Average Brit edition

Thinking about getting aircon in my flat. Bit expensive though

>>81542751
Might be on the summit. I can actually see the summit from here and there's a long queue alread

>>81542757
You got me lad. You'll be paying for my hotel soon x

eva6's sweaty knickers

SSM's sweaty anus

One more day until Friday, goys. Then you can spend all your hard earned shekels in a pathetic attempt to capture some kind of freedom that has eluded you for the past week. Almost there

Having to walk home amongst school girls

>>81542846
Listening to them laugh. Looking at them hoping the wind blows up their skirts and you get a nice glance at their knickers x

Crossys sweat tights
Cheekas sweaty armpits

Oh aye

Hello fembot, the weather might be bad but you've raised my spirits considerably. shall we sally forth into the urban foliage?

>>81542874
Crossed the road because because I felt awkward af

>>81542786
>hard earned
today at my civil service job I
>turned up late
>did 1 hour of work
>went to the cafe and ended up sleeping on one of the sofas
>did 30 minutes of work
>ate sushi
>did another 30 mins
>went home early

tomorrow I will
>wfh
>do 0 work
>play vidya and get paid

oh it is lush de lids lushlingtons indeed

>>81542902
How did you pass the weird CS interviews? I started to apply for a CS job then when I realised there's like 5 interviews and you have to stay specific things that align with some kind of plan they follow, I just gave up. My experience and history should be enough. I shouldn't have to read up a fucking guide on how to apply or follow this retarded STAR method or whatever

>>81542759
got one of those that vent out the window
feels great sitting in my 18c living room at night not sweating my nads off

>>81542940
>be me
>me bee
>buzz buzz
>finish masters
>no drivers loicense because spastic
>get on the UC
>start driving
>cant go into me field until I get this done
>UC tell me because im such a special lad they'll put me on a sivil cervix bootcamp
>17 jobs for 20 doleites
>2 weeks, interview at the end
>interview is piss easy, 3 mins of asking me if I can use excel and if im not completely retarded
>give me the job
>spend from jan to may waiting for my security clearances because ive been given one security clearance lower than counter terror

thats that, got me loicense but im just chilling with this job for a bit because its easy as fuck, 2.1 grand a month suits me alright. Bypassed all the bullshit, was talking to a bloke today who said he waited 12 months to get cleared because he went in the traditional way, suppose they just needed the bodies and i landed butter side up

Corr, an expensive accident.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtM3jjLP7AE

>>81543005
Damn that's mad. Maybe I should just go on UC and tell them to get me into the CS. Maybe they can pull some strings

Garn take a little restington

>>81542846
It's not a problem.
Unless you get thirsty looks.
>>81542901
Then do this. Go home and take a cold shower and meditate like a Vulcan hahaha.

>>81543065
I thought those posts were you Lollers haha

>TFW no GILF Carol Kirkwood GF

>>81543065
>It's not a problem.
Based Hebe enjoyer

>>81543081
Nuh, not me. I like the sweatingpepe lad, if it's one lad. He's funny.
How are you and all lads, are you coping with the heat?
I had some trouble sleeping last night so I was up late shitposting on /pol/ and I made the last /britfeel/ thread. Feel knackered now and hope to sleep well tonight.

After yous were on about it all day on here yday i forgot my spf50 today,i lit never forget it,,I was in such a rush n panic about the dentist i jst had a shower n ran out the door nd its when i got to the bus stop i tohought fuck fuck fuck.ITs jst on willyweather it says moderate UV today but it says 5.3 which is only 0.7 away from 6 which is High. I was chasing the shade nd googling How painful is skin cancer nd jst feeling down in the dumps about it.I jst hate when i forget things.ITs like when i lost my phone its not about the thing itself its the principle it upsets me.The damage is done now nehow.Am rubbing everything with aftersun.Need a lie down big time.

Arthurian legends.

Beowulf. Saxon stories. Ecclesiastical history of the English people by the Venerable Bede. King Alfred.

Beowulf. Chaucer. Shakespeare. Marlowe. William Blake. Dickens. Orwell.

Neil Gaiman seemed like such a nice guy. So bizarre the things he did.

The lassie in tesco wanted ID for my wee nicotine patches n i showed her my vintage 1992 driving license n shes like that "wow" "take it as a compliment" "am born in 98 haha" am blushing n i was thinking of this thread n how fuming the haggard anon would be if he could be there in that moment nd i was thinking how if i wanted to feel good i could lit just spend a day going from shop to shop buying paracetamol or something but am not particularly fussed about it myself deep down its more of a inconvenience like when i got ID'd at the door of the horseshoe bar and then ID'd again at the bar itself so that was twice int he same establishment its more of a obstacle to social anxiety and its also quite embarrassing in certain places but its just the way it is the crazy thing is imagine how i would look if it wasnt for the suicidal stress my whole life n the binge drinking n all the rest of it on top ill just take it as a compliment like my new pal that was born in the year 1998 told me to thats what ppl tell me so thats what ill do

90 percent of the posts in here these days are just made up crap from the same 4 weird schizos. Time for me to leave I think.

That lassie was born same yr as pokemon first movie.98 sounds recent to me but its not really.
>>81543161
>made up
Cope

Haggard anon chooses to believe anything he doesnt like is a fantasy story as if these mundane events is the best i could come up with if it was made up you fucking tube

Time for you to put your dentures in more like

He's so scared of socialising. Every day he has cute little chats with random members of the public. They're all cute younger women and they constantly compliment him on how young he looks. You couldn't make it up. Except you could lol.

Good evening crossydresser xxx
Hope you're repressing those lady feelings of yours xxx

[poster] [desirable sexual trait to me]

1 aff 77 88 99 dubs
>>81543224
More cope for you x

Has anyone talked about the weather yet? Been out since morning.. it bloody hot innit??

As soon as she said that "i was born in 98" my mind instantly went to you n how raging you would be.I cant even lie.It lifted my mood a bit after dentist trauma.

Mak enjoying a cold wider in the sun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgR42qzE0p8

Fan on full blast, cold lemon and lime drink.
>Contact
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118884/
Upscaled 3840x1600

Bussin frfr.

It's so fucking hot man

>>81543294
On that wapple and waspberry meself

>>81543250
You still on the disposable vapes lad? I had to get a new conttraption, my last 1's screen cracked. Still works, but need a new one. Got some really nuice liquid with it, kiwi passion fruit guava ice. Corr.

Choon time methinks, and a spliff, oh yeah.

>>81543294
Farmfoods squash for me. 24.5 degrees but I'm not hot.

>>81543294
For me it's Pepsi max lime with plenty of ice.
Lush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj9Sv1JpmPs

why do they always post with dragon maid or made in abyss etc characters?
strange.

Wop's sweaty tits

>>81543313
Thats the elfbar one i fink?Sounds familiar.Am aff vaping mate since i fink 2 days ago was the last one.Couple of days neway.Am on nicotine patch.Thats all.I fink one day at the weekend or nxt week ill get up in the morning n see what its like not putting that on.I feel a lot better for it desu already.I would recommend.I know its hard though.Nd its less bad if youre moderate.I was vaping every day for years.Give me headaches n stuff thats clearing up a bit now.I miss it lowkey of course but aye.

>>81542955
Dunno if my landlord would be happy with a pipe hanging out of my window. I was told I must not have a sky dish installed when I moved it too.

>>81543061
Where did you get these shoes >>81542551?? This is not a shitpost, I genuinely a pair

>>81543412
Primark

It would have felt so nice to get home today n start vaping but yeah oh well.I guess ppl that dont smoke n vape dont have that pleasure and they live dont they.The dentist said vaping is bad forl your teeth.They say that about everything thou tbf.

>>81543376
Nice. I used patches in the past, but last time I used them I had a weird reaction to them, might have been the adhesive substance?
Good on you lad, you're doing well.
No the liquid brand was edge.

I HATE BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS

I HATE BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS

I HATE BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS

I HATE BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS

I HATE BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS

THIS IS A SMALL VILLAGE TRAIN STATION YOU FUCKING CUNTS

SORRY FOR SPAMMING THE THEAD.

>>81543412
Mountain warehouse

Oh fuck me, YouTube ads as well.

>>81543454
Thanks xx u mean like a wee red rash on your arm?I get that a bit.ITs not painful or anything though.But i read(listened) to this book."Easy Way to Quit Vaping".Allen carr.Am not doing an advert,,just saying i think its worth trying if when you ever feel like it.x

>>81543484
uBO my dude

>>81543501
Yeah, I get it but I'm not gonna walk up to a load of teenagers and say.

"Guys, if you want your steaming of Lil Baby and D-Block to be interrupted, you need to try using Firefox with an extension."

>TWF I get the piss beaten out of me.

>>81543534
Use Brave Browser no ublock or firefox need

>pay review came in
>cheeky extra 140 quid take home a month even after tax man has raped me blind
Rolling in it lads

Genuinely makes me sad seeing how many hot women ruin themselves with shite tattoos

>>81543573
It's the teenagers with their speaker. I'm not a cuck to ads.

>>81543591
Doesn't matter though does it, they still get sex regardless and I don't

>>81543573
Brave has too much crypto meme shite embedded in it

>>81543608
chrome flags to disable itall

>>81543605
That sounds like a you problem de lad

>>81543453
I'll be real I have drunk almost exclusively pepsi max as my primary source of hydration for about 15 years now, and been a binge drinker of lager through plenty of that.
Saw a dentist for the first time in over 10 years a couple months back.
"nothing wrong m8 maybe just see a hygienist sometime"

so i dunno what they're on about seems like teeth are fine

>>81543605
Well any woman can get sex on tap. That ain't news.

>>81543587
It lush because if your budget is fine now then that's all spare money to spend

>>81543658
Aye I already save enough each month to not have to worry so thats some more dosh for beers or random purchases I don't need.

Saw a guy today who was wearing an animal tail. The fuck is that all about?

>>81543694
Everytime you see shit like that (or a troon) they're just parading their fetish in public as an act of humiliation

>He doesn't wear an animal tail whilst out and about

>>81543700
the troons i always see are just fucking tragic though, usually failing to pass so hard its uncanny valley
a furry can just take off the tail and fit back in

Made it to Canada de lads

Oh fugg

KFC for din dins. Got that OG wrap meal with some hot chicken wings with that classic gravy. It lush x

>>81543713
sure, but just giving you the rational. I was in Manc and saw a bunch of weirdos wearing those fetish dog masks and it wasnt even during poop-flu month either

>>81543720
Luckily the crash has happened at the same time I need to put chips in the oven, noice (didn't need to find services to pull over in)

>>81543623
When u last have a eye test.Thats the other one i need to do.x been a few yrs

>>81543675
Exactly, perfect situation desu

>>81543729
the spacker tray needs a clean

>>81543729
Last time I got KFC delivered, it arrived cold.

>>81543492
Yeah a big patch though, and my pores seemed weird. Can also get a thing called an inhalator, or something.

>>81543741
Couple years ago, they still said I was fine really. I stare at screens nearly 18 hours a day so it cant be that bad.
Again that was after like 10 odd years of not bothering, but I had a health issue the doctors wanted to rule out vision for.

Didn't need fillings from the dentist, didn't need glasses from the opticishy, I'm a perfect specimen besides all the other stuff

Post by and of me shipanon at the summit of Mount Snowdon/Yr Wyddfa on 19 June 2025

Time: 4 hours 8 minutes

Corr that wrap was lush and I mean LUSH x

I like the BBQ twister wrap

>>81543720
You've lost your job

>>81543720
that'll buff out m8

all right pals did an all-nighter but did non-/britfeel/ stuff (sorting food, sorting drugs) and now it's 6.30 p.m. what the hell.
haven't caught up with the last thread, just this one.

crosslad, how did your dentist appointment go? link to post(s) if any?

>>81543534
lol this would actually be pretty funny. i mean maybe the teenagers would go, "whoa this sick techno-anorak muthafucka knows his shit, fr fr," and slap you a high five.
you WOULD be teaching them how to bypass ads on YouTube. (although i've noticed on other machines, YouTube is getting clever/annoying about it.)

Ruthmong sweating his bollocks off in his tiny Hastings boxroom.

>>81543838
He actually has a rather spacious room.

>>81543828
>(although i've noticed on other machines, YouTube is getting clever/annoying about it.)
They get annoying about it for like a week until ubo slaps it back down.
I had a pop up like "seeing interruptions? disable your adblock!!!" but they did actually let you close it and watch the shit.

I'd watch their ads if they weren't all so fucking annoyingly long. I remember back a decade ago they weren't that bad from what I can recall. Like they were always skippable or mega short.

greasy goyslop eaten off a minging spacker tray
he living lush x

Bought more Galaxy Minstrels lads

Got the smaller 1.66 share bag this time

>>81543873
>share bag
Wish they wouldnt put that, makes me feel both guilty and depressed as I guzzle the whole thing like a minstrels slut

>>81543858
any other buzzwords buddy?

>>81543879
>TFW no friends to share Galaxy Minstrels with

>>81543873
bit racist those sweets. shouldn't they have a little more sensitive name like Jesters or Choccy Bards?

>>81543884
Is mong a buzzword

Prefer basic Schweppes Lemonade me. Tasty and low calorie compared to rola cola

>>81543700
Proper freak behaviour wearing that in public.

>>81543891
Come over lad, we'll share some Minnys and have a go on the PS1

>>81543899
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minstrel?useskin=vector
Why do you think its racist?

>>81543899
Pick your battles mate, go after the finnish black liquorice first

>>81543919
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minstrel_show

Not right. Black people no doubt feel marginalised when they see Minstrels. They changed Uncle Bens to just Bens, its time we consider a more thoughtful name for the sweet.

>>81543891
Means more for you de lid

>>81543858
>greasy goyslop eaten off a minging spacker tray
>he living lush x
melty

>>81543847
>I had a pop up like "seeing interruptions? disable your adblock!!!" but they did actually let you close it and watch the shit.
yeah i get this one sporadically. and tbf the video does seem to be buffering, feels old-school.

also in private browsing sometimes it does that web 3.0 thing (or whatever we're on) where it displays the video frame and then everything around it is placeholder elements, weird blocks where the other text/content should be. even if the video then just starts playing, which you'd think is the most bandwidth-intensive part of a video site.

wish the web standards boffins had codified that the web has to be simple. e.g. if code isn't simple and human-readable, it just won't be rendered by a browser. so fucking fix it. if a page is bloated with shite (looking at you, Fandom) it's not standards-compatible: no browser renders it = no revenue 4 u.

>>81543930
>Black people no doubt feel marginalised when they see Minstrels
If they do then they should grow a fucking pair.
I don't have a melty when I see milk buttons

Cat died

>>81543912
Would genuinely enjoy that, minny fren x

>>81543949
That's just cos Google wants to be on the cutting edge shit as much as possible. I assume they're on some crazy cutting edge JS framework that renders placeholders then loads the content async as apparently its "soooo good for users!!!!" to save you staring at a black screen for a while.
I've seen it act real weird when I do private, its almost like only the video buffering loads but then it goes "oh shit" and demands cookies from me and eventually remembers there's more to load.

tl;dr I just assume their tech stack is the bleeding edge and they're always flashy first and functional second

>>81543959
My apu died earlier. Not rite.

>>81543960
got some bangers for you m8
and lots more not-bangers

never thought to do this before because my brain is stuck in the 2000s, but i've disabled SOME of the stupid JavaScript shite on 4chan that does my head in. Quick Reply box can stay, we're cool now.

Export Settings, i now have a bookmark to get back to /britfeel/ing... but WHY ISN'T THERE A 'Style: ' SETTING? aaaa.

Finished the job in time for tea, how nice.
>>81543823
Nope, and the company paid for repairs (contract job as I restarted the game).
>>81543827
Shekelberg copped for the bill.

>>81543962
yeah i tuned out of any web design/development shit around then: everyone was going on about how THEIR JavaScript framework is like, totes minimalist and fast.
i was always stuck wondering why have those in the first place? props to the d*rk w*b for showing that sites can work perfectly fine even with JavaScript completely disabled. no nodeJS or React or whatever we're on now.

of course it all gets integrated and now HTML5 video may as well be Flash (remember when you could wait for a whole video to buffer, on YouTube? you know how <video> tags are right-clickable so you can download the video?)

i do not like this Web Worker/infinite scroll/login wall/.webp world we're living in.

You lads that are NEETs, how old are you?

>>81543965
Still got my PS1 at my parents house, along with a box full of games.

>>81543986
everything I do is like 5 years behind the current hot topic and honestly it works just fine
i know why they use them but i feel like half the time its for the benefit of being able to have less experienced devs more complicated shit

dont need to understand JS promises if the framework does it all for you, and you can just type components like HTML and load in whole complex shit

>>81544002
thats how i got these ones lmao
took a while to get the ps1 running again, had to clean the lens and also buy like 2 adapters just to get it running

>>81544016
Nice. I know for a fact I no longer have the original controller. Would need to get one on eBay. May well go collect it this weekend. Summit to do

People speaking Welsh thinking I can't understand them kek I can't

My said I looked like the Milkybar Kid so I slapped that little green mong right in the mouth. Won't have my pondspawn give me lip.

>>81544068
Your apu

>>81544063
popty ping

Riffratz got his channel terminated kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T8f9QDvv9M

Budvar Dark Lager, 1.70 from from Home Bargains. It lush but I well and truly conked out now. One extra beer too many

heat exhaustion doing a number on me today

>>81544125
seaside army always wins
r r r riffratz

>>81544125
surprised it wasn't some bullying/abuse/privacy thing, or people discussing ongoing police cases.

>defencecosmickittylive
wonder if this handle is a red herring/false flag, or some actual defender of the nudist lady.

oh well. at least he has his OWN drama for a bit. if YouTube actually had mods, i'd support this all getting nuked. and the guy getting permabanned. unable to watch videos, even. also, he goes to jail.

>>81544136
Forecast 31 degrees and cloudy here in Loughborough tomoz. It is going to be muggy as fuck.

>>81544063
I live in Thailand and I cannot speak Thai (only basic).
When Thai people start speaking around me and I sus out they are speaking about me. I smile and say POM KHAOJAI KHUN (I understand you) and stare and them.


The horror on their faces is priceless even though I actually have no idea what they say.

>>81544136
doing a number on most people i reckon
it was actually fucking cooler at midday here, its stonking now

>>81544125
Fucks sake, Cloutier is a cunt but there were some classics archived on that channel

>>81544160
>I live in Thailand

>>81544167
Is RR Cloutier?

Please please please God protect me from ugly skin n let me be cute forever n no skin cancer nd as well keep my sister healthy after she was in a&e w/ a kidney infection the other night which albeit they were gna keep her in overnight at first but then she was ok after antibiotics n stuff on a drip but it still makes me worried nd as well keep my mammy n my wee cat safe n healthy n ill do anything for you.xx

>>81544180
Craggles runs most of the anti-SSM channels

>>81544181
There was some guy today who was just red raw. My arms and legs were already tanned so I was alright

>NEW: Trump will allow 2 more weeks for diplomacy before deciding on US strike in Iran, White House says - CNN

NEW: Trump will allow 2 more weeks for diplomacy before deciding on US strike in Iran, White House says - CNN

>>81544181
he aint real
if you need proof just go to hull

>>81544203
>NEW: I couldn't give a fucking shit - Me

NEW: I couldn't give a fucking shit - Me

>>81544213
You would if Trump was bombing your town

Ruth will be getting sweaty in bed with Will during the next few nights

>>81544125
RiffRunt the content vampire destroyed by Seaside Army. We are on the beaches, the benches and in the pub gardens.

>>81544221
He isn't though. In fact what you posted has fuck all to do with britain, which is what the thread is about.
If I wanted to be vomited news I dont give a shit about I'd find it myself. Fuck off.

Went on woliday in last month so this heat feels moderate in comparison, had my blinds down all day, fan on now

It just about ok and I do mean ok

>>81544229
How do you know he won't bomb you town

A good day for the SSA. Oh aye

>>81544235
I'm in the middle of nowhere and we don't have any oil or nukes.

>>81544125
>>81544224
>content vampire

Turning point for me was when he watermarked videos. It not right.

>>81544239
Why do they all have deformed faces?

>>81544203
>2 more weeks
He response to a potential war is shitposting

>Update

Trump has been briefed on both the risks and the benefits of bombing Fordo, Iran's most heavily secured nuclear facility, and his mindset is that disabling it is necessary because of the risk of weapons being produced in a relatively short period of time, sources say.
Trump is aware of the diplomatic effort being undertaken with EU officials meeting with the Iranian foreign minister in Switzerland on Friday.
John Ratcliffe, the CIA director, has said in closed-door settings that Iran is viewed as being very close to possessing nuclear weapons, despite the official line from the intelligence community that Iran's leadership hasn't given a formal order to build bombs, according to multiple sources.
Ratcliffe has said claiming Iran isn't close would be similar to saying football players who have fought their way to the one-yard line don't want to score a touchdown, one U.S. official said.

Does Riffy not realise he new channel will receive the same fate?

I feel at a pure loose end not vaping.I dnt know what to do with my hands.This is how ppl that dont vape n smoke have been living this whole time.This is a normal experience for most ppl.Not vaping n stuff.

>>81544247
The SSA are a unique bunch... no bulli

>>81544247
Seaside are salt of the earth people.

>>81544248
>>81544203
Is 2 more weeks the time it takes to get the navy there to encircle the biggest gas field in the world?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Pars/North_Dome_Gas-Condensate_field

>>81543015
Lad even your PS3 will need to go online when the clock battery dies if it hasn't already. All downloaded games require time for DRM or they won't launch. Setting the clock manually won't do anything for DRM... Sony doesn't want people setting the clock back in time to play ps+ expired games or give wrong trophy times. It has to get the authentic time from Sony's aging NTP server.

>>81544248
>He response

>>81544264
Most other people have other shit. I never smoked but I bite the fuck out on my nails.

>>81544200
Some ppl just defy belief walking away from shade n staring up at the sun like theyve got a death wish i seen a few

>>81544284
Think a fidget spinner that u can put in your mouth would go a long way

Gotta give the browns some credit. Their clothes work better in the heat than ours do.

>>81544300
hopefully that takes off so i can tell the lasses and lads my dick is a fidget spinner if they need it

Can't decide what to spaffingtons to

>>81543729
>The spacker tray
>The spacker carpet
Kek

Too much tasks to do and not enough time. Starting to wind me up a bit desu desu

>>81544308
He's at his flat. Not that unexpected.

>>81544223
I really don't think it will last with him. He's gonna move onto a blonde stacey when the opportunity arises. You just know her little british rose heart is gonna get broken someday because she wanted a deano boyfriend.

Might get myself a spakka tray. Make it out a nice piece of white oak

>>81544277
this is so hilariously stupid.
why the hell did people ever tolerate this? and they're the ones BUYING the games!

genuinely think there ought to be a "if the servers go offline, all the DRM stuff stops" clause. maybe even an end-of-life patch where it gets removed. and it's required, REQUIRED BY LAW.

>>81544312
Care home, not flat. Everything other than his boxroom is communal

>Trump wants to pursue diplomacy, "but believe me, the president is unafraid to use strength if necessary. And Iran and the entire world should know that the United States military is the strongest and most lethal fighting force in the world, and we have capabilities that no other country on this planet possesses
>entire world should know that the United States military is the strongest and most lethal fighting force in the world, and we have capabilities that no other country on this planet possesses

Why are Americans like this lad?

didnt realise this thread had a fucking automatic news feed about US news built in

Finished off those minnys. Glad I got the smaller bag now. I clearly have no self control

He's only allowed knives and forks in the communal areas. Notice how he's always having 'wustlers' late at night. He can't be trusted around cutlery. x

>>81544285
I was desperately searching for shade today. I'm going to ache like never before tomorrow

*sticks a finger up an apuettes arsehole and spins it round like a basketball*

>>81544334
This is Trump doing the best he can. He obviously doesn't want to get involved but has to say to Bibi "Sure sure, I'll be a good goy and get involved, in 2 more weeks"

Probably a direct dog whistle to /pol/

The Apu barely pulled in a fiver today on the QMEE's so I've sent that immense green mongoloid out onto the street to melt, I will hose whats left of him into the drains later on. Freak is going through 29 cornettos a day, not anymore!
We'll see who's having a 'melty' now.

>>81544325
It sucks. I'm at peace with it. PC is the only viable long-term way to maintain a library. Sony apparently fixed this with PS4 but not the PS3. They only update PS3 to fix exploits and Blu-ray keys.

I wouldn't take advantage of a drunk ruth. I just couldn't be that kind of lad.

>>81544388
You need to get your apu a bra

Need a new game to play. Want something that isn't too long and with solid gameplay. Under 20 hours preferably

>>81544369
If I go out with intense sunlight, my skin literally causes me intense pains like someone is setting fire to it. As a kid I had to stay under trees a lot.

>>81544403
Little Kitty, Big City

>>81544403
Assassin's Creed Odyssey is fun.

>>81544403
GAAAAAAAAAAAAYMEN. STOP IT

>>81544417
Read that as 'Little Kitty, Big Clitty'

>>81544424
Never been a fan of those. Last one I played was ac3 I think. Generally not a Ubisoft lad desu. Thanks for the recommendation tho

Dinner time at B towers. Double burgers and chips with a pint of Wr. Wepper. ON TAP. Oh it lush.

>>81544440
The B-Lad Banquet

>>81543729
Spackerslop

>>81544403
last game like that i truly enjoyed, as the stereotypical tired game, was Arkham Knight
if you dont mind the game being mostly typing, Cryptmaster was an absolute fucking blast and i basically 100%'d it in just under 20 hours but really its closer to 10 or 15 depending how deep you go

>>81544440
Trump likes Maccy Ds

>>81544440
>Double burgers

>>81544451
>as the stereotypical tired game
gamer*
the game aint tired, i am

>>81544440
That actually looks really tasty lad.

I couldn't eat two burgers in one sitting though KEK

wops is streaming her vidya in her sweaty boxroom right now. bet she's got all her clothes off except panties. fucking mental that playing vidya in this heat.

>>81544465
the lad's like 50 stone what do you expect

>>81544451
Was Arkham knight the one after city? I liked asylum and city a lot but stopped playing knight. Think there was so much to do on the map it overwhelmed me desu
That was a log time ago. Might revisit it.

>>81544478
they're called knickers

>>81544488
panties sounds better

The face of a man who'll never leave hospital. He's too unwell, he's got terminal falloveritis.

>>81544487
So I did the exact same. Knight was the one with the car everyone hated, but honestly it's not that bad.
I think City is marginally better, but honestly Knight was still a great game where I wanted to do all the side content. The core bamham formula just tickles me the right way even if the game isnt as tight as the previous ones.

>>81544488
They are called crackers in the B household.

>>81544440
It your world Blad x

Windows? Open.
Fan? On.
Cold drink? Sipped
Computer? Dusted
Yes, it's time to post.

>>81544495
It really doesn't. Sounds like some gay kiddy shit, like "poop"

>>81544506
trust you to name them after food, eh?

>>81544506
>named after a food
Of course

>>81544488
Prefer the japanese term.

>>81544517
>>81544520
shit lad our banter is too samey

>>81544525
>Prefer the japanese term
Which is?

>>81544517
>>81544520
I think its a northern thing. We have called underpants, boxer shorts knickers crackers for as long as I can remember.

>>81544499
Same company that went on to make suicide squad too isn't it? Talk about a fall from grace

>>81544540
I think I've heard the term 'under crackers' before, but not just 'crackers' lol

wops' period stained knickers

Or keks. Thats another one.
>Eyy Ah! Mam! Where are me keks!

Having a few weers with me neighbour Steve. Drinking them steinhausers from Aldi. They are lush x

>>81544317
He seems very proud of Ruth and likes to show her off. He posts loads of photos of them together.

Mayo monkeys

>>81544542
Yeah but its like most old game studios where the actual talent left ages ago. See Bungie, Obsidian, etc.
It was still when they had all the talent and people who seemed to genuinely love batman as a character.

The story is stupid, like 90% of it could be resolved by "Bruce just having a conversation with someone", but you aint there for the plot.

>>81544547
Yeah thats it. Crackers is short for under crackers. Haha.

Look I'm fucking lonely alright

>>81544558
>steinhausers
Proper bargains them. They are actually proper German brewed Dortmunder lagers.

>>81544575
who here fucking aint mate, get over it

>Steve


Why is Sean cheating on Mark his idol?

>>81544560
It's just love bombing. I bet he hasn't even come up with a creative present for her birthday and christmas. He probably can't even remember her dog's name.

>>81544582
Mark banned Sean from his live chat. He'll never meet his idol now.

>>81544583
She would be far better off with a guy like you.

>Billionaire Telegram founder leaves his 'GBP17billion' fortune to his '106 children' conceived naturally and via sperm donation

The billionaire founder of messaging platform Telegram will leave his fortune of to the more than 100 children he has fathered.

WHAT THE?

>>81544580

Aye they lush de lid. Will be getting them again. Volkshalle scene vibes x

>>81544581
I'm more lonely than you are

>>81544604
Nah she wouldn't like an older stinky lad with no life.

>>81544614
Good luck with that bet mate

Wizza and webab with Pirates of the Caribbean 2. Oh aye.

>>81544497
Got a kek out of me this post de lad. But he is the archetypal victim of learned helplessness. It not right

>>81544558
>>81544611
Have you tried the new Aldi ABDL nappy range little lad?

>>81544497
He likes the qt Filipino nurses looking after him. Loneliness does things to a man's psyche.

Scoliosis lass is probably with her boyfriend now. Now that's definitely a lad who won't break her heart.

>listening to an album made by one sad scottish laddie during COVID about how he wants to fucking die
>he's 6 years younger than me

Take the power back

>>81544662
What about Turkish lass?

>>81544662
Are any of your baes single?

Hey, straight white men, pass the power! (funded by straight white male taxpayers)

>>81544693
they got you lol

>>81544673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKSNABST4b0&list=RDqKSNABST4b0&start_radio=1

>>81544611
8 drinks only or we going full meltdown later?

bag time for me tonight if thats alright with you de lads it thursday x

>>81544702
No more lies!

I support American intervention against Iran.

Time for total war against the Ayatollahs x

Ruth having sexual intercourse with her boyfriend in the missionary position.

>>81544713
>bag time for me tonight

>>81544693
saw that kinda shit in bristol all the time
the first time i visited it before moving there, they had flags in the city centre that said basically "RAPE IS BAD"
cheers lads, I was really pro-rape until i saw some fabric in the city centre, really changed my life for sure, fucking tards

>>81544726
I support you finally getting sex

Bristol mentioned
Best city in the UK x

>>81544681
She's quite protective of him. It's clear she's only using him for her naturalisation as a British citizen.

>>81544683
Nope. Even me mental lass is dating some older guy in his 30s.

>>81544726
What is Steve's opinion on the Israel /Iran situation

>>81544727
Is that why she's not had a beer today?

>>81544751
What about Emily? She is single afaik

>>81544683
Most women are in relationships I've noticed. The ones that aren't are single by choice or only recently broken up.

>>81544750
Really wasnt mate, lots of good shit but lots of bad
I had to walk through St George on the regular and it might as well have been "spot the heroin overdose passed out on a bench" or "alkies in the wetherspoons at 10am hands shaking until they sip the whiskey"

squeezing HHL's long but soft neck as you pound his tight mackem bussy

My wife and I live in a large, luxurious house. Meanwhile for you, everything other than your boxroom is communal.

>>81544762
She goes on online dating. I expect she's after mr perfect like most females.

>>81544788
>a large, luxurious house
Proof?

>>81544735

Last night I had experienced virgin humiliation in my dreams. It not right.

>>81544755

Steve reckons it will lead to WW3 but he isn't that well informed on the whole situation. He basically gets all his news from the likes of BBC and ITV News. Proper boomeroid.

>>81544790
She's technically a 'gamer girl'. Probably has very high standards

Lucked into an important delivery. Big day for the company, will hopefully put weebie delivering on the map.
Radio off, concentrate time.

>>81544811
Whereas you get all your news from random anonymously-run X accounts

People have always treated me like a special kind of person, in a good way. They've all treated you like a special school student.

The Mrs is on her fookin period again :(

>>81544822
ACTIVATE YOUR WINDOWS NOW

>>81544822
>Activate windows
Corr pirating windows in 2025

I get all my news from Helper desu
wouldn't know what was going on if people didn't post it in here

>>81544822
Saaaar! Activate the Vindows

>>81544822
Corrrr a fellow ETSer get in there

State of them doodles. Imagine needing to be reminded of your dad's birthday. All this bint does is travel constantly and get tattoos. She'd be slitting her wrists if she had to actually work and not rely on her rich family.

ETS2 lads, we should play the multiplayer mod and form a convoy

going to bed now, early shift tomorrow innit i work so hhl doesn't have to

>>81544837
That's why every married man should own a Fleshlight

2 more weeks of Iran FAFO'ing Israel on the menu boys

>>81544871
Come on lad. You know he doesn't like you posting the pic of him and Page.

>>81544869
I'd be up for that over the weekend.

You never have to "activate" GNU/Linux.

>>81544871
She's smiling because she can smell the shit fumes emanating from his arse, and knows she'll be changing his nappy shortly after the camera is put away.
>Wow you're such a smelly baby Sean!

>>81544885
Things that cost nothing are worth nothing

>>81544871
who is the woman with hhl?

>>81544788
I want a large luxurious house desu
Maybe one day il get the upgrade from the 1960s end terrace

Conwy tunnel closed. Garn be home at 1am at this rate

>>81544478
>wops
corr imagine being a drop of sweat working down her back to her ass crack

>>81544871
Very nice Sean lad.

Whenever I see a picture of HHL I look at his long neck and think how ideal it would be for pic related

Thought of Helperlad when I saw this Elon tweet earlier, possibly one for the apu folder

How comes I upload myself eating burger I receive a ban but Sean posting is ok?

>>81544924
This webm was my very first thought too

>>81544898
His other nappymaster (nappymistress)

>>81544934
HHL is basically a celebrity

>>81544942
Fuck. meant to reply to this lad >>81544933

>>81544949
Mistakes happen de lad x

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1935662667492139188
Normies think it's pepe the frog but at least one lad knows the score

>>81544961
>20.6M Views
Mental, is it not

Completed, and the police didn't see me hit the bus, so it didn't happen.
>>81544839
>>81544842
>>81544853
The place I bought it from left their retail version on when testing muh PC so, I get w11 free, minus a couple of features, no big deal.
>>81544857
I've played a bit of the years, it's nice and comfy. Waiting for funds to buy a new game.

>>81544892
GNU/Linux is great for servers. It loads up faster than Windows and doesn't scan your files.

>>81544991
There is always the massgravel github laddington

>>81544857
more of a hoi4 and footie manager lad meself

>he drives a virtual truck from his sweaty stinky boxroom for free

There are people getting paid to drive real trucks lad.

Last weekend I was on the ket Elon Musk style. He knows the score x

>>81545010
yeah but they arent allowed to cream through a bollard for a laugh

Wouldn't use Ubuntu, Xubuntu, Ubuntu MATE etc anymore because of that snap bollocks and making you sign up for Ubuntu Pro security updates. Shame they ruined it for desktop.

>>81545011
He tested negative for drugs de lid. Had his good name slandered. It not right

linux is not the answer, w11 enterprise iot LTSC is always the answer
but if linux is the question, EndeavorOS is the answer

>>81545010
why play any driving games when you can be a taxi driver AND get pad for it

>>81545046
dont have to deal with cunts

Imagine going to a church and auditing outside when they're having their little celebrations and photos.

FREE FREE FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
HELPERS WAITING PARCHED IN LINES
FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
BISCUITS HAVE BEEN BANNED THIS TIME
FREE FREE FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
TEABAGS MUST BE REDEFINED.

>he posts on an image board for freaks

on that entourage grind deee lads. for me? drama

>he doesn't ever have sex and just uses the internet all day

>>81545141
>just uses the internet all day

Full scale Welper regime collapse vibes x

https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=Qr7KDyUp8UVSIxSi

what does sex look like

It's very fucked I don't get to enjoy life when I was a wagie. At least I can be free now by never working again. The rewards of contributing to society clearly only benefit people that are handsome/good social skills.

I hope I don't get a negative reputation.
>>81545005
>There is always the massgravel github laddington
I don't know what that is.

The White Flag of Surrender has risen above the gate to Flamingo Land.
Helper Regime forces laying down their arms.
It end of an era.

>>81545221

I just called a strategic withdrawal lad. We must hold the A1 at all costs. Sunderland will never fall. They will kill us all.

All kicking off now. Me and Steve garn down that shop for some more wooze.

>>81545215
Lost your job

Deacon Blue in the news, keyboardist died at 64 from cancer. RIP James lad x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsr9HCOgQe0
Is it just me or are older people suddenly getting cancer a lot more now?

SSA: 1
Twolls: 0

>>81545296
Yeah weird. Wonder why that is. Very strange that is.

Revolt underway, Sean's benefits might be safe after all.
>Labour MP Vicky Foxcroft has resigned from her post as a government whip over Sir Keir Starmer's plan to cut benefits.
>She wrote in a letter to the prime minister that she could not vote "for reforms which include cuts to disabled people's finances".
>The former shadow minister for disabled people becomes the first MP to quit the government over the controversial welfare reform plans.

>>81545368
Osamabinphil is next. Mark is knocking them down like flies.

>>81545296
>Is it just me or are older people suddenly getting cancer a lot more now?
It's not like there's more but a bunch of contributing factors
>there's just... more old people nowadays. higher number with a chance of getting the big C
>we live unhealthier lives
>recording is better
It's like how people always go "CRIME HAS GONE UP! OMG!" when in reality the threshold for reporting a crime has gone down and more people report it than they ever did.

Unless it's london where yeah it's just constantly getting worse across the board.

>>81545376
Why quit when she could have voted no? Or was it act of protest to give her seat away to a reform candidate. Personally I would have voted no then resigned.

>>81545395
rebelling might as well just be quitting, and quitting makes a bigger noise before the vote happens

>>81545295
Nope, but 1.5k fine for trailer damage, which is fair, as the repairs were about 40k.

>>81545383
He's worse than riff. Proper bitter for some reason

Trolls? Banned.
Cash? In his hand.
Isn't life great when you don't gamble?

>WOW, The U.S. has not ruled out any strike options to destroy Irans Fordow nuclear facility, including the use of tactical nuclear weapons - Fox News


WOW, The U.S. has not ruled out any strike options to destroy Irans Fordow nuclear facility, including the use of tactical nuclear weapons - Fox News

>>81545450
i pay for this cunt

>>81545395
Resigning from a position in the government doesn't stop her being an MP. MPs can resign from parties to become independent or even change to a different party without their being a by-election.

SSM needs audited. Why does he always wave around cash and have the latest gadgets when he is living off the taxpayer

>>81545477
Ah fair enough. Pardon my ignorance, didnt know that my lid.

Steve just got 12 cans of Jack Daniels Coca-Cola for a fiver down shop. Garn off now.

>>81545505

must be out of date at that price

>Earlier this week, Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer reiterated his belief in the proposed legislation telling reporters: "We have got to get the reforms through."
BASED Keir.
When you see the people on these boats are mostly women and children, you realise that spackers need their bennies cut so the migrants can get their houses.

>>81545514

They are. Still a wargain tho x

>>81545497
She's also not even leaving labour by the sound of it unless Keir kicks her out for rebelling, just resigning from a special position she has in the party.

>>81545495
He scammed tens of thousands from telecommunication companies. Just don't tell you know who though.

Just a shandy for me, working tomorrow

>You shouldn't call them Asian rape gangs they're acktually Pakista-ACK!

>>81545608
>chang will never date rape me

He Bummed Millions.

Getting wissed on shandy bass. Oh aye. It lush.

I that Steves me. Danny boy mode x

2017 x

>>81545655
They stopped making shandy bass years ago, it not rite.

>>81545664
World's gone woke... Not right.

>>81545198
Salty milk, coins, and bags of sand

>>81545664
Probably offended the bloody wogs

>>81545608
he wasnt even in a gang he did it solo, mong

I would have worked all me life if it wasn't for me autism x

Didn't choose be born

>>81545694
>he wasnt even in a gang he did it solo, mong
Proof?

Been playing that Rematch game. Pretty fun so far

>>81545702
Motherfucker find me a single mention of a gang.
He basically dragged them back then just held them down and went to town, or drugs.
>One woman was raped after Zou pushed her to drink excessive amounts of alcohol and would not let her leave his flat.
No mention of anyone else having a hand in it.

Strawberry jam sandwich

Pipe down losers x

>>81545699
Pipe down loser

>>81545735
I support you through thick and thin, and this is the response I get? I'm done with you

>>81545699
Why do you keep posting this? What are you hoping to get from positing it yet again?

>>81545761
For some reason he's incapable of consuming an alcoholic beverage without also simultaneously spamming the same old drivel on an incel forum.

>>81545784
because it's his world and his thread, we're just living in it.

Don't be hard on your own beauty, britfeel x

Launch the missiles

Fuck Iran x

Britfeel is team Iran

Launching my cum missles towards Newcastle

>>81545841
I ran once, oh aye, I ran, I ran so far away.

Only Realfeelers enjoy Parma Violets.

we with china x

Eating strawbs crossy style oh aye

Knocking back these jack daniels now.

Someone had hacked me Microsoft account fuming x

Having a boyfriend dick should qualify you for full PIP, UC, ESA and housing allowance.

>>81545296
>>81545371
>>81545389
Clearly the vax

My friend genuinely got endocarditis from the vaxx. Fit 23 year old lad at the time. Not right.

Don't get me UC for another 3 weeks

Fuming x

>>81546051
Changing to UC has triggered me to paying full council tax for this year because my savings went over 3 grand. Fuming. Need to find a bunch of shit to buy then I can apply for council tax support

Helperlad seen giving out cans of JD and coke to the soldiers fighting in the trenches of Sunderland. He not going out without a fight.

Evens and I get a hotel in Shrewsbury

>>81545257
You can take the A5, worst road in the UK by a fucking mile

>>81544203
Chuds in control... Trust the plan.

Wops with a side pony

currently listening to "No One Is Ever Going To Want Me"

>>81543233
Nothing would cure xcept a time machine n a different birth.The damage is too deep.x

>>81546209
was gonna see HANL live tonight but didn't in the end

>>81546216
what the fuck why not

>>81546154
U finally got one lol

>>81546214
What if I cuddled the problems away :3

>>81546219
No point if I'm never going to get a girlfriend. Might as well rot x

>>81546219
had no-one to go with and i'm knacked

>>81546227
literally what HANL was made for

>>81546233
yeah but imagine a half-asleep boozed up dance to Earthmover
lad you picked wrong

>>81546240
yeah maybe. they usually play earthmover at the end too. would have been immense. ah well
i'll see them next time they're in my area

>>81546267
well im happy someone recognised /mu/core at the least

Will Smith coming out with them pro-HHL choons. What a legend xxx

https://youtu.be/NMeIUNcCUjE?si=7BLVmVkoQ9fshn8w

>>81546273
nice to see another lad into music too
you go to gigs? any standouts?

>>81546227
>if I'm never going to get a girlfriend
You won't with that attitude

Me and Will Smith known5he the score

And they call me racist x

Am so fxing tired from today.Will be nice to sleep soon.
>>81546226
ITs all i want in life these days x but its my path in life to be alone.

>>81546285
Positivity won't make a girl wet for an ugly manlet.

>>81546280
nah im a shutin lad and i exclusively blast metal that never comes locally
had the chance to see cryptopsy but they've been shite for years

nu fred dee lats

>>81546297

>>81546274
Fucking kek, wasn't the whole cuckolding saga humiliating enough?