>>81894909
Put 1.79 on a greyhound race just to use the toilet in the bookies and get rid of some small change. It lost, and I'm feeling so tilted now

>>81786262
Just woke up

Called in sick, no waging for me today

>>81723043
He seems to have abandoned quite a lot of us lately

>>81719922
>no one here would care if you choked on your vomit
I would. I'm a Helper loyalist

Someone's been in the toilet for 13 minutes and counting

Rally hate cunts who spend half an hour on a jet wash

>>81643538
Nah garn play chess with my uncle, then Meeting that 40yo black woman after

Getting a little bored of the Malverns but might garn Malvern tomorrow to try to get sub-30 then call it a day

Need to sort out that sleep apnea too. Was having a nice dream where I was at an ice skating rink and Crossy was the DJ, and suddenly woke up flailing about choking

>>81633136
This really made me smile lad.

>talking to some woman
>She asks me a question
>respond within seconds
>No reply

Had a little nap, oh aye

Evens and I get a hotel in Shrewsbury

>>81545257
You can take the A5, worst road in the UK by a fucking mile

Garn be without mobile signal for a while. Reduced drivel for the next 8 hours

Last 2 digits is the percentage chance I call mountain rescue

>>81530491
Deanos are generally iPhonemaxxed. There care a lot about brands and the women they associate with tend to care about brands too

>>81524444
My dad was obsessed about seeding on Limewire, not only for our seed ratio, but he thought it was the morally correct thing to do. The PC would be left on 24/7 uploading basically

3.50 for a small Ice cream in Greenwich park

>>81510355
Lad have you seen the M6 south? Fucking hell avoid if possible

My entire day has been determined by some dubs I got earlier this afternoon

Finished children of men. A bit disappointing really