Thread 96426580

Should Dwarf women be lolis or shortstacks?

>>96426580 (OP)
Both

>>96426580 (OP)
>>96426650
Gnomes are lolis, dwarves are shortstacks, halflings are both.

>>96426580 (OP)
No.

A grown man posted this btw

>>96426660
Yeah, if dwarves are lolis, who's the shortstack race?
You have variety in your system, right? Right?

>>96426689
Of course he did, you must be 18 to post on 4chan.

>>96426689
Imagine being this niggas father and learning he posts gay shit like this on 4chan. Id blow my brains out

>>96426580 (OP)
Neither of those are dwarves

>>96426580 (OP)
>>96426660 speak the truth.

>>96426695
>races are defined by the horni category they fulfill

I want to be mad, but honestly can't find the flaw.

The idea of Dwarf women being lolis grew on me over time.

>>96426580 (OP)
Dwarf lolis are the worst type of /v/ and /a/ slop.

>>96426743
Anon, this is exactly what this thread is about.
If OP was asking if all small races should have + DEX, then I would argue that they should have different bonuses for variety.

>>96426745
L2 loli dwarf dual-classed into a caster was such a neat thing.

>>96426580 (OP)
Yes.

>>96426732
What's the difference between an oppai loli abd a shortstack other than cope?

>>96427160
Proportions. Oppai Loli have child-like proportions (rectangle figures instead of hourglass figures) except with huge breasts.

Just leaving this hear.

Please masturbate before posting on /tg/.

>>96427215
I do.

Please masturbate while posting on /tg/

>>96426660
This anon is wise and clearly plays games, unlike OP.

>>96426580 (OP)
Shortstack. Loli brings in the wrong kind of trouble.

>>96426580 (OP)
Shortstacks, no self-respecting Dwarf would go around looking like a bag of bones, spindly human child.

>>96426745
Even though I am a great fan of lineage 2 and it's early aesthetics, I draw the line at dwarf lolis.

>>96427199
Please don't drop your slop outside designated shitting threads >>96423891

>>96427750
This is one step removed from those guys that insist dwarf women have beards, just a dogmatic bullshit approach to contain any development of the concept.

>>96426580 (OP)
Neck yourself

>>96427808
Naw, chicks with facial hair are gross.

>>96427929
Which isn't the point. If people didn't experiment with how dwarves look like they'd still be elves.

My choices are entirely dependent upon my own sexual preferences. Preferably that of a shapely woman with huge breasts full of milk.

If you prefer dwarven when that look like prepubescent human girls you are free to do so but it ain't for me.

>>96428104
>If you prefer dwarven when that look like prepubescent human girls you are free to do so but it ain't for me.

>>96426580 (OP)
Why not both? Just make them different subraces: Dwarf (Male), Dwarf (Attractive), and Dwarf (Shortstack).

>>96427790
Not slop

>>96427160
oppai lolis have no ass, and usually completely out of proportion tits. This is a jap thing.
shortstack have tits and ass, they're a full grown woman, just short. This is a western thing.

>>96427750
>Shortstacks
you didn't post a shortstack tho
shorstacks don't have muscles or wide shoulders. I'm not even saying your pic is bad, you just don't actually know the name of your preferred body type.
That's just a short musclegirl, not a shortstack.

>>96426712
Deserved

Couldn't post this dogshit in the dwarf thread that's already up? >>96342613

>>96428785
No.

>>96426580 (OP)
there should be no dwarf women, dwarves just reproduce with their beards

>>96426689
What are you even implying? It's coom bait. Would you prefer if it was a child posting it? Are you retarded?

>>96428774
She's got tits nearly the size of her head and she's short. That is a shortstack. Idk if you are getting hung up on the fact that she also has muscles or if your metrics are skewed by overconsuming porn where 50% of the girl's mass is tits. Either way, you're wrong.

>>96427968
Beardless, stacked dwarves ARE the experimentation. Tolkien's dwarven women have beards and I don't think there were any depictions of female dwarves from the Norse myth or German fairytales at all. The stocky, broad, beardless females are very much a modern creation.

Short. Stacked. Sex.

>>96426660
>halflings are both.
the obligatory bare feet are whats most for halflings

>>96428923
>The stocky, broad, beardless females are very much a modern creation
These are just the dwarf women warhammer fantasy has always used since at the least the 90s.

>>96426580 (OP)
Hairy, just like the men.

>>96429047
The 90s are very modern, anon. We're talking about mythical creatures dreamed up in the 13th century.

>>96429080
And became short stocky beardsmen in the 50s.

>>96429090
naw

>>96426729
OI, NOLDORFAG
GO PRANCE AROUND WITH YOU FUCKING ELVES LIKE THE FUCKING DOUBLE STUFFED TWAT YOU ARE.
THERE'S NEARLY NO FUCKING CANON FOR WHAT A DWARF WOMAN LOOKS LIKE. NO ONE FUCKING CARES THEY'RE DWARVES.
WE DON'T NEED TO SEE THE IMAGES OF THE PRETTY FUCKING ELF MEN YOU WANT TO POUND YOUR FUCKING PROSTATE UNTIL YOU ARRIVE AT A RETROGRADE EJACULATION.

GO FLOSS YOUR ANUS WITH A CACTUS YOU FUCKING SEMEN SPONGE.

>>96428774
she's not exaggerated, i think is the issue here.
she is a shortstack (with realistic proportions)

>>96426580 (OP)
I don't like loli dwarves, not because I dislike loli, but because they don't look like they're the same race as the male dwarves. In those settings where male dwarves look like shotas, I'm fine with it, with loli halflings, etc, but the insane sexual dimorphism is so weird and doesn't really fit with anything about dwarves. (I'd actually say it cuts against them, because insane sexual dimorphism is associated with very "barbaric" cultures, because we associate modernity with relative gender egalitarianism.)

>>96426580 (OP)
loli dwarf but short stack goblins.

>>96426650
fpbp

>>96426660
>Gnomes are lolis
Gnomes are weird and lanky, they're the orangutan of the small races.

>>96426580 (OP)
They should be about 80% as wide as they are tall

>>96426580 (OP)
Both, at same time.

>>96429383
Dwarf shortstack, goblin shorterstack.

>>96427808
Dwarf women do have beards.... Just lower

/tg/ is way too normie to accept anything loli so it has to be shortstack

>>96429383
Just have it vary by ethnicity. Some dwarven people have stockier bustier women, some dwarves have more petite women, other dwarves are known to have very big asses and wide hips to their women, etc.

>>96427160
Age, you dipshit.

>>96430015
Everyone knows that there are no subethnicities within dwarves, who are all exactly the same.

>>96427160
the bush, or absence thereof

I just remembered FE has dwarves.

>>96430068
Slop bad, also dwarves should never have pointed ears.

Seriously, Reginn and Eitri aren't human. They're dwarves. People just kinda forgot about them.

>>96426580 (OP)
When I was a kid I installed a mod on Rimworld that added dwarves and noticed that the women had beards. I think it was a glitch, but because of that Ive always liked the idea of hairy/bearded dwarven women.
>Inb4 MUH ZOOMERS

Eh.. loli.

Particularly because allowing shortstack dwarves is going to end in someone forcing their bearded woman fetish on every other living human being they can. And trying to hide behind that one irrelevant joke Gimli made about it is getting tiresome too.

>>96427750
This. Muscled shortstack without going into the grotesque cartoony territory with massive noses.

>>96430225
I don't want to hear about your pedo fetish either.

>>96426650
FPBP, oppai loli supremacy.

>>96427199
>>96430068
>>96430225
slopping really does damage the brain doesn't it

The pizza, that most traditional of dwarfish cuisine.

>>96426580 (OP)
Shortstacks. Lolis are for halflings or gnomes.

>>96430225
>Slopper is also a pedo
Why am I not surprised?

>>96426580 (OP)
Traditional games?

>>96432574
thats a great dwarf.

>>96426689
I'd certainly hope its an adult posting the softcore porn.

>>96430068
>>96430225
Why are you posting ugly elves?

>>96426580 (OP)
Dwarven women dont exist. Dwarves are strange creatures placed into the earth by their god. Other dwarves will mine them out & by doing so claim them to their clan. Each clan competes in mining to grow their influence

>>96427160
The term shortstack originally refered to a very bottom heavy and small women - Midna being an easy example. The amount of boobage is actually not a factor in determining what is and isn’t a shortstack - the important factors are the Thighs, Hips, and to a lesser extent Butt.
Of course because the terminology is independent of the size of the breasts and thus includes shortstacks with large breasts, and people who like size stuff tend to like to go overboard, there is a lot of ignorant people out there that now equate “shortstack” with “a short woman with large breasts” - which isn’t the right use of the phrase, and actually misses the entire point.
An Oppai Loli (or Pailoli for short) is completely different, and is simply a girl with a prepubescent body with the exception of substantial breasts.

>>96432914
>>96430343
Nah. Big boobs means big life.

but I'm genuinely tired of it. If I even consider playing a dwarf without a beard, grognards come out of the woodwork like they have just now to scream until they get their way. Or you just play something else. Whatever comes first. It quiets them up either way. It's either a fetish or some weird.. I don't even know what makes you like this. I genuinely do not have even the slightest read on why it is so important to any of you to behave this way.

Except, perhaps, that you know it bothers others that you are this way.

>>96434834
midna is THE shorstack.

>>96434834
>The amount of boobage is actually not a factor in determining what is and isn’t a shortstack

I always figured that "shirtstack" meant short and stacked - i.e., big booba.

>>96436520
>no boobs

ShortSTACKs need big tits. Being STACKED is literally in the name.

>>96434834
This entire post is just your personal fiction. There are many people who would insist that you can't be a shortstack without big tits like >>96436592 and their interpretation is just as valid as yours. There is no "ur-shortstack" that the lingual lineage is derived from. Making big generalizations lile this only causes arguments. Yes, boobage matters to whether or not something is a shortstack, it always has.

>>96426650
The absolute most based suggestion

>>96434834
Strongly disagree here. I always thought bottom heavy girls were just called pears.

>>96436917
Pear-shaped is that, pear-shaped. Doesn't have much to do with anything else.
It's kinda how people think milf means sexy older woman and not literally mother I'd love to fuck.

>>96436917
Pear is a body type, the height is independent of that

>>96436636
Nah he’s got a point. He even picked a good example for it.
Midna is inarguably a shortstack - if you think she isn’t you’re insane. But she has no boobs. Ergo shortstacks don’t need boobs to be shortstacks and it’s about the rest of it.

>>96434834
This is lies. Its actually the opposite. Shortstack referred to women who were small but had huge tits. No clue when bubblebutts & thighs came into it, but that is not the OG definition, probably just degenerates corrupted another good thing

>>96436792
I'll be honest, the taller halflings are less creepy and weird. The typical height makes them more like brownies, and most games/media just make them downsized humans. No altered proportions. Which makes it even weirder.

>>96436792
translation?

>>96437030
The translation only helps solidify my opinion that 4th Ed was too based for this world.

>>96437102
Yeah, 90cm really looks kinda stupid when you actually line them up.

>>96437030
>what has changed in herb ring U
>filename
checks out.

>>96437117
Again, it's even worse when they are just downsized adults. That shit is ultra creepy. Still, this issue is exactly my concern. Halflings seem fine in a vacuum. Put them next to ANYTHING and suddenly it looks stupid. It's just stupid. There's nothing you can do to make it not look stupid.

Minor additional note. The artist points out something bite sized being slower than a medium creature is a hilariously terrible idea all on it's own. What a ridiculous leftover from 3.5 to keep.

>>96436977
I definitely wouldn't call Midna a shortstack precisely because she's not stacked. She's short and has a good ass but that's only part of the puzzle.

>>96434834
This is the truth and any attempts at saying otherwise is cope. The term comes from shortstack pancakes, where the top one is smaller and the bottom is larger.

>>96437258
She is stacked dumbass.
How do you stack things? Biggest at the bottom

>>96437439
If you see a girl and you say she's "stacked" that means she has big tits, this is without question the most common meaning of that statement.

>>96437500
> Words and phrases only mean what I deign them to mean!
> Not what they were designed to mean!

And this is why no one can understand eachother and everything is a shouting match. Please stop this kind of behavior.

>>96437515
Anon, you genuinely have to be either playing deliberately stupid or just not hang out with many people to think that a woman being stacked means anything other than she has big tits 99% of the time. C'mon now.

>>96437258
You're insane. She is THE textbook example of a shortstack. This is not up for debate.

>>96437533
Did you miss the "short" part in shortstack? Not only does it mean that they're lacking in height but also that they're missing something aka tits.

>>96437533
Look, your conception of what the phrase shortstack should mean does not remove the original use of the term. This isn't a difficult concept.

>>96435124
Are these "grognards" in the same room with us? You aren't fooling anyone. Female dwarves with beards are uncommon, and most of them are demanded ironically.
Even Dwarf Fortress femdwarves have no beards.

>>96437117
Not really, she would exactly as she's supposed to - small, petite young girl that always seems to be in her teens until fourties.
This type isn't even fantasy, but real life.

Well, unless you're one of those freaks who call short/tall, young/old pairs pedos regardless of age.

>>96437818
regardless of anything, the female dwarf has a beard around her crotch.

>>96438257
Anon, this isn't a room. This is a thread.

>>96438277
Uh, do you know how short 90cm is?

>>96438314
Exactly less than a meter. Friendly reminder that goblins and gnomes fit around this size.

>>96438308
Oh.

>>96438361
Just that the way you described it seems like you don't know what 'teens' looks like.

>>96438437
Tbh I was looking at Krillin reflexively before actually rereading the post. But still. Goblins are tiny adults with wonky proprortions.

>>96426580 (OP)
Dwarves shouldn't be women.
Halflings should be shortstacks.
Goblin females are a race separate from goblin males and are shortstacks.
Gnomes should be garden gnomes.
Fairies should be lolis.

>>96438308
Don't look behind you.

>>96436636
>There is no "ur-shortstack" that the lingual lineage is derived from.
Seeing as Midna is more or less the progenitor of the entire fetish and everything is downstream of her, she is indeed the ur-stack.

>>96438565
Are you really so deranged that you think a character from 2006 is somehow a starting point for something so generalized as "small women with big asses/tits" fetish? The Venus of Willendorf is like 30,000 years old dude.

>>96438565
People have been after short thicc girls for ages man. Frank Zappa made a song about goblin girls in 81. I'm not sure where this fixation on Midna comes from but I've seen it a lot on /v/.

>>96438581
the venus of willendorf is, by definition, a venus body and not a shortstack

>>96438589
>Frank Zappa made a song about goblin girls in 81.
I think that was about blowjobs tho, it doesn't really have anything to do with shortstacks
Like ... goblin - gobbling? See, it's a play on words

>>96438692
Yes, the song is about "gobblin" girls, but the lyrics of the song also clearly explain a stereotypical goblin (green, short, weird skin).

>>96438452
Krillin is 120cm (4e halfling), Rika is 90cm (5e halfling).

>>96426580 (OP)
shortstack for nonpedos

>>96427790
>>96432690

You guys have AIDS.
AI Derangement Syndrome.
Hyuk.

Evil dwarven women. Dwarfish?

>>96428899
>She's got tits nearly the size of her head and she's short
>>96429310
>she is a shortstack (with realistic proportions)
>small ass
>shortstack
not every woman who is short is a shorstack.

>>96438464
>

>>96440504
Your brain has been warped by hentai

>>96438464
>Dwarves shouldn't be women.
>Halflings should be shortstacks.
This wouldn't be an original shitpost, but some time ago anons joked about the secret of dwarves being halfings ARE their women was pretty great.

>>96438704
It’s about a girl in a costume, not actual goblins man

All women should be lolis, whether dwarvan, elvish or human and anything in between. Fight me.

>>96441642
Makes sense, I'm adding that to my kitchen sink setting

>>96436592
She's the ur-shortstack. The shortstack from whence all others are derived from.

>>96441768
>Fight me.
You're too powerful...

>>96441768
A powerful argument. However-
>Cestree

>>96442046
The rite has been prepared.
I must now recite the ancient incantation
"Work on your art"

>>96441768
I shall not.
After all, "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"

How about making Dwarven women look like petite teenagers instead?

>>96437258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcQNper5C-c

>>96442345
That's just loli with extra steps

>>96426650
unFATHOMably based take

>>96442389
Yeah, but I feel like my cock can actually fit in one and not the other.

>>96440143
Even your retorts are derivative, that's just sad.

>>96442394
In 3.5 at least, a dwarf reaches "Maturity" (In quotes since the ages are a bit wonky) at 125 years old, which is roughly the equivalent of a 15 year old human.

>>96426580 (OP)
both are good but if I have to pick, it's going to be shortstacks every time.

>>96442416
What's the laws for marrying a underage dwarf girl in their society?

>>96442394
Reverse it
As they get older they go from right to left, becoming leaner

>>96442408
We all know you have a micropenis anon.
>>96442430
No idea. But I could reread races of stone to see if it has anything on dwarven marriage customs.
Yeah, 3.5 splats were a bit insane.

>>96442443
>going from thicker to leaner as they age
could be cool from a storytelling perspective, but I hope that doesn't include pregnancy, otherwise I imagine that wouldn't be too pretty; an older, thinner dwarf mama birthing a tree-trunk thick baby

>>96442488
I’m assuming that they have like, a child stage (if you wanted to keep it mythological feeling, maybe they’re part rock or clay) that then develops into the bigger form (Let’s call it the “Miner” stage because I think that’s a fun pun), and only then do they start the process of shifting towards the lean stage

>>96442345
I like these very feminine dwarven women. Just a treat after being used to walking beards with axes.

>>96442345
season 2 never ever

>>96429981
I'm getting hard from thinking about the girl on the left in OP's pic with copious amounts of pubic hair.

>>96437258
She is 45 lbs of ass riding on your back the entire game. Yes she is a shortstack

>>96429981
this and long hair are the only female dwarf ideas i'll accept. women with beards are gross (i've worked with one. nice in all other aspects but that)

>>96427808
dwarf women having beards was an idea that arose because Tolkien never had a female dwarf character and some drooling morons decided the way he depicted dwarf men was the exact way all dwarfs should be depicted.

>>96440143
>slopper claims slop is real art
>afraid to name the artist or provide a link to their socials to prove it

>>96444951
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/obVx54

retard

>>96427199
>>96440143
But it really is slop though. Don't you see the hands, earrings and necklace, assort of smudged details everywhere?

the funny thing about this is that human drawn art is even worse at living up to the anti-ai art crowd's standards, so you keep getting nonsense like this about actual art, even professionally commissioned art sometimes

>>96443110
Tolkien himself said that they were so close in appearance to male dwarves most people couldn't tell the genders apart. I think this was mostly just because he thought the idea was funny.

>>96446165
>>96427199
>>96440143
You lying piece of shit, ai coomer slopper garbage. Lucky for you artstation have terrible report system to cleanse it of your ai filth
>hundreds of work, yet 0 client mentions
>dead social media
>sketches are black and white ai renders
>all artworks are posted after 2022 (when ai tools became available)
>no older/previous portfolios
>no old/previous works
>zero information on the artist (education, location)
fuck you and eat shit.

>>96448038
I want her to abuse me.

>>96448038
I want to abuse her.

>>96452791
>>96452136
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?

>>96426660
spbp

>>96437818
perfect

>>96437818
Do not associate shortstacks with lolis.

>>96426580 (OP)
Bearded lolis

>>96446165
100% this artist is using AI then doing some quick paintovers to fix egregious shit

>>96455810
If you have any proof, report him on artstation the TOS requires that AI usage be disclosed.

>>96455810
>>96459637
Digging through the backlog of the gallery and checking dates and the steady progression of quality, I'm actually more inclined to believe this person is a lot like Dikkosan from pixiv. One of the art styles who was scraped early and became the default for one of the big models.

I know that the Granblue Fantasy Dwarf analogue are Draphs instead of Harvins, but female Harvin are a good source for a Dwarfs Women as Lolis aesthetic.

>>96460380
harvins are based on halflings tho.

>>96460832
>I know that the Granblue Fantasy Dwarf analogue are Draphs instead of Harvins

>>96428989
loli shortstack feet...

>>96447208
your aware that many people just use Artstation to share art and not to make money? calm your impotent rage

>>96447141
It was a joke because there were no female dwarves in the original myth.

>>96426580 (OP)
Why not both?
>dwarven women go through two puberties
>they reach semi-majority with their first pubesence at around age twenty when they grow from bairn to loli, at which point many go adventuring
>around their fiftieth birthday, they enter second puberty, gaining a significant amount of muscle mass and bone density along with sideburns
>this is also when they tend to get married and settle down

>>96465793
>along with sideburns

>>96465824
Yeah, they just can't resist, can they?

>>96464936
But there were distinctly daughters of dwarves.

>>96427750
Yeah, that's a female dwarf alright. In my headcanon, when they're not working a physical job like picrel, they are more chubby, rounder

>>96426689
You forgot to post the gigachad image

>>96477703
I would like to extend my prayers, pity and sorrow towards any artists who is forced to draw woodwind and brass instruments

>>96433345
>softcore porn
You don't know what is softcore porn.