Thread 213890615

god damn piece of shit post timer, I was 3 milliseconds late trying to submit

BoomerLibs sense of superiority comes from dodging the Vietnam war and attending a music festival. Now they want untold numbers of young men to die for a war that we should have nothing to do with. Truly the worst group of humans this nation has ever produced.

>>213890615 (OP)
I want to play gta 4

>>213890675
so go play it nigga

>>213890664
we shouldnt have been in nam either, THOUGHEVER

is the new naked gun any good

>>213890685
which makes their current HYPOCRISY even worse.

>>213890688
All the funny jokes were blown off in the trailer. It is refreshing compared to the comedy movies released in the past 10 years or so.

i used to ejaculate into the corner wall of my bathroom

>>213890688
yes i saw it in a theater full of boomers and we all loved it
a new joke every 5 seconds

>>213890688
not from what i've read, but i'm so curious to see liam neeson in a comedy role i might go see it anyway. i can't picture it at all, so maybe it would make me laugh on the absurdity alone.

>child, child, child, child, child
>father of the maaaaaaaaaan

>>213890675
https://youtu.be/5_TAj38WTjE?si=WDIlyuH-SjAsc_av

>>213890736
Me too except replace ejaculate with pee and replace bathroom with bedroom

One day I was full of life
My sap was rich and I was strong
From seed to tree I grew so tall
Through wind and rain I could not fall
But now my branches suffer
And my leaves don't offer
Poetry to men of song
Trees like me weren't meant to live
If all this world can give
Pollution and slow death
Oh Lord I lay me down
No life's left to be found
There's nothing left for meeeeee
Trees like me weren't meant to live
If all this world can give
is Pollution and slow death

>>213890796
mom found the pee corner

>>213890839
I actually used to do it in a drawer too

>>213890796
i used to pee into a drawer. i don't know why i did that. it really fucked up the drawer

>>213890860
DUDE!

.

why not start selling crack right now so when your rap career takes off you arent a fake g

>>213890813
>>213890871

amie Foxx was spotted with a car full of white women despite previously declaring,

“No more white women,” and crediting Black people for saving him.

we're already far beyond the normal incidence of drawer pissers so im starting to think the people who post in here have some common psychological links

when will chud get his day

>>213890890
another brother lost in the snow

what did my captcha mean by this

>>213890867
I did it because I was too scared to walk to the bathroom at night, partly because of the dark and partly because I didn't want to wake my mom up. But she found out, so I ended up making her angry anyway

successfully got all 4 weeks of my PTO approved for the end of the year despite it being the busiest time for my field

I get a week off every month starting in 2 weeks. 2 more years and I get a 5th

>>213890933
siiick enjoy bro!

>>213890933
Love that for you

>>213890933
Fishing?

>>213891046
Kinda funny

lucha ppv in a few mins
finna smoke some weed and enjoy the show and that's on dudelmao

>>213891077
I look like this and said this

>>213891057
What about this one

If you're not supposed to drink all the time why did they invent flasks

>>213891111
my king
I was unaware

Don’t forget me there’s a tunnel under ocean boulevard

>>213891134
liberals DESTROYED
alcoholics ROCK!

>>213891133
Incomprehensible

>>213891134
nobody uses these anymore

>>213891133
incomprehensibly good

own the libs

/cum/ is an Asuka general
4chan is an Asuka website(she is moot's waifu)

hehe

>>213891188
You're wrong

>>213891220
Take this bitch to sneed's and be done with it

>>213891226
this is blueberry country

>>213891229
The mad scientist trope actually originated with nikola tesla

>if i dont have my bacteria fart juice i will LITERALLY KILL PEOPLE!!!!!!
in my perfect communist utopia it will be banned

the game.

every time i see a yuro online they are mean and rude

You ever get halfway in to an effort post only to realize you'd be responding to a bait thread that no one else is taking seriously?

>>213891240
This

>>213891300
We've all been there bro.

>>213891300
Nope
I only realize after hitting post

Got some LED lights for my gun safe, gonna be fully illuminated inside soon. I'm basically John Wick at this point.

>>213891334
Yeah, I'm thinkin I'm black

>>213891334
Hopefully it is rgb lighting that shifts through the spectrum

>>213891240
I just want her to be happy. Even though I know that right as she attains happiness she gets gang raped by a pack of wild MPEs.

>>213891300
I no longer make effort posts
the last time I tried was on /adv/ and I spent like two hours trying to get the concept of "you have to do something to get good at something" through to him before telling him to fuck off

>>213891357
Black people do not store their firearms safely, they surely would not spend the money on a safe either.
>>213891371
It does so I can turn my safe interior into a faggot parade if I really want to, but I don't want to because guns are for hetero men only.

Manly hetero men who like vaginas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BrCXBwZPJM
come watch some wrasslin bros

>gun safe
I just hide my long guns under my bed when I go out.

Do Canadians really have to put their 4 round .22s in a safe?

Man the rebuilds are so ugly

>>213891424
>when I go out
you mean when your mom drives you somewhere

My name is anonymous and I'm a shopaholic

Me and my girlfriend

>>213891424
Some places require you to lock up your firearms when not in use. They aren't going to come around and check ever, it's more about if some nignog breaks in and steals your shit to kill someone with they can hold you liable for it as well.

>>213891430
rebuilds?
awful
rei 3? goddess

weed inhalation has begun

>>213891481
Nice dawg I'm about to take a fat dab rip from my nectar collector

>>213891479
pic related

dude weed

Do Japanese women want BWC or would it be too painful for them? I often wonder this.

>>213891497
GOD
DAMMIT

>>213891463
That sounds really gay. Glad I live in a free country....

>>213891510
japanese women prefer jap men almost exclusively and the whole expats getting laid easy thing is just incel westerner fantasies

t. knower

>>213891508
damn straight

>>213891510
either way they do not want you

that poo I jsut took was heftier then I thought itd be

2 1/2 LBer, at the very least

we latinos need an inter-ethno nationalist movement that defines exactly who we are. There are too many wishy washy recent immigrants to Latin America that think they are one of us.

You can only be Iberia-American if you are one of these:
Criollo, Mestizo, Castizo, Coyote, Nativo, German, Italian, Spaniard, and Portuguese.

>>213891529
>either way they do not want you
I take that as a YES.
>>213891528
Interesting, this was partially my suspicion but mainly for cultural reasons. I imagine the language barrier + having a shallow vaginal canal would weigh heavily in their decision.

>>213891548
do your laundry

>>213891548
you're just as rootless and meaningless as white americans, hermano.

>>213891411
show is starting bros
get your lucha flips and thicc mexicans in while you can

>>213891569
>ethno nationalist movements are rootless
they are the epitome of blood and soil
>>213891562
get lost gringito

>b-buh wutabout muh waste!
This kills the useful idiot

can someone post the pic of the smug zoomie who killed a family of poopjeets in a car crash?

Today I smiled at a cute girl passing by on the sidewalk and she warmly smiled in return

>>213891588
i got the skelly guy

>>213891601
>gringito
listen man im just sayin there's more important things to life than this gay shit. change your oil or something man

>>213891528
It's only true when you don't speak Japanese.
Once you overcome the language barrier they throw themselves at you.

>>213891615
was she a skinny white girl with blue eyes?

>>213891603
the problem is they dont know 'nuclear waste' means a small little pellet of material and think it means glowing green rivers of goop from the simpsons

>>213891615
We're all gonna wagmi

>>213891619
he smooth as hell with it
his entrance was badass

>>213891628
Skinny white yes, I didn't catch her eye color

>>213891624
>there are more important things than defining who is part of your nation and who isn't

i'm a bear

Went grocery shopping with a lumber shirt on and nothing underneath it, was getting eyed up and down by all the women in the store. Being a fit white man with a good chest truly is a blessing.

>>213891652
not willing to believe that but okay

>>213891652
Like the gay kind?

Apparently Haradrim is a real thing in the middle east. I could've sworn that was some Lord of the Rings shit

watching on patrol

>>213891663
Pandas are retarded

im going to church and larping as a pious Christian just so I can get a submissive White wife that will never speak back, will always do as she's told, and will always cook for me

Is mihai still in jail? Does he still post anymore

>>213891700
You are following the path of your ancestors perfectly. Hold your head high with pride.

>>213891696
More like paw patrol

>>213891700
If you want those things you're probably not going to find them in a church. Unless maybe you go to an eastern ortho one or something

Outer /int/ is pretty grim tonight.

>>213891687
haradrim is mentioned in diablo 2, not lord of the rings

what could have been

I'm too lazy to brush my teeth, can one of you do it for me

>>213891760
Don't get mad at me because you watch baby shows

>>213891743
impossible to believe that people will pay to have sex with those fatties

>>213891771
Almost made a very gay response to this. Just as a joke though no homo

>>213891781
on patrol isnt a kids show, retard

How do cows stay up to date?

They read the Moo-spaper.

>>213891760
*fart noise*

>>213891738
I've tried posting about woods riding before but most of the foreigners are either "fuck off normy" or "literally can't suffer" so there isn't much to talk about

I wanna do one of those multi-day fantasy larp events but I'm too socially autistic for even the freaks who normally do those

>>213891700
tfw your Christian wife starts screaming in the doorway one night when she comes home early and discovers you're actually 5-10 octillion oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, phosphorus, potassium, sulfur, sodium, chlorine and magnesium atoms instead of a pious Christian created in God's image

>>213891784
The point is to legalize sex work for richfags with high dollar whores sugarbabies.

>>213891810
What is woods riding

>>213891803
The thinking man's kind of humor

>>213891814
Those can be pretty wild when you get a bunch of alpha nerds together and some fat chicks and npcs on the side

>>213891831
but that's already legal

>>213891814
One of my buddies used to do that. He said most people involved will try to work with new people until you get into stride because the biggest barrier to entry is the first few larps

Americans be like oh yeah time for my favorite show

Super Mario world... DK Country... so good

>>213891859
My 5 year old cousin watches this

>>213891738
It's always the same few schizos making the same unfunny and uninteresting threads.

>>213891862
DKC2*

world is GOATed tho

>>213891840
Riding in the woods

Amerika girl

>>213891872
Outer /int/ probably doesn't like this because most of the world is poorer than Americans, and can't afford to spend money on a bike and go riding through a pristine forest

>>213891737
I go to one of those trad churches
>>213891823
women ought to never raised their voices

>>213891872
Reminds me of riding in the back of my dad's snowmobile as a kid

>>213891872
Look at tayvon pastrami over here

uhhhh guys? shit just got real....

>>213891897
Women have the right to raise their voice if their husband is threatening them or being destructive somehow

"oh he just has adhd" is the new "boys will be boys"

>>213891905
who the fuck is ethel cain

>>213891905
the first one's tattoos look like the developer pics in gameboy camera haha

>>213891915
Male to female transgender musician

>>213891905
Based Clairo *dabbing* on that troon

>>213891810
I wish there was more wooded areas where I live. I used to walk for hours in the woods when I lived in BC. I have to drive almost an hour if I want to do that in Jeetario

>>213891927
Holy shit, need her to ride my face

>>213891885
turdies love riding motorcycles thoever

>>213891908
dont argue with autismos its a waste of time and he'll stay an incel the rest of his life

>>213891905
Ah sweet a 24/7 internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit

me on my way to the real world

>>213891905
im not really a cannibal guy or whatever but i kinda wanna rip out her trachea with my teeth

>>213891933
They like scooters than can zip through crazy traffic and narrow streets, not so much all terrain bikes

>>213891927
this bitch looks like she does onlyfans

>>213891927
i love my beautiful wife

>>213891908
>>213891934
nope. The Catholic Church forbids divorce and no Catholic believes in it. Divorce is a consequence of feminism and feminism should be completely destroyed.

What kingdom do you belong to?

>>213891946
so just a vampire, then

did one of those cartoon farts

>>213891939
https://youtu.be/wTv6qI70sBU?si=VtX50TWvoEwqiJyb

>>213891955
My grandma divorced my grandpa because he was a deadbeat piece of shit that abandoned her and only showed up randomly in the middle night, drunk.
The Catholic church never let her take Communion again.
Fuck the Catholic church.

>>213891956
>still follows real life borders

>>213891946
>her

>>213891927
she got no ass ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>213891984
She has a little ass, not "no ass"

>>213891976
Your grandma was a slut

>>213891885
As it turns out, the idea of public land is foriegn to much of the world so they are simply not allowed to use it for anything it isn't expressedly opened for. And very rarely do they allow motor vehicles in such cases because anyone wanting to open places like that would have to overcome all the nimby's, and there simply is no community support for fair use like we have in the US

>>213891872
You are living the life I want and that makes me angry

>>213891976
Your grandma was a harlot and a bad wife and christian. Sorry to break it to you

>>213891976
She chose to let him cum in her. Guess she's a retard and can't pick a man lol

>>213891976
you and your grandma are heretics, kill yourself. Salvation is not for you weak willed faggot

>>213891976
won't someone please protect the poor, innocent woman from the consequences of her lifestyle and choices?!

>>213891976
based grandma
reminder all the troll replies cant and will never breed

>>213891993
You'll get there eventually bud. Just do what you want

>>213891991
>>213891996
>>213891998
>>213892000
>>213892014
Kek
Your insults don't phase me, I'm religious, and I love my grandma and know she did what's best for her.
Isn't a big part of your religion loving thy neighbor? You all seem quite hateful haha

>>213891976
good on your grandma. she deserves better. i'm the guy who shows up drunk, and to say we're a disgrace doesn't describe the pathetic wastes we are well enough. we'll start drinking, say something ugly, then come begging for a night on the couch three days later.

shoutout out to my /cum/ niggas
Real G's move in silence, like lasagna

>>213892020
IM NOT RELIGIOUS, oops major typo
>>213892015
>>213892026
Thank you, she remarried and stayed with her new husband for the rest of her life, like 40 years

>>213892015
>based grandma
for what??? get a divorce? is that really how low the bar is for you?

>>213892020
I'm not a christcuck. Your grandma chose to breed with a bad man. She deserved to suffer for that.

>>213892020
point out the insult in my post.
i'll wait
you're too arrogant and self-righteous to acknowledge your faults. you might be more jewish than catholic

it must be chud week in here or sth with all this pitiful rw baiting

>>213892039
Her hew husband was a cuckold......

jason youve literally never touched a woman or a man in your life

Why does Latin America love DragonBall and the Simpsons

It's always the ugly muthafuckas with no experience talking to women that have the strongest opinions

>>213892039
>she remarried
she claimed to be Catholic and went against one of the core teaching in the Catholic church. She never had faith to begin with.


Anyways, Submit to Rome.
>>213892043
>>213892078
Submit to Rome

>>213892078
ethiopia has a long history of judaism and christianity.

Taking mimi to get ice cream cone as a reward for removing the rest of the family from the will

>>213892102
That's not your grandma.

>>213892097
Judaism at least has tremendous value to an individual in this life

>>213892118
Who the fuck are you to tell me that, cunt?

>>213892102
lmao ahh fuck you made my headache worse from laughing damn it! hahahaha

i have the zoomies :3

Women are whores and we hate them. A whore getting old doesn't make her less of a whore.

go to bed, gayson

stop dragging it jason you just look embarrassing

>>213892087
The dubs are top notch.

Submit to Rome

>>213892120
You only think this because you're too much of a bitch to get laid yourself

>>213891877
Mulher brasileira

Your grandmother had at least two dicks in her mouth over the course of her life. She's a roastie bitch and she'll reincarnate as a dung beetle.

>>213892127
>I don't want to be the guy who gets asked to be the newt.

>>213892133
alright.

>>213892127
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH
WU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TA FUCK WITH

you only care about begging for sex from two bit whores b/c you're too much of a broke pussy to do heroin

>>213892142
lovely cans

be honest, how many men do you think your mother has fucked?

>>213892148
>>213892171
these are fetish posts btw and youll do well to not reply to them

>>213892121
Pic related is my grandpa eating ice cream before destroying the economy of your country.

>>213892171
why would you wanna think about that man.

What's for dinner?

>>213892178
old news, are you living under a rock?

>>213892186
already ate some hotdogs from cookout

>>213892171
1
My parents started dating early in high school and got married at 17

I simply don't respect any woman who's had sex with more than one man in her life. Sorry, I just don't.

>>213892192
I'm still using Internet Explorer. So yeah kinda.

>>213892204
2* b/c i fucked her just now

>>213892206
Who respects you?

make that 3

>>213892182
I wouldn't, which is why women should only have one partner instead of being whores. They are burdening their children with shame.

Ethel Cain's music is too boring for xir to be acting that weird

>>213892206
Is that why you don't respect your mother?

>>213892210
ok, makes sense, are you gonna post about the epstein files after this?

>>213892212
Wtf she's sitting right next to me
I didn't even notice

Oh boy it's another episode of "there's a slight rainstorm outside so Anon's power will be going on and off constantly for the next 3 hours". I'm your host, furious Anon, and I'll be screaming into the dark with you tonight.

what would you do if you go married with a women and 5 years into the marriage you find out she has 25 bodies and had a train run on her in college? would you immediately divorce?

what did they mean by this?

wish it rained here

>>213892254
its raining a lot here in zapopan, where are you?

just hid a post with an urkelkin featured in the attached image.
I just hate seeing such things.

>>213892248
Those fingernails are disgusting

>>213892248
I think it's pretty obvious

jason be like
"this melanin too scary"

>>213892247
depends on my arbitrary level of emotional attachment at the time.

I didn't hide those pictures l but I agree that seeing urkelkin is unpleasant.

>>213892236
We don't want to talk about the e-word guy in here.

>>213892247
no probably not

>>213892247
>>213892289
i think i would have fyodor pavlovich crashout and go around telling everyone i knew, and everyone at church that my wife was a slut and had a 25 person train ran on her in college, and she doesn't even trust me.

>>213892277
dang, that one looks so cool.... what's the brand?

My gf drinks a lot and smokes a lot of weed

I think it's obvious Jason's mom once had sex with an urkelkin

>>213892247
Maybe, because I would have asked her how many men she has fucked before marriage. So if she lied, that's pretty serious and could very well lead to a complete lack of trust in her forever.

>>213892332
he peeked

It do be like that

>>213892332
who HASNT jason's mom had sex with?

>>213892332
>once

>>213892248
mike's are pretty good

>>213892340
chills.....

>>213892340
I haven't tried the cool mint flavor
Ive tried wintergreen, citrus, and cinnamon
Citrus is my favorite but I might try cool mint now after seeing this

>>213892340
>supports Ukraine
>and antisemitism

Retarded macro.

>>213892340
>Fuentes and Newsom
What an odd combination

>>213892340
only good thing in this picture is the blue american spirits

>>213892367
if you're in fringe NeoNazi circles than this is the unironic position because Putin purged must of the racialist Russian ethnonationalists out of Russia

>>213892371
>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner
Shant be watching

>>213892387
you are missing out doe

>>213892367
>>213892372
Orange man is bad now

>>213892397
dang, who is she?

any mentions of homosexual influencers immediately turns on my mental filter.

>>213892397
retard wore two bikinis

>>213892379
REAL UNC HOURS

evens i take a shower
odds i stay stinky

>>213892409
Dua Lipa

Have been banned 20 different times for posting about russia and ukriane on this board

>>213892444
wow, I'm not even her fan but she looks gorgeous, thanks bro

>>213892444
feet

>>213892445
you should obsess about something that affects your life instead, like urkelkin circlekin

BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW
BREAKING THE LAW

>>213892444
incredible booty and thighs and legs

If I accidentally liked a girl's photo on instagram but then quickly unliked it does she still get a notification? Thank you

>>213892445
there's a pol general, there's even a vip general about generals... so you kind of deserve it

>>213892490
and feet

>>213892493
yeah, you're cooked

>>213892465
not for sex
you have a mental illness
seek therapy, or I shall force it upon you, you don't want that

>>213892493
She gets 2 notifications.

>>213892486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwFjw7uzrUo&list=RDFwFjw7uzrUo&start_radio=1

>>213892505
>>213892512
Fuck me

*fucks with the wu-tang clan*

>>213892533
u done it now, wyboy

>>213892533
The Magistrate has assured me the Clan shall not be fucked with under any circumstances.

>>213892511
if feet arent for sex why do they make my penis hard

>>213892561
You are extremely mentally ill, that's why.

>>213892561
you ever plugged an audio cord into the video input by accident? that's what happened in your brain, 'cept toes

become ungovernable

>>213892567
>>213892584
legs and thighs arent made for sex either

>>213892598
yes they are
they slope inwards towards the pucci, and wrap around you during sex

Feet are a fertility/youth marker.

No need to bake a new one.
You can recycle this one:
>>213890628
>>213890628
>>213890628

>>213892603
cope, so do feet

>>213892618
not true