>>150640035
>opening catch phrase will change
This is a tragedy.

>>82388801
They will all sleep easy tonight knowing some random fucking soap shop thousands of miles away is closed for the day

Everyones fucked in the head kek

Why are so many Discord users suddenly getting hacked and having their accounts start sending Mr. Beast spam as of late completely independently of each other?

Is it cucked to let your wife/gf go to a male gynecologist? Just out of principle?

>>213911950
to może powinni osadzić grę gdzieś indziej?

be me
>obviously not big or scary looking at all, always get hit up by panhandlers or people just asking for directions
>get into theater right before the movie starts
>its packed
>manage to squeeze my way to my seat (its right in the very center) only to find it taken by some dude sitting with his friends wearing one of those douchey snapbacks
>i tell him i think he's got the wrong seat
>at this point the movie is starting and i'm the only one standing jammed in between peoples legs and the seats
>he says its his seat
>i show him my ticket to prove it
>he admits his mistake and says someone in the next row must have his seat in which case i better go take it up with them
>im so taken off guard i freeze up and stand there for several seconds with my mouth hanging open like an asshole cause i cant believe he actually said that
>gradually become aware of everyones annoyance and their eyes boring into me
>snapback guy loses his patience and tells me to get the hell out of here cause i'm blocking their view
>accept my loss and have to squeeze my way back out of the row again like a bitch
>manage to find some cuck seat in the back but can't concentrate on the movie cause i kept replaying what happened in my head and what i should have said or done instead but there was nothing and i wasn't joe pesci's character in Casino
>it was the ultimate, most perfect brutal mogging to end all moggings
>cant even remember the movie or what it was about

>>213726831
why are latinxos like that?
nobody mentioned trannies niggers or america

>>213546202
zrobiliśmy tak kiedyś z kolegami
pleśniawka mi potem wyszła

>>938022282
>gay characters are ok as long as you never know they are gay unless you read a wiki page that cites a tweet by one of the devs a month after release

>>82052092
Congratulations on only slightly abusing drugs again lad

I assume you will go clean off the fucking rails now as a reward for only drinking 8 cans last night?

Junkies are all the same kek

>>81967893
>flights to spain start at 15 quid

Yeah, no chance minimum wage could afford that ridiculous price lad...

>>81955565
based cycling OP

do you also get comments from people who get out of breath walking up a flight of stairs that you "aren't eating right?"

aka not eating the same massive amounts of slop they do?

Im by no means a fitness freak, ive just always enjoyed cycling, get frequent retarded questions from friends
>"WHY are you cycling??"
>because i want to
>"B-B-But you HAVE A motorcycle!"
>yes, i like my motorcycle but i also like my bicycle
>Looks of utter confusion and disgust
>"Well WHY not just sell it then??"
>mfw

>>511235345
You should be able to answer this

>>716169705
so you cant play them even if you paid?

>>81903390
>"hai guyzzzz xDDD femanon here"
>doesn't post tits
>just farming attention because OP is actually a mentally ill tranny
Oh hello OP nice to see (You) again.
just kidding
ywnbaw

>>212942036
I accidentally mentioned raising the stakes twice in the same sentence in a weird unnatural way. I can't fucking do this anymore, its getting harder and harder to go on

Need an update on timmys squash levels asap lids

Im not reading all that OP

Everyone knows fast food workers are the lowest of the low IQ apes

Why do people act like this was correct and supposed to be accepted by the audience and not just an early warning sign of the tibetan dudes being crazy extremists?

Is it sad that I went to the kinoplex alone to watch Superman?

>>81778090
you still are an immature rat at 24 lad

>>81774990
>humble yourself
>only
do prots actually think about what it means or do they not?

myślicie że dziewczyny mają mokro w majtach jak widzą hornyposting?
jak anonki sobie piszą że chcieliby gwałcić femcelki?

>>81755910
i think it gives their lives meaning, ive tired to have this discussion with a buddy who is a massive fucking retard and looses his car keys 24/7 and it makes 0 difference

>>81755931
>loosing all your shit is considered having a life

Shut up lad lmao

>>40321318
That's the thing I'm against
>Mfw
>I wanna suck cock

>>81732464
Very noncey post this

>>81731696
>depressed,tired,gloomy
Hes already like this , fucking great, just double the fucking misery to deal with

I suggested cutting it down slowly but that's silly apparently, just cold turkey it (he did quit smoking cold turkey many years ago with little issue so maybe hes got it in him tbqh)

Nothing worse than that no motivation, tired, yawning all the time, 1 word answers fucking grumping away watching slop on facebook with that cold dead stare (thats most afternoons before the cunt wakes up properly)

>>81700371
Honestly couldn't tell you a single fucking thing i done in 2016

Put a gun to my head, i could tell you FUCK ALL about that entire year

>>81632582
Im not defending them lad, 45-60% of your annual income going to tax, you look at the fucking state of the country and these pricks want more because "oh well you have more so gibs more"

Id be long gone lmao

how do black woman's hair feel like?

>>81575002
>average junior doctor salary in the UK, 30k
>average junior doctor salary in Australia, 60k

I have NO idea why everyone doesnt want to work in the NHS, real head scratcher de lid

>>211977300
wait untill you find out people do this outside of scandi cunts
homeless people dont hibernate in the winter

>>211973072
naaaaaah

>>28470366
>No ride aids, heavy, probably a lot of torque

What is the issue here?
No aids to fuck with your riding, lots of torque to deal with the weight

Sounds like low test to me

>>81552584
it wouldn't matter if was minimum wage shit or some high paying fancy job, you still would come up with some excuse to sit on your arse all day doing fuck all lad

mumberg is kicking off because you are a massive waste of space and somehow proud of it

>>211901212
tldr?

Instead of getting a job I'm no lifeing MMOs at 33 and still living with my parents

>>81510935
she has the eyes of a drug addict

>>712626025
Eehhhh i'm not sure if that's a thing to be proud of buddy

im glad they are banning this shit hole

Fucking dolly drama and tripfag gossip is shite and its ALL you cunts want to ever talk about