>>82306952
>What've we got, ladies?
>31 year old KHHV, intel says he was teased in school. Surveillance shows nerdneck and wearing trousers in summer. Internet history is, among other things, a 16 hour a day 4chan slog. Financials have come back and show repeated Steam purchases. Unconfirmed reports of excessive anime consumption.
>Jesus, we need to act fast. Alright, ladies, listen up! We've got a code V. Stockings on, this man needs extreme amounts of oral, vaginal and anal sex immediately! I want everyone prelubed and in the chopper in five!