Thread 82905533

Hadush Kebatu edition

Friday night wuppagrind x

Love browns me x

Love blacks me x

Free my boy Hadush

Bet he hiding in a York pub cellar.

>have irregular annoying but minor health issue
>finally google it as it's weird and assume I'm just misunderstanding it
>multiple counts of people having the same issue
>"oh yeah that's mini brain seizures"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwaJnj6pfY
>With all of this, the first thing that i did... Was absolutely nothing

Yeah that's a well-known feelio right there

Always very satisfying to watch thru these types of fixer-upper kinos

>>82905586
he comes across as a nice mild autism lad but then with way more science ability and money than the regulars here

>>82905594
>with way more science ability and money than the regulars here
Speak for yourself bucko.

Pasta with mustard and grated cheese. It lush

>>82905612
where's your liquid nitrogen maker cobbled together from random but expensive ebay and alibaba equipment from china then lad?

Lads I have a confession.
I don't like mustard or brown sauce.

Just farted me X

>>82905632
That one's too normie for me lad. A bit pedestrian, so I haven't bothered.

>>82905576
A brain seizure isn't mini anything anon. Ring your GP on Monday, and get it checked out.

>>82905633
What about mustard and brown sauce mixed together?

>He confirmed Kebatu had boarded a train at about lunchtime and was "at large in London".
Watch out any London lads. Though he's probably the least of your worries down there!

>>82905650
I intend to. It's been happening for a few years but it would pop up for a minute then fuck off. I put it off as bad eyes or something, and then it was such a weird issue I assumed I was just making a big deal of it.
Just not so nice to see a big thread of like 10s of others with the same problem and then "my neurologist" etc

Wish I could have a life ending brain seizure

For my whole life I've been told that my green hunter eyes are beautiful; I'm above average height, I've been fit for my entire life, I have wavy fair hair, I have low facial fat, I have a relatively strong jawline with good beard genetics to match. By all measures I should be on top of the world right now, yet here I am, a chud, with nothing to show for any of it...

Imagine being Kebatu right now. He's probably holed up at a mate's gaff somewhere having a right laugh.

>>82905666
Isn't there CCTV of literally every square inch? How can they be spending several hours failing to find him, unless they don't want to?

>>82905703
lil bro forgot to work on his personality

>>82905727
They all look the same init

>>82905747
I was nerfed. I'm antisocial and hate everything.

>>82905679
>"my neurologist"
mad when americans just casually say things like this

>>82905763
Yeah the sentence was like "I see my neurologist once a year" which blew my fucking mind.
Which is bad given they seemed to suggest my mind might be blowing up by itself.

>>82905703
Pathetic post tbqh

>>82905703
>green hunter eyes
I can't tell what colour my eyes are. At first they look green but the more you look at them they also start to look bluish grey.

>Kebatu was even handed a 76 GBP subsistence payment
It'd be racist not to give him a little bonus head-start innit

>>82905679
No, I'd imagine it gets the noggin jogging. >>82905698
That only works if you see a shooting star, or rub one off to a genie or something.

>>82905703
bananas that

>>82905806
The genie blows out the spout and then gets sucked off back in

>>82905824
Ah, and you have to make the wish before it goes back in, got it. I'll remember that for next time I find one.

wonder what Hadush is doing rn

>>82905831
Yeah it's a quickie, need to take the bull by the horn and make it count while you can

>>82905845
Living large in Khan's sanctuary city.

Friday night dreamcore vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qEYI0wbP5s

Are you ready for Halloweeeeeeeeen?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P7vIT6ri8dM

Watching her from my tinted windows. Yeah better run home with the girlies. Safety in numbers.

>>82905921
Never gave a shit about it, even as a kid.

Took this piccy wiccy at Flamingo Land last week.

Thought crossy would like it. He'll remember that clown ride. Dreamcore vibes x

>>82905977
Did you live in a "violent home"?

>>82905983
Is Lost River back open yet? I heard they were rebuilding it.

>>82906000
Nah I lived in a stable home with both Ma and Pa. Just wasn't one for whimsy outside of Christmas. Didn't like my birthday much either.
Now I hate it cos I dunno if I'm meant to have sweets in case kids knock, but kids never knock, so do I bother

>>82905845
Probably in some dingy council flat in Tower Hamlets smoking weed with his relatives who already managed to game the asylum system

>>82906030
Put a sign in your window saying free candy

>>82906030
ta. Well "A man who sleeps with a machete under his pillow is a fool every night but one" springs to mind...
When the sprogs come calling here some of them dont have proper bags for sweets. So I always get a few plastic pumpkin and plastic cauldrons on strings now for them to take as well as 190% sugar overload stuff for them.

>>82905983
that's some Half-Life 2 shit, good pic lad.

When your VN has a sulfuric acid up the arse and pussy scene out of nowhere.

>>82906028

Were still working on it when I was there last week. They won't open it now as the park closes for the winter period soon. It will likely be open for the public in spring. Also one of the workers there I was chatting to told me the flip flop ride is getting removed next year as the repairs are too costly. Never liked that ride anyway so not bothered me.

>>82906058
Suspiciously nonce behaviour

so if you go out and do SOME work, that proves you can do it so the DWP takes you out of the work-related support group. so you get less bennies, and then you have to work more? for doing what you're SUPPOSED to.

make it make sense.

>>82906075
tell about the SPH incident, lid

>>82906057
>>82906058
Only been here a couple years, and last time i just left a big bucket of sweets out front saying "take what you want" and they took fuck all.
I just know the time I don't bother buying shit is when they'll turn up.

Still waiting to see how much my UC will be. Has anyone worked out better off from moving from ESA?

>>82906110
>for doing what you're SUPPOSED to.
Who says you're supposed to be working if you're in the LCW or LCWRA groups? It's literally in the name that you have limited capability. Still if you can work then you don't need to be in those groups so yes if you choose to do some work you should have to do more work

>>82906046
Hadush smoking that hakush fr fr

>>82906071
mad I know exactly what game this is

Love some smoked haddock, desu.

>>82906127

Even though I was dreading it I've actually been slightly better off on UC. I think you get your statement about 4 days before your due to be paid. At least I do.

Any you lads ever been to space?

>>82906135
true, but it's like you get punished for doing...more. of course you'd want to stay there.

and i know that's still a lot better than the old JSA/ESA system (work 17 works instead of 16? or for a penny over minimum wage? bye-bye bennies.)

>>82906173
You can't have it both ways pal. Either you're not capable of working and you get your bennies or you're capable of working and get your wages. Not sure what else you expect.

>>82906164
Yes, lad. I have it all sorted. I find out what I'll be paid on the 4th of November. Do you yet paid on the same dates every month? It was a bollocks at first because my mum was my appointee on ESA but just to speak for me, not to manage my money... so the job centre staff were being cunts.

>all the girls on vivastreet are ugly Romanians
Whats the point anymore lads?

>>82906187
Don't forget the fat saggy South Americans.

lollin' at these BANNED Pokemon episode fansubs.
like, oh aye we'll keep the English names but it'll be:
>Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town, use your Bulbasaur to help save KAIZA-SAN.

>>82906184

Yeah you get paid on the same day of every month unless it falls on a weekend then you get it on the Friday. Still got another 2 weeks until I get paid phwoaaaaar not skint though thankfully.

>>82906212
Ash-senpai... teach me... how to love...

>>82906168
Every night pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0f-2P3luxU

>>82906202
Yeah the totally real Brazilian girls

Is there a new place to find prozzies or something

>>82906234
there have been a few 'Satoshi-kun's but they just become 'Ash' (as they should).

i miss the clusterfuck that was fansubs. i know there are still groups but they all seem pretty sensible now. (or they just rip the professional translations.)

That Waitrose spastic will lose his bennies now and have to work full time. Spacker bennies aren't a top up for part time work or an excuse to only work when you feel like it. If you can work you don't get the bennies. Simple as.

cor, Goosebumps marathon videos.

can anyone remember/recommend any good (or funny) ones? 'Welcome To Camp Nightmare' was gr8.

same question for Are You Afraid of the Dark? too, why not.

Got some people coming out next month to do an energy sufficiency check of my gaff. Hope this means I'll get a grant for some stuff or at least some energy credit vouchers. Oh aye.

Will's bellend hitting Ruth's cervix

>>82906271
he'll still get PIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKPtNIiW_5o

>*Taps signington*

This lill nibba's being propped up by glowies as well

His task is to get the older zoomeroids pumped for WW3 and the (((draft)))

Garn neck this wustlerz and watch this Family Guy Halloween special then I'm off to beddingtons.

>>82906336
>Say Cheese and Die!
>Ghost Camp
Are pretty fun ones.

>The Haunted Mask
Scariest. Still pretty spooky to this day tbqhwyf.

All of the
>Night of the Living Dummy
Are the most memorable for me.

>>82906351
Aren't you still in the spastic care home?

>>82906384
jealous de lid x

>>82906336
Stay out of the basement
One day at horrorland

average reform voter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPJBTX1o1r4

Pee girl is my basement slut

Snuggled up in beddingtons thinking about all the people doing their wollocks in right now on this rainy Friday night. Rather them than me x

>>82906578
>This is why you should lock your door
nice victim blaming

>>82906604
looking forward to an extra hour in bed tomorrow

>>82906609

Aye can't complain an extra hour of snooze times. Oh aye.

>>82906393
>>Say Cheese and Die!
oh hey it's Ryan Gosling.

aye that was fun. also watched picrel. remember the book had a bit more to it, they really to chop these down to half an hour.

>Ghost Camp
wasn't a TV episode, do you mean Welcome to Camp Nightmare? it's what's got me watching these now: decided to watch a random episode and i picked this. best fucking ending lmao.

>>The Haunted Mask
next it is.

>>82906462
<3

>>82905533 (OP)
He looks like a fusion of George Floyd e Mussolini kek.

>>82906734
Well the Italians did colonise Ethiopia.

off to sleep now

good night!

I wonder if Ruth and her boyfriend had sexual intercourse tonight.

Fudge packer Kevin Spacey

>that first sip of a crisp lager
oh aye

>>82906675
>wasn't a TV episode, do you mean Welcome to Camp Nightmare?
Talking about the books lad. Actually never watched any of the series, just read most of them when I was a lil lad.

Got really into Sumo wrestling recently

>guinness world record TV show making jokes about how women can't parallel park
it was a different time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3F8kLoazGg

corr Mussolini's granddaughter this

>>82907278
>jokes about how women can't parallel park
Where's the joke?

>Release i've been waiting on to drop for almost a year has just been thrown up

Kino

Spaffed just now me

I did didn't i

Saved just in the Nick of time. We was on page 9.

Awake now. Had a dream where Tim Heidecker was in eastenders. Not sure why.

and another 14 hours of lorrying done, apparently doing shifts like this all week isnt enough and they want me to work sunday now kek, get fucked abbie

Wondering what I will do with three hours of free electricity from Mr Octopus Energyberg today from midday to 3pm. I might treat myself to a bath filled from kettle boils.

The depraved things I would do with these two. Proper trouble for me if caught

>>82909286
One on the right is quite attractive, face like a slapped arse though. But the left? Fuckin ell why the long face love?

>>82909392
left could eat an apple on one bite

>>82909510
I know bloody hell! Wouldn't want to share an apple with her!

>>82908834
>give dossers "free" electric
>they can't resist being greedy
>recalculate their monthly usage
?????
PROFIT!!!

Off to beddingtons

Is it not X

>>82907518
we talking dvd, music, game, or wot

just woken up and already CBA

>>82909286
Fucking hell Katherine has fallen off a cliff, she used to be cheap hotness like the hooters dancer she once was, but what the fuck is that
That is Katherine Ryan right and not a skinmask

>>82909737
Get on the pregabalins my laddie

The government is totally illegitimate.

>>82905533 (OP)
The prison system calls this sort of thing "releases in error". What's really shocking is that they're
1) not particularly rare (262 last year alone)
2) climbing rapidly

>>82909949
So that thing in tv and films where the hackers hack the prison system to get someone released early are based in reality. Neat.

>>82909949
I don't really get how it happens though. Would it be mistaken identity?
Really you'd assume there are like 2 or 3 steps to getting released, where they check your name, appearance, cross reference at least one thing, then send you on your way.
Even if its "oops you looked like the other guy", don't they keep forcing facial recognition on the public? Can't that solve it in places where it's actually needed?

>>82909961
Someone with access to the systems smashes that "release prisoner" button

>>82909920
Fuck off then you mong nobody wants you here anyway

What the fuck is up with Selena Gomez?

>>82909961
It's called anarcho-tyranny. The government simultaneously fails to protect its citizens from violent crime (or otherwise dangerous/anti-civilisational elements) while also punishing the law-abiding and innocent for minor or non-violent conduct (and/or implementing draconian regulation/control over their lives which is not extended to the criminal elements).

Everybody if you can, do the Bartman!
Shake your body, turn it out, if you can, man!
Front to back, to the side, yes you can, can!
Everybody in the house, do the Bartman!

>>82909977
Too much ozempic

>>82909999
Nice post, nice numbers

>>82909977
I think the only wall I've seen hit harder is Ariana Grande.

>>82909977
>What the fuck is up with Selena Gomez?
She's bonkers.

>>82909999
Checkem'd

>>82910072
Not him but, I was going to say katie price, but she did that to herself.

Getting close to that time of day again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Ii76pXJ0Y

Where does Lollers live?

>>82910139
In a mansion somewhere.

>>82910145
>somewhere
Where?

Some younglins have never heard this. Bonkers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h-JYx76QNM
>>82910156
>Where?
Some

>>82910109
They all do it to themselves, but yeah I guess there's natural "wall" and "they hit the wall, try to cope, then make it worse". Katie Price always looked pretty fucking plastic mind.

Emma Watson is the only other one that comes to mind, but I can't tell if that's just a couple bad ghoul-ish photos or the norm for her.

*informs the apus that the clocks will be going back tonight*

>>82910254
How will we tell the time? This is ridiculous, I have appointments next week. Fugg it, I'm not sending mine back.

>>82910254
>"Do you know that this time yesterday it was REALLY only 11am but TODAY its 10am!!
>isnt that mad?????

Every fucking year without fail im subjected to this shit, twice a year infact

>>82910254
Do wish we'd get rid of it.
It being dark earlier isn't that big a deal.

What happens if you use a sundial to tell the time?

>>82910271
You're out of time with the rest of the world but that's it.

think i'll make 4 large burritos to eat in one sitting today for din dins

Stupendous poo that was

>>82910271
Do you use a sundial?

>>82910301
Not personally, but I assume somebody somewhere does.

The tyrants want us spackers to work in unpaid positions forever. Not me. If you aren't paying me then you can fuck off.

HHL takes tiny shits. Like a goat.

>>82910335
I don't have a digital ID so can't work. Soz.

>>82910335
No (free) work, no bennies, simple as.

Do they have digital IDs in Turkey?

>>82910335
This little lad had to have a social worker with him at all times while he was putting tins of beans on a shelf. How grim must that have been? Might as well have been stocking the shelves herself. Honestly what's the point.

>>82910347
Yep, need them to buy shoes.

Just had some chippy wippies down the seafront. It lush. Life's better when you're not wungover x

is mixing xanax with alcohol a bad idea?
i need it to function in vrchat

>>82910363
Try it, and report back with results. Don't forget to wear safety goggles.

>>82910265
Aye glad someone else is sick of the normieisms like the clocks going back/forward. Does my fucking nut in.

luv scraps

(the food, not fights, haha)

just keep the clocks as they are, adjust schedules. right up until the clocks changing, it's variously much-lighter or muck-darker at e.g. 6pm, anyway.

it's way easier to go "oh yeah you start work at 10 instead of 9, for a few months" than it is to change every clock in the country.

>>82910363
>bad idea?
Yes

>>82910379
Changing every clock is very easy, most clocks people use every day are digital, happens automatically

>>82910363
>i need it to function in vrchat
what the fuck why
I know some of the most socially retarded people imaginable and they use vrchat to avoid the real interaction just fine

>>82910362
Do you really take shits like a goat?

Genuinely still stunned that the illegal immigrant child rapist was 'let free from prison by accident'. Like what the ACTUAL FUCK?!

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!

>>82910362
Chips look uncooked

>>82910362
>>82910397

Sean was looking more rough in his latest photos. Diet catching up

>>82910388
my oven clock doesn't get changed, it just becomes correct again in 5 months. simple as.

zoomers see normal chips that aren't crispy fries and go 'these are uncooked! fr fr!'

>>82910406
Change it tomorrow or else

>>82910406
You don't rely on your oven clock to tell the time. Most people use their phone which changes automatically.

>>82910409
adjusting the oven clock at all comes entirely down to intoxication/boredom, or the power going off.
sorry lad, i don't make the rules.

If you don't use 24 hour time, you are low IQ.

i'll be awake, so i might set the clock back and forth and pretend i've done some minor time travel ageing/de-ageing.

my mother never appreciated it as a child, when we'd visit my grandparents and i did my
>mam, mam, the back of the car is on the OTHER side of the village sign to you, so we're in different towns!!!
bit.

not even once.

The autistic lad let go from Waitrose was because he had to have a care worker supervise him at all times which the store had to front the costs for. Because minimum wage is so high this meant that the Waitrose store essentially had to pay two full time working adults salaries to get the help of... one spacker who could barely stack shelves. He was reportedly shown multiple times where to empty the cages but he still wasn't able to do so without continual supervision and messed up badly several times.

It simply wasn't economical for Waitrose to keep him on. If you want to get mad at anyone get mad at the government for increasing the minimum wage so high so quickly that it has literally priced a percentile of the population out of work. The flip side of "if you can't afford to pay your workers more than the minimum wage you shouldn't be in business" is "if you can't produce more than the minimum wage's worth of value per hour, you don't deserve to have a job".

Je suis Waitrose!

>>82910430
I feel bad for spackers who can't get jobs, but at some point you have to have the common sense of "look... you can't actually do this job".
At my place we had some guy working who literally got nothing done. Something that would take a regular guy 1 day would take him 1 week, and it would be done shit. He eventually pulled out the fact he apparently had really bad anxiety etc.
It's sympathetic to an extent, but if you literally cannot do the job, why should people keep you on?

>First UK illegal weight loss drug factory raided

not even good drugs. some previously 'grey market' thing to stop being fat.

puts me in mind of an Orwell novel or a Wachowski film.

>>82910400
I blame the middul class. Sat there virtue signalling about the far right hooligans, when in reality they want them to KICK THEIR FUCKEN HEADS IN.

You get free clothes and plimsolls in police custody. I usually strip off and demand my main clothes back before leaving when unlawfully arrested. I throw the grey shit in the bin.

>>82910438
People are obsessed with the idea that everything should be done to be nice. You've just got to be nice, companies just need to be nice, governments need to do nice things and be nice to people. No kind of thinking beyond first order consequences of nice policies to be nice to people. Under this sort of worldview continually increasing the minimum wage is nice because hey people on minimum wage get more money that's super nice!

The reality is that there are very good reasons why you might not want to do that, but to even bring the topic up is social suicide and no politician has the brains or the balls to do anything like that either, so all we get are these endless stream of nice policies designed to be nice to people and make things nice and yet everything keeps getting worse.

>It's sympathetic to an extent, but if you literally cannot do the job, why should people keep you on?
Exactly. Reality must assert itself. If businesses want to exist they need to be profitable. Compelling them to bend over backwards and give out huge salaries (relative to the value generated by the employee) and then tax them to the hilt will, objectively, result in fewer people employed and fewer businesses operating, making everyone worse off. I'm not even sure there are politicians capable of articulating what a second order consequence is at this point.

>>82910404
He looks very cute on his hinge profile

>>82910438
>at some point you have to have the common sense of "look... you can't actually do this job".
>if you literally cannot do the job, why should people keep you on?

this is what it comes down and it's why the whole "herp derp 'mental elf' again!" thing drives me a bit mad.

of course there are chances OF COURSE THERE ARE but what if someone just cannot mechanically perform the job, even if the reason behind that is mental rather than physical?

at the extreme end, well-trained soldiers break down and it gets them killed even though they can just run around and fire a gun.
at the daft end, some zoomer lids' brain is fried and he hasn't had enough ritalin/speed to push a button. if you could build a robot arm to force HIS arm to push the button, why not make the robot arm do that in the first place?

Why are foid pigs so useless? She's fucking nervous, she can't even get her words out. TLA got arrested for a legal activity. Ridiculous.

https://youtu.be/eS17jNLkT_A

>Faris Suleiman, 19, from Windrush, Banbury
>rapes a woman in People's Park

Maybe new peak British moment of 2025.

>>82910400
>>82910460
couple of anons had their conspiracy theories but sometimes i think people are just thick and really stupid mistakes happen.

bit of excitement tho innit. was he just out doing a bit of shopping and chatting in that one video? how the hell do you go on the run in that situation?

>>82910465
>>82910470
Yeah I've been annoyed at the swing from "lets do our best for em" to "YOU MUST BE NICE TO YOUR OWN DETRIMENT". There seems to be this weird shit where we want a strong economy and stuff but we also want work to be easy and forgiving, when usually they are fundamentally incompatible. Like all the male CEOs being CEOs because they just drop the pursuit of having a family in favour of work, now female CEOs will push for both.

We did try to be nice to the lad, with the slight goal of hoping he'd quit due to the piss poor raises he kept getting, but once someone pulls out the mental 'elf card you just can't fucking fire em with all the redtape.

kind of miss the 10-minute YouTube time limit tbqh. it's like how there are plenty of well-written articles or outright essays on the internet, but they have to be GOOD to not be tl;dr.

>>82910495
Ever heard of something called 'seeking' thicko?

>>82910495
YouTube themselves are fighting against that by just getting Gemini to do mediocre AI summaries of the video anyway.

>>82910492
>with the slight goal of hoping he'd quit due to the piss poor raises he kept getting
would be funny as hell if the Waitrose manager came out and said that's what it was.

>but once someone pulls out the mental 'elf card you just can't fucking fire em with all the redtape.
can be overly bureaucratic/PC but overall i'm glad it's this way around tbqh.

the whole American thing of "get outta here - you're fired!", it not rite. just on a whim? there and then? nah.

>>82910483
Even with the conviction, the media lead with Epping forest asylum seeker, not convicted child rapist.
It's interesting that is, isn't it.

>>82910502
have they ever heard of something called 'editing'?

>>82910483
I forgot the link to the media sharticle.

https://news.sky.com/story/manhunt-for-epping-hotel-asylum-seeker-jailed-for-sexually-assaulting-girl-after-accidental-release-13456674

>>82910519
>the whole American thing of "get outta here - you're fired!", it not rite. just on a whim? there and then? nah.
I don't disagree mate, it's nice to have some protection, but it feels like a card of "I have mental health issues" is a fucking "you literally cannot fire me" card. It shouldn't be that way.
I like the tape we have where you get an informal warning, then a formal plan, then you get fired if you fail to meet that formal plan. That's perfectly reasonable.

Can't believe the police can arrest you for looking like someone else with a face mask and a camera. Do they do it for someone also wearing a burka? Nah didn't think so. They just don't like auditors.

>>82910538
Try wearing a mask and a hijab. They'll be confused and think you're a muslim and be too scared to do anything.

>>82910483
But look at this>>82909949
It's happening more and more year on year, to a staggering rate it seems. People in the country aren't getting thicker this quickly. There's more to it. We're witnessing the collapse of a highly complex system and nobody can do anything about it. It's stochastic, decentralised decline that makes everything worse off little by little until we reach tipping points.

According to that graph, if the trend continues we will see the entire prison population accidentally released in one go by just after 2034.

>>82910522
one of those situation where both are objectively true but i could see the optics/brainwashing thing going either way.

e.g. what are we up to now with Epstein and Jimmy Savile, whenever they're mentioned? there are plenty of paedophiles and rapists where it's left at "notorious serial killer", "disgraced politician", or "former BBC presenter".

Hadush did nothing wrong. He get framed by racists. Not rite

>>82910538
>They just don't like auditors
No one does.

>>82910538
To be fair where you live in Turkey there must be plenty of women in burkas. Doubt the Turkish police have the resources to arrest all of them

>>82910531
>>82910551
>But policing and crime commentator Danny Shadow says that releases in error are actually not uncommon.
>"Last year, there were 87 prisoners who were released in error. So that's around six or so every single month. Seventy were released from error from prisons and another 17 from the courts," the former Labour home affairs advisor told Sky News.

bloomin eck.

>We're witnessing the collapse of a highly complex system
yeah we're still in the "there will be an investigation at a later stage" phase of this one. but i can understand any complex system is prone to errors, some will be horrid. but it's obviously getting worse as the numbers get bigger, they had better do something before whatever that tipping point looks like.

what that is, i don't know. the prison system working as-intended has been at (or beyond) capacity for a while. i won't lose sleep if some lesser offenders get released earlier, but at what stage DO they start letting high-risk offenders go? or putting murderers on suspended sentences?

Wrongun.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=akpXX6nHoqg

Instead of blaming the white employees who accidentally released him, you will blame brown people who had nothing to do with it

>>82910614
>what that is, i don't know. the prison system working as-intended has been at (or beyond) capacity for a while. i won't lose sleep if some lesser offenders get released earlier, but at what stage DO they start letting high-risk offenders go? or putting murderers on suspended sentences?
Or, you know, convicted child rapists.

>auditfag is a phoneposter
Checks out.

>>82910549
Desperately need an auditor dressed in all black burqa. Might be very interesting.

>>82910560
It's optics. They don't do it with others. Who's this?
A once beloved TV presenter, helped numerous childrens charities, helped young children's dreams come true, hosted a popular music show, a knight of the realm, trusted royal confidant, oh and he diddled kids, Jimmy saville.

@82910623
This sort of bait is just banal at this point.

>>82910624
aye lad. there ARE regular news stories about repeat offenders getting suspended sentences, just waiting for some mad Brazil shit where it's like
>sorry sir, there's a three-year waiting list for serial killers. but if you commit a sexual offence, we can bring that down to one-and-a-half.

>>82910588
Probably the truth de lid. Bunch of racists all made up shit because they don't like immigrants. Witnesses can be evidence and it becomes hard to believe they're all lying in court. Many innocent men in prison. Historical sex cases don't even need any forensic evidence too.

>>82910606
Lots do. They get a good amount of views and subscribers. Lots of engagement in comments.

>>82910611
I live in the UK.

>>82910626
I didn't post the dje media one.

>>82910650
Fucking prove it then. It will take you less than 5 seconds to do so. Yet you refuse to? Why?

>>82910632
oh aye. and i'm not saying these people aren't objectively nonces or something, just daft they pick-and-choose BECAUSE of optics.

i know you only get so-many words, but it's like they're saying "so-and-so--who was a PAEDOPHILE, btw--"
thanks. thanks for letting us know now.

so is it true uk is turning into pic related in spirit?

>>82910617
Knew DJE Media was some kind of pervert creep. There's a Lancashire one that broke his newborn babys bones too.

>>82910674
We turned into it long ago, lad.

>>82910674
>so is it true uk is turning into pic related in spirit?
No.

>>82910686
is there any hope for britbongs in the uk?
can you atleast buy this and not go to jail?
https://www.yourdoll.com/product/sex-doll-ikd205/

import third world become third world

Ruth's Yorkshire pudding

>>82910650
lol you do not live in the uk. You were posting on int with a Turkish flag and the same imagehashes about your police obsession and your sick obsession with English girls, exactly the same shit you post here day after day. You Turkish mong lol

>>82910674
i'll defend concrete Britain, i'd prefer this over luxury young professional studio apartment living Britain tbqh. this was pretty space-age stuff, once.

but overall everything is falling apart, physically and spiritually. feels like the post-war goodwill has been milked dry. Britain can take it! (setback #483)

Me? On that Saturday afternoon wuppagrind.

>>82910695
>is there any hope for britbongs in the uk?
As it stands? Not really no. In the next GE Reform are essentially guaranteed to win, and while their manifesto, if implemented, would represent a significant improvement over the status quo I am sceptical that it will happen for a number of reason:
>sabotage by Lab-Con monoparty prior to losing power (in the most extreme case Labour will press the Big Red Button and implement proportional representation)
>complete capture of civil service making implementation of sensible reforms impossible in practice
>lack of good, committed, competent and ideologically consistent young men in Reform (essentially the people who get things done)
>continually worsening demographic situation (at some point if you simply import enough people to vote for you and support you then you win regardless of how the natives vote)

I am hopeful, but my hope is tempered very strongly by reason and reality.

>>82910727
Do you think you will ever have sex or likely die a virgin?

>>82910689
assumed this was a photo from 2011 or something because of the rage comic fella. wasn't until i noticed the
>Clubcard Price
i realised it's more recent.

decades don't have their own looks any more.

>>82910741
Literally got my cock slobbered on earlier today by my wife, mate. Came down her throat. You have a wife too, right?

Sunderland vs Chelsea later corr. Should be a good game. Me mystery wooty shirt just arrived as well so get in.

me, wouldn't like thinking of my wife in some visceral/pornographic way.

i HAVE had sexy sex but if anyone said "mm~ shove your meaty cock into my throbbing cunt, and cum all over me~!" IRL i'd be put right off.

>>82910650
I bet they don't get jack shit, Turk

>>82910617
Wow. Why do other auditors still respect DJE? They stopped with the cripple auditor once his sexual crimes were exposed. Why not this lisp creep? He should be kept as far away from teenage girls and gyms for as long as possible.

>Back in 2019 at Harrow Crown Court, Arnold pled guilty to a string of vile crimes including:
>12 counts of fraud
>1 count of voyeurism
>1 count of sexual coercion without consent
>1 count of making indecent images of a child
>The judge blasted Arnold's "elaborate deception" over three years, where he used a fake business and partner to pressure victims into revealing poses.

>>82910755
Yeah of course lad, all us lads with a wife and family are sitting on 4chan on a Saturday afternoon. Makes total sense kek. Also posting graphic details of your fictional sex life with your fictional wife definitely does not make you seem like a socially maladjusted porn addict

>>82910727
>I am sceptical that it will happen for a number of reason
I reckon they're also just saying whatever they think will get them votes, populism in full swing.
They will renege on loads of it once they're in power and then have everything they want anyway
I reckon Nige himself would say we need more gay media if he thought the gays had a majority voteshare

>>82910775
Yeah that lad has never had sex lol

Another fucking wrongun going on the growing uk frauditor list.

I'm one week no wooze today x

>>82910808
They're all degens

>>82910810
cheeky bag to celebrate?

Trump has drank alcohol because his older brother Fred was an alcoholic. It taught him lesson in life. It made him stay away from alcohol. He not be president right now if started drinking like his brother.

Trump knows the score regarding the demon drink x

>>82910820

What would be the point in that? I only do gear when I've had a drink and I'm not drinking.

>>82910617
Why's that foid getting upset? It's just some masked up men filming the jewellery shop displays. Nothing illegal about that.

>>82910826

*Trump has NEVER drank alcohol

Is what I meant to say

>>82910784
He will most likely get his channel demonitised soon. His Swindon video was taken down the other day for violating guidelines. It's over for Curtis.

>>82910814
narcissistic types too that like young females and beat up women behind closed doors. veitch is vile.

>>82910834
Presumably because AB was masked up and she thought he was going to rob her jewellers.

>>82910847
I still don't know why someone doesn't film him face off guard and post on youtube. It's only fair. He blatantly says he's not filming when in fact he is.

HHL should start drinking again he's boring af otherwise

>taking photo of developed girl that can consent to sex in gymwear
>indecent

That's probably what happened. I don't think that should be a crime in that category. Makes it sound like he filmed babies.

>>82910837
It's over for 5ft gymcel haha. About fucking time.

>>82910782
I'm from the UK. Aren't you supposed to be accusing someone else of being Turk?

>>82910710
You are fucked in the head. Meds. Nobody is from Turkey here.

What happened to the smelly kid in your school?

It not right what happen to Fred x

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Trump_Jr.

>>82909949
Can an increase this sharp be anything other than deliberate?

>>82910882
thats the exact kinda thing a fucking turk roach would say

Was the whiskey flowin'?
Were you in a fight?
Did the nerves come get you?
What's your alibi?
I made my way back to LA
And that's where you'll be forgotten
In forty years, you'll still be here
Drunk, washed up in Sunderland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyjnbSsZ2tc

just had me haircut
yeah I just had me haircut guys
spent 50 quid on me haircut
isn't life lush when you don't gamble x

>>82910831
cor i know how you feel lad. i'm only any fun when I've had a drink too.

If you ever encounter one of these wrongun frauditors be sure to have bookmarked/screenshotted news articles of their vile crimes and hold that up to their camera. Make sure to show it to other people they are engaging with too.

3 hours of free electricity today!

>>82910884
i became him.

smelling is a social construct. old people don't "smell" to each other or to themselves. it's like caring about "male fashion" after 30.

>>82910882
>Nobody is from Turkey here
Ruthmong is

>>82910907
Is that how much it costs now? I remember it being like 15 quid. Fuck sake. Glad I buzz my hair off every few years.

>>82910922
I don't think he is here right now but he'll probably deny it.

>>82910923
>Is that how much it costs now?
It's not, I live in an expensive area and it's 23 for me, recently up from 20. He's just a spacker so it's easy for the "Turks" to scam him.

>>82910919
do you mind if i borrow this joke? i reckon that'll get me three laughing emojis (minimum) in the family group chat.

>>82910923
>Glad I buzz my hair off every few years.

intentional or mental?

>>82910935
Only ever get mine done by british barbers me.

>>82910921
>smelling is a social construct.
It's not, there is a physical/chemical basis behind smells

>>82910947
Intentional because hair grows long.

>>82910930
He is free to deny it but we have evidence he is in Turkey

>>82910479
And this didn't get any news coverage because everyone was busy talking about another escaped migrant sex offender and a hotel migrant murderer kek

>>82910971
Pretty much stories that would be headlines that run for weeks and months in 1995 are footnotes in ooga booga britain

The gym perve DJE must be removing results from the main search engines.

>>82910935
I don't go to a barbers lad, I'm not poor.

>>82910971
>the foreign rapist didnt get enough news coverage because of the other foreign rapists and the foreign murderer

Lovely British scenes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQf3adiSBLM

Imagine going out and seeing this.

i think i've only known two rapists in my life. but they were smackheads so it doesn't really count.
the more chronic problem was they would NOT stop stealing things.

>>82911036
why do so many YouTube videos have this washed-out, dark-grey tint look now?

i keep thinking some overlay has popped up over them and dimmed the page. but no, that's the actual video.

>>82911036
Can't even pop to Tescos for a meal deal without being reminded of being a virgin. Fuck.

>>82910689
>under 25?
Ah ha I'm 26. What now?

sexy dances used to be so much sexier. belly dances and that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m9kd_nD1mA
corrrr.

>>82911081
then you don't have to be prepared to show proof of age, lad! weight off your mind :)

Nights are getting longer and colder lads. Going to have to pull my coat out of the wardrobe soon.

>>82910430
But this is just the logical conclusion of the "get the dossers back in work, nothing stopping them from stacking shelves and picking litter" that you hear all the time about people on disability. It's a question of "technically capable of work" when discussing benefits but "is it actually profitable to keep them around" when they struggle to stay employed. You can't have your cake and eat it. Either these people need to be given jobs or they're entitled to stay on benefits. You cannot have it both ways.

i think i've only known two pedoes in my life. but they were britfeelers so it doesn't really count.
the more chronic problem was they would NOT stop wanking.

>>82911125
>Either these people need to be given jobs or they're entitled to stay on benefits. You cannot have it both ways.

You can, you either work or starve. Can't do the job, tough, you're dead because you can't afford food.

>>82911141
historically when you force people to starve to death they tend to just form into bandit groups and take everyone's shit

imagine being a young soldier lad in the past and yous all go out to some club and there's a lassie who takes her kit off. maybe you even get to see her nipples or cute little vulva.

nowadays the same-age young men would go, "there isn't even an X-ray cutaway of a penis poking a cervix, like in my degenerate VNs? yawn."

>>82911159
we should be alright lad, if its just an autismo horde we can make loud noises or flash some lights

Tell them their favourite train is shite etc, be a piece of piss lad

>>82911159
not sure these modern day spackers would be capable of that

>>82911081
U got ID for dat bro? We only take BritID innit.

>>82911174
Lads like SSM would. He's the exact kind of dosser who everyone wants to be taken off benefits but realistically who's going to employ him?

>>82911159
wondering how this will inevitably look in modern times.

doubt it'll be any weird Mad Max gangs, probably just like Threads. stroppy British citizens overrunning supermarkets.

>>82911193
I DONT GIVE TWO FUCKING SHITES MAN
MY LIFE SHITE ANYWAY
BUT IM TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME
AND I SWEAR DOWN
IT'S A SWITCH
A SWITCH GOES OFF IN ME HEAD
AND I'M AS STRONG AS A FUCKING OX

I'm 31 and I was buying paracetamol last night at the big Tesco self checkouts, the woman took a good look at my face before pressing approve. Pretty sure I look over 16 and you don't need to check that much to see that.

>>82911181
>hes such a useless fuck we should just pay for all his accommodation and provide him free money to sit around and get wissed (for the rest of his life)

Yeah fucking great that lad

>>82911212
Just a consequence of the modern world isn't it. 100 years ago no one cared if you're barely literate and stink of fish and shit. Now the standards are higher and some lads get left out. If you want all the benefits of modernity you take the drawbacks too. Simple as that.

>>82911181
Warehouse, van driver, etc. Many places would take him, he just intentionally sabotages any applications he's ever done by writing schizo twaddle

Watch some of the old footage of WW1 soldiers going to war. They've all got rotting teeth and look like they don't bathe. Try getting a job in retail like that now.

>>82911234
honestly think that's what spackers are good for, cannon fodder. need them on the front line in ukraine pronto.

>>82911230
He's worked all kinds of jobs before lad. He gets bullied out of them because he stinks of fish. No one wants to work with a smelly illiterate stutterer.

>>82911227
>barely literate
He's not
>stink of fish and shit
He doesn't
>>82911234
What's your point lad those types wouldn't have worked in retail then either

State of this one.

>>82911241
No lad he quits because he wants to doss about and wants sympathy

>>82911242
>What's your point lad those types wouldn't have worked in retail then either
The jobs they'd have worked don't exist anymore. We're a service economy now

Corrrrrrr! JAST Halloween sale. It lush is it not?

Imagine being female in the gym with this vile creep.

>>82911249
Ironically the service economy is for the spackers, dossers and immense pensioner population. If you want it to change then the spackers and dossers need to get back into work. For now that means non customer facing roles that support the service economy e.g. warehouse worker, van driver, litter picker. He can do all of those things easily, he simply chooses not to.

>>82911249
yeah lad, no one works with fish or shit anymore

Fish mongers and farmers just disappeared, no one spreads silage anymore, the air never reeks of shit

>>82911177
Rather be homeless that do a wagie job in a uniform.

>>82911263
No fishmonger wants to work with someone who stinks of shit lad. And no sewage worker wants to work with a lad who stinks of fish. He's stuck between a rock and a hard place.

used to live in Poole but had no idea about ssm at the time. If I was still there I'd hang about spoons and give him a big sniff

>>82906356
Can you imagine the intense orgasms she must get from all this sex? It lush.

>>82911273
>seweage worker up to his knees in liquid shit
>"ewww is that FISH i smell??"

kek

shame ssm never goes to the Square and Compass pub when he goes on his trips to the Purbecks. one of the best pubs I've been to in the UK and plenty of outdoor seating so he doesn't stink the place up

Mr Anon, I've been waiting for you. You do have the ID right?

used to live in Sunderland but had no idea about hhl at the time. If I was still there I'd hang about spoons and give him a big sniff

Marie is beautiful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ppqfA1tGo

It not right how they couldn't get his final order right

And just to warn sir, your delivery does contain alcohol, so I will need to see a valid BritID, to protect the children of course.

back in the day men were MEN who wore proper shirts and suits!!!
(when those were just the clothes that were around so it was normal to them)

You never had a beautiful girlfriend. It's too late now.

>>82911260
Minecraft movie looks good.

ban stock images covered in watermarks.
fucking hate that they populate search results now.

we need to start bullying and shaming people. if internet culture shifts, maybe websites and search engines will go back. .webp can fuck off 'n'all

>>82911366
>Urgh but it's my image look waaa waaa waaa y marks my image
WELL I HAVE MESSED AROUND WITH IT AND NOW IT IS MY IMAGE
>Waaa waaa no no no my image my marks
MY IMAGE MY MARKS
>Waaa copyright waaa waaa
MY IMAGE MY MARKS

>>82911366
>webp disguised as a jpg

Not in work tonight until 1am instead of 12am because of the clocks going back

any of you lids ever been to jamaica? want to go somewhere ive never been before even if there are alot of THOSE people there

I have no way to get a girlfriend. A million things must be done first to even get an entry into the girlfriend lottery. Even then your chances are very slim.

>>82911377
all images are yours, lad!

stock images have their place. but i want original source images, me. a tiny "ebaumsworld.com" was bad enough. but 99% of (professional/hobbyist) photographers just put their images on Flickr as-is, was never a problem.

i COULD claim credit for this photograph of the northern lights in Norway. perhaps shoop in all sorts of willies and hate speech. but i wouldn't do that. not to GuideGunnar ;_;

>>82911419
no but I've been to St Lucia. I enjoyed it, obviously beautiful beaches and weather etc but the disparity between the wealth of the tourists and the locals was incredibly stark (expectedly) which created a very uneasy atmosphere. Most tourists just isolate themselves at one of the resorts so they don't have to deal with it. The road from one of the main towns to one of the major resorts was deliberately absolutely awful to prevent locals from driving out there to peddle their wares.

heres my plan right...what if we use AI to remove all the watermarks and all that shite? could that work?

>>82905923
Flipping hell mate. Maybe you should see someone

o wait
>CC BY-SA 2.0

GET FUCKED GUNNAR

>>82906187
Got to use adultwork for British girls. Got a feeling viva street is mainly sex trafficked Romanians

We all mystery wooty shirt in life x

Got a Mexican team's Atletico de San Luis shirt and a Borussia Monchengladbach scalf. It lush.

okay so i THINK i left a can of Diet Coke in the freezer, and i THINK that's what the loud bang during the night was.

just not going to open the freezer. out of sight, out of mind.

>>82911503
shit one lad

its always a fucking horrific mess when you do this, best to just keep the freezer closed as you said

>>82911498
let's see em lad

>steampunk convention
>chooses to illustrate this concept with a still from a film

hate these people.

>>82911503
I did this when I was a kid. Left a can of coke in the freezer to make it colder and forgot about it and at 2am it exploded in the fridge. Mum came down because she thought somebody had broken into the house.

>>82911524
part of the problem is the freezer needs defrosting, so the shards will be embedded in the frost.

i did the same thing a few weeks ago. the problem wasn't sharp shards of metal, it was the random globs of pop. a hairdryer doesn't care WHAT you're trying to melt ;_;

Had two pints of Murphy's. Much nicer than Guinness.

>>82911566
yeah Murphy's is lovely lad. Beamish too.

>>82911553
Yep, this is what addicts do when they have some money but not enough for drugs and alcohol

>>82911573
he can only keep it up for a few days before you start seeing the "oh might just have 4 cans tonight" then it all goes off the fucking rails

>buy a pair of jeans
>nice thick denime, good fit, I'll buy another in a different colour
>the material is wafer thin, send it back
>get a different colour
>material is the same as the ones I like

why the fuck is one colour thinner, no discernible difference in any of the description.

pwease give me just a crumb of attention I'm all alone as usual

>>82911571
Would like to try Beamish but it's hard to get in the yookay.

>>82911579
Cos all clothes are made by Bangladeshi slaves these days. No consistency.

>>82911591
yeah I think I've had it somewhere in London but apart from that only in Ireland.

me? off to an exhibition soon, then will watch the footie in a pub with a couple of pints of stout, then cycle back home to have dinner and a bath. womfy day all in all.

Busy day so far lids. Took dogberg for a walk by the sea, had such a lovely time the little lid, love watching him romp about. Did a bit of wallpaper stripping on the upstairs landing but the steamer is getting gunked up with limescale and was tripping the electrics on the extension lead - I have learned not to plug it direct into a wall unless I want the whole upstairs to turn off. Just had a wash and soon shall be out for Korean food with some mates and then going to see my mates shit band play a gig with some other possibly not shit bands. Nice way to spend an evening, will be thinking of you all of course.

>>82911553
>old tat

Kek it's a brand new authentic shirt. This cost me nearly 50 squid. Stay jelly.

See
>https://mystiquejerseys.com/products/mystery-soccer-football-jersey-men

>>82911602
Just jewgled and they have a UK distributor but it is only available in pubs in major cities.

>>82911468
Just a larp lad.

>>82911579
it's daft how people get INTO jeans (gotta be unwashed raw indigo selvage for me!) but one of the things i do appreciate is that they actually give the weight of the fabric. the gsm like it's paper, or simply "these are some heavy 21-ounce jeans" corrr.

wish that was standard the same way as they'll tell you the % of materials. "100% cotton" is lovely but it doesn't mean much when it's a paper-thin T-shirt. i WANT some polyester in there at that point, reee.

>>82911616
2 shirts for 50 quid is pretty good desu

why can't clothing technology do grey yet?

got a Dinamo Tbilisi shirt when I was out there last month

>>82911659
Based. I bet they don't have any ooga booga players like we have over here. Sick of having to cheer on Mudikwu and Ogbongo if I want to watch footy in the yookay.

Chances Hadush has killed himself?

>>82911656
Get arrested and you'll get grey jumper, grey joggers, grey plimsolls for free.

>>82911666
He's been let out deliberately by the state to push digital ID/facial recognition. Apparently he was driven to the station by prison staff and he was confused about what was going on himself.

>>82911666
dunno the circumstances of that one video (guessing just some 'i saw him!' person on Facebook?)
but he was getting a few bits in. looked like he had a magazine about the new Far Cry. wouldn't care about the new Far Cry if you were suicidal, would you?

>>82911673
And I won't lift a finger for digital ID like many men.

>>82911677
That said War Cry.

any crimes i commit are performance art. i am an actor.

Ruthmong's dad is in the Muslim Brotherhood

>>82911691
>War Cry

>The War Cry is a weekly publication that covers various topics such as arts, culture, health, sport and community work. It is sold by volunteers to support The Salvation Army's mission and has been in print since 1879.

intentionally Christian-coded false flag prop placement tbqh.

>Microsoft's Halo series heading to rival PlayStation for first time
So Xbox are just fully giving up on ever being relevant again, are they?
To be fair Halo has been shit for ages but still.

>>82911648
I just want a few pairs of solid jeans for everyday use as I hate thinking about clothes and its annoying as fuck to find clothes that actually fit my build, t shirts are the bane of my existence. Why is it so long its a medium, why is it not wide enough on the shoulders and back, why is the material literally paper thin. Hate it. I just want some really decent 100% cotton plain t shirts then I can just autism max and wear x t shirt with x jean with the same pair of trainers and be done with it.

miss the days when a teenaged nutter would go on a shooting spree and they'd plant a copy of DOOM in his bedroom.

i'm sick of both "what's REALLY going on..." and what's really going on, nowadays.

WE'VE GOT LE FEE
WHO?
ENZO LE FEE
I JUST DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

Fuck London and fuck Chelsea x

>>82911720
i'm with you lad. but for pure basics it's useful to have that particular number, they may as WELL have it. just some numerical piece of data that says "this is all cotton, and it's heavy enough to be opaque". so you buy it, then live your best jeans-and-plain-tops autism life.

have had properly expensive NICE jeans, have had <20 quid torn-crotch-in-a-month jeans. at the end of the day i want something in the middle. put the objective number on the webpage you SNAKES.

HHL drunk on football spirit, no need for actual spirits x

>>82911706
No, we aren't a religious family. We live England.

Remember when R started doing sexual asmr like spit painting? I thought she wasn't that kind of girl.

OI BIG MAN WHAT'S YA NAME
MY NAMES ELIEZER MAYENDA
I HATE SAM FENDER
I PLAY UP FRONT FOR SUNDERLAND

>Lifting weights doesn't get you a girlfriend.
>Waking up at 5am and grinding does not progress your life.
>Incels go to the gym every day and get no girls.
>Wagies work hard and most of their money goes towards rent and bills with little left over.

Why work? May as well just have a shit life without working. It's better.

Fuck Sky Sports x

An Ameriburger has copied my audit post into the brit/pol thread. Odd.

>>82911866
>brit/pol

get off that muck, lad. it's not just how the /pol/ rots your OWN brain, you risk infecting /britfeel/.

>>82911869
I don't mind /pol/ in small doses. It's better than /b/.

Air fryer burnt the chippies again.

seasideMARK has a better life than I do.

Haway lads let's nick this win against the London boys x

>>82911884
just checked /b/ for the first time in years, what the hell it's all just porn or ABOUT porn (not even sex: "what's your fave fetish, /b/?" type shite)

inb4 "it always was!" nah.

TALBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YES. GET IN. FUCKING GET IN THERE.

Can't even go for a walk on the street without some nasty lass filming and making fun of you for not being Chad.

>>82911943
Never see you on /sp/ lad

>>82911943
Low IQ mong with a small penis

>>82911963
This is just another reason why the west is doomed. Most white women are simply not marriage or relationship material anymore. Do I blame white men who start porking yellow bints? Of course not.

2nd in the fucking league.

How it should be x

>>82911963
Looks like a Turkish bint.

>>82911990
First would be better though

Still 4 months left before I go back to Nihon.

For FUCKS sake I put all my fantasy points into Chelsea cos Sunderland are shit.
Fucking hate Maresca.

>>82911963
is the joke here not "pop culture has lied to us! the people are just normal!"
?

sound would definitely help but she's not REALLY going to Korea to fall in love, anon. think this is just a joke for her TikTok.

>>82912010
what difference does it make? they're still the butt of the joke

>>82912024
You're more of a joke than they ever will be though

>>82911997

We coming for Arsenal now x

that said i still hate it when people record/involve strangers for their stupid internet jokes. like all the "i'm Pickle Rick!!!" shit.

you can go parody furries or bronies by doing some ridiculous thing like wot they do, but you're still actually bothering random people.

>>82912028
nasty bully

>>82911892
Skill issue, poor workman blames his tools, etc

>>82912024
in the eye of the beholder innit. difference is between specifically targeting "ugly" men and a reasonable spread of people you would just see on the street.

even the chubby ones are at least pretty /fa/.

Ruth no doubt is a shallow bint who looks down her nose at every male who approaches her. Particularly those she deems as being of a lower class.

maybe it's just a cultural shift, but i feel like i always had a decent handle on detecting tone, even in a textual internet post. none of this "unironically" or "/s" or "#parody" required.

>>82912073
Don't think so desu, she seems genuinely nice. Laura is more like this I reckon.

>>82912100
Ruth came across like a right stuck up bitch in those Kyla vlogs. Laura seems more down to earth.

>>82912030
You wanna get thrashed 5-0 that badly?

sulfuric acid up the pussy and ass corrrr

>>82912107
I disagree with you x

>>82912073
>Particularly those she deems as being of a lower class
Everyone considers Turks such as yourself lower class.

>>82912123
Turks consider themselves some kind of master race

>>82911438
I never had to do a million things lad. Unless you mean the things I was already doing for my self.

>>82912112
wow lad you have a SICK mind

dun know we got the shotgun there

>>82912073
You think it is a moral failing on her part that she never shags stinking mentally ill turks?

ROOOUNDDHOOOUSSE

>>82912199
RONDOUUDOUUU

BAZ

>>82912003
3 weeks and I'll be back in Austria

Feel like garn full-scale now. Might have to go town tonight x

>>82912111

The era of your Arsenals, Chelsea and Liverpools are over. It time for the likes of Sunderland and Bournmouth nows x

It our era now x

i am no longer convinced HHL is drunk merely on 'football' spirits

;__;

>>82912265
You haven't played a single good team yet besides Chelsea who are inconsistent anyway.
Get your alcoholism prepared for when Arsenal, City and Liverpool fucking gangbang you left right and centre.

>>82912253
Night out with the footy lads or a night in with the same 3 or 4 mongs making the same posts on /britfeel/?
I know what I'd do lad and I'm out myself tonight, oh aye.

Sulfuric acid up the arse and pussy... wow... can't believe it

>>82912253
why not it the weekend, de lid x

sulfuric acid enema... can't believe they'd do that...

Get new material you boring tosspot

winnie the pooh honey enema....

On them stellas now

End of an era x

https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=nm_Ma0q6jyeCt1gA

remind me again why people enjoy watching gogglebox?

The Helper regime is back x

>>82912508
How it should be. Nobody can tell you what to do.

Henchmen loyal to HHL killed my entire family

sulfuric acid? up the arsehole? only the Japanese...
getting drunk HHL style
need crosslad and b tower updates, simple as

>>82912487
I'm telling mumsy

Sandra in tears as her loser son is on the piss again

>it now costs potentially 150k+ to own a static caravan on a holiday park for 20 years
lol this country is so shit

Loads of gyppos have moved their caravans onto the big Tesco car park

it's time to make kilju and magic mushrooms

>>82912604
Better than boat people

>>82912639
their implied Peep Show character attractiveness is the inverse of their real-life attractiveness.

>>82912594
>cant even buy some land and put a caravan on it without the council's permission

you dont hate this country enough

SEAGULLS
SEAGULLS

https://youtu.be/atrtoMid9vE?si=YGPnx7qCcjgJcw_K

Might get a webab in tonight classic HHL style x

Pointless even trying in life when you'll never pack a girl's fudge

These Guardian dates never go well.

>>82912945
Imagine what their sprog would look like

>>82912945
microcephalymingle.com

Fuck garn town tonight. Keeping to my own lane me. Everyone want to take advantage of me.

>>82912996
I want to take advantage of your tight bussy

me? eating 4 burritos, large wraps this time, one down 3 to go. Think ive got the makings of a competitive eater 2bh

>>82913023

Indian lass owns this bussy sorry x

>>82912996
What are you drinking lad? Got a bottle of bourbon, me.

>>82913075

Just finished off them stellas. Might get ln the Jack Daniels me x

Mexico stands by me x

Mexico are pro-HHL

Long live Atletico de San Luis
Long live Mexico
Long live Helper's world

real ones know he'll be "garn beehive" later

I can get women, but i cannot retain them.

The whole exercise becomes pointless with these bitches taking birth control behind your back and lying to your face about it.

What to do, then? It seems the only winning move is not to participate in the game of mating and courtship. Yet doing so forms an innate human psychophysiological need

Quite the conundrum, then, is it not

>>82913101
There is a bourbon vibe tonight.

>>82913027
smashed through them, time for a yogurt and a flapjack

>>82913101
Get a cheeky wag in too, it Saturday x

>telling my benefits assessor that I browse /britfeel/
Thoughts?

Water and electrolytes for me.
Been sick for 3 days now. Hopefully can wake up good tomorrow and enjoy my Sunday.

>>82913267
and a cheeky brassery x

>>82913040
Have you met her yet?

>>82913272
grim grim grim grim grim, fucking hate being ill. Unless its the uber comfy ill where you just feel tired and are a bit warm so youre not uncomfortable, just need to sleep and laze about. Anything else is gay.

>>82913272
Had something weird going on too, called in sick yesterday.
One of those annoying ones where I'm a bit sick but not super sick, so I both feel shit but also not SO shit it leaves me bedridden, which I'd rather it did.
Don't just make me slightly off, fucking floor me, you pussyass virus.
Like >>82913285 says

>>82913285
It's rare I get sick but this one hit me like a truck.
>>82913296
I was proper floored on Thursday. Went into work and left before lunch time.
Appetite has gone which for me is unheard of.

>>82913101
colapse era is back x

>>82913320
Fair, I'll be honest I prefer that. Feels worse but an excuse to do literally fuck all.
I even work from home so it's easier. I worked for an hour, said I felt like shit and I was going, shut the laptop, then went and threw up 3 times.

>>82913342
Yeah I get that. It's at odds with me as I'm someone who has to be doing something. Bed rotting and doom scrolling has been torture desu

>>82913366
Understandable, I'd probably go more mad than I think I would. I just hate being in this half-n-half state of "okay" but also fucked.
I wanna be one or the other, no half measures.

the worst is when you get poo sick and you just shit and shit and shit for a good few days, last feb it lasted 7 days, bumhole felt like a stabwound, absolute battered bumhole

>>82913390
Food poisoning is shite. I have piles as well so it just fucking becomes blood gulch in the bowl.

>>82912945
these are a laff sometimes.

i like the ones where it's a lesbian and a 'lesbian'.
>Emma was sooo cute and she smelled amazeballs. I think I'm in love omg o__o
>Aeris was really passionate about her hobbies, but we just didn't click.

Big fat line for Sean tonight x

Danny boy mode tonight x

new waturday night threadingtons

>>82913562
>>82913562