Thread 82277597

Wagner waifu edition

>>82277597 (OP)
>Wagner
>>82277597 (OP)
>edition

I won x

Fuck Burnley x

>>82277645
You wear nappies mate x
You live the life of being a 50 year old gay male bottom while also somehow being a virgin lol

Listen man.

I would have worked all me all life if it wasn't for me autism. I been pushed suicide all my life. There's an underlining conspiracy in this countyr to snuff out disabled lads like me. It women-led.

British women want to snuff out autistic lads.

Playin touhou music to piss off the chavs outside.

>>82277645
Mayenda biblical stinker hooked

>>82277664
This is actually true, tbf .
unironically unironically

>>82277664
I'm going to put a dent in your forehead at Flamingo Land

Humiliation rituals on tap x

Crossy knows the score x

>>82277664
Don't you think a more reasonable explanation is that you're just a low-IQ sociopath who wears nappies lol

>>82277597 (OP)
friendly reminder their pronounced vargner not wagner

123 days till Christmas lads

Stroppy man child melty hours.

It is absurd to believe in any religion

yeah mum did kebab dinner x

>>82277720
25 quid per day

>>82277720
She gonna be puking up that kebab on ur stepdad's cock later, a nice vommy-suckjob oh it lush x

>>82277690
vahgnuh

>>82277684

Nope. I've sensed it for a while now. I have god-tier intuition. There is a massive conspiracy in this country to humiliate, gaslight and snuff out autistic lads. It is female lad but many men are in on it too (usally the partnerts of these women).

NHS are in on it big time. Mental health services are in on it. They are pure evil x

>>82277731
>25 quid per day
Is that a lot of money for you?

Everything is a fucking humiliaition ritual nowadays x

>>82277746
Depends, if me own mother demanded it to live in a cupboard under the stairs I'd feel it's a lot

>>82277751
Literally everything. Even people in public speak in fucking corpo HR speak now.

>>82277741
Not being funny lad but how is that not just your humiliation fetish? You'd obviously want this to be true.

>>82277762
Is it difficult being poor?

>>82277751
Push through it, and then make them pay.

>>82277787
It's not about the money lad, I guess your mother doesn't love you either if you're finding that hard to understand

Ring piece is in tatters have to use baby wipes on my arse because paper is rough ;_;

>>82277795
25 quid is a lot for you though lads so it is about the money. And I don't live with mummy, I rent a 2 bedroom flat.

>>82277803
>rent
Kek

Necking one of them Wopparberg ciders now x

>>82277597 (OP)
That's a feIIa.

Every time I walk down the street into town there's a new piece (or pieces) of shit on the ground. It's not always dog shit either.

Humiliation ritual x

Fuck the lot. Civil war now.

>>82277848
Not saying I'd be opposed to that, but do you have proof?

>>82277851
The war on poo. It kicin off!

>>82277831
I actually own a 3 bedroom house. Thanks for playing you predictable cretin.

>>82277847
Thatchers Apple and Blackcurrant are lush

>>82277860
Nah, it's just what we do for a bit of humour. A funny thing to do.

>>82277870
Course you do champ

>>82277876
Dang, actually a bit disappointed.

>>82277880
Oh baby are you ok?

>no really, I own a three bed house
>yeah, it's one of them invisible houses

>>82277871

On them summer punch wopparbebrgs me. It lush x

The status anxiety is strong in this one. Owning a house is unbelievable to him.

>>82277893
You tried the KA n rum cans yet? Propah nice.

State of this backpedalling rentoid

Paddy on one

>>82277908

Not yet de lid. I'll add it t' list x

A Saturday night full of win sat alone posting on 4chan is it, king?

>>82277847
jen is a jem

>>82277937
what are you doing right now lad?

>>82277939

Jen is my ASMR Goddess x

>>82277952
Waiting for a taxi.

HelperLad i know you said your only animes were Dragon Ball Zed and that, but i strongly recommend Welcome to the NHK. it's good.

>>82277885
I've found a fun rabbit hole. New ogmhones are quite habdtwith the google image search stuff.
Top left image lead to a video of a woman sucking a black willy.
Can't remember what the image lead to, didn't say who the lass was.

>>82277991
That image wasn't the rabbit hole, but this was. Leads to a site with loads lewd stuff.

mate A didn't want to go to the gig mate B is performing at.
so now i'm taking it easy. o aye.

>>82277980

I watch more Japanese anime x

Living in fear of the next fart that might be decorated with poo

Just ate one of my peppers that I am growing and it was absolutely fucking awful. It tasted like soap. What the fuck lads am gutted.

Watered the cunt every day even went out and got some Miracle grow for it and this is how it tastes? Fuming.

Fuck it might as well just get steaming now.

Nowt else better to do.

>"You're not in love with me, you only want to be. You're infatuated with women in general."
& yet to this day she is all I think about, almost hourly. Every interaction I have with a woman feels the lesser for it not being with her. I cannot move on, I let her into my inner world. The irony, that the very thing man she accuses me of being, I am rendered incapable of being because of my love for her. If only she were easier to hate.

>>82278057
go out for a few its still early go out and have a laugh

>>82278072

Might go town later x

>>82278065
What's her bodycount? If it's above 0,. then pull yourself together

>>82277696
It'll be here before you know it. The year goes by really quickly once it hits September.

>>82277731
>>82277733
my life will always be better than yours lmao x

>>82278040
you have been bamboozled dear sir, for i crafted a bar of soap into the perfect facsimilie of your pepper and performed the swap with a fantastical slight of hand trick

Smackhead mate is in town. Might have to rock down x

Ruth will be starting her final year at uni next month. Feels like yesterday that lads were speculating about the amount of sex she would have during fresher's week.

>>82278034
mad how that Meowth voiceperson was a transsexual
might be the first term i'd seen the term 'transgender', and the whole, 'actually, it's about constructs' thing

dunno. just odd it's now real life. not internet anime people.

Nasty lad coming into my garden and swapping out one of my peppers for a bar of soap! Fuckin ell. Not right, not right AT all

750 per mensem. 9000 quid per annum for a cupboard, whilst on minimum wage.

>>82278104
Zero. Hasn't even kissed a man. Recluse NEET that lives with her parents at the age of 26. & what is worse is I thought we complemented one another perfectly, whilst being similar enough to relate on most everything. But that was all in my head apparently, all of our day long conversations and sharing of one anothers lives, all in my fucking head

loverly kebab vommy-suckjob chunks of goat meat puking up in frothy stomach fluids as she bobs her gullet up and down on stepdaddy's pecker
COOOOOORRRRRRRR

>>82278102
better than sitting on your own feeling sorry like a cock taking pufta

Smackhead mate just texted me saying he's skint af. Not paying for his drinks all night. Fuck that noise. Stopping in me x

Why I should I pay for some cunts drinks because he can't manage his money? Not mu fucking porblem mate. |Fucking idiot needs to learn how to budget better instead of exapecting others gto pay for his drinks x

>>82278021
OK, so the site has loads of images of lewd lasses, but when all images, but when I click on them they 404, and give a telegram address.
Picsortofrel plunge.

I know a lad who, among his debts of about 40k, owes Sky over 3 grand. Some people are just utterly, utterly fucking retarded with money.

>>82278258
This is like their homepage (picrel). Russian. Offering a free dns. Very suspicious.
Wonder how many little coomers have looked been snagged?
There's a .onion link as well.

>>82277979
wait, so you dont have a car? haha what a loser!

Got no debt me. Don't even have a overdraft. I'm just a lowly bennie mong.

Yet still somehow still attract massive hate from the system lmao. Newcastle Airport vibes x

Bit of Katy Werry x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7pMggPnug

i love drinking and playing gay songs on guitar singing

>>82278283
Same with seasidemark he pays 16 pound a night when the dark nights come in. Surly there's a cheaper alternative.

I like the fact Trump went full retribution in his second term. Fuck the lot x

I will do the same x

I love pregabalin. Bloody brilliant stuff. And, I also think, it's choon time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqnKOJN7t94
Now time to wobble off and fix muh freezer, it's lost 1 of the feet things it sits on.

>>82278351
You will never achieve anything your life. Best to end it tonight.

2017 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNXy0KoU9ms

Dune: Prophecy actually good. Surpassed my expectations quite a bit. On wepisode 3 right now oh aye x

>>82277891
Always a bit odd when people post some mundane detail about their life and sad sacks decide it's a laughable, impossible boast.

>>82278380

I will live to see this county burn and all the hypocrites panic. God I can't wait. Best time in history tbqh.

>>82278412
>I will live to see this county burn
You won't

quick reminder that HHL is a

>alcoholic racist with no mates or job and has never had sex

>>82278410
>owning a 3 bed house
>mundane
objectively it's not for anybody under the age of 40

>>82278130
can remember the debate over if a gangbang counts as one shag or however many lads shes doing with and the does it count if she only sucks one off and he doesnt stick it in her cunt

I fucking will. I can't fucking wait.

Absolute chaos awaits.

2017 era vibes are back. You know what to do x

>>82278429
You could've just said an alcoholic racist to save time lol

>>82277597 (OP)
Hello, britbongs! I've come to tell you that you can acknowledge snorpu! If you don't know what a snorpu is, look here >>82276967

>>82278443
kill yourself you virgin pond scum freak

>>82278429

Nowt but a bully you. You push british lads to suicide. Evil cunt.

>>82278454
good the day your body is six feet under everyone will be better off you pathetic rat faced cunt. how long till the next drink hey seany you wee faggot

HHL's grave has to be extra deep so his neck doesn't stick out

Post ur music britfeel

does HHL wear a tie at the top of his neck or the bottom?

See how they attack me. I'm easy target. They are cyberbullies. No power outside the internet lmfao.

>no power outside the internet

how many hitler cock sucking rants you gone on sean? you are a vile disgusting soulless freak.

good riddance x

>SAR I WAS GUARANTEED WORK FOR A DECADE SAR I JUMPED ON A SINKING SHIP AND NOW I'M DROWNING, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME? BLOODY BENCHOD I RAPE YOU TOMORROW
lmfao

>>82278432
Is it impossible that anyone over 30 posts here or that someone and his girlfriend or wife work

My 750lb Life x

>>82278493

Mate I have hypnagogic hallucinations on the reg. You're a NPC. You'ra low level troll with a low soul power barely human. I am a fucking God compared to you lmfao.

>>82278517
hahahahaha oh my days all you have on the REG is microwave meals from Iceland and cheap piss water lager you sippy faggot. bet you are crying over your laptop you fucking mong.

no one takes you seriously

I've never known of a god who wears nappies x

HHL is very hard to drown

>gym body coming along nicely
>savings account going up
>three day weekend
>grinding the finals and staying comfy

it 4 times lush and I mean lush x

The one time he got close to a girl he couldn't get hard LMAO

>>82278532
You're obsessed with him for a reason little lad

>>82278532
no no seriously he is a GOD lad did you know he has never held a job down or had a girl say I love you and meant it?

LMAO sean fuck off no one wants you here pal

>>82278541
I can make up lists of lies too laddy x

>>82278432
I'm a different anon and I own a 3 bed house too
Would be 4 if I converted the attic but I don't fancy it

ENOUGH FROM THE FOOTMONG

>>82278555
have you not got some hitler speeches to listen to whilst you contribute nothing to this country you soft cocked mong

Watched his mate fuck the escort he paid for lmfao

Adult nappies on tap x

me? rent a 1 bad flat, seems pointless to get more beds since i can only sleep in one at a time LOL

opening that bag of pretzel with chocolate on them now x

>What annoys me most and is the cruellest joke god played on me
>give me footlad a list of sexual issues and mummy problems
>Both my sister and mum are FUCK ugly
Right joke
>I get jealous of lads with hot mums and sisters
Actual state of this grim slug

Behold your god...

Aye lmfao

Bullyboy won't go on trip fucking loooooooooooooooooooooool

Stay anonymous coward x

>>82278630
I'll make a trip just to fuck with you mate, sound good?

BULLYBOY GOES DOWN THE COMMENT SECTION FOR ME X

>>82278401
You subscribed to a streaming service, or torrented? My interest has been piqued.

>>82278626
He did a more recent one the lad is an embarrassment

>>82278634
Pipe down bullyboy x

>>82278648
Torrent de lid, not giving the jews any more money than I have to. But yeah in all seriousness it is genuinely really quite good. I think they got the early Dune universe aesthetic down just right, especially for the relatively lower budget compared to movies.

State of this little rat pining for Sean's attention

>>82278659
I've seen a few options to torrent it on yts, but I'm a pleb so don't know if it's trustworthy. Should be, but one never knows.

>almost 40

never paid taxes lmao.

>>82278668
It's footmong. He's fucking obsessed with Sean. What a weirdo. Makes HHL look normal.

footspacker and HHL going at it again corr

>>82278678
I used rargb.to to find the torrent, worked fine good quality.

HHL obsessed with footlad mention him when he has a meltdown and sparks up drama just for fun sad homeless cunt

Big fan of claudeberg, me. CuckGPT keeps spewing out these prompt baits since the update, whereas claudeberg honestly engages with the prompt's contents rather than trying to get you to max out the prompt limit/trigger the paywall.

Might switch over to claudeberg for the really important stuff going forward

This lad is your god apparently

>>82278699
fuck me that is one LONG neck christ

Just need arbs to come back and pick a side

>>82278705
All the better to suck down the longest cocks on tap x

>>82278683
You pay VAT

embarrassing display tonight

Find it hilarious that Kevin and Sandra also live in an assisted living facility/care home.

Intergenerational spackery.

It againt them rules thoughs x

sad cause normal people look down on the unemployed and especially the cocky proud of it unemployed.

imagine going through like being akin to boat immigrants lmao

>>82278743
you look like a proper mong. long neck and a round head. fucking hell play golf off it lmao

We back in 2012 party vibes coming on strong from mummy Nicki x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo

Listen man. Footmong has won. Twolls have won. Cba me,]

Getting wissed now. Ordering this wizza then watching that Alien Earth wepisode..

Cheers x

brings a tear to thine eye

we are the rabble.
we should all gravitate towards the norm.

that said, this internet outlet sure is something.

>>82278784
good sean drink yourself to death quicker and or get that stomach cancer from your poor diet. no one cares about you and your death will be a great glorious day.

cheers cunt x

>>82278738
And he doesn't think about you at all you boring little monglad x

Leave HHL alone lad no reason to be a nasty bastard

>>82278784
Don't post aliens de lid, you'll send me down a rabbit hole. This one lad (0 follows, 0 followers, account created back in 2013) DM'd me an 8 minute video of an alien killing everyone in a shopping centre. Reverse image search on frames from random time stamps came up with literally nothing. No response to my messages back. Had me fucking shaking.

>>82278791
Kek you're a nasty cunt lad

>>82278695
Noice, thanks lad. Found a torrent, there's only 2 seeds, but I'm nabbing it, and will seed it myself for a bit.

food taking 5-7 business days to work down his neck to his stomach lookin ahh

As much as I dislike HHl. Footrat is just a bully. Gets off on putting Helper down all the time. Nasty piece of work.

Why did footlad, or (possibly an impersonator) turn so nasty? He was a goodlad.

>>82278818
Holy fucking kek, best post of the thread cheers lad x

>>82278834
Been thinking the same thing lad

Footrat is fuming his mam is ugly so hr cant fantasise about shagging her lmao

HHL falling down stairs and breaking his neck in 19 places

I forgive footlad. He's a tortured soul. He lashes out at me because he's extremely unhappy. I feel bad for him. I hope he gets better. He's clearly a smart lad x

Footrat raging at HHL's diet as a stand in for his obese sister stuff her face with slop oh aye x

Murdering 50000 Palestinian kids after blocking the watersupply thus starting the war and then pretending to be the victim. . . will have consequences.

Some have said the losses of Palestinian civilians may be around half a million.

Though the israel cult has lost millions of soldiers in its EveryFront war. Such as its defeat in attempting to invade Lebanon.
And its many conflicts that will not reach media.

Syria is divided yet united in diplomacy. united enough to muster pressure to help Palestine.
Likewise Egypt and Turks and Iraq and Iran and Arabia are mustering.


>>82277597 (OP)
Bet that Russia is bribing AZOV leaders now like what NATO did to WAGNER.
Russia is presumably moving peace talks to AZOV with AZOV as an independent anarcho usurper warlord faction.
It seems AZOV is the only military of Ukrainians that is volunteers not drafted hostages. NATO basically funds only AZOV. Probably because Deutsch want Prussia. NATO is crazy. But Russia is comfortable with giving up Prussia as most of the Slavs there are partially Prussians.

I think he dislikes you because you are a two faced rat cun. a manipulative virgin grifting his way through life.

mumberg walked to the bathroom with no pjs on kinell x

>>82278913
>I get jealous of lads with hot mums

Need Shippy's thoughts on this matter

new alien show is bloody good x

Footlad's obese sister will die before HHL x
How it should be x

TwolImong

>Both my sister and mum are FUCK ugly
Imagine saying this about your own family because they ruin your porn incest fantasies utter goblin

Say what you want about HHL but at least he has his own place.

Total footmong collapse tonight

Vibe is off the other scripts arent running

What happened to that lad whose sister is 5ft 2 and weighs 24 stone. She had a massive melty because she was told she had to go on a diet. It was around December-January time.

fuck /twollfeel/, /boogiefeel/ for the win.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyUbPoLFmk0

footspacker dossier

>got caught posting scat
>lives at home with his mum
>has to pay 750 pound a month to his mother
>secretly wants to have sex with his mother and sister
>works a minimum wage dead end office job
>crippling porn addition has altered his perception on women and life
>his lifelong nemesis HHL makes him uncontrollably angry to the point of obsession
>known bully/psychopath enjoys putting others down for his own entertainment
>universally despised due to him spamming pictures of feet all day

am I missing anything lads?

>>82279026

Based dossier lad x

Footmong = bullyboy. Only on the internet though. In real life's a fucking loser lmfao.

Let's go. Bit of choon posting, some grub, bit of a spiff (only a tiny one as I'm still mashed from the pregab).
Let us fucken go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGu0IYiSfEQ

state of HHl samefagging x

Where were you when footchad destroyed sean?

BULLYBOY FOOTRAT LIVES WITH HIS MUMMY

LMFAO

rent free in his alcohol riddled mind lol

cheers :)

HIS MUMMY ASKS FOR RENT

FOOTMONG SAYS HOW MUCH

HIS MUMMY ASKS FOR RENT

FOOTMONG SAYS HOW MUCH

HIS MUMMY ASKS FOR RENT

FOOTMONG SAYS HOW MUCH

Lads what does "de lits" or "lid" mean? Never ever heard anyone say that apart from seasideMARK

CHOONS ARE BACK LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcCw1ggftuQ

The Apu went out earlier to go get a magnum ice cream from the local newsagent and some lads painted a fucking England flag on his tummy and on his way home he got slapped on the back of the head by some random assailant. The thing is in fits of fucking tears. Whoever did this to him needs to give their head a wobble.

HIS MUMMY ASKS FOR RENT
HE SAYS HOW MUCH

750 bong and the porn addict slug can't even perv because she's fuck ugly and the sister is obese. SAD and I really mean SAD SAD SAD!

>>82279085
Oh yeah.
Choon o'clock methinks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-0sUuGufmw

can't find a suitable image in muh files (new PC)

sorry lads seems HHl is truly rattled best give him a few to calm down :)

Zimmy does rhis tl his wife every nihht
I woyld gibe anything to breed feryile afrixan pussy
I'm so fucling lonely

>>82279026
He's not allowed to rent because of a debt relief order lmao. So his mum can charge whatever she wants because he has no other options. Holy grim.

>>82279089
Not right that what they did to him. Good thing he came back home otherwise he would have been arrested for displaying the England flag.

You've been fascinating so far tonight lads

>>82279137
would not want this fella as a neighbour

>>82279137
State of that fucking post lad, jesus christ

Footmongs 25 stone sister carts around town in a mobility scooter

The worst part about footshitter is he doesnt even post nice fucking feet
Same with that tranny poster who posts shit trannies
The fuckers have a shit gimmick and are fucking terrible at it despite it being their whole thing

>>82279158
He putting in the work cw lic, some people get pudsy, ptherd like me don't
>>82279162
I've haf a fww bokkled bjt I'm alright

HelperLad on the backfoot tonight, so to speak. Footchad stomping all over him.

>create some guitar riffs that work with each other and could create part of a song
>send to gf
>she cant even be arsed to listen to them

whats the fucking point in having a gf, I really like what ive created. Fuck it.

HHl maybe you need to lay off the booze mate it makes you ugly

>>82279188
you can pay for pudsy xx

>lonely virgin spending saturday night on britfeel so piss stumbling drunk he can barely type
holy fucking kek

>>82279208
He said he wasnt gonna drink tonight, remember.

SSM reminds footrat a little too much of home oh aye x

Grown woman. Looks like seasideMark with a wig on. 750 bong spending money x

Footrat on suicide watch lmfao

was gonna go for a nightwalk tonight but cant really be arsed

>>82279219
What are you doing on this Saturday night, king?

>>82279245
what do you do on nightwalks lad
I used to listen to music that suited it, but was typically sad and loathing

He AI apu lad, here's some inspiration for you: Dune themed apu post.
>Fremen -> Frenen
>Butlerian Jihad -> Britfeelian Jihad
>Spice melange -> Spice beigeange
Other input from lads welcome.

>Seasidemark with a wig on waddles to shit out a kebab
>Son furiously typing "mumberg walked to the bathroom with no pjs on kinell x"
>spending his 3 days of freedom from slavery seething online
>Meanwhile HHL chilling in his own gaff with a few drinks
What a life. Oh aye.

>>82279250
>what do you do on nightwalks lad
wonder around for a bit, sit on a bench or a bus stop, enjoy a nice tinny and/or a smoke then go the long way home i feel like it
tl;dr nothing

Footrat lashing out at Welper because needs attention on someone who is more of a pathetic loser than him. Absolute state.

Potatomong on one

>>82279268
aye fair
I only did it when I lived on the outskirts of a city, I'd take along scenic route through some quiet "suburb" routes while looking at the city skyline and listening to tunes about how cities choke away people's hopes and dreams, then stop by the local siansburys that was open late to buy cheap booze

got Sunday roast tomorrow and arms day at the gym probably grind some the finals and watch more tv shows yeaaaaaaah mush and it lush and it mushy and it lush and it 4 times as so x

>>82279292
Poast physique de lid

That is fucking grim mate

>>82279259
Sounds like a novel breed of Apu. I'll have the next batch of froglets dosed with the Spice Spakkange.

anyone else who doesnt have a britfeel nemesis?

>>82279328
I just come here to post emo mate, and then spend it mostly wishing I was posting metal instead

>>82279292
You have embarrassed yourself tonight m8

>>82279338
thats every night he posts

>>82279292
Can't look at you the same after the expose tonight desu lad

same fagging desu it gay!

Shoutout to everyone who has supported me tonight. Good lads. You'll be happy to know I'm not garn town or anything like that. Just finishing off my wooze, ordering some food then crashing out, Sorry about the bullyboys like footmong. I wish they didn't exist. The world would be better off without them.

>>82279398
I'll be honest mate, you're a cunt and I wish you were dead.
I just hate footfags more.

>>82279398
World would, objectively, be better off without you de lid x

Clawing his way through the tunnel of cope looking for a way out. Footrat indeed oh aye x

>>82279407
maximum trvth nvke

thinking anyone gives a shit about you HHl you are a lolcow lad

>>82279439
I care. Despite his drunken racist Hitler rants at 4am he's not that bad.

Footrat raging

Jesus christ

>>82279455
he's a cunt and you know it

Footrat pretending to be multiple other posters just to slag off HHL. Lmfao what he fuck.

we all cunts in life x

>>82278292
>>82278258

That's dvach. Which is Russian 4chan.

>>82279487
keep coping mate
only shitter worse than HHL, who would be better off 6 foot underground, is the footshitter who ideally would never have been born to begin with

>>82279398
I like and support you HHL don't worry UK Chairman x

Footmong is extremely mentally ill. Lollers watcing his downfall wtih glee.

Will never support Helpernonce.
He never stood up for Britain.
He never knew the score.
He watched THAT video.

>>82279500
what is remotely likeable about the ugly nonce

Lollers waiting to stab footmong in the back. Discord mongs. Mate he's sharing everything,

>>82279506
Pipe down AIapumong

>>82279513
He's a decent lad. Good poster here. He's embedded himself in Britfeel culture whether you like it or not mate.

>>82279542
telling that you cant post a single likeable thing about him except "he posts here all the fucking time"
i am yet to see him post a single fucking thing of worth

Admirables but mistakens x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1xpTljAiqw

>>82279556
he's funny and comes up with good things like wuppas and wot woodles

>>82279569
He never invented W posting. He's never produced or made anything. He just copies others.

>>82279569
yeah lad spamming Ws is proper comedy gold
seen better fucking humour at the bottom of my bog after a rough shit

not wanked in quite a few days, think I may, dunno what sites are even up

>>82279571
>He never invented W posting.
who did then? I think it's a HHL invention me x

>>82279579
fair play like not gonna like everyone are you but i like him and that's all that matters for me x

YouTune is screwing me over. Skipping on iconic clips. Anyone esle getting this shit?

>>82279089
sorry lad but its rummy to import finnish apustajas en masse when we've plenty of our own assistance amphibians in need of three beige meals a day

Stole UK chairman from makaveli
Stole Apu posting from Fren on /pol/
Stole youtube fame from bus woman having a melty
Stole being an alcoholic from SSM
Stole w posting from pizza wizza poster
Stole his politics from Hitler
Stole cheers x from footmong
Stole being a nonce from Shippy.
Stole his place in care home by faking illness

I\f i dying ins the street you would walk right over me x

Fuck you briteel

You just wanted to me fun of me x

6 hour journey to walk over that neck

Stole your maas cock

YOU DECIDE WHAT'S FUNNY OR NOT X

>>82277597 (OP)
Fuck wagner. Russian volunteer corpus better

eVERYBODY IS NASTY TO EACH OTHER


I'M NOT TOO SENSIITVE FOR THIS ERA X

Might go bed early on a Saturday lmao

ruth going to the toilets to take off her wanties so itts easier for will to finger her in the cinema

>>82279628
S'not all of the thread.

Thought lost me wallet, Just found it x

instead of "find wallet" you should find god x

>>82279744

Fuck you going on about? I believe in God x

God protects me from all you perverted bullies x

you do not act upon his teachings

i have a really fucking hard time connecting "message board poster" to "actual person".

even seeing HelperLad speaking on video, even knowing he's autistic/whatever, at worst it's confusing, at best it's hilarious. we're in the dying days of the internet. enjoy it while it lasts, lads.

>>82279767

He's not happy with you. You joined in cyberbulling tonight. Enjoy hell Bullyboy x

Every day could be your last day on 4chan.

Every day we online a good day x

remember a while back when we were walking back from the britfeel arms to britfeel towers and we found that apuette we thought was dead and anon cut her ear off to keep and fuck? well she lived and she's talking. hope you can afford the 10bong fine for aputilation

>>82279621
I'd finish you off to make sure, twat

>>82279839
>>82279840
This. No point having that time full of arguments.

Might go to beddybyes

>>82279873
Nighty night.
I'll probably be awake another hour. But maybe not.

aiming to be up til close to midnight then its beddies time

Heil fucking Hitler x

Fuck the lot xx

>>82279923
not so fucking proud about your racist hateful ideologies outside of the internet are you long neck? you know you would get battered haha

>>82279923
you'd be one of the first thrown in the gaschamber you wastrel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dafoCFkuaKk

You think this qt does anal?

>>82279930
he plays on football teams with nogs dont he
bet he isnt spouting it then

>>82279923
>Heil fucking HitIer x

>Fuck the lot xx

How it should be

Heil Hitler x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYlXjr-Cyyo

>>82279953
bet you understand fuck all about his politics lad
especially given you'd be dead within a week

>>82279953
the nazis would think of you as a "useless eater"

England has been betrayed x

Expect surprises in London x

>>82279953
sad sad attention seeking mong. no wonder you will die a sexless unloved addict.

Nazis had an official policy to execute people with weirdly long necks

First KingCobraJFS, then Help HelperLad x

>>82279973
not even that unlikely given they would measure your skull in every metric to make sure you didnt have ebonics in you

>>82279965
interesting post sean gay alien will make sure the anti terror unit are made aware

you imbeciles will lose this place and that makes me happy after scrolling through this thread

>>82279979
someone needs to report him to prevent honestly

>>82279989
Why? Honest question, what does any of his weird drunk/coked up ramblings have to do with any credible threat exactly?

>>82279979
he's running terror cells from care homes
he needs to be stopped
how many other spackers has he twisted with his sick ideology?
his football team are all goose stepping nazis now
he try to get into pool team too.

>>82279994
>Why?
Cos I hate the cunt.

Funny how christian artists always depict adam and eve with belly buttons LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

National Socialists will take control in short term x

>>82280011
What will you do if they don't, lad?

>>82279620
so what you're saying is he's a parasite>

>>82280011
They couldn't even take control when NS was the height of its popularity and had a relatively charismatic leader with Mosley.
They won't be able to do shit now if they couldn't then.

And even if they do, you will be executed in seconds lad.

The Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom lads

>>82280006
Don't see how that's funny but okay

>>82280050
she's one of us now

>>82280018
>>82280026

You sound like Juden. We will take full control. If you have nothing to hide you are sound. We will search your house and your social media history.

>>82280050
She trying to get a free hotel now?

>>82280061
Only if they search yours first mate. Best of luck.

Wait a minute. Just thinking about Adam and Eve. In Eden, God tells them not to eat of the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for they will "surely die". But then later the serpent asks Eve if God said they will "surely die" if they eat the fruit and she says "yes", but then the serpent says that's not true and instead you will "become like him [gods] and gain the knowledge of good and evil".

Eve eats the fruit and do they die? Well, no. Instead all that happens is God says "now the man has become like one of us, knowing good and evil".

So who was lying here? The serpent or God? It seems quite plainly that God was lying to Adam and Eve.

Curious, eh?

>>82280064

I am already a member of the party my fren. But you? You seem like juden. Where do you live?

>>82280061
>You sound like Juden.
Lazy, workshy, liars and swindlers. You tick all the boxes. Uncle Adolf hated these traits he saw in the Jews. You have read mein kampf haven't you?

>>82280089
>Where do you live
In a home I own from working, not a "care home" for the parasitic wastrels that the national socialists would sooner throw in an oven than tolerate.

>>82280070
Spiritual death mong and "surely die" doesn't have to mean "literally suddenly spontaneously combust" that's just how you've chosen to interpret it for your gay reddit tirade

HHL in 1940's Germany.

>>82280106
At least they'd be good for forced labour.
HHL would be too busy hiding away from work and doing drugs (e.g. being a degenerate who should be purged)

>>82280106
Best image I've seen of this lol ta lad saved

>>82280105
Ah got it, so we were all just meant to interpolate some additional meaning that isn't mentioned in the text as a post-facto rationalisation for an obviously contradictory story. Thank goodness that cleared it up so cleanly.

But also, isn't it weird how God, when commenting on what happened, says exactly what the serpent said, rather than what he said to begin with?

Just an oddity I suppose.

Nazis say get in the showers, Sean says how hi-ACK

>>82280090
>>82280100

Nice anti-white Jewish propaganda x


Not gonna work on me x

phwoar good few games on the Xbox de lads now for asmr and sleep <3 x

Odd how John mentions that Jesus was crucified before the Passover, but the other synoptic gospels put his crucifixion after the Passover. Just a weird detail to get wrong for the inspired word of God, eh?

>>82280158
are these jews in the room with you now lad?
I have a literal fucking nazi band's flag on my wall you twat, I still know you'd be offed the moment they got hold of you

>>82280166
sure i remember reading something in the bible about being allowed to sell your daughter after she got raped or something like that, seems a tad harsh to me but who am i to judge the word of the almighty

>>82280129
>It is true that Adam and Eve didn't die the exact day they ate, as some seem to think Genesis 2:17 implies. The Hebrew is die-die (muwth-muwth), which is often translated as "surely die" or literally as "dying you shall die" which indicates the beginning of dying (i.e. an ingressive sense). At that point, Adam and Eve began to die and would return to dust. If they were meant to have died right then, the text should have used muwth only once, as is used in the Hebrew meaning "dead, died, or die" and not "beginning to die" or "surely die.
So it is in the text
However even in English,no, "surely die" doesn't always mean "immediately, instantly physically die", it's not a phone book is it, if we're reading a holy book known for parables then yeah it's pretty reasonable that you consider what the words are actually saying before you have your euphoric emotional breakdown that you've outsmarted God

HEIL FUCKING HITLER

SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAxNxRru_RU

>>82280166
Yeah that's really strange mate and when you think about it since according to you it was all a ruse to present a fake story then why didn't the church just throw Luke in there as the only gospel anyway? How did they not realise there's different details and didn't foresee you would BTFO them so easily? It mysterious

Also, and this is just a little minor quibble that I'm sure the omnipotent, omniscient God intended to include in his perfect inspired word, but in Mark, Jesus send his disciples out to teach and tells them to bring nothing except a staff, whereas in Matthew and Luke he tells them to take nothing with them not even a staff.

Just an odd one, a little niggle, nothing too egregious, should be a simple matter to rectify.

>>82280191
you dont know a single thing about the nazis besides "jews bad >:(" do you

done in. classic HHL style.

>>82280212
Yep the frog at the Wollox Centre just hit the alarm.

>>82280191
Classic lad x

Here's a music vid you might enjoy:
https://limewire.com/?referrer=pq7i8xx7p2

>>82280218
we are fucking DONE

>>82280198
I'd say it would be more suspicious as a pre arranged false story if 4 separate accounts 1:1 agreed on every single little minute detail considering its said to he divinely inspired but still written by humans at the end of the day. Could be God put "quibbles" like that to filter people like you who'd reject the bigger picture over silly things like that. Also stop talking like Alex o connor ffs just talk normal.

Billions must die x

let down my mates tonight. chose ketamine over the gig. and then drink over the ket. and then ket over the drink.
you could even say, overall, i've let myself down.

>>82280258
>Could be God put "quibbles" like that to filter people like you who'd reject the bigger picture over silly things like that.
Do you actually believe that lad?

>>82280212
Nice set of bollocks lad

>>82280279
THE FACE OF THE SMUG, DETACHED, GEN X ETHOS

WE'RE ALL ABOUT SINCERITY NOW, US MILLENNIALS, IN THE MIDDLE GROUND

The Phantom Menace wasn't great, but it was fucking FUN

Wizzas on me wayy me. Lmfao. Fucking losers.

I win x

He orders his wizza over the phone, like a 70 year old

>>82280291
Look where you are tonight and you're a lolcow here lad

Aww fuck fuck dinosaurs

Onlt wanted to me make fun of me,


I'LL KILL YA AND I'LL KILL THE LOT OF YA X

Bans on tap for rLad x

WELPRLID DON'T MOVE DON'T MOVE X

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Fvom_GqM

>>82280279
It doesn't matter what I believe, you're talking about exegesis and that's one interpretation whether you think it's likely true or not. I think millions of people live and lived Christian lives without giving this a second thought or having even read the bible at all before Luther because like any religion its about morals and rituals which if they go over your head because you want to autistically fixate on a few sentences that don't change much of anything then i think that would lend some strength to that idea. However it could all mean stuff we don't even realise. Nothing about God being omnipotent or omniscient means the gospels can't have contradictions really that's a fallacy. Like I said it's not a phone book. But millions of people over 2000 years seem to have understood the gospel fine with a lot less information and big brainpower available than you.

nice little holiday de lad

coMING FOR YOU PAL X

sHUT ME OFF X

might start playing left4dead 2 again, idk, or maybe doom, just want some kind of mindless game that reminds me of old fashioned shoot em ups as a kid

Do you feel that?

Oh no x

TURN OFF YA FUCKING LIGHTS

>>82280335
Wonderful, mhmm, I see that's very interesting, but maybe, and please feel free to disagree with me if you think I'm wrong here, but do you not think that maybe a perfect God should be able to write a book that doesn't contradict itself? Why would he allow any contradictions at all? Why would it not be perfect? Of course, he may have done so through human mediators, but if the human mediators impart errors then it would by definition be not his perfect message in its unchanged entirety. Why would he allow that?

Just a little thing that comes to mind on reading, a slip up perhaps, maybe a scribe had a bit too much wine on a long evening copying the text?

>some YouTuber 'researching' 4chan's most SCANDALOUS personalities
>sees HelperLad