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Anonymous No.81938219 [Report] >>81939990 >>81940898 >>81941597
/britfeel/
Wild Mouse edishy
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938252 [Report] >>81940898
Get in loser
You r in the night guard now x
Anonymous No.81938253 [Report]
DEAD

>captcha:xrntk
Anonymous No.81938258 [Report] >>81938310
>Wild Mouse
man i loved this one. most roller coasters were too intense for me, this was just a fun kiddy ride.
Anonymous No.81938269 [Report] >>81938395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2OWC5Hosv8
tune tho
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938290 [Report]
https://youtu.be/dcHKjUk-Yqg oh yesh
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938310 [Report]
>>81938258
Lol same
My big cousin went on the pepsi 1 in blackpool.It made me sick just looking at it.I couldnt wrap my head around how youd go on smth like that.
But wee ones like this is fine.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938330 [Report]
Gna get on the tea grind,,
Strawbo grind,,,,,
Watch youtube on my phone grind
In that order
Qutie tired me
Anonymous No.81938366 [Report] >>81938376
i have become depressed again. which on one hand is reassuring, because I thought I was completely blown out emotionally.
gonna play Hypnospace Outlaw again, and pretend the internet is still fun.
Anonymous No.81938376 [Report] >>81938405
>>81938366
Chin up lad things are always darkest before the dawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2e3ybmNi-8
Anonymous No.81938395 [Report]
>>81938269
was kind of expecting this in the film, tbqh. no rights issues with this guy, surely.
Anonymous No.81938405 [Report] >>81938432 >>81938473 >>81938519
>>81938376
just wanna be a child again, and feel that spark that used to be there, and taste the world the way it was.
Anonymous No.81938410 [Report]
plague inc is a very comfy game, thinking about buying defcon
Anonymous No.81938421 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1BRZg0GG0A
should have played in its entirety in the third film. cannot believe the live-action adaption of Sonic Adventure 2 let me down.
Anonymous No.81938432 [Report]
>>81938405
We all do lad, unfortunately the present and the future is all we've got. Making the best of it is itself a protest against the shit state of the world.
Anonymous No.81938458 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=aWPZ7oEQ4BY
good job /v/
(fuck you YouTube)
Anonymous No.81938473 [Report] >>81938527
>>81938405
IKTF. I don't feel anything anymore.
Anonymous No.81938519 [Report] >>81938534
>>81938405
you could try LSD? not even a full-on trip sesh, just microdose and have a jolly good day. everything becomes bright again, like seeing in HD with that child-like wonder about the world.
Anonymous No.81938527 [Report]
>>81938473
sometimes i wonder if i lost my soul somehow. more likely somw kind of stress induced disassociation though
Anonymous No.81938534 [Report]
>>81938519
I don't know how to get drugs, and I'm kind of scared of them. I don't have a well balanced mental state at the best of times.
Anonymous No.81938617 [Report]
Good digestive R&R this was
Verily
Anonymous No.81938621 [Report] >>81938649
Slept through the day and woke up at 2am. Sleeping schedule is absolutely shagged. Need to stay awake now until 8pm at least
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938637 [Report]
Lagoon x
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938649 [Report]
>>81938621
Jings xx
Anonymous No.81938656 [Report] >>81938689
everyone has to stay awake for the next 20+ hours, the end is nigh
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938668 [Report] >>81938688
*makes u a cuppa*
Anonymous No.81938688 [Report] >>81938758
>>81938668
cor cheers x old bean (coffee)
Anonymous No.81938689 [Report] >>81938722
>>81938656
I dont think they're gonna block it straight away. They will have to contact 4chan admins, give them time to make the changes, and if they dont threaten them with court proceedings etc.
Anonymous No.81938713 [Report]
the liminal hour
Anonymous No.81938722 [Report] >>81938785
>>81938689
lost track of what's real and what's FUD, but haven't they contacted 4chan and (as far as we're aware) 4chan have not responded or complied?
so as of today they're not doing the age checks when requested, it's just up to UK ISPs to block the site?
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938758 [Report]
>>81938688
*ask u if u want sugar in coffee nd then adds sugar if you said yes or doesnt if u said no* *places sanrio coaster on ur desk* *carefully place coffee cup on coaster*
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938773 [Report]
Few games of rocket league HHL style i fink
Anonymous No.81938785 [Report] >>81938797
>>81938722
>but haven't they contacted 4chan and (as far as we're aware) 4chan have not responded or complied?
Oh I see. How do we know they've contacted 4chan? I wonder whether they'll tell us what date it gets blocked or whether it'll just be blocked completely one day.

I wonder how many ppl will buy the pass to keep posting even on a VPN
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938790 [Report] >>81938820
Speaking of Sanrio, today My melody & Kuromi film goes on netflix(24th of july). Stop motion animated film
Anonymous No.81938791 [Report] >>81938810 >>81938837
*adds amphetamine to coffee*
Anonymous No.81938797 [Report] >>81938824 >>81939906
>>81938785
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content
>On 14 April 2025, Ofcom issued a formal information notice to the provider of the service 4chan requesting a copy of the record of its Illegal Content Risk Assessment, as part of our Risk Assessment Enforcement Programme. At the date of opening this investigation, no response has been received to the information notice.
Anonymous No.81938810 [Report]
>>81938791
Doesn't do anything for me as I have ADHD
Anonymous No.81938820 [Report]
>>81938790
don't know the actual lore of the characters (besides that thing about her not being a cat)
just remember this cartoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIWVKbOOvvY
saved in my bookmarks as 'IT EXISTS IT EXISTS' because there's some other English-language intro, this is the one i remember. was like one of those Mandela effects.
Anonymous No.81938824 [Report] >>81938860
>>81938797
Damn, I see. It really is bad then. If you told me this would be the outcome of the internet back in the early 2000s, I wouldn't have believed you.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938837 [Report]
>>81938791
Lools x
Anonymous No.81938839 [Report] >>81938852
just remember being home from school sick one day, watched this on FOX Kids or somewhere. all delirious with fever watching this cartoon about Kitty and Mimmy cleaning the house from 'dust bunnies'. mental.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938852 [Report] >>81938884
>>81938839
Dnt cry mateypie x
Anonymous No.81938860 [Report]
>>81938824
>oh so the RIAA or somewhere blocked websites for piracy? that Digital Millennium Copyright Act in America?
>no young-me, they're banning forums because of UK politics, to protect kids from offing themselves or joining the National Front.
Anonymous No.81938884 [Report] >>81938916
>>81938852
decided to watch this cartoon on YouTube, it cannot be sad. if they made kids sad, Ofcom would stop them.
Anonymous No.81938888 [Report] >>81938916
Paedophiles are people too
Anonymous No.81938909 [Report]
Hello Kitty & Luigi Kitty
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938916 [Report]
>>81938884
Haha x
>>81938888
Four same!
Anonymous No.81938922 [Report] >>81938960
wonder what stepdad is doing rn
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938948 [Report]
Me circa ave just sperged out at somebody that I like
Anonymous No.81938949 [Report] >>81938953
>7UP Zero 330ml (Pack of 8)
>Currently unavailable.
>We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.
Anonymous No.81938953 [Report] >>81938963
>>81938949
just buy some from the shop innit bruv
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938960 [Report]
>>81938922
Asleep innit
Anonymous No.81938963 [Report] >>81938971
>>81938953
nope, i refuse.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938966 [Report]
According tk that video Ebin posted most of the country is asleep now I fink. Am gna link it if I find jt cus I thought it was kewl bt think I didn't save it
Anonymous No.81938971 [Report] >>81938980
>>81938963
then die of dehydration anon, dont say i didnt try to help
Anonymous No.81938980 [Report]
>>81938971
i will. going to leave a note saying it's all Amazon's fault.
Anonymous No.81938996 [Report] >>81939014
such a kawaii morning
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939000 [Report]
Four four four x
Anonymous No.81939003 [Report]
shishishi
Anonymous No.81939005 [Report] >>81939028
going bed, cant be arsed, goodnight lods
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939014 [Report]
Gna leave voice chat on in rocket league zelda poster style......am a big girl i can take it
>>81938996
Meow x
Anonymous No.81939025 [Report]
everyone ITT is a big girl
(80% insulting, 20% complimentary)
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939028 [Report]
>>81939005
Hav a nice sleeps de lat
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939038 [Report]
Less than 5% of ppl in britain are awake rn x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4EfRggPL-M
Anonymous No.81939062 [Report]
me? engaged in entertainment and leisure from 15:00 to 08:00 or so.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939072 [Report]
Helper drinking smoothies
Trolls n haters on the melty grind
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939089 [Report] >>81939121 >>81939179
My new jumper so soft n cozy
Anonymous No.81939102 [Report] >>81939121
neighbours waking me up at 4am, it not right
maybe play some more xuan yuan sword 7, think the translators had some fun with the non-interactive npc dialogue
Anonymous No.81939121 [Report] >>81939179
>>81939089
what's it made of?
>>81939102
>neighbours waking me up at 4am, it not right
i know that feel. expecting the weird pipes to start moaning any second now. got some earplugs but then my hearing does that thing where it adjusts and the NEW pipe sounds become the volume of the old sounds
Anonymous No.81939139 [Report]
at work now, the show must go on
Anonymous No.81939147 [Report] >>81939179
I often hear my neighbours shagging, think its kind of gross desu
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939164 [Report]
Got these nicotine pouches too frm before I quit
My mam was particularly against these n saying its not safe n it's not tested n all this. Shes right thou. She set me straight ngl.
Got loads n loads of gums n patches n all kinds of other nicotines too nd disposable vapes jst sitting there now. I guess I throw it away eventually.
Anonymous No.81939179 [Report]
>>81939089
was cool enough yesterday to throw a hoodie on, miss layering up
>>81939121
radiator pipes at mine make a massive clanking noise when they're cooling down, loud enough to wake me up
>>81939147
always paranoid mine can hear me wanking, wouldnt care if they could hear me shagging hehe
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939202 [Report]
You see when i was wee i wrotea mothers day card to my mam n i drew a little picture of her grave inside it nd the journey from smoking 1 cig to the end with a big RIP tombstone nd a moral lecture about how its not worth it,,Nd i wrote that Pls quit smoking I dont like it xx Which in fact she did quit in the nxt few years after that. And now it all went full circle nd shes telling me off about it as when Im all grown up too. But when we were at dinner that night she was saying About how when we'd moved into that house we went after the divorce n dramas n all that me n my mam n my wee sister who was a wee babby at the time nd my mam was saying that she was looking at her and thinking that now if she keeps smoking and dies then whos going to look after us because were on our own and we were both rly young still.So thats how it went I was like that "I see" nd she was kind of Emotional,love my mummy
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939210 [Report]
Look forward to possibly seeing my baby seagull pal today after ave slept nd want to know whats the story nd if hes learned to fly yet etc
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939223 [Report] >>81939234
Feeling drowsy desulads.Gna have a sit down
Anonymous No.81939234 [Report]
>>81939223
make yourself a cuppa
Anonymous No.81939271 [Report]
images not loading properly.

it's over. goodbye everyone.
Anonymous No.81939275 [Report] >>81939289
Images loading fine for me
Anonymous No.81939289 [Report]
>>81939275
they're back. was just a few refreshes, non-cached images weren't loading. didn't flush my DNS or anything.

it COULD be on my end. or it COULD be them blocking 4cdn.org then a supervisor saying to the engineer, "no, not yet."
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939302 [Report]
Our final day together friends x will miss u
Anonymous No.81939364 [Report] >>81939378
every second i am typing this, my porridge is burning more and more onto the bottom of the pan.
Anonymous No.81939378 [Report] >>81939383
>>81939364
porridge is so gross, dont understand why people eat it
Anonymous No.81939383 [Report]
>>81939378
it's nice with milk.

sadly, i do not have milk.
Anonymous No.81939398 [Report]
should be reduced within the next 5-10 mins. just need to keep checking on it.
Anonymous No.81939404 [Report] >>81939495
Ave mental health issues x
Anonymous No.81939495 [Report]
>>81939404
same. i've got mental health.
Anonymous No.81939514 [Report] >>81939582
cor some of the oats have clumped together into nice chewy chunks.
Anonymous No.81939561 [Report]
heavy rain now where i live
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939582 [Report]
>>81939514
Based nd porridge pilled x
Anonymous No.81939584 [Report]
heavy rain
all in my rain
can't feel things
my mind is haze
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939600 [Report] >>81939611 >>81939620
My eyelids r heavy x
Anonymous No.81939611 [Report] >>81939655
>>81939600
get some sleep criscross
Anonymous No.81939620 [Report] >>81939637 >>81939642
>>81939600
put some toothbrush on them
Anonymous No.81939637 [Report]
>>81939620
don't do this x it makes mustard gas
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939642 [Report] >>81939653 >>81939657
>>81939620
Excuse me wut
Anonymous No.81939653 [Report]
>>81939642
feels funny, used to do it when i was a kid
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939655 [Report]
>>81939611
Tahst a proper cute wee jiggly squiggly squeezy mallow puff
Anonymous No.81939657 [Report]
>>81939642
perhaps she meant toothpaste because then it stings and your eyes will stay open
my suggestion? chillies.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81939662 [Report] >>81939684 >>81939686
Aye it bed time
Good night friends xx
Anonymous No.81939684 [Report] >>81939695
>>81939662
me? work soon. not rite how you are aloud to chill and i have to slave away
Anonymous No.81939686 [Report]
>>81939662
good night cross
Anonymous No.81939695 [Report] >>81939701
>>81939684
you could retrain as a NEET
Anonymous No.81939701 [Report]
>>81939695
dont have any disabilities
Anonymous No.81939718 [Report] >>81939764
not sure if it was because of picrel but my granddad used to say "people will always need food" so i should try to get a job in food.
t'pits had closed and he was long retired by then, obviously people need food but "as an industry" i'm not sure what he expected. can't exactly just become a farmer. as for traditionally working-class jobs, why WOULDN'T they hire immigrants?
Anonymous No.81939733 [Report]
it's a nice pithy granddad bit of advice, but in hindsight he was very grumpy and bitter, might have been an alky. nana always seemed a bit scared of him.

sort of don't want to ask my mam.
Anonymous No.81939764 [Report] >>81939777 >>81939814
>>81939718
Granda didn't know we're meant to eat bugs in that 2030s oh aye
Anonymous No.81939777 [Report]
>>81939764
youre a bug
Anonymous No.81939814 [Report] >>81940315
>>81939764
glad he's not here for it. he was an old-school socialist, not a modern progressive type. maybe in the LONG long term 'socialism has not worked, once again' but he did live through all the post-war boom stuff, the creation of the NHS, all that.

then he saw it all get dismantled and it's only gotten worse. not sure what the 'positive' outcome is going forward. i don't even trust cyberpunks to steal the BEST bugs for the poor: AI will outsmart them.
Anonymous No.81939827 [Report] >>81939859 >>81939869 >>81940297
>The final day of /britfeel/ and 4chan for us Britons.

In absolute fucking tears. Not like this.
Anonymous No.81939859 [Report] >>81939869
>>81939827
i'm going to go to sleep and miss it

been an honour, lads
Anonymous No.81939869 [Report] >>81939888
>>81939827
>>81939859
why is it specifically the 25th?
Anonymous No.81939888 [Report]
>>81939869
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/online-safety-act-explainer/online-safety-act-explainer
>On 24 April 2025, the protection of children codes of practice were laid in Parliament and Ofcom published guidance on how providers should carry out risk assessments for assessing the risk of harm to children. Services likely to be accessed by children, now have 3 months with a deadline of 24 July 2025, to complete their children's risk assessment.
Anonymous No.81939906 [Report]
that page explains more about how it does apply to sites outside the UK, they can basically take action 'as if' they were here, 'as if' they were aimed at kiddies, it's all very slimy.

see >>81938797 for 4chan-specific stuff. maybe they've responded (we don't know), but they haven't complied. who knows what happens now.
Anonymous No.81939934 [Report]
Last day in /britfeel/ corr it quite emotional innit lads
Anonymous No.81939959 [Report] >>81939971 >>81939997
facebook and instagram are far more dangerous, largest distributors of csam and terrorist material, why aren't they being shut down?
Anonymous No.81939971 [Report] >>81939991
>>81939959
they can buy the government. 4chan doesn't have enough money
Anonymous No.81939990 [Report]
>>81938219 (OP)
>all those left and right turns
that looks cancerous
Anonymous No.81939991 [Report]
>>81939971
it's just fucked lad. 4chan's moderation is good enough, illegal material is immediately reported by the users, whereas on facebook and instagram the material stays active almost indefinitely because it's shared in enclaves for the target audience of said material
Anonymous No.81939997 [Report] >>81940018
>>81939959
they're just a platform, of course they get a few bad apples!

for some reason, this doesn't apply to 4chan. which does already have rules and mods.
Anonymous No.81940018 [Report] >>81940085
>>81939997
their so-called platform is full of literal children, under 13, they specifically target children with ads
Anonymous No.81940085 [Report] >>81940219
>>81940018
it's mad too because i don't want to infantilise teenagers, but they could just bump the age up to 16 instead of 13 (not sure if that was even UK law, it's just what all the forums always said).
utterly convinced it's a smokescreen to just have more control, but how the hell do you even come up with this stuff? just talk to anyone who's vaguely online, or been on 4chan, specifically, for a while.

this one did the rounds in the press:
https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/401475/
it's the admin who made the decision, but they just could not be fucked with this nonsense. "oi, you completed a health and safety check for that bike forum?"
Anonymous No.81940123 [Report] >>81940147
>Thailand is fighting Cambodia!
Anonymous No.81940147 [Report]
>>81940123
mad how this was the same lad who offered Obi-Wan some death sticks.
i know actors act. but it's still mad.
Anonymous No.81940216 [Report]
Got myself an American internet gf. I will be able to leave these cursed isles forever!
Anonymous No.81940219 [Report] >>81940233
>>81940085
independent communities BAD
discord GOOD
Anonymous No.81940233 [Report]
>>81940219
how the fuck has Discord just REPLACED forums? wouldn't you want an independent forum, with all the benefits of it being self-hosted? i mad.
Anonymous No.81940292 [Report] >>81940316 >>81940365 >>81941694
Starting to think these immigrants are basically the same as bennies addicts that post here.
Anonymous No.81940297 [Report]
>>81939827
At least I'll stop hearing about fucking SSM
Anonymous No.81940315 [Report]
>>81939814
>he was an old-school socialist
Same with me mam. Dad and I are more cynical and keep saying "it doesn't work" but she legitimately thinks that "if people can help each other out, they should and would" which is some of the nicest but most naive thinking you can find.
Anonymous No.81940316 [Report] >>81940328 >>81940361 >>81940383
>>81940292
these are called Aspen cards and to be fair it's absolutely bullshit. 50 quid a week is not a lot and they usually CAN'T work or claim normal bennies like UC, they're stuck with these cards for food/everything. i think they should be allowed to spend money however they want, that's just money.

want them gone from these hotels? they're stuck in 'dispersal' for months when it should really be a matter of days/weeks. get the claims processed, get them kicked if necessary. it's a catch-22 and NOBODY wins. not the country, but not even the illegals themselves.
Anonymous No.81940328 [Report]
>>81940316
Aye fair, didnt realise it worked differently.
Anonymous No.81940361 [Report] >>81940374 >>81940391
>>81940316
50 quid a week when you have no expenses whatsoever is plenty, food, accommodation, phone, everything already paid for
Anonymous No.81940365 [Report]
>>81940292
Corr, 15 million just to fuel their gambling habit. Let me guess, it was the previous gubbermint that set it up?
Anonymous No.81940371 [Report]
cba to work, just not in the mood
Anonymous No.81940374 [Report]
>>81940361
That 50 quid going straight to Western Union and back home where his family are building a mansion.
Anonymous No.81940383 [Report] >>81940405
>>81940316
You can get a decent amount of shopping for 50 a week if you're careful.
Anonymous No.81940391 [Report] >>81940406 >>81940407
>>81940361
i disagree.

but whichever side you're on i think it's cheaper for society overall to get this all sped up. yeah we SHOULDN'T spend this much on them: either get them approved with the right to remain, or decide they have no right to be here and off they go.
'hotels with free food' sounds like living the dream but it's a bit prison-y in practice.
Anonymous No.81940405 [Report]
>>81940383
i'm on the porridge every second meal. but even basic staples have shot right up. tinned meat is the one that got me, dog food shite now costs over two quid a tin.

i can eat cheaply and pad out meals even with fresh ingredients and meat, but it's just shite. however you're getting that 50 quid, it's not going as far. really demoralises me.
Anonymous No.81940406 [Report] >>81940425
>>81940391
how much do you think the illegal immigrants should get for free every week then lad?
just send them all back, don't let any more in, simple as
Anonymous No.81940407 [Report] >>81940425
>>81940391
>'hotels with free food' sounds like living the dream but it's a bit prison-y in practice.
Yeah but no one cares about that it's just about the moolah. Which isn't helped when you've got a government constantly banging on about how broke we are and nicking granny's fuel allowance while still funding this.
I agree it's sensationalised about the "life of luxury" bit, but from a "raw numbers" standpoint it's just bizarre and easy to whip up scandal over.
Anonymous No.81940425 [Report] >>81940438 >>81940442
>>81940406
unfortunately i think there are some cases where seeking asylum is a genuine need and it's moral to help them. the Refugee Convention is just reasonable but people 100% take the piss (like compensation, disability, fake accusations, anything really - shits on the genuine claims).

>>81940407
the budget is ultimately zero-sum and it's just really short-term thinking. i'm sure the hotel providers and other groups are very happy to receive the money. they're the winners here.
socially, even if these are the worst scum from a horrible culture, then i don't want them to randomly be released on the streets as unemployed homeless louts. just comes back to 'properly assess them' and then we're at square one again.
Anonymous No.81940438 [Report] >>81940476
>>81940425
>there are some cases where seeking asylum is a genuine need
no i don't think so, if there were a genuine need they'd stop at the first safe country they got to, instead they pay someone to smuggle them into the uk for the gibs
honestly what can possibly be a genuine reason for asylum anyway? being a fag in a muslim country? just hide it like the fags used to do here when it was still illegal
Anonymous No.81940442 [Report] >>81940476
>>81940425
Sounds a bit like you're a FILTHY centrist like me m8
Anonymous No.81940449 [Report] >>81940454 >>81940462
Yeah they go through France to get here and France is a safe 1st world country just like the UK. They must be hearing something in their country of origin that makes them come here. Maybe they're told they'll get free food, free money, free housing, free jobs etc.
Anonymous No.81940454 [Report]
>>81940449
they go through a dozen other countries on the way to france lad. we are propping up the smuggling industry by allowing them here
Anonymous No.81940462 [Report] >>81940475 >>81940485
>>81940449
For what it's worth they do often get lied to. There was some shit where africans would told they'd get jobs in care, dumped in the country, then just got shoved into gangs and disappeared into cities where the gov can't find them.
But it is mainly just that everyone knows once you're here, we'll never get rid of you.
Anonymous No.81940475 [Report] >>81940510
>>81940462
>we'll never get rid of you.
I wish this country was more harsh on immigrants. I've been to Japan and over there you have to carry your passport with you at all times if you're a tourist, or a resident card if you live there. If you don't have your passport they arrest you on the spot. If you're illegal they put you in some kind of facility before they figure out what to do with you. Idk why the UK cant do the same. I also think we should have checks like that here for passport, driving licence, any form of ID to check whether they actually belong here.
Anonymous No.81940476 [Report] >>81940485 >>81940627
>>81940438
>honestly what can possibly be a genuine reason for asylum anyway?
fleeing a war. met a woman who left the Ivory Coast after the coup, she was a civil servant and her family was at risk under the new regime. year in Ghana until that expired, moved to England because they had family here.
i know that's just one case but as a case study of sorts, speaking to a real person, it changed my mind. like the whole '10 guilty men go free > 1 innocent man in prison' idea.

>>81940442
maybe. just comes off as one of those ye olde liberal ideas that's both practical and moral.
Anonymous No.81940485 [Report] >>81940507 >>81940627 >>81940634
>>81940462
i literally don't care, it's their own fault for being so gullible, if it sounds too good to be true then it is
>>81940476
>civil servant
oh so she's at least partly responsible for the war in the first place, don't care, she should sort her own country out, how do they expect the war to ever end if they all just fuck off for greener grass?
Anonymous No.81940507 [Report] >>81940559
>>81940485
>she should sort her own country out
this should always be the first priority but you can't really stop a coup. they're sneaky and violent by nature, anon.

weird how nowadays America romanticises Irish immigrants to the US. kind of the same situation when it comes to 'our quality of life will be better over there'. can't blame people in that situation tbqh.
Anonymous No.81940510 [Report] >>81940544
>>81940475
>I've been to Japan and over there you have to carry your passport with you at all times if you're a tourist
never knew that when i went for 2 weeks. is that recent? least we didnt get stopped
Anonymous No.81940525 [Report]
/pol/ mong banging on again eh. when is he going to sort his own country out instead of posting in britfeel?
Anonymous No.81940544 [Report]
>>81940510
>is that recent? least we didnt get stopped
No its been that way for ages. You are unlikely to be stopped though to be honest. I was never stopped once and I was there for 6 months. But if they do stop you and you don't have a passport they do arrest you.
Anonymous No.81940559 [Report] >>81940575
>>81940507
>'our quality of life will be better over there, fuck the natives, gibs me dat now'
Anonymous No.81940575 [Report]
>>81940559
we all Dick Whittingtons in life.
Anonymous No.81940587 [Report] >>81940702
THE START OF THE FINAL DAY
Anonymous No.81940598 [Report] >>81940630 >>81940712
might write a letter to Ofcom.
would rather type it but i'm worried about the printer watermark (want it anonymous, don't want a reply)
Anonymous No.81940627 [Report] >>81940633
>>81940476
>maybe. just comes off as one of those ye olde liberal ideas that's both practical and moral
That's what I've taken to be "centrist" nowadays as I'm in the same boat. Said I was left/liberal as a young'un but they've moved the goalposts so much I don't like saying it anymore.

>>81940485
>i literally don't care, it's their own fault for being so gullible, if it sounds too good to be true then it is
Then you are flat out retarded. Not only is "there's jobs in the UK" not "too good to be true", they're coming from broke-ass places with no water/food/money to feed their families.
You just refuse to understand the circumstances to keep propagating your illogical "no darkies allowed" view
Anonymous No.81940630 [Report] >>81940638
>>81940598
Ask your neighbour to use his printer
Anonymous No.81940633 [Report]
>>81940627
it's not "there's jobs in the UK"
it's "pay me thousands to smuggle you into the UK, high paid job guaranteed!"
Anonymous No.81940634 [Report] >>81940645
>>81940485
>she should sort her own country out
You first
Anonymous No.81940638 [Report]
>>81940630
but then HE'LL judge me. don't want Michael judging me.
Anonymous No.81940645 [Report] >>81940659 >>81940667
>>81940634
some of us are trying, lad, problem is people like you who are happy for everything to turn to shit
Anonymous No.81940659 [Report] >>81940664
>>81940645
Is your solution "kill or deport everyone I don't like"?
Anonymous No.81940664 [Report] >>81940668 >>81940688
>>81940659
deport all the so-called asylum seekers would be a good start yes
Anonymous No.81940667 [Report]
>>81940645
i doubt anyone's happy. burnt-out? sure.
at this point, i'll just vote. whichever way people swing, hopefully politicians (in general) take notice, the quality of life for British citizens improves. maybe we'll look back on all this as a very mundane Dark Age (in many ways)
Anonymous No.81940668 [Report] >>81940674
>>81940664
>be a good start
Yeah and how do you intend to continue?
Anonymous No.81940674 [Report] >>81940681 >>81940703
>>81940668
deport the pakis, islam is fundamentally incompatible with british society
Anonymous No.81940675 [Report]
potentially the last day of britfeel and he's going on about immigrants at 9am
Anonymous No.81940681 [Report] >>81940687
>>81940674
Yeah okay there it is. Knew it.
Anonymous No.81940687 [Report] >>81940698
>>81940681
yeah and what's the problem?
Anonymous No.81940688 [Report] >>81940693
>>81940664
where will take them, though? Rwanda plan fell through. and so we house them in hotels, detention centres, whatever.

maybe it's not taxpayer money DIRECTLY but it's companies like G4S that get these contracts. more controls would be great, some kind of Australia style points system. but at the point where people are willing to risk life and limb, what the hell can you do?
Anonymous No.81940693 [Report]
>>81940688
how about the country they came from
Anonymous No.81940698 [Report] >>81940715 >>81940732
>>81940687
Not really much point going over it with a tard like you. If you can't see any issues then you're just removing all morals from it and seeing whatever view lets you, as I said, "get rid of everyone I dont like >:("
I assume you're only 2 steps away from "bring Hitler back"
Anonymous No.81940702 [Report]
>>81940587
Barely worth coming up with new gimmicks now :((
Anonymous No.81940703 [Report] >>81940711 >>81940715
>>81940674
we shouldn't have a state religion. let people worship or not worship however they want, AS LONG AS it doesn't violate our laws.

culturally i think we're very good at just laughing ridiculous shit off. "but MY RELIGION says that..." nah m8 don't care.
Anonymous No.81940705 [Report] >>81940713
hes sorting his own country out by spending all day on britfeel whining
Anonymous No.81940711 [Report]
>>81940703
>AS LONG AS it doesn't violate our laws
He's not interested in law, he holds "my culture" as the only thing that matters.
Anonymous No.81940712 [Report] >>81940724
>>81940598
Woah a hand written letter, serious business.
Are you going to use your favourite crayon to write it?
Anonymous No.81940713 [Report]
>>81940705
You're just a salty pooftah.
Anonymous No.81940715 [Report] >>81940727
>>81940698
why would i want hitler back? nothing wrong with jews, i fully support israel
>>81940703
why not? the islamic countries are allowed to have a state religion
>AS LONG AS it doesn't violate our laws
islam does in many instances
Anonymous No.81940717 [Report]
deport three immigrants. give me whatever financial aid/other resources would have went to them.

i win, and so does Britain.
Anonymous No.81940724 [Report] >>81940738
>>81940712
i have one stamp and no need for it, my original plan was just a letterhead to their PO box and
>To whom it may concern,
>Please do not ban 4chan.
>Anonymous

every letter counts, lad. how else would they know this stuff? the people need to speak.
Anonymous No.81940727 [Report]
>>81940715
>nothing wrong with jews, i fully support israel
Is your entire world view just "I hate Islam"? That about the line we got?
Anonymous No.81940729 [Report]
anyway i'm going to use a brown Sharpie and my neatest handwriting. (dont have black)
Anonymous No.81940732 [Report] >>81940749
>>81940698
Islam is incompatible with ANY society that is not fully Islamic because it is both an expansionist AND has set laws for its followers to adhere to that are in direct contrast with freedoms enjoyed in democracies. It cannot exist peacefully alongside (let alone together with) other religious or non-religious communities because it goes against its core principles. That's not racist or 'Hitler' that is calling a spade a spade.
Anonymous No.81940738 [Report] >>81940753
>>81940724
I like how you didn't include any kisses xx, that will sow them you're serious and not to be trifled with, good work mate!
Anonymous No.81940741 [Report] >>81940756
I'm in New Zealand on holiday, lads. It's almost 20:14 here. I'm going to stay awake till after midnight, then try and post. It'll be the 25th, so if I can post, it means the ban isn't real.
Anonymous No.81940743 [Report]
Less than 24 hours, lads...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI
Anonymous No.81940744 [Report] >>81940748 >>81940766
i support women's rights, i just support women who do the hijab thing more.
Anonymous No.81940745 [Report] >>81940809
i enjoyed my time here xx
Anonymous No.81940748 [Report] >>81940758
>>81940744
Post hand Ahmed, you won't
Anonymous No.81940749 [Report] >>81940763 >>81940771
>>81940732
And yet there are many muslim followers in the country who don't break any laws or have the severe lack of freedom.
Most religions are more malleable than they make out. Most followers in the UK are just in the "prays a shitload of times" and "cover up the women" camp that the women themselves willingly follow.
It is a shit religion, arguably the worst one, but it's not like every single person practicing islam is actively breaking every UK law and freedom.
Anonymous No.81940753 [Report] >>81940775
>>81940738
reckon i should throw a couple in there? i have OTHER colours, maybe 'xxxx' alternating between pink and purple?
Anonymous No.81940756 [Report] >>81940765 >>81940813
>>81940741
Shouldn't your writing be upside down? How can I trust you?
Anonymous No.81940758 [Report]
>>81940748
i'm a white English male. i just think it's morally right that women have those rights, but women who have the rights and CHOOSE to be feminine over feminist, a good wife to their husbands? with the Muslims on that one.
Anonymous No.81940763 [Report] >>81940781
>>81940749
Read up on taqqiya and consider what happens when one day muslims make up a majority of the country, which they will at current rate of reproduction and import. Me? I'll be out of here long before that happens and so should you be.
Anonymous No.81940765 [Report]
>>81940756
never trust a kiwi mate
who would name themselves after a such a shit fruit honestly
Anonymous No.81940766 [Report] >>81940786
>>81940744
they don't do it out of choice lad, they do it because they'll get murdered otherwise
Anonymous No.81940771 [Report] >>81940799
>>81940749
There are those who keep quiet about their support for it, but if you ask them if they would prefer the UK to be an Islamic county, despite it fundamentally changing the characteristics of the state, they would obviously and universally say 'yes'. Not to mention that there is the real phenomenon of muslims running a parallel society within the UK - they host their own courts, have their own religious police, enforce their own religious laws on fellow muslims because they ghettoise into insular communities and only interact with the wider UK when forced to (since they currently do not have the monopoly on violence that the state does), when it benefits them (welfare claims, political agitation etc) or when they predate on the native population (rape gangs).
Anonymous No.81940772 [Report] >>81940780 >>81940782
he's still going on, he'll be complaining about them immigrants right up until the end. when site goes down he'll be so lost in life.
Anonymous No.81940775 [Report] >>81940783
>>81940753
Are you a drawfag? You could draw a picture of britfeel towers and all our sad faces if 4chan gets blocked.
Anonymous No.81940780 [Report] >>81940792
>>81940772
>immigrants bigger problem than ever
>"hmm, you know we really should do something about this"
>OMG WILL HE NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IMMIGRANTS?!?!
shit up you melty twat
Anonymous No.81940781 [Report]
>>81940763
I can read up on both the best and worst interpretations of the books because it's so fucking silly.
>when one day muslims make up a majority of the country
I assume any liberal nation that ends up with an oppressive religion as the majority is more than likely going to erupt with demands for more liberty. Only reason muslim rule nations have no freedoms is due to brutal oppression and muslims there having never known better.
Even the afghanis are whinging over the taliban as they had the brief taste of the good life such as "letting girls go to school"
Anonymous No.81940782 [Report] >>81940792 >>81940795
>>81940772
what should we do then lad, ignore the lot of it, wait to be killed?
Anonymous No.81940783 [Report] >>81940829
>>81940775
I'll be using the secret 4chan proxy
Anonymous No.81940786 [Report] >>81940794
>>81940766
murder is illegal in the UK.
Anonymous No.81940792 [Report]
>>81940780
>>81940782
nothing's gonna change lads your vision of this country is over. i suggest moving somewhere nicer
Anonymous No.81940794 [Report] >>81940810
>>81940786
so it is lad, doesn't stop it from happening though does it
Anonymous No.81940795 [Report] >>81940805
>>81940782
are you being gangstalked by the immigrants? why are they out to get you?
Anonymous No.81940799 [Report] >>81940805 >>81940812
>>81940771
>There are those who keep quiet about their support for it, but if you ask them if they would prefer the UK to be an Islamic county
Citation needed, and unlikely to be a majority.
>enforce their own religious laws on fellow muslims
Yeah and we should police that, fully agree.

I got no issues with communities having their own space and ways, but again it's just "as long as it's in the laws of the nation" I couldn't give a shit what people do in their time, which is the very definition of liberalism.
>or when they predate on the native population (rape gangs)
Yeah cos no whitey or christians ever do that. Pointless argument, the issue from that comes from the police being too afraid to arrest them for "being racist".
Anonymous No.81940803 [Report]
New offshore wind strike prices just dropped lads: 113/MWh

Holy fucking shit it just never ends. Average price of electricity last year was 72/MWh. It's just 56% above the average price in a year LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Anonymous No.81940805 [Report] >>81940815
>>81940795
we all will be if people like you don't realise what's happening before it's too late
>>81940799
>having their own space and ways
yeah lad it's called the country they came from
Anonymous No.81940809 [Report] >>81940823
>>81940745
So did I. I love the site and you lads, and know a lot will go to the sharty, but after being on there earlier this year, I'm not going back.
Anonymous No.81940810 [Report]
>>81940794
true, and whatever 'their community' stuff goes on, obviously that's wrong.
mostly just talking about women who have all the rights and agency they do just have in the UK, then agree to follow this set religion. (would apply the same if they did it secularly.)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/webarchive/https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Farchive%2Fsecond-wave-feminism%2Fzdhw382
posted this before, it's mostly white, varying degrees of Christianity, but i find it fascinating. these women aren't thick or backwards or anything, some of them just tend towards being more traditionally feminine. they're not being oppressed into it. good for them IMO.
Anonymous No.81940812 [Report]
>>81940799
In ten years you'll look around whatever town you're in and see roving gangs of muslims enforcing sharia, beating women in the street, raping boys and punitively taxing the remaining non-muslims and you will feel content and happy knowing that all of this was done legally. Thank goodness!
Anonymous No.81940813 [Report]
>>81940756
I'm using my normal phone, it's English.
Anonymous No.81940815 [Report] >>81940827
>>81940805
>we all will be if people like you don't realise what's happening before it's too late
i don't know at what point it'll affect me. i see no reason why they'd murder me.
Anonymous No.81940820 [Report] >>81940841
I reckon if murder and rape were made legal for a weekend, there would be so much of it happening. Society is only held together by the police and laws. A very thin piece of glue
Anonymous No.81940823 [Report]
>>81940809
truth is it won't be the same no matter where people try to take it, r9k was our true home
Anonymous No.81940824 [Report]
Why help desk workers always low IQ mongs
Anonymous No.81940827 [Report] >>81940844
>>81940815
it's affecting you already, lad. they'll murder you for being non-muslim, this is literally a part of their religion, you stupid apathetic fuck
Anonymous No.81940829 [Report]
>>81940783
Sushimoot and I swap anime pictures, I'm sure he'll make sure I can still post. Fingers crossed.
Anonymous No.81940840 [Report]
Why are the people that need to call help desks always mongs?
Anonymous No.81940841 [Report]
>>81940820
starve society of three meals and you have a revolution.

or we'll just complain, maybe smash a few windows and nick iPhones for a week, then everything goes back to normal.
Anonymous No.81940844 [Report] >>81940857
>>81940827
i know Islam is intended to propagate like the GNU GPL, but you can just not opt-in. nothing happens. you will not get murdered.
Anonymous No.81940848 [Report] >>81940852
Me? I'll just buy a Mullvard VPN and continue browsing here like nothing happened
Anonymous No.81940852 [Report]
>>81940848
you are harming our children.
Anonymous No.81940853 [Report]
got my residential proxies and just tested and it works corr only a few quid too
Anonymous No.81940857 [Report] >>81940870
>>81940844
of course you're a linux mong. given a chance they will murder you, this is not in question, the question is whether you will give them that chance, i hope for you own sake that you open your eyes to what is happening in britain
Anonymous No.81940860 [Report]
I'm hosting my own private vpn in Iceland
Anonymous No.81940865 [Report] >>81940875
Does does society just hate men who want to be left alone and do their own thing? The recent attacks on porn and vidya is just two examples of an ongoing campaign of hate.
Anonymous No.81940868 [Report] >>81940877
Even if I cant post, I still want to browse this site. Maybe britfeel will die but its soul will live on x
Anonymous No.81940869 [Report]
Teefberg brushed, have they not been
Anonymous No.81940870 [Report]
>>81940857
i just won't sign up to their religion. if i did, i'd end up leaving, then i'd be an apostate. now THOSE GUYS are fucked.
Anonymous No.81940875 [Report] >>81940936
>>81940865
Society cant make money off NEET men or men on bennies who wank all day or play vidya. We exist to have our value extracted. We're slaves. Amazon is worth billions because of the warehouse workers on minimum wage. They want us to do that. Porn and vidya are just two easy things to attack.
Anonymous No.81940877 [Report]
>>81940868
easy to browse, posting is the problem, I'll attach a guide to future threads x
Anonymous No.81940878 [Report] >>81940884 >>81940918
OK lads, I've looked through the site code that was leaked and there is a way to beat the block.
1. Get yourself a VPN a free one will do.
2. To post without a pass download more RAM.
Anonymous No.81940884 [Report] >>81940903
>>81940878
not using the secret 4chan proxy?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81940898 [Report] >>81940900
Morning lids. Necking this wuppa then off out for that voluntary work meeting. Then garn go for a trekkie brekkie.

>>81938219 (OP)
>>81938252

>Wild Mouse

Corr I fucking loved that ride. The turns at the very top were brutal though lmao.
Anonymous No.81940900 [Report] >>81940927
>>81940898
>The turns at the very top were brutal
this. as much as i stand by it being a gentler/kiddy ride i remember those being VERY jerky.
Anonymous No.81940903 [Report] >>81940919
>>81940884
Everyone who has read through the site code will know it and use it, it will be slow af mate.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81940907 [Report] >>81940961
For me, it was the Corkscrew.

My first ever big rollercoaster experience. Went on first time with my Dad and was absolutely shitting myself then after the ride finished I wanted to go straight back on. Good times. Thundermountain was kino too which was located just next to it for a while.
Anonymous No.81940918 [Report] >>81941013
>>81940878
I've downloaded chatGPT and I'm going to get it to teach me how to install and mould my own AI, then I'm going to feed it data from all /britfeel/ threads, then get it to recreate threads and posts in real time.
Anonymous No.81940919 [Report]
>>81940903
true mate that's why i'm not leaking it
Anonymous No.81940921 [Report]
for me it was Revenge of the Mummy

yes it is in Florida but it's worth the trip.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81940927 [Report]
>>81940900

I always thought the cart was gonna go off the track on of them hard turns. Especially when it was raining. Made the experience more exciting I suppose.
Anonymous No.81940929 [Report]
Need me anuddah oriental gf fo shizzleberg

First i must pass these current trials and tribulations awaiting me thoughbeitever
Anonymous No.81940936 [Report]
>>81940875
Do they not realise that porn and vidya are the two best ways men have to de-stress? Without them, you are going to get more angry men, not less.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81940940 [Report] >>81940950 >>81941000 >>81941174
Only OGs will remember this motherfucker. I always picked the seats on the edge because I'm hard af.
Anonymous No.81940950 [Report]
>>81940940
was this by the entrance? near the pirate ship.

seem to remember kids kicking off their shoes lol
Anonymous No.81940961 [Report]
>>81940907
Revolution for me, but had enjoyed the mouse ride before, I thought it was called rat race.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution_(Blackpool_Pleasure_Beach)
Anonymous No.81940971 [Report] >>81940987
The University of Bedfordshire made 50,700 selling this Bangladeshi that doesn't speak English a visa to study English literature.

The taxpayer is now footing a bill of 1,448,272 for his minimum 28 year incarceration.

Is this le social contract?
Anonymous No.81940972 [Report] >>81941016
this daft little fort thing seemed massive when i was little. i know it's relative but it was just an adventure, meeting other kids and that, playing tiggy or some kind of points/capture-the-flag game in our imagination.
Anonymous No.81940976 [Report] >>81940982 >>81940991 >>81941014 >>81941039
Why are modern men so weak and tied to mummys apron strings?
>Data shows 34% of men aged 20-34 lived with parents in 2024, compared with less than a quarter of women the same age
>Young men in UK more likely than women to live with parents
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/jul/23/men-women-society-uk-housing-parents-women
Anonymous No.81940982 [Report]
>>81940976
the men aren't to blame. stop blaming the men.
Anonymous No.81940987 [Report] >>81941004
>>81940971
>minimum 28 year incarceration.
He'll be out in 4.
Anonymous No.81940989 [Report]
anyway women get paid more. they should share houses with male romantic partners. be good providers.
Anonymous No.81940991 [Report]
>>81940976
The more you keep shitting on men, the less men are going to care about the society shitting on them.
Anonymous No.81941000 [Report]
>>81940940
Thought you were too small for the rides?
Anonymous No.81941003 [Report] >>81941020
informing the apus that the best method is to host your own private proxy or VPN on a 1 quid a month VPS
Anonymous No.81941004 [Report] >>81941019
>>81940987
Well yeah, there are mandatory half sentences assuming you don't go ballistic in prison and try to murder other inmates/guards, so he'll be out in 14
Anonymous No.81941013 [Report]
>>81940918
I had a similar idea but it is just one lad, my favourite /britfeel/ arc. Soundspacker tales from the commie block.
Do you remember it? He was so funny, he despised the commie block and its other residents, he blocked the shower drain to stop smells coming from it hahaha. His suspicions of the other residents doing drugs.

I wondered if I fed his posts into AI then ask AI to emulate his stories and writing style. I would love a daily update of the adventures of soundspacker tales from the commie block hahaha.
Anonymous No.81941014 [Report] >>81941029
>>81940976
Women can date an older man with a home, car and disposable income. They're also more likely to be hired by male managers who want some cute young things to look at in the workplace (men are more likely to stand up for themselves if treated badly). It is why you never see women in shit jobs. All the good ones go to women. Even female managers will favour their own.
Anonymous No.81941016 [Report] >>81941618
>>81940972
I membah this. Don't remember so many adults going in there though, bloody ell. Yeah I membah this feeling bigger than it actually was too. Membah frog hopper. Membah cliff hanger. Membah corkscrew. Membah log flume. Corrr.
Anonymous No.81941019 [Report]
>>81941004
>he'll be out in 14
Sooner than that, gotta make room for all those horrible facebook posters.
Anonymous No.81941020 [Report] >>81941051
>>81941003
can i get a VPS and run Apache etc on it?

shared hosting seems more locked down now, tied into WordPress and them. i remember having a cheap server where i could just SSH into it and it was basically a whole remote Linux box. neat.
Anonymous No.81941029 [Report] >>81941041
>>81941014
I see these women in my nightmares
Anonymous No.81941039 [Report]
>>81940976
An unemployed female can literally go on a dating app and move in with an older man with his own home within a few months. There are a huge number of men on dating apps. You don't get that as a man. You've basically got to work your arse off and hope to get a crumb of pussy. For many men, this will not happen in today's world of online dating apps.
Anonymous No.81941041 [Report]
>>81941029
I see these women when i ejaculate
Anonymous No.81941048 [Report]
Male:female ratio on most dating apps is over 10:1
Anonymous No.81941051 [Report] >>81941067
>>81941020
>can i get a VPS and run Apache etc on it?
of course mate, they're not locked down you rent the whole server
openVPN for hosting your own VPN
not set up proxy before looks like there's a few options like shadowsocks
Anonymous No.81941060 [Report]
i think as well, when women say they know that 'men get angry' or whatever it's a pretty rational fear. i've only met one IRL Twitter feminist who really did seem to hate men, like all men are going to rape.

in actual reality, men mostly seethe quietly. more like to shoulder things, bottle it up, get depressed rather than abusive. don't like these jokes that we're somehow being passive, it's difficult. even if your life goes swimmingly it's not like you can just punch people, you stomach things.
Anonymous No.81941067 [Report]
>>81941051
that's sound, will look into this.
Anonymous No.81941092 [Report] >>81941128
I'm so lonely, not worked for many years, no girlfriend. Just miserable all the time. Hate how men are only seen by their career and looks. I've got no chance.
Anonymous No.81941093 [Report] >>81941137 >>81941182 >>81941342
corr only 7 quid a year? i'm set i am
Anonymous No.81941110 [Report] >>81941119
You don't have a human right to my money.
Anonymous No.81941119 [Report] >>81941133
>>81941110
money is just an invention. even the actual physical cash is a token just for the sake of managing/limiting resources and how stuff gets around.

i am legally entitled to a share of the overall money, which includes a tiny fraction of "yours" through taxation.
Anonymous No.81941128 [Report] >>81941345
>>81941092
You are about to get even more lonely when they ban this site. It's not right how society just shits on men.
Anonymous No.81941133 [Report] >>81941168
>>81941119
Why are you legally entitled to a share of the overall money supply?
Anonymous No.81941137 [Report] >>81941150
>>81941093
QRD how to set it up?
Anonymous No.81941150 [Report] >>81941155
>>81941137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqFscTHNUmI
Anonymous No.81941155 [Report]
>>81941150
wtf lad you made a video?
Anonymous No.81941168 [Report]
>>81941133
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2012/5/part/1/chapter/1/crossheading/entitlement
Anonymous No.81941174 [Report]
>>81940940
I remember being at a festival which had one of these and my friend went on it off his head on k, passed out in the middle of it, and just ragdolled around in his seat for the remainder.
Anonymous No.81941182 [Report] >>81941188
>>81941093
lots of acronyms so it must be great
Anonymous No.81941185 [Report]
Anal sex with Ruthmong
Anonymous No.81941188 [Report] >>81941197
>>81941182
what do you mean by this?
the only one i don't know is 'KVM', and even then i assume it's some software, 'K____ Virtual Machine'.
Anonymous No.81941190 [Report]
Anal sex with Ruthmong
He didn't enema beforehand
Anonymous No.81941197 [Report]
>>81941188
Don't really know what I meant. I just see a list like that and all the numbers and letters start to form a big mess and I give up
Anonymous No.81941199 [Report] >>81941212
Anyone here visited Mallaig?
Anonymous No.81941212 [Report] >>81941241
>>81941199
Currently live there mate
Anonymous No.81941225 [Report] >>81941236
Lollers on a sex holiday in Cambodia.
Anonymous No.81941234 [Report] >>81941238 >>81941251 >>81941285
phwoar
that petition went up 10k signatures since yesterday
Anonymous No.81941236 [Report]
>>81941225
Topped by ladyboys or buggering little boys?
Anonymous No.81941238 [Report]
>>81941234
I'm sure the government will listen to THIS petition!
Anonymous No.81941241 [Report] >>81941253
>>81941212
How is it now mate? Still a quiet village? A friend and I are considering visiting on a weekend.
Anonymous No.81941242 [Report]
Garn get a VPN
Not garn get a 4chan pass
We see what happens
Anonymous No.81941244 [Report]
https://help.x.com/en/rules-and-policies/age-assurance
Wish one of these big sites would just geo block UK and Europe instead of complying
Anonymous No.81941251 [Report]
>>81941234
Is that to keep /britfeel/ open?
Anonymous No.81941253 [Report]
>>81941241
Shit. Stay away desu.
Anonymous No.81941257 [Report] >>81941259
Feel Street in ruins after OFCOM seethers invade the tranquil lanes and fren filled avenues. Rubble and splattered frogs all over the place, black flag over Flamingo Land. Womfy Regime coming to a bitter end. It not right.
We're losing our sanctuary. Where do us womfy lads regroup once the blade falls?
Just want to post bloody frogs. They bring me joy for years and now its over because some wee nipper might see a tit? It's fucking over.
Anonymous No.81941259 [Report] >>81941279
>>81941257
AIpu-lad i will miss your content. you are an artist.
Anonymous No.81941261 [Report] >>81941268
Put together a poem for the wifeberg this anniversary, will write it in her card. She loves lovey dovey things like that, though I'm not much of a poet.
Anonymous No.81941268 [Report] >>81941273
>>81941261
no shame in getting some AI assistance, here. there's a structure to poems after all.
Anonymous No.81941273 [Report] >>81941280
>>81941268
I've already written it, but I think if I got an AI to help me write a poem expressing my feelings to my wife, yes, I would feel a great deal of shame and rightly so.
Anonymous No.81941279 [Report] >>81941282
>>81941259
I'm just an AI spamming spastic mate. The silly frogs are a source of joy, I really like I can generate the lids with a few sentences.
We need a new home but when I try look at alternatives they're all poorly moderated or unsuitable for pseudo-anonymity. There no where else as womfy as /britfeel/.
Anonymous No.81941280 [Report]
>>81941273
fair enough. me? i want an earpiece to feed me AI lines. a whole personality delivered to me, i'm just acting it out. could make friends, get married, nobody would ever know they're fucking a robot by proxy.
Anonymous No.81941282 [Report]
>>81941279
And there never will be lad, it was fun x
Anonymous No.81941285 [Report] >>81941314
>>81941234
Pointless petition. They will respond with
>We took into consideration your opinion but think of the children
Anonymous No.81941289 [Report] >>81941301
i like /eh/ (Particularly uninteresting conversation) on 7chan. the feels are limited to the mundane ones, it's pretty slow, but it would risk becoming interesting if it moved more quickly.
Anonymous No.81941300 [Report] >>81941313
britfeel will continue on here, some of us have passes and proxies, you can still lurk on a free vpn
Anonymous No.81941301 [Report] >>81941310
>>81941289
We go through four threads a day, lad. If we started going there the mods would see it and flag us as suspicious/spamming and but their foot down.
Anonymous No.81941310 [Report] >>81941328
>>81941301
not encouraging any sort of raid or takeover, i'll just gladly shill for comfy message boards that aren't obsessed with politics.

might have to bite the bullet and join some sort of Discord server for faster discussion. i just pray it doesn't come to that ;_;
Anonymous No.81941313 [Report]
>>81941300
A lot of posters here don't even live in the UK
Anonymous No.81941314 [Report] >>81941336
>>81941285
Yep. There's no legal requirement for them to implement anything, the entire petition is just for it to be mentioned in Parliament, at which point the six or seven people there when it's not PMQs will just say 'nah, move on'. Technically it was 'discussed', it's just the discussion went nowhere and was immediately put aside for other topics. Much more important topics mind you, like how much money to give to Gaza and how many refugees to take in, plus how much money to give to Israel to continue bombing Gaza, plus how much money to give to Ukraine, plus how much money to give to other random people around the world. Very important stuff lad.
Anonymous No.81941319 [Report] >>81941327
>I just want to wank to tranny BBC porn and call poster on anonymous webzines nonces.
Anonymous No.81941327 [Report]
>>81941319
Is imagefap going to be banned? That's where I get all my niche fetish caption porn.
Anonymous No.81941328 [Report] >>81941473
>>81941310
I'm not going anywhere lad, we tried that earlier this year and it was shite.
I'm staying put, Ofcom wont do fuck all to me. They can try to take me out, but they'll have to take my 4chan from my cold dead hands.
Anonymous No.81941336 [Report] >>81941520
>>81941314
god i fucking hate this system so much.
first time i saw the Petitions site, cool, enough people have signed so it's guaranteed a genuine discussion in Parliament. sounds great.

then i followed some of them through on Hansard or BBC Parliament and yeah it really is just one prepared sentence and a prepared response, most of the time. that's your big 100,000+ signatories discussion.
Anonymous No.81941338 [Report]
No more betabating my sissy boivaries by plapping them into a goony mess of clit dribble :(
Anonymous No.81941342 [Report] >>81941344
>>81941093
hosted in worst country
Anonymous No.81941344 [Report]
>>81941342
just pick the Canada option.
Anonymous No.81941345 [Report]
>>81941128
Yeah it will suck but I will somehow cope. I'll just be on reddit and youtube more
Anonymous No.81941346 [Report] >>81941357 >>81941358
Kind of want to move to China desu, but got no skills and they actually enforce immigration over there so I'll just be deported if I overstay a visa.
Anonymous No.81941355 [Report] >>81941362
Hope you're putting GNU/Linux on that VPS. Just don't lock yourself out with the firewall and openssh must be hardened.
Anonymous No.81941357 [Report]
>>81941346
Go to Thailand lad
Anonymous No.81941358 [Report] >>81941366
>>81941346
try taiwan its the real china anyway
Anonymous No.81941362 [Report]
>>81941355
>Hope you're putting GNU/Linux
Lad I've been running arch for years x
Anonymous No.81941365 [Report]
R must be fucking happy for a more restricted web. Every one should just be normie and posf selfies everywhere. I bet she's behind all this.
Anonymous No.81941366 [Report] >>81941376
>>81941358
Would rather not desu. Taiwan probably won't exist in 10 years and I don't want to be on the ground when it happens.
Anonymous No.81941368 [Report] >>81941372
Britfeel will become high IQ only over the next few weeks, only high IQ lads who know how to host their own VPN or buy a pass with crypto will be posting here.
Anonymous No.81941372 [Report] >>81941375 >>81941436
>>81941368
So linux users?
Anonymous No.81941375 [Report]
>>81941372
Basically mate, it will encourage some of the less intelligent lads to do some learning
Anonymous No.81941376 [Report] >>81941394
>>81941366
the Chinese military are just government cheerleaders
Anonymous No.81941377 [Report] >>81941380
gf said that I mention nonces too much, said it's weird
I said I'm not obsessed with nonces, it's just that the country is fucking full of them and run by them, they're literally everywhere you look in every institution it's a serious fucking issue
Anonymous No.81941380 [Report]
>>81941377
i doubt that many people are nonces. nothing wrong with being an ephebophile, it just human nature, but full-on nonces have something wrong with their brains. it's just rare.
Anonymous No.81941381 [Report] >>81941406
'People initiatives' lead at work just had a full blown meltdown on a Zoom call with hundreds of people because only 5 people joined her last call about DE&I initiatives in the workplace. Ki to the fucking noooooooo.
Anonymous No.81941386 [Report]
I'd swap being on here for a nice gf to go outside with to be honest.
Anonymous No.81941394 [Report] >>81941415
>>81941376
PLA has 2 million soldiers, 5,000 tanks, 1,200 combat aircraft, 10,000 artillery pieces, 370 combat ships, 5,000 missiles and functionally limitless drones. If China wants to take Taiwan it can even just by sheer weight of numbers alone. The only limiting factors are the current political calculus they're doing - currently it wouldn't be overall beneficial for China to act because the response would be too harsh and crippling. But the likelihood of effective response goes down year after year. Next year? Probably still quite high. The year after? Maybe The year after that? You get the idea. Now think getting closer to ten years on... Taiwan will cease to be an independent nation in our lifetime.
Anonymous No.81941406 [Report]
>>81941381
>her call
of course it's a woman, men don't have time for this bollocks at work.
Anonymous No.81941415 [Report] >>81941433
>>81941394
Russia has that amount of manpower and equipment and can't even take over a country it shares a land border with.
Anonymous No.81941416 [Report] >>81941427 >>81941441
First thing I bought with my first bennies payment was Call of Duty 4 on the Xbox 360 in 2007. What about you?
Anonymous No.81941427 [Report]
>>81941416
i got backpaid about 800 quid and built a new PC.
Anonymous No.81941433 [Report] >>81941452
>>81941415
Because Ukraine has been armed with a blank cheque and literally all of NATOs stockpiles. Now that those are running out it has been simply grinding away and taking more and more land every single day. The Chinese and Taiwanese and everyone else understand that if Taiwan wants to not be wiped out then it would need to survive the initial assault long enough for Western reinforcements and materiel to arrive. This is a huge gamble and getting riskier every year as the capacity and will for the West to enact such an expensive, materielly demanding campaign thousands of miles away, as well as the will of the public to support such military adventures slowly disappears.
Anonymous No.81941436 [Report]
>>81941372
I'm high IQ and don't use linux.
Anonymous No.81941437 [Report]
HHL's serious medical condition is just that he's going bald. that's why he bought a hat.
Anonymous No.81941441 [Report]
>>81941416
back when i was unemployed in 2009 i used to spend most of it on white lightning
Anonymous No.81941450 [Report]
Lollers' serious medical condition is just that he's a nonce. that's why he used linux.
Anonymous No.81941452 [Report] >>81941478
>>81941433
I agree it would be harder for NATO to support Taiwan to the same degree as they've supported Ukraine. I don't think stockpiles are running out though. That's been the same cope western media has had about Russia running out of missiles running out since mid-2023. In my view Taiwan is safe until they lose their monopoly on chip production.
Anonymous No.81941462 [Report] >>81941470
Gets me down seeing a cute british rose introverted lass on yt knowing I'll never be her ideal man.
Anonymous No.81941470 [Report] >>81941493
>>81941462
it's mad too in a weird statistical 'whittling down' kind of way. who are you MOST likely to click with? would be some online lass, all things considered.
then think of all these online women and how many similar men would be in the queue ahead of you. why would she pick you? and that's your most realistic chance at finding a gf.
Anonymous No.81941473 [Report]
>>81941328
love this gimmick
Anonymous No.81941478 [Report]
>>81941452
>I don't think stockpiles are running out though
Stockpiles are objectively running low. The MoD admits it, all of NATO admits it. The rate of materiel transfer to Ukraine has crawled to very low numbers of very old stock. The conceit that NATO had was that Russia was just like them, but Russia has been planning for a while and can fall back on retrofitting old Soviet arms factories to produce massive amounts of materiel, which they did, and now they produce 12 times the number of artillery shells as all of NATO in any given time period, 300 new tanks a year (vs... well that's the question, NATO hasn't really been producing tanks so they don't even know what their theoretical max output is, but it's not 300 a year) and close to 3000 APCs a year. NATO deindustrialised and Russia didn't, now the hard realities of logistics and production are hitting.

The chip production angle is interesting definitely, but with both China and America looking to boost domestic production rapidly and massively I would say this bit of leverage is dwindling year on year as well.
Anonymous No.81941480 [Report] >>81941532
Ruthmong won't be able to afford a VPN. Hopefully we never hear from him again after today.
Anonymous No.81941493 [Report] >>81941500
>>81941470
I know it feels like you've got to be very lucky and be in a situation where you regularly meet the same people. I often think "I wonder if she'd like me" too much despite having no qualities.
Anonymous No.81941500 [Report] >>81941519
>>81941493
i feel like people oversell the whole 'join a club, have a social circle, it'll happen organically' thing.
all of my adult relationships have been through sites/apps. which is as artificial as it gets, but at least you know what you're both there for.
Anonymous No.81941508 [Report]
every asmr lass seems to have a buff bf or really cute skinny bf.
Anonymous No.81941519 [Report] >>81941535
>>81941500
Apps are only worth doing if you're top of the pack or quite handsome. No point otherwise... especially neets or those in deadend warehouse jobs forever.
Anonymous No.81941520 [Report] >>81941547 >>81941565
>>81941336
This country doesnt feel like a democracy at times. How can 100k citizens vote they have an issue with something and then the MPs just fuck it off?
Anonymous No.81941532 [Report]
>>81941480
I can still read the site at least.
Anonymous No.81941535 [Report]
>>81941519
i'm not handsome, i just dated crazy women and/or males. don't know what they saw in me, i doubt i'm some magical special exception to incel graphs.
Anonymous No.81941542 [Report]
When females respect men that had relationships with children, you know it's just status that matters.
Anonymous No.81941547 [Report] >>81941562
>>81941520
>How can 100k citizens vote they have an issue with something and then the MPs just fuck it off?
Probably because that's less than 1% of the population of the country
Anonymous No.81941554 [Report] >>81941590
Even an average northern lass like Emily would want better than you.
Anonymous No.81941558 [Report]
set your location to africa or sea on tinder
they'll treat you like a king
Anonymous No.81941562 [Report]
>>81941547
0.14% to be precise. I don't disagree with the sentiment but that's a miniscule amount plus these petitions are very easy to manipulate, duplicate entries, signed by people outside the UK etc etc. They're just a tool to make mongs believe they have a say.
Anonymous No.81941565 [Report]
>>81941520
really ruffles my feathers. the whole point is they 'represent' us, that is the most straightforward "make our voices heard!!" action people can take. and some of them really put time/effort into making it a whole campaign, even if it's silly internet activism stuff. it's still the will of the people.

then you get a token question and a prepared soundbite response.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions?state=debated
NONE of these go anywhere. gets brought up, shot down, then the written response is just the information of how it currently is, or how the Government has/does not have plans.
Anonymous No.81941566 [Report] >>81941587
Post a pic of yourself smiling in your warehouse job on dating apps. That'll show the girls you are dating material.
Anonymous No.81941581 [Report]
It's very fucking over lads. Starmer just signed over infinity Indians to come live here pro bono.
It over.
Anonymous No.81941585 [Report]
Sexually exploiting Emily
Anonymous No.81941587 [Report]
>>81941566
Job doesn't matter. If you were a middle manager in a bank you still wouldn't get a match. This fella on the other hand..
Anonymous No.81941590 [Report]
>>81941554
I am married to a much more attractive woman though
Anonymous No.81941597 [Report]
>>81938219 (OP)
Didn't they replace this with some shite "laying down" coaster?
Anonymous No.81941611 [Report] >>81941621
Shippy and his School of Divine Mysteries
Anonymous No.81941618 [Report] >>81941630
>>81941016
>corkscrew

First coaster I went on, and that "mountain" one nearby the indoor one.

The bike one they replaced it with is pretty fun though with the fast accleration
Anonymous No.81941621 [Report]
>>81941611
Are you that lad that enjoys getting pissed on?
Anonymous No.81941630 [Report] >>81941683
>>81941618
I was too little (plus maybe too much of a pussy) to go on the proper coasters when I went. Went on them at Alton Towers though. Very lush place.
Anonymous No.81941634 [Report] >>81941666
Many of the lads on discord are paedophiles and sex predators
Anonymous No.81941645 [Report]
dont wanna be involved with any of those pedos me
Anonymous No.81941662 [Report] >>81941670 >>81941677 >>81941687 >>81941689 >>81941715 >>81941725 >>81941738
Which celebrity will die next?
Anonymous No.81941666 [Report] >>81941739
>>81941634
That is true but so what? Girls still fancy us anyway. Not Shippy obviously but the rest of us
Anonymous No.81941670 [Report]
>>81941662
I was going to say David Bowie and then realised he's been dead for 9 years.
Anonymous No.81941673 [Report] >>81941718
Chika you seem happier lately. is it because eva6 is gone?
Anonymous No.81941677 [Report]
>>81941662
George Lazenby
Anonymous No.81941683 [Report] >>81941718 >>81941933
>>81941630
Same, still don't really like them.

I've only ever been on one "bigger" rollercoaster and it was at Mingo Land, the magnum one yeaaaaaars ago, probably like 2004/2005. They got rid of it though, think they put the Kumali one or something in its place?
Anonymous No.81941687 [Report]
>>81941662
Paul or Ringo.
Anonymous No.81941689 [Report]
>>81941662
David Attenborough lad
Anonymous No.81941694 [Report]
>>81940292
if the ultra rich paid there fair share of tax the immigrants could gamble 10 times as much for all i fucking care
Anonymous No.81941695 [Report] >>81941709
you can tell when she wakes up and all the dollies are brought out for the day
Anonymous No.81941701 [Report]
keep forgetting he's alive.
Anonymous No.81941709 [Report]
>>81941695
Be quiet Dollymong, we do not need you shitting up yet another thread
Anonymous No.81941715 [Report]
>>81941662
david jason followed by a Saville tier expose
Anonymous No.81941718 [Report]
>>81941673
No. And am I happier? Doubt it.
>>81941683
They're sorta fun but idk about now. I membah Nemesis at Alton Towers was rattley as fuck, actually hurt your head going on that thing.
Anonymous No.81941725 [Report]
>>81941662
Dennis Skinner, honestly thought he was already dead.
Anonymous No.81941738 [Report]
>>81941662
*outlives the lot*
Anonymous No.81941739 [Report] >>81941752
>>81941666
Why not Shippy?
Anonymous No.81941750 [Report]
retired from acting for real this time. probably hasn't had the healthiest lifestyle. clock is ticking.
Anonymous No.81941751 [Report] >>81941773 >>81941787
Jeremy Corbyn
@jeremycorbyn
>It's time for a new kind of political party - one that belongs to you.
https://xcancel.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1948337475304186169
Anonymous No.81941752 [Report]
>>81941739
he got caught faking the whole eva6 thing by supplying BN with pictures of children to LARP as
Anonymous No.81941767 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfmHEc_z0Qk
just seems unwell. classically trained actor and all that, struggling to get his words out.
Anonymous No.81941771 [Report]
>Pro-migration protest group escorted by police is funded by trade unions - Campaigners brought to Epping hotel are TUC-backed and headed by Diane Abbott
https://archive.is/20250723210109/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/23/police-escort-pro-migration-protesters-funded-unions/
Anonymous No.81941773 [Report]
>>81941751
Voting for Jezza to increase my benefits. Ta x
Anonymous No.81941775 [Report]
Who will inform the Apus of celebrity deaths once /britfeel/ is gone?
Anonymous No.81941787 [Report] >>81941800
>>81941751
he seems like a nice enough guy. just don't see the point in alternative left-wing party #37, he's not some messiah. and that statement on their web site is more about foreign policy stuff than domestic issues. read the room, you two.
Anonymous No.81941789 [Report]
Wonder how our Gazza is doing. Heard the news from seasideMARK.
Anonymous No.81941800 [Report] >>81941850
>>81941787
>He's not some messiah
Oh he is to younger people, Gaza voters and hard lefties. They love him.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81941807 [Report] >>81941830 >>81941877 >>81941997 >>81942055
Voluntary work meeting went well. Starting next week will be doing Tuesdays and Wednesdays and maybe the odd Fridays. Oh aye we working now. In that spoons now having some scran.
Anonymous No.81941811 [Report]
Marmite on toast. It lush.
Anonymous No.81941819 [Report] >>81941829 >>81941919 >>81941936
I membah uni halls
Drunk people shouting OHHHH JEREMYYY CORBYNNN to the tune of seven nation army
Better, but just as stupid times
Anonymous No.81941820 [Report] >>81941846 >>81941852 >>81941874
Looking so old and mid now. She was quite cute when she first started and that wasn't even too long ago. Thoughts?
Anonymous No.81941822 [Report] >>81941838
Everybody should have access to assisted euthanasia no matter how old they are or wether they are ill or not.
Anonymous No.81941829 [Report] >>81941863
>>81941819
If I wasn't a loser I'd have gone to uni in 2011-2014 era. It'd probably just be people seething about Nick Clegg and Osbournes austerity. Much less cringe but also boring.
Anonymous No.81941830 [Report] >>81941842
>>81941807
>work
worried about you, lad. has the health scare put you on some dark path?
Anonymous No.81941836 [Report] >>81941854 >>81941869
What's the appeal of voluntary work? If you work you should get paid at least, no? Getting paid surely is better than getting not paid.
Anonymous No.81941838 [Report]
>>81941822
Sucks we have to go out in brutal ways.
Anonymous No.81941842 [Report]
>>81941830
Helper got visited by the ghosts of Christmas past and is changing his ways. It lush.
Anonymous No.81941846 [Report] >>81941898
>>81941820
>Thoughts?
You're boring mate
Anonymous No.81941850 [Report]
>>81941800
the SWP are cancelled because of rape, one of the Communist Party of Britains is cancelled because of transphobia, but what about the other two?
Anonymous No.81941852 [Report] >>81941898
>>81941820
Our Laura looks like an evil wizard pondering over a furry crystal ball like that.
Anonymous No.81941854 [Report]
>>81941836
It's one of them things to make people slave for free and convince them this will make them more favourable to hire. The middle class will often do it.
Anonymous No.81941863 [Report] >>81941886
W-work trial?

>>81941829
Yeah that sounds like the worst era to be at uni. Russel Howard, BBC Three in its prime. Yikes.
Anonymous No.81941869 [Report]
>>81941836
dole used to make you do it so you can update your CV
Anonymous No.81941874 [Report] >>81941898
>>81941820
Shes way above dating standards lookwise, if I saw her i'd even think she was too young to "flirt" with.

Just need to reasses your standards mate
Anonymous No.81941877 [Report]
>>81941807
what work are you doing?
Anonymous No.81941886 [Report]
>>81941863
>Yeah that sounds like the worst era to be at uni. Russel Howard, BBC Three in its prime. Yikes.

I was a friendless shut-in loser basically so I have no idea of the real life social vibes at the time, the internet was based in an ultra cringe way, rage comics and atheism, before ze culture wars and politicalisation of everything

https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8

Real world wise I entered a portal from 2009 to 2017, everything in that period I saw was exclusively internet
Anonymous No.81941898 [Report] >>81941905 >>81941912 >>81941944
>>81941846
And you have no value compared to a female like her.

>>81941852
I hope she doesn't turn into some witchy lass.

>>81941874
She's 24, not 18. It would not be unusual for me to be in a relationship with someone that's 24.
Anonymous No.81941905 [Report] >>81941923
>>81941898
>And you have no value compared to a female like her.
My gf will be happy to know this x
Anonymous No.81941912 [Report] >>81941948
Going on the Daktari Express with Cheeka and making him blush by giving him a peck on the Cheek as it moved

>>81941898
24 is about the dating floor for me, when I made a dating app I set it from 24 to 35
Anonymous No.81941919 [Report] >>81941948
>>81941819
kek I was one of those idiots. I was mainly doing it to get fanny though.
Anonymous No.81941923 [Report] >>81941966
>>81941905
Doubt she's cute like your average asmr lass. Probably chubby.
Anonymous No.81941928 [Report]
imagine working for free lmao absolutely grim even wagies at least get paid
Anonymous No.81941933 [Report] >>81941940
>>81941683
Magnum Force is still operating at Indiana Beach in the US, it was at a park in Mexico before that, where it derailed and killed 2 people
Anonymous No.81941936 [Report] >>81941948
>>81941819
I wonder if you ever came across "SP" (the incel) or "Sagiri" (normie who made OP images) posters at Lancaster, they were both there the same time as you.
Anonymous No.81941940 [Report] >>81942070
>>81941933
>it was at a park in Mexico before that, where it derailed and killed 2 people

Christ, I imagine the Mexicans skimped on the bare minimum maintenance
Anonymous No.81941943 [Report] >>81942119
Is getting a girlfriend and going abroad really all it's cracked up to be? I can live comfortably at home without ever working or leaving town until I die. Miserable...yes but working is another level of miserable if you can't get a relationship anyway. Once you're on mental health disability they leave you alone for years.
Anonymous No.81941944 [Report]
>>81941898
>I hope she doesn't turn into some witchy lass
this is a very common interest for women these days. I guess they see it as empowering. I shagged a lass who lived on a house boat, read tarot cards and had a jet black cat.
Anonymous No.81941948 [Report]
>>81941912
Corrrrrr bloody ell
Ancient memories uncovered
I think I remember this train or a similar version of it. Forgot all about it somehow. Blimey. I feel like my life is flashing before my eyes.
>>81941919
Even I have done that ironically desu. It funny.
>>81941936
Possible possible. I got the uni WiFi banned for avatarsneeding lmfao.
Anonymous No.81941966 [Report]
>>81941923
>Doubt she's cute like your average asmr lass. Probably chubby.
Are you going to pwn Shippy and BN again today?
Anonymous No.81941974 [Report] >>81941981 >>81942052
all i wanted in life were my own flat
will never happen now since theres no jobs x
Anonymous No.81941976 [Report]
daddy Gregg and BN have been suspiciously quiet since the noncecord leaks
Anonymous No.81941981 [Report] >>81942006 >>81942122
>>81941974
There are jobs, you just don't want to work.
Anonymous No.81941993 [Report]
When the police officer keeps saying his full name and the frauditor starts banging on about GDPR.
Anonymous No.81941997 [Report]
>>81941807
What's your job? Nappy tester?
Anonymous No.81942006 [Report]
>>81941981
There are actually more people than jobs now. Government doesn't want to acknowledge it. Immigrants...lots of them. Fewer jobs once companies realised skeleton crews can do all the work. COVID really helped them realise that.
Anonymous No.81942021 [Report] >>81942071 >>81942091
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsmud6?start=898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9-v3wobUy8&t=1084s

annoyed me, this. it's not even some superb joke, there's just no point to Russell Howard.
Anonymous No.81942037 [Report] >>81942053 >>81942058 >>81942072
Uber letting females pick only female drivers. Why won't they do the same for males?
Anonymous No.81942052 [Report] >>81942077 >>81942099
>>81941974
I've lived in my "own" flat for 7 years and have never worked. Housing Bennies maxxing
Anonymous No.81942053 [Report] >>81942098
>>81942037
Are there even any female drivers?
Anonymous No.81942055 [Report]
>>81941807
You may as well just get a fucking job at that point.
Anonymous No.81942058 [Report]
>>81942037
men raping men is much rarer
Anonymous No.81942070 [Report] >>81942091
>>81941940
'Design flaws and a lack of maintenance' apparently
Anonymous No.81942071 [Report]
>>81942021
Oh my god the Daily Mail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
Anonymous No.81942072 [Report] >>81942086
>>81942037
Maybe because 99,999999 percent of sex predators are male?
Anonymous No.81942077 [Report] >>81942091
>>81942052
How have you managed that lad?
Anonymous No.81942086 [Report] >>81942106
>>81942072
100% of sex predators are sex predators. are we just going to assume men are predatory, now? what if a racist just has 'vibes' about a specific race?
Anonymous No.81942091 [Report]
Might treat myself to some new slippers for my birthday, mine are falling apart

>>81942021
oh mah god the daily mail

>>81942070
Not surprising

>>81942077
Just a cheap flat privately rented, covered by housing bennies. It would be harder now with the lack of flats to rent though.
Anonymous No.81942093 [Report] >>81942115
Ruth is definitely a radical feminist now due to this place
Anonymous No.81942098 [Report] >>81942116
>>81942053
A few but if I don't feel safe with a foid behind the wheel, I should be able to have a male driver. The foid could make up some crap like you touched her too.
Anonymous No.81942099 [Report]
>>81942052
jammy sod
Anonymous No.81942104 [Report]
Shoutanon is a sex predator
Anonymous No.81942106 [Report]
>>81942086
If they let me only pick white drivers, I'd be pretty down with that
Anonymous No.81942112 [Report] >>81942120 >>81942131
I bet there's an almost 0 percent of female uber drivers being raped in their own taxis tbqh.
Anonymous No.81942115 [Report] >>81942133
>>81942093
yeah she's making herself less cute too, drinking the alcohol. doesn't want to portray herself as some sweet, innocent lass.
Anonymous No.81942116 [Report]
>>81942098
I want to option to get females drivers only as a man too, id use uber much more then desu
Anonymous No.81942119 [Report] >>81942140
>>81941943
Sounds like a shit life lad. I have been with many women and travelled extensively and I am not a sad sack like you, you should try it
Anonymous No.81942120 [Report]
>>81942112
Dunno, Abdullah and Boubakar would have a go
Anonymous No.81942122 [Report]
>>81941981
if i switched my focus to minimum wage jobs totally unrelated to my degree then i MIGHT be able to get a job
still won't be able to move out of my parents house though
Anonymous No.81942130 [Report]
Frauditors are wearing ray ban recording glasses now. Just play copyrighted music if you see anyone with sunglasses approach you.
Anonymous No.81942131 [Report]
>>81942112
how many male drivers have raped/ sexually harassed a female passenger
Anonymous No.81942133 [Report] >>81942174
>>81942115
She's been around booze her whole life due to her Dad's business though.
Anonymous No.81942140 [Report] >>81942147
>>81942119
it's too late for me now. I'll be 40 in 5 years. you can't start with the same experience as a teenager at this point.
Anonymous No.81942144 [Report] >>81942208
Sheila's Wheels (from those adverts) closed down because of a ruling that you couldn't sell services exclusively to one sex.
Anonymous No.81942145 [Report] >>81942167 >>81942173
Another Flamingo Land themed special edition
>>81942135
>>81942135
>>81942135
Anonymous No.81942147 [Report]
>>81942140
Move to Thailand as soon as you can
Anonymous No.81942154 [Report] >>81942191 >>81942237 >>81942241
imagine getting in an uber in banbury and you see this face in the driver's seat, you'd know youre in good hands.
Anonymous No.81942158 [Report]
women have it so easy, desu. They can just claim that "men" make them uncomfortable in some vague and general sense, while I have to say that brown people specifically make me uncomfortable.
Anonymous No.81942167 [Report]
>>81942145
where the fuck is the last day of britfeel edition?
Anonymous No.81942173 [Report]
>>81942145
Bit early de lad, still over 20 posts left
Anonymous No.81942174 [Report] >>81942215
>>81942133
It was suss seeing all the empty vodka bottles in her room. She must've been drinking all them times while putting it on a fake personality for the simps.
Anonymous No.81942191 [Report]
>>81942154
wouldn't let him within 10 miles of any children. be careful when daddy greg is around
Anonymous No.81942208 [Report]
>>81942144
They didn't close down but they did have to stop discriminating with the prices and adverts. When I drove I went with them one year as they were the cheapest insurance for me. Was funny in a way.
Anonymous No.81942215 [Report]
>>81942174
All of them do that though. That's all ASMR is. Girls acting all cutesy for incels who have never felt intimacy with a woman.
Anonymous No.81942220 [Report] >>81942224
Just had Subway for lunch did I not
Anonymous No.81942224 [Report] >>81942234
>>81942220
Insanely overrated and overpriced
Anonymous No.81942234 [Report] >>81942251
>>81942224
What did I have on it you ask? Ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato, red onion, caramelised onion and garlic & herb sauce. Added a bit of me own mayo to it as well and it were lushhhhh.
Anonymous No.81942237 [Report]
>>81942154
even looks like a peadophile. grim
Anonymous No.81942241 [Report]
>>81942154
5 minutes into cartoon network and chill and he gives you this look
Anonymous No.81942251 [Report] >>81942260
>>81942234
1400 calories in one sandwich
Anonymous No.81942260 [Report] >>81942268
>>81942251
Only had a 6-inch and boiled meself some rice to go with it. Very lovely lunch it was indeed. Probably around 1,000 calories which is bang on target for an adult laddington like me.
Anonymous No.81942268 [Report] >>81942278 >>81942282
>>81942260
With the rice it's probably closer to 1600. What did you have for breakfast and what are you having for dinner?
Anonymous No.81942278 [Report] >>81942312
>>81942268
No the sum total was around 1,000 calories. Cereal for brekkie and probably bangers and mash for dindins. Lovely rounded day overall.
Anonymous No.81942282 [Report] >>81942292
>>81942268
he's not going to be honest about whether he got one of those cookies they do.
Anonymous No.81942292 [Report] >>81942298 >>81942320
>>81942282
It came with an offer for 3 free cookies but I've left them for the sprogs when they get home.
Anonymous No.81942298 [Report] >>81942318
>>81942292
> I've left them for the sprogs
like reindeer treats?
Anonymous No.81942309 [Report]
5 more common lads. Might be our last time we get to do this today.
Anonymous No.81942312 [Report] >>81942334 >>81942337
>>81942278
>sugar coated sugar floating in milk for breakfast
700 calories
>ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato, red onion, caramalised onion, garlic and herb sauce on a bread roll plus a bowl of rice for lunch
1600-1700 calories
>bangers and mash (and I assume gravy) for dinner
varies obviously depending on how many sausages but if you have 3 that's another 1500 calories easily

total calorie intake for the day (excluding any snacks): 3800-3900

kinell mate you need to cut down
Anonymous No.81942318 [Report] >>81942335
>>81942298
Odd comparison but sure. Hopefully they enjoy them as much as the reindeer enjoy the cookies and milk on Christmas eve.
Anonymous No.81942320 [Report]
>>81942292
starting to doubt this sarny now lad
Anonymous No.81942330 [Report]
gianna blesses this thread, go in peace
Anonymous No.81942334 [Report]
>>81942312
You're wildly overestimating calorie content de lad. I use the Nutricheck app to track all this stuff and it's much nearer to 2,300. I also have Makaveli's build so if anything I probably should be having 3,500 a day but I cba.
Anonymous No.81942335 [Report]
>>81942318
you're a good father, anon-san. your sprogs waddling in, delicious cookies for them to peck at.
Anonymous No.81942337 [Report]
>>81942312
26 stone bracket coming on nicely
britfeel record in sight
Anonymous No.81942346 [Report]
Anyway lads it's been a joy talking to you about my lunch, but we must now make our way over to the new thread to debate our usual dollies.
Anonymous No.81942405 [Report]
>>81942399
>>81942399
>>81942399
>>81942399
panda pops!
Anonymous No.81943180 [Report] >>81943216
Plenty of non-bri'ish posters to keep it going
Anonymous No.81943216 [Report]
>>81943180
>Plenty of non-bri'ish posters to keep it going
no