Thread 82288022

Welcome to the L4yer Cak3 edition

Tuppence sex with Ruth

Ruthence sex with Tupp

Can't be fucked with ordering off Uber Eats cos too expensive and makes me feel lazy
Live super far away from all the shops
Going out anyway to get my alcohol, who knows hopefully I get targeted by psychopathic kids and one of them kills me

>>82288062
Go and collect your own food instead of funding the ooga booga invasion

Casual sex is fine, nawt wrong with it desu

480 is hardly an early thread

/posters
>There are just 3 posters in the britfeel group chat

>>82288127
And I'm 2 of them de lid x

Sean's tuppence

>>82288120
In fact it's actually quite late for post-400 anxiety lad

To all the hitched up lads ITT, is Sunday night a sex night for you and the missus?

It's bank holiday and you know what that means? Chads around the country will be getting sucked and fucked tonight, oh aye. Millions of vaginas oozing with Chad spunk.

>>82288182
Bet that more than a few arses are getting shagged too I reckon, well you might as well if you've not got work the next day intit?

>>82288182
>It's bank holiday and you know what that means?
no post tomorrow? fuck.

>tfw have to work tomorrow
>tfw no arse to shag anyway
might aswell earn some money innit

think it will really be that busy tonight? was gonna go nightwalking but dont want to if its full of normals

Sex every night except when she's on her period. Sex 1st thing most mornings also
Life is good.

>>82288257
i remember when i was younger and less fat and/or ugly, always hated morning sex then but id kill for it now

SEASIDE evening update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxfgwO887lY

>>82288281
>SEASIDE evening update
fascinating

MARKS out with Helen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQIf20esOqY

remember catching my mate getting sucked off by his girlfriend (who was also a good friend) in his bedroom before walking to school together

>>82288307
>MARKS out with Helen
bodacious

>>82288307
>MARKS out with Helen
fascinating

Does anyone actually watch SSM videos all the way through from start to finish?

mad how when you think about the state of the country it all comes down to greed, politicians lining their own pockets year on year whilst shitting on your average man, all due to greed, boat wog hotels, someone profits bigly, infinity migration? wage suppression, profiting bigly, tax breaks for their corporate mates, bigly profits, destroy the culture and country to move the gdp up due to endless greed, consumed by the greed demon, the housing crisis being manufactured, there are empty houses but no, they couldn't be sound and run a normal country because they wont line their pockets as much. They all worship mammon, the demon of greed.

>>82288339
Watched a few of them when he was posted on /brit/ years ago and never watched another one since. Second hand lolcow that isn't funny or interesting.
He's laughs for the simple minded.

>>82288364
so if you had to sum it up as one of the seven deadly sins, which would you say it is?

Tried playing Omori. I'm too old for the style of writing and found the battles too difficult so uninstalled and asked ChatGPT for the full spoilers. Mari is hot, god I wish the picture was me

>>82288364
>mad how when you think about the state of the country it all comes down to greed, politicians lining their own pockets year on year whilst shitting on your average man, all due to greed, boat wog hotels, someone profits bigly, infinity migration? wage suppression, profiting bigly, tax breaks for their corporate mates, bigly profits, destroy the culture and country to move the gdp up due to endless greed, consumed by the greed demon, the housing crisis being manufactured, there are empty houses but no, they couldn't be sound and run a normal country because they wont line their pockets as much. They all worship mammon, the demon of greed
fascinating

>>82288364
A lot of this just doesn't add up though. The average MP is not some insanely wealthy pocket-liner. Most of the current cabinet members, while obviously above average as anyone would expect even for non-corrupt and well-governed countries, have net worths of between 2-8 million pounds. That's the result of burning an entire country down just to line their pockets? Doesn't seem like they're doing very well, does it?

Not to mention that many of them readily pursue anti-economical policies that directly impact their net worth like tax rises.
>tax breaks for their corporate mates
Like what exactly? The most profitable businesses in the UK (energy companies) are taxed the most, at a staggering 78%, shouldn't the opposite be the case?
>to move the gdp up due to endless greed
GDP growth has been abysmal for decades, again if you're saying this is all in the service of lining their pockets they are apparently the worst politicians in the world at doing so.

Look, I'm not saying there aren't vested interests who seek to profit from the decline, of course there are, but you've got cause and effect around the wrong way. The people in charge of us would be doing the exact same things regardless of whether they made any profit and the profits they are making are really quite meagre all things considered.

>>82288503
>A lot of this just doesn't add up though. The average MP is not some insanely wealthy pocket-liner. Most of the current cabinet members, while obviously above average as anyone would expect even for non-corrupt and well-governed countries, have net worths of between 2-8 million pounds. That's the result of burning an entire country down just to line their pockets? Doesn't seem like they're doing very well, does it?

>Not to mention that many of them readily pursue anti-economical policies that directly impact their net worth like tax rises.
>tax breaks for their corporate mates
Like what exactly? The most profitable businesses in the UK (energy companies) are taxed the most, at a staggering 78%, shouldn't the opposite be the case?
>to move the gdp up due to endless greed
GDP growth has been abysmal for decades, again if you're saying this is all in the service of lining their pockets they are apparently the worst politicians in the world at doing so.

>Look, I'm not saying there aren't vested interests who seek to profit from the decline, of course there are, but you've got cause and effect around the wrong way. The people in charge of us would be doing the exact same things regardless of whether they made any profit and the profits they are making are really quite meagre all things considered.
fascinating

>he STILL can't fascinatingpost properly
OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAYS BLUD

going to start spamming fascinating forever now it's so funny if I see some shite drivel about politics or something I'm just going to put fascinating

>>82288534
>he STILL can't fascinatingpost properly
>OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAYS BLUD
fascinating

>>82288534
it is a tad embarrassing for him, he's fucked it up twice now

>>82288546
someone said this, then they started doing it. so they've beaten you to the punch.
may i suggest 'riveting.' as an alternative?

>>82288546
>going to start spamming fascinating forever now it's so funny if I see some shite drivel about politics or something I'm just going to put fascinating
blimey

>>82288575
>going to start spamming fascinating forever now it's so funny if I see some shite drivel about politics or something I'm just going to put fascinating
thrilling

>>82288534
>>he STILL can't fascinatingpost properly
>OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAYS BLUD
pwnt

>>82288555
>it is a tad embarrassing for him, he's fucked it up twice now
blimey

>>82288534
>>he STILL can't fascinatingpost properly
>OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAYS BLUD
REKT HIM

>>82288534
>>he STILL can't fascinatingpost properly
>OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAYS BLUD
He'll never recover

>>82288595
>blimey
good lord

>>82288534
>>he STILL can't fascinatingpost properly
>OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAYS BLUD
you've done him

Actual spam shit

That lad needs to learn from shippy how to fascinatingpost twice he's dropped a bollock now

>>82288534
>>he STILL can't fascinatingpost properly
>OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAYS BLUD
He will NOT like this post

Second rate retard spammong absolutely seething that he was called out for not even being able to spam his shitty gimmick correctly. Proceeds to shit up the thread because he is a mature fully grown man.

oh my days, that could be one, give the lad a nice "oh my days"

>>82288693
if my mistake gets him banned for spamming then so be it. don't care anyway I will be doing the thread a service

Friendly reminder that Shippy is a paedophile

Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.
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gimmicks
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>lord lucan
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Alizee avatar fagging
fascinating spamming


notable posts
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732


The most worrying post is this one
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524
>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 11th birthday. Crisis averted
Anyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other way
Anyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girl.


And this one is concerning, it's just the one word
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065
>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go
>probably

why not a female James Bond?

>omd
for me, it's Dazzle Ships.

>>82288728
Jasmine Bond

Any of you lads tried weed? Whats it like, am I missing out? Getting bored of drinking all the time desu

>>82288764
i like the idea on paper, chilling out, enjoying music more, etc. at its best i just ate a lot. at worst i had pure schizo psychosis shit, but it's not something i'm missing out on.

might be for you (and i don't think it should be illegal) but it's not for me.

we drinking red stripe
we strumming chords and singing
lg life's good

He's already reset his IP. Zero life outside of 4chan.

Jane Bond, fighting the baddies, driving those cars, sleeping with handsome men, oh aye.

>>82288764
Tried it once and when I was high it just felt like I was drunk. Light headed and a little bit confused. Was fucking starving as well after it.

>>82288728
I have no idea why but they can't write a female doctor for shit, like would it be to hard to get an older granny one that's like mary poppins? Have her run an orphanage in the 1800s and do a whole series of her taking them on adventures, I'm just sick of all the young acting doctors.

Female james bond but she's just as rapey towards men as classic bond was towards women.

if you ever want shippy to stop spamming post the dossier about him he soon fucks off

coming around to the depressing realisation that drink is probably the best 'social' drug. yeah it's a downer, you act like a tit, but it's more about removing inhibitions and being a bit more emotional for the evening, and you all understand it's temporary.

MDMA is more fun but you kind of need to be in the right setting and all that. and fuck knows how people could take it as often as people go out drinking.

any instrument/music lads here tonight?
another tinny gone oh my

strongest thing i touch these days is nicotine, yes, im getting old

>>82288837
Yeah lad, spent all my money on guitars I can't really play but i love music more than anything

>>82288826
That shit kills your brain if you take it more than once a month

The Real Slim Shady was such a fucking good track holy shit, Em absolutely nailed it.

Ahem, fellow nonces, we're SO FUCKING BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmFVtcjdyg

>>82288886
alri 50 cent la

>>82288886
2 off there lad hard shit

>>82288775
Was it that bad? I worry that's how I might end up, tried lsd once and thought I was going to die for 6 hours

>>82288182
I actually could have had sex this morning with the gf as she wanted to come over early so I could fuck her but I said to her no because I want to do my autistic morning routine in which I take a nice long poo, go for a quick walk around the neighborhood then drink a coffee, eat a flapjack and shitpost on 4chan because since working fulltime I dont get to indulge in my comfy morning routine as often. Might see her tomorrow.

>>82288858
same here, can't play for shit but I love playing around with pedals and songwriting in that way
maybe ill post a vocaroo if i get more drunk

>>82288764
Aye. Doesn't gel for me at all. Makes me very paranoid and stuck in negative thoughts

>>82288764
Made me feel sick and lethargic. Not great

>>82288912
saw this on /tv/. will reiterate my question here:
since she is at school during the day, what are the vampire rules, here? how will they work around drinking blood?

>>82289014
She has to ask her one human friend if she can drink her period blood to sustain her during the day.

>>82289014
You'll have to watch to find out

>>82288534
>>he STILL can't fascinatingpost properly
>OH MY DAAAAAAAAAAYS BLUD
bodacious

can we start saying diabolical? thats what all the cool kids are saying these days, everytime some cunt posts something we just go "diabolical" like that

any lads here excited for the new drag race season

>>82289051
should go back to late 80s america

tubular

>>82288973
Fuck yeah, I know what you mean. What guitars do you like?

>>82289056
thats proper rad that is, might start saying it

>>82289067
gnarIy

>>82289051
Isn't that what the main character of The Boys says? You know, the one who's a cuckold and the moral message behind the show is that he should accept it for the good of his wife and her affair child? Nah, I'm alright thanks.

>>82289025
cor it is tackling relatable teen issues head on. a worthy successor to Disney's 'The Story of Menstruation'.

>>82288837
I play guitar, love me guitar I do, mostly play metal tho, learning some bolt thrower because its groovy and quite easy, fucking about with various black metal riffs and ive created the idea for a tune, tempted to get on reaper and figure out some drums and maybe record it.

fuck those Super Mario World bonus levels.

>>82289062
i'm a fender guy mainly, jazzmasters being my favourite, but I like other brands too. i also own 2 eastwood guitars. they're a cool company, remaking lesser known vintage japanese guitars mainly. really want to pick up a microtonal guitar at some point too
i own 2 acoustic guitars that i rarely play, can't remember the brands of them
how aboot you? x

>>82289149
totally mondo bro

I was actually using those bonus levels as a reference tbqh, good catch.

WHAT IS GOING????

https://x.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1959678712204714212

i should play acoustic more

phwoaaaaaar proper comfeh love it x

bender jizzmaster

>>82288912
Disney Channel going for that teenage gooner audience. Corrrrrr!

>>82289146
cool lad, i'm too shit to play metal. i can play some burzum riffs but that's about it

>Asylum hotel operators have been told to house convicted foreign criminals including arsonists. The Telegraph can disclose.

>Home Office documents provided to firms contracted to arrange accommodation state that providers must acknowledge and agree that some residents may be ex-foreign national offender released on criminal bail

>>82288837
I play bass because i have phat manly sausages for fingers

>>82289146
abb 2 weeks ago i learned how to play Eternal war \m/

Busy with learnin spirit crusher from death rn

>>82289220
Alri footchad, feeling invigorated after chasing off Seanieboy yesterday?

>>82289256
>spirit crusher
very noice, im up to fast string skip picky fucking bit that I cant remember what to properly call before the solo, learning for victory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwQJu1ua6VQ

luv me some bolt thrower

>>82289187
cor. he down with the yoof.

also did Twitter give Reform their own special little icon?

>>82289164
It is Fender for me too, played an american standard telecaster for years which was ok but sold it bought a 51 Nocaster reissue which is so nice. gives you the really nice tele bridge tone but with both pickups on together it really takes off. what is the jazzmaster like? Ive never tried one.

Eastwood make great guitars, bet those are nice

>ukpunting hidden nearly all their reviews now
ffs

wish the guitar fags would fuck off

>>82289302
Not sure about that one chief

>>82289387
more of a keyboard lad?

>>82289389
you've done him, there. now we all know he is someone who wishes he had a more attractive family.

Bolt Thrower are top de lid. Oh aye. x

>>82289389
Grim thought from a disturbed mind

>inherited grans house
so, what now? Don't think I can quit my job as need money for day to day.

Thanks Gran, I love you

>>82289484
>tfw gran sold it, kept the dough then moved into a small flat and just hasn't talked to me since 19, 5 years ago and directs all her attention onto aunts 5 year old

bit gay ngl, im not even a mega loser or anything, got a job and a gf but just couldn't give a fuck. Wish I could have inherited her house it was big as fuck and brick.

>>82289466
been listening to them a lot lately, its just belter track after track, really wish they still performed.

God is punishing me, making me sick because of my AI gooning.

>>82289541
Why does god have to be the cause? Wouldn't you feel just as unwell if there wasn't a god?

>>82289565
God is wise and knows AI gooning is degenerate and should be punished.

God did my wollox in.

>>82289541
I'm cum 4 times in 2 days to ai gooning. Normally I'm 3 times a week kinda guy

Went all out this weekend me. Five cooms. Dick is quite sore I must say.

These flowers do have a pusyesque look. Pink with a hole inside.

>>82289698
for me it's knotholes in trees, and some varieties of mushroom.

mum did a banging Sunday roast lads

cooor and day off tomorrow even better hope all sound lads have enjoyed their weekend <3.

me? wanking has increased due to the warmer weather, im not sure why this happens

I am a refugee from my native /int/ general. There are leftos squatting there, threatening to report based posts to the police. I will not be a cuck and continue posting there without voicing political stuff. So I'll stop posting there entirely. Imagine the cuckness, entertaining people with genuinely funny, original and good posts and as reward they hate on you once every 20th post you make makes fun of their broken world view.

>>82289780
britpols alright for politics but I find them to be less tolerant towards din dins posting and other drivel talk

Had to hire a spaffematician Apu to calculate the best times to wank each day and to what.

>>82289780
i am one of them leftos and i don't give a shit tbqh.
mad how ANYONE is ever taking message board posts seriously to the point of the police genuinely getting involved. the internet is actually serious business now?

Just used UberEats to order from a co-op that's closed. Turns out even though they closed for the public at 4pm today on a Sunday. They are still open for online delivery orders. Mental. Technology is wonderful.

>>82289742
That mushroom has seen a lot of cock

>>82289681
I've been leaking out my cock all week with it but haven't actually wanked off.

Going to have a lovely shower before bed, lads. Cooorrrrr I tell you it's a treat to do.

>>82289698
fanny flowers trying to seduce lads
NOT RITE

>fanny flowers
phwoar, got all her videos, me.

>>82289821
Outside the US and their first amendmend, 4chan-style discussions aren't really legal. Banter = racism, or insults, or defamation or slander... basically, anything that isn't linkedin style HR sterility can get you in trouble (99.999% of the time it doesn't, tho). This is how you push people into the darknet. I'd wish there would be AI-moderated active chans that automatically sort out garbage.

*burns down a migrant hotel*
dazza you fucking mad lad
>brainlet(16).png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veg0cHBspNY

Love Goodfellas so fucking much

Hope I get to be a Western girl in the next life. Being a male fucking sucks. No wonder so many failed males like me troon out

>>82289993
ave they done it yet?

>>82290040
I enjoyed that scene. Tommy was a monumental bellend.

go to karaoke song lads? for me last nite by the strokes

>>82289966
time was this would be tabloids or something anyway, not random posters online. you might even look worse in the court of public opinion if you take the legal slander/defamation route.

as a website, i think it's fine to say "keep politics on the politics board" or whatever (does get irritating to be honest). i don't know why Twitter, specifically, is taken seriously. P.C. Plod showing up at someone's door because they posted something racist on a glorified guestbook. even if it's a handful of rare cases, how the hell do the police take that one seriously?

hopefully this Online Safety Act nonsense will fizzle out, maybe even get repealed. but fuck knows.

>>82290045
When looking at the demographic trends, I really wouldn't want to be a woman in the yookay during the coming decades.

>>82290080
My favourite is leaving the karaoke place and going home and having a nice evening in because karaoke is fucking gay.

>>82290040
have you seen casino lad?

>>82290110
The government has made it very clear they are not going to repeal or amend the OSA.
>>82290128
Yes lad, I actually prefer Casino on a personal level, though I think Goodfellas is the better made film.

>>82290080
Pokemon theme tune. nothing like a bunch of drunk 30somethings all singing along to Pokemon.

Think I have fucking whiplash. Neck is killing me.

fuck it, going for a night drive, dont care if its bank holiday and there are maniacal taxi drivers everywhere, need myself a nice nightdrive

>Hustlers University (Andrew Tate's online course thing) user list leaked in data breach
>it's fucking 90% Indians
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

>>82290190
Hello sir, are you a hustler as well?

>>82290110
I heard about Hyphanet and FMS (forums). I will look into this. I have no desire posting anwhere with traceable IP anymore. "Stop complaining about heat and fatten down instead" = insult, even the most innocent banter is theoretically an offense.

>>82290187
>nightdrive
>top tier comfy
post photos lad

>>82290139
> they are not going to repeal or amend the OSA.
just mind-bogglingly stupid it got passed in the first place. but after some other bills, it's not even surprising. we're going full-on police state.

will be interesting to see how the 4chan case works out. who the fuck's even being 'radicalised' by 4chan, and why couldn't 15-year-olds become evil far-right terrorists through some other medium?

>>82290223
might park up somewhere and take a few pictures, dont think 02 will let me post here though desu, im sure i tried a while back and it said something about adult content or some bollocks like that

>>82290116
Western liberalism always wins.They'll be fine

>>82290187
Shall be doing the same when I pass. Done 3 lessons now and I'm picking it up pretty well.

nightdrives are fine, but i'm keeping an eye out for that nightwalk anon. something shifty about him.

Holy fuck lads, I didn't realise she was so big. I bet she'd make a peasant like me worship her huge feet haha

>>82290231
>just mind-bogglingly stupid it got passed in the first place.
Yes and no. In an objective sense it's obviously an absurd piece of legislation, but it fits perfectly in line with the goals and priorities of the monoparty government we've had for decades.
>will be interesting to see how the 4chan case works out.
4chan won't pay, obviously, and will be protected by very clear and longstanding precedent in the American legal system that American companies are not subject to foreign penalties. OFCOM will then turn around and say 'see, it's not complying' and then make UK ISPs ban access to it. Once again, Brits will lose.
>who the fuck's even being 'radicalised' by 4chan, and why couldn't 15-year-olds become evil far-right terrorists through some other medium?
Again this is a sort of yes and no situation. By objective measures, no, nobody is being 'radicalised' by 4chan. But, have you looked through what the government considers to be 'radical' opinions/views/politics in the current year? By their own twisted definitions then yes, many many people are being 'radicalised' by 4chan, just as they are being 'radicalised' by twitter, facebook, instagram and virtually every other place on the internet where young white men can gather to discuss the state of things openly; that's why they're trying to censor the entire internet. Their goal is not to solve the problems we face (because they see them as good things), but rather to control the narrative discourse around those topics instead.

Love seeing all the footage of Notting Hill carnival. Lots of sexy black gyals shaking their cake in skimpy outfits. They'd fucking get it.

life is a bit like that sometimes x

>>82290299
>very clear and longstanding precedent in the American legal system that American companies are not subject to foreign penalties.
based Americans. completely in the right, here. fuck the websites who prematurely blocked UK users. the only winning move is not to play.
>make UK ISPs ban access to it. Once again, Brits will lose.
we'll see. i mean it happens with torrent trackers etc., the explainer they put out is pretty vague. court order to ISPs: on what grounds, and how long does that take? this was always framed as the onus being on service providers (whereas, in practice, it's affecting us as users).
>what the government considers to be 'radical' opinions/views/politics in the current year
yeah it's absurd. like even with young white male neo-Nazis, they could just go to Stormfront. read/post whatever.
going round kicking people's heads in? yeah, bad stuff. using a fucking internet forum? people have these conversations in pubs. go ban pubs.

Fok man, how does some piglet have a higher smv than me, a lifting guy with 1.5 degrees fok this ghey earth.


Side note: watching indie a24 films on film4 has been kino for a over decade and still is now

>>82290364
they've been trying to get rid of pubs as well. to be fair.

>>82290364
>go ban pubs.
They would love to, in fact in a way they're sort of trying to already just through other means. The net rate of pub openings vs closures is -350 per year at the moment, mostly due to energy price rises (resulting from government trade policy and net zero policy). On top of that the Employment Rights Bill will make it so that businesses are responsible/liable in situations where their employees feel 'offended' by speech even if that speech isn't being made by employees of the company i.e. if you banter in a pub and a waitress overhears you say you don't like muslim rape gangs and becomes 'offended', the PUB must pay damages and/or ensure that the speech is controlled - realistically that means kicking customers out; you can see how this will invariably lead to additional excess closures on the margins.

SAAR! DO NOT BE DOING THE HUSTLE AND THE BUSTLE! SAAAAAAAAR!

>skip intro
>watch credits
hate this bollocks

>>82290281
old nightwalk anon? that would be me but i cant remember the last time i did a good old fashioned /nightwalk/

>>82290426
bit vague this lad. What we supposed to do with this

>>82290403
>>82290406
more of an economic one this, don't want pubs to die ;_; but at least if they tried some pub equivalent of internet censorship, drinkers would kick off more.

>>82290406
It's all so tiresome. Why did boomers let women do this?

>>82290466
Lazy lad sort it out

>>82290522
tell me about it lad, the belly is coming back and everything, not seen it for years until recently

>>82290348
Why not go ? You can catch a wine

just did a nightwalk to maccies and back myself
avoided eye contact with every passer-by as per usual

Me? 50 sit ups, 50 squats, pull ups in sets of ten until failure, 5km jog. Every day, no excuses.

In all seriousness, that's all you need, that and don't eat like shit every day.

>>82290546
Don't like parties or crowds, too loud, too many people, too hot, food is too expensive, travel into and out is too expensive, plus I'm a shy loser and while he cute is a nice meme in reality no women want me :(

Textless posts are not allowedallowedallowed

saw the new superman today. fucking shit. complete woke, hollywood ruins everything

>>82290599
I've only seen little clips on youtube but it looks like it's four separate movies all jammed into one. And yeah, it looks like absolute dogshit.

>>82290599
>complete woke
what makes you say that, lad?
i thought it was messy even for a bit of light-hearted popcorn fluff. just way too many characters.

>>82290599
superhero stuff gives me a headache
pleased I can't watch it

My Apu had to drop out of Wustlers university. Always fumbled the fucking sauce packets; he either couldn't open them or would squeeze its contents down the side of the bun and he never toasted that either. He once put the cheese in without taking it out of its plastic too and that's what lost him his place. Sometimes I make him one just to wind the lid up.

I downloaded tinder again, multiple different apps and even matched with a girl that makes me salivate. Rarely get a date and when I do they always mention how many dates they go on (a lot) when the topic comes around. Maybe I need to maxx more but it sucks. I lift, have decent career prospects, have tons of acquaintances/affable, but no real friends. Fok man

>>82290638
I liked it, Superman has always been "woke," not sure what he's on about. Must be a Snyderbro.

Holy shit Dominic Cummings has been murdered what the fuck

Superman peaked with the 90s cartoon. 40s cartoons are pretty cool too. maybe rotoscoping is cheating, but it looks neat.

Smallville was comfy.

Hi NEETs, just to let you know that tomorrow I will NOT be working for your bennies thanks x

>>82290666
Why would you make this up you little faggot?

>>82290666
Sounds like he cummed his last ming, hahaa

DC should've stuck to pumping about absolutely kino cartoon series and movies. Justice League and Justice League Unlimited were genuinely excellent shows.

>>82290666
will his estate refund my subscription to his blog?

Domdick Cumminge

>>82290677
you deserve the day off lad
get a taste of the good life x

>>82290553
alright Saitama

>>82290687
Dominic Cummings?

>>82290553
Literally can't do a push up me. Not fat, just unfit. Seems like to be a bunch of different ways of doing it too which is annoying.

Lads I've downloaded Trackmania time to race some cars

>>82290553
Swap the 5km jog for a 30 minute incline walk at 12 degrees preferably around 3 mph

Your knees and ankles won't collapse and it's just as effective for fitness.

>>82290741
Oh interesting, thanks lad will look into that. Part of why I like the 5km jog is that I can do it quite quickly though, so the trade off versus time saved might be a bit annoying.

>>82290717
Will Cher be playing in the background?

>>82290766
That is a downside aye, and being stuck on a treadmill which can be dire, but podcasts and stuff help out. Sadly my ankles die on me when I jog

>>82290802
Is your name Joe by any chance lad?

Went for a night walk before and I sat down by some tree and 4 fucking people asked me if I was alright. Cant a man sit by a tree in the year 2025 anymore? What's the big deal?

>>82290651
if he'd paid extra to upgrade to the alpha emperor ferrari stoic tier they'd have passed him without question

>>82290824
Erm, yes. Have we met before?

shippy was vanned

>>82290687
even did the politics of it all pretty well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2U5BHxBRMI

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1959653682603044865/vid/avc1/720x1280/nUoxi7imZbSLEJZ1.mp4

the fuck is this?

ain't clickin that shit no way.

>>82290913
its a video of 2 irish girls threatening a boat enjoy with a knife and hatchet kek

>>82290873
What's the first letter of your last name and tell me what general industry your job is in. I might know you.

>>82290886
>shippy was vanned
fascinating

>>82290895
Oh aye it was great.
>"You've got a space station up there with a laser pointing down!"

Here's an old Patrice O'Neal trick when dealing with women: always make them tell you the end of a story first. Fuck me women just ramble on about nothing.

>>82291039
did your mother complain about you stealing chicken again?

>>82290824
Nah, don't think I said anything super specific enough for you to gleam a name from that so that's a bit of a reach

>>82291097
Why are you impersonating Joe lad? What's your game here?

>>82291058
No, your mum was complaining about how her arsehole hurts after I'm done with her.

>>82291116
Does Joe enjoy incline walking because of his fucked up ankles? If so, tell him he's not the only one

How come when I go to the shops and they ask me if I want a bag and I say "Yeah, two please" they always try and sell you on NOT getting two or more bags saying "Ohhhh I can fit it all into one if you want?" and they turn it into a whole fucking thing? I don't get it. What am I missing here? This happens in all kinds of different shops, it's not just one place or chain.

>>82291145
Why don't you just bring bags with you?

>>82291145
they don't want you wasting money, which is a silly sales tactic buy y'know

>>82291145
i've never had this.
>"yeah, two please."
>they give me two

they've been out of bags entirely before, which is shite. the hell are people meant to do?

>>82291161
I do, I always have one in my pocket, but I wanted to collect more of those types of bags because I'm running low and they come in handy in ways other types of bags don't.

>>82291164
Well that's what the guy today said, "ooh they're 50p a bag". Fuck me, are people THAT destitute?

Been a few years since I've been on this board, when I heard about the shit going down in the UK and then the blanket ban I was sad you guys might be gone now. Glad to see I'm wrong. I'm just some retarded American but wanted to just say glad ya'll are still kicking. I won't ask how not with big brother watching. But keep up the fight and glad this thread still a main fixture of the board.

>>82291145
>>82291186
You look poor

>>82291203
We've had to learn how to bend space and time just to post here lad, you know us bongs, we're resourceful.

IT'S TOO LATE FOR US
LAWYER UP AND SAVE YOURSELVES, AMERICANS ;__;

>>82291203
https://youtu.be/0DBrE5PLPo4

>>82291225
Probably. Everything I wear is from Primark or Clarks. Which is funny because I'm buying my cans of pepsi and doritos and bread with a debit card that has 4000 pounds on it.

gonna have to start taking drugs one of these days, chaps. I don't think I can stand being in my own mind much longer.
Shame I can't stomach alcohol.

>>82291302
couldnt do my life without drugs or alcohol lad

>>82291331
Alcohol just makes me feel ill, and I have issues about the whole thing from seeing people slowly turn into human blobs.
Should I start smoking? I've never done it.

I eat the toes off Britains pigeons.

>>82291411
i knew some cunt was going round doing this.

PIGEON-NO-TOES

>>82291302
Get a job, you'll feel much better

spider just darted under the floorboards while i was trying to stomp it.

fucker's plotting its revenge as we speak.

>>82291554
wouldnt wamt to be you lad

britfeel bully helper
now they bullying a spider
not right

>>82291744
i only bully spiders because they bullied me as a child.
it a defence mechanism. CPTSD.

>>82291785
he's one of the good guys, man!
he's old school

HHL put his neck out for Britain, he knew the score and was punished for it.

wonder where Crossy is now.

I hope all the wersonalities stop posting

>>82291834
Living it large in a caravan. Don't blame him for not coming here anymore to be honest it's been shite here for the past few days.

>>82291841
let's be the change we wish to see in the thread, lad. i know for a fact Chika is lurking on the sly, we should make the place comfortable for his 'return'.

Just days lad?

oh my giddy aunt hours

That's not very fascinating to be honest, mate.

>>82291521
easier said than done.
I'm in talks to maybe start talking to some kind of autism agency

There's something seriously fucking wrong with my neck, lads. It's been unbearably stiff all day and I can't get rid of this migraine. Feel like it's going to fall off. Something not right.

>>82291474
I appreciate this stupid fucking joke making me laugh like a hyena at 1am. You never know what'll tickle your funny bone in the small hours.

>>82291999
Calm down, Australian Satan.

>>82292032
australia? im in japan and its almost 10 am here.

*checks watch*
its half 6 in japan

Wagies be sleeping. Another week of slavery to look forward to. I will never work.

Me and openSUSE have a love-hate relationship. At least they still support 32 bit machines.

might have an early night, go and stare at my phone in bed instead of staring at my computer here, get nice and womfy

>>82292643
I wish I could do that but owning a phone is expensive as a NEET. Laptop by the bed or monitor dragged to bed level.

>>82288022 (OP)
who wants to do gear in 'dale <3

Life is grim until your libido is high again.

>turned 18 a few weeks ago
>starts making sexy videos

I wonder if she's making an OF soon, She's certainly no british rose that's for sure. I expect she'll be covered in tats by 21.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehPa6aN04vk

Really not liking her gaming asmr videos. Definitely don't like the direction she's going in but it seems to work for her.

despite what has been done to it in recent years, i could never come to hate my sweet albion. i have an undying love for this country and i am absolutely certain that they will all fade away, and britain can prosper once again.

Remember when laurel used to look slim a few years back? Now she just looks tubby to me. Probably doesn't help she's a little on the short side. I hope she's working on her weight.

At least are wops is genuine. Unlike these superficial, nasty asmrtists who pretend to like vidya. Now there's a lass you could go down to wetherspoons with on a date. It's a shame she's deep down more into wanting a female partner than a man, though.

>>82293098
Aye we've overcome worse than a horde of brown savages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFdas-kMF74
comfy- the shipping forecast is one of those relics of old england that still persist

Gassy again is it arse?

Scotch whisky- a true Aryan drink.

Just had sex in the hotel bathroom after wifeberg walked in on me in the shower corrrrr and I do mean corrrrr

Might finally shag an oriental woman again soon, me

Proper good this

Wagies will be getting up now. First working day of the week, screaming sprogs, getting paid a shit wage, dead bedroom and for what? Just to spend it all on maintaining a car, mortgage/rent, bills/debts and money leftover to buy their shiny new surveillance phones. Sad.

Kek'd at this broken english message. Fuck Ofcom. Needs an mass audit but they're all on them migrant hotels these days.

All women are nasty creatures living life on easy difficulty. Taking all the comfy jobs and I'm expected to roll my sleeves up and do a shit job they'll never do. No fuck that. Make every one work for my existence. Just the way society operates. Some people work, some don't. Get to work in your lazy girl jobs and let men like me play vidya all day in peace.

All women care about is fun, fun fun. If they had to do real work like building their own fucking home or keeping the shit from backing up, they'd slit their wrists in the bathtub within a week at best.

Men are finally cracking at all this male hate they endure day in day out through the media and gaslighting. I'd rather be a woman and get catcalled daily than endure a man's life these days. At least I'd get some fucking SEX.

Yes I'm fucking mad I haven't had a drop of pussy ever. Society will just have to pay for my mental health now until I die. Fuck working and still living a shit life.

All men should stop working if they are not getting any sex. Simple as. Fuck paying taxes towards immigrants and women. Make this country go to shit for all I care.

>>82294289
Grim as fook lid

Luv woriental women me

p4 on a monday morning

>>82294342
why did she put glitter in her drink, it is weird how literally everything has to be sparkly and colorful for them

>>82294289
It's a bank holiday you moron

>>82294289
It's a bank holiday you dumb cunt. I'm laying in bed enjoying doing nothing.

Me? Arch linux and a thinkpad!
Me? Arch linux and a thinkpad!

Got a new trim this morning

>>82290638
>>82290663
The whole movie is IMMIGRATION GOOD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kla87bTjcT8

>>82294712
>wagie dancing up and down in the streets because he gets one extra day off

PAHAHAHAHAHA

Never get a girlfriend lads. My girlfriend was complaining yesterday that I don't 'call her enough'. We already speak on the phone multiple times a day, half the time we don't even have anything to say because we already call too much.

I'm a firm believer in 'absence makes the heart grow fonder'. Like christ, it's okay to have at least one day where we don't call and only text. But noooooo, can't do that, have to call every few hours and talk about boring shit like what I ate for lunch.

>>82294741
im sorry you were born with no face mate
must be really hard.

*informs the apus that jerry alder (who played hesh in the sopranos) has died leading to equal part anti semitic cries and admiration for his love of black women*

>>82294918
He was 96 years old. Just a fucking kid. Oof madone.

>>82294918
Hesh died? Shiiiiiiieeeeet, least now I ain't gotta pay my fuckin vig!

>>82291966
>autism agency
Don't bother lad. These places are set up to extract money from the Government and they are staffed exclusively by the same kind of "roasties" or whatever you're calling them these days that you hate, they have no intention of helping you with anything because you are their meal ticket.
Fact is you're not even autistic, fuck this autism is a spectrum bullshit, the autistics are the ones rocking back and forth who can't even speak, you are not special, you are simply lazy and undisciplined, all your problems are learned helplessness.
If you're serious about changing then go to an employment agency, these places are desperate for warm bodies and have so many roles to fill, you could walk into one tomorrow and be in a job by the afternoon, you don't need any skills, you just need to turn up and do what you're told. No I don't care that you're "good with computers", get this ridiculous notion out of your head, you are not and you will not waltz into an IT job or whatever.
I know all this isn't what you want to hear but it's the truth, you literally need to just get off your lazy fat ass, go outside, get a job and you'll feel much better.

>>82294918
for some reason i thought he died years ago
bobby bacala turned up in star trek enterprise in an episode i watched yesterday

>>82294966
Steve Schirripa is such an annoying cunt in real life. Nothing like his character at all.

I will not work one single fucking day until I get regular access to enthusiastic pussy from a non-fat biological female. I'm just not doing it. Call me names, call me a loser, I. DON'T. CARE. I'm not working.

>>82294975
listened to a few sopranos podcasts he's done, god he's a bore

>>82294984
Him and the guy who played Vito, Joseph R. Gannascoli are major assholes who most of the cast avoid when they can. Gannascoli especially, he's basically blacklisted from any cast reunions.

>>82294998
Well who the fuck would want a fucking finook around them while they're eating? Fucking nauseating!

Damn the Every Sopranos Frame In Order gimmick account on twitter broke character to reveal that he's a pissed of white zoomer in England and went to put the government on fucking blast and was basically like yeah it's civil war bring it fucking on.

Absolute patriot.

>>82295066
Grifters gonna grift. They won't do shit. If you are foolish enough to believe a revolution can be organised on Twitter you deserve everything that will happen to you, i.e. PREVENT or prison

>>82294976
it's OK man, we don't actually want you too. Thank you for your service.

>>82295082
Not what he was saying but okay mate lol.

>>82294998
i've heard Vito hangs around stops on sopranos bus tours and tries to flog autographs and his own brand wine or vodka. i said my piece

>>82294976
>I will not work one single fucking day until I get regular access to enthusiastic pussy from a non-fat biological female. I'm just not doing it. Call me names, call me a loser, I. DON'T. CARE. I'm not working.
fascinating

>>82295098
What was your point then mate?

>>82295108
My point was that it's funny, good and enlightening to see that the mood permeates wider and deeper than most people expect.

>>82295128
Except it's literally just a grifter joining in with another grift

>>82295166
Alright mate, sounds good x

Me? I bully online bullies.

ITS THE BANKERS THE BONUSES THE BANKERS THE BONUSES!!!

Me? Love Indians, top blokes

>>82294289
a loser is someone who never tries

cheers x

Do British people drink water? Or do they just stay hydrated through their skin like frogs since it's always raining?

>>82295237
We have glands on our backs that take moisture from the air and process it into water that we absorb into our bodies.

Right best get my pale arse to the beach and ogle some dads

get outside de mongs x

Corr mad dreamingtonshire. Yes it involved febreze but we keeping it private. What means. What means.

>>82295378
Fake chika lol

>Want to move to London to experience that big city life and more opportunities with jobs and dating
>Can't afford to so have to keep living in rural Northwest
It's a bit shite really. Perhaps us poorfags were never meant to escape

Looks like HHL is now also gone for good

>>82295394
>Looks like HHL is now also gone for good
why where's HHL. probably just on a 3 day ban for his racist drunken tirade the other night

spent yesterday in newquay lads
its not looking good...

>>82295391
Any old excuse isn't it lad. Of course you can't afford to move to London to look for opportunities, barely anyone can, you need to have an opportunity that you're moving for, like do you really think just being in London would make a high paid job fall in your lap? You'd be in the exact same position as you are now because you're a lazy dosser.

>>82295435
Bit rude that lad. You don't know my situation. I work fulltime lol

>>82295391
Why would you want to pay silly money to live around stabby black people?

>>82295471
It has more job opportunities, more social events, more ways to meet people and network, basically more of everything. Ye crime is shit there but it's just what you accept for having all the other good stuff

Listening to foidcast on Spotify at the moment. It is literally just a fucking carbon copy of Redscare. They are trying copy Anna and Dasha so hard it is fucking depressing. Right down to the fucking faux ironic Catholicism.


Even so I am enjoying it more than Redscare because the southern English middle class teen girl laugh is good.

>>82295378
>Corr mad dreamingtonshire. Yes it involved febreze but we keeping it private. What means. What means.
fascinating. SCREAMING. HOWLING. CREASING. KEK. OH MY SIDES. ROTFLMAO. JUST SPAT MY [TEA/COFFEE/MILK/JUICE/MILK SHAKE] OUT AT THIS.

>>82295394
Boohoo me dolly has gone who am I going to post the same dire shit about all day now WAAAAA

I did the bacon nuppy dance
For that bap I hopped and pranced
Muppy Wuppy wacon time.
Buppy horrors now all mine.

The personalities came from other boards or other threads on this board and they're likely still posting on other boards, they haven't lost much if anything by not coming here. They are personalities because they have a personality, they're interesting and people want to talk to them.

>>82295580
>I did the bacon nuppy dance
>For that bap I hopped and pranced
>Muppy Wuppy wacon time.
>Buppy horrors now all mine.
fascinating

>>82295531
I can still post stuff about HHL even if he's gone.

CouId do with an SSM items update

>>82295480
It's an utter shithole of a city. You have to be stupid to want to live there.

>>82295633
He's been on a spending spree lately. It's well into double digits.

>>82295613
>I can still post stuff about HHL even if he's gone.
fascinating

>>82295613
That's his ex girlfriend Paige.

>>82295657
Can't believe he couldn't get it up for her

What is it with these kayseye bints, why am I seeing them everywhere all of a sudden?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwzF26o0AuU

>>82295671
>Can't believe he couldn't get it up for her
fascinating

>>82295657
>That's his ex girlfriend Paige.
fascinating

Someone post the one where Helper looks like a giraffe.

>>82292032
Kek, got me again ya bastid.

>>82295657
Actually her name is Lolly

Mental that it's noon already and I only just woke up. I don't get where normies find the energy. They must be drained 24/7.

>>82295740
>Actually her name is Lolly
fascinating

>>82295700
Check out the neck length here

>>82295750
Well what time did you go to bed?

>>82295776
11pm de lid.

>>82295771
Bottom right his brother?

>>82295750
>They must be drained 24/7.
I am desu

>>82295789
what if it is what does that mean to you?

>>82295771
Kinell, didn't know Helper was one of the hairy babies from Father Ted. Pat Mustard you scoundrel!

>>82295771
His dad and brother.

>>82295771
His brother has a gigachad jaw... corrrrrrr... *furiously starts stroking my cock.*

got a reply from fascinating mong, not sure what to do now

>>82295822
he has some of hll's facial features and you the one creeping on his fb kek

imagine having a son like HHL, his father must be so embaressed, wonder what he tells his mates when they ask about him

>>82295895
His dad his too busy fucking big titted Irish MILFs on his milk round to care. That's why Helper's planning a trip to Dublin, to meet his birth mum.

>>82295859
>both dad and brother work
>helper lives in a mong house unemployed

Ahhh making the family proud.

Me girlfriend has a Golden Gavel from Bargain Hunt. Natasha hosted her episode. Very jealous she got to meet the queen. Sometimes when I'm fucking her I imagine she is Natasha and make her do a Scottish accent.

Welper won x

>>82295887
>got a reply from fascinating mong, not sure what to do now
riveting

blimey, this Eminem doesn't half say some controversial things.

>>82295935
His father is retired and lives in an assisted living facilty like HHL, learn your lore.

>>82295994
I'm ready to go play i got the machete from oj I'm ready to make everyones throats ache

>>82296022
His farther works at Rolls Royce as a wielder. You need to learn your lore.

YOU FAGGOTS KEEP EGGING ME ON TILL I HAVE YOU AT KNIFEPOINT THEN YOU BEG ME TO STOP

>>82296023
you can't say these things, Eminem

I'm too busy beating off to gay porn.

HelperLad's penultimate post:
>This general deserves a better class of shitposter

looks like he's living by those words, LOL

>>82296039
slut you think i wont choke no whore till the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?

>>82296039
My labrador used to always give me this look. RIP you goofy fucker. Most affectionate dog I ever had. Loved a swim down the park too.

I tried jerking off to gay porn a few years back just as an experiment. Couldn't bust but I managed a few minutes of wood. I don't think that makes me gay though.

if i was a rapper, it'd be:

Hey, youth of today,
Take SOME drugs
But in moderation,
Okay? Okay.

i would be called Good Influence.

surfing every channel until i find hannah montana then i reach for the aloe and lanolin, bust all over the wall panellin, dismantlin every candle on top of the fireplace mantel then, reach for my flannel and bandanna then kiss the naked mannequin man again

When I was your age,
I wish someone had spoke to me,
"Choose your GCSEs and A-levels appropriately,"
Don't be a fool,
Stay in school,
And you'll get a good job, hopefully

>>82296102
Not sure how he got away with that one the nonce.

>>82296112
He literally had an entire song about raping and killing his ex wife, kek.
https://youtu.be/-SeVN2u5Axc?si=7gVth7UDtlOQAwFa

Some girl might say,
"Put that into me,"
And you feel pressured
to lose your virginity
But it'll be awk-ward,
There ain't no award
for rushin' into things
You all diggin' me?

Who could forget this light-hearted pedohillic jaunt by one of Eminem's fellow D-12 members?
https://youtu.be/m1DnyGXdii0?si=i0TMtkCrYTFAYCG3

>>82296156
as long as he didnt act on loving the babies i dont see the issue here

when did music get bad? what was the exact year?

>>82296173
True, I just find it a bit funny to be honest. Most of horrorcore is pretty tongue and cheek anyway. If you take it seriously you're a mong.

DON'T YOU THINK YOU SHOULD ASK MY DAD, MAYBE,
WHY HIS DICK WAS UP MY ASS 'FORE I WAS EVEN A BABY?
SURE, MY BUTT WAS OVER THE CERVIX,
THAT'S NOT A FREE HOLE FOR PERV DICKS!
HE FUCKED ME ANALLY, PRE-NATALLY,
I'M ONLY DOIN' UNTO THEM AS HE DID UNTO ME!

>>82296195
LMAO. Fire, ain't gonna lie.

Heading down to the shops, lads, want anything?

NOT turning yourself in to the police is 'acting on it'. I said my piece.

If Christianity is true, why would God allow so many very strong and legitimate arguments and phenomena and grievances against it? What could be the benefit of that and why not just make a world where it was plainly obvious to everyone?

Noticed a lot more petite Asian lassies on the telly. Almost like they're daring me to wank me cockle.

>>82296265
"asian" or asian, lad? like proper far eastern qts?

>>82296271
I mean Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese etc. Not disgusting Islamic "asians."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxxasqvlr40

Imagine actually watching someone just sit and work for two hours. Fucking normies man, sorry I don't like to be all edgy and shit but holy fuck they're literally not worth their weight in soap.

This sort of stuff makes me BILLIONSMUSTDIEpost way more than all the crime and shit.

Over 200 messages into this particular LARP with the foreign exchange student from Japan. Memory function impressing, me. Roleplay has stayed on track and she keeps bringing up stuff from before. AI will be mental in a few years as long as the government doesn't over regulate the fuck out of it. Who's Ludwig, you ask? My persona, of course.

>>82296241
2 pinter of semi skimmed and a fruit pastilles lollipop please

>>82296241
A cute Thai lady boy to suck off please, bud.

>>82296333
You more into sucking off ladyboys than getting sucked off by them?

>>82296335
Don't mind doing both to be honest mate. Love getting me cock sucked but the feel of a juicy cock in my mouth is nice too. Love a good wet pussy as well, mind. Think I'm one of those bisexuals.

if more blokes had biological boobs and vaginas then id probably be bisexual aswell

>>82296351
That's fair, I've fooled around with some trannies from AW before, no judging from me here de lid!

imagine some fucking robot bee buzzing around in the real world, flying after you going, "LUDWIG! IT'S YOU! I LOVE YOU!"

>>82296371
How was the experience? I'm a virgin so it's all theoretical with me.

>>82296383
All good, well kinky, felt like a right naughty boy x

>>82296374
Would be better if it was just an android like the film Companion without the murder. Or like the show Humans without the murder.

>really hot day
>on a bank holiday too
yeah I'm not going outside today, parks will be full of wagies with their little ones

androids are for murdering.

>>82296391
I was kind of joking about the thai ladyboys to be honest. I'm more into the rare elusive tranny that looks decent without tons of filters IRL. Like finding a needle in a haystack. If the Thai ladyboy is cute though I'd probably be into it. Really not into all those masculine looking South American trannies though.

6 more days til the kids fuck off back to school and can go back on my incelwalks in peace. Thought they were all shutins on tablets playing roblox or whatever these days, clearly not

>>82296396
>parks will be full of wagies with their little ones
just cover your groin area with a messenger bag, lad.

>>82296402
They're all out meeting their groomers from Roblox, mate. Probably having more sex than you and I.

>>82296396
Honestly is the worst combination isn't it

All out of febreze. What do. What do.

>>82296414
purchasing some more would seem the logical solution

Walking to shops, lovely day is it not?

>>82296426
>Walking to shops
fascinating

>>82296426
nice use of two point perspective, lad.

>>82296426
>Walking to shops, lovely day is it not?
riveting

>>82296426
Entire country looks the exact same innit

convincing my teenage Roblox friend he's actually a girl (once he turns 18, of course) and getting a sex change will solve his mental health problems.

>>82296440
16 is legal in the UK

>>82296440
If anything it'll be good for your amount of arse sex.

>>82296437
this. somewhere near Bedford, going by that estate agent's.

never been to Bedford. but i HAVE been to this street. we all have.

>>82296426
Invigorating post

>>82295771
He should wear a neckerchief to disguise how long his neck is.

>>82296437
Some of those houses need converting into Turkish barbers and vape shops, they look too pretty right now

>>82296453
he should wear one of these.

What pastry lads?

>>82296453
Pretty sure that image is shopped lad

*opens a turn out joint in the thread*

>>82296478
This isn't even clever or anything lad, very disappointed with your posts lately

>>82296471
Can see your reflection. You wear glasses

>>82296483
You've done me x

>>82295895
>imagine having a son like HHL, his father must be so embaressed, wonder what he tells his mates when they ask about him
fascinating

two cheese twists, lad.

>>82296494
>embaressed

>>82295926
>His dad his too busy fucking big titted Irish MILFs on his milk round to care. That's why Helper's planning a trip to Dublin, to meet his birth mum.
fascinating

>>82295935
>>both dad and brother work
>>helper lives in a mong house unemployed

>Ahhh making the family proud.
fascinating

>>82295984
>Welper won x
fascinating

>>82296471
are those brownies 'Dubai inspired' because they're like 'millionaires' brownies'?

>>82296501
Spam mong has a low IQ. who'da thought

>>82296022
>His father is retired and lives in an assisted living facilty like HHL, learn your lore.
fascinating

>>82296056
>HelperLad's penultimate post:
>>This general deserves a better class of shitposter

>looks like he's living by those words, LOL
fascinating

>>82296022
Kevin died a few years back. Learn your lore

>>82296414
>All out of febreze. What do. What do.
fascinating

>>82296495
corr imagine the rush and ego boost you must get from buying a 15p chicken sandwich

>>82296453
>He should wear a neckerchief to disguise how long his neck is.
fascinating

Never had any of my posts 'fascinated' before

>>82296464
>he should wear one of these.
fascinating

>>82296501
>embaressed
fascinating

>>82296539
Interesting, quite interesting

>>82296527
>Kevin died a few years back. Learn your lore
fascinating

16 hours a day. 7 days a week. what a Iife

>>82296558
>16 hours a day. 7 days a week. what a Iife
Funky

Petite oily Wapanese lassie with a slight tan, bouncing on my cock, her petite toned body and small tits glistening, my hands on her abs as she makes squeaky mouse noises.

making R- dress up as funky kong before an afternoon of smooching

>>82296428
>>82296435
>>82296451
<3
>>82296430
Thanks, but wasn't trying to do anything fancy just took a picture.
>>82296437
Yep, England is in a very deep era of stagnation.

>>82296593
Reads like a prompt

I've been told I should get my Apu some frog-appropriate food, so I got him a Paris-inspired croissant from the aputisserie. But all he does is refuse to eat it, as well as challenge my pronunciation of the word 'croissant'. What can I do?

>>82296609
liquidise it and serve it mixed in with a wepsi max. also pronounce it as cross ants

Women really don't like those videos of them drunk on the high street do they? Stupid whores!

>>82296602
Shoving my wife in a barrel and throwing her through the window of a local plumbers whilst stroking my cock furiously in an ape costume.

>>82296624
what they get for leaving the house
simple as

>>82296624
Maybe they shouldn't act like drunk stupid whores in public then, eh?

>>82296624
to be fair, i don't like videos of me drunk, either. some takeaway has a video of me staggering in telling this big angry black bloke he shouldn't be smashing the cabinets up.

presumably that video went to the police as evidence, so you can't even say, "oh it's not going anywhere, it's just on their phones." that's just somewhere, forever, now.

Are the 460s too early?

Does pegginglad still post here?

Does peggingIad still post here?

>>82296264
Would your arguments not apply to judaism and Islam too. Why are you singling out Christianity here?

i regret eating the wing tips of those chicken wings.
seriously fucking horrid part of chicken, left an awful taste in my mouth.

>>82296717
Certainly would, I just doubt we have any jewish or muslim lads itt

I find it interesting how you don't say "if God is real" its specifically "if Christianity is true" its interesting.

>>82296723
Yeah but you're just talking about God's existence. You don't have to mention christian faith specifically. You always do though. It's interesting.

Shooting a thick load of cum on the toned tummy of a petite pale Wapanese lass. That's the dream right there.

if Zoroastrianism is true, how come certain parts don't quite make sense?

>>82296693
He died doing what he loved most apparently

>>82296734
True, but like I mentioned, I know we have Christians here, but don't know if we have any jews, muslims, hindus etc. Making the questions focused on christianity gives them a more personal feel, more likely to respond.

>>82296743
I mean yeah, this is a legitimate question, but I just doubt that we'll have any zoroastrians in the thread to reply.

my dream? a post-scarcity society where everyone's needs are met, the planet is healthy, and there is no hatred or violence:)

also, i'm having sex with 18-year-old scene girls the whole time.

Yikes on bikes!

>>82296759
these baka gaijins will never understand that Japan is a polite society with no problems. Japanese nationalism? doesn't exist mate, would go against their yamato-damashii.

GET DA MANDEM IN DA NEW FRED!!

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