Thread 212824934

Good Morning :) edition

Previous: >>212816024

hmm yes today I will train forearms

>go to get daily breakfast Slurpee
>machines are out of order
Fuck this gay earth

>>212825043
Tell what's exercises you're going to do?

>>212825120
Clairo reminds me too much of my cousin

>>212825120
normally I do barbell reverse curls but I'm experimenting with new stuff today
>currently in the middle of wrist roller sets, feeling pretty good
>gonna try a dumbbell sledgehammer curl variant
and then probably end with some kind of barbell suitcase thing

They should’ve gone with the troon

>>212825492
Strong evidence for the view that anime characters are meant to be white

>>212825688
Aren’t they supposed to be cats or something

>>212826000
Asian people look like cats

>>212825688
what do you mean evidence, its obvious

>>212826000
They have neotenous features which can be reminiscent of cats, which are the epitome of kawaii, cuteness, in Japanese culture. Anime characters also have many European features, eye and hair color being obvious ones

my package is only a few miles from my house, but it won't be delivered until FUCKING MONDAY.

>>212826042
There are some who deny this fact

People care too much about a character whos only interesting story line is turning into an eternal dragon

fuck everything.

Today I will let /cum/ choose the movie I watch on my second monitor while I sort porn
I just got back from night shift and want to enjoy myself so pick carefully
Also today is El Mexico Dayo so any Mexican votes count double, which comes to 1.4x after tariff. Canadian votes today unfortunately only count for 0.65x after tariff.

>>212826420
The Crying Game. That's a good one.

>>212826420
I will not recommend a movie to someone knowing that they will not watch it with their full, undivided attention

>>212826502
Then recommend me a mere flick.
Also stop worshiping entertainment.

>>212826420
Watch Playtime

>>212826420
maltese falcon is the only one ive seen or heard of on that list and it was excellent although the book was much better

>>212826529
I don't worship entertainment. I respect high art

>>212825120
what kind of braindead toad stares into their phone to make a video like this?

>>212826482
>>212826593
I'll watch Crying Game, then Maltese Falcon today or tomorrow. Thanks.
>>212826591
I will add it to the watchlist.
>>212826639
Amazing how I managed to screenshot 15 watchlisted movies at random and they were all high art!

>>212826107
Lol but they're literally white in the cartoons and their eyes are white and everything, if an anime character is asian or black or whatever they make it known.

Weaboos man...smdh

The sun is a dry dark white this morning. My skin feels cold in bed.

>>212826721
You are a philistine as well as a porn watcher. You have destroyed your dopaminergic and every ither faculty that would render you a complete human being

2 deposits into the bank if you know what i mean

i waste so much time on the 'chons at this point that reading warhammer comics is a real workout for my brain.
can't imagine what'd happen if you dropped me in one of those tiger mom families where they force the kids to listen to mozart and eat celery every day

>>212826912
what's your problem with celery bro

>>212826848
Too bad this got jannied or cowarded before I could save that pepe.
Porn doesn't do that if it's things like looking at naked woman rather than gooner gay brainrot.
Some days I will sort for hours and at the end I still enjoy tiny little things when I go outside that people wouldn't notice, I enjoy every sandwich I eat, you are just wrong, looking at naked women is based.

>>212826978
>Some days I will sort for hours
niggas really spend hours and hours of their finite time on earth sorting porn and think it's perfectly normal

>>212826862
>if you know what i mean
nope.

>>212826954
the problem is that i don't have a damn celery stalk in front of me right now! #justceleryheadthings

>>212827031
You are in the /cum/ general on /int/
And no I spend hours doing it while watching a movie because I value my time but also value leaving a nice high quality collection behind for others and enjoying it meantime. Also I will train a custom model when I'm finished pruning and tagging.
I will give you a third and last attempt.

im tired of hearing about epstein

nta but gooners are delusional man

>>212827085
>You are in the /cum/ general on /int/
yes and I'm also currently doing university coursework while I do that
>And no I spend hours doing it while watching a movie because I value my time but also value leaving a nice high quality collection behind for others and enjoying it meantime. Also I will train a custom model when I'm finished pruning and tagging.
all of this to further fry your dopamine receptors in a more efficient way
>I will give you a third and last attempt.
I'm not the original anon, I just also despise porn addicts
I'm not going to tell you to stop, I just think you're deranged
imagine telling a woman how you spend your free time
>inb4 incellic "I don't heckin care about women I'm a based mgtow"

When I get horny I find a hot girl’s boobies on reddit and rub one out. It takes an absolute maximum of 30 minutes door to door. Am I a porn super-pleb?

>>212827123
podcast bros who started supporting glumpf in october 2024 have been BETRAYED. they feel like they've been stabbed in the heart.
they're Newsom gang now. a real authentic dudebro, a guy who knows how to run a state and keep a city clean

>>212827149
>justifies being in /cum/ by saying multitasking
>y-you're reaching by multitasking though and I will say you fried le dopamine again so it will work now for sure ignoring your previous response!!!!!
>LISTEN TO ME YOU ADDICT!!!!!!
It's not my fault you can't enjoy or view literally anything enjoyable without becoming immediately compelled to repeat it constantly, and I am getting tired of your specific group externalizing your mental illness onto other people. Please choose a real addiction, not a psychological one, to preach about, P.S. I also don't get addicted to anything chemical, even alcohol or caffeine, I can drink them whenever I want (generally very rarely but sometimes for constant periods of weeks) and then stop with no ill effects, not even a headache. I'm sorry your genes or psychology are broken but it just isn't my problem.
>I just think you're deranged
As I've elaborated, it's very mutual.
>imagine telling a woman how you spend your free time
You lost the argument when you tried the self-esteem attack with "imagine a woman's judgment", the thing you as a submissive, henpecked male feminist fear most.
It's also completely out of touch because random female coworkers of mine throughout my life will proudly tell me how good they are at blowjobs as if their experience getting cock rammed down their throat will make me want to get it rammed down mine. Womens' judgment is worthless because they rarely ever apply it to themselves.
I don't FUCKING care what women think and two years elapsed before I even knew what MGTOW was from when an annoying woman first spammed that at me for saying something true and obvious, because I didn't care and figured she was going on about some kpop tier drama. Which she was. I have never needed a cult to explain to me how to think because I'm not retarded. Sorry you are.

btw guys Crying Game is pretty good so far
>>212827187
You're going to lose the will to live if you don't stop looking at tits, sonny!

i am NOT reading all that

>>212827123
I hope I keep hearing about it until I die of old age, regardless of whether it's ever resolved.
I want that sabre rattled in the face of US politicians for as long as the country lasts, as a warning.
>>212827485
Not watching porn causes illiteracy and short attention span....

Celery is dogshit. Carrots are the real gamechanger

>>212827458
you talk and type like a woman

>>212827190
tfw no bros to podcast and chill with

>>212827504
>Not watching porn causes illiteracy
guess he should watch some port then

>>212827547
none of them have bros. that's the point. they listen to podcasts instead

>>212827544
You wouldn't know, you didn't read it, Canada.
Also the "being simple-minded is manly" is a retarded jewop I'm always surprised people still fall for. It had nothing to do with manliness prior to "the cultural revolution".
>>212827584
The bros speaking the podcasts have bros

>>212827549
>port

new schizo?

boasting about being able to do normal things in order to prove that you're not brain damaged is NOT a good sign

>>212827549
>>212827631
GET THIS MAN SOME BOUNCING BREAST GIFS STAT, IT'S WORSENING!

>>212827458
I'm not reading all of this man

>>212827653
I swear I've seen the nofap crusader around here before, maybe not a regular but I don't think new either.

>>212827691
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>>212827549
>>212827670

nofap is based and if it weren't, then this jabroni wouldn't be so insecure about it.

>>212827708
>fictional nofap crusader vs the guy who wrote an essay to justify dedicating hours of his life to porn
hmm I wonder which one is the schizo

>>212827742
it's not an attention span thing, it's valuing my time
I'm not gonna read your essay on why staring at porn for hours is totally a valid and normal usage of your time because it isn't worth mine

>>212827631
you just spilled port on my $1500 rug

I’m anti porn and anti no fap. Fap to your oneitis, gf, or wife. Not some random woman that will never know you

I jack off like twice a week and it takes like 5 or 10 minutes it's not that deep bro

>>212827756
You're scared to reply to me because I outbullied you with faps and logic.
>>212827788
Oh I didn't realize it was you damage controlling.
I guess all of the no capitalization no reply posts sulking about it are you.
You sure are not reading my reply a lot, anon.
I accept your concession.
Please try not to be such an obnoxious faggot next time though.

my cousin came over and saw me wondering around the house in my underwear

>>212827838
god so much typing
brevity is the soul of wit my porn-addicted acquaintance

>>212827839
Finger my ass with your dick

>>212827839
>lives alone, still wears underwear while incelroaming inside
ngmi, embarrassing
>>212827856
I'm being informative and returning your confrontational attitude, not trying to be witty, you illiterate big fat faggot blody bich bastard double blody fuk u.

>>212827838
>You're scared to reply to me
no i'm just a different anon. there's no "logic" to it. it's like riding motorcycles, once you do it, you get it, and there's no explaining to those who haven't

Having an astigmatism is doodoo stinky I can't see shit

She put her hand down my pants

>>212827909
>lives alone
i live with my parents

>>212827922
>and there's no explaining to those who haven't
unfortunate but true
it's like trying to tell a crack addict to put the pipe down while they're in the middle of a bender

The gooner is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a gooner and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out"

hello

My package from china is going to arrive before my west coast package
They shipped the same day

>>212828014
wussup my nigga

I'm off this 30, but I ain't loafing, I'm on ten
WestLaneK, heard they was at that store, I slid and did my shit

Pornoids are so retarded one of them the other day couldn’t understand the difference between internet porn in the current age vs magazines and shit back in the day, as if having millions of titties and pussies on a single search instantly anywhere you are isn’t different than having to pay for magazines or sneak on from your parents

>>212828059
the guy who rubs his balls on every package is running late and we have to wait for him

>>212828059
common zhōngguó W

I am Chinese!

looking for casual shoes to casually walk in

>>212828161
i like a good florsheim shoe

>>212828161
Tom's shoes. Lets bring them back

Why do these switch 2 restocks have to be at target and not best buy or gamestop….target is where I go to grocery shop and see cute women, I don’t want to be branded a gamercel by them….

>>212828069
hows it going?

>>212828161
Best shoes you'll never own

>>212827989
You didn't call me a gooner though and also a gooner is a special gay "lifestyle" mental illness
>>212828088
The truth is, you tried your queer little faux-moralizing on someone innately better than you in every way, and got bodied for it like the freak you are.
Since you're too underage to figure out how to accept your humiliating moral defeat with a smidgen of dignity, I'm just going to switch to zero effort "this tranny seething" variants from here on

>>212828194
my local target is all caged up fucking urkels....

this nigga is still here defending his porn addiction lol

when is this gooner's melty gonna simmer down

>>212828223
sheit mang it do be going good how about chu

>>212828264
this tranny seething

>I'm not mad!
>writes 100 paragraphs to defend being addicted to porn
hmmm gets the neurons firing

>>212828283
this buck breaking (stop queueing samefags, we can see the second you post)

>>212828227
ill never want to own those stupid looking things

>>212828318
this tranny boilin

>>212828331
Thats why i wrote what i did. They are ugly but nothing is comfier

only man children like nintendo

>>212828371
true that homie except the gamecube

shalom. Rabbi Schwarz here

feeling horny i think im gonna jerk off to ai brown women

>>212828227
I have a pair of these but a different model. Feels nice but still need to break them in before running full speed in them. They have a streetwear style one that looks a little nicer but most of them are for outdoors or exercise not meant to look nice for fags

nothing but hits in '85 from larson

My ass is better than yours

>>212828371
This is true for all video games

>>212828371
I mog you irl. So if I’m a manchild, you must be a mantoddler in comparison.

LOL

Dont jack off.
It will end your life and you won't stop chasing the dragon.

>>212828532
I did yesterday
i blew my load to a pale redhead girl

>>212828522
>Why I'm a pokemon creature
>You must be an improved kind of pail of water

>>212828287
doing fine

>>212828532
this egg mildly percolatin

>>212828511
i dont know anyone who was excited for the switch 2

Is it true that the Japanese PM got murked because he told them to stop watching troon toon porn and have sex?

'85. helluva year

>>212828613
No, it's because the cult he was in got an old woman to spend her fortune and her son decided to murder a scammer for the noble motivation of no longer being future rich with money he didn't earn.
The Japanese are a laugh a minute, funny little buggers.
Also, this tranny steamin

everything was better 25 years ago

billy don't be a hero

>>212828511
i refuse to believe the switch 2 is that popular

hustle hard

>>212828941
ok but do you have to make it anti-Semitic

>>212828965
yes

>>212828984
fuck off

i trust our president, stop talking about epstein

I got a cool chinese style mug at the thrift store. I'm gonna drink tea out of it later, but I'm drinking coffee this morning out of my christmas mug

>>212829047
*keeps talking about it*

>>212829093
did my posts inspire you to go to the thrift store

>Shlomo Goldberg chairs the federal reserve
>loans money to middle man bank owned by his cousin Finkle Silverstein at 0% interest fully insured no risk
>Silverstein loans to goys at 30%
>and rightoids and capitalists have the gall to talk about free markets

>>212829135
I'm a regular thrift store browser. However, I did see your posts, and it made me glad to know that there is another admirer of the vintage and antique in this thread

>>212829164
>governments does something free market advocates don't like
>they complain about it incessantly
>tranny pedophile gets radicalized into communist brainrot online
>calls anyone who isn't a communist a "capitalist" and a "fascist"
>larps to the extreme for decades as mind continues to rot
>BUT WHY DA CAPITALISTS DON'T ACCUALLY LIKE FREE MARKET? AFTER ALL DA FED EXIST! IF MARKET NOT FREE HOW CAN DEY WANT IT TO BE??? WELL CAPITALISTS??? YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MONEY SINCE I SAID YOU WERE, SO WHY YOU NOT???
Blow your retard brains out faggot.

Not a fan of epstein or the jews but what do people think will happen if the list is released? Do they really think anything will change? Country has already become racially unrecognizable in many of the biggest cities and people fall in line with shit that affect them everyday like that, but some rich elite club being a bunch of pedos is what will tip them over the edge?

My thrift store is a domestic violence shelter. I was wondering why it has no store sign

There was a huge upset in my niche sport that no one outside of the sport's community cares about

>>212829236
:)))))

>>212829290
I LOVE TENNIS

>>212829258
one year ago "mass deportation" was universally laughed at and mocked by the public as a fantasy, there was that photo of old boomers waving mass deportation flags at a rally that went viral for how out of touch they were.

now it's finally happening, for the first time in 70 years conservatives are actually winning at something, and now it'll all be nuked come midterms because apparently the epstein file is more important

>>212829247
>low IQ shitpost
>carrying water for jews
Be less predictable.

a girl i went to middle school and high school accepted my friend request just now

I love Eva Lys

>>212829341
Not tennis...

>>212829416
when I was in 5th grade I added someone on facebook and he declined it and I was offended so I tried to hit him in the face with a lock in the gym locker room and almost got suspended

>>212829365
>it's happening
It's not. He's also giving most amnesty. You ate up propaganda, a handful of performative deportations, a drop in the bucket, while the vast majority of the horde is accepted and the low wage slave class replacing you is cemented forever.

>>212829290
What sport? In one of my niche sports this man came from South Africa with little experience in international events and still working his day job as an electrical engineer and easily beat the past two winners. Insane story…

>>212829474
retard

>>212829476
Not him but where is proof of this amnesty? Last I heard they called it off

>>212829493
damn he's huge

I want to drink

>>212829525
you sound like a coward, I definitely would have bullied you in middle school

when is my real life going to start

drinking covfefe

>>212829557
you'd try and then get suspended

>>212829571
2 more weeks

>>212829584
no I only got suspended once even though I had it threatened probably a dozen times
I was good at convincing my principal to just give me detentions

I want to fucking die. Im unlovable uninteresting and ugly as fuck

Good morning, doing my gacha dailies

you say you a princess well im the queen bitch x

>take out a huge loan
>buy a cheap plot of land in bumfuck nowhere (it's cheap because it's in the middle of bumfuck nowhere)
>buy a bunch of solar panels
>sell excess power generation to the grid
>pay back loan with the sale of power
>buy a new solar panel whenever one breaks
explain to me why this wouldn't work

I AM SO FUCKING UGLY
HOLY SHIT JUST PUT ME DOWN. HOW UGLY I AM

Rude poster hour

>>212829672
Kys

if you know women love criminals why aren't you out there doing crime

>>212829684
sounds flawless you should do it

>>212829548
Second place is 6’8 400lbs and a monster as well. The sport doesn’t test so it’s expected they’re all on some amount of roids

>>212829493
It's not THAT niche, but you don't hear many normies talking about it. It's wrestling. A high schooler beat a world champion
https://youtu.be/OvoVExnQFLo?feature=shared

going to smoke weed and play gears of war on the xbox 360

Drop some youtube slop to watch

>>212829774
i'm gonna leave my carmine here, can you watch him while i'm gone? thanks

>>212829688
how ugly?

>>212829805
>>212829805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vABOFleXLJQ

>>212829821
when i took him to the beach people asked me what i used for bait

>>212829476
source?

finna goon byebye

>>212829805
>>212829916
modern day humanity is so beautiful!!!!

>>212829684
no bank is going to loan you the amount of money for it to be profitable and if so itll take a decade to maybe break even and no bank will give you a 10 year loan term especially if you have done nothing business-wise and there will be improved solar and battery technology anyway after that time

Why did Reddit and TikTok think Hunter Shafer was going to be cast as Zelda
Are they not aware of Japan’s distaste for all Jasonkin?

Just took a sip of the covfefe and a need to shit came over me

4channel is an anime website.

>>212830106
what an ugly faggot hahahhaa

If 4chan was an anime website there wouldn’t be boards dedicated to only anime
Simple as
/int/ is an anti-anime board and /cum/ is anti-anime

Tried running again today but my shins were sore. Gonna wait a day. Lifted weights though. Hoping core exercises will help my lower back pain. Also had a protein shake and healthy breakfast.

>>212829954
maaan no good deed goes unpunished. it's crazy how barely profitable this would be to create and sell a resource that is in great demand.

>>212830106
he'd pass as a local basically anywhere in the southern hemisphere, 'cept australia

>>212830140
many are saying this
some even say "gas yourself weeaboo faggot"

I am not anti-anime I am anti-degeneracy (homosexuality and troonism) which just happens to be every fan of anime

Jason be like the internet is made for gay porn because there’s gay porn on there

>>212829722
That is nuts. Wrestling is cool, I think it’s hard to get a huge following here as it doesn’t have a pro scene that competes with boxing and ufc, and as an outsider some of the more technical rules and freestyle vs grecoroman makes it harder to get into compared to boxing

if men were not created to drink and drive then there would not be liquor stores within driving distance from homes

still coofing

i watched a anime once

>>212830212
American Folkstyle wrestling is one of the few things I get genuinely patriotic about. It's our own native style of wrestling, and a lot of people don't think about it when they list off typical American sports, like football, basketball, baseball, etc

>>212830237
Thought I'd ask an expert this: If a cop asks you to do a field sobriety test and you are sober, should you do it?

Once you watched dragonball, fullmetal alchemist, and steins;gate, you can pretty much give anime a rest. At that point you've seen the majority of the good stuff

>>212830285
might be because wrestling isn't a sport

>>212830266
i did too about 15 years ago to try to get into it because i had some buddies into anime then i realized anime is fuckin gay so i didnt watch anymore

>>212830318
you should ask him if you're being detained over and over until he lets you go

>>212830330
Explain your reasoning

>>212830318
yes because not doing it could be failure to obey a lawful order and then you would go to jail even if you weren't dui

>>212830328
i feel the opposite, i'll gladly chuck on a comedy to ease the mind, but i can't be bothered to watch that power-level battle crap where they're making nascar revving sounds at each other

>>212830330
Okay retard, and I’m sure jerking off to your Chinese cartoons in your moms basement is huh?

>>212830363
it's like calling theater a sport

>>212830374
Yes.

>>212830374
ayooo this boy seething

i am an otaku and im half gay and you are a normalfaggot election tourist BITCH and jesus was circumcised(jewish)

>>212830419
cow tools art style lol

>>212830387
Are you trolling or do you genuinely not know the difference between pro wrestling and the actual sport of wrestling (Olympic styles of wrestling, folkstyle wrestling)

>neighbors are moving out
>world is changing
its all so grim

bruh my parcel been out for delivery for 3 hours
where tf is it

>>212830578
The world you grew up in no longer exists
We must retvrn

hey everybody John Coger here

>>212830744
Hey, John. I'm going to lock you in a cage and tape your hands together so you can't masturbate. Sound alright?

>>212830237
Drunk driving used to be legal back when men were men

>>212830400
My dad got me an ultraman statue for christmas last year

>>212830770
hell no dude

hey everybody Jon Corzine here

It’s that painful combination of both grey skies and sunny and I c ant see shit

>>212830794
I've always wanted a costume. I would slap at those halloween parties. Or any other excuse to wear it. That or John Dark Souls

Evens watch manga.
Odds play my Nintendo 3 Dimensional Dual Screen Extra Large.

>gorgeous persian girl with big tits ive been lusting after is dating some roided up chinese dyke with shitty prototypical zoomer tattoos
its over

>>212830980
Canada is such a wild place...

>>212830980
When I was in college there was a gay fat chinese guy and a blond haired blue eyed fit nordic chad looking guy dating, was very odd!

>>212830980
It's really, really weird that I get Lawrence of Arabia vibes from this post

>>212830980
Post the tits

>>212831007
why is pepe doing the gen Z stare

I dated a Persian girl in highschool
Her dad told me God isn’t real totally unprompted

>>212831223
why'd you x her eyes like you're going to kill her

>>212831223
holy shit she really does have those mesopotamian cradle of civilization juggeroonis

>>212831305
>Persian
>Mesopotamian
What an utter buffoon….

>>212831223
sexo

>>212831348
SHE'S IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OKAY

I'm the only person in a course at university, but its lectures are combined with another class, making it 3 students per lecture

>>212831292
was he smart?

>>212831432
Yeah they became extremely rich years after we broke up
Should’ve married her…..

>>212831457
Should've married me

>>212831405
Back when I was in college I was the only person who showed up for one of my microbiology classes after the first week

reddit is down

>>212831223
now post the chinee

Redditpaki is about to go nuclear
I can tell it’s him who said Reddit is down

>>212829385
No I just told the truth and you kvetched same as always.

>>212831519
it's over...

define commiserate

>>212831457
I assumed he would be if he's from Iran and an atheist

The Crying Game was slop

>>212831516
It always feels so awkward. The professor for this class is also a genius and very intense. I can't just show up and listen without participating

The Jews are literally why Terrone doesnt have a job
I have it on good authority that the poster who did it wasn’t a regular /cum/ poster but a tourist who happened upon Terrone and is a member of the Tribe

>>212831592
Commiserate means to express or feel sympathy or pity for someone who’s experiencing misfortune or hardship. It’s often used when people share sorrow or offer comfort during tough times.
Quick Breakdown:
- Part of speech: Verb
- Pronunciation: kuh-MIZ-uh-rayt
- Origin: From Latin commiserari — com- (“with”) + miserari (“to lament”)
Examples:
- She commiserated with her friend after the breakup.
- We all gathered to commiserate over the team's loss.
Synonyms:
- Console
- Sympathize
- Comfort
- Show compassion
If you’re ever stuck in a long line at the DMV, and someone sighs next to you—feel free to commiserate. Misery loves company, after all. Want to explore how this word shows up in literature or pop culture?

>>212831223
DAYYUMM

>>212831613
He didn't lose his job thougheverbeit he was he yesterday saying he was looking for a new one at his current job

The Jews made me post my full name, address, job, face, LinkedIn, parents' wedding pictures, and pictures of fat ugly women I've fucked (without their permission)

is being a licensed HAM an ick?

>>212831713
what is a licensed HAM? do you sit in the meats aisle at the grocery store?

>>212831647
Forced resignation to not pay unemployment

I don't care about Terrone because he's brown.

>>212831713
Yeah, bitches hate secret societies.
But what are you gonna do, let the fucking goblins run rampant over Lumbridge for some gremlin cave pussy?

>>212831742
why would you hit post on this

>>212831775
He's an Aryan he would have been Hitler's top guy

>>212831756
Would.

Jason is a good guy and I think he would be a great addition to the team if he were to be a part of the team in the future and he would be the first to be a good addition to the squad for the next season of the league and the next season of the team that will be the first team to be named in the league in the same year as the team that won the league title in the first place in the first round of the playoffs

interesting concept

the most exciting part of my week is looking at the latest grocery store flyers

theres a cute pajeeta at my job but every time she microwaves food it smells like a middle school locker room
why does their food smell so bad

>>212831756
she's probably using those big persian jugs as a speed bag right this second and there's nothing we can do about it

I can’t believe there’s posters ITT who have never ever motorboated some absolutely giant titties

holy kek
>29-year-old Kanwarjyot Singh Manoria

AAAAGGGH I LOST MY WALLET AGAIN

Imagine spreading a girl‘s pussy lips and then inserting your penis in her vagina

>>212832051
I’ve done this

>>212832031
i didn't include enough context; this is a death threat against brampton's mayor. i don't know much about brampton but from what i know so far it is a particlarly bad canadian city. sorry if i'm wrong canada

>>212831947
ask for a bite

>>212832082
Egregious!

>>212832051
gay

>>212832005
I wish I could

>>212832005
i haven't earned it yet until i get a gf

I only motorboated two girls
18 year old blonde blue eyed catholic school girl and a 28 year old Latina

>>212832141
The Reverend Derek Chauvin…

>>212832031
One can only imagine what he said to get in shit
>I vill fuck you bloody bastard bich saar

>>212832250
Told a phone scammer that I fucked his dad in his hairy asshole and he started screaming at me that he’ll kill me
Very funny

Women have been giving me FUCK ME eyes all day

>>212832291
i haven't seen a girl in real life in eight months

>>212832286
Idk if you’ve ever had the pleasure of sending one of those brown, pot-bellied midgets into a blind rage IRL, but it’s hilarious

boutta have an interview
it's entry level, in the trades, but i also have no xp outside of school shit how do i stand out?

last weekend i noticed that swim trunks make my dick look huge
i might in fact be a shower because i sure as hell aint a grower

>>212832401
im a tub

>>212832358
Roughen up your hands with sand paper and give the man a firm handshake

>>212832358
pull your cock out and piss into your own mouth

>>212832250
Apparently he threatened the mayor's 5 year old son kek

i cant order candy and chocolate on amazon during the summer because it all melts together in the hot truck

bf has been drinking and eating pineapple lately, I don't know that its made much of a difference

>>212832358
>I have no experience in the trades but I have a lot of experience sucking cocks and that experience could be yours if you give me the job

>>212832631
Kys

>>212832658
I only have a step sister

>>212832658
>key yourself
locked af

>>212832676
kiss her and hug her

heartbreak is setting in and i'm waiting for the bump limit to express my disgruntled feelings about dating

Fuck queerbec

>>21283274
JANMAN WILL NOT LIKE THIS

>>212832358
good luck

I goon therefore I am

>>212832631
it tastes different if you swallow it

>>212832631
tell your bf that pineapple isn't peaty

momberg is picking up gyros for lunch

>>212832992
It’s time to move out

i was born in le wrong generation but unironically

>>212833053
No

>>212832991
What’s he doing here, bros?
>>212833072
This
I was meant to be a soldier in the army of Ashurbanipal

>>212824934 (OP)
Shitting.

i cant date a woman that smokes weed or vapes or watches anime or plays video games

New
>>212833107
>>212833107

>>212832992
me wandering this wretched planet waiting for my death

>>212833072
We all were born too late to not suffer from the Jeetening.