>that one video of that one lad on painkillers going 'reee kill all normies'

could be any one of us. apply the right chemicals and they have access to our thoughts.

>optician lady at Specsavers says your vision has gotten worse
>"we have to ask: do you watch pornography at all?"

>tfw English
>tfw nobody here really goes in lakes or anything, unless they really know what they're doing
>tfw hearing about Americans who just casually get sucked under after a casual family jaunt in a river

Who was the other celebrity death I'm thinking of, here? Think it was rapids or something.