time they're 35 anyway because of their failed relationships.

Keking at the fact that us lot have drove away 2 women that post here. Not a good look is it lads.

dvdlad and his boring movies

>>81524285
>>81524313
the opposite of the hedonic treadmill is sour grapes.
did you even WANT to win the lottery? i didn't.

>>81524327
>I'd just keep claiming bennies

>>81524103
>natural born killers
>kino
hmmmmmmm

if i had all my essential needs met, and then 10-20% more, i'd be content. maybe not happy, or not-depressed, but chronically OK.

from there i'd seek fulfilment by ensuring everyone ELSE gets to be reasonably comfy. not doing that now because i'm skint and lonely, don't have any surplus energy, wealth, or power.

>>81524340
there was also pigeon lass the brownie one

>>81524335
Well you should never settle for a woman who has vile views on men, but I don't think that's the majority. And you shouldn't have to settle for someone you're not attracted to either. Have you genuinely never thought a woman your own age looked good? Any woman?

>>81524340
Chika won. Hope he's happy with himself

>>81524345
My movies aren't boring mate in fact just made a big purchaseburg today. Also got 5 Mr. Vampire films coming this week too. Jiangshi? Jiangaye.

>>81524327
Kek why would you be claiming bennies when you have 100 million pound in the bank? It would take over a thousand years on bennies to accumulate that much.

>>81524340
What we need is a femoid willing to get her baps out for the lads

>>81524370
She died. Different ending.

>>81524332
She wouldn't be happy with you. You wouldn't be good at conversation and taking her places.

>>81524386
>She died.
which one

>>81524390
Womble-faced bitch.
Belongs on Wimbledon Common.

Corr lads just done one of those legendary poos where you dont have to wipe. It lush. Why cant they all be like that?

dvdlad replying to himself talking about movies no-one has watched

>>81524347
No sour grapes. I would like to
suddenly have that much money, but it wouldn't actually make life paradise. Can't buy eternal salvation either.
>>81524378
I didn't do anything regarding that but I don't believe these larps anyway. There are worse posters.

>>81524381
you know torrents exist right?
fuck you doing?

>>81524378
It was Shippy also. He hates women posting here

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/81421138/#81422382

>>81524393
Pigeon lass, she is the one that died. A sad day for /britfeel/ers. Always a sad day when one of the lads dies.

>>81524402
You wish big man. I don't same sean like our lord and saviour Helperlad.

>>81524414
He's disabled lad.

>>81524335
>Most have vile views on men by the time they're 35 anyway because of their failed relationships.
This is a certified trvke. In my late 20s this describes a lot of single women my age despite them generally looking good if they're not fat.

>>81524417
thast sad, i wish i learned more about her before she died

>>81524417
Who is pigeon lass? A youtuber?

>>81524414
Never heard of it mate what's a torrent? Public trackers are objectively shit and I'm not dedicated enough to spend 10 years getting into Pass the Popcorn.

why are we repulsive to women? what did we do wrong?

The truth is that Chika demanded a sacred space for all of his old lovers, but when it was my turn to occupy that space, suddenly the rules changed. Suddenly the connection we shared wasn't worth the same reverence. That double standard is a deep betrayal, and it cut right to my dignity.

Now all I get is silence. Cowardly, avoidant silence. From someone who once claimed emotional depth was everything. When it was his turn to honour that depth with me, he bailed.

Well Chika, I'm not crazy for still feeling hurt. But I'm also not wrong for finally being angry.

Me? I never seed.

Pirating won't get me a young, beautiful and man-loving girlfriend so why bother spending 10 years learning how to?

>>81524437
Licking Eva's piss directly from her vaginal arsehole's clit.

>>81524444
Based. Insta delete once it's 100% for me.

>>81524444
nice gets chuck

Me? I always sneed.

Half the shit I want to watch is on the Internet Archive anyway. Pretty much every silent kino is on there

>>81524446
It's not learning how to pirate it's being an ultra fag for years on end to get into gatekeeping private trackers. Most of the good ones are impossible to get in nowadays unless you want to torrent books with the mouse one.

>>81524430
She was a cool lass. I spoke to her a few times shitposty style, and only really remember 1 serious post, where I was telling her a fap before bed is nice and relaxing.
>>81524433
Nope, an ex poster.

>>81524444
me? i try to, and then everyone else is doing the same thing to keep their ratio up, so i intentionally download torrents that need/might need seeding, perhaps tactically during a freeleech, and, and...

yeah, that's work m8. i'm sorry but if i have to scrounge around for an invite or pass a fucking interview, you are bonkers. i hope this was all engineering by the film/music industry to make piracy difficult. all the while, pirates thinking, "heh, this'll keep our secret club safe. take THAT, industry 8-)))"

fuck sakes I need to make my overdue din dins, dont want to turn the hob on, gonna produce loads of heat and its fucking well warm as is

>>81524444
Incredibly based post this

I make sure to seed all my distro isos. I wouldn't ever use windows.

Chika what you did to me was a kind of emotional scam. A bait and switch. You built a whole identity around being this evolved, spiritually expansive person who believed in connection, depth and lifelong bonds with past lovers. When we were together, you made me feel like my discomfort with that was my flaw. My insecurity. My smallness. My thing to work on.

Well now the roles are reversed, and it's me asking for the very same thing. Just meaningful connection. And now suddenly you are cold, evasive and silent.

I'm not crazy or needy for wanting that same openness. But I think I was the only one in the room who ever actually meant it.

>>81524465
Maybe but I still like buying my 4K restored silent films on Blu-ray when I can for the special features, booklets and the best possible version. I'm willing to die on the sword so lids can pirate it all on for free. I want to keep these companies in business because a lot of them do their own restorations.

GNU + ...Linux? Oh aye x

i think it's offensive to assume someone is trying to make a space 'no girls allowed' just because they are homosex.

>>81524493
so how's GNU's own kernel going? heh.

(the GNU userspace utilities - not an operating system - are some of the worst programs, and need ditching from Linux distributions ASAP.)

>>81524469
This is how I feel when people tell me just to torrent and you're looking for a film that isn't popular or recent on public trackers is a nightmare and sometimes your only option is a compressed shit file that's worse than DVD.
Can't wait for stremio and firestick bollocks to get nuked and the deanos will be lost. Stremio probably too complicated for the average deano actually.

>>81524466
Just direct download from jeet sites lad. Works on my machine.

>>81524444
>I never seed

>>81524444
Unfortunately Shippy will never seed a woman. His seed will never grow into a sprog.

Sweating in my boxroom in summer of 2022 was not a good feel. I hope it won't be too bad this summer.

Yeah that's a valid point rebecca fergusen in space, but it's near the end of the film, and we're going to die, soooooo, fancy giving me a blowie?

>>81524518
That especially sucks for British movies that weren't popular

>>81524534
What about 23 and 24?

Pride is cancelled https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx23e4jz2g0t?post=asset%3Af98c4013-62ab-4aad-971f-f11e9505c5b6#post

>spent ages looking for diagnosis murder torrents that were decent quality
>torrents took fucking weeks to finish
>quality was absolute bollocks
Just imported the DVD set and looks great upscaled to 4K. Simple as.

Just want a cute foid to simp for x

>>81524546
Wasn't as bad. Last year was not even that hot.

>>81524547
>Pride is cancelled
Keir will be livid.

Too hot to wank

>>81524555
Plenty of cute british roses on yt.

Just want a cute foid to simp for me x

>>81524542
Then you have ones where there's no in-between medium file just a remux or a compressed 1.5gb Blu-ray rip. Fucking hell. People forget that a DVD can look pretty good upscaled in a decent player even compared to low tier BD rips.

Tried wanking but just couldn't get hard

>>81524567
More like a British prolapse this one, corrr.

>>81524328
Wonder if wops will ever find a girlfriend with big breasts? Not if she's going to be in the closet.

>>81524547
Off to a middle eastern warzone to celebrate gay pride x

>>81524567
Why do women insist on being fat and tattooed? Unironically she looks like she'd be quite beautiful without the council estate tats and all the excess fat.

>>81524574
Better off that way mate, wanking is a horrible habit

Heading to Afghanistan to walk about in hot pants and wave a gay pride flag.

>>81524596
>wanking is a horrible habit
Why exactly lad? its enjoyable

>>81524589
Advisory said no travel to Israel? Still going, then I'll call the government homophobic for not immediately flying me back. x

>sad
>drunk
>bout to text her
>have a wank instead
>desire to text her subsides

>>81524582
Makeup makes all the difference lad.

>>81524328
Are there any recent body shots? She's huge here

>>81524609
Head like a hard boiled egg.

They've just legalised abortion right up to birth. Pretty crazy stuff.

Dead thread is it kangs?

>>81524593
She would've been but it's some kind of disorder past a few tattoos.

>>81524608
>remember that time me and a mate text her for a threesome while drunk, even though she had a bf
>remember how much fucking drama it was the next day

Back in my day we found emo and goth lassies with tattoos hot. All the incels nowadays just want pure little angels.

>>81524671
And the government just made it perfectly legal and fine for an adult (I'm guessing boatBAME) to have sex with a 16 year old.

Ruby's high iq hairy virgin slit.

I prefer shagging girls with hairy vags compared to shaved. If I find out a girl has a shaved one I tell her to grow it or else.

>>81524753
For me it's girls with a hairy arse. Only around her anus though. Hairy arse cheeks would be too weird

>>81524542
there was that specific British tracker, dunno if it's still about, had random old telly shows. good on the uploaders and community and that, but you might as well just make them public.
i think a big part of this should be archiving and availability, and torrents are one way to do that (apparently eDonkey is based all around this concept but people don't really use it now).

>>81524321
still fartin init

>>81524773
>For me it's girls with a hairy arse.
Girl I shagged once was a bit awkward and a weirdo. She had no friends. Found her on Reddit dating subs. She had the hairest vagoo and butthole Ive ever seen. My dick was diamonds.

>>81524340
>Keking at the fact that us lot have drove away 2 women that post here. Not a good look is it lads.
Shush won.

Used to be into hairy pussy a lot until I realised there's a weird crossover with a lot of the models and scat.

don't remember shush

>>81524837
just cause porn actors have a crossover doesn't mean some hairy lass irl does

>buy pants
>dont fit
> :(
>try on again but with a belt this time
>they fit :)

yessssssss de lids

Problem with a hairy pussy is you can't see if it's diseased or not

>>81524837
me? lovely maintained mons pubis with shaved lips, best of both worlds. Clean lips feel nice on me bellend

>>81524889
Don't care I like to cum on the bush and lick it off.

For me it's ATKHairy. If you know, you know

Shagged a lass who had hairy armpits as well as a small but dense bush. Pretty tastefully done really.

>>81524901
I know about ATK Girlfriends but I dont remember them like always having hair so probably not the shit you mean

for me, it's watersports with eva

>>81524912
Same site. They have a lot of sub-genre sites

>>81524929
Fair I only knew the gf shit as they had random birds I was a fan of on there and they did tasteful bj shit.

not a fan of armpit hair, I shave me fuckin arm pits, smells better in summer, everything else whatever but the armpits gotta go plus its just a bit minging innit, lovely braided armpit hair m'love.

Big sex-having showing on /britfeel/ today.

Sometimes I really fucking hate old people

Perhaps nobody over the age of 75 should be allowed to drive

Imagine if you have an 80 year old driver who ends up killing a 5 year old, or a 10 year old, or a 20 year old. Is that fair? The 80 year old got to live their entire life, and the younger person never got that chance. Old people can be tremendously selfish sometimes.

>>81525014
I have to notify the DVLA that I'm autistic but an old fuck can drive around like a mentalist. South Park had a good episode on this issue.

Breaks my heart trying to explain to my aged Apu about the new war in the Middle East between Israel and Iran.
My own poor lid was the forlorn hope on several compound charges during Gulf War 2. It not right to commit these poor frogs to war, tis not natural for them to spend any time waging hostilities against one another.
They mostly just want wuppas.
We bred out the Seething gene for most of the domestic frens for a reason; still, modern armies make widespread use of Helping Frogs in almost all theatres of war. They're eager to please and moderately quick to learn and good spawn a year could result in 15k+ of available froglets.

>>81525014
suppose that 20 year old was an axe murderer, on their way to kill a bunch of people, and the 80 year old driver stopped them.

>>81525034
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

craving sugar
COULD order from one of those waffles places but it's too much (both money and food)
COULD order from one of those late-nite groceries places since i could also do with milk but they're more judgy than the waffle-men

can't win.

Had another argument with my mum about brown immigrants and asylum seekers. She call me racist. It not right.

Just want to sniff a girl's smelly armpit

>>81525056
Time for a nana, brown sugar and peanut butter sandwich on white bread with a good spread of butter.
Now that is lush.

>>81525058
I used to be the little protochudling in my family. For years. Now I've sort of moved beyond politics as such into a different place entirely, but everyone around me is becoming more chudlike. Sick of it. Fairweather chuds. WHERE were they when it was actually socially unacceptable? Pathetic.

whenever i said to my dad, "you're not my real dad," he used to go, "you're right son: your real dad is a big black man."

;__;

>>81525017
Which South Park episode? Maybe I should look it up

>>81525042
You know what I mean though. 80 year olds might say "I deserve the right to drive! I want to be independent like anybody else! It's ageist to stop old people from driving!". But many old drivers are fucking dangerous and I don't think their right to drive is more important than the right of younger people to live.

>>81525058
Told my mum she was the equivalent of a bird enabling a flock of cuckoos into the wood.
She rspb member, she understand that anaology.

>>81525073
i only tend to get in the food i eat.

>>81525083
The episode "Grey Dawn" from season 7. One of my favourites.
>>81525086
Based and Markpilled.

>>81525058
dont know how much I can realistically say due to the nature of my job but these boat asylum seekers are rancid.

>>81525095
They live better life than you. x
You pay for their iPhones
Like you do for HelperLads.
It lush x

It's not on lads. All this for a few pennies, tyrants they are. Trying to stop a man making it in the cut throat world of surveying.

>>81525104
You must have done something suspicious lad or quit a bunch of surveys in succession or something. I've never had any issues.

>>81525103
They really dont, wish I wasn't bound by the secrecy act or monitored, youd shit yourself lol

>>81525112
No didn't quit any. Last one said I didn't match the criteria, then the 2 I tried after said I was already doing a survey,

SSM getting too old for a proper Sandford Lane raving session. Not rite

>>81525123
It's only free money if you don't value your time.

More interested in the great beyond these days so I am. Whatever comes next. Politics cringe. Worldy affairs cringe. Caring cringe. Shrimple as that realleh.

>>81525136
The more he move the more he smell like fish (or shit).

>>81525137
>He doesn't know how to game the system and consistently draw in 200+ points surveys (sometimes 350+ with weekly bonuses) on a daily basis.
>He doesn't get the weekly high score bonuses, the weekly survey bonuses or the weekly rolls

>>81525166
Post your pro tips lad. Don't be a gatekeeper.

>>81525143
Luke 16:9

tenner?

Got this CAPTCHA earlier too although it was completely unrelated to the post I was replying to

>>81525183
I've had that, but I never put an S, always 5's.

>>81524416
Can confirm both that I hate women posting here and that specific post was me

>am a straight man
Simply not true though is it

>>81525143
Yeah, me too, so sick of the bullshit of this world.

>>81525166
Never posting my tricks lad.
You think I'm stupid? These survey companies are exploitative - i getting my share and that lush x.

I'll give you a tip - when you make an account and start doing surveys - you're an IT software professional (With purchasing power within your department) with 2 kids, an electric and petrol car, a house you have a mortgage for, you've got 4 subscriptions to all of the streaming media services.

>>81525166
How much you pulling in per week lad? I guarantee it is worth the effort.

>>81524444
My dad was obsessed about seeding on Limewire, not only for our seed ratio, but he thought it was the morally correct thing to do. The PC would be left on 24/7 uploading basically

>>81525166
Swanny used to do these. He would be up at 2am doing surveys for 8p a pop kek

>>81525227
Swanny wears Moschino but what do you wear lol?

>>81524534
>. I hope it won't be too bad this summer.
It will, several models are pointing to 36 being reached which would be an all time June record. One model had us getting to 38c in Lincolnshire in 10 days

I think 200 million would give me more freedom in life, rather than struggling on bennies while living with parents.

What would a lass think about a man who is 33 and still lives with the mummy and daddy? Pic unrelated x

>>81525257
She'd probably think you were joking

>>81525222
As retarded as his son then

>>81525257
Going to be brutally honest with you. The woman would be repulsed buy it. She would laugh at you and insult you to her friends behind your back.

>>81525257
I'm 43 and living with mummy and daddy. Haven't spoke to a girl outside my family since 2017.

>>81525237
My wardrobe is full of Kapital gear lad

>>81525276
Damn brutal. Guess I should give up on the dating apps until I have my own place

Just apologised to brother about the whole dickhead thing while a potential employer was on the phone to him. Turns out it was Aldi phoning him. But when I was apologising he was fucking laughing at it! He thought it was funny as well. Fucking hell lads getting on at Aldi is a good do. Prayed to God and apologised to him also and to help my brother get a job.

>>81525296
Any proof? No didn't think so you dreamer.

Not interested in dating women or socialising with anyone. I dont want people coming inside my house touching my things. Thnx.

One year of sobriety tomorrow lads. Can't believe it honestly, it's been a struggle and I've almost relapsed a few times but I'm finally reaching a year. Might do something to celebrate.

>>81525296
My wardrobe is full of Asda living black t shirts. Been wearing the same clothes like a cartoon character for the past 15 years. For a simpler life.

>>81525301
Why does he want a job? He managed to get on PIP. He won. He's set for life

>>81525309
I'll post proof when I return to the shagpad (currently at one of my fwb's houses)

>>81525335
He said he doesnt want to be on benefits for the rest of his life. He is trying to be normal. Get a job have a car and own his own home. The nuclear family. Said he wants to get married eventually even though he has never been on a date with a woman.

>>81525328
Well done. How much have you saved by not drinking?

>>81525328
>>81525328
Av a bevvie to celebrate lad

>>81525270
Bet your dad couldn't even operate a computer

>>81523717 (OP)
That looks really really cool.

Bet my dad could batter your dad

>>81525360
Thousands, easily. I developed a sweet tooth and eat sweets instead of drinking, but obviously that's a lot cheaper than booze. I've saved a decent amount and spent a lot more money on music gear and video games. Life is better without the demon drink.
>>81525361
Maybe I'll have a mocktail or alcohol-free beer to celebrate.

>>81525423
Bet your dad is really proud of you "Alright mate, guess what my lads been up to last week? What's that then? He's been posting drivel on 4chan for 16 hours a day for 7 days in a row!"

Good news for our mark. Bad news for Mitchum.

>>81525439
>He's been posting drivel on 4chan for 16 hours a day for 7 days in a row!

>>81525203
Well its the truth of whats ideal from the religious book i try to follow so its as simple as that
>>81525430
Thts why ppl think smoking helps weight loss cus they quit nd start binge eating to fill the ciggie void.Its xtremely hard to end a addiction without starting another one as well,, for me anyway.Well done nehow.

Am feelin so cute n chuffed with myself today but i cant share tje reasons why yet maybe in a week or 2. Nd am kinda sad cus ill be leasving certain things behind soon that am attached to emotionally. But its for the best.

Frm now on its me nd my fidget spinner against the world nd its gonna work out marvellously.. x

Cant rly expect ppl to be nice to me if am abusing myself n cant be nice to myself.Thats a snapple fact.Some "ppl" are just demons thats angry 24/7 but theres nothing i can do to help that so i cant be concerned with it.

Pray for Ayatollah Khomeini

eva6 is probably lurking once rn posting anonymously

Been pushed suicides all me life x

Just had heart to heart with me pisshead mate.

Truman Show confirmed x

>>81525681
Is this what you said during your WCA

>>81525681
Don't do sui, there's always options.

>>81525701
is 'pisshead mate' and 'smackhead mate' two different people?

Updating TobyNorf with Morcombe

updating Tobysouf with Bexleyheath

>My house got stolen recently
>I was pretty bummed out about it
>But I think the Bomalians who stole it were probably more happy to get it than I am sad to lose it
>So whatever

End of an era x

They say Helper's world has collapsed x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MgXraCB4js

>>81525783
What happened Welper x

I didn't choose to be borns x

Got bullied me x

I've just started mopping up my piss with my socks now. Bending overs just too much effort.

>>81525793

Stood up for England tonight x

End of an era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLZrAi0zrNI

Twats

Bell ends

Nob heads

Sosij jockey

Pillocks

Nancy boys

Swanny could never afford Kapital clothes. Japanese folk luxury is not in his future.

Noncer

Loads of words not posted yet lads. Sad state of affairs it is. Losing our identity.

Moschino

>>81525809
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>>81525819
>>81525823
>>81525825
>>81525830
>>81525840
HHL and his family are more commonly known as...?

>>81525852
Allens

Would like to see Iran conduct a succesful nuclear test desu

>>81525781
>We've already tried that. [The police are] convinced its a tenancy dispute and warned my husband and his brothers that they would be commiting a Breachful Peace if they didn't leave the tenants alone.
Is it even possible to make jokes about the yookay cuck patrol? Anything you could possibly think of they'll have done something more cucked.

Iran launching them missiles though x

Fuck the lot of ya x

NPC scum

>>81525893
Based

>>81525924
We are all loyal subjects of her majesty Kate Middleton

Lots of kino nuked threads on argh slash LegalAdviceYooKay

Bit of Ariana x

Fuck Iran x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Squi8kxchFA

Listen here man. I was bullied in secondary school. I pushed suicide man.

I want to join the navy but bullies have taken that opportunity away from me in life. It's over man.

>>81525950
>Fuck Iran x
Come on lad let's address these differences later, there are bigger fish to fry right now

Just watched that Shiva Baby on Mubi. Good Jewish film that. Have crushed on Rachel Senott since I saw her in Bodies Bodies Bodies. Some cute girl love in this film too. Oh aye.

>>81525971
I was bullied in high school too cause I was a bit of an outcast. It made me hate my life and society and I retreated into MMOs like WoW because people didnt bully me on there.

Director and star together. Fucking love Jewesses.

All I ever dreamed of was joining the navy as a little kid. It's been my lifelong dream.

My bullies stole that dream from me because they destroyed my confidence.

They ruined my life.

>>81526037
Am I the only one who loves girls with jew noses

Nah I love it too as long as it's not too massive. Just the classic jew phenotype does it for me.

>>81526066
>lifelong dream
>never ever applied
Strange behaviour.

Which one of you gooners was this?
No refunds.

I'm not putting these through a chud filter btw, these are just the top posts from the past week or so.

>>81526111
Kek. He should have paid for a custom Blu-ray.. Can't delete that de lid. Sad either way.

>>81526068
The nicest date I ever went on was with a cute Jewish lass. She's why I support Israel still; haven't really had a reason to change my mind since then.

>>81526156
Couldn't date a Jew me. Just couldn't do it.

>>81526143
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
>DVDLad wins again

Why dont you like Jews? Theyre attractive

>>81526165
DVDchad you mean. An Indian who loves Hitler and Jews simultaneously... truly he crosses all taboo.

Dreamcore vibes on tap motherfuckers x

>>81526175
>Why dont you like Jews?
It's difficult to describe, but basically well over a decade of stormfront and /pol/ has scultped my anti-semitism

>They're attractive
Don't particularly think so

>>81526178
>An Indian who loves Hitler and Jews simultaneously
Centrist GOD bringing much-needed nuance.

Irans are just chads, it really is that simple

>>81526193
I'm antisemitic too but I still enjoyed my date. Star-crossed lovers sort of thing. Very Shakespearean.

Up the fucking Toon Squad

Fuck Iran x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQjIG6ya-30

>>81526241
>I'm antisemitic too

>>81526241
Personally my anti-semitism is distinct from my other types of racism

Fucking love the thought of HHL being asked why his neighbours could hear 'Heil Hitler' being screamed and him putting it down to WW2 documentaries

Lmfao Dennis Nedry on them sidelines.

Gwarn lad. Get lad get stuck in x

>>81526256
As in higher or lower? Or of a different nature all together?

>>81526294
A completely different nature. I'm quite racist in general, but of course there are non-whites I get on with quite well. I could literally never befriend a Jew

>>81526301
That's pretty interesting, what do you think about Muslims and Pakistanis in particular?

>>81526267
>Fucking love the thought of HHL being asked why his neighbours could hear 'Heil Hitler' being screamed and him putting it down to WW2 documentaries
fascinating

>>81526267

Pipe down kekmong x

>>81526312
>what do you think about Muslims and Pakistanis in particular?
I think the view of Muslimsin general is skewed by those in Europe, which are the worst Muslims in the world. Muslims outside of Europe are generally alright. Pakis are the worst muslims of all, but from what I've heard those living in Pakistan behave very differently to those in the UK

>>81526191
You ever visit any of the bigger theme parks lid? I been to Disneyland in Paris as a kid.

>>81526321
I'm not having a go, I think it's pretty based you actually do your Hitler routines IRL and wind up your neighbours in the process

I would of worked all me life it wasn't for me autism x

>>81526341
Do you actually have autism? Has anyone ever intervened to get you off the wring and wrugs? They ruined your life it not right.

Is it possible to be autistic and not even realise? Like I'm hopeless when it comes to jobs but I can have a pint down at the pub and chat with people.

>>81526328
>Muslimsin general is skewed by those in Europe, which are the worst Muslims in the world
>from what I've heard those living in Pakistan behave very differently to those in the UK
Agreed on both of these. Almost all migration to the UK has been from the small positively medieval region of Mirpur that even the rest of Pakistan hates.

How it should be x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVAzam1cnWc

>>81526346
Who gives a fuck lmao x

Gets the bennies in though x

>>81526163
I married one lad. She is not into Israel though.

>>81526400
Well fuck that attitude. You should only get bennies if you need them. Seems you're just a grifting alcoholic and proud of it. Some may call you a Chad but I call you a waste of space.

Fuck the lot of ya

Been bullied all me all life

Fuck you x

>>81526193
Coming dangerously close to realising you have been brainwashed and groomed lad

Lmfao fuck britfeel
Fuck the DWP
Fuck Labour
Fuck the Tories

Fuck the lot of ya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6K7waag5Q

>>81526439
No offence but I can see why you have been bullied

I'm never gonna fucking work and even if you screenshot this. I'll just deny it LMFAO x

Fuck you and your family x

33 year old NEET man with no qualifications and no job living at the mummy and daddys

>>81526445
groomed by whom, for what purpose?

I'm on bennies for life and your scumbag family is garn pay for it. So fucking cheers x

>>81526421
You live for his posts your life is grim

>>81526498
I routinely work 12 hours shifts, it's not uncommon for me to work a 15 hour shfit too, and I pay taxes out of my wages. Cheers x

I hope Labour raise taxes on rich pensioners to pay for my fucking bennies.

Fuck the old cunts. Just die already lmao x

>German girl whom I haven't seen in six years
>we spend a magical week together reconnecting
>after we make it official and get into kinks find out she's been doming hardcore bdsm style femboys and trannies for the past two years

I wish I could make this shit up, why are Germans like this. WHY.

There's a difference between "Could you DO a job" and "Could you GET a job"

Obviously HHL could proficiently do some menial task, no interviewer will want someone with his autism in their company.

>>81526508

How it should be. Keep working so I can live x

New money will never see the light. But their ignorance is blissful, so it's all good.

>>81526513
>after we make it official and get into kinks find out
Most people don't show their true selves for a while

>>81526519

Do about it faggot? Report me to the DWP?

I'll just threaten suicide lmfao. I'm fucking untouchable x

>HE WAS A CHUD
>SHE WAS A JEW
>CAN I MAKE IT ANY MORE OBVIOUS
>HE BROWSED THE 'CHAN
>SHE BOMBED IRAN
>WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

>>81526523
I clocked out at 22:30 tonight. It a long day x

>>81526470
Groomed by weird old American men online. To create a useful idiot

Me? I'm playing 5D chess and people can't even see it x

Same seaning tonight is it nappy king?

>>81526538
That implies I'm going against my own interests, to benefit the interests of those weird old American men.

>>81526526
She's schizophrenic so I expected some weird shit, we both laughed it off as I found the image her beating some trannies ass while shouting in german to be pretty funny. But still, I fear her fetish and pray she's 'done' with all that and just wants to be a cute wife.

Wagies work so I can live x

How it is and how it always will be x

People think they are winning because they are beating me at draughts while I'm not even looking at the board, I'm too busy playing chess

>>81526545
Correct yeah. That is exactly how it works

>>81526550
I was on a packed commuter train today, wearing a shirt and tie in this humid weather, you were probably womfy inside eating a wot woodle x

>>81526561
You sound like Gary's economics desu
>I-it's the rich you should be against, not the foreigners!!

Actually I apologize for atangizing wagies tonight.

We're all Brits x

It's mad when I realise I'm in my 30s and I straight up don't know anything lmao. Like no trades and DIY. No office work. I'm basically just worthless.

>>81526551
Go is the real thinking mans game, chess is for sub IQ streamers and old people who think they're still sharp.

based packed commuter train lid

>>81526573
>Actually I apologize for atangizing wagies tonight.
It's alright lad. You're doing us proud, taking our taxes so pakis and boat wogs can't get them x

>>81526572
I am not suggesting you should be against anyone

>>81526575
Bet I could beat you at both x

Some people get groomed with top of the range graphics cards. I get groomed with nazi propaganda.

it not right, I've been short changed x

Wondering whether I should open a beer at 1:38am honestly.

Helper getting done for diddling kids in Flamingo Land. He diddled not one, not two but THREE kiddies. Even shat his nappy while he was mid diddle. Disgusting cretin.

>>81526597
I'm wondering if there is any hope of shifting my sleep schedule back, but Mr Shekelberg gives givving me ridiculously late shifts

Sean "The Infant Annihilator" Allen has been sentenced to 50 years in prison.

I have a confession to make. I am a gaybian. A male lesbian.

>>81526646
are you the real ponceanon or just an imposter?

/britfeel/ chess tournament when? I'll wreck you all 1v1.
None of that Oriental nonsense though.

Sucking Helperlad's vaginal cock's clit to get those sweet and delicate mustard seeds.

>>81526607
How fucked is yours? Been going bed at 4/5am me and waking up at midday. Just NEET things

I AM FUCKING FLAMINGO LAND X

Flamingo Land arcade vibes circa 2004

Pro-Whites know the score x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

x has made a friend
HelperLad has cut off his pisshead and/or smackhead mates (also he is Flamingo Land)
anon is one year sober, good job
different anon is having a nice game of multi-dimensional chess
i'm off the ket for the time being
none of us have lost houses or porn videos

we're all winning

>>81526793
Based dolly-player

>>81526828
all the wee little pawns have fallen into place
just as i planned

I almost let my hate for Balding Andrew consume me

>>81526723
Going to sleep at 2-3 lately. I normally go to bed at 00:05 after wordle resets

>>81526793
>different anon is having a nice game of multi-dimensional chess

I didn't choose be borns

Been bullied all me life x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqPJp7Q7qE

it not right that Clare Grogan didn't come back as Kochanski. not right at all.

>>81526920
here you go lad get a choon down you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aztY_fpjJeQ

>>81526938

Nice choon xx

Let's fucking go boyzzz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7drvhZwPcs

Ibiza trip with my /britfrens/

>>81527037
Ibiza is full of melts lad

>>81527037
we should invite ruthmong

Fuck me lids.

Looks like Iran is gonna surrender to Israel.

End of an era x

Hash brown

>>81527145
Yah just seen the news. Looks like Iran will surrender within the next few hours. It's over.

>>81527153
Lovely image that lad. Thank you for sharing,

Brown hash

FOR THE KING FOR THE LAND FOR THE MOUNTAINS
FOR THE GREEN VALLEYS WHERE DRAGONS FLY
FOR THE GLORY THE POWER TO WIN THE BLACK LORD
I WILL SEARCH FOR THE EMERALD SWORD

Gotten up just now, me

'aven't i

>>81527391
Just gotten up? Bloody hell do you work nights or something lid?

holy shit i could just have anothe rpreregablin

(not fixing)

2 trifles, 2 pints of Dr Pepper and a bag of hula hoops for a late night snack oh aye. Living it lush me.

>>81527523
On them Squares crisps me salt and vinegar flavour x

Damn wikipedia trolls

This fucking guy again

Total war

>>81527746
did they revert your truths?

just woke up, work in 50, slept ok, was a bit hot, the show must go on, i work so hhl doesn't have to

Had a wee cry.Gna sleep.x

>>81527865
>Had a wee cry
Why

All kicked off

2018 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYOjWnS4cMY

>>81527865
hope you sleep well pal

>>81527879
>7 years ago
whaaaat

You jusr wanted make fun of me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14

DO EVER THINK PEOPLE LIKE RISHI SUNAK THINK WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SOMEONE LIKE ME THEY DON'T. THEY JUST WANT TO MAKE FUN OF ME.

>>81527951
Well you do have a comically long neck

A random starving villager in Sudan is more worthy of food than Rishi Sunak.

God is dead x

Evil has won x

A random starving family in Gaza is worth 10x more than Rishi Sunak and his family.

Guess who will starve. Not the Sunaks lmao

Sunaks always win

Poors starve to death lmao x

No empathy towards the rich and their children.

Snuff em all out.

No empathy towards the rich.

Fuck them and their children.

Fuck em all. They want us to die and they wished cancer on us so fuck them. They are evil.

The rich have forced cancer on the poor families of Britain. They are evil. They have forced a lot of people into suicide.

They have a suicide fetish and cancer fetish.

When a working class loser gets cancer.

They are evil x

Poor people get snuffed out early so the rich can live longer

Trump is for this x

Wondering whether i'll be having sex again before WW3 wraps up

The rich are laughing

The working-classes are dying of cancer

Kate enjoys the suffering of poor losers.

She is pure evil. Sexy af though x

Melania Trump and Kate Middleton watching working-class people die so they can live.

Sick fucks x

They are sick fucks

They get off on animal abuse and child abuse

Especially the rich x

No empathy towards the Allan family and its members.

Snuff em all out.

STEP FORWARD THOSE WOULD SERVE

FOR A WORKING-CLASS ARMY WILL BE RAISED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8

>>81528239

Fuck off anti-white fascist

>>81528251
I could easily beat you up

Sunderland Station.

One hour x

LET'S NOT STAND CEREMONY HERE

MY ALLISON

HHL LOYALISTS IN FULL CONTROL OF SUNDERLAND X

TELL THE AMERICANS AND EU TO FUCK OFF. THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH US.

DISPERSE OR BE FIRED UPON

ALL INTERNATIONAL FORCES MUST LEAVE SUNDERLAND AT ONCE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3WythosU_E

The Black Flag of Unwomfiness was seen rising over Flamingo Land.
Helpers World not garn fuck about.

fella from ireland won the euromillions

>US teacher facing 52 more charges for sexually assaulting, grooming 15 year old student
corr she can sexually assault me anytime x

We all are slaves to the same masters.

Comrades I'm sorry x

>>81528434
everybody calm down, we all want the same thing the bad guys however..

>>81528451

Fucking hell was garn beddingtons now but now I have to play that clip

got the shits de lads, high alert

Hey everyone x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKMdAccrM1M

But sadly... well... the bad guys, they don't think like us x

I know some of you are a little upset about this little war between Israel and Iran.

Well sadly... the bad guys... they don't think like us.

Who are the bad guys?

My point is friends.

We all have the same goals.

What goals?

>UK politicians propose ban on pimping websites
No prossies for you lads

It's going to be a scorcher today lads. Went to put the bins out and found this lid half melted on the pavement begging for a calippo or a jubbly. Kept asking me if his legs were still salvageable after I gave him a Fab lolly but I didn't have it in my heart to tell him the truth. Hope this fren doesn't belong to one of you lot.

>>81529201
Well after the last one melted on a Lilt run I thought I would give this little tard an easier opportunity to prove himself by getting me a Woolworths air fan.

nob eds

>>81529475
ill ave you

Briefcase wanker

So hungry but no food in the hovel. I must venture out

>>81529201
Dosent look like it up norf. Cold and gray skies. Hope it stays this way I hate the summer heat.

Think Ive got sleep deprivation lads. Getting 4 hours of sleep per night throughout the day and major headaches all the time. Not good.

im a woman and been posting here since 2019 but never made a trip

>>81529550
The New York Times, citing its sources, reports that Iran is preparing to strike US military bases in the Middle East if Washington joins the fighting, in connection with which the Pentagon has put US troops on high alert at bases across the Middle East, including the UAE, Jordan and Saudi Arabia.

>>81529569
Somebody upset they don't get enough attention, eh BN.

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