It is easy to spot the difference between Israeli targets and Iran's targets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXPoczMFTI

Gonna be hard for the amerilards to recover from this one

Innit

>>81529664 (OP)
Not britfeel related edition, janny pls delete

>>81529664 (OP)
is the one on the right the sex offender map (serious question. I saw it as one)?

fucking hate /pol/shit lads

not political but can we nuke israel please thanks in advance

>>81529664 (OP)
Listen, frisbee head, your propaganda won't work on me so shove it up your ass.
>>>/pol/

>>81529664 (OP)
Absolutely do not give a flying fuck. Why is sand nigger politics being shilled here constantly in britfeel? Do not fucking care. Its happening thousands of miles away and is not affecting me whatsoever. Fuck em. Cunts. They have been fighting now for decades and will not stop. I have zero sympathy for it all.

Fuck this thread if I want to post in a politics thread I go to >>>/pol/

Some JDIF kike shiller ramming politics down our throats. Fuck off. Oh by the way this is what J*ws really think of us.

>>81529732
not political but can we nuke this shit thread please thanks in advance

>>81529664 (OP)
>CREEPS.
>LOSERS.
>PEDOS.

Going to start Talmud posting and renphan/molech posting if it carries on.

looks like i'll be posting in /tie/ today you cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UHfuhYTdwo

Shippy poster after getting banned

B
>gloats over female poster being harrassed and forced to leave the thread
>posts /pol/ tier shite

Why are you wanting to force posters out?

109 times and counting kike fuck

So they attacked Iran, started crying to Trump and this is where we are now. Israel needs to be glassed.

>>81529759
>>81529755
>>81529750
>>81529749
>>81529733
>>81529732
>>81529721
>>81529703
NUCLEAR

M E L T Y
E
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>>81529793
youre fooling nobody kekfag

>Iran could attack US first and force it into the war - former Israeli ambassador

>A former Israeli ambassador to the US says he fears Iran will force Washington's hand by attacking a US ship or base to drag it into the war.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cx23e4jz2g0t?post=asset%3A4db00770-cdfd-4817-b35a-a9994d1e71ae#post

>>81529805
Laughing directly at you pal

xi knows the score

>he's an inefective twoll so has wegular melties

https://xcancel.com/Acyn/status/1935139648478789768

/britfeel/ supports the IDF in its efforts to cleanse the Middle East of islamofascist governments and terrorist factions.

We all looking forward to 43 celcius in July?

>>81529837
Millions will die

>>81529837
I will send you a box of Cerne Abbas if we actually touch 43 degrees

Israel won get over it chuds

>mummy the /britfeel/ lads made a thread i dont like can you tell them off PWEASE MUMMYYY

>he thinks we're as daft as he is

Enjoyed your ban did you, mong?

>>81529837
house thankfully is actually a bit chilly normally, so just need a cheeky fan and i might be alright

>>81529848
They always do, israel is an cold, merciless machine, that has no qualms about using gentile children as shield/bait. Once you're free from the restraints of any morals, it is easier to win.

>waaaa mummy I want to talk about the fat youtube man and muh bennies all day again

>30th August
>Leeds vs Newcastle

Oh aye, lube up Cheeka

>>81529862
>Pictures of crying children saved on your PC
Hello operation yew tree. Got another one here.

>waa waa I been ban n now you all get to laugh at my melty

What a sad cunt
>heh I'll show them
Hahaha, state of meltymong

Reckon this man could have TMAU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B4fK5zOjxo

He got banned on /brit/ and /britfeel/ now he's going to teach us a lesson and pwn us with his all day melty

Grown men accusing each other of being upset on a wednesday morning. Get a job lads, fucking hell.

>gurls can be truckers
Corr.

THE PIPES ARE ABOUT TO BURST CAP'N!

>>81529885
Chasing women out of the thread and child abuse is funny eh, champ?

Complete and total lies. It is the other way around. Idf had bombed many civilians already. Iran only bombs military facilities. Israel also started this. Unprovoked. Israel and russia are both lying terrorist nations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAk3Jix6Sl0

>>81529905
im working rn m8 i can do both

Guys, our government back da joo, but also back da muzlim, they deffo don't back the white man tho.

>>81529885
I owe you an apology B la, I accused you of joo posting. Sorry bout that.

>>81529928
Yes you can both be upset and accuse other of being upset at the same time. Well done.

May Israel succeed in it's crimes, spreading plight to the world, showing might makes right. Ganbare Eretz Israel.

He's STILL seething over the OP image, dear o dear

Tripcunt having a hissy fit because we don't want to talk about bennies and his brother that he envies

>>81529964
Whereas you're just seething over everything. Haha.
What will you cry abut next?

To you lids cheering on Israel's illegal actions, where do you think the millions evacuating Iran because of their actions are going? I support neither side desu but doesn't mean I can't say their actions are illegal, launching unprovoked attacks on other countries is under international law.

>>81529972
Crying laughing at your apocalyptic melty this morning

>>81529937
I owe you an apology anon lad I accused you of being a pedo. Sorry about that.

>>81529982
You're laughing at how we're laughing at your melty?
Weird cope.

>>81529915
Never once have I give any women shit on here you invalid. Its you anonymous ones who post all the sexual things you would like to do with Eva6. Fuck off.

>>81529988
I didn't see that. It's ok, I forgive you.

something else for you to cry about you fat idle twat
>Chocolate price rises hit record as food costs grow
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5ygdqp922vo

Seether hasnt got the bollocks to (you) me. Kek.

Suns just about up and us britfeelers are at each others throats about wolitics. Sad. JDIF shills working overtime to shake the jar to cause as much friction and strife as possible. Not right.

We need a discussion about seasideMARK to get /britfeel/ back on track

>>81530050
You are right lad. We all need to hold hands get in a circle and chant the bacon bacon buttie time song.

>>81530050
He's a Trump supporter so no doubt supports Israel's actions against Iran and Hamas. Good lad is are Mark.

Suns just about up and blard is ready for another day in his room howling at women being bullied out of the thread, and trying to control his brothers life.

We need a discussion about Ruthmong to get /britfeel/ back on track

>>81530061
Like I said never gloated or took part in that. You lot did. Blame the constant barrage of "sucking shit out of Evas arsehole" ect posters. Not me.

Am I shitting me excellent guts out dee leds?

>>81530071
CURSE I AM PHWOARRRRR

We need a discussion about HHL wearing nappies to get /britfeel/ back on track

>melty over israel finished
>starts dollyposting

fuck off with your decrepit lolcow ffs

I'm back baby, time to make muh squillions.

>>81530087
Doxxed yourself there Mr Handsome. We know your name now XD

Not good to engage with seethe posters is it lads. No need for anger and vitriol being thrown around. Better to just ignore it.

>>81530091
Oh ffs, I'll be easy to make out as well, as my face matches my name, DAMNIT, too eager to meme. Oh noes.

Not good to engage with attention whoring tripfags is it lads. No need for anger and vitriol being thrown around. Better to just ignore them.

Based iran.
Although muslims are pedos too.

No need for so many fullstops is it lads. Not good, as other punctuation marks get upset. You do care about other punctuation marks, don't you?

My nigga going for the world record for longest melty this morning

eva6 is alive just checked her roblox profile no need to worry lads

>>81530124
Really need a farm update from eva6.

10 months of looking for a job and still no job

Ave been aff coffee over 2 yrs now.quit in april 2023. Fink its my only successful quit long term other than cigs the main one.

>>81530163
good job m8

Wish i could delete the last few days. I was greetin jst before I sleep tho nd had a s*x dream n woke up w/ nessie style er*ction the type that its not possible to have a piss until u sit about waiting for it to deflate for a while. So the night n day started better than it ended
>>81530169
Thanks x

>>81530163
why quit coffee?

Need arbroathy t2 come on

Sucking on crossy's BWC

nofap day 1 for me

Want to do a long water fast but it always gives me the shits a few days in and they persist until around 7 days in. Would be fine if I didn't have to go anywhere but can't be going to work and shitting myself

>>81529664 (OP)
Well, I don't give a fuck about this two-party system and I hate both sides so here's what I think as an independent. Israel is/are the good guys in this one.

>>81530196
we can all dream lad

Would you watch a video of an autist"maxxing" for instance, deanomaxxing. Getting a temp arm tatoo, a skinfade and acting like a deano for a day/week

I fear BFG has taken offence to me, It wasn't me who was bobbin posting or doxposting. In fact I didn't post at all yesterday.

>jewish reporting

into the trash it goes

>>81530231
>BFG
More discord drama?

If you're using AI in any shape or form you're a scumbag! Destroying the environment and supporting stealing from artists just because you're lazy! We need a complete ban by the government soon.

>>81530239
no i'm not a discorder, its just my new name for "shippy".

BFG (Big Fat Greg)

Something rly amazing happened yesterday,,am jst not gna talk about it incase i jynx it bht if i wait a week or 2 first to be sure then itll be fine.Its sad too.don't like things changing in life,even if its a good change its disruptive,but its good.x
>>81530192
Made me sick n anxious,,its kinda unnecessary when you dont have a job

>>81530245
Do you think his fatness is his defining characteristic?

i have very oily skin, reckon i have some mediterranean heritage

>>81530270
What do you usually have for breakfast?

>>81530070
She genuinely seemed to like you. I think lads are jealous of that

>>81530270
is the girl from the group into you?

>>81530281
oily skin is good mate means youll get less wrinkles

>>81530245
So just thread drama, lass?

Getting worried about them microplastics, going to stop drinking bottled water me x

>>81530274
That and his hair (or lack thereof), yes

>>81530270
>Made me sick n anxious,,its kinda unnecessary when you dont have a job
should still be fine in moderation lad but I'm a boozer so I cant say much

>>81530306
Microplastics are already inside your blood, bollocks and brain so I wouldn't worry about it.

Very cool now let's see the idf targets in Gaza

i'm working on dying. can't seem to get it right

wold wisions

>>81530350
I'm listening to an album just about this stop spying on me

Microplastics are in the air around us x

>>81530408
depends on where one lives i reckon

what in the fuck is booktok

>>81530439
Women gooning to written porn and talking about it like it's a personality trait.

>>81530431
Wrong. Microplastics are in everything on earth. Even on tribes in the middle of the jungle. Scientists can't do a study on microplastics because they can't even find a control group. They are in literally everyone.

>>81529784
Alright, B is a good lad after all

Israel? Iran? Palestein?
Just hope all the teams have fun.

Made more (hahaha right achievement) in 24 hours, than I have in a month of watching (not paying attention to) adverts for SATs. Corr, and I do mean corr.

>>81530449
I said sorry to him for the jew remark.

Are you ready for war de lads? Mark is and he will be doing alright there fighting for are country and Helen x

>>81530231
Alright lad I'll take your word for it. It can be difficult to decipher who is posting what at times

>>81530461
Remember reading on Reddit that a job centre work coach suggested doing surveys like this for a living. Grim as fuck. I bet fair trade cocoa famers earn more in per day.

>>81530446
No microplastics where i live

Planning out my Deanomaxx
Dilemma - is Deano an iPhone only type of guy?

Plastics are the evil of this Earth, millions and billions of particles of plastics inside your body just think about it

>>81530491
Deano wouldnt be seen dead having an android phone. Android phones give normie women the ick.

>>81530491
Deanos are generally iPhonemaxxed. There care a lot about brands and the women they associate with tend to care about brands too

>>81530491
I think Deanettes are iPhone, but it doesn't matter whether Deano himself has an iPhone or some flagship Android as long as he's paying double the normal price for the phone through a contract.

>>81530502
so you're an expert on women now blard?

>>81530387
if youre not drain gang i dont wanna hang out

>>81530508
No. Just what ive seen online and memes and stuff.

>>81530502
This isn't a real thing lad. Think it's a meme from America and isn't even true there either, just a joke.

>>81530308
There are many fat and bald men out there though. Shippy is unique.

>>81530489
Funniest I've been told, was to become an eBay seller.

>Some black woman talking to herself at the charger next to me

>>81530529
I'm inclined to agree with them though, iPhone is a sort of status symbol within these circles, and I believe it comes with a messenger app that they may or may not use

>>81529837
corr the Scottish riviera

>>81530539
Nah trust me, I'm probably the most normie lad who has ever posted here. It's not a thing.

>>81530502
My gf and I both have android phones you moron

Fucking hell

>"what are you looking at me for"

*Closes window*

Going to have to wait here until she finishes her charge and drives off before I can get out of the car and stop my own charger

>>81530545
Well that's good because I prefer Samsung but I might have to upgrade to a newer one

how many languages does shippy speak?

ACTUALLY. As someone with exclusive access to a Deano they are all about the top of the line Chinese phones with lots of unnecessary features.

>>81530562
Fluently? Zero.

>>81530562
He's fluent in punjabi and chapati

>>81530538
Say hello, and ask her how her days going

yep its wfh, whf yep, doing nowt i am yep yep, done me laundry, cleaned the bathroom oh aye i av cleaned it and im aving a woffe yep i am

>>81530538
>Literal insane black woman

Definitely your type

>>81530546
You're not a Deano though are you lad?

SEASIDE Morning UPload

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWljBmoA6IM

We're cooked.

Shippy has just broken the internet.

Need to shit but not allowed to leave the wagie cage.

feeling sick today

Government should ban Airbnbs and HMOs.

>>81530607
Shit in 1 of your desk drawers, then sue the company for making you degrade yourself.

>>81530286
because he wasn't a dickhead or creepy to her. it's really not difficult to get women to like you, but most of the lads in here can't understand that.

>>81530578
shitposting ere m8 while earning fat stacks

Sucking my own cum directly from Eva's vaginal arse.

>>81530600
Post the full transcript please lad x

Minted I am, me lads. Nearly enough for a cheap bottle of cider. Might play this game more often. That's the most money I've earned in 6 years.

>>81530620
it is lush
>workstream
empty
>line manager
off till monday
>e learning document im 100% reading
open

oh it is very lush indeed

>>81530546
never been with a lass who used an android and I've been with a few (21)

>>81530631
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It is important to recognize TMAU as an invisible disability and to provide support and understanding to those affected by it. The condition can have a profound impact on an individual's quality of life, affecting their ability to interact with society in personal, educational, and professional settings

>>81530619
To be fair I don't think anyone was trying to get them to like her. But she seemed to naturally like Blad.

>>81530634
Don't overdo it right away. Just do enough each day to get up to your 10 percent bonus then go full QMEEmax.

>>81530634
This is how Swanny made his millions lol.

>>81530634
>2.52 an hour
>3.44 an hour
Unfathomably grim

>>81530286
>>81530649
she didn't. it's poverty porn

Orgy with Ruth, eva6 and Lauren from QMEE

>>81530638
I mean I still gotta do work, but nothing stops me taking a cheeky 5 mins to shitpost
I made myself too important to fully skive, sadly

>>81530619
>it's really not difficult to get women to like you
How then?
You can't answer.

>>81530669
just b urself laddy :)

>>81530660
noooo, see im invisible, no one bothers me, just do the bare minimum for what im paid to do and sink back into the woodwork

Blad "accidentally" killing Evalass classic Fatty Arbuckle style.

>>81530652
Just a few a day, maybe spread out over the day, not just beasting it.
>>81530655
~2.25 ph
Going from 0.00 an hour, that's quite an improvement.

>>81530669
bee yourself but also bee someone completely different

>>81530674
i get that lad and im jelly, but ive got a mortgage to pay and other shit i want to waste money on

Learn a little python and you can get 40 USD an hour doing re-enforcement training for AI for whatever amount of time you choose.

>>81530669
Not him but:

>Show genuine interest in them by listening carefully to what they have to say
>Build a life that you enjoy, and do things that genuinely excite you. Not for girls, for you.
>Don't pretend to be something you're not
>Take care of yourself, your hygiene, your health. Don't look sloppy or scruffy
>Smile, be approachable, be friendly and relaxed

BBC heavily pushing this new tranny propaganda series.

>>81530694
You forgot be born attractive, not autistic and earn a high wage.

>>81530700
Sure, being attractive, socially smooth, and wealthy helps. But plenty of lads have success without ticking all those boxes. It's mostly about making people feel good around you, genuinely liking who you are, and having enough courage to actually connect. Cynicism won't help, but being sincere, open, and comfortable in your own skin absolutely will.

>>81530694
>listening carefully to what they have to say
What if they just won't talk to you to begin with? This reads like it was written for lads to are already Chads.

>>81530712
I don't deny that but if you're an unemployed autistic who lives with their parents then none if that is going to help at all unfortunately. UNLESS you find a lass in a similar situation. We need a spacker dating app tbqh.

>>81530675
Thats a good one that lad. Made me laugh. Give the lad a ginger buzz cut Norwood 0 and replace the ps2 games with NTSC Super Nintendo games and you have a somewhat accurate image of me.

>>81530695
turn the BBC off lad
you'll feel much better

>>81530726
Big Fat Twat (BFT)

racially segregating jelly babies

>>81530726
All in good fun. I hope you can find love some day, same for all the lids in here. For the record, I still think Eva was a Crosslad LARP.

>>81530722
It's definitely harder when you're dealing with extra challenges. But the truth is, some people will genuinely care a lot more about feeling understood and valued than your job or living situation. Instead of writing yourself off, just try making small improvements one step at a time, even if it feels insignificant. You'd be surprised how far authenticity and kindness can go, especially when you actually find someone who appreciates you.

>>81530726
Fucks sake you're ginger too? Were you Hitler in a past life or something lad?

>>81530731
I like to mong out to Bargain Hunt when I'm having me woffee if that's alright with you de lid?

the lads offering advice Vs the lads needing the advice

I'll be honest lads. Islam is more important to me than my own family. And I'm not even muslim.

>>81530749
They both look like that, at different times of year.

>>81530748
proper based shit right there

Kept looking at mounjaro and wegovy on boots but it's robbery what they ask. Not to mention side effects of which ozempic/wegovy has less of but it's still expensive. I may as well just do 500 calorie OMAD with a good quality multivitamin and force myself to stick to it

Had to tell my girlfriend last night that I've been meeting up with a 19 year old boy for sex.

>>81530771
It's always considerably better when Natasha is the host.

>>81530794
how'd that go for you?

>>81530764
I am aware bird species undergo changes in their plumage at certain points in the year. 'Twas merely a jest

>>81530812
It was complicated because some local lads told her the boy was 14 but he was really 19. So I had to deal with all of the fall out from that.

approved for 6k credit card 0% interest on purchases for 20 months and once that's up I'll transfer the balance to another 0% credit card and it's all on for freeeeee

>>81530747
Yes. Love the color of my hair. Wouldnt change it for nothing. It shimmers a golden hue in the sunlight.

>>81530829
That's why eva6 was drawn to you. You like yourself. And I like that too. Good work lad.

>>81530829
>color
English please, fatty.

>>81530829
Wonder if women like ginger lads the same way men like ginger lassies?

qrd on bobbinposting?

>>81530787
>I may as well just do 500 calorie OMAD with a good quality multivitamin and force myself to stick to it
Why not just a sustainable diet that will maintain your target bodyweight from the start?

>he thinks he manipulates the thread
You're no master baiter, you're just wank.

>>81530787
>I may as well just do 500 calorie OMAD with a good quality multivitamin and force myself to stick to it

That won't happen though. Mounjaro actually works. Crash diets don't.

>>81530891
Mums on monjarno. Shes lost 12 pounds in a month. Good stuff.

Mounjaro? No thanks, I'll stick to Manjaro - a friendly GNU + Linux distribution based on Arch Linux.

>>81530906
Why don't you get on it, lad? This time next year you could be Ebin tier skinny.

Getting kicked tae fook by this eye pressure in muh left eye. Eye goes dry, feels like it is swollen, painfull, light hurts. Been sat for 30 min with my head inside the body of my hoody, with the hood over as well, 4 migraleve (they help with the pain a bit). Not seeing the eye clinic till next week, fuck knows when surgery will be, and been left with no meds, and my Dr can't prescribe anything, as I'm being dealt with by the eye clinic. Ffs, glaucoma is not fun.

>>81530912
That actually helps you gain weight too, judging by most Linux fans

>>81530928
Know anyone to buy weed off of? It would probably help.

>>81530850
mate of man has a rancid ginger beard, proper scottish stereotype despite being english, and he still gets the bints despite being bald and overweight too
his key is that's got a good sense of humour and shit he's passionate about

>>81530937
>mate of man
is this like being a friend of dorothy?

>>81530936
I do already partake in that. Had a pipe earlier (but also did have the meds) and feeling a bit better now (I did double up on the meds, so that is what helped the most, I think).
Looked into getting a med script for weed, but need to have had 2 lots of medication that hadn't worked, before they will let you have a script.

>>81530950
brain's fried from hayfever lad gis some slack
mate of mine*

Ponce? Yeah he's definitely a "mate of man" if you know what I mean.

>>81530964
>tired old "ponce is gay" gimmick
slow day at work is it BN?

>>81530962
Same desu and the antihistamines are doing fuck all but at least they help me sleep.

>>81530491
This: >>81530506

Most Deanos probably use iPhones but some might be willing to use flagship Android phones, especially the top Samsung ones

>>81530964
tbf we did think the lad was gay in the closet but he slays puss on the reg and by now he'd have come out

Greg up Mounjaro

>Shit he's passionate about

>>81531005
every good lad puts a lot of focus on his dumps, it's an event

Got a nice little Eureka collection going at the moment. Would be even better displayed on a decent bookcase but gotta make do for now. Very good company to buy from.

>>81531024
>a fistful of dynamite
Based and Leonepilled.

>>81530812
You should've asked 'how did she take it?' and he then should've said 'up the arse'.

Always funny to see /r9k/ portrayed in normie culture

>>81531024
Corr love seeing all those colours on the shelf. My games look like that. It lush.

>>81530829
How big is your cock, lad?

>>81531056
>reading books in 2025 lmao

>>81531066
Too big for you little lid.

>>81531066
NTA but that's a cat, lad. Looks like a kitten, so is probably small.

>>81531056
lol
I think eggy had the feds at his door around this time

>>81531066
Keeping that private my lid. TMI if you know what I mean.

fucking feds. Of course someone has said that one b4

>>81531118
Tiny male issues. Got it pal.

>>81531066
He doesn't know he's not seen it in years

>>81531130
corr you fuck big pussy

>>81530868
This post gave me a chuckle

>>81531056
Fucking hell, I wonder if he was a /britfeel/ lurker

>>81531075
>reading books

>>81531142
well I mean, that's not bad I guess. You asian?

Bought myself a sunflower for my patio from Morrisons. Lush

Garn Newcastle later. Might kidnap Chika, stuff him in the boot of my car and drop him off in Scarborough

>>81531130
Rolling xox

>>81531130
Nice little roll I think

SPACCA detectives have been deployed to Feel Street after a spate of spontaneous amphibian melting struck the local frens in the community due to severe neglect. Owners are sending their lids out to die an unceremonious and brutal death just for the sake of a 24 pack of Lilt or some burgers, cheese and buns for a barbecue later without so much as a bottle of water, n rocket lolly or some wepsi.
Saw one gurgling and gasping for a wapri-sun just now, people were walking around him as the heat reduced him to a greasy green puddle. They scream when they liquefy. It isn't right what happens to them, by the time I'd got him some pop he was just slime upon the cobblestones.
In tears... I won't lie.

>>81531183
Alright Katie price

>>81531130
I will have go.
>>81531142
Haha you love ping pong
>>81531183
*shits on your chest*
>>81531187
Faggot.

>>81531183
>>81531187
You two got absolutely fucked there lmao

Happy autistic pride day lads.

RIP Bobbin and Benji. Still can't get the smell of burning dog out his air fryer. Well they took his benefits and he had to eat, didn't he?

>tfw no british rose girlfriend (ruth)

no euromillions win would get me a genuine lass.

>>81531246
Ruth is gorgeous desu really kind eyes and smile.

Ok, glaucoma attack over, I need to go out into the IRL before the next attack happens.

Pipe and a choon time methinks, before venturing out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG3TsHLKNk

>>81531286
How bad your vision loss atm lid? You need a cane yet? I know it completely fucks your peripheral vision after a while. Wishing you all the best.

find it weird how hard britfeel flipflops from "HAHA FOOK OFF YA MELTY CUNT NONCE" to "sending you good vibes mate"

>>81531290
No, luckily my peripherals haven't gone yet. Mad as it's been happening for the last 2 years (getting more frequent, having these attacks last days now, last week I had 3 days of migraines and eye aching, then a day of light headaches).
Not got any vision loss (I do wear glasses so that could be it deteriorating), it was the pressure in my eye that caused the optician to send me to the eye clinic.

>>81531256
Yes she's got a lovely smile. I hope she's enjoying life more than ever.

American lasses tend to have nice eyes.

>>81530283
Usually nothing desu lad sometimes toast
>>81530287
Shes married

>>81531311
Depends on who's posting. Some lads are genuine and others are complete melter trolls.
>>81531312
Hopefully they've caught it early and you can manage it best. Went to a guide dog event once and they had a guy with glaucoma whose life was completely upended but his came on really quick. Simple things like not being able to see the curb in the street. He said once the sun goes down he can't leave the house.
>>81531314
Lovely little lass she is. I wonder what her favourite craft beer is.

>>81531173
Piccy of sunflower,?

Sweating here lads, 28C. Having s chicken burger to cool down

fucking squirrel keeps eating all the birdseed from my feeders lads
proper asbo that lad

>>81531373
Vile maggot.

>>81531373
Blad I hope this isn't you, kek.

>>81531373
Cute cock. Nice dinner.

On my mams days off if she make smth ill have jt,,bacon n stuff like that. I actually feel so much better if I eat in the morning. Lol. Jst forget ahout it.

>tfw no scoliosis girlfriend

>>81531130
fucking roll

cant get over how many of you lads are still at the parents' digs

>>81531373
blad, wtf?

Hunt calls for 'urgent re-examination' of Letby case
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyql1gv0zgo

>>81531358
I have several issues going on, and don't like walking about at night as I have trouble if the ground is uneven or I can't see if it's uneven, but I thought that was due to neurological issues I have (don't know what they are, something to do with plaque build up on my brain, but things I read about that point to alzheimers, so not sure why the left side of my body is a bit fucky{coordination, and muscle loss issues on my left side}).

Why get a job when you can stay at your parents and live off disability disposable income? You'd only stress yourself out and have to start spending money on things like a car if you had a job.

>/pol/ reject thinks /britfeel/ is for willy posting.
Good one, ya racist pooftah.

>>81531460
It's fucking scary how fucked up the justice system is in this country. The fact you need legal aid or to spend money on a solicitor as an innocent person is shocking. The sole objective is to put someone away for something, even if it is the wrong person.

>>81531482
Basically everyone on 4chan is /pol/-tier

Feel bad for me scottish lass now. I didn't know she had health issues other than asthma. Still she gets to live life on easy mode because she's female.

>>81531488
No excuse to take gimmicks across boards.

>and knowing how the roads are getting in Britain, I will need dashcams.

And whomst could we attribute blame to? Hmmm? What has been happening lately? Hmmm? Boatloads of issues arising lately, but not sure why.

Manifesting the spirit of Kim Woodburn in my room to tidy it but she goes off on one about how disgusting it is so I perform an exorcism

>>81531130
Gentle roll.

feeling like pure arse

>>81531513
NTA but, I hope you and chang have a good life together.

>>81531497
Lad, there's nothing wrong with us being racist, you can't censor topics

Missed the willy, gonna have a look on t' archive

>>81531529
Didn't say anything about being racism, ya racist pooftah.

Looked, just what my pecker looks like when it's flaccid desu right down to the foreskin, surprised he didn't have that off being a yank

My shit life as a cute millennial neet

>>81531530
Was it deleted by the time you'd found yer magnifying glass?

>Racism is bad because... well it just is okay?!
>(But only if you're huwhite)

What do yanks flaccid willies look like when they are circumcised only ever seen erect ones on porn websites they must be like little tiny sausages

>>81531539
dont make me come over there and pat you on the head, nerd

>>81531552
Least misandrist w*stern w*man

Fountain of Bacchus
1561-68
Marble
Boboli Gardens, Florence

This grotesque-style fountain represents Shippy di Bartolo, the dwarf at the court of Cosimo I de' Medici. Because of his nudity and potbellied shape, the figure is sometimes identified as Bacchus. However, it is certainly a portrait of Shippy di Bartolo, known as Il Morgante, the most famous of the five buffoons who lived at the Medici court.

The statue, a Medici commission, was only later adapted as a fountain.

>>81531578
>Fountain of B

>He was given a 12-year extended sentence with nine years in custody and was placed on the Sex Offenders' Register for life. A Non-Harassment Order was also imposed.
A decent sentence for once, did a judge suddenly come to their senses? Should be 20 years and chemical castration, but at least it's not a slap on the wrist like a lot of the shit in the news

>>81531551
W-what does English even mean, you Anglo Saxon viking Celtic Roman mutt!

racism in the west from whites: >:(
racism in the east from japs: its their culture :)

Racism from Jews: oy Gevalt gods chosen people can say what they want

when I want a white european homogenous society im a nazi but when japanese people have that and want to maintain that its just their culture and how they are and you just have to respect that when you visit

Another /pol/tard melty I see

Jews: intelligent due to genetics
Goyim: all the same

>No Yanklass
>No Eva6

We lost a couple of oldfeelers and the thread suffers for their loss. It not right. /britfeel/ used to be so lively when they were here alas not anymore.
We scare our greatest away.

Another jewish melty I see

>>81531633
There's at least 2 of us

>somebody who posts for a few months is now an oldfeeler

Oy Gevalt goy, aren't you excited to serve our, I mean your country against Iran? You like blowing up muzzies right?

>>81531640
You're going overboard with the fullstops, as per usual.

>>81531493
You live life on easy mode lad.

>>81531608
>an asylum seeker from Afghanistan
Our Greatest Strength, Economic Rocket Fuel, etc etc.

>>81531645
What's caused your melty?

>>81531645
both of you have the same meltys though so i dont give a shit

He's having a melty
He's having a bawl
He's having a melty against the wall

>>81531555
Evrybody jst want to feel like a good boy deep down

I miss arbroathy< / 3

Looking to meet some "mates of men" for first time man mating in the Swanscombe area.

>>81531700
The headpat offer wasn't a joke for that reason

Melty! melty! The fat mong cried,
As irony burned from deep inside.
He smashed the keys with rage and flair,
While crumbs of kebab clung to his chair.

melty will start hitting the filter too much soon, we need a new word for it

Imagine being able to lick your own bollocks like a cat

Asmr girls

>>81531760
finally a man after my own heart

>>81531733
How about we start saying, what a faggot. Keep it simple, traditional, like the elders used to do.

Gangster number 1? More like, vicious pooftahs.

>>81531722
Thanks xx
>TXXSAP

>>81531578
been listening to the rest is history, BN?

Corr feeling a bit rough off last night's wiss up but I should be alright. Nowhere near as bad as I felt over the weekend. Might go waccies later and try that new Big Arch wurger. it Wednesday x

>>81531820
didnt you have mcdonalds twice in the past week already?

Fuckin ell lads I go out for an hour with my mam and I come back to some banned photo that is allegedly me and my bellend! What was it? And whats going on, world gone mad.

Do just eat drivers get paid less if you have + so get free delivery? 5.99 for 3 months of free delivery seems like a good deal where is the catch

Is my watch strap too tight if it leaves marks? If I have it any looser it moves, but the right tightness seems to leave marks and feel uncomfortable

im in the airport, fast track

Just come back from McDonalds mums treat. Oh it lush. The last supper before my big diet. Better than giving it to the bookies eh?

>>81531810
Not one of my posts de lad.

>>81531847
he's lovin' it

>>81531916
>My big diet

Good luck with it lad! I personally think obesity is a disease and you can't diet it away, when you try the weight just goes back on, but I hope you prove me wrong.

>>81531909
trying everything im a lab rat x

Wouldn't mind being fat me. Can't be arsed eating so much

>>81531916
4x LUSH de lid

Just try your best to stick to the diet, you will be glad you did, dont just bitch out after a week or 2 , keep at it lad

>>81531314
She has a very pleasing peasant look about her. If I were a feudal lord I'd definitely let her come and live in my manor house

>>81531441
Lauras back looks like a old leather handbag. Not right. Not lush.

NES, corr, uncle jammer just like my real uncle, used to go to my grans house when I was a wee lad and he would be playing NES games and his room stunk at the time never knew what the smell was back then but I've now concluded he wanked a lot in that room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CGdsEH5KJs

Crossman lads assemble

>>81531441
coor lads

CORRR

I cant help but notice as times goes on we are seeing more and more skin each time
I am looking forward to the day she gets the BOOBA out tbqh corr
That or she goes down the "try on haul" route, either way i shall be spaffing

>>81531906
what if i never make it back from this damn panic attack desu

>>81531919
>>81531810
I'm not BN but not far from him. Only looked up fat statue for this post
>>81531509
But it's interesting that podcast you mentioned discussed Cosimo de Medici who commissioned it recently too lad

>>81531378
I had the same issue, caught a squirrel on camera trying to steal the entire feeder and he got his nutsack stuck on the fence.
>>81531441
Face like a toucan, back like an emu.

was expecting a delivery and am sitting wfh in the living room near the front door so I can hear a knock. get an email it's been delivered and the cunt just immediately put it behind the bin instead of knocking.

>>81532021
They all do this now. No need to knock when you can just sprint to the door and back.

>>81532021
My mum had a delivery, and didn't know, and we were just getting back as the guy was starting to take a pic, I ran up and to see if anything needed signing, and he was whinging about people not answering the door, and I asked him if he had knocked as I couldn't hear the dog barking, and he said no, then went back to his van.
What a plonker.

>>81532021
same all the time for me mate
i dont mind too much, i assume its just cos they're fucking rushing to 500 other deliveries they got on and want you to pull it away from the door asap

RODNEY UNC JUST SHIT HIMSELF YOU PLONKER

>>81531673
I saw the other anon making based posts so I joined in

>>81532059
There was a scene where he pissed himself

>>81531056
This interview is on youtube and it's hilarious, highly recommend watching. He unironically starts telling the interviewer about chads, stacies and the supreme gentleman.

RODNEY UNC JUST FELL DOWN THE BAR STEPS FUCK ME YA PLONKER
*AUDIENCE ERUPTS IN LAUGHTER*

>>81532154
id laugh at old people falling down stairs

>>81529664 (OP)
Israel has killed 600+ Iranians

Iran has killed 24 Israelis.

How does that factor into the areas being bombed? Why has Israel killed more people of their strikes are supposedly more precise?

>>81532168
Who gives a fuck i hope they all kill each other

FUCK ME RODNEY YA PLUNKER THE BOMB SHELTER IS ON THE ROOF AND GRANDAD SHIT HIMSELF
*AUDIENCE LAUGHS THEMSELVES TO DEATH*

>>81532168
Israel loves killing goyim. Iran target's military installations

Sph50 on my face n my lips to btfo thr bastard sun hair dry enuff watermelon fed n conditioned fidget spinner left in my adidas hoodie from yday nicotine patch on my arm jst need phone charged n we're outdoors insured

700 chosenites? What a shoah
50,000 goyim? Self defense

Feel like ny phone is lit never off charge

Ebin and Crossy slathering spf50 all over each other like Tim slathering biooil over his face

>>81532210
Miss the Bio Oil era tbqh de lid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE7od-PPKaw
he having webab wrap classic HHL style

>>81532210
Half the time the 50 is same price now so ud be silly not to

Rly dont feel like going for a walkies but i told myself i would so i will.Cya later

gonna go for a stroll and blast some choons lads, cant be arsed with spf faggotry tho

>>81532284
I don't use sunscreen at all. I vitamin D maxx

Tan is the natural sunscreen anyway

>>81532298
face like a saggy arse

>>81532210
I genuinely thought that said spaff.

Currently in Stockton on Tees on the bus. Oh aye

>>81532298
Tan is just sun damaged skin

>>81532318
You know people coped without sunscreen for millennia

Imagine you lived in the same town as SSM and walloped him with a water balloon but not in a nasty way just for banter

Suddenly the shut ins are experts on the effects of sun on the skin? Or is it just cope because they don't go outside. Lol.

Protip lads buy the kids sun cream it's usually better and cheaper.

>>81532337
Yeah and they all had leather skin by 40-50, some of us want to have healthy skin
>>81532348
There's a reason why crossy looks 15 at 35

>>81532357
Oh I know, because it's made up internet nonsense.

>>81532199
>Sph50 on my face n my lips

>>81532210
I'm down for this, full body SPF layering. Although I doubt they get much UV up in Glasgo

>>81532298
Yea have fun with that............................................................U should do aftersun at least,, wouldnt make a diff to vitamin d would it?
>>81532357
32.....................................
>>81532373
Haggard + seething

>>81532337
Yea, and they had faces like saggy arses

>>81532380
I'm 32 next month as well crossy, do you want to shag?

Vitamin D deficiency? It might be for you but it's not for me

Want to see that film aftersun n all

>>81532380
>32
Sorry xx

Must agree with the lads saying no to sunscreen. Sun's been there for all life on earth from the very start. The chemical slops introduced to the population in the past century both contain carcinogens, and form more carcinogens with reactions on your skin when UV is hitting them.
Yeah benign ones do exist link zinc / mineral sunscreen like the one zuckerberg had on him in that one pic but honestly better to just let nature be nature and not put anything on your skin you don't need it

No need to bother with SPF for the rest of the day even if it's still hot now. The UV index is only 2 now.
It's the middle of the day when it's 7 or so that you want sun protection.

We staying here until 500 posts when melty man makes his usual early thread?

>>81532396
>Must agree with the lads saying no to sunscreen

>>81532388
Just supplement you need to supplement all winter anyway

>>81532398
I use SPF50 even in winter.

>>81532380
Prove it then. You won't.

>>81532408
Protip, exfoliate. It looks better and your skin will feel amazing. Now I don't feel properly clean on my face with just soap

He's getting conscious of time and older age and is retreating further into cringe cutesy anime 4chins language and cope. It transparent.

>>81532387
Jst cuddles n that

>>81532423
maybe I'll look into it, atm I cleanse+moisturize twice a day

>>81532396
So you don't wash your face or put anything on your skin at all mate? All products contain chemicals

Bus wagie driving me down the A66 to Darlington

>>81532409
Youre the guy behind me in tesco when am buying booze n the lassie asks my id even though shes already seen it before from the last time nd then youre like that "are you not going to ask me as well hen ha ha ha ha" nd were both looking at you like that was never happening matey

>>81532396
...And I still supplement with it anyway because I don't go out much. This one from now is the only thing on the market that has a good amount. D3 RDA (like most vitamins) was intentionally made a very low number when they first came up with RDA's. You would get 50k IU from 30 minutes in the sun. Most d3 supplements people buy are 5k IU if that. Only thing is you need to take a good dose of vitamin K to go with it so the vitamin D works right in your body

>taking pills to fix the lack of vitamins and nutrition from mass produced slop
>Even the fruit and veg have been diddled with (GMO)

Why don't we focus on healthy foods, try and make ourselves the best version of a human?

>>81532429
How about cuddling and frotting? Cheers

>>81532429
not him but id take some cuddles desu

I'm so fucking knackered. I had exercise plans for tomorrow because it's my day off but I'll probably be knackered tomorrow too. Every shift is 12 hours at the moment

any Solomon ChauChads in?

>>81532436
Warm water does 99% of what anything added does. Warm water and friction removed 100% of dirt, sweat, anything else. Everything we do is pointless to be honest. Even brushing your teeth with a brush and warm water does the exact same thing as brushing your teeth with toothpaste, the plaque still comes off just the same. Same applies to body, face, hair. Friction and water are what does the job. The slop we buy is just something that's been manufactured as a necessity. Do you think people just walked around smelly all the time before soap was invented? Water is nature's solvent

Crossy, take Ebin to the counting house

>>81532458
There's chemicals in water too

What activities does deano do on the weekend?

The vast majority of the human population is deficient in vitamin D. All life on earth including humans spent all day in the sun. Only in recent centuries did we become mostly indoors people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAfVC4l5uZ0

>>81532483
I'll give you some D mate dont you worry

Slathering crossmong with my Vitamin D enriched semen

>>81532459
That was so class you went inside.I thought it would be just pic of the building.Forgot this kewl 1 from the other night btw.There was some others i forget.

also on that 'gaining a tummy' grind
discovered chocolate, haven't i?

last time i weighed myself was almost a year ago. just shy of 9 stone. definitely in the 9s now. FUCK

Going to weigh myself now

just threw away all my shampoo and soaps and toothpaste and deodorant

Neway yeah going a walk
>>81532441
Dont know it is
>>81532445
Xxxxx

This 1 was pretty good as well

do you guys actually have 4chan/browsers all zoomed in, or is it just for these screenshots of CAPTCHAs? high-res monitors, or poor eyesight + computers not adjusting over time?

(i don't want to be alone in the latter ;_;)

>>81532438
>Youre the guy behind me in tesco when am buying booze n the lassie asks my id even though shes already seen it before from the last time nd then youre like that "are you not going to ask me as well hen ha ha ha ha" nd were both looking at you like that was never happening matey
Proof?

>>81532508
bring back the eva6 character

>>81532508
>Frot or frotting (slang for frottage; from French frotter 'to rub') is a sexual practice that usually involves direct penis-to-penis contact.

cheers

threw my fleshlight in the bin getting on my nofap grind im making it to 100 days this time

>>81532517
I cant mind if it was on my phone or laptop. Cus if its phone jtll just be w/e is default. My eyesight is horrific tho. Not sure. How big is urs? X

>the fags chased out the vagina havers so they could be even more faggy

>>81532438
must admit, i've done this. but it's because i'm also of "ambiguous age", or at least i was when i was drinking.
they'd ID students and then look at me and go "ah" and at least one time i went "haha not IDing me, like?" and they go "? it's OK, i remember you."
then i feel FOOLISH. at least "haha no worries mate, i take it as a compliment" always lands.

anyone bought one of them portable coolers that you fill with water?

Not doing the dishes
Just not doing them
Bloody sick of it
Dishwasher it is
Dishi Sunak

Just ate 500g 5% beef mince oh aye, fink I'll be shartingtons out that later

>>81532542
and heres why that is a GOOD thing

>>81532540
keep it at the default, i wear glasses to read. need an eye test i reckon, next free NEET one is due in a few months.
it's fine, but when i'm tired and staying up, or especially if i've had a few opioids, i need to make the text big. just do. even used Magnifier in Windows the other night, that's my life now.

although, i will say that greentext on dark peach is not the best colour combo. what is that black 4chan theme you are rocking crossy?

>>81532571
>shartingtons out that later
Shut it ya forrin poof.

Sprogberg has a sunburn

>>81532562
Saturday 30th August, lube up pantyboy

Took the back of me armchair off and on and it seems to have got rid of the incessant squeaking de lids. Don't think I had it perfectly aligned last time.

>>81532571
>Just ate 500g 5% beef mince
how in the FUCK
i had the same, that was four meals (two burgers, two mince n tatties).

Big B also said he can eat it in one go in spaghetti bolognese:
>>81507815

i'm sorry but that's too much. you might die.

>>81532584
Leeds Leeds Leeds
Not worried about that one little lid
garnnnn be a weltdown in Sunderland in December too by the looks of it

Fuck off to /soc/ you hookup posting faggots.

>>81532597
Just ate it mate, had a pack of micro rice too. Got a big appetite.

>>81532600
Sneederland will be easy, they'll come straight back down

>>81532597
>that was four meals
If you're this much of a twink you can take over from eva6. 500g beef with a cup of rice (dry - so ~3 cups cooked) is a standard meal.

>>81532581
>>81532584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJqtxFdx-rA

>>81532554
there was a JML one like that, reviews online said it worked for half an hour then did piss all.
stick a hot water bottle in the freezer, put it in a fluffy cover, hug it all day <3

>retreating further into cringe cutesy anime 4chins language

>>81532624
I can't have homophobia when I hang around with you faggots.

>>81532622
125g of mince is perfectly normal. i mean that WAS a burger, it WAS (arguably too much) mince to go with veggies, mash, and a Yorkshire pudding.

>a cup of rice (dry - so ~3 cups cooked)
going to shamefully admit to being a metricfren (or at least a weightfellow) here: i have 60g of (brown) rice. sometimes the packets say 75g is a portion, but i say 60g. goes well with half a chicken breast, diced, in a stir fry.
>is a standard meal.
you are being a silly pear.

>>81532622
>>81532645
also i'm not a twink, i'm >>81532500
am i saying i'd like an assertive, dominant person to coerce me into not eating and/or losing weight? yes.
am i saying i'd like to dress up as a woman, for you? no. i'm a big guy ;_;

someone please give me the name of a British city and/or area of London. one that's punchy (2-3 syllables), and that Americans will recognise, or at least recognise as British. big alternative/trendy/geeky scene is a bonus.
thank you.

>>81532689
Fartly Square.

>>81532542
If you want to talk to women try Reddit or soc

>>81532689
Whip ma whop ma gate

>>81532689
idk lad, probably camden, failing that then fartly square

>>81532703
If you want to be gay go to r9gay.

>>81532689
Westminster

>chased out the vagina havers so they could be even more faggy

>>81532713
There's no need to have women here. Only incels want women in /britfeel/

>>81532725
You just want it to be males only in hope of snaring a prison gay bf.

Every "Woman" in /britfeel/ is an unlikable piece of shit

>>81532738
You're an incel who's only hope of interacting with women is on /britfeel/

not feeling so good chat x

>>81532744
OK pooftah.

>>81532747
same here lad, lets hope we both die

Please Yanklass return :'(

>Alina
Chased out
>Pigeon roastie
Chased out
>Nubs
Chased out
>Yanklass
Chased out
>Eva6
Chased out

They don't last long, they're all gone!

>>81532744
This is a serious trvke

>>81532753
Get a life AIapumong

have a good day UKchan, and scotland and ireland, peace be with you all and may god keep you all safe and sovereign

>Alina
Groomed by welsh manlet "Mayuri"
>Pigeon roastie
Raped by Weatherfu
>Nubs
Raped by Weatherfu and Shoutanon


no wonder they leave

sweating my arse off

>>81532783
>no wonder they leave
Good

>>81532783
Mayuri was Greek, newfag

>>81532668
>I'm not a twink I'm 126lb
Just put the dress on.

>OLDFEELER WAS THIS ACTUALLY

Woman on the train shoving her arse in my face. Wish she'd just sit down desu

>>81532834
Pipe down swanster

tempted to drop a few hundred quid on one of them portable AC units. boxroom absolutely roasting

>>81532858
do it lad, you wont regret it, theyre loud as fuck but well worth it

>>81532858
Electric price is what stops me, not the initial cost.

>>81532783
Shoutanon never raped Nubs. There was never any sexual contact between them.

Nubs was the only ever decent woman to post here

>>81532858
those things are terrible. can you not get a window unit over there?

Rapid repetitive movement seems to alleviate the RSI. Feels counterintuitive. It healing although the bonenibba feels weaker.

>>81532877
>decent woman
She was a tattooed whore

>>81532858
Move to lerwick

>>81532758
>Pigeon roastie
Groomed a lad half her age then died

Someone on the train watching videos of tel Aviv getting hit

Update on the temperature in ruthmong's boxroom?

bump limit boys

>>81532911
Somebody should pop the old night image on the next thread, ye olde style

>>81532881
I got a bonenibba that needs some repetive movements for you

>>81532922
can we get an edit of everyone in their boxrooms sweating their arses off

Febrezemaxxing

corrrrr 350 euro to part dublin airport at the terminal for 2 weeks

>>81532930
You have an injury in the little finger of your right hand because of cringe office job mouse movement too? Corrrrr.

>>81532949
nah I meant my cock

Chika's family and bf own shares in febreze

>>81532988
Can't help you there then

Call the emergency services, anon has sunburn

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where can i set up a burner e-mail that doesnt need a phone number or anything like that?

>>81532935
I wouldn't be able to do one, I'm not that good at PS or GIMP. The ye olde images were really well done.

>>81532993
He doesnt have a bf only a landlord that lets him live there rent free