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Anonymous No.719264765 >>719264927 >>719264967 >>719265061 >>719265389 >>719265426 >>719265914 >>719266039 >>719266580 >>719268026
L0L
Anonymous No.719264847 >>719265887
Anonymous No.719264927 >>719265019 >>719265027 >>719265082 >>719265236 >>719265238 >>719265389 >>719265784 >>719265985 >>719266251 >>719267589
>>719264765 (OP)
in reality most prostitutes (the ones you find on the streets) would refuse to play with you even if you pay them the average rate.
Anonymous No.719264967 >>719265131 >>719265327 >>719265930 >>719266381 >>719266540 >>719266798 >>719268730
>>719264765 (OP)
Kek
Anonymous No.719265019
>>719264927

how rude
Anonymous No.719265027 >>719266116
>>719264927
I remember a video of some dude asking to pay one for cooking at home and she refused.
Anonymous No.719265061 >>719266846
>>719264765 (OP)
>You'll never become good friends and hang out playing vidya with the local escort.
Anonymous No.719265082 >>719265179
>>719264927
What admirable professionalism!
Anonymous No.719265131
>>719264967
Anonymous No.719265179 >>719265332 >>719265461 >>719265731 >>719266469 >>719266643 >>719266732
>>719265082
it's just that sex is better than video games
Anonymous No.719265236 >>719265301 >>719265389 >>719265412 >>719265432 >>719268084 >>719268658 >>719268734
>>719264927
it is a pretty dangerous job. That kind of stuff screams parasocial weirdo who won't respect boundaries plus or minus kidnapping
its funny for jokes to subvert expectations that way but honestly there are cheaper ways to make friends and spend time with them so it's perfectly reasonable to be wary
Anonymous No.719265238 >>719265439 >>719268115
>>719264927
I wonder what their reasoning would be
Anonymous No.719265301
>>719265236
>there are cheaper ways to make friends
false
Anonymous No.719265327
>>719264967
Anonymous No.719265332
>>719265179
I would not say that
Anonymous No.719265389 >>719265902 >>719265928 >>719266527 >>719268025
>>719264765 (OP)
>>719264927
>>719265236
Okay, let's say I need to get a co-op partner immediately but I'm a friendless loser. What are some better ways to find one that doesn't resort to annoying the local prostitute?
Anonymous No.719265396 >>719265501 >>719266183
Anonymous No.719265412
>>719265236
>there are cheaper ways to make friends and spend time with them
i don't believe you
Anonymous No.719265426
>>719264765 (OP)
guffaw!
Anonymous No.719265432 >>719265641 >>719265690
>>719265236
>having sex with strangers is perfectly safe
>hanging out with a gameR? Far too risky.
Anonymous No.719265439
>>719265238
Probally assume he's a crerpy weirdo who wants to kill them.
Anonymous No.719265461 >>719265571 >>719265627 >>719266732 >>719267481
>>719265179
They're about equal, factually speaking
Anonymous No.719265501 >>719265560 >>719265634 >>719266183 >>719267352
>>719265396
Anonymous No.719265560 >>719265617 >>719265634 >>719266183 >>719267352
>>719265501
Anonymous No.719265571
>>719265461
>sex is only slightly better than food
It's so over. It never even began.
Anonymous No.719265613
Anonymous No.719265617 >>719266183 >>719267352
>>719265560
Anonymous No.719265627 >>719265770
>>719265461
considering i eat and then play video games beat sex
i hacked the nature, fuck reality
Anonymous No.719265634
>>719265501
>>719265560
>the furry spammer also has the worst fetishes too
not surprised
Anonymous No.719265641
>>719265432
Prostitute customers are losers, yeah, but I could imagine a decently normal guy buying a prostitute. It's pretty much just jacking off with extra steps. It's a natural solution to a natural impulse. But if a guy is so desperate, lonely, and pathetic that he'd pay a stranger just to play video-games with him for an hour, he's clearly mentally unstable and something has gone terribly wrong in his life. You'd treat him like a homeless person. With an appropriate amount of wariness
Anonymous No.719265690 >>719266304
>>719265432
Being a prositute is crazy. Sure, you have those fancy escorts, but in a lot of cases, women are driven there out of desperation. It doesn't pay super well due to the low skill barrier and it's usually pretty sketcy. Since it usually lack legal protections, it's easier for a John to dupe or manhandle a prositute to get away with not paying, and that's not even dwelling into physical assault or even murder. I'm sure plenty of prositutes would love an easy job where they can get to play video games all day, but the phrase of, "If it sounds too good, it's probably not true" is usually right. Plus, it does cross the "professional" barrier and create more problems. You might get a John who's too attached, and the lady would avoid that because of the danger, the impracticality, and maybe even to spare the feelings of the poor son.
Anonymous No.719265691
Anonymous No.719265731
>>719265179
Apparently not if people are paying for companionship more than they are the sex.
Anonymous No.719265770 >>719265873 >>719265905 >>719266062
>>719265627
Your biggest takeaway here should be that meth is the ultimate nature hack. That figure of 1,300% genuinely terrifies me
Anonymous No.719265784
>>719264927
because that's outside of the scope of what a prostitute is supposed to do. If you want a companion you have to upgrade to escorts and their adjacents like sugarbabies
Anonymous No.719265805 >>719265887
Anonymous No.719265806 >>719266748
Anonymous No.719265873
>>719265770
comes with major disadvantages, that percentage just breaks the body
not my thing
Anonymous No.719265887
>>719264847
lost!
>>719265805
lost again!
Anonymous No.719265902
>>719265389
Which games you play faggot?
Anonymous No.719265905
>>719265770
And then you'll never enjoy anything again
Anonymous No.719265914
>>719264765 (OP)
I got one to come meet my parents and pretend to be my gf so my dad would stop thinking I was gay all the time. He always thought I was gay because I was bad at sports and manual labour and never had gfs in school.
Anonymous No.719265928
>>719265389
there was that website where you pay people to play with you. it was like fiver but forgot what it was called. also can just go on fiver.
Anonymous No.719265930 >>719266245
>>719264967
Is this a one off? A series where it's a succubus getting into wacky hijacks and developing friendships sounds fun.
Anonymous No.719265985 >>719266071 >>719266186 >>719268604
>>719264927
I hired a prostitute once when I was in college but I pussied out and gave her $120 to hang out in lingerie while I played Skyrim
She thought it was funny, at least
Anonymous No.719266039
>>719264765 (OP)
where the amogus
maybe here?
Anonymous No.719266062
>>719265770
your body likes it to stay a level when it hits it and when you can't you are going to hate the world.
you can have withdrawals from anything that brings you joy
Anonymous No.719266071
>>719265985
Anonymous No.719266116
>>719265027
no shit, they want to get rid of you in less than 15 minutes so they can get to more customers, they don't have time to go cook for you
Anonymous No.719266123 >>719266190 >>719266214 >>719268475
Anonymous No.719266183
>>719265396
>>719265501
>>719265560
>>719265617
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ORDER AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THESE IN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.719266186
>>719265985
Wow, and I thought I was pathetic.
Anonymous No.719266190
>>719266123
eww saggy
Anonymous No.719266214 >>719268626
>>719266123
this looks like AI
Anonymous No.719266225 >>719266369 >>719266623
>buy a hooker
>she looks at you and becomes visibly disgusted
>refuses to have sex with you
>the pimp kicks you out
>-$200
true story
Anonymous No.719266245 >>719268442
>>719265930
No, there's more. The name's Shachiku Succubus no Hanashi.
Anonymous No.719266251 >>719266312
>>719264927
There are websites where you can find a girl to pay to play games with you. They're mostly shit like LoL and Valorent. Im not sure if they'd be open to couch coop
Anonymous No.719266304
>>719265690
Given women’s eagerness to jump on OF or other pornography adjacent business models, I think women are naturally inclined to sell sex to men if it benefits them either financially or socially. So even if there are risks, far too many women would sell sex for money if given the opportunity.
Anonymous No.719266312
>>719266251
ohh sir yes i am female
Anonymous No.719266369
>>719266225
>buy a hooker
>she looks at you and becomes visibly disgusted
>cum in 1 minute
>she laughs
>spend the rest of the time chatting but she has the look of scorn on her face the entire time
Anonymous No.719266381
>>719264967
Anonymous No.719266461 >>719266763
lol
Anonymous No.719266469
>>719265179
It really isn't.
Anonymous No.719266527 >>719266732
>>719265389
There's this cool app where you can find people to help you grind in games. It's called Grindr, check it out.
Anonymous No.719266540
>>719264967
is the game they are playing based on a real property?
Anonymous No.719266580
>>719264765 (OP)
A YouTuber tried to do this with a prostitute in vegas and OSRS and after like 20 minutes she made some excuse to go down to the lobby and just left with the money.
Anonymous No.719266623 >>719267114
>>719266225
didn't happen unless you're hideously unhygienic.
That's literally the only reason hookers reject people they don't think are going to murder/arrest them
Anonymous No.719266643 >>719266732
>>719265179
the only feat of pleasure that video games can simulate but feels way better in real life is killing people in active combat
Anonymous No.719266676 >>719268737
Anonymous No.719266732
>>719265179
>>719265461
I guess with sex, it usually comes with validation that you're socially and physically adept enough to convince someone to bang genitals together. With videogames, you can just buy them, or hell, pirate them. Even if the game is good and fulfilling, it still lacks the touch of companionship?
>>719266527
Shit really? Thanks anon, I'll get right to grinding!!
>>719266643
Killing people in video games is more comparable to hitting a target than the act of killing in of itself. It's why most games just usually drop guys and don't focus on how they bleed to death.
Anonymous No.719266748 >>719268204
>>719265806
was airy always like that on the inside or does she get corrupted by the power of the crystals
Anonymous No.719266763 >>719266838 >>719267078
>>719266461
I went to Culver's a few months ago to check it out, since it was right down the street from my parents' house. I got the butter burger because that's their signature item and I was kind of blown away at how much it tasted like absolutely nothing. Like the meat just tasted like water. Very confusing that they stay in business. I thought, maybe, I got a bad sample, but I asked my mom about it and she said the same thing; Culver's is just bland, nothing food.
Anonymous No.719266798
>>719264967
I'd do this if a furry succubus broke into my house
Anonymous No.719266805 >>719266956 >>719266986
I wanna make a game where you're an onlyfans whore, you have to advertise to get subs and reply to creepy simps and take requests.

Do you think anyone will buy my game?
Anonymous No.719266829 >>719267942
Anonymous No.719266838
>>719266763
It's a brand from the Midwest (white people can't into flavor)
Anonymous No.719266846
>>719265061
Why would you want to be friend with a slut, get over yourself man.
Anonymous No.719266956
>>719266805
Unironically yes, make it a sim like "YouTuber life" or whatever. People eat those indie games up. Unironically a game with that concept with a sfw toggle would probably get picked up by streamers.
Anonymous No.719266965
Anonymous No.719266986
>>719266805
Yes, if it's enjoyable and well done. It having actual erotic elements can easily net you easy Patreon bucks too. It reminds me of "NEEDY STREAMER OVERLOAD" and that one did well commerically and critically.
Anonymous No.719267005 >>719267119 >>719267163 >>719267190 >>719267463 >>719267493 >>719268005 >>719268236
Anonymous No.719267078
>>719266763
its a bit like 90's mcD or Burking i can't remember.
Anonymous No.719267114
>>719266623
oh budster
the place where i live, women here have extreme standards, even prostitutes are now picky
Anonymous No.719267119
>>719267005
What an asshole.
Anonymous No.719267163
>>719267005
What the fuck, Sonic?
Anonymous No.719267164 >>719268191 >>719268364
Anonymous No.719267190
>>719267005
Sonic the ass hog
Anonymous No.719267352 >>719268449
>>719265560
>>719265501
>>719265617
This thing about transforming women into some specific inanimate object is one of the weirdest fetishes I've ever seen. I've seen multiple artists draw this like this. Weirder than vore and feet, so weird that it's even hard to describe.
Anonymous No.719267463
>>719267005
wtf they did the fucking meme decades ago!?
Anonymous No.719267481
>>719265461
That's why the best activity is to play eroges while snorting amphetamines.
They're an aphrodisiac too so you can goon like at least 15 times in a 30h long goon session
Anonymous No.719267493
>>719267005
Sonic been hanging out with Winnie de pooh
Anonymous No.719267589
>>719264927
I lost my virginity with a prostitute back in 2009 and I've only have sex with prostitutes because I'm a loser; it's 2025 and I use them at an average of once per month so do the math.
Even then I find the idea of paying a prostitute to do friend things with you to be extremely pathetic and disturbing; prostitutes are right to avoid that kind of client.
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Anonymous No.719267942
>>719266829
I miss /ldg/...
Anonymous No.719268005 >>719268109 >>719268236
>>719267005
Anonymous No.719268025
>>719265389
You can literally ask here or in the Steam forums.
Anonymous No.719268026
>>719264765 (OP)
literally just
>i'm wario
but withou tthe soul
Anonymous No.719268084 >>719268658
I would make her watch me play a game that I narrate like a Let's Player. I'd make her sit there and watch me play and narrate Phantasy Star II.

>>719265236
Somehow, I feel like giving psych evaluations aren't anywhere near the top of the thought process of crack addicts that carry a price tag for letting strangers blow a load in them.
Anonymous No.719268109
>>719268005
takes me back
Anonymous No.719268115
>>719265238
because she doesnt want to be your girlfriend and dudes fall in love with prostitutes and stalk them sometimes
Anonymous No.719268191 >>719268520
>>719267164
I'd plow that Khajiit like no tomorrow
Anonymous No.719268204
>>719266748
she's always been that way, and even taunts you that of course her human pawns trust her because who wouldn't trust the adorable fairy
Anonymous No.719268236
>>719268005
>>719267005
>it was moments like these that pushed tails to do the things on that park bench
Anonymous No.719268364 >>719268520
>>719267164
Sex with big blonde lady...
Anonymous No.719268442
>>719266245
You son of a bitch, I'm in
Thx, Anon
Anonymous No.719268449
>>719267352
>anon doesn't know about vore into inanimate object tf
Anonymous No.719268475 >>719268626
>>719266123
uh, the strong feminist devs told me that women's tits didn't jiggle and bounce like that
Anonymous No.719268520
>>719268191
>>719268364
ANONS NO
Anonymous No.719268604
>>719265985
>pussied out
>gave her money anyways
retard
Anonymous No.719268626
>>719268475 that's true, because its >>719266214
Anonymous No.719268658
>>719265236
>>719268084
take a random serial killer and ctrl+f "prostitute"; it's a 50/50
Anonymous No.719268730
>>719264967
Anonymous No.719268734
>>719265236
>unprotected sex is totally ok but videogames are le heckin dangerous!
Anonymous No.719268737
>>719266676
It's that smooshed heart at the end that gets me
Also, based nip dubbed player