>>82418248
>cannibles

>>82296494
>embaressed

>be me
>parents hit me, shouted at me, stole money from me
>raised on a diet of baked beans and turkey dinosaurs
>never taught how to clean, cook
>never taught basic hygiene
>arrested a dozen times even before A-levels
>regular at clap clinic
>spend free time drinking
>all 'friends' are drug addicts, petty criminals or dossers, regularly steal from me
>live in ugly, crumbling apart, rundown shithole in a poor, post-industrial town
>faeces, condoms and syringes on the streets
>long day on the jobsite earning minimum wage to haul mud also get raped occasionally, don't worry it builds character
>get home to frumpy gf who shouts at me
>pass out on sofa after a 99p microwave dinner
>wake up next day and thank fucking god I'm not middle class

>>82211966
>8 reckon

>>81838744
>A shagged

>>81835444
>too expensie

>>81731993
>there isn't runny or an excess of sauce

>>81575174
>imagine your conscripted

>>81540532
That's the name of a village near Oxford where my dad used to live

>>81540739
>Libary

On a serious note, will be going for a VERY long walk myself today

>>81508953
>easy to earn

>>81471807
With his metal detector?