>>81542940
>be me
>me bee
>buzz buzz
>finish masters
>no drivers loicense because spastic
>get on the UC
>start driving
>cant go into me field until I get this done
>UC tell me because im such a special lad they'll put me on a sivil cervix bootcamp
>17 jobs for 20 doleites
>2 weeks, interview at the end
>interview is piss easy, 3 mins of asking me if I can use excel and if im not completely retarded
>give me the job
>spend from jan to may waiting for my security clearances because ive been given one security clearance lower than counter terror
thats that, got me loicense but im just chilling with this job for a bit because its easy as fuck, 2.1 grand a month suits me alright. Bypassed all the bullshit, was talking to a bloke today who said he waited 12 months to get cleared because he went in the traditional way, suppose they just needed the bodies and i landed butter side up