107 results for "1b4fe0c84fdc798656bedf4f4ee2dbca"
UC bennies just hit the bank so off out to get some things and a trekkie brekkie.
>>216621534
>Name a single Asian woman
There are no asian females who are single, they all have black boyfriends
Garn down chippy for something to eat now. Had nowt for 2 days.
>>520818509
hello which cheese did you use
dont tell me its cheddar
>>520820137
>700€ a month 1-room apartment
you won't find one for that price in munich
That energy advise fella just left. I'm getting an energy credit voucher today for 58 squid then a few more a couple of weeks from now. It help me stay warm during winter. Garn have a wuppa and few wausage rolls nows. It Wednesday x
>>216487378
you penis-mog me
but i wont say by how much
(it's 1cm)
>>216426555
im ridiculously smooth, i can't even grow a beard
>>216425254
maybe an elevator stole your gf in a past life
>>216414118
finnchud spams a lot of scat there
Just got up me. Corr it Saturday and I'm not hungover. What an experience. Glad I didn't make bad decisions last night. Just kept it womfy and watched my ASMR in beddingtons. New Simpsons Fortnite season dropping later today as well so get in. I could drink tonight but garn to a firework display with the family tomorrow so wanna keep meself fresh for that. Yeah, I think imma stick to them wuppas crossy-style today.
Up early and on that Friday morning wuppagrind. Oh aye.

Happy Walloween de lids.
>>216325195
>Map includes Russia
straight out of the KGB playbook
>>216199571
>I for one like Poland and also I for one dislike Russia
same
poland must be protected at all costs
>>216197108
maybe so but i smell nice and have great legs
>>216180630
>jeeted.com
i was actually super excited because i thought the drama would enter the next stage and now i am really disappointed that link goes nowhere :D
>>216165722
my parents own the apartment i live in
i dont pay rent, just utilities etc
>>216159889
same
>>82906127

Even though I was dreading it I've actually been slightly better off on UC. I think you get your statement about 4 days before your due to be paid. At least I do.
>>82902429

I had some chicken wings and southern fried chicken strips with a wepsi max. Told you lids I'm having an extended break from wooze. Back homes and having a wuppa now.
>>519686414
>blowup dolls
For me, it's Amy Anderssen.
>>216135462
This is how my parents met
Out that shower now and cooling down. Cba to watch Trump's press conference. I just want them happenings, save me the bullshit optics for why.
>>216108263
nafris have better teeth than brits
shaking my head
>>216107700
not so cool when the shoe is on the other foot, eh christcuck?
Pashainé or Luna Confederacy?
>>151518001
small world
Wuppas on tap this fine Tuesday afternoon. The sober life is the good life.
hey russkies how you holding up :D
>>216037102
>Russian trains
aka The HIV Bullet
>>216035589
>why would anyone willingly give themselves the shits
somewhere out there, there's a hungry german
>>216026564
The Zuttening™ continues
Why are the jews so hostile to Napoléon?
Didn't he grand them religious freedom?
>>215985657
hi russkies how you holding up :D
>>215984661
we deserve the hate
>>215981184
>chess.com
lichess is better

i don't want to be seen as a hero, but i donate 5 euros to lichess every month.
hey zuttsluts how you holding up :D
the defining traits of poland are being
>lovable
>based
i'm not a russophobe, i'm a russo realist
i am 15cm, uncut
Muzzies literally live in a zuttopia but they're willing to throw it all ways over some memes

shaking my head
>>215796628
how am i so good at this
>>215761153
she's opening her eyes extra wide for all her japanese sisters who can't
>>215756532
i don't think bottoms should be allowed to cum
Did the things now time for a bit of BF6 then jumping on Fortnite later to grind out that Fortnitemares with the voluntary work lids. Ordering a wizza tonight too so get in. Dunno about watching the England game, might just fuck that off.
Postie just dropped off that Battlefield 6 corr.
>>214786916
>My bussy is reserved for the toilet only
i never expected to be jelly of porcelain but here we are
>your country
>do you speak french

germany
no, i'm straight
>>214723257
i met the guy im currently seeing on grindr...most guys on there are scum but you often also run into guys who want something more meaningful
>>214641185
i'm 186 cm how much is that in diabetes units
>>214626449
imagine having six arms but only one penis to masturbate with

wasted potential, infuriating design flaw
>>214587616
cringefag reporting in!
>>214533579
hello in my state they close at 8pm
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>214480385
this is the greatest clip in the history of the multiverse
>>214138436
hey
>>513869440
hey
Ahh, just in time for the new threadingtons. Lush. Got up early and went for a trekkie brekkie me. Got that full English didn't I. Had a nice stroll over that new footbridge as well as it opened today for the women's rugby world cup thing at the SOL. Probably one of the first few hundred people to ever walk across it. Oh aye it historic. Having a wuppa now and catching up on news/shitposting for a bit until I go wooty training later.
Voluntary work went well today. Cleared some weeds/overgrown grass around a small bridge in the local park then cleared another downed tree which was partially blocking the public path. One of the lads who works for them full-time said he'll let me know if any jobs become available at their place in the future. Honestly, I might consider it. The work is all outdoors and the lads are easy to get on with. For now though, I'll just keep up the volunteering, don't want to rush into anything too soon. Having a post-work wuppa nows.
Having me first wuppa of the week. Quite looking forward to this week ahead. Trip to the cinema locked in to see Weapons. Got me voluntary work. Footy on tap this weekend. Oh aye.
Feel better after having some sleeps. Having some wacon saunies for din dins. It is what it is x
Garn get sorted now then heading off out for me voluntary work. It Tuesdays x
Just got back from town me, had a few things to do, Not even wungover off last night so get in.
Still a bit rough off last night but nowhere near as rough as I was last Friday. Corr these Thursday drinking sessions are no good. Cutting it right down me.
Morning lids. Necking this wuppa then off out for that voluntary work meeting. Then garn go for a trekkie brekkie.

>>81938219
>>81938252

>Wild Mouse

Corr I fucking loved that ride. The turns at the very top were brutal though lmao.
Just got back from me morning walk now off for a full English brekkie. Oh aye.
Morning lids. Garn sandwich shop for a wacon and egg saunie me. Life's better without the wooze.
On that milk grind in beddingtons me. Still feel rough af off last night. No more wooze for me for a while. Only good thing about last night was I ignored some wrug dealer when he messaged me. He can fuck right off.
Morning lids, just got up. On that Thursday morning wuppagrind me. Been invited out tonight but might just fuck it off and keep it womfy, then again might feel like having a few jars later. See how I feel. In the meantime I gotta take me jacket to the repair shop to fix up that hole.
Should I fight if someone tries to mess with me or it's better to avoid conflict? I'm like 160cm and 50kg so I can easily get some broken ribs or even worse if I fight. Situations where I have no other choice but to fight don't count.
Yeah, I was speaking to me social worker today and we both agreed something has to change. Can't just keep getting wissed up and doing me wollocks in out of boredom. One day all this drinking is garn catch up with me and I could be spending me money on better stuff. Gets me away from the hangers on and pint pinchers too. The voluntary work will be good for my mental health and give me a reason to get up and do something productive with my day.
>>212713866
he's really likeable and entertaining
Had a nice little fry up for din dins now on that keeping it womfy grind. Will be having a shower a bit later. Booked the tickets for Jurassic World Rebirth so get in there.
Nuclear hangover de lids. Never drinking that Makaveli style cider and vodka again. Getting some scran nows.
Workfella just left as me wacon and egg saunie got dropped off. Oh aye it lush. Can go back to sleep now.
>>509465877
i heard you nigger eat pie float in pea soup
could buy you those if ya want
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>your country
>is your name uncommon

germany
no, mohammed is a very common name here
Having some scrambled egg sandwiches then off t' local for a few evening jars.
>>212249042
hello
>>212241179
The Arab for not using a cattle prod
Got up, had a shower now chilling for a bit before garn for a few drinks for Steve's birthday. Seems nice outside. Proper Sunday club vibes corr.
>your country
>are you fastidious

germany
don't know, not sure what fastidious means
>>212175054
>half a million Greeks were starved in WW2
but the other half was overfed so in the end it all evened out
don't know about saved, but its certainly added to it
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>212145674
>i wish it didnt
"i wish it hadn't"
Few wuppas on a Thursday.

How it should be x
The nightly wuppagrind and vidyagrind shall commence shortly. Had a shower so feeling fresh. A rather womfy day other than them intimidating looking lads revving their bikes outside earlier. Have a feeling they're up to no good.
Few wausage wolls and a wuppa to start the day. Oh aye.
Just got back from Worrisons. Waiting for me din dins now. Keeping off the wooze until Friday now. Cutting it right down aren't I x
>>212014906
Little bit of column A, little bit of column B
On that Thursday afternoon wuppagrind me. Oh aye. This warm weather is putting me in the mood for a few cold ones. Might go local later x
>>211890944
we call it
>rotundabunda
our kingdom is saved
no more doom posting
imma grab some beer from 7/11 after work
z u later
>your country
>does your country have a positive or negative impact on /int/'s board culture

germany
we're a mixed bag
Corr feeling a bit rough off last night's wiss up but I should be alright. Nowhere near as bad as I felt over the weekend. Might go waccies later and try that new Big Arch wurger. it Wednesday x
cummypies, im drinking covfefe
>>40079220
>looks like Joe biden's son
which one, the one who's dead or the one who's, like, not-so-dead
First wupppa of the week down the hatch. It Monday x
>>211688160
i've never been there but when day i will visit

also, i like israeli posters, i've only ever had good interactions with them, not one of them was ever mean to me
Start me new voluntary work next week. Gives me something to do so I'm not drinking out of boredom during the week. Taking positive steps in life x
Got me metal detector now so might go down the beach tomorrow and see what I can find. It me new hobby in life x