Thread 214488445

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Is "Will you go on a date with me?" an acceptable way to ask a woman out?

>>214488445 (OP)
they could just train the AI to detect outstanding orders like this and send them to an employee for review, it would be easy

>>214488499
i wouldnt know

>>214488499
I would go with "would you like to go out"

>>214488499
If they would accept normally then I don't think that would disuade them, but the natural response would be what the date would consist of, so it's better to just lead with that. It might also turn a maybe into a yes if it's something they really want to do

>>214486892
women are turned on by a narcissistic feeling of being desired. Incels fail because they can't fulfil the fantasy. The incel here is desperate for any woman at all, there is no fulfillment

>>214488408
White men always were weak pussies. Always will be.

>>214488499
It sounds antiquated and 19th century
The correct way in 2025 is to speak in zoomer ebonics
>Yo yur gyatt is fly as fuck girl you wanna take a spin with the rizzler in chief?

Is Taco Bell good?

Genuinely don't know how people get fat. I have to fight myself to eat 2500 calories a day.

>>214488499
are you autistic? rizz is a learned skill but this aint it chief, this is cringe compilation core.

>>214488583
are you indian or arab?

55 BURRITO SUPREMES
55 CRUNCHWRAPS
55 NACHOS
55 SOFT TACOS
55 HARD TACOS
55 BAJA BLAST
55 WATERS

>>214488626
sweets

>>214488629
Absolutely ridiculous that being straightforward isn't "rizz"

>>214488630
finngolian homo novus

>>214488626
Soda

>>214488673
it sounds ridiculous because humans have one of the most complex mating rituals of any species ever.

>>214488583
>beating the weaker sex makes me strong or however the child is stabbed

>>214488583
and we continue to get weaker and weaker every year. the average middle-aged white man desires muscle mommies and choccy milk and cartoons. expects mommy and daddy to pay all their bills. it's pathetic.

My face looks weathered and shitty at only 25
I walled hard. And now I look like a scary creep to women

>>214488727
white bitch crying like they always do. racism is a cope.

>>214488626
eating has little to do with it, it's the fact that cardio is very annoying to try to do in American towns

>>214488763
American city planning is honestly one of the worst things I've ever seen and I live in a post soviet country.

>>214488742
estrogen in your drinking water core

>>214488615
It's slop

i made a tampermonkey script for times like these

>>214488879
>tampermonkey
>tftp
sorry i had to

>>214488763
>>214488695
>>214488648
I do no cardio, drink soda every day, and when I'm short on calories I often just eat a bunch of pizza rolls and still have never made it past 170lbs

been comfy rainy afternoons this whole week i was worried it was going to be dry like august

>>214488914
how tall are you

Hey girl I heard your tits and vagina are fantastic
Mayhaps may I take a peek?
This is my go to pick up line

>>214488499
Absolutely not. You need to propose something specific; preferably, some kind of shared interest that has been revealed in your initial conversations
>she has revealed she is a big coffee snob, and you are also a coffee snob
>you know a really good café with notably good coffee
Then you need to either suggest something specific like asking if she’s free to meet you at that coffee place on Friday afternoon, or if you’re talking to her when you’re both free, then it’s better to suggest going there together immediately (higher pressure, “fun”/spontaneous, sense of adventure, etc)

i'm sex

>>214488993
based

>>214488611
>>214488655
LMAO

>>214488819
it's designed to make smart people suicidal.

>>214488907
This stupid fuck doesn't know who created MDMA and he's an army zogbot vet.

>>214488995
But how do I know if it's a date if I don't use the word "date"

>“white ethnic” with weird foreign name suggests categories do not exist so he doesn’t get excluded
MANY such cases…

>>214489044
you always were my favorite schizo

Them Tampa niggas built different. Same with fem boys from Vallejo

>>214488995
what you suggest doesn't matter if she's really into you, but you should use a hook mentioning something brought up during conversation to make it natural

>>214489041
>designed to make smart people suicidal
That's everything in American society
Everything here is designed to reward being a loud dumb obnoxious retard

>>214489055
The word “date” is too loaded, and might make them shy away from meeting up. I never use it. After a few such non-dates and maybe having sex she might start a “what are we” conversation where that sort of thing can be more clearly defined.

>>214489102
>Fem
*Them
Goddammit

>>214488991
6'2"

My tallest friend was 6'6" and he isn't a dumb fuck and would listen to me on who made MDMA.

>>214489085
nothing to see here

>>214489109
The point is to give her a nominal excuse for meeting up, so she doesn’t come off as, or feel like a whore. It’s like the lyrics of “baby it’s cold outside” lol

need a superior russian woman to boss me around and make me lick her feet

>>214489240
Gross

My tallest friend was 6'6", he isn't a dumb fuck and would listen to me on who made MDMA.

>>214489186
>>214489264
Your tallest friend is 666?!

everyone on earth probably has a rape victim ancestor somewhere down the line

>>214489284
*rapes you*

>>214489240
I need an American girlfriend of Mexican descent

*russian mobster voice* he is ehh how you say fuckeen me in my asshole

going to turn into a perma neet soon

>>214489317
gross!!!!

>>214489284
Perhaps. My fathers side came from the original population of europe pre-LGM and they never left, so it seems reasonable to suspect no one ever came through and raped my great•x grandmother. On my mother's side, though, all bets are off

>>214489338
i read this in nikos voice

>>214489338
nigga this is borat.

>>214489317
>oklahoma
she is probably native not m*xican

>>214489316
Rape me again

Last image you saved that made you go pic related?

>>214489240
How about she politely asks you to lick her feet and you do it because you care about her

>>214489445
my own shirtless mirror selfie post workout, deadass

Indian food I get from Indian restaurants is never nearly as good as when I make it at home
Why is Indian food not good when Indians cook it?

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>214489317
are electric bikes illegal in Germany?

>>214489476
deal

I've never had Indian food

>>214489433
No she’s called Angela Gutierrez
And she says she is of Venezuelan descent…I was wrong.
Anyway she’s LatinX

https://youtu.be/eEvFd5EXX1Q

>>214489465
that aint even a YN sheriff outta pocket on this one

HINJAKU HINJAKU

>>214489284
A substantial proportion of my early medieval ancestors were Norsemen who engaged in Viking activities, and Vikings were noted for their propensity for rape.

Although maybe not in the modern sense of the word; rape used to primarily refer to marrying a woman without her father’s permission. There are some accounts of Anglo-Saxons lamenting how their women preferred the Norse invaders on account of their superior hygiene relative to Anglo-Saxon men.

>>214489476
If someone asks you to debase yourself then it isn't for them. The respect is not mutual and you should not do things for people that don't respect you

>>214489545
she needs to go back

>>214488530
You can't because "ridiculous order" is a subjective concept.
Ordering 10000 waters is ridiculous, but so is ordering 20 Big Macs. Unless it's for an office party, in which case it isn't.

Test post do not sneed

business idea: sepuku

i have to poo anyone want to eat it or am i flushing?

>>214489680
Spinny?!

>>214489680
I'd like to tie a rope around your ankle while you're sleeping so you trip and bash your face when you wake up.

my gf just sent me this lol

>>214489680
I’d love to but I’m super full rn, just finished Jason‘s bowl.
Next time tho
Sorry

>>214489727
if i was spinster would you eat my poo?

>>214489542
I've had it a few times, it's not bad

>>214489637
What disgusting shithole do you work at where 20 Big Macs is anything resembling a reasonable order?

/cum/ is an anti-racism zone

>>214489817
i look like that but dont talk like that

>>214489763
Her name is Phoebe though

They’re launching Cheez-It in Germany

>>214489906
>Eating a salad with chopsticks
Now I've seen everything

>>214489972
well she hasn't on account of her genetics, don't rub it in

>>214488445 (OP)
>quit nicotine cold turkey 3 months ago
>1 month of hell
>normal since then
>mind starts telling me I can handle nicotine once or twice a week without it being a habit

egg fried rice should be eaten with a spoon

>>214488693
reminder to water your garloids regularly. those little guys need lovin.

>>214490061
bizarre comment from people who are undoubtedly buying groceries with EBT

>>214490068
based
i'm thinking thats the next thing ill quit

>>214489964
What cheese snack did you eat before it?

>>214489240
why are russian women so dominant? it's hot but also weird how common it is. even the uwu e-girl haxxor types seem like they'd stab me in my sleep.

>>214490121
I almost broke a month ago and went to a vape shop to buy a disposable vape and then I saw the cheapest ones are now like $42 because of new gov tax and I thought fuck that.

violence against women is funny

>>214490153
they are cold and quiet, and have a dead pan stare

>>214490152
Never really ate cheese snacks idk!!

>>214489906
i wouldn't be on /int/ - International if i wasn't interested in engaging with other cultures and races and ethnicities.

>>214490186
Good for you, my only current vice is cigarettes.
I want to stop

Violence against canadians is unacceptable

I got poo poo in my butthole
And I ain't bout to wipe that shit
You got a problem with that motherfucker then speak up!

Almost went to the gape shop but my willpower did not falter

>>214489663
at least they're pouring out the crown royal

>>214490238
Cigarettes were pretty easy for me to quit. The problem was the vape. Finally my parents nagging me worked. I vaped for years and randomly one day after dinner and my parents nagging me again to stop vaping I thought " fuck might as well quit " and I threw all my shit into the dumpster and began my few days of intense suffering.

I don’t cook
I don’t clean
But let me tell you, I got this ring

>>214490297
Old data but yeah, our elbows are up kek

>>214490238
>>214490298
Also I think I will just start vaping or using nicotine again in 2 months when I move to Poland. I will be very stressed probably and will use it to cope.

>>214490308
i get that he's being zesty but he's also just doing a silly dance. ain't nothin wrong with bein a lil silly guy sometimes.

>>214490428
Never said there wuz!!

>>214490298
>>214490376
yeah i've heard vapiing is harder to quit

Americans have to pay for the ambulance

>>214490437
>webm
I would kys if that was me

ok i guess all the gay faggot opportunistic clickbait accounts have been fed their new talking point, that the pussy liberal german govt is "assassinating AfD candidates" when there are thousands and thousands of AfD candidates in these local elections and 6 non-AfD candidates have also died recently because that's what old people do, they die.

Millennials > Gen X > Zoomers > everything else

sorry it's just a fact.

>>214490472
So do Canadians albeit

>>214490503
time is leftist propaganda. i am eternal.

>>214490503
Yeah the servants of Western billionaires would NEVER stoop to killing off people that get in their way or present a risk to their power. Epstein definitely killed himself too

>>214490594
omg are you still talking about EPSTEIN that is sooooooo BORING like get over it already we're talking about TAYLOR SWIFT MARRYING A FOOTBALL GUY YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! ALSO CLIMATE CHANGE OR SOMETHING.

>>214490545
Millennials are up there with boomers as the worst

If I visit a Walmart while visiting the United States would it be considered rude to not shart my pants

>>214490472
how much?

>>214490545
More like GenX >millennials and zoomers> everything else

>>214490647
I want to masturbate in a Walmart toilet

Crazy how fast my brother became cringy
He used to be at least kind of funny,

>>214490673
When in Rome

Somebody come get her
She’s dancing like a Nigger

>>214490594
>Epstein definitely killed himself too
Erm it's time to move on chuddie

zoomers cannot stand someone insulting them online, it's pathological.

Do you people seriously believe in this Epstein shit

Wow I haven’t pooped today

Coffee makes me feel depressive. no idea why
i keep drinking it
it feels so good for like 5 minutes
I'm an addict

I'm so hungry but I can't eat

>>214490783
No

>>214490785
i usually go a day or two without pooping

>>214490796
You are gay too

>>214490783
Stfu go review your moms onlyfans

>>214490594
you have nigger IQ. My point was that these are people who are not in their way and don't present any obstacle to their power. No, local municipal candidate #4,700 out of 30,000 is not a threat to the federal coalition-based government

>>214490783
>“I was told Epstein ‘belonged to intelligence’ and to leave it alone.”
>attributed to Alexander Acosta
Quote from the judge who acquitted Epstein back in 2010

>>214490796
I recently quit it, my sleep is better

found out i might be drinking too much water. recommendation for the average man is 3 liters which i normally get done with by lunch time (1.0-1.5 litres of coffee, plus maybe tea and a can or two of sparkling water).
going to try sticking to less water and see if i start dying.

>>214490653
You should get the fuck out of this general dumb fuck.

112 days till Christmas

>>214490653
lol
>>214490898
go back to karachi paki

>>214489637
in which case you have someone review it obviously the fuck you mean, anything above a order for like 4 people max and you already automated 95% of orders

>>214490933
gettin ready for cozytimes

Christmas is the main holiday and the best one too, other religions can't even compete.

>>214490974
Thanksgiving is the main holiday, Christmas has been degenerated into an annual wealth transfer ritual.

>>214491021
No it hasn't

>>214491021
This.
At least Thanksgiving is uncorruptible

My bar mitzvah was better than all your christmases combined

>>214491021
how do Christmas gifts work?
do you have to prepare something for literally every person in your family?

>>214491021
But you guys don't celebrate real Thanksgiving you celebrate some weird bastardized version that's centred around football.

Canada still celebrates the real one where we pay thanks to your superior genetics and advanced technology that allowed us to conquer inferior groups and subjugate them for centuries. No sportsball involved.

>look up a girl I broke up with a few years ago
>she already hit the wall
LOL

>>214491090
Maybe not in your Papist shithole, but it has here.

xddd

>>214491118
Meh, I just get all my family a Round meal and let them all share it. I'm not buying individual gifts

I think I regret going ghost on all my friends for the past 3 years

>>214491122
You got no balls to play with nigga. Just rocks l, pog and sticks

>>214491114
did they order strippers for you?

>>214490643
What about this video is worth viewing, saving or posting

>>214491122
my family doesn't watch Thanksgiving football, that's the American marketing golem trying to smash its way into the holiday and failing. it makes billionaires seethe that that's best strategy they could come up with, trying to interrupt a family dinner with commercials like the lowly swamp creatures they are.

>>214491118
The standard form is to get a gift for each person celebrating Christmas together, but there are also variants (typically used by especially large families) for example where each person draws a random name, and then each person gives and receives just one gift

>>214490437
Can't tell if he's Indian, Latino, or black

Suck a nigga dick or sum

>>214491227
It's literally me

Should I masturbate tonight or keep up my four day streak and use the cum reserve to blast fat rope on the GF soles tomorrow

>>214491122
WE celebrate the fake Thanksgiving?? You syrupslurpers didn't even really celebrate it till you saw us start doing it then you were all "OH YEAH, TOTALLY, THANKSGIVING BRO"

>>214491248
If you can't immediately tell he's Indian you haven't been here long enough

Amanda is playing

>>214491305
Keep up your four day streak

>>214491306
this claim has been fact checked and found to be: FALSE

Canadians have always had better relationships with their chugs than Americans, we allied with them while you guys literally tried to genocide them.

>>214491305
shouldnt you be cumming inside her since you're trying for a kid?

just to keep you guys in the loop today's feeling like a Futurama porn sort of day, so yeah

>>214491392
Her ovulation is long over so no use now anyway
If she gets her period this weekend we need to try again…
But her breasts already feel different
Or maybe it’s just imagination

for me, it's a futanari porn kind of day

>>214491305
Obviously keep it. That's the reason I don't jerk off.

>>214491469
ask her to pee on the stick, you dummy

>>214491481
a tad queer

>>214491392
>he doesn’t know about the footpussy

>>214491503
Too early for tests
Saturday she could do an early test

>>214491469
Kys

>>214491235
Interesting. In my family it is strictly hierarchical: you only gift those more junior than you, and if they have kids, you only have to bother giving something to their kid.

>>214491572
okay good luck

>>214491573
????

>>214491606
He HATES starting families

>>214491591
DANK u my nigga

it's insane how many viewers streamers get

>>214491580
One branch of my family did the one-gift random draw method for the adults, while the adults would buy small gifts for each of the children. The other (smaller) branch just did gifts for/from everyone.

>>214491649
half of its bot farming probably

There’s nothing wrong with being bald

>>214491663
half is generous. besides the top 10 streamers it's mostly a way to scam advertisers out of money. advertisers think they're hitting 50k concurrent viewers every stream, reality is lucky to be a fifth of that. and nearly everyone has their finger in the pot

This retard really thinks you need to wait a full minute between posts if you use a proxy

>>214491725
I don't mind that
Fuck the ad companies

I think a coke dealer took over my former roommate’s phone number after the roommate moved to another country, as his number has come up as a telegram contact with a Pablo Escobar profile pic and a vague bio about selling something LOL

I was looking for a job then I found a job

>>214491777
can I get an 8ball?

so many shitposts right now, I'll be back in 30 minutes and better see some improvement

>>214491783
And heaven knows I can afford hookers now!!

>>214491756
The ad company isn't the one that loses, it's the businesses that buy ads from the ad company. Though besides the smaller businesses that don't deserve it, I won't shed any tears that Nike and Walmart are subsidizing steaming's existence. Even if streaming is, for the most part, full of lame losers.

>>214491809
Are you into billiards

I only just learned about the song Mexican Radio from the JustinRPG pokemon parody

Trump‘s tariffs are threatening Starbuck‘s most important coffee machine producer.
Switzerland is NOT the enemy of the USA.

I think Lindybeige has mellowed out with age and has refocused his channel from naysaying modern views medieval warfare to more fantasy, roleplaying-type stuff. He also did a hypercorrect 'British' version of You Ain't Nothing But A Hound Dog recently, that was fun.

Business idea

>>214491897
the top streamers who are botting have big brand ads

>>214489637
Difference being that 20 Big Macs for an office party is a reasonably realistic scenario, whereas 18000 waters is retarded and comically unrealistic.
>inb4 but a marathon could use that many cups of water
Yeah, but they don't get that shit from Taco Bell, do they?

I still can't believe the US government killed Peanut the squirrel

I live here

*modern views on

dead thread

>>214491951
no

Did I miss him? Where's Malta

>UMass Lowell under shelter in place after person with gun reported on campus
reminds me of my days in school. i used to like lockdowns, it was exciting.

I have a dream

>>214491994
Squirrels are not staying silent about this

I am handsome!

where are the messssicans?

>>214491994
why did biden kill this fella?

Schopenhauer's Law of Entropy:
If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.

>>214492113
alligator alcatraz

>>214492167
nooooooooooooooo

it occurs to me that most of you are pozzed leftoids who love being pod dwelling urbanites surrounded by diversity

>>214492151
European enlightenment elitists lost
American - Japanese plastic crap won

My president raped teenagers with his jewish friend

Damn, Rosie Pike has a fantastic tummy

>>214492171
Me and who <3

>>214492171
why do jews keep making degenerate movies like this

>>214492171
Mentally ill

>>214492224
that's what the goyim crave

There’s cum in my balls but none in your bum
Wanna change that?

>>214492299
save it

>>214492187
nice meme

>>214492171
In defense of this movie clip, this is hardly more explicit than American Psycho. And that movie is kino, so there is some space for this kind of extreme stuff if done right.

>>214489637
i guess 20 is a good cut off number for any item

>>214492218
Her pregnant tits look nice in Jack Reacher

Omega3 cum

I want to be a pod dwelling urbanite surrounded by bicycle paths and Asian girls

should i get on the goon pod?

Why are so many rich people pedos?

its over

>>214492617
You should talk to some bitches, dawg

>>214492671
Ublock origin on Firefox still works, or at least it did yesterday

>>214492660
The sanest rich people drop out of the game after earning millions, the craziest rich people try to reach billions and then they get bored and detached from the rest of humanity. also comorbid with psychopathy or sociopathy, which dulls feelings that would keep them away from doing horrific acts they can throw enough money at to make happen

>>214492660
They experienced it all already so they start craving novelty...
It's not just children. They fuck animals and do the most unspeakable things.
I wouldn't be surprised if they engaged in cannibalism.

Hi

>>214492671
>>214492702
just close and reopen your browser if you get that popup, make sure to delete cookies

it always resets it. Jewtube finds ways around it every few weeks but resetting always stifles their efforts.

>>214492786
im speechless

>>214492702
>Ublock origin on Firefox
thars what i'm using, I think they hit different regions. When this was happening in America it wasnt happening here

>>214492784
Are you gonna make the new thread?

>>214492786
based
poorfags seethe

support local hunter-gatherers

>>214492817
No you should do it, I enjoy the seethe it causes in anons

>>214492752
There you are, I was looking for your flag ma nun c'e sta nisciuna

So what's the weather like today in Malta?

>>214492773
Hey barbie

Just get YouTube premium you losers

>>214492907
Let's go party

>>214492926
>giving google money
Shan't

never giving jewgle my money

>>214492786
Eh, I think I'll just keep using the brave browser and a VPN but thanks.

I will never watch ads for any reason.
I will never tip for any reason.
I will not pay for videogames for any reason.

>>214492949
>>214492940
Losers

Fuck you

>>214492949
really? i usually tip them $10 or $20 whenever i do a search

>>214492926
imagine that

>>214492926
8 dollars is like a coke and a burger, so lunch, go fucking fuck yourself motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im so tired

feels great outside

suck my cock

>>214492958
you simply have no principles

watchin destiny

>>214492976
I used the Turkish Apple account gift card hack!!
1,50 per month or whatever

>>214493033
broke POS

>>214493009
Brian, you suck dicks for a living

>>214493060
Is this true?

I didn't sleep well because I watched Alien: Earth when it came onto public trackers at 3AM and then spent quite a while arguing on /tv/ with people who hate the show. I am so invested in it, I'd be sad if they cancel it after S1.

>>214493087
Jason will eventually get kicked out of his mother's house for wearing her panties

>>214493083
vvgghhh the world's greatest sport

Here comes these fucking discord weirdos againt

>>214493083
It’s called tactical gameplay

new
>>214493028
>>214493028
>>214493028

>>214492786
>>214492926
Watching YouTube for free with no ads makes me based actually

>>214493106
He only meant well

shitty schizo new

>>214493165
Not using this

I'm not posting in that new somebody make a new one

tripfags will burn in hell forever

NEW
>>214493277

Bros...
They are using the shit new

>>214492018
Disgusting piece of shit.
Get the fuck off this thread.
It's Canada USA Mexico
Dumb fuck.