Thread 716018705 - /v/ [Archived: 118 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:32:15 AM No.716018705
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His game's out tomorrow.

He's gonna see that it is easy to CRITIQUE a beautiful game like Dark Souls 2 but not so very easy for to be when you're the person actually MAKING the games.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:43:31 AM No.716019358
Lol. Dark Souls 2 looks like shit.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:44:59 AM No.716019447
>>716018705 (OP)
>tfw you will never btfo someone so hard that they spend an entire decade of their life seething over your youtube video
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:50:03 AM No.716019768
>>716019447
NTA, but i think its fairly reasonable to blame that one video for every single garbage video essay ever, that puts on airs of being serious and le valid
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:57:58 AM No.716020238
>>716019768
Well then you are a retard, it wasn't the first of it's kind
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:58:59 AM No.716020296
>>716019768
Just like how Dark Souls invented hard games, his video invented video essays.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:00:29 AM No.716020386
>>716018705 (OP)
>obsessing with a minor youtube eceleb
kill yourself, you're on equal footing to thirdies obsessing over vtubers
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:01:04 AM No.716020416
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>decompile the code
>there's a 5 hour .txt critique of elden ring in the comments
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:01:09 AM No.716020420
how does one even respond to someone intentionally misinterpreting a statement?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:04:34 AM No.716020605
>>716020420
go to bed and pray to god all retards are permanently smited
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:05:41 AM No.716020671
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>>716020416
He played the long game
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:17:21 AM No.716021404
>>716018705 (OP)
It'll be fine, then your next cope is gonna be:
>w-well puzzle games are easy to make so it doesn't count
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:27:42 AM No.716021981
>>716018705 (OP)
>His game's out tomorrow.
I thought this was a meme, but I just checked his patreon and it looks like it's true. How the hell was he able to make that so fast when there are tons of other indie devs making basic ass pixelart/unity shit that take a bajillion years
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:28:19 AM No.716022015
>>716020420
assert that your opponent is actively deceitful, and refuse to engage at all
never go "you just don't get it" however
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:39:58 AM No.716022623
I still don't know why he's the go-to video essay man on here. Dude's a charisma vacuum, does that make him inoffensive to autists? Is it literally just because of all the arguing around dork sauce?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:44:20 AM No.716022856
NOT-VIDEO-GAMES
NOT-VIDEO-GAMES
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>>716018705 (OP)
Video games, faggot, VIDEO GAMES!
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:44:43 AM No.716022880
>>716022623
good critics don't need charisma
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:46:42 AM No.716022990
>>716021981
He was spending every moment he wasn't streaming working on it apparently.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:47:15 AM No.716023019
>>716021981
>How the hell was he able to make that so fast
It took quite a long time all things considered. Also is a Gameboy puzzle game.
>>716022623
You might be gay anon. We want "deep analytical" critiques, he could be citing spreadsheets and I wouldn't be bothered. I mean I watch Patrician and it doesn't bother me.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:50:57 AM No.716023251
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>>716022990
>>716023019
>it's been 4 years since meta microvideos
Well fuck me I guess
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:01:33 AM No.716023931
>>716023251
It didn't take THAT long to be fair. At the time he was doing his other game (I think he was also modifying Game Maker (the engine itself)), which was a Castlevania like, I think?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJj6dZKRoIg
Then he put that on hold to focus on a GB style puzzle game. https://www.patreon.com/posts/brief-update-106722754
The game itself looks like a take on Minesweeper https://store.steampowered.com/app/3816700/Logic_Bombs/ I don't remember if it's playable on actual hardware or not.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:01:35 AM No.716023936
>>716021981
>How the hell was he able to make that so fast
lmao, GMTK made and released two bigger games than Matt's despite having started devving from no prior experience later than Mathosis, while still balancing his normal youtube upload schedule.
Of course Matt seems like he was going at lightspeed when compared to retards who will never release their games but he was by no means fast.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:42:12 AM No.716025949
>>716022856
I never understood this argument.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 6:46:16 AM No.716026142
>only $5
I was always going to buy it purely to support him but now I might have to buy a few copies.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:22:21 AM No.716027793
Matt has my respect solely for scaling down for his first actual game and making something more simple
It takes a certain kind of intelligence to make a decision like that
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:23:45 AM No.716027859
>Secondly, if all goes as planned Iโ€™ll be putting up a video on the main channel concurrent with the launch of the game. I know some of you are excited to dive in but consider checking out the video before you do so. If you all skip the video then Youtube might think my viewers are less interested than usual and banish it to the farthest reaches of the algorithm. Presumably there are a bunch of viewers who donโ€™t know about Logic Bombs yet, the video will be their way of finding out. Itโ€™ll be short and itโ€™ll even include a little tidbit of analysis about logic puzzles so you might enjoy watching it anyway.
KINO INCOMING
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:27:58 AM No.716028017
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I don't know if Matthew still lurks this shithole, but if he does, I want to let him know I will be graciously pirating his game.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:28:02 AM No.716028020
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i'm so fucking ready bros
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:31:59 AM No.716028123
>>716020416
@grok is this true?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:36:45 AM No.716028335
>>716020238
it was the first big one and it has ruined Souls discussion to this day. It's one the most damaging youtube videos ever .
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:36:56 AM No.716028346
>>716027859
>Im going to release a shill video advertising my indieshit game

wow..... so exciting..... totally what his viewers want from him.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:38:33 AM No.716028421
>>716020386
He's been shilling himself for the past +10 years.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:38:49 AM No.716028436
>>716028346
Yeah, it totally makes sense to make a game and then not tell anyone about it
That's a winning marketing move, anon
The AAA gaming industry should hire you
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:39:25 AM No.716028470
When it comes /v/ devs, I'm sure it'll at least be better than Underspace.
more like undershit
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:39:38 AM No.716028478
>>716018705 (OP)
>He's gonna get sales, BTFO!!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:40:07 AM No.716028501
>>716028470
katawa shoujo is probably the biggest /v/ game
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:40:11 AM No.716028506
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>>716028020
huh? matt??
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:40:54 AM No.716028539
>worthless narcissist critic deludes himself into thinking hes a real creative

this has never ended well in the history of time. if a critic was capable of creating they wouldnt be critics to begin with. if he wasnt le popular overrated eceleb guy no one would ever play or care about this game.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:42:00 AM No.716028591
>>716028506
patrons get keys early
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:42:02 AM No.716028592
>>716028506
Looking over his Patreon, he apparently sent out keys to anyone who donated the game's asking price since he started doing game dev. Could be that anon is a paypig.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:43:28 AM No.716028669
>>716028501
Are we not counting our home grown Infiniminer clone?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:44:49 AM No.716028728
>>716028335
>t has ruined Souls discussion to this day.
Yeah but only because now you ds2 retards can just deflect every argument by bringing up ecelebs.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:44:55 AM No.716028735
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>>716027859
It ain't gonna go as planned, faggot.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:45:35 AM No.716028758
>will never release another meta microvideos, elden ring review, odyssey review, tw101 playthrough commentary BUT heres some absolute shovelware I wasted years of my life being autistic about instead of making the content Im known and liked for

t-thanks, matt
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:45:50 AM No.716028771
>>716028020
whatโ€™s up with games philosophy youtubers and puzzle games? anybody remember when instig8tive got really obsessed with starseed pilgrim?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:46:31 AM No.716028798
>>716018705 (OP)
>shits on rollslop
>doesnt review Kingsfield as its far better than souls in every way
>channel dies
>Majuular does Kingsfield review and gets 3 million views
He deserved the fall. He had so much time. He had the right mindset. Die, homeless Matosis
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:49:20 AM No.716028929
>>716028798
>gets to sit around all day playing Super Metroid, thinking about puzzles, drinking and punching/kissing his sister
Yeah Matt won bigly
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:52:45 AM No.716029069
>>716028735
Are people still genuinely upset by the dark souls 2 video or is it some kind of joke?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:55:02 AM No.716029173
>>716028539
Knowing that he didn't really know how to make videogames was the whole reason he wanted to make one initially.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 7:57:57 AM No.716029301
not buying this game unless the word nigger is used in it.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:00:20 AM No.716029407
>>716029301
obligatory
https://files.catbox.moe/g4p1h4.mp4
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:00:25 AM No.716029409
I don't like puzzle games but good for him.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:01:26 AM No.716029454
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>>716029407
>beeps
???????????????
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:02:14 AM No.716029491
>>716028728
I'm sure it's only a coincidence everyone suddenly has the exact "critique" on the same subjects using the same words when discussing dark souls 2
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:02:58 AM No.716029521
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:03:33 AM No.716029548
I would be interested in hearing him talk about the technical side of shipping the game to pc and the issues that comes up. Huge respects for not shipping bloat to users just to draw a few quads
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:03:37 AM No.716029551
>>716028470
I had a great time with Underspace, what's wrong with it?
Replies: >>716030254
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:18:20 AM No.716030254
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>>716029551
>majority of the galaxy outside the starting area is still completely unfinished and contentless
>is adding interior decoration for room you can own on the starter planet instead
>meanwhile all the space stations don't even have walls or textures
>graphical glitches and quest objectives vanishing are still frequent for most missions
>removed auto-docking with stations because they're too incompetent to do what Freelancer did in 200-fucking-3

The game used to have TTS speech in the demo but the anti-AI fervor was really starting around this time and they bullied the dev into removing them but they claimed that "voice-acting wasn't intended anyway" to save face but that's a total fucking lie because his one in-game waifu (pic related) still has a voice.
The bigger issue is that it's basically impossible to follow the story as many scenes have groups of people talking with no indication of who is talking currently OR you're in a life and death dogfight in space the text is tiny and has no backdrop and in game timers he added to options menu literally dont fucking work.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:22:57 AM No.716030452
>>716030254
>completely unfinished and contentless
I've got 40 something finished quests in my log just from exploring random places, are you not checking your map?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:26:42 AM No.716030612
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>>716030452
its kind of hard do a lot of that when this is a regular occurrence
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:27:27 AM No.716030656
>>716030254
>majority of the galaxy outside the starting area is still completely unfinished and contentless
I only ever ran into planets that were placeholders, and that's gone completely with the last update they did. If anything there was TOO much content, I have no idea if I miss things in a star system
>graphical glitches and quest objectives vanishing are still frequent for most missions
Only issue I ever had was two of the same mission competing at once, I don't think an actual storyline ever fucked up for me
>removed auto-docking with stations because they're too incompetent to do what Freelancer did in 200-fucking-3
There's a key to turn it back on
>voice-acting wasn't intended anyway
He said voice acting would be one of the last things added and say it all the time
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:28:27 AM No.716030702
>>716018705 (OP)
Who?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:29:15 AM No.716030757
>>716030612
>1.19
Isn't that a year out of date? Especially when the dev updates the game every two weeks
Replies: >>716030798 >>716031202
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:30:16 AM No.716030798
>>716030757
Yes. Retard is whining about bugs that got fixed lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:30:38 AM No.716030820
>>716030656
>He said voice acting would be one of the last things added and say it all the time
I wont forgive them for muting my cute alien tabletop gf.
Replies: >>716030913
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:32:03 AM No.716030897
>11 years ago

causing seethe over a decade later to contrarian retards. pottery.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:32:16 AM No.716030913
>>716030820
>Fell in love with AI voice acting
Fucking gross
Replies: >>716031013
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:34:21 AM No.716031013
Yunelese
Yunelese
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>>716030913
you're luddite retard
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:35:44 AM No.716031076
>>716031013
At least I pine over real voices, imagine getting fucked by an adversarial network.
Replies: >>716031376
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:38:16 AM No.716031202
>>716030757
The first big update hadn't even come out, bitch missed out on getting to kill Logan Paul for the state.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:41:54 AM No.716031376
>>716031076
There was no real reason to remove them, they could have just been a toggle-able option.
Replies: >>716031564
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:45:08 AM No.716031564
>>716031376
Getting cracked downed by Gabe for using undisclosed AI seems like a good reason
But you're somehow an AI waifufag, which .asked me turn my nose up at you. Get a normal waifu, fag
Replies: >>716032305
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:47:09 AM No.716031676
>>716029454
It looks more like a commercial with bleeps.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:47:41 AM No.716031713
>>716031013
>Fell for the space tranny character
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:47:42 AM No.716031716
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>>716028020
THAT'S HIS "GAME"?! A SHITTY MINESWEEPER CLONE WITH "PIXEL ART"?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

CAPTCHA: SKRAP
LOL!
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:50:07 AM No.716031871
>>716028020
What if it ends up like Void Strangers?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:50:24 AM No.716031885
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>>716028020
It's literally Pokรฉmon Heart Gold's Voltorb Flip
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:59:03 AM No.716032305
>>716031564
I would prefer to feel optimistic about the future of Underspace and potential voice that doesn't sound like shit voiced by the precious discord troons being so spineless doesn't do any favors for teh dev.
>Getting cracked downed by Gabe for using undisclosed AI seems like a good reason
boogieman that's solveable abyway and that certainly wasn't topic the when the game launched, disingenuous shill.
Replies: >>716032393
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:00:55 AM No.716032393
>>716032305
>AI
>Doesn't sound like shit
Lol
Replies: >>716032439
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:01:56 AM No.716032439
>>716032393
AI tts has existed since the 90's at least. It's only the latest zoomer boogieman
Replies: >>716032531
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:04:02 AM No.716032531
>>716032439
Just because it's existed forever doesn't mean it doesn't sound like garbage. You fell in love with fucking Microsoft Sam and get mad that nobody else shares your weird obsession
Replies: >>716032638
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:04:58 AM No.716032569
>>716031885
I hate voltorb flip so much
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:06:43 AM No.716032638
>>716032531
Your opinion isn't fact and your dislike of it does not invalidate what what it does. It was present in the game and it's removal was a virtue signal from a pussy dev.
Replies: >>716032696
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:07:39 AM No.716032663
>retards start arguing about an unrelated indie game that will never be finished
Why does this always happen?
Replies: >>716032758
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:08:33 AM No.716032696
>>716032638
>AI bro thinks placeholders being removed is a personal attack
I bet you're into something stupid like gay lizard porn with that kind of faggy attitude
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:09:32 AM No.716032756
>>716031885
DELETE THIS
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:09:33 AM No.716032758
>>716032663
Because OP's game is just minesweeper
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:13:57 AM No.716032943
>>716028020
Looks lame
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:15:04 AM No.716032986
He thinks Dark souls 2 is a 7/10 btw.
Replies: >>716034825 >>716035017
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:25:21 AM No.716033401
>>716028771
making them? they're easier to make than 3D action games and no matter how well they understand game design the tubers are beginner devs making their first games

playing them? they're autistic men.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:43:37 AM No.716034207
>>716032758
This is more of the linage of nonograms, I think he said he was playing dungeon and diagrams from last call bbs before making this game. If anyoneโ€™s interested, Dragonsweeper an actual game based on minesweeper by the storyteller dev
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:43:38 AM No.716034210
>>716023931
>I don't remember if it's playable on actual hardware or not
It is
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:51:59 AM No.716034614
>>716031885
No its not lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:54:24 AM No.716034757
>>716028020
Ready to buy when it's up. Kaiden was a disappointment so hopefully this is something fun to play over a few weeks
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:55:45 AM No.716034825
>>716032986
It's a 3/10 desu
Replies: >>716034924
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:57:45 AM No.716034924
>>716034825
No, 7/10 is fair
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 9:59:39 AM No.716035017
>>716032986
He complains about duo fights, making his opinion irrelevant and permanently marking himself with the brand of low skill shitter
Replies: >>716038364 >>716039624 >>716049660
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:00:24 AM No.716035058
>>716029521
They're cute together
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:01:04 AM No.716035112
>>716028020
Is this just sudoku?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:03:41 AM No.716035238
>>716028020
Does it work on the *eck
Replies: >>716036148
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:21:37 AM No.716036148
>>716035238
No. Installs dolphin porn which makes it explode.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:41:32 AM No.716037090
>>716028020
AI prompts created this game
Replies: >>716037459
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:45:18 AM No.716037265
>>716018705 (OP)
>understands to not get bogged down in scope creep for his first game and actually release something simple
He's already more mentally equipped for gamedev than 99% of you
Replies: >>716039278
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:49:16 AM No.716037459
>>716037090
grow up
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 10:59:58 AM No.716037976
How much does it cost?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:07:33 AM No.716038332
>>716018705 (OP)
>but not so very easy for to be when
my critique is that you are brown.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:07:58 AM No.716038364
1752945304084771
1752945304084771
md5: 1d30d60b941ae34047fdbe3948fa0c8e๐Ÿ”
>>716035017
>low skill
2fags still think that its actually difficult?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:09:32 AM No.716038442
>>716018705 (OP)
What is his game called? Also he has objectively been right on his takes about the Soulsborne games.
Replies: >>716038518
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:11:39 AM No.716038518
>>716038442
Nah his DS2 video hasn't aged well at all.
Replies: >>716039553
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:23:23 AM No.716039002
He spent years on this?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:28:06 AM No.716039207
funny how the trailer acts like there are no distractions saying it is pure logic when you can tell it is just very barren as a game since it is a first attempt
Replies: >>716039343
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:30:28 AM No.716039278
>>716037265
Hasn't he spent like 4+ years working on a simple 2d platformer? And it's still not even close to completion? lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:32:00 AM No.716039343
>>716039207
>no "distractions"
>literally just saying there are no features
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:32:45 AM No.716039368
buy an ad
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:37:30 AM No.716039553
>>716038518
Shitting on DS2 is the logical thing to do if you're not brain damaged.
Replies: >>716039645
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:39:04 AM No.716039624
>>716035017
he edits footage together to cut out mistakes he made so its not like he was ever good at these games
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:39:33 AM No.716039645
>>716039553
Look man I'm not in my teens or 20s anymore I'm not interested in these low iq internet arguments. His DS2 video hasn't aged well.
>The lock-on is built for one at a time so instead of not locking on I'll lock on and handicap myself
It's dumb. Last word's yours if you want it.
Replies: >>716039720 >>716040073 >>716040592
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:41:25 AM No.716039720
>>716039645
>listen man hurr durr im a stupid faggot and i cant actually have any conversation on the internet because im afraid of disagreement man
lol kill yourself
Replies: >>716039749
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:42:04 AM No.716039749
>>716039720
You proved them right.
Replies: >>716039808
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:43:44 AM No.716039808
>>716039749
i'm not even the anon they were replying to you dumb retard, it's just obviously fucking stupid to expect someone to type an actual response when you're admitting you're not ever going to engage with it and your personal feelings are cemented in place no matter what they say
you should also kill yourself
Replies: >>716039937
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:46:39 AM No.716039937
>>716039808
Genuine question but do you think formatting your post to read like any buttmad incel who lost an argument is going to register with anyone? Saying "kill yourself" doesn't shock anyone it just makes you sound like a massive sperg yelling at your parents.
Replies: >>716040073
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:47:19 AM No.716039967
This is sad
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:49:41 AM No.716040073
>>716039937
geniune question but will you kill yourself? no but seriously, you're obviously this same person >>716039645 and, no, people aren't going to sit and write you actual responses or treat you nicely when you shit in the water and state you're never going to change your mind no matter what and wont respond
the crybullying here is so fucking pathetic "waaah you're replying like an incel waaah i only said i was never going to even try to engage with anything you said because im not a teenager loser like you waaah!!"
last response btw to show you how to actually leave a thread since your victim complex isn't allowing you an out until you get an apology
Replies: >>716040287
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:54:18 AM No.716040265
Cope. Dark Souls 2 is garbage and he's right about the series going to shit since the very beginning.
Replies: >>716040327
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:54:56 AM No.716040287
>>716040073
Long response so clearly someone is mad.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:55:36 AM No.716040307
>complains about the abundance of healing in DS2, with gems he voluntarily uses/farms for, or the early regen ring where if you afk for 15-20 minutes you can heal up
>0 mention of grass farming when talking about DeS, 0 mention of DeS regen build which remains the strongest and most broken in the souls series
I feel like the 1st half of DS1 was so it good it just warped peoples brains on what the rest of that game and the souls series as a whole is like.

Now bonfire saturation and sip speed made it moot so its not even a criticism you see anymore.
Replies: >>716040464 >>716041050
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:56:08 AM No.716040327
>>716040265
no one is even talking about that anymore. focus shifted to how retarded you are acting lol
Replies: >>716040535
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:57:28 AM No.716040378
how often did matthew read /v/ and say the shit he knew people here wanted to hear?

most of his takes sound braindead in a modern setting.
Replies: >>716040543 >>716040686
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 11:59:26 AM No.716040464
>>716040307
He flat out says that healing was kinda shitty in Demons and they completely fixed it with Dark which is why it's such an issue to him that they reverted to a worse system in Dark 2. They fixed what was broken and then threw the solution out.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:01:05 PM No.716040535
>>716040327
That's right everyone is laughing at Fromdrones and how shallow and gay their games really are after many cash grab rushed slop they release each year.
Replies: >>716040594
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:01:22 PM No.716040543
>>716040378
Explains why a shitty Picross game is all he could come up with after years
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:02:25 PM No.716040592
>>716039645
That's correct. Souls games have a dogshit lock-on/camera. I know you're stupid and have never played another real-time game before but that's the truth.
Replies: >>716040641
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:02:28 PM No.716040594
>>716040535
thats a lot of buzzwords please slow down sir. you are saying the game is homosexual?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:03:45 PM No.716040641
>>716040592
>IF I LOSE MY FUCKING MIND AND INSIST YOU ARE A RETARD IT WILL MAKE ME LOOK INTELLIGENT
Ooga ooga caveman mad because bad at games.
Replies: >>716040725 >>716040807
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:03:47 PM No.716040642
>need to kill the four most powerful beings in existence to go around some rubble
cringe
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:04:49 PM No.716040686
>>716040378

it is why crowbcat was popular here
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:05:40 PM No.716040725
>>716040641
>DaS2tranny starts foaming at the mouth when presented with facts
You love to see it.
Replies: >>716040762
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:06:40 PM No.716040762
>>716040725
wait there are trannies involved now too?
Replies: >>716040794
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:07:32 PM No.716040794
>>716040762
Always has been.
Replies: >>716040843
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:07:51 PM No.716040807
>>716040641
Dont make me call you a troon fag retarded onions schizo again. It didnt work the 30 other times but this time will be different.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:08:58 PM No.716040843
>>716040794
Do you hear the voices of trans people in your mind at all times? Are they here with us in the room right now?
Replies: >>716041685
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:10:06 PM No.716040882
he should add achievements for completing levels
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:10:39 PM No.716040898
>>716027793
>i have respect his game is nothing
this is how you can tell people are blatantly fucking lying
this shit would be laughed off if anyone else made it and it took them 4 years
Replies: >>716041235
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:11:57 PM No.716040952
>hasnt posted this to his main channel since he knows it looks like shit
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:12:04 PM No.716040957
>>716018705 (OP)
I've never watched this video but you faggots bring it up so much that I could tell you several points from it. Some of them are reasonable. I find it difficult to care overall.
Replies: >>716041104
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:13:40 PM No.716041010
>>716018705 (OP)
Indie pixel slop is good as long as /ourguy/ made it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:13:44 PM No.716041012
This game plans to unlock in approximately less than an hour
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:14:32 PM No.716041050
>>716040307
He did criticise DeS' healing though, DaS 1 having improved upon it and 2 then regressing was the whole argument in that instance
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:15:41 PM No.716041103
>>716028020
Logic... bombed...
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:15:44 PM No.716041104
>>716040957
anons desperately wanted someone to be there to give them their opinions as long as they sounded intellectual. being uncharismatic and borderline retarded is what manlets on this board think is intelligence.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:16:20 PM No.716041120
>>716022856
You can replace his name with a random dumb comment ID from the catalog and it would still be a viable discussion. Point still stands that developing your own shit is a different ball park than being the end consoomer critic.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:16:28 PM No.716041131
I don't get why some maggots defend absolute shit games like Dark Souls 2. What type of psychological warfare do they have to go through to think a shit game is redeemable at any point in time?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:17:48 PM No.716041171
Goes to show how shit this game is because nobody gives a fuck and are discussing Dark Souls 2 instead.
Replies: >>716043119
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:19:27 PM No.716041235
>>716040898
matthew would shill here so he became an exception case
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:23:40 PM No.716041401
Is it available to pirate yet?
Replies: >>716041601
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:28:50 PM No.716041601
>>716041401
Be honest and look at the trailer. Would you even want to? The only players are going to be fans of his videos.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:30:52 PM No.716041685
>>716040843
I'm seeing one reply to me, yeah.
Replies: >>716041769
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:32:53 PM No.716041769
>>716041685
it took you that long to come up with that?
Replies: >>716041875 >>716041908
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:35:51 PM No.716041875
>>716041769
DaS2trannies really are stupid. What makes you form a cult around an objectively bad game.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 12:36:58 PM No.716041908
>>716041769
At least it did not take as long as Matthew to make a shitty game
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:03:12 PM No.716043025
file
file
md5: 6001071dedca82d336b8ce3c78f1dc20๐Ÿ”
>he forgot to press the button
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:05:11 PM No.716043115
>4 years to make a bare bones sudoku game
>cant even release the game on the launch day
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:05:20 PM No.716043119
slope collisions
slope collisions
md5: db62c2a3daa1e5654f295d19cdc216e2๐Ÿ”
>>716041171
TWO YEARS
Replies: >>716044105 >>716044670 >>716045681
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:06:15 PM No.716043176
>>716028020
I thought he was making a platformer or something
Replies: >>716044105
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:10:35 PM No.716043381
where the fuck is it. my steam went from saying "releases in under an hour" to "coming soon"
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:11:38 PM No.716043434
This guy was all talk. And it was all monotone too.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:14:00 PM No.716043538
1751459139570260
1751459139570260
md5: ce45a8cdedfcf863bf8d15547db0c930๐Ÿ”
wgere the fuck is it
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:14:26 PM No.716043563
Has he been hitting the bottle again?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:15:16 PM No.716043604
starting to suspect this guy may have been retarded all along
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:21:12 PM No.716043913
>>716022856
he is videogames now retard. he made a game called logic bombs
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:22:10 PM No.716043956
>matthewfagosis
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:22:56 PM No.716043998
>Matthew Phimosis
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:24:19 PM No.716044064
4 more years of waiting
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:25:12 PM No.716044105
>>716043119
Meanwhile Hollow Knight took twice as long and has 0 slopes. Add another 7 years for slopeless Silksong.
>>716043176
Pagodamonium is on hold, presumably because it's a lot more work and starting with releasing something small and slowly building up from there is a better use of time.
Replies: >>716044146 >>716044181 >>716044295 >>716044643
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:25:56 PM No.716044146
>>716044105
Silksong has slopes thoughbeit
Replies: >>716044286
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:25:59 PM No.716044147
Hello ladies and gentleman, this is the first in a series of four delays I'll be doing for Logic Bombs.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:26:36 PM No.716044181
>>716044105
ok this is too retarded not to be matthew posting lol
Replies: >>716044286
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:28:06 PM No.716044252
the thing is he ended the video saying he'd much rather play dark souls 2 than any other game released that year. but because he didn't spend 40 minutes sucking from off and declaring them god's gift to gaming he has a horde of dedicated haters lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:28:09 PM No.716044256
IT'S UP
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:28:51 PM No.716044286
file
file
md5: f07491ca21b19d7a3f23bd02222f9ad8๐Ÿ”
>>716044146
If that's true then why have shitty steps like this that the player has to press jump for instead of just a fucking slope.
>>716044181
Matthew is probably uploading the YT video right now and too busy to shitpost here.
Replies: >>716044338
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:28:59 PM No.716044295
>>716044105
>oddly proud of slopes, a relatively uninteresting feature that most people wouldn't consider
Replies: >>716044369 >>716044451
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:29:14 PM No.716044309
bgnhjghghj
bgnhjghghj
md5: 4688e138ab85a875cac0c5a147a22469๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>716044479 >>716045017
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:29:57 PM No.716044338
1750381036790100
1750381036790100
md5: e810ac4ececf27dee95065c086ff0f2f๐Ÿ”
>>716044286
>when the game hasn't figured out how to make slopes
Replies: >>716044457
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:30:52 PM No.716044369
>>716044295
Sounds a lot like the description for Logic Bombs making a big deal of basic ass features any game has.
Replies: >>716044537
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:31:15 PM No.716044395
it's up
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:31:56 PM No.716044426
This feels so fucking amateur that I don't think it warranted a price tag. Already crashed on me twice.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:32:29 PM No.716044450
i boughteded
will not play it
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:32:29 PM No.716044451
>>716044295
things are a lot more interesting when you're creating something versus just consuming it. just listen to any musician prattle on about the instruments they use, for example
Replies: >>716044629
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:32:32 PM No.716044457
>>716044338
Stairs are generally at an incline of 30-38ยฐ which is very uncomfortable to walk up as a slope in real life
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:33:05 PM No.716044479
>>716044309

wise to post a trailer to his channel because no one outside of his crowd are going to buy this.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:34:15 PM No.716044537
>>716044369
The description says that there are levels, no extras, and that the difficulty increases, except phrased in a manner to make it sound like this is some profound new concept
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:34:36 PM No.716044563
Warren Spector was right when he said puzzles are boring, problems (as in more than one solution) are interesting and gives a game longevity.
Replies: >>716044927
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:34:47 PM No.716044573
>>716022856
Logic Bomb is a video game
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:35:53 PM No.716044629
>>716044451
That reminds me of Marty Friedman from Megadeth ranting about technical details that he picks up as a musician while listening to AKB48 instead of just saying "Mayuyu is cute" like a normal person
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:36:17 PM No.716044643
>>716044105
>pretending slopes are rare in games
Replies: >>716044758
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:36:18 PM No.716044647
1726171970206280
1726171970206280
md5: 0cce0933860e58323c8f8be5c53f49c5๐Ÿ”
>14 years layer
>midwits still triggered by dark souls 2: a critique because they have no counter argument

damn nigga move on
Replies: >>716044692 >>716053102
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:36:52 PM No.716044670
>>716043119
is he making his own engine from scratch i dont get why youd lose time making collisions for slopes
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:37:00 PM No.716044676
where is your game, hamsterson? you said this decade
tick tock
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:37:18 PM No.716044692
>>716044647
Matthew are you upset that people are finally playing your shit game and don't like it? Tell us again about your slopes that took 2 years to do.
Replies: >>716044747
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:38:05 PM No.716044726
>2025
>Make minesweeper clone for ยฃ5
>Not compatible with MacOS
Congrats matt, you just lost a sale
Replies: >>716044824 >>716045017
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:38:18 PM No.716044737
>>716029521
Dead links
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:38:28 PM No.716044747
>>716044692
have you ever made a game?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:38:42 PM No.716044758
>>716044643
It's not that they're rare it's just that getting collision detection to work well with them is way more work than most people think about and many devs either don't bother at all or leave them kinda janky. Matt got obsessed with making it as smooth as he could for a while.
Replies: >>716044984
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:39:51 PM No.716044815
>>716025949
It's not an argument, it's an attempt at backseat moderating.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:39:59 PM No.716044824
itoddlers btfo [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fi6fhen.ogg]_thumb.jpg
>>716044726
>>Not compatible with MacOS
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:42:06 PM No.716044927
>>716044563
i prefer more open ended problem solving myself, but if its truly a logic puzzler then the process of solving the puzzle should be fun in itself
the worst puzzles are stuff like old zelda puzzles or adventure games where the rules, setup, and solution are all arbitrary and on top of that only one solution is possible
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:43:06 PM No.716044984
>>716044758
Matthew just because you have no idea what you are talking about doesnt mean you have to pretend other developers struggle with something so basic
Replies: >>716045107
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:43:07 PM No.716044985
7_3
7_3
md5: 3b082b3cba7d3fb9916d1ff410f9259f๐Ÿ”
Just bought it. What am I in for? I generally like GB puzzlers.
Replies: >>716045007 >>716045045
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:43:45 PM No.716045007
>>716044985
>tranime avatar
Replies: >>716045050
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:43:54 PM No.716045017
PXF45w2
PXF45w2
md5: 17ee5e680560e0a994de5941b08a58a6๐Ÿ”
>>716032758
>>716044726
>>716031716
Hmm, Matt might just be autistic enough to do this, but ehh.
I dont think it would be this simple.

>>716044309
Motherfucker...
It really is just Minesweeper++
Replies: >>716045107
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:44:18 PM No.716045045
>>716044985
silence, lack of polish, and boredom
Replies: >>716045087
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:44:23 PM No.716045050
>>716045007
>newfag shartytroon subhuman
Replies: >>716045092
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:45:17 PM No.716045087
>>716045045
Wunderbar.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:45:22 PM No.716045092
>>716045050
this
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:45:23 PM No.716045093
I'm really confused on how to play this
Replies: >>716046651
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:45:37 PM No.716045107
>>716044984
i mean clearly other developers do struggle with them given theres a lot of games where they aren't present. matthew got into the whole slope autism in the first place when he realized that super metroid didn't have any slopes

>>716045017
>I dont think it would be this simple.
why did you think that though, he's always been a no fluff kinda guy and spent 4 hours talking about how cool zachtronics games were
Replies: >>716045205 >>716045231 >>716045293
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:46:59 PM No.716045174
>>716018705 (OP)
>Start the game
>Game begins with a loud, grating, byte-crushed sound
Thanks for destroying my ears Matthew.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:47:44 PM No.716045205
images (16)
images (16)
md5: b72b0c49ec21ca75750666e3f2b8f0c1๐Ÿ”
>>716045107
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:47:46 PM No.716045208
>>716018705 (OP)
Where's the twist where the game turns into undertale
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:48:08 PM No.716045231
slope
slope
md5: f4bc804b725203e94a824c027360bff4๐Ÿ”
>>716045107
>when he realized that super metroid didn't have any slopes
Replies: >>716045278
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:49:03 PM No.716045278
>>716045231
or maybe it was how super metroid used slopes interested him, idk it was a stream like 3 years ago
anyway it was something metroid related given that he played nothing but super metroid randomizer for a year
Replies: >>716045371 >>716045491
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:49:14 PM No.716045293
>>716045107
You run down a slope like 1 minute into Super Metroid. Mario World also has slopes 1 minute in
Replies: >>716045394
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:50:42 PM No.716045371
Alcatraz Escape right side_thumb.jpg
Alcatraz Escape right side_thumb.jpg
md5: 81f6045fe9a358a8ef811937a68e5545๐Ÿ”
>>716045278
>given that he played nothing but super metroid randomizer for a year
And he still couldn't do the basic tricks. KWAB.
Replies: >>716045442
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:51:11 PM No.716045394
>>716045293
matthew is a genius leave him alone. slopes are hard and are never in games.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:51:57 PM No.716045442
>>716045371
who cares
Replies: >>716045647
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:52:51 PM No.716045491
>>716045278
Matt looked at how 2D Sonic games handle slope collision.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:53:52 PM No.716045546
Mega Man 11 doesn't have any slopes
Replies: >>716046651
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:55:58 PM No.716045647
Mockball_thumb.jpg
Mockball_thumb.jpg
md5: cddfea7876c0287682a8f5a3a3efd64c๐Ÿ”
>>716045442
Me.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:56:29 PM No.716045679
Hey

Wasnt this supposed to be a sidescroller?
Replies: >>716045831
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:56:32 PM No.716045681
>>716043119
the fact this image got 'somebody' so defensive says a lot lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 1:59:16 PM No.716045831
>>716045679
no he stopped working on that project because it evolved into waiting for a bunch of assets before more work could be done, he will presumably start working on the side scroller again after this
Replies: >>716045925 >>716045943 >>716046196
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:00:59 PM No.716045925
>>716045831
Or quit making games since this one sucks so bad
Replies: >>716046002
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:01:20 PM No.716045943
>>716045831
Maybe his slave was making all the art assets while he was developing that puzzle game?
Replies: >>716046002
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:02:30 PM No.716046002
>>716045925
it came out like 10 minutes ago, a bit too early to say it sucks, no?
saying it sucks is a different from just not being interested in puzzle games or gameboy graphics, btw

>>716045943
probably
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:05:56 PM No.716046196
175251641652383793
175251641652383793
md5: 5e21efc56951812e9ae7b1549e9d681a๐Ÿ”
>>716045831
You absolutely can make a game before the art assets are done
Look at Braid
Replies: >>716046282 >>716047830
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:07:41 PM No.716046282
>>716046196
not the best example considering blow's sokoban
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:14:39 PM No.716046651
>>716045093
You have to fill in all the spots with either a wall or an x. The numbers tell you how many walls are in that row/column, the bombs tell you how many enemies they kill, and the blue dudes tell you how many "zones" to break the level into.
>>716045546
>Mega Man 11 doesn't have any slopes
Actually, you'll find many slopes in the game's credits.

Managed to finish the introductory/tutorial stages in 19 minutes. The last one was a big difficulty spike but it's interesting.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:18:50 PM No.716046859
file
file
md5: 825b21d7fb14d428b786b5135dc68dbc๐Ÿ”
Which level are you on? (no spoilers)
Replies: >>716046974
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:21:17 PM No.716046974
logicbombs
logicbombs
md5: b4c61e99b30da430a7beec848d71fb95๐Ÿ”
>>716046859
Step it up bro.
Replies: >>716047729
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:21:55 PM No.716047005
>use the logic bombs to kill the NIGGERS
holy shit matt
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:26:06 PM No.716047224
>>716018705 (OP)
Who is this faggot
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:28:56 PM No.716047373
1753100056705765
1753100056705765
md5: 51dec07f025cd952b06d8e129ef34bac๐Ÿ”
>repackaging and selling someone else's better game
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:30:00 PM No.716047438
1753056191899778
1753056191899778
md5: 0a33ff6ef3d4b25dd448dd6b89fe496e๐Ÿ”
Playing this is genuinely making me feel stupid.
Replies: >>716047556
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:32:09 PM No.716047556
>>716047438
>cat poster
We already knew you were.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:35:18 PM No.716047729
20250721133201_1
20250721133201_1
md5: 9e9416a1c7d59dbf363d7fc54cb9eecb๐Ÿ”
>>716046974
Get on my level
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:35:41 PM No.716047748
Why would you play this over Zachtronics kino?
Replies: >>716047935
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:36:26 PM No.716047786
Why did the other thread get deleted?
Replies: >>716047819
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:36:55 PM No.716047819
>>716047786
It's up threads usually get nuked
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:37:11 PM No.716047830
>>716046196
It's harder with an action game where reading attack animations is a big part of the experience
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:37:23 PM No.716047840
nearly finished the first 11 puzzles, it's fun
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:37:36 PM No.716047851
1753099946061670
1753099946061670
md5: 57a3a2d4a4ad3d2fa22155e042af4e02๐Ÿ”
>admits he stole the idea
Replies: >>716047974 >>716048031 >>716048141 >>716048564
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:38:38 PM No.716047919
will he use the word nigger?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:38:45 PM No.716047927
Everyone who "Reviews" cartoon always release the most boring god awful cartoons of their own.

I can only assume its the same with game reviewers.
Replies: >>716048080 >>716048279 >>716051925
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:38:52 PM No.716047935
>>716047748
already did
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:39:52 PM No.716047974
>>716047851
based, you are retarded if you don't think ALL devs do this
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:40:41 PM No.716048026
the game needs more QoL features like "undo"
Replies: >>716051201
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:40:43 PM No.716048031
>>716047851
how is that stealing an idea when in the comment he literally admits to just being inspired by it and creating his own original system
Replies: >>716048162
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:41:36 PM No.716048080
>>716047927
There are a few good YT reviewer games which is why I was hoping Matt was going to be one of those. I guess not. Hope he still works on that platformer.
Replies: >>716048131
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:42:29 PM No.716048131
>>716048080
>I guess not
what do you not like about it?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:42:37 PM No.716048141
>>716047851
That's literally how minecraft started development btw
Replies: >>716053795
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:42:50 PM No.716048162
>>716048031
The ruleset is barely different.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:43:02 PM No.716048170
>now logic BOMB PALESTINIAN CHILDREN
jesus matthew i didnt think this game would get so political
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:44:10 PM No.716048238
this is genuinely nothing.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:44:47 PM No.716048279
>>716047927
Because reviewers are autistic and lack the capacity to feel sovl. They only understand and experience games through a robotic lens of systems and diagrams where instinct is thrown aside in favor of stagnant science.
Replies: >>716051925
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:45:34 PM No.716048321
>wageslave
>can't play for 9 hours
Why did you release the game on fucking monday morning you potato nigger
Replies: >>716048394
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:45:56 PM No.716048352
Cool, I'll buy it when I get home
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:46:20 PM No.716048373
gmt
gmt
md5: 80bea3ed4a9a985ca015eacf13f88d2e๐Ÿ”
>phimosis got mogged by babby's first game analysis

LMAOOOOO
Replies: >>716048467 >>716048545 >>716049041
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:46:27 PM No.716048379
1752882517075904
1752882517075904
md5: 29ee1760d2855a14353fcb87b01cd0e6๐Ÿ”
>>716018705 (OP)
>but not so very easy for to be when
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:46:41 PM No.716048394
>>716048321
>prime time sea hours release
he knows his audience
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:46:55 PM No.716048404
Man that looks lame
But I'll throw 5 bucks to my favorite youtube who doesn't make videos anymore
Replies: >>716048416 >>716048460 >>716048746
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:47:14 PM No.716048416
>>716048404
cuck behavior
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:47:48 PM No.716048460
>>716048404
This is the truth as to why anyone is playing it. Nobody would be touching this otherwise.
Replies: >>716048641
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:47:53 PM No.716048467
>>716048373
Word Play is fun thoughbeit
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:49:00 PM No.716048545
>>716048373
>rogueslop
>multslop
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:49:18 PM No.716048564
>>716047851
It's nothing like Dungeons and Diagrams. If anything it's just Picross but with one more wrinkle
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:50:41 PM No.716048641
>>716048460
I like puzzlers so, no.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:52:34 PM No.716048746
>>716048404
>purchasing a game because of eceleb
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:53:37 PM No.716048812
ok but why do all the matosis haters talk like mexican shonenfags, thats not normal
Replies: >>716048878 >>716048908
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:54:30 PM No.716048878
>>716048812
this post reeks of autism
Replies: >>716049041
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:55:01 PM No.716048908
>>716048812
I don't hate matthew, but this game fucking sucks. Especially for something that's soaked up at least 2 years of patreon bucks and was then released for $5.
Replies: >>716048967 >>716048991 >>716049041 >>716049560 >>716050105
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:55:54 PM No.716048967
>>716048908
patreon niggas got it for free.
don't complain like you gave him anything
Replies: >>716049003
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:56:11 PM No.716048983
IMG_5377
IMG_5377
md5: be310000ba5b237cf8af1e52e3efb325๐Ÿ”
>>716019358
Fpbp
>>716019447
Spbp

Remember he actually loves the souls games, he considers them leagues above modern slop.
His critiques are unironicly meant to help From.
Replies: >>716049386 >>716049648
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:56:27 PM No.716048991
>>716048908
if it were a free game I would be fine with it
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:56:30 PM No.716048994
>>716018705 (OP)
who's game ?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:56:43 PM No.716049003
>>716048967
>"for free"
>at least $24 vs $5
Replies: >>716049503
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:57:21 PM No.716049041
>>716048878
>>716048908
ok but thats not what my post is about, posts like >>716048373 and >>716031716 read like something my 8 year old ipad addicted cousin would type, lol
Replies: >>716049070
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:57:47 PM No.716049070
>>716049041
Fair enough
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 2:59:58 PM No.716049193
Now mecha will announce a game, finish it in 2 months, and it will be better than logic bombs
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:02:49 PM No.716049374
Reminder this was coded in assembly and runs on the original GameBoy.
Replies: >>716049497
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:03:03 PM No.716049386
Matthematosis playing_thumb.jpg
Matthematosis playing_thumb.jpg
md5: 31d1196dc8ce82fcc170cfc5704669eb๐Ÿ”
>>716048983
>Remember he actually loves the souls games
No he doesn't. He loves to project their limited understanding of their mechanics on the game he wanted to make
>His critiques are unironicly meant to help From.
The idea that Fromsoftware needs help or tips from fucking Matthewmatosis is ludicrous, dude.
Replies: >>716049505 >>716051383 >>716052446
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:03:48 PM No.716049431
>>716018705 (OP)
Motherfucker really quit his day job and youtube years ago just to make a basic gameboy tier minigame
that's crazy lmao
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:04:34 PM No.716049473
>>716018705 (OP)
Idc about the game but its really funny how every prediction he had about fromsoft ended up becoming true
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:04:56 PM No.716049497
>>716049374
I thought he made it in C
Replies: >>716050027
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:05:05 PM No.716049503
>>716049003
why lie AGAIN? he gave it to everyone who ever paid 5 bucks or more
Replies: >>716049632
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:05:09 PM No.716049505
>>716049386
Jesus'Christ the camera is such dogdshit in these games.
Replies: >>716049582
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:06:10 PM No.716049560
>>716048908
What's bad about it?
Replies: >>716051691
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:06:35 PM No.716049582
>>716049505
dw, hes gonna try to prove you wrong with his collection of about 500 webms
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:07:22 PM No.716049632
>>716049503
Oh, so the "free" game cost only $5 not $24, good to know.
But the point still stands, he got constant funding during the unreasonably development given what the game is and then released a flash-tier game for $5 anyway.
Replies: >>716049728 >>716050168
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:07:38 PM No.716049648
laugh_thumb.jpg
laugh_thumb.jpg
md5: f7c624c48caf07fb85922231fa14215a๐Ÿ”
>>716048983
>His critiques are unironicly meant to help From.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:07:52 PM No.716049660
>>716035017
Why should duo fights be in the game?
Replies: >>716049781
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:08:59 PM No.716049728
>>716049632
>unreasonably development given what the game is
it took like what, 8 months to make this game? a year? there's like 50 puzzles, dude, idk what to tell you.
Replies: >>716049904
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:09:05 PM No.716049734
>Matt responds to YT comments
>yet Matt refuses to post on /v/ ever again
I guess I can't blame him. Zoomers and thirdies have become the majority here.
Replies: >>716052641
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:09:56 PM No.716049781
>>716049660
Because the combat of Souls games is heavily centered around the positional nuance of hitboxes and the ability to debilitate and manage enemies, so there's no game design rule about how many enemies should be in a fight.
Only shitters hate duo bosses
Replies: >>716049995 >>716050457 >>716050553
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:10:56 PM No.716049847
bombd
bombd
md5: c6e91c6cda4229427eec04a72c26c6a9๐Ÿ”
Any bros actually playing the game, tell me if I'm dumb here

>5-bomb needs a set of two and a set of 3
>2-bombs have to go off vertically to hit two enemies
>top 1-bomb has to go left
>fill in walls and there's two walls on the left where it says 1

You said this was logical Matt wth
Replies: >>716050062
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:11:12 PM No.716049862
Does anyone have the real state video edit with matthew as the neighbor
Replies: >>716049990
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:12:01 PM No.716049904
>>716049728
>it took like what, 8 months to make this game?
He hasn't put out a video in 2 years
Replies: >>716050054
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:12:37 PM No.716049938
steam deck niggers, are the A and B buttons switched? ingame says A for wall and B for marker. but the buttons function the opposite way
Replies: >>716049995 >>716050281
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:13:15 PM No.716049969
The game seems great so far. 160 puzzles for 5 dollars seems like great value too
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:13:32 PM No.716049990
>>716049862
Yeah we all do
Replies: >>716050198
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:13:36 PM No.716049995
>>716049781
And a duo fight was ever only good with biggie and smalls.

>>716049938
Not for me. Are you using the Nintendo layout in the setting?
Replies: >>716050276
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:13:57 PM No.716050027
>>716049497
I recall him making a comment somewhere but I can't find it; I know for sure he's dabbled in assembly due to TIS-100 and requiring it for his W101 mod at least.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:14:21 PM No.716050054
>>716049904
so? do you think he was developing logic bombs as soon as the last video was put out?
none of it matters anyway because every patron knows that its mainly charity they're donating for, he's never guaranteed any product for their money, and he often pauses payments regardless when he feels he hasn't done enough work in a month
Replies: >>716050148
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:14:23 PM No.716050062
allcanbesolved
allcanbesolved
md5: c2d20d729d99c557f65443348c361618๐Ÿ”
>>716049847
Here's a tip: all puzzles can be solved :)
Replies: >>716050254 >>716050265
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:14:59 PM No.716050105
>>716048908
mushido's the game soaking up patreonbux
this was made in less than a year i'm pretty sure and was just so he could have something out there
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:15:50 PM No.716050148
>>716050054
He said he was on Patreon working on this during that entire time.
Replies: >>716050345
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:16:17 PM No.716050168
>>716049632
bad actor
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:16:24 PM No.716050174
Mushido is just a fantasy
Replies: >>716050283
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:16:50 PM No.716050198
>>716049990
Can you post it brother
Replies: >>716050250 >>716050261
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:17:24 PM No.716050232
>Dark Souls 2
>beautiful
Everything looks worse than a 2002 game once you leave the hub world.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:17:39 PM No.716050250
>>716050198
I couldn't do that to the guy who posted it
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:17:42 PM No.716050254
>>716050062
ok turns out i am dumb
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:17:49 PM No.716050261
>>716050198
He already did
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:17:53 PM No.716050265
>>716050062
>non-VWF text
Pure eyerape.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:18:03 PM No.716050276
>>716049995
No, there's many good duo fights. You just suck at them
Replies: >>716050357
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:18:13 PM No.716050281
>>716049938
You can press the button in the bottom right to switch them, maybe you pressed it by accident or something
Replies: >>716051050
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:18:14 PM No.716050283
>>716050174
Mushido got cancelled because of Ghost and Goblin's Resurrection and the game requiring too much art.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:19:02 PM No.716050318
other
other
md5: 86c32d23d2bd8f5a8fc83d451589c807๐Ÿ”
this one is filtering me hard
no idea what the zone malarky means
Replies: >>716050396
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:19:20 PM No.716050345
>>716050148
no he didn't, I checked his patreon and 2 years ago he was still working on project regulus which is entirely unrelated to logic bombs
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:19:39 PM No.716050357
>>716050276
I know you're retarded but hitting an enemy a couple of times and then running away for a little bit, before repeating the process is not interesting or dynamic gameplay. You want an actual good duo fight, play DMC3.
Replies: >>716051498
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:20:11 PM No.716050396
>>716050318
Zones are sections of the level that are completely blocked off from each other with walls; in your case you need to separate the two blue guys on the bottom left.
Replies: >>716051135
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:20:18 PM No.716050405
>>716022856
Project Nortubel is video games
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:21:08 PM No.716050457
>>716049781
the positional nuance of enemies hitting you through walls
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:21:21 PM No.716050471
Had to refund, this game is bad because it doesn't say nigger
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:22:32 PM No.716050553
>>716049781
>debilitate
What duo bosses allow you to hitstun them
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:24:10 PM No.716050646
3816700_4
3816700_4
md5: dcf5e32502cb942fcf377428d649e427๐Ÿ”
Who is Match and who is Co?
Replies: >>716055835
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:25:05 PM No.716050718
Duo bosses are dumb because they make controlling the camera a central mechanic
Oh and the fact that they're about waiting for two punish opportunities to overlap
Replies: >>716050816 >>716052252
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:26:49 PM No.716050816
>>716050718
I mean fromsoft decided to abandon interesting boss design and instead make bosses a game of "wait for the opening" so in that scenario duo fights would be inherently more difficult and interesting than single fights.
Replies: >>716050889 >>716051169 >>716052252
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:27:08 PM No.716050834
The "logic" part of the puzzles are pretty easy, it's more about paying attention and remembering the rules. And not accidentally misclicking because there's no CTRL+Z.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:27:56 PM No.716050889
>>716050816
Fair but post DaS from bosses arent well designed
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:29:25 PM No.716050983
puzzle
puzzle
md5: 50deb899c67be5e5387c5bd55378d186๐Ÿ”
I'm stuck on this one, I'm just trying random patterns because I'm not sure where you even begin to solve this.
Replies: >>716051261 >>716051326
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:30:25 PM No.716051050
>>716050281
thanks anon
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:31:53 PM No.716051135
e3fs
e3fs
md5: 98923d9da4d727b7f421a1e9e8bfd9d7๐Ÿ”
>>716050396
this is as far as I can get, rest is a mystery
Replies: >>716052274
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:32:15 PM No.716051160
Sorry Matt sama, but I can't buy this because if I get confronted with my low iq again I'll prob be dead by evening.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:32:25 PM No.716051169
>>716050816
The wait for opening bosses are a trillion times better than the shit we had in DeS. The only people complaining about post DS1 From boss design are faggots who don't play vidya and spend days talking about hypotheticals. Artorias of the Abyss changed the boss formula in Souls games for the better.
Replies: >>716051294 >>716051360 >>716052678
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:32:53 PM No.716051201
Screenshot_20250721-093150
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md5: fea7dbcb74a37f718e8606614faff1aa๐Ÿ”
>>716048026
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:33:14 PM No.716051217
I love nonograms
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:33:35 PM No.716051240
>>716051201
Just post in the thread you faggot.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:33:59 PM No.716051261
>>716050983
The trick is the diamonds each have to be in their own zone, so it's all about drawing the walls to make three separate areas.
Actually not sure if there's more to it, I just kind of pictured a solution that seemed like it'd work.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:34:09 PM No.716051271
>>716051201
I get it's a passion project or whatever but that's legit fucking stupid
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:34:32 PM No.716051294
>>716051169
its just not that interesting, it turns an action adventure game into a patience test. fine enough if you like that kinda design it was just a strange direction for the series to take
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:35:04 PM No.716051326
>>716050983
Okay, I solved it. Still don't really understand how you can solve this step-by-step without some guesswork on where some of the tiles should be.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:35:24 PM No.716051351
>>716051201
What about pressing A and B at the same time?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:35:32 PM No.716051360
>>716051169
Nope. Fighting bosses in Bloodborne and Sekiro. Fighting bosses in ER is a fucking chore. It's not hard you, it's just mechanically boring.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:35:55 PM No.716051383
>>716049386
He liked all Souls games except DS2. Same goes for MauLer. Everyone likes all Souls games except DS2 and /v/ is this one special ed retarded outlier that is the opposite.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:36:17 PM No.716051396
>inspired by a zachtronics picross-like
>people itt calling it minesweeper or sudoku or voltorb flip
really shows you just how low video game literacy is in this hellhole
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:36:17 PM No.716051401
>>716051326
I haven't played it but in minesweeper sometimes logic can't help you and you have to use probability to find the most likely solution. Is it similar here?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:36:23 PM No.716051407
>>716051271
why do you need a dedicated undo button when you can undo by just reversing the moves you just did
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:36:33 PM No.716051413
>>716051360
is fun*
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:36:48 PM No.716051425
>>716051261
I got that part, I'm just not seeing the logical steps you need to take to arrive there (like in picross) except through guessing. I hope there is one because that puzzle was the first one I didn't like.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:37:29 PM No.716051470
>>716051407
Because one is more convenient than the other
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:38:10 PM No.716051498
>>716050357
>but hitting an enemy a couple of times and then running away for a little bit, before repeating the process is not interesting or dynamic gameplay.
It's not interesting if you suck at it and you are incompetent, which I guess you are.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:38:53 PM No.716051532
>>716051294
Did you even play this games or just get all your knowledge from shitposting on /v/? DS3 and ER allow you to be very aggressive and ER tweaked the stagger mechanism for the explicit purpose of rewarding aggressive playstyle.
Let's call spade a spade here. DeS and DS1 were slow games and fairly easy compared to BB and latter games. I think y'all dinosaur millenials are just filtered by the new games being too fast. You know you don't have to wait for the entire combo to finish? You can sneak in attacks in between and interrupt the enemies. Git gud.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:38:55 PM No.716051536
>>716051351
He was replying to my comment. He doesn't like us anymore. Or just the real reason is he grew out of 4chan like most people who aren't autistic eventually do.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:39:28 PM No.716051576
>>716051401
All the puzzles before this one didn't need it so I'm not sure. I'm guessing not because they aren't randomly generated puzzles, so there is one solution, meaning you can't get stuck in these probabilities situations.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:39:48 PM No.716051594
The game looks fine but it is just picross.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:40:07 PM No.716051608
>>716051498
It's not hard. It's just boring. Play more action games, Fromdrone.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:40:42 PM No.716051648
>>716051396
They're all the same boring slop.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:41:00 PM No.716051660
>>716051396
>picross-like
It's a battleship-like.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:41:07 PM No.716051669
can you retards stop talking about souls slop in the puzzle thread
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:41:10 PM No.716051674
>>716051532
yeah thats the thing if i had to guess which franchise would pride itself with super fast paced "git gud scrub" gameplay, the super slow atmospheric exploration game that was a low budget spiritual successor to king's field wouldn't be the top of my list
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:41:29 PM No.716051682
>>716051383
>He liked all Souls games
No he didn't. He pretends to like them but fails at engaging with its mechanics, which means he ends up gradually hating more games that lead into them, because he is a tendie that wants edgy Zelda
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:41:33 PM No.716051684
>>716051536
>>716051240
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:41:39 PM No.716051691
>>716049560
i'm sure its fine and decently enjoyable to play, but its just thoroughly uninteresting. its minesweeper/picross with slightly different rules. i would maybe play it if it was a free web browser game, but there are already so many free things that scratch this itch. i could play thousands of miracle sudokus for free. there are thousands of free picross puzzles available online. i can do thousands of cryptic crosswords for free. and that's is all this is, it's pen and paper newspaper game tier.

the fact that its on gameboy will maybe make people think its something like tetris, but it isnt. tetris was completely original and infinitely replayable. this is just a few puzzles built by slightly tweaking an existing set of rules.

i would've hoped for something closer to downwell from him, which is original, interesting, and exciting, despite having a tiny scope. this is just boring at a conceptual level, even if it maybe works decently as a way to pass the time.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:41:43 PM No.716051695
>>716019768
Unironically this, zoomies donโ€™t know it, but dark souls 2 essentially created the video game youtube essay, which is the actual worst part of the game
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:42:18 PM No.716051732
>>716051536
Nobody wants their real identity tied to 4chan. When you get big(ish) you just pretend you were never here. Fortunately, 4chins aren't unhinged by modern internet standards and let people go without hounding or stalking them. Other places are outright offended if a big personality leaves them.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:42:40 PM No.716051764
>>716018705 (OP)
Literally who?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:42:40 PM No.716051765
>>716018705 (OP)
why is every matt thread filled with DS2 seethers
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:43:44 PM No.716051835
>>716051732
He still has his tripcode on his youtube channel thoughever
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:44:12 PM No.716051869
>>716051691
I think the idea is that you are spending money for a higher quality logic experience then what you can get online. Puzzle books exist, yknow.
There's plenty of FPS games I can play for free too, that doesn't make a higher quality paid FPS less valuable
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:44:35 PM No.716051890
>>716051682
He very much said in his videos he likes DeS to DaS3 and on Twitter he said he liked Sekiro. The only one he has never given his opinion is on ER.
>that wants edgy Zelda
Nobody wants that since Souls aren't about puzzles.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:45:06 PM No.716051925
>>716047927
>>716048279
It's because reviewers (and their reviews) are extrinsically motivated. They play these games not out of pure joy, but out of obligation to check them off their list while trying to break down a game into its constituents. Vidya game reviewers are often blind to the broader picture of how fun (or unfun) the game actually is, and are incapable of articulating why a game is or isn't fun.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:45:23 PM No.716051941
>>716018705 (OP)
Buy an ad
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:45:44 PM No.716051964
>>716028020
What happened to the bug game? 8 years of development for this?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:45:45 PM No.716051967
>>716051396
i saw someone say it looks like baba is you. I've stopped taking opinions from here seriously a long time ago but still.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:46:08 PM No.716051993
>>716051835
that's because if he removed it someone would inevitably try to stir up some controversy claiming that he's trying to hide his past as an alt right chud spamming slurs on a Japanese umeboshi board
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:46:18 PM No.716052008
>>716051674
desu the writing was on the wall with the engine change that came with BB
slow games are kinda gone, new games are all spergy
I think the average mechanical skill level of a vidya enjoyer went up significantly over the years so devs had to compensate
nowadays we have more DMC3 esque games than we had during 7th, arguably as many as we did during 6th gen
the average skill level of ALL gamers went down but the overlap between e.g. asscreed and soulslike players is small
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:46:21 PM No.716052012
>>716018705 (OP)
>but not so very easy for to be when
*BLAM*
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:47:35 PM No.716052086
>>716052008
>I think the average mechanical skill level of a vidya enjoyer went up significantly over the years so devs had to compensate
most players beat ER using the mimic tear tho
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:47:45 PM No.716052095
>>716051532
The fact you retarded faggots can only blab on about muh bosses is proof enough the series became sterile and boring.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:48:27 PM No.716052148
>>716052008
i hate most vidya essayists but one made a good point about how FROM had to cater to its fanbase by making fights faster and more difficult, but also causalize the game to appeal to a wider audience, and the result we get is summons in ER
i was certainly surprised to see a game like BG3 with its glacially slow pacing be so well adored by the gaming mass, so maybe tastes are changing?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:49:30 PM No.716052214
1748238506042548
1748238506042548
md5: 1e6f0c6befcaafcbd0a2a0a8e7ff8f46๐Ÿ”
>>716018705 (OP)
Who the fuck wants to play a Game Boy style game that is literally just puzzle solving in 2025 with no other spice to it? I kind of admire the actual autism required to be into doing something like this in your free time.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:49:34 PM No.716052218
>>716052148
>be so well adored by the gaming mass
gay sex sells
Replies: >>716052314
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:50:08 PM No.716052252
bullshit!!!!_thumb.jpg
bullshit!!!!_thumb.jpg
md5: df1a2e361f7ccfed4e3adeca55d01607๐Ÿ”
>>716050816
There's no "wait for opening" bosses. You just suck at the game which is why you will never post yourself actually playing
>>716050718
Controlling the camera is a core mechanic. It's useful to move freely, to aim properly and even to hit melee attacks while actually avoiding attacks with the same motion. You hate the game and even more so specifically parts of it because you refuse to engage with the game as a whole, and so does Matthewmatosis, which is the actual and only drive behind his critiques.
That's how you get retarded posts like >>716051294
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:50:23 PM No.716052274
>>716051135
You've gone wrong in the bottom left there. Each zone must contain at least one monster.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:50:47 PM No.716052298
>>716052214
>Who the fuck wants to play a Game Boy style game that is literally just puzzle solving in 2025 with no other spice to it
I do
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:51:03 PM No.716052314
>>716052218
no it can't be just that, because Dragon Age: The Veilguard had even more gay sex and nobody cared.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:51:14 PM No.716052326
>>716052252
You are playing like a retard
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:51:40 PM No.716052349
>>716052252
>Controlling the camera is a core mechanic
Crazy how it's a completely garbage camera system then.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:20 PM No.716052401
>>716052314
yeah but the men and women were ugly
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:41 PM No.716052430
>>716052252
I just think its a bit weird that God Hand fans are more humble about being good at a videogame than the average Fromsoft fan. It's a bit strange, no?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:52 PM No.716052445
notskyrim
notskyrim
md5: 8f54711992b450a75fc3771b40a75c3f๐Ÿ”
>>716052148
>a good point about how FROM had to cater to its fanbase by making fights faster and more difficult
They didn't cater to anything. It's entirely driven by augmenting and expanding how combats flow to make them more interesting.
>but also causalize the game to appeal to a wider audience, and the result we get is summons in ER
Yes summoning never existed before Elden Ring
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:56 PM No.716052446
>>716049386
This guy really sucks at Dark Souls 2.
Replies: >>716053115
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:57 PM No.716052447
>>716051425
Think about the sixth row. There is only one place where the wall can go without causing two blue guys to become connected. Everything else comes from there.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:52:58 PM No.716052449
file
file
md5: 835d1b7ac546ccdb9a11ae02a0333b89๐Ÿ”
All this game did was make me download last call bbs to replay dungeons and diagrams
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:53:07 PM No.716052459
>>716051869
but i dont think this is higher quality than any of the things i mentioned. the free online miracle sudokus are often genius, and they exist for free because there is a passionate community making them. same with cryptic crosswords and other puzzles, they're often genius and brilliantly designed.

puzzle books exist not because they contain higher quality puzzles, but to be bought by 70 year olds who dont know how to use a computer.

anyway, i'm not saying this is necessarily a bad purchase, it is cheap at the end of the day and i'm sure its fun enough. its just that its completely underwhelming for a project from matthewmatosis, when he has covered incredible indie games like dustforce, rainworld, downwell, devil daggers etc. people would've been more excited for something along those lines. or at least anything that couldnt have existed on the back page of a newspaper.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:53:16 PM No.716052468
>>716052214
same people who buy zachtronics games.
a few.
but truth is that he thought making this game would only take 3 months and therefore easily be worth it, but then he ended up taking a year or something.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:53:19 PM No.716052472
file
file
md5: 03a7a66496857913289f72d0f0108deb๐Ÿ”
Where's the "wall"?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:53:46 PM No.716052503
>>716052430
>god hand fans
Biggest posers in gaming. Absolute dogshit game.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:54:34 PM No.716052563
>>716022623
His script is top tier. Succinct and punchy.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:54:46 PM No.716052579
>>716052445
summoning as it works in Elden Ring did not exist before Elden Ring
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:54:51 PM No.716052582
>>716052459
you do know the one movie roger ebert made was a sleazy rom com right? just because you're a reviewer doesn't mean you're entitled to make something that will change the gaming landscape on your first attempt.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:54:54 PM No.716052587
>>716052430
god hand came out before being good at vidya became something people based their identity around due to lack of other accomplishments in life.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:55:03 PM No.716052592
e3fs
e3fs
md5: c926f31d7fb5eee5bbef884d10c5f0e8๐Ÿ”
>>716052274
this is as far as the logic can take me without guess-work, I swear
the 0 and 10 rows are solved obviously
the spaces to the left of the blue tears with one block in the row can't be on the left of them and wouldn't be on the right of the enemies
the spaces to clear the enemy bomb things is easy
after that I have absolutely no idea
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:55:07 PM No.716052597
>>716052503
GH is the second best PS2 action game.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:55:42 PM No.716052641
>>716049734
Anyone that still comes to this place after it got btfo by basedteens is a complete retard loser.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:55:43 PM No.716052642
>>716052468
And the puzzles are apparently just nonograms with a couple of twists.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:55:45 PM No.716052645
>>716029069
Biggest dark souls 2 fag on the planet here
some people are actually upset, the video was fine, I don't agree with a lot of his points but they're very understandable and it's not a bad video at all. He didn't even dislike the game, he was just a bit disappointed in it. Likely the reason it gets so much ire now is that it spawned a million shitty fucking video essays about how the games shit by retards deliberately playing the game wrong and tanked the games reputation and made discussion on it impossible.
Dark souls 2 is a very, very flawed game. But the aftermath was full of the extremely disingenuous. None of this is matthewmatosis's fault
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:56:15 PM No.716052675
>>716022623
The Link will never mount Mipha joke is reason alone to like him.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:56:16 PM No.716052678
>>716051169
>Artorias of the Abyss
more like diddy of the discord
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:56:21 PM No.716052684
>>716052597
Fake opinion informed by countless poser e-celebs who also don't ever play above level 2.
Replies: >>716052897
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:56:21 PM No.716052685
>>716052582
And Roger Ebert is a hack. What's your point?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:56:50 PM No.716052716
>>716052349
No it works very well, even the controls are directly build specifically for it. You just suck at it and this layer of depth is inaccessible to you
>>716052579
Nice fallacy, faggot. Keep being butthurt
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:56:53 PM No.716052724
>>716052597
the best ofc being urban reign
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:57:13 PM No.716052737
And on the note of nonograms, these are really easy to make, you make the image and then there's programs that will convert that into the numbers for you.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:58:18 PM No.716052819
1720009856037_thumb.jpg
1720009856037_thumb.jpg
md5: beadb184ac16b52b0df389f440271741๐Ÿ”
>>716052716
>No it works very well,
Fromdrones being delusional retards? Where have I seen this before.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:58:25 PM No.716052827
>>716052582
of course not. its just that this release from him is completely proving your point, and it's disappointing. his game reviews are great so it would be amazing if he made a great game too, but he hasnt. as has been said many times, this game would be getting 0 attention on this board if it was made by anyone else.
Replies: >>716052974
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:58:25 PM No.716052828
>>716052716
it's not a fallacy, and I'm not that anon.

Elden Ring has a completely new summon system beside just summoning an NPC or a player, and it's absolutely the easiest non broken build way to play the game
Replies: >>716053275
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:58:50 PM No.716052857
>>716052430
God Hand doesn't cause seethe or filter anyone but IGN
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:59:17 PM No.716052893
>>716052503
true
it's like they took RE4's melee attacks and reverse engineered them into a whole DMC game
unique and interesting but not good
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:59:18 PM No.716052894
Game sucks.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:59:19 PM No.716052897
>>716052684
That's cool, you have shit taste and GH is still the second best PS2 action game.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:59:54 PM No.716052936
>>716052737
Do they check if they're solvable without leaps of faith?
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:00:04 PM No.716052950
>>716052819
comment about how actually you're supposed to play with unlocked camera and locking and unlocking the camera throughout the fight is a skill and was implemented by design in 3, 2, 1...
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:00:12 PM No.716052957
game's great, thread sucks, being contrarian can be funny but unfortunately nobody here is funny
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:00:19 PM No.716052962
>>716052897
>you have shit taste
Means a lot coming from the e-celeb parrot.
Replies: >>716053020
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:00:33 PM No.716052974
>>716052685
>What's your point?
>just because you're a reviewer doesn't mean you're entitled to make something that will change the gaming landscape on your first attempt.
ur treating matthewmatosis like he's john romero pre-daikatana and not just some guy on the internet who worked a shitty programming job for a few years

>>716052827
the skills of making a videogame are very different from the skills of reviewing a game and editing a youtube video. this isn't even a dunk on matthew its just common sense.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:01:12 PM No.716053020
>>716052962
Parrot who exactly? Matt? Has never said anything about GH before.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:02:28 PM No.716053092
>>716053020
>Has never said anything about GH before.
He called it "unapologetically gamey" in his God of War 2018 video. Something that every poser loves to hear about their fake favorite game.
Replies: >>716053330
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:02:36 PM No.716053102
>>716044647
oh my god of course it's a reina shitter
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:02:37 PM No.716053104
A reset button and undo would be nice
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:02:48 PM No.716053112
>>716053020
because he probably cant finish it
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:02:52 PM No.716053115
>>716052446
Him being good or bad at the game has nothing to do with the camera being dogshit.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:02:57 PM No.716053119
>>716052592
Think harder about the bottom left blue guy. It HAS to be connected to at least one monster. So the cell above it can't be a wall. Go from there and think about the fact that two blue guys can't be in the same zone.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:03:17 PM No.716053146
>>716052592
The blue guy in the bottom left corner must be connected to at least one bomb and at least one monster. That means that the block above him cannot be a wall
Replies: >>716053902
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:03:24 PM No.716053154
>>716053104
Woah anon slow down, he's not Carmack
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:04:18 PM No.716053218
>>716053104
reset can be done from the level select screen and holding the B button
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:04:19 PM No.716053219
>>716052503
>This well-regarded cult classic? Shit, actually.
This website needs new material. The only games immune to this, so far, are ones where they're already incredibly flawed and the fanbase knows it, like VtM:B.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:04:45 PM No.716053246
>tfw the $5 puzzle game didn't revolutionize gaming and revitalize the dying console market
Replies: >>716055903
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:05:15 PM No.716053275
DARK SOULS III 2025-05-29 09-52-52_thumb.jpg
DARK SOULS III 2025-05-29 09-52-52_thumb.jpg
md5: 4d823103076751a8958c065a8fb47f10๐Ÿ”
>>716052819
Hugging and rolling into bosses is about the level of intellect I expect from retarded drones filtered by Souls games.
The camera control of Souls games is excellent
>>716052828
>it's not a fallacy
Yes it is. Summoning always existed for shitters who needed. Shitters also complaining because they need it and instead asking easy mode is not new either.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:05:26 PM No.716053291
>>716053219
It's well-regarded by people who have barely played it. In other words: a poser classic.
Replies: >>716053390
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:05:42 PM No.716053307
>>716052936
Yes, at least all the nonograms I've ever played, and I've done some pretty big hard ones with some friends, there's always a logic train to follow. That logic might require some intense deduction, though.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:05:49 PM No.716053315
lv6
lv6
md5: fe5f9d2b677c0b6b147a8a97c71ad957๐Ÿ”
>>716018705 (OP)
stuck on level 6 please help
Replies: >>716056235 >>716056638 >>716057280
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:05:54 PM No.716053323
>>716052214
Low-immersion-effort, high-logic-effort puzzle games are kino of the highest degree.
Perfect for playing as you "second game" between long stretches of immersive gameplay.

It's what high IQ, friendless people play instead of some online multiplayer slop.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:06:03 PM No.716053330
>>716053092
You sound particularly assblasted about GH. Do you have an issue with actual gameplay mechanics like the retarded tank controls and KMS being shit, or are you just a retarded Fromdrone crying about actual action games again.
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:06:18 PM No.716053346
>>716018705 (OP)
Instant new cult classic
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:06:27 PM No.716053352
>>716053275
i think its funny how the only comment you haven't obsessively replied to is the one about enemies hitting you through walls because you know there's no defense for it kek
Replies: >>716053436
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:06:29 PM No.716053354
>>716053218
Thanks
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:06:44 PM No.716053369
>>716053307
I was talking about the "converters" doing the checking rather than playing solvable ones, but yeah all nonograms I've played have been solvable without logic leaps, even if some took me hours. And I've only gone for 30x30 at most.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:07:07 PM No.716053390
1660392122231894
1660392122231894
md5: 0a2135e3ea3e334a2a3c3d8738ad28f4๐Ÿ”
>>716053291
Yeah, I'm sure that's how it is. Faggot.
Replies: >>716053541
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:07:21 PM No.716053397
Generic indieslop that isn't worth more than a dollar.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:07:51 PM No.716053436
>>716053352
There's nothing to defend.
Replies: >>716053684
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:08:16 PM No.716053473
I wouldn't even pirate this
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:08:46 PM No.716053514
that's it?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:08:54 PM No.716053523
>>716052214
tranime posters are always the most stupid people ever
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:09:12 PM No.716053541
>>716053330
The game is fundamentally broken above level 2. It is not a coincidence at all that the only people praising it on youtube do not have the skills to go above level 2. And the game's own trailers are almost entirely on level 2.
>>716053390
Glad you agree. Every time I see someone praising this piece of shit I just know they're a fake.
Replies: >>716053617 >>716053625
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:09:15 PM No.716053545
>>716053275
>The camera control of Souls games is excellent
It's complete dogshit. Why can't I rotate the camera while locked on? Why can't I zoom out? Why does it randomly break? Why does the camera exist within the games boundaries? Why does fights like this webm >>716052819
always end up as a clusterfuck? Why are you a subhuman shit-eating retard?
Replies: >>716054227
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:10:10 PM No.716053617
>>716053541
>The game is fundamentally broken above level 2
Why? Never played it, but curious
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:10:16 PM No.716053625
>>716053541
>The game is fundamentally broken above level 2
Explain.
Replies: >>716053820
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:10:21 PM No.716053632
>>716052252
>Controlling the camera is a core mechanic.
Then it's a shitty core mechanic because it uses the thumb you would use to press or hold the dodge/run button.

>"Claw grip"
not a valid argument because controllers weren't designed for that and it's uncomfortable as fuck.
>"Quickly move you fingers when you need to roll"
If it was only rolling, then I'd be less critical, but there are multiple times when you want to run and move the camera at the same time.
Replies: >>716053778 >>716054082 >>716054227
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:10:59 PM No.716053669
>>716052819
Since you are a complete retard that can only roll forward and hit, i'll let you on a little hint: you can keep distance and you are meant to, you don't even need to unlock
Replies: >>716053740
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:11:11 PM No.716053684
>>716053436
what is it some super special lore that enemies can phase through walls but you can't or something
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:11:15 PM No.716053691
>people care more about his videos than his game

lol logic bomb is bombing
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:12:10 PM No.716053740
>>716053669
Since you're a stupid piece of shit I'll give you a little tip: plenty of 3D action games don't have this issue.
Replies: >>716054227
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:12:40 PM No.716053778
>>716053632
>Then it's a shitty core mechanic because it uses the thumb you would use to press or hold the dodge/run button.
only retards play souls on pads, 3d action games were meant for kbm controls, also recenter bind
Replies: >>716054082
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:12:58 PM No.716053789
Never seen such a blatant example of a game only getting some attention because of who made it. There is little to no value here.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:13:03 PM No.716053795
ketchup catsup
ketchup catsup
md5: 122322a4b5bcb6ce941fce8a96442c9d๐Ÿ”
>>716048141
>look up developer of Dungeons and Diagrams
>Zach Barth
>look up developer of Infiniminer
>Zachtronics (Zach Barth)
Ok how many indie devs have ripped off this guy?
Replies: >>716053896 >>716053943
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:13:19 PM No.716053820
God Hand thrilling gameplay_thumb.jpg
God Hand thrilling gameplay_thumb.jpg
md5: 6e8a2cd579d1c2baaf27b0e8e04d7657๐Ÿ”
>>716053617
>>716053625
Enemy AI all swarm you at once, Gene barely has any decent crowd control moves. This turns the game into the lamest shit ever. Protip: any playthroughs on youtube where something cool happens was savestated. The game is extremely popular in third world shitholes where people all just cheat.
Replies: >>716053881 >>716053882 >>716054021 >>716054217 >>716054793
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:14:04 PM No.716053874
>>716023936
To be fair to make he was working as a solo dev making a proprietary engine within the GameBoy's limitations. The wench does the sound, art, and UI and he talked about how he should have gotten her on board sooner as it took a few days to get something UI/Art-style wise they agreed upon.

GMTK has much more support and is using readily made tools. It's clear Matt values constraining himself to both the hardware specs and gamestyle limitations the gameboy provides. Also he probably thought, "if it's good enough for Tetris, it's good enough for me."
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:14:13 PM No.716053881
>>716053820
You can just admit you're bad at games.
Replies: >>716054001
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:14:13 PM No.716053882
>>716053820
>The game is extremely popular in third world shitholes
you're one to talk, you're russian
Replies: >>716054001
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:14:28 PM No.716053896
>>716053795
Unironically one of the most influential indie devs of all time
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:14:33 PM No.716053902
e3fs
e3fs
md5: 068d59681f40155b4cf9746fc6ae3eb6๐Ÿ”
>>716053119
>>716053146
this is the only way I can think to give them both their own monsters and one tear each, but the block count fucks up this way
this is fucked
Replies: >>716054249
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:15:14 PM No.716053943
>>716053795
Too many. Throw him a donation instead of paying Matt for ripping off his idea.
Replies: >>716054138
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:16:11 PM No.716054000
Not many are familiar with my elevated tastes
Not many are familiar with my elevated tastes
md5: e7b2379699477d1eb13f2ccfb2dda2e4๐Ÿ”
I don't want to hate Dark Souls 2 anymore, and that's good by me
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:16:13 PM No.716054001
>>716053881
You can admit you've barely played your "favorite" game.
>>716053882
>you're russian
Wrong.
Replies: >>716054342
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:16:28 PM No.716054021
>>716053820
>Gene barely has any decent crowd control moves.
Only applies to KMS.
Replies: >>716054085
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:16:54 PM No.716054054
Lots of brainlets in this thread. No, thereโ€™s never any guesswork involved, you can solve everything with logic. Like he said a million times when explaining the game in his video and in the game itself.
Replies: >>716054160 >>716054265
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:17:18 PM No.716054076
>>716053874
>To be fair to make he was working as a solo dev making a proprietary engine within the GameBoy's limitations

this was his own fault and does not make the game better in any way whatsoever.

> GMTK has much more support and is using readily made tools
Which is why he's able to make better products faster. The development process is irrelevant, only the end product matters.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:17:25 PM No.716054082
>>716053632
all games should be designed for claw grip, it's how you get the most out of a controller
>>716053778
souls controls like dogshit on kbm
Replies: >>716054194 >>716055241
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:17:28 PM No.716054085
>>716054021
When your only reliable crowd control is invincibility mode and cutscene attacks, then you really fucked up.
Replies: >>716054430
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:18:08 PM No.716054138
>>716053943
are you the guy who spams those toby fox "plagiarism" spam links in hopes of getting him cancelled
Replies: >>716054367
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:18:31 PM No.716054160
>>716054054
this game looks like generic pixel garbage any 13 year old would have made
Replies: >>716054251
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:18:50 PM No.716054182
the sketchbook look is fucking ugly, how was it made by his artist gf and not thrown together by someone with no art experience in the span of a day?
and I'm not hating on her art in general, her mushido stuff looked good.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:19:00 PM No.716054194
>>716054082
>all games should be designed for claw grip, it's how you get the most out of a controller
controllers should be designed for claw grip, then.
I actually think they should
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:19:16 PM No.716054217
Newman has AWAKENED
Newman has AWAKENED
md5: d22a2e92a307dd5cc3438f438befa5fc๐Ÿ”
>>716053820
>The game is extremely popular in third world shitholes
I'm a third worlder and believe me when i say this, BARELY anyone from any third world country knows this game or let alone played it, last time i showed this game to my friends they looked at it like a monkey looking at fire
Replies: >>716054302
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:19:26 PM No.716054227
Dancing Lion Greathammer_thumb.jpg
Dancing Lion Greathammer_thumb.jpg
md5: 46a6f83c198fb902646780bd394f589e๐Ÿ”
>>716053545
>Why does fights like this webm
Because it's controlled by braindead retards spamming dodges into bosses
>Why can't I rotate the camera while locked on?
Because that's not how it should work
>Why can't I zoom out?
It zooms out alone
>Why does it randomly break?
To avoid spinning like crazy when you place yourself under the boss
>>716053632
>because it uses the thumb you would use to press or hold the dodge/run button.
Don't need to do both together
>then I'd be less critical, but there are multiple times when you want to run and move the camera at the same time.
Use shuffle pads
>>716053740
Bad games that force lock on and have uninspired basic enemy design don't have this issue because you won't get caught being a retarded rollspammer in hack and slash trash, and in fact they are worse games
Replies: >>716054320
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:19:46 PM No.716054249
>>716053902
you're very close to the solution, just tweak your walls so the numbers actually align
bombs aren't walls. i think that's your mental issue for the bottom
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:19:47 PM No.716054251
>>716054160
Then go make your own
Replies: >>716054404
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:19:56 PM No.716054265
>>716054054
not saying he's wrong but just because a developer thinks their game works a certain way doesn't mean it actually works that way
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:20:36 PM No.716054302
God Hand fans
God Hand fans
md5: c0f008ce62716019289f238e4ea34869๐Ÿ”
>>716054217
>last time i showed this game to my friends they looked at it like a monkey looking at fire
It sounds like their instincts were activated.
Replies: >>716054692
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:20:56 PM No.716054320
>>716054227
>Because it's controlled
Yes, because it's fucking shit. I know you're so stupid and actually and genuinely think "it's supposed to be shit" is an argument" but it's not.
Replies: >>716054523
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:21:17 PM No.716054342
>>716054001
whats your opinion on the elden ring co op mod?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:21:30 PM No.716054367
>>716054138
toby fox is a plagiarist tho all his shit is sonichu level derivative
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:22:05 PM No.716054404
>>716054251
why would i? shit like this hardly ever makes any money. this one is only getting attention because of who made it.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:22:29 PM No.716054430
>>716054085
>the game doesn't have CC
>yes it does
>well I'm just going to ignore them
Cool. Fromdrones are retards and their opinions on action games don't and will never matter.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:23:49 PM No.716054523
TheHolyKnight_thumb.jpg
TheHolyKnight_thumb.jpg
md5: 31ae976a8ccba49439c87fb9a8d4389e๐Ÿ”
>>716054320
>Plays the game wrong
>Gets mad when he gets filtered
It's not hard, just don't kiss the boss
Replies: >>716054579
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:24:49 PM No.716054579
>>716054523
A casual idiot is a Fromdrone. Say it isn't so.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:26:32 PM No.716054692
Me playing good games
Me playing good games
md5: be7fac1cb243286406636546b17d47a7๐Ÿ”
>>716054302
Believe me, they started playing it the next day, we barely play anything modern at this point, and if it's multiplayer, then we stick to the old ones(Warcraft 3 OG LAN, Unreal Tournament, Quake, and sometimes Coop Halo 3 or Deathmatch), with a little bit of 8-bit Deathmatch(v-classes) and Quake Champions:Doom Edition

Honestly it's a fun time, i don't try to play agressive anymore
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:26:35 PM No.716054694
>>716018705 (OP)
all the summerfags who discovered this site around 2013 should be honest and admit they'd never touch this game if it wasn't made by their e-celeb. he doesn't have the right autism type to make a soulslike and apply his critiques, even though some retards at /agdg/ have managed to make them
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Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:28:02 PM No.716054793
>>716053820
The biggest issue is that the primary defensive option (dodging highs while staying in place) is scary as fuck to use for new players. By the time you learn enemy move sets to allow dodging highs comfortably the habit of constanly dodging away as a panic button is already baked into the brain.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:29:06 PM No.716054868
>>716054694
dumb brown jeet it's good a new original game is being made by him instead of generic soulsslop ripoff #9001
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:29:18 PM No.716054876
i bought it because i want to encourage him to continue as a developer and finish his platformer projects, simple as
Replies: >>716054954
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:30:07 PM No.716054918
>>716054694
Correct, I would not play rollslop.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:30:07 PM No.716054919
>>716054694
This. Game is nothing and would be mocked if Matthew wasn't the creator. Goes to show he can't actually deliver when it comes to game design.
Replies: >>716055005
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:30:39 PM No.716054954
pepe-laugh-pepe
pepe-laugh-pepe
md5: 40969a2083f7028a793a12b940f259e6๐Ÿ”
>>716054876
>finish his platformer
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:31:36 PM No.716055005
>>716054919
would it be mocked? do you make a habit of browsing the puzzle game section of steam for the purpose of laughing to yourself?
Replies: >>716055043 >>716055138
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:32:21 PM No.716055043
>>716055005
You're making the mistake thinking Fromdrones even play video games.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:33:39 PM No.716055138
>>716055005
Anon be completely honest with yourself. There is absolutely nothing remarkable about this game and if you posted it to this board then universally it would be called retro throwback indieslop.
Replies: >>716055239
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:34:08 PM No.716055164
>>716053275
summoning was an aid but came with actual risks and needed limited consumable items, now it needs neither of those, in DeS, just being able to summon someone put your world in a harder state
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:35:23 PM No.716055239
>>716055138
its a logic puzzler. i doubt it would be treated that differently than any other logic puzzler. if someone posted dungeons and diagrams on /v/, i doubt there would be mocking, it'd probably get a muted response and the thread would die in 10 posts
Replies: >>716055267
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:35:23 PM No.716055241
>>716054082
>souls controls like dogshit on kbm
default binds are horrendous in ds1 ptde and 2, but after sorting them out they are perfect
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:35:50 PM No.716055267
>>716055239

it looks like fucking nothing and it is a clone of other games that exist already
Replies: >>716055392 >>716055394
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:35:56 PM No.716055271
I must be retareded, can't understand the first level and desperately looking for a button menu.
Replies: >>716055523
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:36:51 PM No.716055331
>>716053275
>Summoning always existed for shitters
It's so cute how you guys pretend these games are hard, then proceed to say that 90% of the game mechanics suck and you're just not supposed to use them. Almost like Souls games aren't hard.
Replies: >>716055441
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:37:47 PM No.716055392
>>716055267
such as?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:37:49 PM No.716055394
>>716055267
looks fine to me, has a better aesthetic sense than spacechem
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:38:09 PM No.716055413
>>716051691
it's not just picross though, the whole premise of the game requires being a game to work properly
Replies: >>716055645
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:38:32 PM No.716055441
>>716055331
t. feelings hurt because you could only beat the games using summons
Replies: >>716055558
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:38:41 PM No.716055448
>>716052214
Do you retards even play videogames or just pretend to to cry about the lastest AAA shit that comes out from?
Replies: >>716056280
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:39:06 PM No.716055468
What am I missing here? The game looks like nothing. Presentation sucks too.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:39:55 PM No.716055517
>i want smaller games with lower budgets!
>n-not like that!!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:40:00 PM No.716055523
>>716055271
Each rows has a number next to it that equals to the exact number of walls within said row. You just start with the obvious ones (9 walls in a row leaves just one empty cell, easy to derive the right answers). Filling in easy rows makes more challenging rows easier to solve.
Replies: >>716055816
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:40:15 PM No.716055536
_malenia_blade_of_miquella_and_miquella_ranni_rykard_radahn_godwyn_mogh_margott_elden_ring_drawn_by_gravitydusty_55bec65b922
>>716051383
Put up a poll.
I bet a vast majority like it here too.

Loud contrarians hate on every mildly popular property here.
Replies: >>716055617
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:40:18 PM No.716055540
I know itโ€™s mostly rage bait but there really are people who have this mindset about games โ€œstealing the ideaโ€ from another game. Can you imagine if you saw that with other genres? Is DMC just a ripoff of Zelda because you can fight with a sword in both of them? They just stole the idea and made up their own rules
Replies: >>716055648 >>716055701 >>716055742
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:40:30 PM No.716055558
>>716055441
I'm not surprised Soulsfaggots can miss the point this hard. I genuinely feel bad for you if you think ER is hard. Like, you have an actual below average low IQ levels of sad.
Replies: >>716055745
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:41:21 PM No.716055617
>>716055536
is this the concept art for the new elden ring gacha produced by nexon
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:41:41 PM No.716055645
>>716055413
whatever, so does minesweeper. its still the same shit.
Replies: >>716055720
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:41:44 PM No.716055648
>>716055540
There's nothing wrong with stealing as long as you package the ideas in a novel or unique way, and this doesn't pass that check for a lot of people. These sorts of puzzles are fun brain food but they don't do anything with games as a medium. I want to see these puzzles integrated into a plot scenario.
Replies: >>716055749 >>716055903 >>716055978 >>716056065
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:41:56 PM No.716055662
>niggers seething this hard that their favorite eceleb cant actually put his money where his mouth is and creates a mediocre minesweeper game
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:42:29 PM No.716055701
>>716055540
i don't care about this but if you make some bullshit like scrabble balatro you probably are creatively bankrupt
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:42:47 PM No.716055720
>>716055645
>all grid based puzzle games are the same
Minesweeper = sudoku = picross = logic bombs
Replies: >>716055797 >>716055824
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:43:05 PM No.716055742
>>716055540
this game has nothing of its own to offer alongside the stolen concepts. it leaps out at no one and the only reason people would play it is because it is tied to some faggot on youtube.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:43:06 PM No.716055745
>>716055558
name 10 hard games
Replies: >>716055923
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:43:11 PM No.716055749
>>716055648
>I want to see these puzzles integrated into a plot scenario.
blue prince was shit tho
Replies: >>716055791
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:43:46 PM No.716055785
ive noticed that a lot of the criticism just comes from concept alone. the idea of a logic puzzle game that can also be played on a gameboy is strangely offputting to a certain demographic of people. its fine to have your tastes but they act like the very idea is a sin.
Replies: >>716055845 >>716055897
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:43:53 PM No.716055791
>>716055749
corru.observer on the other hand fucking kicks ass.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:43:59 PM No.716055797
>>716055720
All of those games are ripping off go which is ripping off chess which is ripping off checkers which is ripping off Ooga Booga Game from 10,000 BC
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:44:11 PM No.716055816
>>716055523
is there a way to tell if you overfilled a row without counting manually?
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:44:23 PM No.716055824
0345f21e-5b31-45f7-8972-f153ac0db94e
0345f21e-5b31-45f7-8972-f153ac0db94e
md5: 8060aa415009d1a38693fde713aeffa7๐Ÿ”
>>716055720
yes.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:44:35 PM No.716055835
>>716050646
Matchew and Cosis
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:44:42 PM No.716055845
>>716055785
meanwhile anyone open minded that's actually playing the game seems to enjoy it
lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:45:28 PM No.716055897
>>716055785
its not that the idea is a sin, its that the idea is uninterestingTYTH
Replies: >>716055992
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:45:31 PM No.716055903
>>716055648
>>716053246
Replies: >>716056006
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:45:51 PM No.716055923
>>716055745
DoDonPachi DaiOuJou Black Label.
Replies: >>716055993 >>716056224 >>716056489 >>716056558
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:46:47 PM No.716055978
>>716055648
>games need story to be games
I think you are possibly retarded
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:46:53 PM No.716055992
>>716055897
ok. i find most platformers uninteresting but i dont shit on the people who enjoy them and decree their tastes as eldritch and strange
Replies: >>716056116
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:46:57 PM No.716055993
>>716055923
>shmup
Better or worse genre than static screen puzzlers... tough question you gotta ask yourself.
Replies: >>716056032 >>716056160
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:46:57 PM No.716055995
This game is good enough and challenging enough that it confirms beyond all doubt that Matt is smarter than 99% of the fags and retards here
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:47:06 PM No.716056006
>>716055903
Talk that highfalutin game development concept shit and you best expect to get it back when you release a game.
Replies: >>716056520
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:47:04 PM No.716056007
file
file
md5: 32cfce91435a113c8ea4547125be6ad0๐Ÿ”
whatd i do wromg
Replies: >>716056068 >>716056096 >>716056148
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:47:29 PM No.716056032
>>716055993
Better and it's not even a question. This game looks like it was some college student's experiment, not a product for five dollars.
Replies: >>716056104 >>716056336
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:48:06 PM No.716056065
>>716055648
>want to see these puzzles integrated into a plot scenario.
It's a pure puzzler, it's not supposed to have a plot. Video games need less story and not more.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:48:07 PM No.716056068
>>716056007
oh nvm the game requires Xs unlike picross
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:48:26 PM No.716056096
>>716056007
Have you tried filling in that last remaining square to see if your solution works
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:48:31 PM No.716056104
Portal_standalonebox
Portal_standalonebox
md5: 587346e7b769a229e303aa07940f118c๐Ÿ”
>>716056032
>college student's experiment
talmbout?
Replies: >>716056264
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:48:41 PM No.716056116
>>716055992
my point is i like puzzle games and i still think this is uninteresting
Replies: >>716056204
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:49:05 PM No.716056148
>>716056007
there is one square on the bottom row that is empty that you have to X in to complete the board
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:49:15 PM No.716056160
>>716055993
STGs are definitely better and harder than FROM's poor excuse for an action game, yeah.
Replies: >>716056229
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:49:47 PM No.716056202
>easy to critique
lol, more like it's easy to release a long and useless video that sucks ass maybe
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:49:51 PM No.716056204
1724853886526028
1724853886526028
md5: 859d11ba73d8c964493bee31ad82d01d๐Ÿ”
>>716056116
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:50:02 PM No.716056224
>>716055923
i literally beat this on my first try
Replies: >>716056268
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:50:04 PM No.716056229
>>716056160
>autoscrollers with zero level design
Trash lazy genre.
Replies: >>716056353 >>716056370
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:50:09 PM No.716056235
>>716053315
someone please for the love of god help me im stupid. whats the solution to level 6?
Replies: >>716056638
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:50:46 PM No.716056264
>>716056104
This has writing and presentation and is a more interesting idea.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:50:48 PM No.716056268
>>716056224
Post clears.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:50:54 PM No.716056276
there's no way you niggas are complaining about the game being 5 fucking dollars
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:50:55 PM No.716056280
>>716055448
You already know the answer
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:51:32 PM No.716056336
>>716056032
why are you talking about five dollars like its a lot of money LMAO
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:51:51 PM No.716056353
>>716056229
>logic bombs
>fixed screens with tiny pixel shit graphics
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:52:13 PM No.716056370
>>716056229
It's okay anon, I know it's too hard for you. That's why FROM exists for people like you.
Replies: >>716056414
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:53:02 PM No.716056414
>>716056370
>it's le hard
Aren't we over this by now?
Replies: >>716056482
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:53:11 PM No.716056427
e3fs
e3fs
md5: 559dcc40d2ae8ca8ad1454445708d453๐Ÿ”
just how far off am I with this?
Replies: >>716056502 >>716056612
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:53:51 PM No.716056482
>>716056414
We would if Fromdrones were never a thing.
Replies: >>716056591
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:53:53 PM No.716056489
>>716055923
niggas will say from soft games are bad and then when you ask them what games they like they reply with shit like this
Replies: >>716056567
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:54:04 PM No.716056502
>>716056427
Use the hint button, it will let you know more or less how far off you are.
Replies: >>716056702
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:54:19 PM No.716056520
>>716056006
not really, matt has even said before that its idiot to judge a game for being something its not
"criticizing sekiro for being a bad racing game" for example
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:54:53 PM No.716056558
>>716055923
Hi mork
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:55:02 PM No.716056567
>>716056489
Post your clears.
Replies: >>716056648
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:55:19 PM No.716056591
>>716056482
All shmuptroons ever say is their hallway memorization simulators are le hardcore.
Replies: >>716056682
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:55:29 PM No.716056602
906d61263992beb3000e6beab2d860aa
906d61263992beb3000e6beab2d860aa
md5: 95b8df276ef08c4f6da69c7b168551b9๐Ÿ”
guys what does orthogonally mean
Replies: >>716056681 >>716056689 >>716056702
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:55:40 PM No.716056612
>>716056427
bottom row has a [1]bomb that sees 2 monsters. same is true for right column. that shouldnt be possible
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:56:02 PM No.716056638
>>716053315
>>716056235
One of the rules is "Bombs are not allowed to hit each other".
Replies: >>716056781
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:56:14 PM No.716056648
>>716056567
nigga i dont have any clears because i dont play bootyhole ass games like that.
Replies: >>716056743
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:56:44 PM No.716056681
>>716056602
north, east, south, west.
So just horizontal or vertical, but not diagonal
Replies: >>716056927
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:56:45 PM No.716056682
>>716056591
>hallway memorization simulators
Yeah, From's games are slop for casual retards. Glad we could agree.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:56:48 PM No.716056689
>>716056602
right angled lines
Replies: >>716056927
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:57:02 PM No.716056702
>>716056502
all that does is make +3 pop up in the top-left corner which means nothing to me

>>716056602
it means right angles, so basically a d-pad shape
Replies: >>716056745 >>716056927
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:57:48 PM No.716056737
I thought he was making a side scroller
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:57:51 PM No.716056743
>>716056648
>dont have any clears
Because you're bad at video games.
Replies: >>716057178
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:57:51 PM No.716056745
>>716056702
It means you fucked up at least 3 walls
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:58:24 PM No.716056781
>>716056638
yes there is a [1] bomb that sees another [1] bomb, but there are multiple spaces where you can put up a wall between them. look at my spoilered screenshot. how do i know which of the 2 empty spaces needs the wall. do i really have to just try either option and then see which one breaks the level?
Replies: >>716056982
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:58:59 PM No.716056810
>>716023931
It's more like nonograms than minesweeper, you're not trying to find out where the bombs are, you're placing walls in the right places.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 4:59:16 PM No.716056832
Worried Homer
Worried Homer
md5: ece26ddfd5586cf4b673fa59a1a3fc05๐Ÿ”
>>716020416
>there's a 5 hour .txt critique of elden ring in the comments
Every time someone calls me obssesed i will show them this, what in the actual fuck
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:00:35 PM No.716056927
>>716056681
>>716056689
>>716056702
ah ok!
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:01:18 PM No.716056982
>>716056781
Another "rule" (or just the way bombs work) is that the explosion goes through monsters.
By trying to both block the bombs from hitting each other and from going through the monsters to the blue dude will give you only one possible answer as to which monster each bomb kills.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:04:16 PM No.716057178
>>716056743
shmups are some of the most boring games ever made. the entire gameplay loop is tapping a keyboard to dodge some hitboxes. thats literally it. even when i was 9 years old playing shit flash games i would avoid the shmup ones because they had no depth.

compare it to a game like trackmania, which also only has 4 buttons but has insane levels of depth and complexity arising from such simple systems. that's what modern gaming is about.
Replies: >>716057253 >>716057314 >>716057357 >>716057519
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:05:24 PM No.716057253
>>716057178
trackmania's a trial and error game just like shmups lol
Replies: >>716057439
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:05:46 PM No.716057280
Ice Cube dumb shit
Ice Cube dumb shit
md5: c168cc679fc4e9ee223fcace1a585b42๐Ÿ”
>>716053315
>Might be obvious but it needs to be said
>1 bomb for 1 enemy
Ages of Bomberman, Zelda or ANY FUCKING GAME follows the rule of 1 bomb for a clusterfuck of enemies, it's not obvious it's just dumb
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:06:20 PM No.716057314
>>716057178
>compare it to a game like trackmania
lol. trackmania is some of the fugliest racing game shit I've ever seen. And to top it off, it's a fucking time trialer and not simultaneus racing.
Replies: >>716057517
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:06:54 PM No.716057357
>>716057178
Sounds like the Fromdrone got filtered hard.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:08:01 PM No.716057439
>>716057253
you just exposed yourself. watch a top trackmania player playing a hard track and see how easily they can get an author medal on their first or second attempt. newer players can spend hours just trying to get a gold medal on a black campaign track, while skilled players will get author medals on the entire campaign in about an hour total.
Replies: >>716057501 >>716057503
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:08:52 PM No.716057501
>>716057439
idc. go rattle on about how i wanna be the boshy is the height of game design or something lol
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:08:57 PM No.716057503
>>716057439
>watch
I'm playing videogames, not watching them.
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:09:08 PM No.716057517
>>716057314
>le graphics
>le singleplayer
is this nigga serious
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 5:09:09 PM No.716057519
dumbest shit
dumbest shit
md5: 8fcfe111a391540638cd734a207cc573๐Ÿ”
>>716057178
You could've just said "I don't play shmups, they never interested me" and i would accept it and move on, but what you just wrote was so dumb and retarded that i needed to waste my time writting this.