Thread 82382527

Night time. Going to sleep at night might be for me, but it's not for some, edition.

Going sleep is for everylid

I'll be off to beddies after I finish this last pint to try and numb the feels.

>>82382545
It is indeed, but some sleep during the night, some sleep during the day.

>>82382527 (OP)
tang tang huru huru

On any given day I might be behind anything from 20% to 50% of the posts causing shit and spamming. The idea that just one other person is behind the other 50% to 80% does not seem feasible to me.

>febreze
i don't cover up bad smells, i just open a window.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZgdS821vCc

Average britfeeler pulled away from the internet.

>>82382685
>says he can potentially post 50% of the posts in the thread
>doesn't believe somebody else would do that
Yeah we get it, mummy's speshul little boy is unique.

>>82382710
Little twat just needs a crack and told he'll do what he's told

for me it's the National Autistic Society's adverts/short films/whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6G-OpGgo3c
why doesn't this bloke just not act this way? aren't autists logical?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPknwW8mPAM
this is pretty cool, however. YouTube used to have that 360 mode where you could look around in this video. poor lad ;__;

>>82382685
Sorry anon, I meant 50% of posts seething, not 50% of posts in the thread.

why no tripfags posting all of a sudden

can autists feel their eyelids on their eyes?

>>82382721
Is it you lad? Because you are seething at me now

>>82382765
i can put on a trip just for you lad if you want

>>82382765
Crossy cutting it right down
Welper banned
Blad keeping it private

i posted on a trip a few months ago.

everything crosslad said held meaning. you are wrong to ignore him.

me? might migrate over to the /trek/ general on /tv/.

seen maybe 3 episodes of Star Trek. they just seem fairly sound, those Trekkies.

>>82382792
all he does is spout nonsense, you're a bellend

>>82382783
No, I don't do it that much, and only act this way towards thread shitters. This is warranted.

>>82382805
even without mind-altering substances, there can be meaning in chaos.

sometimes i look at clouds and see their shapes as other things. i suspect i'm the only person who does this.

rare Wordle loss yesterday.
got today's on turn 3 though.

>>82382792
I talked with him often, but then I disappeared for a bit, and don't know if I missed him talking about me and didn't respond, then we didn't seem to talk as much. As is often the case, I will have done something to put the person off me. It do be like that for me.
Hope he's doing well.

You seethed at them and tried to ridicule them when they tried to talk to you
You seethed at them and tried to ridicule them when they talked amongst themselves
You Are Here

>>82382965
>You seethed at them and tried to ridicule them when they tried to talk to you
>You seethed at them and tried to ridicule them when they talked amongst themselves
No I didn't.

>>82382965
I laughed at them the entire time, no seething necessary.

>>82382965
is this ABOUT us? like this is how we're in this position, "You" = the normies, "them" = us?

>''pitter patter,'' ''pitter patter''
whats that clatter, what's the matter?
>''pitter patter,'' ''pitter patter''
the wagie rages and rampages

from restless dreams he tumbles,
with ragged breath and fists tight,
he dares disturb the neet retreat...
''what of the hour, oh neet oh neet?, you laze and graze all night and day!''

''Ah wagie...'' responds the neet,
''i ebb and flow with time and space, oblivious to your toil and pace, whilst you march through numbered hours, I drift on whims and wasted powers, The world forgets me and I, it too.

with a heavy sigh, the wagie returns
his breaths slow down, his thoughts all fade,
and as his eyes rest heavy...
>''pitter patter, pitter patter''

enuf poems, im going to be very tired for waging tomorrow, so so so so GRIM

>>82382789
Crossy said his health is bad rn

>>82383071
thats good news to me

>>82383009
NTA but, I thought it was a post about crossy. There's some faggots in here (the post above this) that took the piss because of the way he typed.

The Police just wanted to check Graham Linehan's thinking

>>82383334
Do you remember the original bloke who posted that tweet? I've been trying to find it for ages after my account got nuked

>>82383334
that lad seems unwell
he was already well into his Twitter, but the transgender thing is an outright obsession.

>>82383585
this is obviously rage bait.

Goodnight to Shippy Al-Sadiq

got no one in life me
no one to text me goodnight x_x

>>82383998
BAD night

just kidding anon. from all your friends at /britfeel/, hope you have a good night n__n

>>82382899
It's annoying when there are so many options isn't it

I have a 97% win rate from 830 attempts, highest streak is 60 days. Luv wordle

>>82383998
TAIGA A CUTE ALERT
SHE'S NO WITCH HUNTER ROBIN BUT STILL
SHE A CUTE

>>82383585
Sad how his wife left him and he still didn't realise he was the problem. Just sunk deeper into the obsession

Sat there on Christmas day, wife and kids gone, spamming hateful tweets about trannies

>>82384169
Listen, I don't necessarily agree with all the Tranny shite but live and let live I reckon, doesn't affect me in the slightest. Linehan is a fucking ballbag, basically ruined his entire life and career because he just couldn't shut up about trannies. JK Rowling is on the same path but she's so rich it won't matter.

Is it immoral to get a cheeky tug during a thai massage if you have a gf?

In the Netherlands, where sex work is legal, the government offers grant schemes whereby citizens with disabilities receive funding to pay for sexual services up to 12 times a year

>>82384194
Yea they're both just horrible people, probably mentally ill. Rowling is even worse because she's worth close to a billion pounds and still spends all of her time hating on trannies and gays. If I had that kind of money I would be completely at peace with the world

>>82384219
Corrrrr, really? I genuinely think legalising brothels here would help a lot if autistic lids out.

Brekkie o' clock, i do reckon

>>82384380
a brothel on the high street with 2 dozen autistic neets queuing up outside it sounds pretty funny desu

Shall be letting the bread die, me
Yes i shall

Sunderland knows the score

Heard DVDlad gave k pop demons hunters a 5 star review on letterboxd! He loves it!

Fuckin starving today lads going to go downstairs and have something to eat if that's alright with you?

Corr. Had 4 cherry Bakewells. 2 pork pies, 2 ham and mustard sandwiches, a packet of French fries and 2 cans of VIVE it lovely.

>>82385755
Bit much that don't you think?

>Fresh WW3 pregame chinkino dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agxt0oRH4p4

For me it's waking up at 5am and then not being able to get back to sleep. Probs gonna have a coffee and read a bit before re-entering the wagecage.

Shippy fled Britain to become a card carrying CCP member.

>>82385965
Lush isn't it. Especially when your eyes hurt from exhaustion but the brainberg says 'nah we awake now'. What a great day. 4x better.

>>82385943
Not eaten since 6pm yesterday. Need some food in me.

ckin ell

Would love for these little oriental cuties to annex my Taiwan strait with force and sans any consent

It's all so predictable kek

The deagle thing really was (((their))) blueprint

WW3 will be (((their))) means of global population reduction

>>82386037
Corr yeah love that lad, laying there with a fizzy brain forcing you to think about all those things you'd rather not. Remember that horribly embarrassing thing you did 15 years ago? Now's just the time to revisit that in great detail.

>>82386119
I reckon we're safe on our little island

Living life like a wasteman

Lifes like a watermelon
im filled with seed.

*rushes in to fill the tripfag/dolly vacuum*

rap-seed oil.
part of the gm crop
eating up seed oils
they're in every food
that's why he's organic milk, organic butter, eggs
his foundation is organic
he's doing alright there

>An acclaimed comedy writer in the UK was arrested and thrown in a jail cell over three tweets that were critical of gender ideology, causing him to become extremely stressed and require hospitalisation.
https://modernity.news/2025/09/02/british-comedy-writer-arrested-for-three-gender-critical-tweets-hospitalised-as-a-result/

>>82386243
The Queen looks a bit odd staring directly at you on that Gibraltar pound note

Sonberg (6) just said 'I dont like playing with the dark kids in school they always fight'. Proud dad moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtDKKJq9u30
>"Chunky boys" namedropped less than 30 fucking seconds in

Pure redditslop kek

>82386341
>"How? Like, actually, how? Are you okay, evolution?"

You can just tell some faggot redditor basedlord wrote this script kek
My God

>>82386341
>>82386350
You love it lad, don't even lie, you are a redditor stop pretending. I mean you literally end up watching content that is made for redditors and only a redditor would come across in the first place.

corbynsisters...

WW3 is coming, is it not

>>82386399
brit/feel/ regiment

>>82386399
what a fucking non-quote

140 parcels today, mainly small packet, should be alright, they're posh round this area so it's mainly Next orders. Raining though going to need a coat

>>82386428
how big of a radius do you deliber

What came first: the pussy or the job?

>>82386441
The area i'm covering is about a mile radius I reckon, think the app said I'd be driving about 8 mile to cover all the drops

>>82386457
Ah, that age-old question. For me it was a part-time job, then pussy, then a proper job.

>>82386457
Reckon I'd have no purpose for a job if I hadn't got pussy already, woulda just become a full time stoner consoomer. But once you've had sex it's very hard to go back to not having sex, and that forced me to do societal buy-in. Now I've got the lot, job, wife, house, dogberg, no sprogs luckily. And I'm trapped in the provider grindset for life. Can understand why those old dead bedroom lads go postal. Would be an absolute nightmare doing all this work and not getting a shag for it.

Think I'll go ikea tonight, pick up some of those big blue bags, make it easier to sort stuff I reckon, like I usually put the packets in different areas of the car for the different drop numbers I can put them in the bag then just swap the bag to the front seat when I need it, rather than searching through and swapping a few at a time

>>82386407
You're thinking of brit/pol/.

>>82386441
>deliber

Yesssss more little looney lefty parties taking votes off each other. You love to see it. Farage PM 2029.

>>82386635
Not him but, remember when you made yourself look like a mong because you didn't know what stronker meant? That was funny.

>>82386658
Don't trigger him lad, we'll be in store for an entire day of spam. The toys WILL go out the pram.

>>82386642
>lefty party gets together
>country mostly wants immigration, cost of living, and housing and jobs, to be top priority
>"we cant agree on the EU or trannies"
typical

>>82386642
>2029
>4 more years
Country will be fucked beyond repair by then lad

>>82386701
Not him but, this. It's truly fucked now, if there's no change to politics (politicians being truly held accountable for their words and actions), then it's over (IMO). Voting doesn't matter, when all politicians are of the same ilk. Farage will fuck this country over, as he's nothing more than a politician, and as we know, their loyalty lies with their financiers.

Breakfast: vegetable samosas thanks to Morrisons reductions cabinet.
IT DELISH.

>>82386723
A country needs to be fucked beyond recognition before the people stand up and rebel. Sad but true. Why would I up the pitchforks now and march to Downing Street when I can still shitpost here, buy my food, games, holidays, heat my home etc etc. I still have too much to lose. But there comes a tipping point in society where enough people have nothing left to lose and they will revolt.

>>82386742
>Breakfast: vegetable samosas
paki behaviour. bet you're the same mong eating sunflower seeds in the day

I'd start my own party lads but then they'd see history of me using naughty words and I'd get cancelled.

quite like Kurzgesagt, tbqf. seems to have changed at some point (YouTube algorithm? writers?) but that happens with traditional TV series.

>>82386753
There's many people that are fucked, and struggling through the cost of living issues we have. If there's no action now, there never will be.

>>82386774
Not if you start 'the party of naughty words' that rebels against cancel culture.

>>82386794
"n-words for all"

>>82386753
>>82386785
my benefits have just been stopped.
next stage realistically is bailiffs and eviction. i could just squat here, people will come round.

have had a few mental episodes here and there, but 1. i'm still alive and 2. doesn't exactly come naturally to me that i should get the next train to London with a torch and pitchfork in my bag.

peasants' revolt, poll tax riots, fuck knows if something changed in the past few decades. fluoride? ultra-processed foods?

>>82386794
>Party Of Really Naughty Words And Racism
PORNWAR

commies have wanted their revolution for ages (although right back to Marx they've been the comfy lads)
might kick off in SOME countries with poor guerilla warfare, but the latte/former-latte crowd aren't exactly going to burn down Parliament.

maybe they'll tie themselves to a tree because the planet is dying. but they know they'll be fine, ten years down the line.

>>82386802
>Mister Speaker I thank my right honourable cunt for Smethwick for his retarded monologue and would like to advise him to go to the Balkans, buy an illegal firearm and shoot himself in the fucking head at the earliest possible opportunity. Thank you mister speaker.

we all waiting for the postie in life

>>82386772
Imagine being this angry at men eating food.

qrd on this 'sunflower seeds' crack?

>>82386800
>fuck knows if something changed in the past few decades. fluoride? ultra-processed foods?
A ramp up in psyops against people of the country, a vast amount of D&C tactics by fragmenting the native communities. Don't forget, we're fighting against the government, and their media puppets.

tfw you have a big pooey wooey in your tummy and you do a lill push and the pooey wooey comes out your bum

What biccies are we having today lads? Someone's left a selection of timtams in the work fridge, which as far as I can tell are just penguins, and I've been working my way through them.

Keen to know where all the lovely lads keep their best biccies though, purely for educational purposes you understand. I wouldn't do anything nefarious with the information.

>>82386854
just sunflower seeds for me thanks

>>82386854
closest you'll get from me is i got one of those overpriced Tony's choccy bars that is "choc chip flavour"
actually pretty rare for me to have actual biccies

>>82386854
Bit bigger than penguins, more sweet, and the filling is a bit more creamy.

me? just had a couple of these.

the text is in an alien language, but they're more like cakes than biscuits. are they same from The Taker?

cba with anything atm desu de lads, garn back to bed

>>82386866
>the text is in an alien language
I'm good with languages, I can confidently say, it is written in forrin.
t. Lad that got a D in GCSE English.

>>82386863
you talking about your nob or something lad

>>82386884
say what you want about the forrinese, but these are actually really nice. if you see them in Iceland, i strongly recommend them.

>>82386866
speaking of forrin shit my store has started selling those aussie TimTams a bunch
had heard a lot about them so gave them a go, bit pricey

proper fucking underwhelming from the kangroos down under honestly mates

mad how we've gone from comparing willies to animals and things ("hung like a horse", timeless) to junk food.

>my cock is as big as a Monster can!
1. no it isn't
2. bit sad, they're not paying you

>>82386857
That's alright hamsterlad, won't begrudge you a seed or two on a rainy morning.

>>82386862
Choccy chip flavoured choccy? Not for me lad, need some gluten in there. Would accept one of them Oreo Cadburys bars but I wouldn't be bloody happy about it. Shit tier biscuit.

>>82386863
Right you are lid, only had the standard ones so far but there's caramel too which will be my after lunch treat.

>>82386866
That's a biscuit, unconventional though it may be I'll still get my mitts on it, you can count on that anon.

>>82386905
>Choccy chip flavoured choccy? Not for me lad, need some gluten in there
I assume its got some in there, everything does.
This one lad.

>>82386919
Hmm suspicious indeed but I'll take it, I'll take it right out from under your nose if I have to.

>>82386900
Not him but, I first tried some my sister brought back from oz. They were nicer than the one's I bought over here (farmfoods). It could be like guiness, which is meant to taste better than guiness produced over here.
>>82386905
I only tried the normal varuety.

>>82386925
It's worth 3 quid and that was on fucking sale, so I will defend it violently.

>>82386928
Yeah fair enough, the timtams were nice but just not worth the price. Preferred the caramel one honestly.

>>82386902
That's just cos of a meme lad, where some asian femboy did it (and it was as big). Then more gay fellas did it.

would quite like it if we adopted more Mexican food, over here. quite envy the states.

don't care if it's not REAL Mexican, the two that HAVE sprung up are Tortilla (fine) and Taco Bell here and there (honestly, quite shite)

but a decent Mexican takeaaway/burrito bar? aye. ohhhh aye.

>>82386919
i'm fine with some twee/quirky marketing (got an Innocent smoothie in the fridge) but why these shapes?

is there some mathematical trick where the not-squares are all, actually, the same size?

>>82386940
> some asian femboy did it
how much did Monster energy drinks pay him?

>>82386940
It's my prerogative lad, I'd lay off but then I'd be a leaver of the biscuit and it just isn't in my nature.

>anon's sister in Australia
>all hot and sweaty
>probably wearing breezy clothes
>lathering her skin in protective oils

oh my.

Hello. I am here for your piss.

approx. 1 hour until the post, if yesterday is anything to go by.

Big mexican fan me, went there last year and absolutely gorged myself on tacos, burritos, tlayudas, quesadillas, chilaquiles, huevos rancheros. The list goes on and on.

There's a few decent places in cities in the UK, but if you're in suburb towns you're basically stuck with shit chains, and even then everything is way more expensive than it should be.

>>82386991
Think this one might have just run it's course.

>>82386964
They're a hipster company. Whole thing is meant to solve slavery in africa and shit.

>>82386973
Probably made a few buck off OF or something instead, but sure they didnt pay him.

>>82386976
Then just be prepared for a scrap. If it was cheap I wouldnt bother but the fuckers are closer to 5 quid off sale. And tis my wednesday "cope through the midweek" treat

>>82387010
Yoink! (And I do mean 'Yoink!'.)

>>82387031
Give me that back you ba'stard

>>82387017
>Whole thing is meant to solve slavery in africa and shit.
for the sake of long-term domestic efficiency, we need to grow the following here:
- cocoa
- coffee
- rice
- beans

we have these in secret preservationist greenhouses. we can grow vast quantities of cannabis, but not our own chocolate?

What low quality spam, from 1 poster.

>>82387050
you could try reporting it and see if the mods agree.

>>82387050
don't worry lad, i'll get rid of them all, candlejack st

>>82387045
Apparently we can grow tea in Cornwall.
Grapes grow well in the south of the UK.
Tobacco can be grown in the south too.
Depends on what beans, most new world beans can naturalise here.

Cocoa out of the question, we have no hot rainforests.
Rice, perhaps? Probably one of the most studied grains.

>>82387060
Grapes grow well out my arse lad

>>82387060
it's sunny down south, there are wetlands.

grow rice. can't go wrong with rice.

rice + beans = carbs + protein, cheap, veganism is just a bonus (not vegan but i WOULD prefer less animal death)

then all you need is multivitamins from a lab, and you're laughing.

>>82387074
Uh acktually I am on the south coast and it is grey and windy with scattered downpours. Checkmate idiot.

>>82387074
Can't go wrong with wheat either to be fair.
Barley, spelt grow good in the more northern regions of Great Britain; oats too.
Rice is a difficult one de lid, they prefer warm and humid conditions all year round - ie tropical climates where they only have a wet and dry season or a Mediterranean climate where the spring and summer are warm enough to eke out a crop of them rather than the four seasons we get here.

If someone could genetically engineer them to suffer cold temperature drops it might work

>>82387071
im on my 10 year anniversary of having em

>>82387100
Imagining stirring this lads tank up with an electric whisk and watching him go fucking mental at the glass, desperately trying to escape the whirlpool. That'd be a good laugh.

>>82387100
oh aye, can't go wrong with oats mind. or wheat.
just think we've opened pandora's box now, we know about rice.

>If someone could genetically engineer them to suffer cold temperature drops it might work
get it done.

>>82386772
Nah mate, I chucked 'em in the air fryer on bake for 15 mins and LITERALLY went about my day, not a sunflower seed in sight.

Must be fucking tedious being you sometimes. I'd give you sympathy, but I don't care.

>>82387110
imagine putting you in one of those mad astronaut spinny things until you see the irony and apologise to that fish.

Shippy is a convicted criminal.

weather's proper shite lads

>>82387139
as long it causes no delay to the post, i'm grand.
post might even get here faster, fewer cars about.

>>82387137
>Shippy is a convicted criminal.
fascinating

At that lodge me. Having some wacon sandwiches then off t' theme park for a bit. Oh aye.

>>82387137
You're an obsessed little lad.
Don't gorget, lollers exists. Do you miss using him to sound out your sexual fantasies?

>>82387148
what the fuck are you even waiting for in the post
you mention it like daily and in reality i get post once a week tops and its just spam

>>82387123
Imagine how much I would FUCKING LOVE THAT LAD.

Be the best time of my life.

>gorget
POINT AND LAUGH

>>82386772
A guy on britfeel told me I'm only allowed to eat sunflower seeds at night so I can hide my shame in the darkness. I don't make the rules.

>>82387157
>Don't gorget

>>82387159
>what the fuck are you even waiting for in the post
nice try, PC Plod.

>>82387165
>>82387169
To true, lads.

His epic day of being a tedious tit on the internet has started. Like clock work

>>82387177
aye, on an early shift today. planned to stay in bed until 11, but i didn't want to risk missing the post.

When my therapist says you should release unspent aggression in a positive way. What does that even mean? I just feel stabby, my thoughts are to have children stripped from their skin. How do I get positivism?

>>82387192
quite elaborate, the skinning kids thing. i think she meant punching a pillow or writing stuff down.

>>82387110
Nasty bit of Ichthyophobia here.
Poor lid just wants a life where he isn't stirred up. Can you read the sign?

>>82387112
Oats are an underrated food, just wish they were more versatile beyond being starch and vitamin bomb.

>>82387192
sounds like you need meds lad

>>82387192
You can't be walking the streets with feeling like that.

>>82387199
The sign is what gave me the idea lad, if it didn't specifically mention stirring him I wouldn't have ever thought about it. I'm not a tank tapper, that's inhumane and infishe.

I won't really do it, I'm widely known to be a friend of the animals.

>tank tapper
the fuck did you just call me?

Been feasting on the toes of pigeons across the nation tonight.

>>82387192
>When my therapist says you should release unspent aggression in a positive way.
Wanking?
That's a joke, maybe punch someone whilst smiling? Hahaha, sorry, another joke.
Why do you want to harm children, did you have a hard time at school because of other children? Sorry for the pseudo psychiatrist look of this post, I do like psychology (whilst knowing very little about it), and I'm just interested.

the only toes i eat are potatoes.

>>82387227
Which part of the country had the tastiest pigeon feet?
>>82387234
What about toma toes?

me, just waiting for the post, i'm actually quite calm and collecI WILL EAT BABIES uhhh sorry guys, that was just my um 'dark side' coming out...(pray that it never happens around u)

>>82387224
Frank Zappa?

but in all sincerity it's nearly 11 o'clock and i'm getting a bit worried. there isn't even any guarantee my parcel will come today, in fact it's kind of unlikely.
and that's IF the post comes, which even if it did, chances are it'd just be letters, bills or something.

hes garn war with lollers
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/74815498/#q74823139

>>82387251
Why do you live in the past? Focus on the present, lad.

>questions people living in the past
>already going on about presents in September

Red is beautiful. But red is difficult.

Pure. Red.

>>82387261
>questions people Iiving in the past
>already going on about presents in September

we all iiving in the past in iife.

Time is too precious to waste

So Reeves has set the next Budget for late November. Guess my shares will just keep tanking until then you utter cretin cunt labourite.

it is the eleventh hour
there is no post
i retreat into bed

Miss are titlod

Anyone else just get a government test SMS message?

>>82387365
That's sunday at 3. If you're getting one now you're probably on a watchlist.

>>82387365
Yes from the Chinese government

>>82387365
No lad. Must be just you

*waits for the government to send a SMS msg*
*blocks the number*

why the fuck DIDN'T i get the government test message???

cant be arsed again x

gotta warn the British public about all those earthquakes and wildfires.

going to give Royal Mail until 11:30.

>>82387394
What's got you feeling this way lad?

>>82387416
nothing to do is there lad

>>82387395
more for when russia nukes us
or when they deploy the army as someone called someone a faggot and thats illegal some point soon probably

https://youtu.be/4476uSeTsg8
who's watching this

>>82387419
You could play some vidya? That's something to do. Got a book to read, or podcast to listen to, or picture to draw?

>>82387400
Or else what lad? Going to track down the van and pull the parcel out yourself?

>>82387437
>Or else what lad?
i'm going to wait until 12:00.

this postlad's gimmick's a bit shite if you ask me

>>82387451
not a gimmick. genuine feels, fresh from the heart.

>>82387444
That will show them. Then when it is finally delivered you give them an extremely passive agressive 'thank you, have a nice day'.

>>82387451
You don't get it lad he's waiting for the post everyday

>>82387465
I wait for postlad to post about his post every day

>>82387455
you clearly dont need daily post, its a gimmick

>>82387469
Around what time is that?

Should I wank now even though there's like a 50/50 chance I'll be getting laid later on?

>>82387482
Before 12 but always post 11.

definitely didn't just reply to my own setup post

>>82387434
maybe i will later mate x

>>82387484
if you're under 30? sure.
over 30? don't risk it lad.

>>82387502
I am 30. Fuck what do I do now?

im on nofap day 8 me

>>82387506
hold off on sex/wanking for another year?

Set my Reddit account to dark mode (desktop) but sometimes when opening posts, it'll load in light/white mode then snap to dark. I've logged in, deleted cookies etc etc, but nothing works. I hate it when I can't figure out tech issues. Any smart lids give us a hand?

>>82387489
Well what else are you suppost to do around that time right?

the codeines kicking in!!

>>82387518
do you POST on Reddit?

if you just lurk (why ever post there?) use one of those alternative frontends lad:
https://github.com/redlib-org/redlib-instances/blob/main/instances.md

just put oil in the bike, what a palava i didnt have a funnel so ihad to improvise and i made a hell of a mess might have too much in as well but i will wait and see

>>82387500
That's the spirit. Life's not all doom and gloom lad.

>>82387526
comfy stuff laddington

if mine don't arrive in the next 12 mins, i'm going to have a tramadol. only got three left, but fuck it. FUCK IT

wish i had tramadol
one of the few drugs i want more than i should

>>82387553
mine was leftover froma prescription, do you get yours from the dark web

>>82387546
Yeah I usually like calling people cunts on r/London

>>82387560
is it basically just a stronger codeine

>>82387575
Opiates vs opioids and their relative strengths, benefits and downfalls is a whole discussion lad.

>>82387583
i never knew it was so involved

i actually prefer tramadol to heroin
at least i stay awake

(i'm sure injecting heroin is a whole different thing. but not something i'd like to try, to be honest.)

ROYAL MAIL VAN PULLING IN

THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>82387603
god bless r posties

>>82387575
i dont care i just want tramadol despite having no interest in any other drug
had an ear infection once and tramadol was a fucking delight

>>82387611
THEY SKIPPED MY BUILDING
EIGHT FLATS, *NONE* OF US HAVE POST??

>>82387568
Based, but surprised that the mods let you get away with it, seems like they'd be all over 'abusive language' or whatever the fuck.

>>82387647
are you waiting for something important

oh well, i tried. on the tramadols now.

another postie doing his rounds at the top of the adjacent street, maybe one does odds and the other does evens, or something. god knows. doesn't matter.

They just can't help it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noWlBbeU8vU

>>82387667
It's like all the AI slop images but IRL.

Another grim gimmick character from the usual spastic shut in is it

>>82387729
>BRITFEEL
It's akshully /britfeel/.

oh for fuck's sake the post did just show up, somehow, but it's only the tramadols.

>>82387394
I really want to fuck this bitch hard. I would come with the force of a thousand suns all over her naked body and those heaving HAPA tits. FUCK.

oh for fuck's sake the post did just show up, somehow, but it's only the Valiums.

>>82387394
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WOMEN LIKE THIS SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO EXIST AND JUST TEASE ME ALL DAY DAMN WHORE NEEDS TO SHOW HER BARE TITS ALREADY CUNT

>>82387755
>Oh my god, a black person got murdered by the police in America! l need to post this in /britfeel/ right now!
Das right.

shall now be taking the bike for a spin, fingers crosses the engine doesn't blow up

oh for fuck's sake the post did just show up, somehow, but it's only bills.

Eating one of these right now for lunch. It's alright.

remember shoutanon?

gf likes to sleep with the window open
i like to sleep with the window closed
solution?

>>82387763
*crosses his fingers*
How long will you be? It's quite awkward typing like this.

>>82387770
The literal rapist? Yea

>>82387772
get a new gf

>>82387786
bit noncey that pic, lad

oh for fuck's sake the post did just show up, somehow, but it's only the alprazolams.

Fuck me imagine going through all this effort just to cook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

Not for me thanks. This is why work isn't for me either. Way too much effort for no pay off.

>>82387779
He's not a rapist, what are you talking about?

>>82387749
thing is i have valiums.

i think at some point i just need to get in like hundreds (and i do mean hundreds) of tramadols/codeines/DHCs. and then fuck it, that's my lot, for the rest of my life.

can't do that with ketamine because i know what i'm like.

oh for fuck's sake the post did just show up, somehow, but it's only the chlordiazepoxides.

>>82387801
worst kind of benzo by a mile

>>82387807
And you think it's other people's fault that you're a loser *chuckles*

oh for fuck's sake the post did just show up, somehow, but it's only the clobazams.

>>82387814
Smirnoffbro used to take these ;_;

oh for fuck's sake the post did just show up, somehow, but it's only the clonazepams.

>>82387431
>7,678 paid patreon members
he must be rolling in money

oh for fuck's sake the post did just show up, somehow, but it's only the clorazepates.

>>82387816
nah alprazolam is lush.

fuckin fake diazepams going round, check Wedinos and it's all bromazolam. they're even doing dodgy clonazepam now.
but alprazolam is back, baby.

>>82387830
Guessing most people will be on the 1 quid tier so might not be that much

>>82387829
GOAT benzo imo, incredibly womfortable

>>82387845
one quid a MONTH.

not that much? the fuck is wrong with your brain?

Oh no anon, they're onto you.

>>82387851
I mean it's about the same as a decent lawyer or low level banker would get paid, but it's much harder and more competitive

we all on the Valium-Ksalol-Rivotril triangle in life x

nap is starting NOW. see you in 90

>>82387857
+ yt ad rev, & the lowest tier is 4 pound

>Trump administration declares cartels terrorist organisations
>days later carries out first strike against cartel boat carrying fent/coke/meth/weed through the caribbean
>initial reports from satellite observatories/intelligence is that drug boats have essentially stopped operating completely following the strike

I am so tired of our government refusing to just do things.

>>82387856
>never associated with ketamine

oh fuck i got the wrong guy? what have i done

Got 18 mins left on my lunch break, should I dash to the shops and get some cookies?

>>82387881
nah lad. look after your weight, and avoid sugar as much as possible.

>>82387866
Ah well in that case yeah he's rolling in money. Good on him.

>>82387873
so what's your point, here?
is it drug gangs, or small boats?

my personality is that i larp as a brit on 4chan

>>82387898
oi oi guv'na
it's all peaches and pears today, innit?

>>82387893
Drug gangs, but the point remains the same. You can Just Do Things. You really can just lock up criminals, you really can just deport people, you really can just execute undesirables, you really can just dissolve your central bank, you really can just tun off the bennies tap etc. etc.

how can 2 x 50mg of tramadol be MORE comfy than 100mg of tramadol? cna anyone explain? surely it's just 200mg total, however you slice in?

my royal mail parcel from aliexpress went missing in december 2023
i reckon one of them immigrants must have took it

post ur drugs with time stamp you larping grim mong

>>82387922
I'll check the internet, brb.

>>82387913
i mean really it comes down to money and effort and all that. and yeah it's a nightmare if you just blow shit up or throw people in prison, that can lead to much bigger problems (even outright wars).

i think if you just handed the criminals the cash value of everything involved in stopping them, a lot of them would gladly give up their crimes. fuck man, give ME one drone. i won't even attack anyone, but i WILL give up drugs.

>>82387913
You can do loads of things but they can have unintended consequences

>>82387923
what, fucking, tramadols?

is that somehow more unbelievable than "i just smoked a joint" or something, ur weird m8

;_; the America obsessive got banned?

>>82387922
Bad news anon. From the BBC so we know it's trusted.

You lads need to be carefull with what you order online and have delivered to your houses. What if poor delivery lad and or lorry lad get caught up in this?

>>82387953
fucks sake x
all my aliexpress electronics been blown up

Sorry to say Raynerlads, but Angela's going to get the boot

>Topshop will return to High Street in 2026
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1l854prl9vo

>Topshop - The Mighty Boosh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkeSi3IVTqE

been on top but i dont shop at topman

>>82387967
Hopefully the sexy bitch starts an OnlyFans

>>82388013
That used to crack me up. Still does

>>82387775
im back. the engine didnt explode and i learned that riding a motorbike arfter having a double dose of codeine is a bad idea

>>82388024
Found out today that Only Fans is from the UK. HQ in London

>>82387967
I reckon this has come from Starmer's team to get rid of her. That has probably bought him some time.

might apply for a job at onlyfans HQ

>>82388048
Mate I'm gonna bust a nut so hard.

oh i see, BBC anon. you were lampooning us. it was a simple lampoon.

Now Angela, you knew this day may come, and the Prime minister has chosen you for this task. A final task in your capacity as deputy PM I may add. Now now, no need for tears Angela, you of course will be compensated for this, and you have the lovely new home, and we will make sure you land on your feet with a nice job in... finance? That pays well. See, there you go, it's not so gloomy is it. Stiff upper lip and all that.

i feel like BBC News USED to use proper Unicode quotation marks and apostrophes in its headlines, now it's only sometimes.

Editorlad would have a fit.

>>82388069
Excellent parody on Nigel Hawthorne's delivery. Well done anon.

>>82388056
on that nofap now me mate

>>82388076
Have you seen the state of news articles lately? Full of typo's. We could talk of the elephant in the room (forren journalists), or say that the editors of these news agencies are incompetent. Should the editor not see these issues and edit the piece?

>>82388076
It's a real pain to copy/paste text from there to here.

>>82387813
Tried it lad, you'll just cram through them really fast and then you'll need to get more. If you're like it with ketamine you'll be like it with the pills too.

I'm also not allowed loads of ketamine, what I do is every now and then I'll treat myself to a gram or two for a particular reason, and then I'll sniff it all in a day or two and then have to get more in for the reason and by the time I'm done with that my tolerance is so high there's barely any point in doing it so I force myself to have a couple months off. The system works great.

I try to just not buy painkillers or benzos, doesn't always work, but I try. Usually just end up getting nurofen plus and solpadein max from different pharmacies and taking too many of each. Don't think my liver will be in a good state.

>>82388083
It was a great series. I'm not DVDlad that collects DVD's, but I wouldn't mind getting the complete series to rewatch. Always good to have some physical copies of things for if SHTF, or internet outage.

Angela Rayner's blind/disabled son makes porn on Only Fans. I'm not even kidding.

Are Ange is built for bbc and I'm not afraid to admit it

>G0DPMM

>>82388106
My father in law has a lot of Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister recorded on his tele. We watch it every time I'm over there. Top 5 British comedy of all-time, easily.

>>82388109
I guess he never sees it cumming then.

>>82388127
spat my j2o out at this, goddamnit

i'm starting my onlyfans soon, who wants to be my first subscriber?

>>82388098
sorry to hear that anon, hope you can find SOME form of moderation/abstinence/whatever-you-need.
and yeah i was only getting one (1) gram of ket in, frankly it'd be gone by now.

choking for it, though. in a way i don't with benzos, or booze (any more). fuck, i've HAD booze 'in the house' and i don't care. just want ket.

why must we be cursed this way? ;__; oh well, i'm comfy on tramadols now

>>82388142
is that you yanklass?

>>82388143
What happens if you just don't take any of that shite lad? Do you go mental and stabbing people or sommat?

>>82388142
Do your parents not support you in all endeavours?

totally understand WHY paracetamol is used, has somewhat replaced other (better tbqh) painkillers.

but is part of the reason we have co-codamol, and over-the-counter painkillers with paracetamol, a bit like meths? poisons you, just a bit, keeps you off the PURE opioids.

>>82388142
what is it though, as if its just an average bloke whacking off im less keen

Lad who just dropped off a parcel looked like he could be on /britfeel/. Longish beard, glasses, baseball cap. If it wasn't an Amazon delivery I'd be sure it was deliverylad but he think he drives for Evri.

>>82388150
i get withdrawals but realistically i just sweat in bed freaking the fuck out in a terrible headspace. kind of like the FEELING of a bad acid trip, without the hallucinations. whatever receptors are fried, i'll never be happy or even experience pleasure again, and everyone's out to get me.

then half a day passes and life goes back to normal.

I'm probably the best looking poster here. Probably

>>82388173
cor even if it's not literally deliverylad, it COULD BE him.

he could do with a taste of his own medicine, IMO. not rite what he says about people. not rite at all.

>>82388179
Doubt it because I'm here

>>82388062
The royal mail stuff? Just a bit of fun, I thought it was obvious. I'm not criticising you lads, I'm just being silly.

>>82388175
Sounds like you should just stop taking it and then you'll be alreet? I say this having never ever taken anything other than OTC drugs so I have no clue what it does to the brainburg.

I've just noticed something strange about Shippy's disappearance from /britfeel/, and it doesn't sit right. The silence, the coincidences, even the name, it makes me wonder if this was just a poster dropping off the board... or something orchestrated.

First, the name: Shippy. It practically begs for interpretation. Ships carry cargo, but they also set sail, vanish over horizons, disappear into fog. Was this just a nickname, or a coded message about someone being "taken away"?

Then there's the timing. Shippy vanished just as threads were heating up, as arguments got sharper, as certain conversations started poking at uncomfortable truths. And suddenly-nothing. No more posts, no more presence. The void itself became the spectacle.

Look how the board reacted: people kept repeating the same memes, the same narratives, the same speculative jokes. Meanwhile, the stranger questions (the ones about why a long-time poster would suddenly go silent) got buried. Convenient, isn't it?

Here's my theory: Shippy wasn't just another anon fading into real life. The disappearance was a psy-op, a performance, a message aimed at the rest of /britfeel/. A warning: say too much, and you'll vanish too.

The whole thing reeks of choreography. The build-up. The abrupt cut-off. The way everyone keeps talking about it, almost like they're being guided to keep the myth alive. It's textbook manipulation-engineered folklore to control a community.

So you've got to ask yourself: was Shippy real? Or was the whole thing a warning?

>>82388206
I heard he died from complications during surgery after Ebin ran over his foot, and BN and shut in chad carried his body round to meetups like a weekend at bernies bit.

>>82388206
he's called shippy because he had an obsession over Harold shipman, shippy started the lethal dose meme

>>82388206
i still dont care about any of this shit

Who's opened the discord nonce gate again? Someone ram these fuckers back inside ffs.

>>82388206
>I've just noticed something strange about Shippy's disappearance from /britfeel/, and it doesn't sit right. The silence, the coincidences, even the name, it makes me wonder if this was just a poster dropping off the board... or something orchestrated.
>
>First, the name: Shippy. It practically begs for interpretation. Ships carry cargo, but they also set sail, vanish over horizons, disappear into fog. Was this just a nickname, or a coded message about someone being "taken away"?

>Then there's the timing. Shippy vanished just as threads were heating up, as arguments got sharper, as certain conversations started poking at uncomfortable truths. And suddenly-nothing. No more posts, no more presence. The void itself became the spectacle.

>Look how the board reacted: people kept repeating the same memes, the same narratives, the same speculative jokes. Meanwhile, the stranger questions (the ones about why a long-time poster would suddenly go silent) got buried. Convenient, isn't it?

>Here's my theory: Shippy wasn't just another anon fading into real life. The disappearance was a psy-op, a performance, a message aimed at the rest of /britfeel/. A warning: say too much, and you'll vanish too.

>The whole thing reeks of choreography. The build-up. The abrupt cut-off. The way everyone keeps talking about it, almost like they're being guided to keep the myth alive. It's textbook manipulation-engineered folklore to control a community.

>So you've got to ask yourself: was Shippy real? Or was the whole thing a warning?
fascinating

>>82388206
You're onto something mate. What strikes me is how clean the disappearance was. Most anons who "fade" do it messy - sporadic posts, obvious slipping, maybe a drunken reappearance months later. But Shippy? One day he's there, woven into the fabric of /britfeel/, the next it's like he got airbrushed out. That's not natural drop-off, that's a sever.

And you're right about the narrative management. The way the board immediately fell into the same handful of "haha where's Shippy" gags - like clockwork. It's not organic, it's containment. Keep the myth playful so no one digs deeper. Classic limited hangout.

The name itself feels like a breadcrumb. Ships don't just "stop existing" - they either sink or get redirected. Maybe Shippy was taken out of circulation, maybe he was redeployed. Either way, the effect is the same: everyone sees that someone can just go missing overnight, and suddenly the whole board is a little quieter, a little more cautious. That's power.

If Shippy was real, he became an example. If he wasn't, then his "absence" was crafted for the exact same effect. Either way: psy-op achieved.

>>82388143
Oh thanks lad but I'll be alright. Been playing this game for years now, skirting actual full on dependence and then dancing away before I get too bad, week or two of sleepless nights and withdrawals and then I'm right as rain. Most of the time I'm good with phenibut twice a week, and i have a bit of booze on the weekends and now and then I'll have a bit of a binge on other drugs.

Got way too into me xanax during COVID and due to a very stupid new vendor on darkwebs a few years back ended up with like 15g of k, so was a bit dumb for a while, but we keep on keeping on.

Bit of a depressing sight a while back looking on the active darkweb market at the time and seeing I'd spent over a grand in less than a year on various bits and bobs. Bit of a wake up call that was.

>>82388206
>I've just noticed something strange about Shippy's disappearance from /britfeel/, and it doesn't sit right. The silence, the coincidences, even the name, it makes me wonder if this was just a poster dropping off the board... or something orchestrated.

>First, the name: Shippy. It practically begs for interpretation. Ships carry cargo, but they also set sail, vanish over horizons, disappear into fog. Was this just a nickname, or a coded message about someone being "taken away"?

>Then there's the timing. Shippy vanished just as threads were heating up, as arguments got sharper, as certain conversations started poking at uncomfortable truths. And suddenly-nothing. No more posts, no more presence. The void itself became the spectacle.

>Look how the board reacted: people kept repeating the same memes, the same narratives, the same speculative jokes. Meanwhile, the stranger questions (the ones about why a long-time poster would suddenly go silent) got buried. Convenient, isn't it?

>Here's my theory: Shippy wasn't just another anon fading into real life. The disappearance was a psy-op, a performance, a message aimed at the rest of /britfeel/. A warning: say too much, and you'll vanish too.

>The whole thing reeks of choreography. The build-up. The abrupt cut-off. The way everyone keeps talking about it, almost like they're being guided to keep the myth alive. It's textbook manipulation-engineered folklore to control a community.

>So you've got to ask yourself: was Shippy real? Or was the whole thing a warning?
Get a life.

>>82388195
aye the problem is i legitimately want painkillers for pain. my bladder is fucked from ket abuse. i see the irony. i can stop taking painkillers and life goes back to normal (thank fuck) but then i am in chronic pain.

ket i can 100% do without, but it DOES clear up normal depression really quickly and effectively. problem is i have a permatolerance and yeah i'll just keep snorting it once it's there.

if i could turn the clock back, i think i'd still take it, but do some microdosing/nasal spray thing. have made them up myself but it's not the same now ;_;

>>82388236
Excellent points raised here. I think we're supposed to surmise that Shippy has been "scuttled" like an old ship, deliberately "sunk" to terrorise us.

fat gregg of banbury

>>82388255
He's been exiled to Spain lad. He's now known as Gordo Gregorio de Benidorm

>>82388255
sad anon of obsessionborough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVBZ2QDeToE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFBSu1s5To0

what the FUCK

>>82388272
no im just not a newfag

>>82388279
Who has called you a newfag?

>>82388283
im calling you a newfag for not knowing about shippy and a retard for having no reading comprehension

>>82388290
How do you know what I am thinking or what I know.
Be quiet lowercase seether, yer a bore.

l've just noticed something strange about Shippy's disappearance from /britfeel/, and it doesn't sit right. The silence, the coincidences, even the name, it makes me wonder if this was just a poster dropping off the board... or something orchestrated.

First, the name: Shippy. It practically begs for interpretation. Ships carry cargo, but they also set sail, vanish over horizons, disappear into fog. Was this just a nickname, or a coded message about someone being "taken away"?

Then there's the timing. Shippy vanished just as threads were heating up, as arguments got sharper, as certain conversations started poking at uncomfortable truths. And suddenly-nothing. No more posts, no more presence. The void itself became the spectacle.

Look how the board reacted: people kept repeating the same memes, the same narratives, the same speculative jokes. Meanwhile, the stranger questions (the ones about why a long-time poster would suddenly go silent) got buried. Convenient, isn't it?

Here's my theory: Shippy wasn't just another anon fading into real life. The disappearance was a psy-op, a performance, a message aimed at the rest of /britfeel/. A warning: say too much, and you'll vanish too.

The whole thing reeks of choreography. The build-up. The abrupt cut-off. The way everyone keeps talking about it, almost like they're being guided to keep the myth alive. It's textbook manipulation-engineered folklore to control a community.

So you've got to ask yourself: was Shippy real? Or was the whole thing a warning?

>>82388311
You're onto something mate. What strikes me is how cIean the disappearance was. Most anons who "fade" do it messy - sporadic posts, obvious slipping, maybe a drunken reappearance months later. But Shippy? One day he's there, woven into the fabric of /britfeel/, the next it's like he got airbrushed out. That's not natural drop-off, that's a sever.

And you're right about the narrative management. The way the board immediately fell into the same handful of "haha where's Shippy" gags - like clockwork. It's not organic, it's containment. Keep the myth playful so no one digs deeper. Classic limited hangout.

The name itself feels like a breadcrumb. Ships don't just "stop existing" - they either sink or get redirected. Maybe Shippy was taken out of circulation, maybe he was redeployed. Either way, the effect is the same: everyone sees that someone can just go missing overnight, and suddenly the whole board is a little quieter, a little more cautious. That's power.

If Shippy was real, he became an example. If he wasn't, then his "absence" was crafted for the exact same effect. Either way: psy-op achieved.

I've just noticed something strange about Shippy's disappearance from /britfeeI/, and it doesn't sit right. The silence, the coincidences, even the name, it makes me wonder if this was just a poster dropping off the board... or something orchestrated.

First, the name: Shippy. It practically begs for interpretation. Ships carry cargo, but they also set sail, vanish over horizons, disappear into fog. Was this just a nickname, or a coded message about someone being "taken away"?

Then there's the timing. Shippy vanished just as threads were heating up, as arguments got sharper, as certain conversations started poking at uncomfortable truths. And suddenly-nothing. No more posts, no more presence. The void itself became the spectacle.

Look how the board reacted: people kept repeating the same memes, the same narratives, the same speculative jokes. Meanwhile, the stranger questions (the ones about why a long-time poster would suddenly go silent) got buried. Convenient, isn't it?

Here's my theory: Shippy wasn't just another anon fading into real life. The disappearance was a psy-op, a performance, a message aimed at the rest of /britfeel/. A warning: say too much, and you'll vanish too.

The whole thing reeks of choreography. The build-up. The abrupt cut-off. The way everyone keeps talking about it, almost like they're being guided to keep the myth alive. It's textbook manipulation-engineered folklore to control a community.

So you've got to ask yourself: was Shippy real? Or was the whole thing a warning?

>>82388301
you called me obsessed for knowing about shippy, anyone who has been here for more than 5 minites knows about him so its nothing to do with obsession.
>seeher
projecting
also that fact that you've learned my posting style proves you're the one whos obsessed.
you may cope now

>>82388316
You're onto something mate. What strikes me is how cIean the disappearance was. Most anons who "fade" do it messy - sporadic posts, obvious sIipping, maybe a drunken reappearance months later. But Shippy? One day he's there, woven into the fabric of /britfeel/, the next it's like he got airbrushed out. That's not natural drop-off, that's a sever.

And you're right about the narrative management. The way the board immediately fell into the same handful of "haha where's Shippy" gags - like clockwork. It's not organic, it's containment. Keep the myth playful so no one digs deeper. Classic limited hangout.

The name itself feels like a breadcrumb. Ships don't just "stop existing" - they either sink or get redirected. Maybe Shippy was taken out of circulation, maybe he was redeployed. Either way, the effect is the same: everyone sees that someone can just go missing overnight, and suddenly the whole board is a little quieter, a little more cautious. That's power.

If Shippy was real, he became an example. If he wasn't, then his "absence" was crafted for the exact same effect. Either way: psy-op achieved.

I've just noticed something strange about Shippy's disappearance from /britfeel/, and it doesn't sit right. The siIence, the coincidences, even the name, it makes me wonder if this was just a poster dropping off the board... or something orchestrated.

First, the name: Shippy. It practically begs for interpretation. Ships carry cargo, but they also set sail, vanish over horizons, disappear into fog. Was this just a nickname, or a coded message about someone being "taken away"?

Then there's the timing. Shippy vanished just as threads were heating up, as arguments got sharper, as certain conversations started poking at uncomfortable truths. And suddenly-nothing. No more posts, no more presence. The void itself became the spectacle.

Look how the board reacted: people kept repeating the same memes, the same narratives, the same speculative jokes. Meanwhile, the stranger questions (the ones about why a long-time poster would suddenly go silent) got buried. Convenient, isn't it?

Here's my theory: Shippy wasn't just another anon fading into real life. The disappearance was a psy-op, a performance, a message aimed at the rest of /britfeel/. A warning: say too much, and you'll vanish too.

The whole thing reeks of choreography. The build-up. The abrupt cut-off. The way everyone keeps talking about it, almost like they're being guided to keep the myth alive. It's textbook manipulation-engineered folklore to control a community.

So you've got to ask yourself: was Shippy real? Or was the whole thing a warning?

>>82388332
You're onto something mate. What strikes me is how cIean the disappearance was. Most anons who "fade" do it messy - sporadic posts, obvious sIipping, maybe a drunken reappearance months Iater. But Shippy? One day he's there, woven into the fabric of /britfeel/, the next it's like he got airbrushed out. That's not natural drop-off, that's a sever.

And you're right about the narrative management. The way the board immediately fell into the same handful of "haha where's Shippy" gags - like clockwork. It's not organic, it's containment. Keep the myth playful so no one digs deeper. Classic limited hangout.

The name itself feels like a breadcrumb. Ships don't just "stop existing" - they either sink or get redirected. Maybe Shippy was taken out of circulation, maybe he was redeployed. Either way, the effect is the same: everyone sees that someone can just go missing overnight, and suddenly the whole board is a little quieter, a little more cautious. That's power.

If Shippy was real, he became an example. If he wasn't, then his "absence" was crafted for the exact same effect. Either way: psy-op achieved.

>>82388322
You seem quite clueless. You post in lowercase, and seethe. That is all. You think you're more important than you are.

I've just noticed something strange about Shippy's disappearance from /britfeel/, and it doesn't sit right. The siIence, the coincidences, even the name, it makes me wonder if this was just a poster dropping off the board... or something orchestrated.

First, the name: Shippy. It practicaIIy begs for interpretation. Ships carry cargo, but they also set sail, vanish over horizons, disappear into fog. Was this just a nickname, or a coded message about someone being "taken away"?

Then there's the timing. Shippy vanished just as threads were heating up, as arguments got sharper, as certain conversations started poking at uncomfortable truths. And suddenly-nothing. No more posts, no more presence. The void itself became the spectacle.

Look how the board reacted: people kept repeating the same memes, the same narratives, the same speculative jokes. Meanwhile, the stranger questions (the ones about why a long-time poster would suddenly go silent) got buried. Convenient, isn't it?

Here's my theory: Shippy wasn't just another anon fading into real life. The disappearance was a psy-op, a performance, a message aimed at the rest of /britfeel/. A warning: say too much, and you'll vanish too.

The whole thing reeks of choreography. The build-up. The abrupt cut-off. The way everyone keeps talking about it, almost like they're being guided to keep the myth alive. It's textbook manipulation-engineered folklore to control a community.

So you've got to ask yourself: was Shippy real? Or was the whole thing a warning?

>>82388344
You're onto something mate. What strikes me is how cIean the disappearance was. Most anons who "fade" do it messy - sporadic posts, obvious sIipping, maybe a drunken reappearance months Iater. But Shippy? One day he's there, woven into the fabric of /britfeel/, the next it's like he got airbrushed out. That's not natural drop-off, that's a sever.

And you're right about the narrative management. The way the board immediately feII into the same handful of "haha where's Shippy" gags - like clockwork. It's not organic, it's containment. Keep the myth playful so no one digs deeper. Classic limited hangout.

The name itself feels like a breadcrumb. Ships don't just "stop existing" - they either sink or get redirected. Maybe Shippy was taken out of circulation, maybe he was redeployed. Either way, the effect is the same: everyone sees that someone can just go missing overnight, and suddenly the whole board is a little quieter, a little more cautious. That's power.

If Shippy was real, he became an example. If he wasn't, then his "absence" was crafted for the exact same effect. Either way: psy-op achieved.

this guy sure is noticing the same thing a lot.

my /britfeel/ theory? spam lad is the guy who got banned earlier. or he's one of them, on some Discord.

30 years old, seethes about America crimes, floods the NEET thread as petty revenge. now that's a life.

>>82388342
you dont know what i think or feel, keep your baseless accusations to yourself

Checkout all this win in one thread by winners on the anonymous anime site

>>82388355
he repeats himself more than ssm

>>82388370
But yet you know how I feel and what I think?
Are you a female?

>>82388376
>But yet you know how I feel and what I think?
yes, i deduce things while you just throw random insults about
>Are you a female?
no

Sex with Greg Austin is bean scented and beautiful

/r9k/ sometimes has coded messages about me.
>>82354033
>WONK YEHT LLIW WOH
>WONKY EHT LLIW WOH LEEF
>WONKY ATE LITTLE LEAF

crosslad calls me wonkylad, i did eat baby spinach that day. hidden cameras. THAT'S how they will know.

>>82388392
How can it be only you that can deduce things?
Again, you think you're more important than you are.

>>82388402
im not saying im the only one im saying you're not. you are really bad at logic and reading comprehension

>>82388399
Should we be worrying about this? Kind of a bit worried. Is China planning to invade Europe or something?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/82382527/deleted/deleted/
what a mong lol

im going to have to book some holiday soon before the weather turns bad

>The dentist shall be seeing you now
>Hop in, sire.

And people accuse me of spamming. I'm not interested in specially produced American meat, nor am I interested in what they call biscuits which is really just more of a scone.

Fun fact, was once on holiday in America with some mates and one of them got what he thought was a bowl of porridge from the hotel breakfast buffet, upon closer inspection it was very much not porridge. Eventually figured out it was the white lumpy 'gravy' of their biscuits and gravy fame, so I guess like a thick pork based grey sludge. We all had a good chuckle and he ate the rest of it regardless, probably set him up for the day that did.

>>82388406
You can convince yourself of a win however you want anon, but know that I see you for what you are. A sad little seething faggot, who enjoys insulting others.
Tell us your backstory anon, why so seethy?

Why so seethious?

>>82388426
looks like he's in for a filling

Luv fall me, i do.

>>82388447
Low quality bait post to get somebody to call you a yank/10

>>82388430
wain untill you find out what mountain oysters are

In the absence of. The mong who likes. His full stops.
lowercase seether is present.
Boggles the mindnibba.

>>82388435
i have no intention of insulting anyone you are just bad at logic. only the pettiest most insecure of people think conversation can be won, im only here to pass the time

>>82388426
my meatspace body needs no repairs

Christ, Japanese porn is so intimate and sexy compared to American porn. Boggles.

>>82388469
have you ever read snow crash? that picture reminded me of it

>>82388465
You tried to insult me multiple times.
My logic is, you're potentially mentally handicapped, and I don't want to insult somebody with issues.
Please give the phone back to your handler, and ask them to wheel you into a quiet safe space.

>>82388476
i haven't, actually. that's the one about the brain virus or whatever?

only ever read Neuromancer and the setting is cool, but i couldn't give a shit about anything that happened in it tbqh.

>>82388426
Now I may enjoy some relatively deviant pastimes but this is a whole other level. Whomsoever is responsible for this monstrosity really ought to be taken out of society for the good of all of us.

>>82388477
a criticism is only an insult if you're weak

Why walk, when run?

>>82388486
Is it easy to walk whilst being spineless? We're online anon, kek. You're only deluding yourself.

Spicy City is a cyberpunk cartoon kino if you like Ralph Bakshi.

>listening to french metal
I'm letting my anglobros down

>>82388498
>american animation
no thanks

>>82388482
>brain virus
kind of, its about people being murdered in cyberspace by lethal code. there's more to it than that but i dont want to get too into it

>>82388493
why walk, when you can ride?

(chim)

messaged a guy i met once and he's invited me to come over on the weekend
he's just got a lot of mcat and 2cb in
he says he works on a job site and does 2 weeks on 2 days off and wants to "cut loose"

i think i might be getting laid this weekend lads
im getting laid right???

>>82388494
do you have some kind of core point you want to make?

>>82388493
why wank when sex

>>82388510
bloody forrun silk striders takin are jubs

>>82388508
reeee it's good. even by Bakshi standards.

old-school Disney is objectively better animation than anime, anyway. animated on twos instead of threes, squash and stretch instead of characters gliding over a background, anime is rarely fucking ANIMATED.

>>82388513
>says I lack reading comprehension whilst having 0 reading comprehension herself

Absolutely pissing it down lads. Popped back home for my coat, stopped at maccies on the way back, they got my order correct, nice and warm too, new favourite maccies, fuck the one down the road from me
>>82388173
I only have a little bit of beard because I haven't bothered shaving, don't wear glasses I've got good eyesight and I haven't been wearing my cap

although i agree with this /vr/ lad about picrel
>>>/vr/11953083
>every frame of animation is absolutely key

pause this at any point. they drew the individual fragments of the vagina bones.

>>82388523
i read your post just fine, they had no premise i was asking you if you wanted to make one

>>82388535
>vagina bones.
lol

>>82388509
Not that lad but I like Snowcrash, I like a lot of Stephenson but also he pisses me right off sometimes. Thoroughly enjoyed Snowcrash, Diamond age, Chronicles of DODO, Reamde. Anathem I think is in my top books of all time ever. Fall (dodge in hell) is one of the most frustrating, drawn out, bullshit wastes of my time/life I've ever subjected myself to.

Interesting bloke for sure though, intend to read some of his other books at some point but since they're all such tomes I really need to be in the mood to devote myself to it for a few weeks or more.

Almsivi and Divine Intervention scrolls destroying our Silt Strider industry.

>>82388527
stop eating this disgusting shit

>>82388535
>vagina bones.
Virgin lmao

>>82388535
Yeah lad I get it, you like wobbly jobbly knockers

>>82388511
are you a homosexual man, that femanon who got laid at the weekend, or both?

Why shag when you can wank? The fist is far tighter than a minge.

>>82388542
ive only read snowcrash but i loved it because it had so much energy, everything was so over the top it felt like some cocaine fuled 80's action movie

fwiw i liked the 'spineless' dig, lad.

>>82388554
Its a lad playing lets pretend on the anonymous website. Nowt much life beyond the screen in front of him

>>82388563
you would have loved jeremy kyle back in the day

>>82388554
>that femanon who got laid at the weekend
guilty
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbYN4OtjV2c

This live mix speaks to the germanic soul, doesn't it

The song itself isn't even remarkable as such, but from an artistical POV synthmaxxing like this in the middul of a forest with these LED's standing around is quite kinographic indeed

Well know britfeel paedophile

>woman can get sex really easily
Colour me shocked.

>>82388536
I'll help you
*posts
Take your ESL seethe and bugger off lass.

>>82388573
you have nice lips, i hope your transition goes well x

>>82388561
Yeah I know what you mean, it's a proper thrill. I reckon you'd like Reamde, it's like techno thriller with a bitcoin scam inside an ultra realistic WOW ripoff, Chinese underground and then muslamic terrorist hijacking. Similarly action focused. Don't read the sequel though, just don't you even think about it.

>82388578
Imagine being a deer taking a crap and suddenly you spot this fella doing his thing out there lol

'Goddamn hairless apes and dey cultcha', you'd think to yourself

>>82388586
you could take drugs and shag a lad who works on a job site, too.
i believe in you.

>>82388511
Graped (consensually)

>>82388601
>Reamde
ive put it in my to read list

>>82388590
thats not a premise but whatever

I'd love to bury my face in Ange Rayner's minge while she talks dirty to me about stamp duty

>>82388586
easy to get sex with "anyone" if you want to

having sex with someone who is
a) hot
b) a good shag
much harder to come by
so i dont get laid very often as i am quite picky
drugs definitely help

>>82388612
hot

After disregarding all post-op instructions, I have developed dry socket where my lower left wisdom tooth used to be. I'm in quite a lot of pain haha!

>>82388622
Here's a premise for you, darling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68S99Nktfs4

Why are (((humans))) like this lol

missing bobbin like you wouldn't believe, not a day goes by that I don't think about him

>>82388630
>drugs definitely help
MCAT is like THE horny drug but it makes me sick and feel awful. like speedrunning MDMA.

find someone to love, not just shag.

They really are preparing us for something big, aren't they

>>82388630
CNC is so hot. Are you norf souf middle or what? I work every day but could fit you in on the evening

new femanon can we call you eva7?

Not had a shower in 3 months. Been having to have baths.

>>82388639
That's because of your obsession love. Anything gregg and gregg related. Or is it all /britfeel/ers?

>>82388647
can't believe you choose work over sex every day.

>>82388649
do you have one of those shower tap mixer things? when i didn't have a shower (landlord kept delaying it) i washed my hair with buckets of water. huge pain.

>>82388646
You can turn it off. I did.

>>82388636
premise
noun; base an argument, theory, or undertaking on.

>>82388642
i've gotten sick of it because the last few times i've had it it's never been "enough" and i waste hours being adhd and redosing and fucking up my nose
the only time i really enjoyed fucking on mcat was the first time and everything since has been a disappointment
i like molly because i just have 200mg and i'm happy and don't think about having any more and its much easier to enjoy the moment, but i just rolled last weekend and need to give my brain a break

>>82388647
depends if you're hot and my type

>>82388648
no thank you x

>tfw haven't received the warning about the warning

i already get all my news from /britfeel/. aliens could invade, i'd just be sat here.

>>82388653
Thought it was one G not 2?

>>82388633
ask for codeine it great

>>82388667
Are you really that stupid, sweetheart.

After a year and a half of being forced to secretly mobile post, I am back on a desktop. Glad to be back boys.

>>82388664
I'm usually finished by the afternoon or early evening, still plenty of time for shagging each day
>>82388670
Depends what your type is, I've got long hair if that's your thing. Post a contact or something later if you want

If i put isoproyl alcohol in my nicotine vape, will i get drunk?

>>82388672
>Thought it was one G not 2?
*shrugs*

>>82388675
I did but they only offered me the paracetamol/codeine mix, which ain't touching it. Frustrating cause my last GP prescribed me codeine proper for a mild case of tonsilitis.

>>82388554
new BN noncenest character. don't fall for it lads.

>>82388670
>it's never been "enough" and i waste hours being adhd and redosing and fucking up my nose
i know that feel. at least with MDMA i 100% know where i'm at and then i know i'm good for the night.

enjoy your sex. (consider ritalin and therapy.)

FEMANON PLEASE SHAG DELIVERYLAD

HE IS A TENSE PERSON, HE NEEDS THIS
fsdfkjdsfdsfdsf

>>82388664
Luckily there is a shower head part of the bath and I keep it up above my head to shampoo etc with one of those long arm phone holder things I got as a stocking filler ten plus years ago. Genius me

>>82388684
i don't fancy posting my insta in a 4chan thread ngl anon

>>82388707
please blogpost about your sexual escapades, so we can live vicariously through you

>>82388646
whats the point of this bollox if they never use it?
The yanks use it for missing kids/severe weather etc

Saying that i dont want my phone going fucking mental because there is going to be a small rain shower, which is exactly how the government would use it, the bastards

>>82388724
didn't they first test this when the Russia stuff was kicking off? we could get nuked.

>>82388732
I sure hope we do lad

>>82388724
I thought they used it for severe weather but that could have just been in Scotland

>>82388737
you hoping to survive in the post-apocalypse, or get wiped out in the blast?

whens the last time you ate fish that wasnt cod?

>>82388724
Can't use it for missing kids anon, what if they are just with their adult irregular citizen bf and or 1 of his cousins??

>>82388743
im not too bothered either way tbqh lad

insta death would be neat but it would be fun to see the horrors of a nuclear waste land

Guaranteed I'll out sleep all you anons, I really am

>>82388757
I too would like to form a post apocalyptic rape gang who gets the pick of all the cxny

shaggerlass, do you do requests?
friend is having trouble getting over her ex-boyfriend. i think a hit of jealousy would do her some good.

>>82388720
i'm not that interesting lad most of the sex i've had has been mid at best

last time i went to a party on mdma it turned out to be an orgy
that was fun
wondered where all the cool people went and i was left in the living room with the dregs
knocked on the bedroom door and they were all shagging
saw things id never seen before and will probably never see again lmao

>>82388770
>post apocalyptic rape gang

>>82388535
What's the source in this de lid?

>>82388774
sex is overrated. i say this as the dreg at parties, but even when it's NOT sour grapes, sex is still overrated.

>saw things id never seen before and will probably never see again lmao
i knew a couple who went to a BDSM dungeon/club/thing in London somewhere to spice things up. frankly it sounds absolutely horrifying and not sexy in the least.

drugs are pretty cool, though.

Nu breadinghams soonish is it then

>>82388786
Fatal Fury anime

>>82388792
Cheers think I'll be watching this later.

What interesting times we live in

at least if there are cxny-seekers in the post-apocalypse, there will also be vigilantes who have zero qualms about killing them.

>>82388787
>sex is overrated
i don't think it is
the few times it's good it's really good
just have to go through a lot of shit to get there
hate how horny people get in my DMs and then we meet up and they're really timid and passive and i have to tell them what to do its really tiring

>i knew a couple who went to a BDSM dungeon/club/thing in London somewhere to spice things up. frankly it sounds absolutely horrifying and not sexy in the least.
my ex took me to a BDSM club once. it was really cold and unwelcoming in there and all i could think of was how dirty all the stuff in there probably was. on the way out there was a theater room with a man sat in there having a wank on his own. didn't see the point
i paid 20 bones for a membership card to that club and all i use it for is racking up lines lmao

>>82388801
you know what, i'll give Lush credit that they tend to be better when it comes to social issues. yeah it's a big business but it's not like they have to do this, fuck knows if it'll affect anything. if staff get the day off, great! (going in Lush is a nightmare.)

best practical thing i've seen a UK business do is Timpsons hiring ex-offenders. good on them tbqh.

Corrrrr! Some good Radiance announcements today including another Visconti I'll definitely be pre-ordering. New Eureka announcements tomorrow.

Looks like he is ban evading

its raining deee lad

>>82388816
how the hell are sexually aggressive blokes not a dime a dozen?

go to a rugby club. take cocaine.

>>82388801
They will all sleep easy tonight knowing some random fucking soap shop thousands of miles away is closed for the day

Everyones fucked in the head kek

want to get pissed but have to pick up my sprog from day care in 15

"i want to be ravaged...nooo not like that"

fuckin WOMEN am i right

>>82388846
do both, lad. my parents were pissed all the time when i was a bairn, i turned out fine.

>>82388753
Accidentality got haddock once when I ordered a fish n' chips.

>>82388840
i'm too poor for coke unless someone else is buying
anyone with coke money can shag better than me tbf
>the hell are sexually aggressive blokes not a dime a dozen?
in a catch 22 i think the sexually aggressive blokes aren't my type. i like softlads in corduroy and carhartt i just wish they were better shags

>>82388846
Why not drink when you return, or call at a pub on the way back, or go get 8 beers then take your child to a park on the way back?

>>82388843
>what is a symbolic gesture

wanking to maggot baits again what am i like

deliverylad is on Evri money.

>>82388878
cor loved their first album

Not really sure desu desu

>>82388888
it's a porn vn with monsters, scat, gore, piss, futa
probably the most degenerate but one of the best vns in existence

I really wish robots would take over the world already. They surely can't do a worse job than humans are currently doing.

>>82388898
corrr sounds good if you're into that.
i liked Saya no Uta but for the actual story. gave that Euphoria a go, and yeah, it's plenty of people's fetish. but just came off edgy for edgy's sake, y'know?

write a good romance story then have sexy parts, that's what i reckon.

>>82388888
Who is cor

Anyone know the best but cheapest cloud storage? More a drag and drop, not backup like backblaze. Google is 20 quid for 5tb, surprised still that expensive tbqh

>>82388912
maggot baits is same developer as euphoria askshually
I enjoy both, Euphoria is more depraved sex acts but maggot baits has a pretty mental story and dark future noir vibe

>>82388917
it's an exclamation, i forgot my corma.

What fudge packers need is Zyklon B

>>82388919
i know i'm not answering the question but why NOT get an external hard drive?

>>82388928
won't help them have gay sex, will it.

Lets go then
>>82388947
>>82388947
>>82388947