Thread 82212568

Proper thread for proper lads desu

This one does say its proper so...

>>82212568 (OP)
We had this image the other day

>>82212568 (OP)
This is better. Some cum brain porn addled lad thinking it's funny to make a shite gooner thread theme. Cringe to the max.

staying in me own lane doing 70 and no more x

>>82212568 (OP)
Oh aye a wibbled egg and a pint for a fiver in britfeel arms. You can tell how old this image is kek.

first 3 threads on r9k are britfeel

>>82212579
Le special image innit

>>82212579
I'll take this over a cuck one though lad. That shit looks fucking AI too.

>>82212579
Sorry lad I'll use the other august day version next time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgJaBdchn6A

Mum said she wants to do this...

smirnoffbro's daughter

Got a thread theme.

When I take my own life I will do it my way. I don't want the government hacking me up for BBQ taking out my organs and experimenting on them. I will do it in a secluded place so nobody can find me. Nature will take its course.
https://youtu.be/OaIGFNZ9NFY?si=3khcQCFgfL8i4acA

Desperately in need of an items update lads

not feeling so bad today x
good vibes coming my way and your way

SSM is a self-made millionaire. Just don't tell the DWP that

>>82212614
10 apparentlyx

scrolling through the camera reel and seen a photo of me and my mate out hiking from a few years ago, little would I know that would be the last time I ever saw him, funny how that works. I wish I could know when the good times were, I liked him, he was alright. Got a lot of photos like that of various people and now I have no one.

>>82212622
He apparently has a second home in Phnom Penh

>>82212622
you reckon if anyone from the DWP saw his videos they'd just cut all funds

Ebin now works as an investment banker in London apparently

>>82212614
He stopped counting

>>82212634
SSM said he told his work coach about his YouTube channel.

There's a good chance the DWP are aware of his channel too

yeah im an investment banker (I drink loads of coffee whilst gambling on penny stocks via trading212 and take the piss out of others who didn't sell at peak)

>>82212648
Surprised they don't immediately slap him down for investigation

i miss people I once knew

ebin works on big tex's ranch out west

>>82212686
ssm has had two investigations so far. dwp made him submit 6 months of bank statements when the twolls called up and said he was committing benefit fraud

>>82212710
damn then I guess he knows how to dodge punishment

have to go see the parentsberg again for fucks sake, hopefully they'll give some ice cream like last week

Enjoying a cold Peroni so get in there

>>82212915
Me? On that hot chocolate grind.

Might try a difficult sudoku to stretch the ol' brainberg

>>82212932
Have't done a sudoku in years ngl

>>82212942
Between that and Wordle it's all the braintraining nowadays

and i know that you know that i know that you dont really care

Need to go out in a min pwhoar it not rite

Hmmmm spammy troll thread or this comfy, slow one? Yes, it will be this one indeed.

Garn wottaging later so I am

>>82213064
this is a real post

cor got the last four letters in Wordle on turn 2, but no fucking clue what _OUSY could be besides MOUSY

i know YOU know, reading this, yelling at your screen. but i don't know, do i?

>>82213064
>>82213082
Chika is probably asleep. done his wollocks in. reflecting on his life choices.

>>82213097
lousy

HHL is in the cuck thread

Helperlad is in the other thread so I'll stay here

>>82213120
;__; i tried, no need to be a dick.

need a monster

>>82213210
need a gf

>>82213255
dont get ahead of urself mate lets stick to realistic things

>>82213210
on that Relentless, me.
bouncin. quite possibly some diabetes/blood-sugar thing (also had choccies).

do not get old, zoomer-kun!

need a sprog

need a ssm updateberg

>>82213323
He on the benches
He on the beaches
He on the Helen

>>82213323
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ipCutf9Id2M

Tried to quit Britfeel there but only last about two hours. Think I'm addicted to the dopamine hits I get from socialising on here.

>>82213330
He in Helen

mums doing dinner x

2 threads of 30 somethings online white niggers

>>82213301
Been feeling more and more jittery on the woffeeberg nowadays. Can't hack it anymore.

>>82213351
grim isn't it. used to love coffee me. been at the sweets more too but sugar tires me the fuck out, it's just lush.

>>82213350
i prefer to be called a 'wigger'. 'wigga', if we're close.

looking forward to seeing apuasis at the britfeel arms, in particular their versions of womf forever a and wupersonic are quite good

This thread is sorely lacking in cuckoIdry. My girlfriend exclusively breeds with other men.

>>82213423
There is already a cuck fred just for you to post in lad

>>82213390
What's your favourite sweets? Always been a Maoam, Fruitella and Starburst man. Occasionally Skittles. For chocolate I go for Starbar,Picnic, Topic or Boost.

>>82213441
Every thread on /r9k/ is a cuck thread.

Footrat tied to a radiator, me bashing his head in with a bat

Corr always loved Maoams me.

>>82213487
Can you take the cuckshitter too while you're at it
Cheers

>>82213490
same here lad, especially the grey ones

>>82213517
The cola ones? They're my least favourite. If you were my mate I'd give you all my grey ones.

The Royal Mail app is so unbelievably slow, bugged and generally total shite.

>>82213517
You can keep those mate.

>>82213546
what is it you get from the app, lad? you can just enter the tracking code onto the site (guessing it's the same actual information they give you)

I'll be honest other emolad this didn't really grab me. Needs more listens though.

>>82213555
Just easier to pull out my phone and load the app up. If it was quicker it wouldn't be an issue. Now they've added all that Parcelforce wollocks in it's made it even worse too.

>>82213546
The Royal Mail are so unbelievably slow, bugged and generally total shite

>>82213567
aye fair enough. on the site entering your code actually puts in the URL so i just bookmark it the page, me.

sometimes doesn't work but i put that down to their tracking system itself, not my browser/their site/any of that.

People always getting their pre-orders early but for me? HMV DELIBERATELY only dispatch it on the Friday when it's released on Monday, even when they get them in early.
They must have got in trouble for breaking street date mayhaps?

>>82213588
who the fuck orders from HMV anymore
I only use it for wasting time in and picking up a few CDs along the way

>>82213606
They're the best for ordering Blu-rays in the UK and reliable for pre-orders IMO. Amazon have fucked me over on pre-orders too many times as they take too many and can't fulfill them.

>>82213498
Isnt footmong the same guy?

HHL in the cuckold containment thread, lush.

>>82213559
great album mate loving you is like cutting my fingers off

>>82213636
They are both equally shit fetishes so maybe.

>>82213646
Insneed. Goose necked mong.

>>82213646
Nasty bastard

>>82213646
>>82213671
Oh fuck. The humiliation is making me leak in my cage

love me some smelly female feet x

>>82213680
TONE IT DOWN
THIS SEETHING IS BAD FOR YOU
YOU ARE SIMPLY HAVING A BAD TIME IN YOUR OWN LIFE

Softcore Wapanese porn. Oh aye.

*informs the apus terance stamp has died*

>>82213724
salve mio amico
holiday booked for me mister footlad

a disturbing lack of crosssy

>>82213894
*they wail, mistakenly thinking he was the inventor of the stamp*

>>82213894
thanks lad. shall be informing /tv/ he was a legitimate paedophile who (even worse) had zero respect for George Lucas or the Star Wars prequels.

>>82213894
he's great in Yes Man

True-Russians want the return of Karafuto. Russia also does not want the ~100km south & west of the Bira river.
And is giving the ~100km south & west of the Bira River to China. It is Jurchen, Manchu, and Tungusic land.


These changes make Russia so much stronger. Especially the communism and paganism/freedom.

>>82213559
yeah give it a couple more tries lad
might not be for you but it is for me
>>82213659
such a lush song x

>>82213899
good to hear my lovely lad <3 hope it somewhere hot and you can wear shorts

>>82214018
show off my chicken legs? dunno about that

Why won't footmong kill himself? His life is grim af.

>>82213935
Got banned for nonce stuff

me? need to wash up, tidy and dust the flat, shave and quick shower then its l4d2 time, finally got a perfect modlist, just tweaking which guns I want. Love a bit of l4d2.

>>82214055
Why do you want him dead just because you think his life is subpar? Odd post indeed.

>>82214083
Aren't you a bit old for video games, pal?

>>82214068
you have no evidence crossy is a nonce. you just WANT him to be a nonce to justify your hatred.

well guess what crosslad is a nicer person than you and we all love him and maybe if you were nicer we'd like you too.

>>82214103
You can be a nice guy and be a nonce at the same time. See lollers

>>82214095
dunno am 24, didn't play vidya from 19-24 as I went uni then did a masters and didn't feel settled enough to enjoy vidya again but now im settled into me full time job I be chillin with a little bit sometimes, done all me hobbies and such today

Shippy ran off with some older lady he met at the Midlands Adult Baby convention. That's why he never has time to post here anymore.

>>82214123
that's fair but Lollers is openly a nonce whereas with crosslad it's a fiction you've invented.

>>82214145
Big baby made a poop. Needs a tongue cleaning up his bum. Drink cum.

Lollers has never said he's a nonce. He just likes cute anime. Simple as.

>>82214174
he has a twentysomething gf. what homosexuals call "a beard".

>>82214188
How's that being a nonce? Fucking retards on here I swear.

>>82214174
>Lollers has never said he's a nonce.
He has, its in the archives

>>82214211
Well go on and link it big man if you're so sure.

he claims to be an "ethical nonce"

>>82214095
If anything, you should play games as you age because your brain slows down and shit and it's more active engagement than watching telly slop or doomscrolling

>>82214221
desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74815498/#74823139

>>82214188
How does having an adult gf make him a nonce?
>>82214211
He has never said he's a nonce he has intrusive thoughts some of those are of kids being hurt does that make him a beater and torturer of child too?

>personality did/said/is X
Goodbye

Cannot lift this damn braindead fog from my head. Really dulls my thinking and reactions, making me stupid.

>>82214338
I had that recently lad, it's fucking annoying. Like you can't really think.
Recently it went away but has instead been replaced by feeling permanently tired.

>personality did/said/is X
Hello

Why is he defending a nonce?

>>82214346
I get that too. Really annoying. And the worse thing is I can't pinpoint the cause to fix the problem, diet, heat, stress, etc.

>>82214370
I've had it come in irregularly, like once every couple days, very briefly (say for 10 minutes) ever since I got the vaxx. Probably coincidence, but that's what I remember starting it.
Recently though it stuck around way longer. This summer I think for me it was hayfever or something similar. I was so foggy/lightheaded that I was getting frustrated with work not out of stress but because I couldn't organise my thoughts and I had to juggle a few things at once.
It's gotten better, but I'm starting to reach the point where I may go to a doctor (for them to no doubt tell me there's fuck all they can do except throw me generic medicine that does nowt)

With the tiredness, weirdly the main thing I tried was stopping drinking. After a sober night, I woke up feeling tired as fuck.
Eventually I'd go "fuck it, it's Friday, lets get pissed", and then I'd wake up less tired than normal.
I have multiple likely causes with drink/diet and all that, but whenever I eliminate them I swear it just gets worse.

Just want me brain to do what I tell it to.

>>82213990
I listened to it in the autistic way I always try new albums, as sort of background listening and wait for it to demand my attention like "fuck you this bit's good". None of it did that.
I'll spin it more though, even shove it on my phone so it gets full attention when I go for strolls. That's where albums live/die for me.

Watching that wooty me. Had a few ciderz. It lush x

>>82214452
>>82205729
>Keeping off the wooze for a while after today

>>82214266
Love tellyslop, me. It keep me intelligence.

>>82214467
Cider basically just juice de lid

Done of bit of sun-tanning this afternoon. It lush. Get that sun to you lads. Tonic for the soul.

>>82214479
Then why do all the alkies drink it

>>82214485
>go outside where the normals are
not for me thanks lid, im staying safe in the goon flat

>>82214206
>>82214314
>what homosexuals call "a beard".

>>82214485
not having tonic unless it's with gin.

besides, the sun is bad for you

>>82214494
Lollers is straight tho lad

Keep the drama to your discord bubble lads

Found my Apu at last this morning, thought I'd lost him when he went out of phone range on the bus that travels from Humping to Spunkby-on-the-Spaffenwater. Dragged him back pronto and put a wustlers in him before he could complain to SPACCA.
Learnt my lesson to be honest with you lads, will keep a keener eye on him like you said I should - if you give them a chance at freedom he'll take it - they don't last more than twenty four hours on their own which makes it so heart breaking.
New pair of joggers for this lid if that's alright with you? He said he lost them on the brambles trying to run away from a moth,

>>82214543
What kind of content would you like to read here?

>>82214553
Pretty much anything except personality bickering.
And ideally not footshit or cuckshit too. Anything else is golden. Even whinging over bennies and women.

>>82214409
Maybe they're putting something in the drinking water.

Not rite what happen to superman

>>82214552
Should have left the silly little insubordinate to die. FUCK SPACCA.

>>82214485
Love a bit of sunberg me

>>82214490
Used to be cheap. Still is in England.
Also id imagine when your an alcy who drinks everyday it's enough to keep you drunk.

>>82214501
I actually had a g&t too. Very nice. Tanqueray with Fever Tree. Cheers Mum.

Lollers only likes little girls. He's no faggot

>>82214626
fucking size of that absolute unit of a catto

Low key wish i had decent facial hair but mine looks like HHL's

lollers is a good lad desu

>>82214656
Good lad but a nonce

>>82214632
I'd keep that shaved off then mate, the pedo tache is not a look to keep on

>>82214526
you can be heterosexual for children just like you can be gay for children.
get with the times lad.

nothing wrong with being a nonce as long as youre a good lad

>>82214667
t. lollers

Nonce.

>>82214667
what if a nonce kills two, other nonces? some antihero self-hatred type thing.

https://nicksimulator.com/

new game for the lads

>>82214663
>I'd keep that shaved off then
Obviously do but even a 5 oclock shadow would be cool

>>82214667
He only thought about raping kids. He would never act upon those thoughts.

>>82214686
oh fuck yeah we had this shite as weird board games during PSHE days at school.

this is like Nation States. i am making tough ethical decisions about political/personal events. don't worry Nick, you'll be debt-free by 90.

>>82214687
You tried to let it grow out since shaving it? I remember having shite facial hair but the more you shave it the more it sorts itself out.

>>82214632
Get on the Minoxidil lad.

>>82214713
>the more you shave it the more it sorts itself out.
Thats been debunked

>>82214729
Literally worked for me but okay mate

>>82214686
>>82214703
never mind, this author's whole mindset seems to be that when i do something his SATIRICAL response is that the unlikely, awkward, opposite effect occurs.

maybe it's gripping satirical wit but i want to win ;__; Nick is just trying to keep his head down but he's just been homeless twice in one year.

All I know is Lollers has been very nice to me. A sound lad.

http://monsterbreeder.com/
i like this browser roguelike. some VERY satisfying combinations/puns.

You mad if you think am clicking on that shite

>>82214773
good on you lad, some of these websites contain harmful Java Scripts.

>>82214784
alert('ur a fag');

Should shower and go for a walk but I can't be FUCKED.

watching the hunt 2020

>>82214798
You reckon Betty Gilpin does anal lid

>>82214798
you should be hunting for a place to live. move out of mummys house ASAP

>>82214790
>Stop this page from displaying future pop-ups?

fuck you browsers, ruining my hilarious prank page that has 1000 alerts in a row.

>>82212568 (OP)
Love the classic image lads. I just want to wank myself to sleep you cunts.

>>82214824
Most women try anal at least once in their lifetime

What subjects should be taught in school?

>>82214848
TMAU and it's effect on living a normal life

>>82214840
Mark is impotent due to decades of alcoholism

>>82214848
How to give decent head

>>82214865
TMAU is a made up condition m8

>>82214848
universal credit claimants and how they are scum

>>82214869
He manages to pack 'elen's fudge though

>>82214869
Never heard him say that. Stop spreading lies

>>82214848
Home Economics.

Which subjects from school should be got rid of?

>>82214875
UC is an in-work benefit too though. My mate claims it and he is in full time work

Kids should learn Grammar, Rhetoric and Logic.

Logic should be studied as a subject separate from maths. Students should learn both mathematical logical notation and how to make and pick apart logical arguments critical thinking style.

I went to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting even though I am not an alcoholic. Just turned up out of interest. Felt weird and awkward larping as an alcoholic.

Really interesting though. Felt a bit culty tbqh.

>>82214944
This in itself is a LARP because when I went, they took blood and urine samples before letting me do the course.

>>82214889
He said it during the Llandudno videos. Checked on his channel to try and find it it's been deleted. He said it when he was in his hotel room sat on the end of his bed.

>>82214944
>Felt a bit culty tbqh.
as an alky this was my impression. nice enough people, i know it's de-Christianised on paper ('higher power', not necessary God).
but yeah right off the bat nice Christian people were offering to be my sponsor and all that. there's value in hearing people's stories and sharing your own, even getting to know each other, but as a group and belief system it's odd.

go LARP at a SMART meeting next, report back.

trying to bloody tidy and clean but I keep breaking out into hot flushes, its fucking too hot for this CRAP

Andys man club x

>>82214907
RE for certain

Smelling SSM in person just to see if I can smell it

ASMR girl fudge dispensers

>>82215002
According to cosmic kitty nobody who has ever met him even mentioned it. It's all bollocks mate.

>>82215002
Spoiler: You won't

>>82215014
what's stopping Sheffield University from publicly issuing a statement/correction?

it not 'doxxing' he's the one making a claim about THEM

>>82215014
>>82215015
What about that woman on the train that time? We all discussed it at length

>Smells like fish in here

>>82214987
Amanda's panda club. For abused wives.

>>82215019
>what's stopping Sheffield University from publicly issuing a statement/correction?
Why on earth would they give a shit about some dole dosser who claims to have been diagnosed with TMAU by them 20 years ago?

>>82215024
perhaps the train was serving fish. you could say this was a red herring.

>>82215024
Not them but she said 'fish and chips' lad

>>82215035
Chips are scentless though, mong

>>82214965
>This in itself is a LARP because when I went, they took blood and urine samples before letting me do the course.

Was not like that at all when I went. Just a group of mostly old ex alcoholic people meeting with free coffee. Nice guys tbqh. Mostly pretty old geezers who had been in the program for a long time.

>>82214980
Sort of want to try out a cocaine anonymous of sex addict anonymous next.

>>82215033
because he's stating it as an academic fact, and it's their professional reputation on the line.

if i was Professor So-and-So, Head of Trimethylaminuria Research, i'd either be proud of my work or furious about the stolen valour.

>>82214848
>Flag Studies
How to salute the Union Flag before breakfast and iron it properly.
>Brexit and British Sovereignty
>Traditional Gender P.E.
Boys play rugby, girls walk in high heels and make sandwiches, everyone sings the anthem.
>History of the Empire
>Immigration Defence Tactics
>Proper English
None of this 'innit bruv' shit. Any kids talking like that get lashed.
>Monarchy Studies
Every child must memorise the entire royal family tree back to Alfred the Great.

>serves 2
yea we'll see about that

>>82215034
Very good lad. Very good x

Heard about SLAA (sex and love addict anonymous) on Redscare. Apparently Dasha is a sex and love addict (intrigue addiction).

Not sure how they even work. If it is mixed sex then surely they would just end up fucking? Sort of want to go to one. Much rarer than AA.

>>82215057
i went to a general addictions group and the surprise one was shopping. almost always clothes/shoes (both sexes, older adults).

>>82215053
Not when they have vinegar on, which in most cases they will. Mong

>>82215067
Absolutely based. When Rupert Lowe is elected PM you can be education secretary.

the apu is watching the italian job on TV
"blow bloody doors up"

I'm 26 and have p much had a gf at some part of every year since I was 16. Now I'm single, have been for 2 months, and feel like I'll never meet the right woman. How over is it

>>82215067
This sounds cool and all, but I'm a boy, and rugby's not really my thing. Can I walk in high heels and make sandwiches instead?

>>82215118
LBGT children are expelled permanently.

*informs the apus that terence stamp has died*

They gave me a silver coin on AA with the serenity prayer on it. Will keep it. Commemorates 24 hours sober. Had the photo of the American founder up. Nice and weird that this whole lineage of Alcoholics Anonymous spread from New York in the 1930s around the world.

>>82215116
You're asking advice from lads 30+ and virgins

>24 hours not drinking deserves award for normies

What do I get for not drinking for 32 years then?

>>82215134
I'm not gay, I just don't like rugby and I'm quite effeminate

>>82215116
>How over is it
0, you're a fucking normie asking shut-ins and incels about it.
Frankly it just seems like you're bragging.

>>82215172
A nice cold alcoholic drink. Enjoy. You've earned it.

>>82215118
i'm not tradlad, but my compulsory Home Economics (up to GCSE) would be gender neutral.
not traditional gender, not alternative gender, it just universal. you WILL learn to cook meals, manage a budget, and wire a plug. more important than art or rugby.

On the same round most of next week, should be alright, get to know it then it will be able to do it faster. Big load tomorrow though, 110+. Hopefully no big boxes, hate big boxes, take up too much space in the car.

Some guy at AA literally admitted to me that one time he came to an AA meeting drunk and had to go to the toilet during the AA meeting and drink there.

>>82215172
my pity.

Keir Starmer is a fudge packer

>>82215213
All shit that parents should teach you. Problem we have is that schools are trying to do jobs parents should do.

Parents dont necessarily know how to teach maths and history so we have paid professional. Any decent parent knows how to cook and can show their kid how.

What age is SSM?

>average normie can't last without a drink or sex for more than 24 hours

Bloody hell, I must be like a God to them.

What class would you consider yourself lads?

>>82215254
Alri Shippers?

>>82215189
>I just don't like rugby

Shut up you ponce, kids today and weak twats because of attitudes like this. ohhhhh i dont like ooohhhh i dont wanna ohhhhh i have adhd. Shut up.

Bring back school beatings.

If all alcohol and intoxicating substances were banned overnight how would society change?

>>82215266
>he's having a melty because I'd rather wear high heels and make sandwiches than grapple with boys in the mud

>>82215266
Tbqh lad a lot of hard working class lads hate Rugby Union. Posh public school boy game. Rugby League in the Norf is obviously different and working class lads play that up Norf. Hard man game tbqh.

Southern working class lads are not into Rugga.

>>82215251
51 currentIy

>>82215218
the scariest in the NHS rehab team was the staff mentioned this guy who always stunk of aftershave, they realised he was necking it in the toilets.

Remember a UKIP candidate saying that regular physical exercise in boys would prevent homosexuality. Yet you see tonnes of gay men obsessed with the gym.

>>82215195
I think I'm having a major 'quarter life crisis'

>>82215288
Why would you drink aftershave? Even something like brut has to be more expensive than cheap vodka

>>82215267
the people who use it moderately to chill out would become very pent-up and short-term violence/crime would increase.

longer term you'd create a criminal industry around bootlegging, same as we have for other drugs except people are 'already into' alcohol. even if most people consider themselves better off without the drink, it's a sizeable enough minority. can't put the lid back on the bottle.

>>82215284
And my changes would bring Rugby back for all.

England 1945

England 1966

England 1974

England 1979

England 1985

England 1994

Which year would you like to go back to and live in forever?

Never once seen an overweight person at my gym
Odd that

>>82215314
Union or League? Very different sports with different cultures.

>>82215320
None desu desu

>>82215304
he wanted to drink in the detox day unit. not sure if they searched his bag by that point or something, but he wanted the alcohol for-the-alcohol and was happy to poison himself.

When I was at a working class comprehensive in South Wales most of the lads did not like learning rugby in PE. They just wanted to play football. PE teacher said
>I have been in this job long enough to know lads dont like rugby as much as football

Football is a simple game that lads play from the age of 5 and understand easily. Rugby is a bit more complicated and requires too much brain power for some tbqh.

Best thing for lads to learn in school is either Wrestling or BJJ.

>>82215213
You don't need to know how to wire a plug. Plugs come pre wired now. That was useful 50 years ago when you would need to wire a plug when you bought anything electrical.

>>82215320
1979. i'm too old to have my 20s/youth in the 80s, but i still want that culture. access to social housing pre-Thatcher. and then in my older age i get the NHS before it nosedived. develop non-internet habits but then inevitably spend my pension/retirement years on the 2000s+ internet. see you guys here when i'm 80 :)

>>82215361
>Homoerotic sports
You some kind of bacon?

>>82215367
t. cordless kettle user.

garn bed now, nicely wissed up aint i

>>82215361
>BJJ
Foreigner shit. Try bare knuckle boxing or fencing.

>>82215320
1966 100000 percent. God what I'd give to be a 20-something then.

>>82215320
None of them. They were shit.

Early 2000s but with the money I have now instead of being broke like I was back then.

>>82215320
2025 has been great so far

Fuck Sean and everything he stands for

>be britbong
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>thinking of Muriel from work
>would like to have a little in out, in out with her
>"'scuse me mum, I...I need to have a go"
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI TURN ON! I NEED A WANK"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>blocked
>"bollocks"
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administration
>"Ello? His Majesty's Pornography Administration Center. Who's this calling?"
>"Ello, I need a wank something good."
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>"Alright then and what type of porn would you be wanting today, Mr Smith?"
>"cuckhold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst."
>"Alright then. One moment please.....and you're all set, sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir, and God bless the King!"
>"God bless him right. Cheerio!"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>blood is everywhere
>go into kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims

Sean stands for himself. it's how he eats leaves from tall trees, after all.

>>82215496
Didn't read your drivel, but, boobaaa

>>82215496
>wacky Americans think this is new
if i want porn i have to tell my ISP tallyman i would like to opt into porn access, right after he confirms my personal details.

i shall stick to wanking off to directory services describing the porn listings, thank you.

>>82215525
Imagefap. You're welcome.

up until, maybe 5 years ago, I used to wank exclusively to babestations. All throughout my teens, then my bedroom tv broke and i never replaced it.

>>82215550
don't want porn sites. if you want porn sites and you're an adult, no shame in ringing up and asking them to turn the block off, is there? it protects our kids.

>>82215565
>up until, maybe 5 years ago, I used to wank exclusively to babestations. All throughout my teens, then my bedroom tv broke and i never replaced it.
Fascinating

>>82215566
But you are resorting to 'directory services describing the porn listings'
You do want porn but your mum has a porn block in place.

>optician lady at Specsavers says your vision has gotten worse
>"we have to ask: do you watch pornography at all?"

used to wank to the argos catalogue when i was a young spacker

>>82215617
Each image you see is burned on to your retina every time you blink, lad. It's like a timeline of your entire life, sort of how you can tell how old a tree is from how many rings are inside the trunk. When they use the machines that look at your eyes, they can see it all mate. Every single ten hour goon sesh etched into your retinas permanently. They know, lad, they know.

>>82215616
it's basically the opposite of this. they did actually try some parental-controls-as-default and the idea going round was that you'd have to OPT-OUT of any blocks.

and i couldn't give a fuck about porn sites but obviously 4chan and similar could end up under the same umbrella. you could even make the case for Wikipedia, certainly Reddit, Tumblr, etc, all the big sites (there was that 'Virgin Killer' album cover/Wikipedia block nonsense in the 2000s).

>>82215628
mad to think 40 year olds post here

>>82215651
im 35 actually but feel about 60

Eating well tonight lads. Got a mixed grill pack from the butchers. It lovely. Many people are repulsed by black pudding but I love the stuff.

Fuckinell i just woke up after a 5 hour nap. Famished me. Ought to cut back on staying over with me Indian friend on the weekends.

>>82215668
>Full fat coke
Nice way to ruin an otherwise healthy meal

>>82215673
>Fuckinell i just woke up after a 5 hour nap. Famished me. Ought to cut back on staying over with me Indian friend on the weekends.
Fascinating

>>82214824
Cracking pair of tits in her I'll say that.

>>82215668
That's a veneer tabIe, you povvo.

Also my little pickle plant is growing jalapenos. It lush. Don't know what to do with them yet. Might put them on a sandwich with a bit of ham and cheese.

>>82215255
I don't even know anymore mate. I was born on a council estate to working class parents who were both broke as shit.
I've not reached the point where I earn more than either of them did during their working days and own my own home (besides the fact the bank can nab it anytime they please).

I guess nowadays I'm middle class, but it doesn't feel like it. Work still dictates my life and I've got no interesting in middle class activities.

>>82215668
A Pwhaor stomach cancer Pwhaor coming on 4 times as strong

>>82215709
Woodmong comes out of the woodwork like a little pillbug to shame others for having veneer furniture. I assume you are autistic because only mongs care about stuff like that.

>>82215637
>Each image you see is burned on to your retina every time you blink, lad
You reckon they can sift through the porn and get a picture of that one time a girl who loved me smiled at me
I need that one back

>>82215735
Im joking, it was me who posted the table yesterday(or the day before), and had the lad try to say it was veneer.

>painting my nails
>get nail varnish remover on trve wooden table
>removes the varnish, obviously, and damages the wood

will stick to my IKEA MDF, thanks.

>>82215774
>butchered my pen knife doing DIY
>dad suggested using nail polish removed to clean it
>actually removes all the fucking red paint on it
>kitchen sink looks like a bloodbath where i cut my own hand off

gonna go night driving tonight, call at my favourite little petrol station for some junk food then just park up out in the sticks somewhere and think about the universe n stuff while stuffing my face with chocolate

>>82215761
He made an appearance when me and DVDlad were talking about ikea bookcases. It's like the bat signal but when you post a piece of MDF furniture he appears.

>>82215799
I want to do that tfw no car because its fucking well expensive for no reason

this dull gimmick again. no wonder britfeel is slow af these days

>>82215794
why don't we have ceramic counter tops?

alternative to (expensive) stone/granite?

I feel unfulfilled and restless in life despite hitting multiple ''milestones''

for me it's when anime weirdos spend thousands of pounds on plastic toy figurines then harp on about how IKEA BILLY bookcases are actually a great way to display your sweet merch, function over form.

beef protein shake 114 calories for 28g protein


pwhoaaaaaaaar

>>82215812
Better than footspacker posting pictures of dirty tranny feet all night.

>>82215812
I can post more emo if you like lad

>>82215830
be careful lad i got kidney stones from protein bars.

>>82215848
emo feels for feeling unfulfilled and restless in life with a twinge of melancholy?

>>82215803
Bit weird.

the bell tolls for thee.


https://youtu.be/R4oCDAXQC34?si=-Wxgf6hNFJsh_330

Fucking miss making these

>>82215848
actually yes go for it lad

>>82215828
They are. And I can attest to that. A billy bookcase can hold 386 CIB Super Nintendo games if they were lay side by side in rows of H8xW2xL4 I could fit the entire set on 2 Billys and still have enough room.

>>82215882
I remember when people would throw a fit if the original OP was not used.

an age long since gone.

>>82215863
>>82215883
Uh it's an obvious choice but this sums up the first lad's request quite well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro9NzQ15254

>>82215907
gods we were comfy then

britfeel arms always looked so comfy, wish i could have gone for a nice pint in there

might get back to making the OP images for this place
still won't post here but might just post a new OP image every month. might be fun.

>>82215934
probably will never get used as lads prefer making their own editions

>>82215934
You are posting though.

>>82215954
shame
it was basically law that you'd use the britfeel street
>>82215957
this is my first post in literally 5 years

>>82215954
>>82215934
yeah lads mainly the three main mongs hhl the middle aged virgin alcoholic and the bald obese bloke obsessed with n64 video games and the Scottish tranny in a kilt

>>82215967
im neither of them mr footrat

>>82215892
at least your games have value and you play them. i like IKEA furniture, decently well-made, functional, good for the price.
but if you're going to hoard stupid tat might as well go all-out on the furniture, too. the excess bothers me and then the 'humblebragging' bothers me more, it does.

>>82215967
You literally spam porn and feet all day you are the worst poster here by far.

>>82215930
I want to chat up the K-Ons

>>82215934
>>82215963
i harp on about how we need a drawfren or at least someone handy with photoshop (the AI posters are surprisingly funny/fine)

hop to it, lad.

kinell consider the strings pulled x

What happened to Blad anyway? Don't tell me he was another discord character

>>82215997
He's easy to filter, mind

>waaaaaah I need a filter because im on britfeel 24 7

could you BE any more of a middle aged obese virgin hahahahahahahahaah

>>82216011
I'm here lid. Have been every day since mid October. I don't use trip anymore because it attracts unwanted attention. But if you wish to message me I will more than likely respond.

>>82215882
>>82215907
>>82215929
Truly it was the glory days.

>>82216033
You're nearly 30, fella. When you gonna get a place of your own? You can't hide under mummy's apron all your life x

>>82216039
Cool, good to see you lad. Didn't want to message anything serious, just wanted to let you know you're a pathetic faggot who should kill himself to make the world a slightly nicer place.

>>82215963
WeIcome back. That anon is right about anons not giving a shit now.
>>82215997
Gay porn at that, he's a right poof.

>>82216040
>tranny wars
>nonce posting
>personality drama
I remember those days differently

>>82216033
I'm not the one spamming feet the entire time, mate.
That and footshit is easily the worst kind of porn. You have to be actually mentally ill to enjoy it.

>>82215992
Function over quality I agree. These bookcases couldn't hold much, yes they are a lot nicer but I would much rather prefer storage. Besides the price is insane by the time I am finished collecting I will need 6 Billy's and if i purchased all oak it would be well over 1500 just for a stupid oak bookcase.

He's an angry ickle poster, desperate to force well known and liked posters out of the thread.
What a gay, kek.

>>82216039
Good to know you're still here mate x

I love how wound up he gets that my life is much better.
>employed
>look after my body and dont drink
>have sex and enjoy my fantasies
>enjoy my weekend watching kino and having my dinner normally steak cooked for me

cheers x

>>82216050
Kek. Made me laugh that lad. I will carry on just to spite you. How about them apples?

>liked posters
Debatable, that

>>82216087
You also refuse to put the fork down fatty!

Footmong will be 40 and still living with mammy. What a life x

>>82216098
Corr allahuakbar feet. Most Muslim men have foot fetishes because that's the only part of the women they see in public.

>>82216105
His rent will have increased 150% by then. All inclusive though!

yeah consider your feet saved missus x

prolapsed arseholes next, king? that'll teach him

Corrrr blimey get that sucked

>>82216146
dont want to give you the satisfaction small lad

>>82216153
>cut marks
>ugly face
>weird tits
Fucking hell mate I thought I liked any tranny porn but you always find the most repulsive shit.

>>82216182
I'm not him, just wanted to post tranny porn to fit in

>>82216191
Do continue. Its better than seeing anime or ssm

blad eats so i dont need to

>>82216191
Come on mate at least post someone half appealing.

>>82216153
damn. her tits look so real and squishy

she could beat all of you up

embarrassing x

ill fight anyone in this thread, not saying ill win, but ill at least try

I remember when I nearly had a black belt

>>82216208
footmong when hes watching tranny foot porn and his mum walks in demanding he pay the 700 bong rent

>>82216249
>"okay son I need you to pay up the seven hun-"
>see shit-tier feet pics all over his monitor
>"need you to pay the... eight hundred rent"

Saw a lactating tranny thread on /gif/. Pretty neat I must say

>750 all bills and food and utilities included for a comfy house away from immigrants and council scum and noise no housemates or bell ends to deal with
>can save up and enjoy my freedom

>this is somehow a bad thing

benefit scum literally have zero clue what being an independent adult means

>>82215108
They use the entire chase sequence in a season 1 episode of MacGyver. It was really bizarre. They did it with a few other episodes too using film footage to save money. Back in the 80s people obviously wouldn't have noticed I suppose.

>>82216229
What's your height and weight? I will be the judge of that.

>>82216273
Yet he always complained about his neighbour drumming. Everything he says is just cope. His life is dire.

>>82216273
I got all that for 650 and not even with my parents
Grow up retard

Fuck it take more emo, live emo even.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6806i70oBng

>>82216273
the neighbour who drums does make me fucking rage but otherwise life is alright everyday above ground n all that

>>82215668
Can't lie that looks fucking lush. Love black pudding and white pudding, me.

>>82216306
you are fully employed of course? or are you on state funded benefits alongside your rent and bills being subsidised by taxpayers hard earned money you thick fat cunt

Just watched that Barbarian (2022) me. Have to say, not a bad film. Not Solid 8/10.

>>82216333
I was fully employed at the time I paid that, saved up to buy a home, and still am full employed just now with my own house.
Continue to cope, laddy.

>>82216335
kill yourself you goose necked mong. how long till the next drink sean? you do drink daily right? hard not to just start drinking soon as you wake up? pathetic rat. never forget the road to hell feels like heaven

>>82216347
>how long till the next drink sean
He did like an hour ago init

>>82216343
course you did you big strong boy!

I will be glad when summer is over and all the babies go back to school!

Why so angry lads? Nice posters turn out not to be nice.

>>82216363
Sure, I'll still be here, working from home while fully employed. Employed since 2014 matey.
You keep crying about it though, you genuine waste of space.

Why is Footmong so riled up?

>>82216335
Good kinoberg there Helperlad.
Kinell lads I'm currently sweating drips down me forehead trying to get this shit out me arse.

need to get a new playlist for the ol' night drives aswell, anyone have any suggestions?

>>82216373
haha awwww course you will mr big man with your big man job!!! well done you!!! X

>>82216377
He's a fucking loser and seems to be upset when that gets pointed out. Then just projects made-up flaws onto others to try and feel better.

Gives me the ick seeing blokes brag on 4chan britfeel ew

You know where the shed is, laddy x

>>82216386
Thanks? You can keep acting like I don't have one but I'll be working tomorrow at 8am (getting paid more than you, probably by a considerable margin).
All while not living with my fucking mum like a pathetic virgin.

>>82216401
I wish I had a shed

>>82216402
you are so angry lad.

good thing im in your head rent free babes x

>>82216422
Dunno what makes you think I'm angry, difficult to get mad at abject failures.
More pity really.

looking forward to Superman and Weapons coming to Amazon prime so I can buy it and watch it in me bed fortress x

>>82216421
I have a communal shed that I never even been in before.

>>82216442
My "shed" is just a cubby under the stairs where I dumped all the tools my relatives gave me.

>>82216431
bored now little one. best you get to bed for your big boy job tomorrow morning ;)

>>82216451
I'll be in bed in 2 hours, 11's the best time to go to sleep for my job, aye.

>>82216461
fat smelly virgin all alone in your
>house

>>82216471
For someone who's "bored" you sure seem mad.
I don't even smell as I shower daily, and yeah it's a detached 3 bedroom house.
Keep deluding yourself though matey.

>>82216048
this caused a cheese melty on a scale not seen for years

>>82216483
fat smelly unwashed crusty waddling penguin looking batman villain looking nibbaaaaaaaaa

>>82216514
Schoolboy tier insults, what a crashout. Leave you to it mate, this is just sad now.

>>82216536
Fatty booooooooombatty oooooh bet you always got put in goal you land whale hahahahaha

I have truly wound up the fat sexless scum tonight oh aye x

>>82216560
Aye, it does appear you have won, laddy

ding dong gf bus is here

>>82216560
And how much sex are you getting?

>>82212568 (OP)
Has this happenend to anyone? :

>been changing life and turning things around
>gymmaxing, financemaxxing, and personalitymaxxing
>return from vacation from Spain overflowing with surging testosterone and lust
>Try to book a private "Dancer" through backpages
>$100 bitcoin payment later realize i'm being scammed and cut losses ( i.e it was probably a guy scamming me )

feel embarrassed as fuck bro... How does one do something this dumb. I even sent my selfie.

All that progress feels lost. Any advice on how i can mentally bounce back from this?

>>82216626
i believe a mixture of adultwork to book and vivastreet to check reviews is what the prossie looking lads use to avoid being scammed

I'm thinking my favourite Kubrick film is Barry Lyndon but this will likely change

My favourite Kubrick film? The moon landing.

>>82216659
Mine is pulp fiction

I've been dating since March for the first time in my life. Lost my virginity and all. I'm 32. I like her, but women are tiring. She's telling me what I should eat, should wear, and she wants to talk every damn evening on the phone for hours. I have no time for video games because of that. And the eat thing I get, I live off meal deals and junk food, can't cook. She's getting me to cook and eat vegetables. It's the right thing to do for health since I am getting fat but damn its tiring.

I like her a lot, but as a someone who went through life alone and friendless just doing what I wanted, this is all a big culture shock.

>>82216650
The most pathetic part of it was that i made it clear i didn't want to have sex / any nudity

I just wanted a woman to step on my face and spit on me like a Domme. So not even illegal

seeing women all around me in their summer sandals but not being able to have them in my face has been driving me mad

>>82216382
Fat freddys drop. Based on a true story. It's nice and comfy.

Favourite Haneke film? For me, it's La Pianiste.

>>82216626
>>gymmaxing, financemaxxing, and personalitymaxxing
>lives at home

The good shit lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmYLMrVAE3I

>>82216707

>lives at home

No why would you think that , boss?

I got an apartment that am getting fucked in the ass for $2300 / mo for

Favourite Godard film? Don't have one, he was a hack.

>>82216600
why did Abigail get like this?

>>82216514
I'm not fucking bald. Ckin ell.

Favourite Michael Bay film? For me, it's Bad Boys 2.

Alphaville was tedious and put me off further films so i'm happy i watched it

>>82216694
Have you tried fetIife?

>>82216707
>lives at home
Where else would you live?

>>82216758
Nah , should I ?

My understanding is that its creating a profile and taking days of messaging out to people and forums and shit to get something maybe going?

At the time i wanted to suck toes That night
..which is probably how i got scammed

Bernie says think before you drive.

Ruth having her fudge pushed in

im kinda the feet guy round here mate basically why they call me footlad cause I post the cute feet so just stop yeah cause we already have a foot guy and its me so just post chairs or armpits or something

>>82216600
>15 and 18
nonce

>>82216786
I've never tried anything on there (or other sites, I've just heard it mentioned, and know its for fetishes.

Fudge packer Chris Bryant

>>82216786
please see my post about you here
>>82216813
feel like I made it clear mate im footlad so just stop?

Fudge packer Russell T. Davies

>>82216813
Trash feet.

Thats why we need a new feet guy round here

>>82216786
from what i remember there are escorts on fetlife (they may link to an external site to book) so you can prob get one on short notice. you'll need pics and a decent profile to get a response most of the time however

another tattoo booked

>>82216891
>you'll need pics

damn risky business.

worth a try though

Footmong talking to himself. What a life

My tongue up Ruth's arsehole

>>82216882
all the male co-stars from the Doctor Who reboot were sex weirdos, except for Christopher Eccleston who fell out with Russell T. Davies and can't say what he did.
Russell T. Davies. who was emailing a young (legal age) fan the whole time, and talking about clubbing with 15-year-olds in his younger adulthood.

yet, he's pure and untouchable, just a big gay bloke, likes a laugh, it's all part of gay culture.

Doctor Who showrunner = cursed position
for nonce, or nonce-enablers

all the more reason for Disney to cut ties, the current production company to go under, all rights revert to the BBC, where it has a 10-year hiatus.

>>82216736
I take back my trolling lad, that's di-
>$
Fuck off mate

>>82216934
>and can't say what he did
It was pretty clear they just fell out over the direction of the doctor or the writing, as Davies makes you swallow the gaypill and I guess Eccy didn't like it. I seem to remember he also said he would have just complained and sought changes, but the BBC was fully on board the Davies dickriding train so he had nowhere to go.
Ecclestone is cool in that he didn't want to be typecast it, avoided that, but still really appreciates what he did as the doc. Like I'm pretty sure he enjoys signing stuff for people and appearing at events for it.

It's one when you've been away all day you realise how sad this place. I had an amazing sunday and some lads spent all day posting in here. Kinell innit.

Silence of teh lambs is on bbc2, lads.

>>82217081
If it was an amazing day, you wouldn't feel the need to come here to try and put others down.

>>82217081
I was gonna play games and I have too much "tired gamer" feels in me so I spent it all wanking, posting here, and eating shit food.

Whats the fucking use in giving me Saturday as a UC day, everything is rammed with cunts.

In a right state today
Just feeling pretty hopeless desu

>>82217114
aninme fag -> Trooning out to solve how hard life is
That's where you're going.

>>82217114
you deserve it lad

>>82217067
sure i read ecclestone said there was a lot of unprofessional behaviour going on and he told rtd to sort it out but he refused/couldnt/didnt want the hassle. mickey and captain jack sexually harassing everyone, one of the main directors being really rude to him and billie and disagreements on the tone and scripts of some of the episodes prob all came to a head

>>82217067
In his own words, it was about "bullying" on set. Whether that is veiled language for sexual malpractice, or he was just a shitter to the crew, is up to the imagination.

>>82217067
the 'typecast' thing was a statement the BBC put out behind his back.

he's on the warpath these days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwdjVLqnv_k&t=909s

>>82217138
>>82217139
Yeah fair enough. It was for the best, he was too good for the shitshow.
Tennant coming back recently fucking tanked my positive memory of his time, Eccy remains pure.

>>82217141
love that, so blunt

>>82217124
>>82217132
Didn't meet any fit black men while out cottaging. On a real downer now.

>>82217141
>sack everyone and I'll come back
What a champ

>>82217170
You are gross lad

>>82217187
Even grosser knowing it's actually him saying it.

>>82217170
No one cares, deal with it.

>>82217205
Cared enough to reply. As you were x

Fakemong on a mad 1 tonight.

>>82217146
Kind of a shame we can't live in the parallel universe where Ecclestone still got the job, but under someone less questionable than RTD, and he stayed on for several years.
I liked Tennant enough at the time, but never as much as Eccleston, and in retrospect, I'm not sure I like him much at all. He's too much like one of "those people" you meet, who everyone claims to love because they're so open and positive, and you just kind of can't stand them.
The kind of person who is really eager about getting involved in everyone else's life problems, and invites himself to parties. Probably makes a point of watching girl's films and reading Jane Austin, to prove he's open minded. That's David Tennant.

Only nonces use Direfox.

>>82217237
Tennant is a funny lad, I like him. On other shows and in interviews he''s got a bit of the "I'll have a laugh at myself" or "didn't like that shit". He's alright, he's no Eccle obviously.
I'm not even a doctorfag, but those 2 really were entertaining. Matt Smith can fuck off.

>>82217237
was a shame ecclestone didnt come back for the 50th with moffat writing

Really getting on that 70s/80s Japanese smut grind now. Both these directed by Shinji Somai (Typhoon Club) so should be good.

It's quite obvious Russell T. Davis is a wrongun and always has been.

>>82217311
What site is that lad?

>>82217311
they had a load of them actually in-store in hmv which i was surprised about. covers werent subtle at all lol

>>82217325
you can't apply the moral standards of today to his gay power fantasies of the 90s.

>>82217288
His episodes were so fucking shite
I'll never forget the "history's a whitewash" line

>>82217329
HMV, lad.
>>82217331
Well they're being put out by reputable boutiques (88 Films and Third Window). The 88 Films covers are way less classy though. It's just nice to have high quality Nikkatsu Roman Porno releases. Surprised HMV stock them in the physical stores though.

>>82217356
>His episodes were so fucking shite
doctor who friendship over
go watch your concrete slab girlfriend SLOP

New thread when we're ready chaps

>>82217375
>>82217375

>>82217347
gosh, 90's fashion was good though, wasn't it?
Why can't people look like that anymore?