>>96438464
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I wanna make a game where you're an onlyfans whore, you have to advertise to get subs and reply to creepy simps and take requests.

Do you think anyone will buy my game?

Congrats! You've just become a NPC in a video game, and players can now enter your house and talk to you. What music do players hear when they enter, what will they see, and what will you say to them?

BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1UMrDRa9lA
>upon entering my house, players will see an obese man with glasses sitting in front of a computer, surrounded by empty beer cans on top of various figures, pop culture posters, and all that nerdy stuff.
>"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? EITHER GO FETCH ME BEER, OR GET OUT OF MY LAIR, PUNY MORTAL!"
>"Oh, you actually brought me some beer? T-thanks... Uhh... Here, have this.
>player receives a trash bag as "reward"
>"What? I never promised a reward for it, now, did I? Go take out the trash."

>join imperial faction
>kill ulfric
>then join dark brotherhood
>kill emperor as well
I do this every playthrough

>>718800705
i mean yeah but I like Team Cherry

>>535937893
Yes.

>>718168868
Form: returned
Blast: had
Israel: supported
Good Goy Edition: preordered

>f95zone.to
>include tags: female protagonist, corruption, 2dcg
>exclude tags: 3dcg, ai cg, censored, ntr, bestiality, interracial

It's gaming time

>seeding kinos
>see an indian ip leeching
>immediately stop seeding and report their ip address to the indian gestapo

I refuse to communicate in multiplayer games

Fully agree. Chudism is a cancer

everytime im checking my fortune im always gettig excellent luck i think it’s cause god loves me

Your fortune: Good Luck

>grab the polymorphic
>remove the assembly
>pull it into the code cave

>>716055720
yes.

>>715631487
STR/INT

feeling horny i think im gonna jerk off to ai brown women

Why yes I always watch the idol concerts after a race, how could you tell?

>>714622397
>see thread with hot or sexually suggestive woman as OP
>"Made for BBC"
>move on to next thread to do the same until i get banned for offtopic

>>40662958
Yeah it usually is people who don't love themselves or haven't spent time in isolation and really got to know themselves that get bored.

https://youtu.be/_BYIEXzdnlY?feature=shared

Now that I'm done shitting on monkey troon I can do anything I want and there's many choices but for now I'll keep smoking drinking top shelf devil's lettuce and hearing the fireworks from a distance.

COVID showed me how fragile normies are and how they need socialization or they die of boredom because they can't stand being alone with their thoughts.

I'm tired of raping everybody here its burning up what remains of my soul

>Troll remorse

Is real

>>713944912
DOL-001 chads rise up

>run sideways more often than forward or backwards
>press space at least once every second
>only method of interaction is shooting things
>dog shit metal music you can't remember a single note of
Yup it's gaming time

i just 1 shot some exile troon

I don't care about what happens in the middle east.

>>713189840
Maybe my "dogshit computer" already plays the good games, and anything else isn't even worth mentioning.

>see indian flag on peer list
>immediately stop seeding

>>712563248
I've never bought a GTA game, and I never will.