seething apu edition

Hammer horror time.

me, aged 13:
"yeah Green Day are gay, aren't they? and even if they weren't gay, that new album is shite, they've sold out, Dookie was better."

me, aged 33:
DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
DON'T WANT A NATION UNDER THE NEW MEDIA
AND CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF HYSTERIA?
THE SUBLIMINAL MINDFUCK AMERICA

>>82153676 (OP)
My brain is still obsessed with adolescence. It makes others think I am a nonce. I missed out on teenage years and early 20s due to quite bad autism. It is like Michael Jackson losing his childhood because his dad beat him so he became obsessed with toys and kids stuff as an adult. Trying to claw back childhood.

I am fascinated by adolescence because I missed it and missed out.

how the fuck am i supposed to score weed in this hell hole? been dry for three weeks.

BRITFEEL STRONG
TWOLLS WEAK

>>82153722
PMT
Pre Marijuana Tension

>>82153716
me, aged 13:
Green Day are fucking gay. Alkaline Trio are better.

me, aged 33:
Wow, Green Day are several degrees gayer than I thought they were.

>>82153716
I remember when American Idiot came out. I was in primary school. Different world.

>>82153732
I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T, I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T
I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T, I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T
I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T, I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T
I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE

Do you remember the Chav vs Emo wars of the 00s. Chavs used to beat up emos. There was full scale war between the two.

Dont rly like that kinda greebo mosher music much fr me its got to be brat nd makes my hips move

TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

>>82153751
fookin wehhhyy dickhead!!

>>82153753
>Greebo
>Greb

I never heard this being used irl. Was it Norf thing?

So here is the situation.
The internet and smartphones killed rock music and subcultures so weird teens instead decided to become trannies, non binaries and fascists.

Now woke is dying and the tranny gender thing is declining. What new identity will young people like Gen alpha cling to when they hit adolescence?

Is Shippy circumcised?

For me, it's Holiday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajxn0PKbv7I

Teddy boys
Beatniks
Hippies
Punks
Goths
Emos
Scene
Transgenderism/wokeness

What comes next?

I used to follow the music of my generation then I realised it was all pre-selected govt approved psyops.
Then I went to live music festivals like Brecon Jazz and actually heard music for the first time.
Since then it's been ambient for me.
Not that it's better than anything else, it's just non psyop lyrics (there are none) music should reflect nature, not some gobshites emotional breakdown put to music.

>>82153808
straight edge fascist catholics

>>82153818
I've been a catholic since before it was cool so I'm all for it

>>82153818
This dumb bimbo is helping to increase that trend.


Thing is, a big part of subculture is getting laid and having fun. People who are opposed to that will always be dorks and dweebs.

>>82153751
I remember this frm the news cus it felt like a retro story transported from the 90s https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-couple-attacked-group-city-23707950
My big sister was a heavy goth in the 90s+00s
Well she still kinda is but in a more subtle way nowYea back then normie lassies gave her grief on our street bt Not really as shes v assertive nd stands up for herself unlike me
>>82153774
Dont know ave never heard any1 in scotland say it either to be honest it was just Goths nd even emos was still goths I only knew English ppl on the interent to say greebo back then but i find the word funny so ave held on to it
>>82153812
Yeah iktf I prefer music w/o words in it But not exclusively but vastest majority of tunes i listen to is instrumental Nd yes all youth subcultures is tavistock mass hypnosis To be fair music is very powerful in that way but thats a good reason to avoid it as well

>>82153795
Jacobean ruffs and jester subcultures are coming back lad.

>>82153795
>>82153808
>>82153812
teens won't admit it but it's all pretty curated and mainstream. maybe the internet HAS opened the doors a bit but there wasn't really "alternative television" or "alternative cinema". you had what, Newgrounds?
realistically it was just a few books and films and even then it was, i dunno, Catcher in the Rye and Tim Burton or summat. you can just go out and buy comic books now so it's not like you'd have to go out your way to find some Alan Moore shite, everyone's read those, EVERYONE

not saying there isn't underground/alternative/counter-culture stuff but i dunno, not-like-the-other-kids kids aren't getting into French New Wave cinema, are they? nowadays i guarantee you all these alt/edgy kids just say "yeah fuck trannies, they're faggots; Nazis are based, i go on 37chan.". bless their cotton socks.

>>82153853
>ambient
I do feel it can be argued that a lot of peoples stresses can be put down to constantly listening to lyrical music that winds them up all day, listening to some cunts emotional problem through siren esque songs, i cannot imagine listening to a a group of 100 or so women in a day complaining. Fuck that, no wonder everyone is mental out there.

A certain blind cunt who likes Sheffield Wednesday posts here.

>>82153879
David Blunkett?

>>82153853
>iktf I prefer music w/o words in it But not exclusively but vastest majority of tunes i listen to is instrumental
that's real fuckin kawaii yo. i mean i used to listen to fucking MIDI files (MP3s took forever) and to be honest video game music in general was just great for instrumental/melodic tracks so i'd listen to that a lot as a teenager

but i do basically want
>some gobshites emotional breakdown put to music.
i dunno what to tell you angry-anon. it's writing, it's poetry, it's like another instrument.

only thing Helper eats that isn't beige is curry.

>>82153876
It might be a autism thing bt i feel really uncomfortable hearing a human voice singing sometimes.Its hard to describe.Like a fight or flight getting shouted at feeling.Like calm down.

>>82153446
I did de lid, its a very nice guitar and I'm happy with it, no scratches or anything.

>>82153876
i mean re: emotional music i wouldn't say it's quite "oh man i really relate to those lyrics" or whatever, but there is a rhythm and flow to vocals (again, it poetry) and if someone earnestly gets their feels down in a song, great outlet for them, and i'm having a great time listening.

plus there is good and bad singing/vocals on a purely technical level, but i like that every band/musician is just a bitter different rather than them all tending towards this same "perfect music", y'know? Bernard Sumner isn't the greatest singer but i really like New Order and his voice, it's unique to him/them

Hearing someone talk on the phone in another room sends me into a rage.

Me when the steak meets the havent pooped fr few days frm codeine in my tummy

Prevented from having a shit.
smackmong.

>>82153871
I literally don't know any teens but i can understand what you mean, the wide access to media let more escape the corporate scene or at least the controlled corporate scene earlier generations had access to.
I think the underground scene is drill rap? idk, i hear it coming from a wide range of vehicles in my city. Or maybe that's just radio1? i really dont know.
>>82153921
Sounds like overload from being told what your doing is wrong, regardless if its right or wrong, overbearing mothers do that.

I do recall first born children like myself do not prefer women in their family singing as it attracts men to breed with their mothers and thus less resources MAY become available. If i listen to any vocals however i prefer airy female vocals.

>>82153942
I tolerate voices that sound similar to nature now, it wasn't always that way but i've isolated myself from the human voice, and for the most part im fine with that.

loved Dookie by Green Day. had it on cassette with my walkman. last time I listened to it must be 10 years or more though.

Fucking Hell didn't know Jill Janus from the band Huntress killed herself seven years ago. You really miss a lot when you stop buying music mags.

it's funny how even the targets of bigotry change if you're going for some "it's all teh jewz!!" shit, never before in my life has anyone in England that i've known specifically cared about the Jews. Protestants vs Catholics, maybe.

my dad and his mates used to beat up the guitarist from Iron Maiden because he was a Polish immigrant at their school. now he's softened and he likes Bronski Beat even though they're gay, because gays make good pop music, don't they

>>82153716
Me aged 13
>CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
>MY SCARS REMIND ME THAT THE PAST IS REAL, I TEAR MY HEART OPEN JUST TO FEEL
Me aged 28
>NIGGA HEIL HITLER

Struggling 2 lock in today x

>>82153976
Think I'd enjoy taking advantage of this lass.

>>82153976
i'm not saying order in a post-steak vindaloo
but
you could, couldn't you

vindaloo
vindapoo
hmmmmm

had a vindaloo
now I'm finna poo

>>82153999
>I think the underground scene is drill rap?
it's just not my music but reading ABOUT this (like a fucking dweeb) it SOUNDS cool. DIY/indie/punk/whatever culture? should be a golden age for it with the internet and that? maybe it is and i'm just listening to it
(some great places online to find mad old bootleg tapes and that, might get back into it)

>i've isolated myself from the human voice
bit grim, better TO enjoy vocals than not, but we all have those things, don't we. for me it's zithers.

>>82153925
Congrats lid post a piccy

>>82154047
Use her hand to wipe your bum after a poo?

Me? Yeah I fought a bear once. A koala, I kicked the shit out of it.

wonder how ruthmong is doing rn

remember old keyboards and music software and that where one of the synths/instruments would be like "vocals 3" or "choir" and it just goes
>aaaaa
>laaaaaa
>uuuuhhhh
like some mad Gregorian chant shit except all electronic

could have that song from The Snowman or Trans-Siberian Orchestra or summat, throw it into a Brian Eno song. but then you might as well just have proper lyrics, i say.

>>82154153
Ahem conttrary2 their popular name koalas r not bears theyre marsupials

You lids reckon are Minty would vote for Sadiq Khan if he was still living in Walford? He strikes me more of a Sun-reading Rerform voter tbqh. No nonsense type of bloke are Minty.

given the chance id beat the shit out of HHL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dr2CMlflcEs
GOBURIN GOBURIN GOBURIN GOBURIN GOBURIN

Remember pressing the DJ! button in music call and my teacher going berserk whenever someone did it.

Based Minty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mevi0BBmGwM

>>82154210
He a big steppa

Phwoar gotten up have i not

>>82154226
Me? Going to bed

>>82154198

You'll do fuckin' nuthin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ksAzEJFlQg

don't want to ruffle any prog rock feathers, but Return to the Centre of the Earth > Journey to the Centre of the Earth
(RIP Ozzy)

>>82154188
That's why I kicked it's head in. Fed up of them going round telling people they're bears.

>>82154210
I posted about DJ DJ DJ DJ DJ once on here and nobody acknowledged it. Was thinking, surely this was not a unique experience of music lessons. Glad someone else knows this feel. DJ DJ COME ON COME ON *orgasm noises*
Yes, "piano". That state comprehensive feel. Tfw geography classrooms full of Nelson Mandela and Gandhi quotes. Fucking lmao.

>>82154114
here you are, gonna do a proper clean of it tomorrow, the fretboard and such. I need a proper stand for it as well, something that allows it to hang in place so the pointy bits dont touch the floor

our keyboards also had a "dictionary" button so it went
>DJ!
>DJ!
>D-D-DJ!
>Dictionary.

me? exhausted because I had a fight with a massive cranefly last night, went to bed and couldn't sleep as I kept hearing this weird brushing noise on the ceiling, got the torch out and this big orrible cunt was just mincing about scraping against the ceiling so I tried to shoo it out a window which pissed it off then it kept diving at me so I got a duster out to smack it and it kept evading me, hid down the side of a drawer, hid behind the telly, dive bombed me then he fucking went up into the air vent like sommet from alien 1979 then I was too chicken shit to seal off the vent. Knackered. Hate crane flies, proper wig me out.

>>82154265
When shppy was up here he almost joined the union bears but he backed out when he learned its a football thing nstead of a GAY THING!!

O ye his piccy was in the news theother day as well https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgjq77ypzpo

DVDlad probably the only person here who unironically encountered a bear and lived to tell the tale.

Being thrown into high school was honestly quite horrible when you think about it. You've got your small scale village-like community in primary. It womfy. Then you're shoved into high school. Suddenly hundreds in your year group. Full of those from rougher schools, violent chavs, incredibly thick people. It's grim. I don't think I ever recovered desu kek. And I wasn't even bullied or anything. It's just too much social competition which isn't natural to be suddenly presented with. I said my piece.

THE HEART OF TURISAS WAS FORGED BY FOUR WINDS
IN A SMITHY HIGH UP IN THE SKIES
ON AN ANVIL OF HONOUR, WITH A HAMMER OF BLOOD
THE FOUR WINDS POUNDED
BATTLE
BATTLE METAL
BATTLE
BATTLE METAL

>DJ DJ COME ON COME ON *orgasm noises*
Haha forgot about the orgasm noises lmao OHHH OHHH

>>82154244
i know you live in sandhill, will be paying a visit real soon you fucking cunt

Its a psychic torture prison x

>>82154168
Had a bit of hassle upgrading my operating system on the nearly twenty year old laptop. All good now.

>>82154379
>I said my piece.
and it's riled me up, ever-so-slightly.
maybe YOU had a bad time, and that just sucks.
but i dunno
>Full of those from rougher schools, violent chavs, incredibly thick people.
WHAT MAKES YOU SO PRECIOUS???

>>82154375
Put your trip on

>>82154436
You should really buy a new laptop

I want more money, give me more fucking money

>>82154437
Well I just think my experience of being absolutely one-shotted by the sudden massive social change at that stage of life is probably relatable with other people here hence why I posted it. Anyway, I don't think I am special but the school I went to was a good school with nice, well behaved students. High school though. It suffered from the dreaded catchment area thing. So you get mixed with other schools where they weren't so nice or well behaved. The comfy social structure of my primary school life was instantly gone. It so so sad. Plus anyway I am precious simple as.

Ave not been to a theme park snice pre-smartphone days.Am curious how they could enforce ppl not using phones on roller coasters n stuff like that.Am jst imagining a phone falling out of your pocket even nd ending my life frm a samsung galaxy.

Sweaty drunken blowjob from the actress Emily Vancamp (circa 2011).

not sure whether to say hi to Helper if i ever see him
would lose in an actual fight nowadays, i'm just more antsy due to mentalness/drugs, but i'm still rationally concerned about him biting me.

Minty sharing a petition on Facebook to bring back Page 3 nudes. What a cheeky geezer are Minty is hahahaa.

I'm not sure I believe DVDlad's bear story but then again I don't think he has any reason to lie.

>>82154482
I guarantee 99 percent of lads here could crush Helper's skull with ease.

>>82154474
>Plus anyway I am precious simple as.
Based zp

>>82154494
Minty time travelled and now has a Downs Syndrome son.

I bet she isn't as knowledgable as Scottish lass on her fantasy romance. She probably doesn't even finish most books.

>>82154482
>>82154501

Pipe down x

>>82154528
Nothing personal mucker it's just a fact. You're weak and your giraffe neck is easy to snap.

Or the ones thats basically just vertical goes up nd down Like in pleasure beach it was called ice blast nd tango ice blast Which was a nice drink but ave always hated the look of those rides as well it jst gives me the heebie jeebies ave never liked heights.But some rides i can appreciate it from a distance but those ones jst looks like medieveal torture device.Its now called "launch pad" in pleasure beach from wikiepdia. But literally imagine somebodys phone just flies out their pocket nd smacks your face off.

>>82154494
>Minty
Lmao. There was also his sweaty greasy looking mate. Think they supported West Ham in the show canonically. And the street sweeper bloke. Think he had a German Shepherd. Corrr. Good times.
>>82154495
That's my stance too. I DO believe him but it's such an out of character post. Bizarrobritfeel.
>>82154504
We all allowed an occasional bit of vanity x.

>>82154474
that's fair and at one point in time i COULD HAVE written your previous post near word-for-word.
it is a spooky jump and there were dickhead kids in my primary school who cracked my head open and that, but in secondary school it was like a CHRONIC sense of fear because kids would just spit down the stairs (doesn't matter who you were) and i don't want spit on me? or anything else they happened to be doing.

wasn't bullied either, i knew how to blend in well enough, but some twats are just pure chaos and don't need a reason. so it's not even like "oh it's a good life lesson, teaches you discipline, how to stand up for yourself". i got punched in the face just the once and it was sticking up for someone else.

but then i went to a 'better' sixth form because i was a bright spark and they were all snooty about the lesser riff-raff and it did my fucking head in, in a DIFFERENT way. would kind of skew more towards salt-of-the-earth people, y'know?

For me, it was dealing with the bullies who laughed at you if you answered questions or bullied you if you actually did your homework and didn't join them in detention. Wish I could go back in time and fuck those retards off and take pride in learning.

It was basically a slush puppy fr grown ups Lol

>>82154547
You're talking about Gary. He ended up riding into the sunset with Dawn, punching way above his weight. Wasn't the black street sweeper with the dog Patrick's son?

Would you endure reading fantasy romance lads? I'd rather read a combine harvester manual.

>>82154516

Heard are Minty is a right conspriacy nutjob now de lid. He went down that rabbit hole on vaccines during Covid and now he's cutting down 5G cell towers all over Walford. Proper mental are Minty haha.

>>82154569
>tfw you will never go to blockbuster again and get a slush drink
>2009 was 19 years ago

>>82154585
I've read the Twilight novels and other similar fantasy romance slop in my time so yeah. Just escapism, innit? Not everything I read needs to be an intellectual tour de force.

Parents often have a very warped perception of what their kids are like.

>>82154465
I am NEET with 0 income. I am kept alive by parents buying me food and drink. That's not going to happen anytime soon. I have no ID for bennies. I chucked out a lot of documents in a rage years ago.

>>82154553
Hmmm I can imagine the feeling. Frying pan fire etc. Still, at least the better sixth form wouldn't have had
>>82154568
This problem.

I probably held myself back a bit by trying to fit in with some absolute idiots in year 7 and 8. Same for me, if I could go back, I'd pay none of these people any mind whatsoever. Oh well, too late now.

>>82154578
Think he might have been yeah. Based Patrick Truman. It a Truman show.

>>82154568
Geekicus alert

>>82154569

I'll be getting a slush puppy next month at Flamingo Land and no one can stop me. Getting a blue one first, then a red one and finally a mixed one. How it should be x

weird one was end of school day i was walking with my friend and telling him about how someone else in our year got spat at in their mouth.
and my mate goes "what so this other lad just spat right in his mouth?"
and these lads from the year above were walking past us and one interrupts, goes, "aye marra he got spat in the mouth LIKE THIS" and then spits in HIS mouth

(actually typing this now it is pretty fucking funny, what have i become)

>>82154619
Apparently kids shouldn't drink these because they literally overdose on sugar, kek.

>>82154547
>>82154578

>Gary and Minty got replaced by BAME actors

So just like the real London then.

Live with the mummy and daddy still at 33. NEET currently but I am job seeking and on that UC bennies monthly payments of 400 quid.

>>82154649
EastEnders is full of BAME families nowadays. Sickening to be honest. Not even any decent young slags anymore. Wonder what Blad's brother's stance is on the current slags in Corrie.

for me it was The Darren Shan Saga (Twilight for boys)

i read some YA supernatural romance slop but i was just picking books at WH Smith that had moody covers and something about magic in the blurb.

>>82154655
Do they care at all? How come they're not helping you get on your own two feet.

>>82154595
I have low attention span. I could not sit there and read fiction. I can't even sit through a 90 minute movie these days unless it's a serious one.

>>82154655
I'd be getting myself an Xbox Series X and ThinkPad if I had that disposable income.

DVDlad is in bennies yet manages to have a treasure trove of expensive boutique blurays. No excuse dossers.

>>82154669
>Do they care at all? How come they're not helping you get on your own two feet.
They're both minimum wage workers themselves with no degree and definitely not educated. They simply don't care and are happy to have me around.

>>82154678
>if I had that disposable income.
I spend it on food mostly and video games every so often.

>The moment new guy Jarrod Thornton walks into the room, Kate senses something strange and mesmerizing about him. Something supernatural.

look, this was pre-Twilight. i was 13. the cover was this. you can't blame me, you can't.

>>82154714
I liked the 1 that was the ghost hunter lassie that got her hole off sexy ghosts

Did you upgrade or install Debian 13 fresh?

>>82154714
>>82154722
The mediator.Oh yesh.It sexy.x

Keir starmer, more like QUEER STARMER

Lads like myself and Crossy just like cute supernatural romances. Simple as. x

Why don't you lads apply for First Dates? I personally wouldn't as it is a humiliation ritual if you're not normie/attractive. They'd pair you up with a single mum too.

I am 32 and have never had a gf or mates NOT EVEN CLOSE

>>82154766
I dont know but I loved jacqueline wilson Nd I was into some other rly girly book series that I made a pal actually two over Hotmail bc we had a discussion on the guestbook of the authors site nd 1 day we had a big argument n she was like that Why were you even on that site its fr girls Lassies always come out wiv stuff like that when shit hits the fan we wouldve been like 10yo.I like gone girl n stuff like that now though.But the funny thing with that lassie I googled her name few yrs ago frm remembering those emails nd shes got a linkedin nd she works for a book publisher now doing a proper job like in literature or something.So thats was pretty kewl.

of course all the NEWER editions of the book look like this.

>Only, Jarrod doesn't believe in the paranormal and has no idea his magic is behind the strange incidents that plague him. He finds Kate's convictions about magic especially frustrating because of the magnetic attraction between them. Why can't he fall for a normal girl?

i do remember his magic sends them back in time and they pose as a married couple. then the medieval guards prepare them a bath and they ALMOST have to bathe together. saucy stuff.

(then the author wrote a book series about a time-travelling magic society and the leader is a genderless angel and he makes himself a male so he can fall in love with the protagonist teen girl. and i was there to read it all.)

Been wanting to suck a trannies cock lately. Idk what's wrong with me. Just looks appealing. Bonus points if she's very pretty.

>>82154828
Its this really mysterious illness called NIGGA U GAY!

>>82154730
Still on Arch actually

Minty

>>82154805
>shes got a linkedin nd she works for a book publisher now doing a proper job like in literature or something.So thats was pretty kewl.
yeah that's rad.

known a few bookish girls who write and it either goes one of two ways: 1. man, she really can't write. should i tell her, should SOMEONE? or 2. wow she can actually write, she's a good author, damn...but will it ever lead anywhere?
(nice to know sometimes it does)

>>82154847
AUR has malware. Always been sceptical of a user-contributed repository. Not for me that bleeding edge.

>>82154840
>NIGGA U GAY!
Nah I'm straight mate. Some trannies are very feminine and womanly

>>82154876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE

Me? I'm up there waiting for the miracle. For the miracle to come.

>>82154882
Me too. I'm hoping that one of my late distant family members dies and then I randomly get given a 600 grand house or something. Itll be the only way for me to escape poverty.

>>82154908
I'm hoping I die of sudden arrhythmic death syndrome.

I could take Crossmong and HHL in a 2v1.

I have refused to go to hospital on the grounds the paramedics were foids. I don't feel safe around foids. They could make up some nasty shit like you attacked them if they don't like you. There is no policy to send one male and foid together unfortunately.

>>82154619
>Getting a blue one first, then a red one and finally a mixed one. How it should be x
Fr some reason,,That is literally how it should be,Thats the perfect satisfying order of doing this

well lonely in life me x

>>82154966
Am not into fighting

>>82154966

You know the score de lid x

All my laundrys smells like comfort heaven scent now.Its so nice.Gna finish cleaning my room nd listen to my exorcism podcast.

Me bunda smells a bit sweaty today

>>82155048
Have a shower stinkypants

You can't progress in life because you are addicted to masturbating and other short dopamine rushes. Sometimes I wish had no libido.

i don't use fabric softener much but the one i have is called Spring Breeze or something and i got it maybe two springs ago, it could even loop around to NEXT spring

Heaven Scent? well, Heaven's eternal, isn't it? could use that any time

Bloody switches need turned off, bread needs covered over and put in the bread bin. Porch door closed. Drives me mad. This place would fall apart without me honestly.

Having a wuppa and necking some pickled onion space raiders me. Shan't be having a late one tonight as I have me voluntary work in the morning.

>>82153716
>>82153733
Me in 2004: wow, Green day is complete faggot shit
Me in 2025: wow, remember when American Idiot was as bad as it got?

>>82155066
Stamp on your left foot every time you get horny, and you will eventually stop being horny.

Cant be arsed volunteering. You get nothing from it. I'm only doing something if it makes me money. Time is money I'm afraid.

>>82155111
It feels nice when youve got a routine doesn it.Hopefully u can keep it up.Am prone to stressing out nd ditching stuff but i always regret it.

wops went to 17 CeX stores in London. Fucking hell. Wonder if she met with that older bald fella again.

>>82155134
Doesn't work. I'd give everything up if it meant I could have a relationship. I just know all "getting better" means is ending up in a shit warehouse job and coming home to mummy for years.

aight, these mini pliers i ordered can just turn the valve inside the kitchen tap without the actual tap handle.

i now have access to cold water in the kitchen again. get in.

Look into my eyes look into my eyes not around the eyes look into my eyes you're under
You will not I repeat you will not touch your willynibba
3 2 1... You're back in the room

>>82155162
>Doesn't work.
I bet you didn't try it

Fuck Ofcom. Scum trannies.

found an ebook of my old Old Magic YA romance story. read then kinda skimmed it a bit, 2001 but very similar to Twilight. lass's parents divorced/left, single parent (well grandma), but the girl is magic and has jet-black hair, nobody knows she can cast spells, and the magic boy doesn't KNOW he's magic and she has to teach him as they talk throughout school.

the prose is better than Twilight from what i remember (only read the first one and it was just fucking awful) but this has a similar pattern where the girl's inner monologue fixates on the weirdest shit. and it alternates between the guy and the girl, so it's not unique to her as a character.

now, the author lady is writing for teenagers but these kids are in Australian year 10 (15?) and i'm sorry but they just aren't thinking how teenagers of EITHER sex would think, don't care if you're a special witch girl and you're more into the lining of tapestries, FUCK THE SEXY TWINK. and sexy twink, with your stirring body, YOU ARE SHARING A BED, SHE FANCIES YOU. DON'T JUST ROLL OVER AND GO TO SLEEP. YOU'RE INSANE.

(i know even in real relationships even with adults the whole 'teasing' phase is great. but still.)

R will be enjoying her craft beers in the coming days with the nice weather.

Sleeping on the sofa tonight. Too hot upstairs.

>>82155100
If its called spring something its usually hte blue ones i guess.Am smth of a fabric conditioner otaku.I like lenor exotic bloom & moonlight lily nd most ones wiv a jasmine scent nd i like comfort strawberry & lily kiss.We all sensory seeking in a controlled manner.Sum of those fabric softeners u just pop the lid off nd its like Wow wow phwoar *Sniff* take a fucking hit of that what a joy

right, now i need to read every 2000s era YA supernatural romance novel about guy-meets-girl or girl-meets-guy in a school. need to find what patterns exist in them all.

i guess it's a bit like them harem animes or Familiar of Zero or something. will-they-won't-they? sex would just end it.

One last time for Mary Jane

Pressure? What pressure? Pressure is for... my eyes apparently. It's getting a bit concerning. May have to actually respond to these texts and letters from the opticians.

>>82155283
I thought it may come to this here too. But it's not that hot desu. Man's not hot. Dog bless the north.

>>82155332
Yea I was a mong and left me bedroom windows and blinds open all evening

>>82155167
If u live in a rented flat will the guy not fix it?

>>82155142

I don't mind as long as I enjoy doing it. It's all outdoors voluntary work so it beats being stuck in some lame charity shop or office.

>>82155148

True. I might be joining a pool team soon as well so that will give me something to do on Thursdays. It's all coming together slowly but surely.

>>82155298
>Am smth of a fabric conditioner otaku
any chance you're a detergent dilettante? want a liquid detergent for colours like picrel but that DOESN'T contain oxygen-based bleaching agents (or optical brighteners, sneaky!)
if you've had shirts 'fade' after washes even though you used the colour ones, this is why. it's tricky finding detergents without bleach.

conditioner-wise i'm less bothered but what's a nice, but not distracting, smell all year round lad? or just good brands. "cotton fresh" usually seems to be the safe/neutral one but what IS "Heaven Scent"? should i just get that one??

>>82155339
It happens. Sometimes we just forget the laws of physics don't we? What are you gonna do.

>You WILL know HTML/CSS/PHP and you WILL get paid minimum wage

>>82155344
i do and yeah he would. but then he'd see me and how i live and i need to get my shit together.

after my friend moves up here she's willing to come round and help tidy/sort stuff out. some things are definitely a two-man job (plus she's more handy with DIY stuff, it gender subversions).

I was taking a notion to play spyro bc of the post i saw about it on here but thats why i had a notion to go to cex nd buy the remaster version but at the end of the day When you think about it its never gna be the same playing this sloppa unreal engine ahh corruption of the old ones nd ave already played thru the old ones a few times.Fink ill jst play a hat in time.

>>82155359
i mean i learned those for fun as a teenager.

i've set up so many WordPress sites just because i had the space and that's what you do, now, you have some CMS. and WordPress is just good, isn't it?

haven't actually used WooCommerce because i've never ran a shop. but i am familiar with it.

what's this job? i could do this job.

>>82155387
>a hat in time.
this was cute but people described it as like "it's like Mario 64" and it's not, really, doesn't have all the fun parkour stuff.

some interesting themed levels but i dunno i just did not find it that FUN at the end of the day.

play OG Spyro!!

>>82155403
>i mean i learned those for fun as a teenager.
I understand that. But do you think someone should be paid the same as a shelf stacker, when they spent time learning HTML/CSS/PHP? Because one thing actually takes a bit of time and the other you could learn in an hour

>>82155351
Sorry I STRICTLY only like fabric softenrs as I find detergent nd What spins nd times to turn on etc. Gives me a headache nd my mother is better at that I jst like putting the stuff in the top that makes it smell nicer.However fr all year round one i would think better off just a generic one you know what i mean when you see the ones that own brand even sometimes nd its just a delicious looking blue or a yellow slop Am just thinking for that kind of purpose those would be the most Mundane instead of something thats quite strong n specific.Like any of the blue ones or Cotton one yeah.HEAVEN SENT is White Musk Patchouli nd Soft Rose Id say its pretty neutral in that way too whilst its still nice.Like th strawberry ones r really strong.I love it when clothes dry nd you can still pure smell the fabric softner.

Therie is a normalisation of the demonic in pop culture x

Doing Seasides iconic 'I'm in a pub, I'm in a pub, I'm in a pub pub pub pub' dance followed by the 'Bacon Mutty Butty' time shuffle then finishing off with a croon to his 'Moving to Cornwall' hit song.
https://youtu.be/T-x06twO91E?t=70

he's just so talented x

IT'S. IN. THE. BOOK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9AjYr628r0

Watching a video where someone autistic gets a speedrunning world record and their parents celebrate with them, and getting emotional cos the parents probably wanted to celebrate something, *anything* with their kid and see their kid achieve *something*. And a speedrun world record doesn't really change much in real life but it's still an achievement that the parents can finally be proud of their kid for

Appaz if u get possessed its possible youre not even aware about it its just the demon seeing through your eyes nd using your normal body for their own purposes.Thats jst like when am on the demon drink it feels like somebody else has taken control for that night Like i was driving a car in GTA nd somebody walked up nd pressed triangle.Its quite scary.

Imagine you went on the drink nd then somebody there took photos nd you seen them the nxt day Nd your face in the pix is like a demon face youve never seen before nd youre like that Whats wrong with my face in these pix nd everyones like that What do you mean? Its your normal face

>>82153716
Me, aged 13:
>Calla lily, carnation, daisy, silently chase away your worries
>Chrysanthemum, kalanchoe, become the shield whenever you fall asleep

Me, aged 23:
https://youtu.be/t1f_cDQDEYY?si=YdQU5vcl1QE5zgO0

What are some normie tier brit hobbies

Good din-din this was just now

Sating, in fact, even

Is she an attractive 18yo asmrtist? She's certainly not a british rose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehPa6aN04vk

>>82155799
Sex. Something you will never experience.

ASMR. Something I will experience.

>>82155903
Is that a fucking mole on her nose? A mole? She's going to have to be extra careful when it comes to the sun. Wouldn't want to lose her nose to cancer now would she?

Taking the knee for BLM.

>>82155931

Pls no bully wully. Angelica is cute x

Bedtime soon discord cunt

Have officially spooked myself listening2 this exorcism chat too near bed

Rosary on tap

>>82155443
no worries pal i've been overly particular about getting the washing right, just want a bleach-free detergent and then i can forget about it (was a cheap little Poundland brand but they stopped selling it ;__;)

otherwise yeah nice generic smells, ALTHOUGH patchouli and soft rose SOUNDS nice... i might get this because i want it. but it's a pure gamble/nicety crosslad, i'm just saying that now!

>>82155599
was this some Mario 64 guy? that Karl Jobst keeps propping him up as a GREAT speedrunner and his dad comes in and hugs him when he wins and it's cute
like yeah maybe he doesn't fully understand but look at how chuffed his son is, pure breaking down because he got the record

might not be him, wonder if it's common. link the video!!

>>82156064
Yes its called heaven scent......frm tesco.......It certainly may be a sign thats led this to you now Nd you must obtain x

i'm such a virgin i even got rejected in my dream
from what i can remember: i was working in some big retail shop and a redhead girl co-worker came up to me and asked to hang out after our shift. fast-forward to us both walking out the shop and the scenery looked like arizona/new mexico for some reason but whatever dream logic. we were walking for a few minutes until we stop at a bench carved out of stone or something and sit down, we're just sitting there for a minute until she puts her hand on the back of my head and starts to lean in for a kiss. i start to lean in but when we're a few cm's between us she stops, staring into my eyes and says "nah, i'm not feeling this". i reply with "yeah didn't think so" and we pull apart, we then walk back to her place but stop outside, then i take my shirt off and a bunch of my friends appear out of nowhere also shirtless and we start dancing
i might be watching too many slice of life romance movies

>>82156089
on it, chief.

also what's the exorcism podcast i want that

Tatra, amistrobin, hazarta. Tantar, manov, mansizon hazanzobar. Sumunda ropsa, darhis haikur dunsderodza. Kanda, kanda, kanda
don't read this

>>82156111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX7L68p9exk

>>82156096
I avoid sex in my dreams even if clear opportunity ;_;

>>82156134
sorry i read it because the instructions NOT to were in a spoiler tag
i am now possessed, possibly without even being aware of it (how WOULD i know? could just be that zopiclone, not demons)

Face like her funko pops. Definitely some kind of eating disorder with this bint...a bit on the skinny side. A grown woman with cute stickers on her light switch...they really are adult children aren't they? They think they are mature because they get all the opportunities in life. A spoilt little princess with a lot of help from daddy.

Young men, unless those born into wealth or are very attractive will suffer greatly as the female privilege takes over (late stage feminism). Let's see some bints like her build a house someday when sex starved men are just going to be unemployed playing video games.

Bit of YouTubes in beddingtons then garn get some shut eye.

You wouldn't last through letters A to D in my Apus Hot Sauce Library.

Fuck females that work in law. Fuck them all trying to take me down and failing every fucking time with their incompetence. Cunts.

Huge arse spider just chilling on me living room wall. I'll leave him be as I know he's just keeping them other insects down. Hope he doesn't jump scare me later though.

>>82155990
Not a fan of her masculine jawline and brown eyes. Eye symmetry seems a bit off too.

>>82156154
it's weird since dreams can have limitless possibilities then does the opposite of what you want

i had to tell my mum, im not talking to myself, im practicing ventriloquism.
Its not really even me talking if you think about it.

link me this autism speedrun video, whoever it was
can't get comfy with my din-dins at the exorcism one, that's too spooky

Females pretend to give a shit about the environment yet they are still buying iPhones every year, hundreds of clothes, polluting the waterways with their makeup, generate a huge amount of plastic waste with their materialism.

Never ever believe anything the female says. Never give them any respect in this era of gaslighting men constantly.

meh, not a bad day of lorrying i suppose, they gave me a nice big mercedes for some local collections, first one was shit, 2nd one was good but they were in a mood for some reason, no road closures on the way home, all in all probably a 7.2/10 day

Ofcom is a true evil set out to harm women. They want to stop the free access to porn. This is a government tactic to make men harm women by restricting access to porn. Sex starved/incel men will see this as an attack on them. Can't have sex, can't even have porn without submitting your ugly face to some "trusted" verification service.

I fear for the future. Women should be scared. The government is extremely worried that porn is keeping men from doing the shit jobs women will never ever do. Don't give into their evil.

Its a new priest since the last time i ws there.I was hoping it would be the other guy bc he knew my aunty.He was a young guy that i know had sum admirers for being attractive too.But he was nice tho.Its anew guy ave never met now.Its ok i email him.Theres closer i could go bt i want it to be my auntys 1.Ave committed myself to going this weekend or some weekend soon neway nd once ave sent the email theres no going back God willing.

Fuck working some shit low paid job a woman will never do. Fuck this country and fuck contributing any tax and labour to benefit women and the government. Once enough men stop working, only then can women start to suffer and no longer have their privileged, easy lifestyles.

The problem is if i got there nd Still ruined everything with Anxiousness nd being social awkward nd stuff nd everybody hates me then That would be the final nail in the coffin fr me.Its much different when my aunty isnt there to hide behind.That goes for most things i guess.ts a big gamble now.

Am jst detecting lots of interesting vibrations lately nd whether its for the best or not Am not sure but Something is going on.Am feeling like i need to reconnect wiv olden days nd theres something to find there.

>>82156346
Ave seen 1 like that anon mentioned that was super mario 64The guys mam was there.Dont know any others.

Go pay to keep me alive wagies. I will never work. I am denied sex. So I deny work.

>>82156417
Its ok if all u did today was survive x

Fuck being a wagie loser. Stop working you undesirable incel. You're only benefiting women if you work some shit minimum wage job. Stop working. Claim disability for mental health. Who gives a shit about your social status? You are not desired anyway. You will never amount to anything or live a fulfilling life by working.

this really long Karl Jobst video about his lawsuit is pretty chill
he really was just thick/egotistical lying by omission and kind of still does it even when he says he's going to finally be honest

suing him in the first place is scummy as shit but if you have to dance around WHY you're being sued and then go "oh oops, sorry, i didn't mean to be unclear about that, everyone else just got the wrong impression"... mate you're just a liar and people were giving you all this money

Australian defamation/bankruptcy law sounds pretty sensible though. getting the impression it's not like this elsewhere

Big facts I like my jumpers a lickle bit larger x

ITs nice for hhl to have stuff to do in the morning.Unfortunately fr me am unemployed neet that doesnt have a job nd no reason to wake up each day.Oh aye.x

if i see someone with a large jumper, i think they're hiding something
and if they're hiding something, what ELSE are they hiding??

Feelin a desire to go under a weighted blanket thats heavy to the point wehre its almost uncomfortable

>>82156908
Had a weighted blanket myself and they're unusable in the summer months and also sometimes TOO uncomfortable and heavy. In cold weather they are good though.

Nah fuck respecting women. I've done enough of that. What did I get? Nothing. Not a drop of pussy. I wish I were fucking gay.

>>82156969
If Hostel was real would you pay to torture a lass?

>>82156979
No I'm not that fucked up.

Mmy am so tired byt i keep trying.x

State of that tattoo. Vile female.

*12-4am in the morning*
*loads up typewriter*
AND ANOTHER THING: WHY ARE WOMEN SO BLIND TO THEIR OWN PRIVILEGE??? IN THIS SO-CALLED '''FAIR''' SOCIETY, NOT AN OUNCE OF COMPASSION IS PAID TO MEN WHEREAS FEMALE '''PEOPLE''' CAN GET SEX AT THE DROP OF A HAT! I ASK YOU, 4CHAN READERS, HOW IS THAT ANYTHING REMOTELY ***APPROACHING*** FAIRNESS?!?!?!

*puts in new ribbon*
*takes a few deep breaths*
MY MUSINGS ON FEMALE FASHION, PART VI:
A PAINTED WHORE IS STILL A WHORE

>>82157157
Women always have such messy rooms. Wouldn't mind bending this whore over and giving her a right seeing to as punishment.

>>82157185
Kek, gave me a good 3am chuckle this.

>>82157240
see this anon has it right, he wants to make vigorous love to the women.

you could learn from him, misogyny-kun.

thinkin bout the voynich manuscript again

>>82157296
haven't language boffins determined it probably is some kind of constructed language or cipher?
can't they just run AI on it? like how they solved the Zodiac Killer's puzzles.

Never been abroad me. They all keep saying apply for a passport. Some of us won't be able to get countersignatures due to knowing no one other than your family (who are not allowed to countersign it).

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1mnc0ok/how_common_is_it_to_reach_the_age_of_50_and_to/

The woke pc police r arresting me fr nothing x

https://youtu.be/MuolRKK1XNI kawaii overdose

i thought i had more tramadols left

the americas have fallen x

>>82157387
i mean, those lads have axes
would chop your precious "rifles" in half

https://youtu.be/s50vvwTystA o my daysss

>>82153730
i'm not actually in britain
but i was once
>mate we're not gonna ban him from his own country. there's nothing we can do

>>82157240
Yeah look at the state of that extension lead. Probably on some hard drugs like heroin or crack cocaine. All skin and bones. No time to clean up when your life is always on a high.

>>82157395
Takes a trained gunsmith to make those weapons and you need hundreds upon hundreds of highly trained professionals to not only make them but get them to the soldiers. The red savages just stab you to death with a pointy stick, a crude brow or a cheap pig iron tomahawk. Too many de lid. It's over.

if you go to the walk-in centre and go "look, i'm going to be honest, i'm addicted to painkillers and i need more" do they give you more?

>>82157435
you can mock injuns for their 'primitive' weaponry, but just look at the noble samurai: their swords (called 'katanas') were made of high-quality Japanese steel, folded over a thousand times, to an edge so sharp they could cut American tanks in half.

How do wagies do it? I have no interest in doing anything...certainly not a shit deadend job. Rather be unemployed. Life wouldn't be better for me by working 8 hours a day for minimum wage.

>>82157470
Nah mate they call the police.
That'd make any chemist nervous.

>>82157305
Many have tried to solve it, there are many theories but no one accepted truth. They've carbon dated it to the 1400s so we know it's not fake. Could be a code, made up language or a forgotten language. Fuck knows. Fascinating though.
>>82157429
Corrr! Boobas.
>>82157496
In America mostly everyone is one paycheck away from homelessness which is now illegal, kek.

>>82157496
>Rather be unemployed
Same. Im collecting UC bennies atm. only willing to work for 30k or more.

>>82157513
hmm. what if i threaten to cut them, but not with a weapon, and i don't ACTUALLY want to cut them, i just want the pills?
just seems like a fuss, calling the police. obviously they have some codeine in a cupboard somewhere.

>>82157519
Homelessness here doesn't seem too bad. I'd basically still have no responsibilities and probably get a flat that way. You need a fixed address to apply for jobs don't you? Fuck the USA, though. To get free healthcare you'd have to go to prison like that guy who robbed a bank for one dollar.

>>82157519
>Could be a code, made up language or a forgotten language.
even for an older language can't they usually do analysis on these things to determine if it's actual information or just gobbledygook?

i mean any writing system, any point in time, there's going to be some rhyme and reason if it's POSSIBLE to translate? common words, glyphs, whatever?

although take a page like picrel and it seems like there's TOO much repetition which is what you'd do if you got bored of making stuff up lorem ipsum style, so just kept writing "lorem lorem lorem" (nobody will ever know)

i guess schizophrenics and people on psychedelics do just scribble and freewrite (lord knows i have) so maybe this is what happens when a monk gets into mushrooms.

I'm too depressed to bother improving my life. You can't fix severe depression. I'm just riding it out until I die or snap.

>>82157576
They have deduced that when the subject matter of the images changes new words are introduced, adding another level of mystery.

right fuck it im going to bed, refusing to do any long runs down south tomorrow because fuck the heat down there, hope i get sent to glasgow or tyneside, goodnight all the good lads

*performs exorcism on 24 carat gold labubu*

Bed time 4me x

https://youtu.be/1mnnv0R53ig omg

>>82157604
hmm. i mean a lot of these illuminated manuscripts are kind of samey anyway
e.g. here's an actual botany book:
https://iiif.bl.uk/uv/#?manifest=https://bl.digirati.io/iiif/ark:/81055/vdc_100058663072.0x000001

but the same way perverts online go "aha i recognise that artist, that's VoreMan37 (it's how he draws noses)" is there no style to the art, or something?
i guess the individual monks may have been pretty anonymous (CREDIT ARTISTS FOR THEIR WORK!!! reee) but that seems like one way of doing SOME pattern-matching. author can't draw hands. and his letters are all loopy. just like this other book.

fuck knows. part of me hopes it's a mad practical joke, but that's pretty elaborate for the time period. then again, what else you gonna do?

>>82157528
I do not accept my place in the social hierarchy. It's rigged to keep lads like me to work some shit job on minimum wage until I die. Of course I'm going to pick the bennies. 30k will never be reachable for me.

>>82157631
wasn't there some Mario toy that had displays in the eyes, and it automatically updated to go all scared and say "where's Luigi? :( i'm scared :(((" to encourage kids to buy the Luigi toy for it?

framed that way it seems seedy although i dunno how overblown it is. i DO generally not like the idea of toys connecting to apps/the internet, or even having new firmware that does more than general fixes/improvements.

fucking "smart toys" are more creepy than a one-off audio glitch could ever be

>The UK is one of the friendliest places on the planet it's so easy to get chatting to people in this country at any social event

It's that easy lads.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1mmgarl/how_do_you_rebuild_your_life_in_your_30s_and_deal/

>Tried going into your local Boozer? If you live in a smallish town and go for a pint alone others will usually invite you over or ask to sit with you.

Nobody does this. I don't drink alcohol for health reasons.

i don't drink alcohol for health reasons either, heheh.

Life is so grim. Now I'm sad again. I fucking hate living in prison for years.

but honestly if that's a post that's such a fucking terrible piece of advice. i have been in pubs, alone, getting a pint, alone, sat by myself, wanting to remain alone.

imagine if that was you and you had cunts coming up to you like, "hey, noticed you were by yourself, we thought we'd come over to chat :-)"

>>82157803
Seems like these reddit mongs must live in very hypersocial areas.

>>82157833
some internet people are too quick to jump to "leave. people. alone." (same for "never touch anyone, ever", that sort of thing) but jesus man i've had solo pints 100s of times. if well-meaning pricks being friendly came over 1. not what i want, very rare people would want this and 2. thanks for the spotlight effect, dicks.

clubs and that? yeah fair enough. there are social events. or even in shops, you're both looking at the same book or something, get chatting, that's fine. just a very strange thing to say about a small-town pub.

Bus tyrant got a filthy mouth on him. Hope he gets sacked. Very unprofessional, angry man.
https://youtu.be/9u5Tj4v5Fy4

this country is just a bunch of curtain twitchers

everyone is both too insular and too people-pleasing
it's defensive and fake vs twee and fake

play it safe: accept that your only friends are the ones you've kept from school, and that's your lot.

It's not a crime to record women in public spaces and post online is it? Why do women get so upset in these audit videos?

>>82157938
>actively go out your way to be the aggressor
>even admit first off you're the one in the wrong, who did the wrong
>person it's directed at reacts aggressively
>even says he was obeying the rules correctly
>somehow, you think you are in the right

the bus driver is the clear winner here. very silly to do this, record it, and upload it.

>>82158019
same way Japanese phones require a camera noise, all phones should use facial recognition and play, out loud, "ATTENTION: THIS PHONE IS RECORDING A FEMALE. ATTENTION: THIS PHONE IS RECORDING A FEMALE..."

nothing wrong with that, is there? you can go about not-committing-your-crimes, your wife/daughter won't mind.

>>82158019
Because they don't like being randomly filmed by a complete stranger without their consent. Not hard to understand.

>>82158078
do they have something to hide?

>>82158053
Mark is no stranger to the courts. I doubt he's that bothered as words alone wouldn't be enough evidence.

this poster is actually aesthetic as hell, can't fault them there.

>>82158073
I wouldn't be too bothered about that as long as the female knows I'm recording her. I want her to know I am capturing her soul to stay on my storage and online forever. A lot of women these days post themselves online anyway.

>>82158078
They may not like it but the law is the law. I can film anything I want in public where there is no expectation of privacy. The CCTV and police record you without consent.

you better hurry up with those counterfeit labubus "frens"... if you do not meet the required quota, into the incinerator you go!

Apus smuggling out non-quality-standard frens in their oversized jumpers.

mate i'm done. that's later

>>82158496
so you're done with one thing, but later will be the other thing?

Albeit i did intend 2 go to bed when I said before byt I got bit distracted by youtube etc. This time am rly going bed

The mint choccy orange is honestly so nice. Oh no its dangerous how nice that is.

>>82158510
thoughwhence you did this you may as well stay awake until the NEXT sleep is due

that's my plan (but really i'll crash at some point i am shattered but i need to order painkillers)

not illegal painkillers, mind
just daft folk remedy ones off Amazon. probably don't even work. classified as food supplements. and it's all in Minecraft anyway.

but as well as those, codeines methinks <3

I hate doing this on tuessday as its the day my mhm goes back to work after weekend cus monday is her day off nd it feels quite disrespectful that i cant even sleep at a normal time in light Of that I should be going out nd working myself nd helping her out in life nstead of monging out in my room like a cabbage am not saying it necessarily makes sense but it's how I feel

>>82158629
could you help out around the house or summat? do some cleaning so she can relax when she gets back for the day.

>>82158532
It's jst bc am trying to go to gp surgery again to pick up my thing am gna have a nap
Thing is if i have a all nighters nd then go outside without sleeping first i feel psychotic or something knownwhat i mean like everyone's staring at me nd they know ave been awake all night Its a gross feeling. Ave tried it before n it's always like that
>>82158655
Yesh smart thinking

Hope its nice n Overcast still when I go out later natures dark mode

>>82158509
i am too self-important to kill myself
it's upsetting

They call it a neet nap...........its like a siesta but longer........but not THAT long that its sleep either...........its like that.....

>>82158669
yeah i get you. pure paranoia kicks in with sleep deprivation, "holy fuck is whatever-this-mentalness just me, forever???"
then you have a sleep and it all goes and you wonder what the HECK you were on about

neet naps and siestas
a traditional scottish dish

all the sounds are going off. baby. pipes. cars. music.

stressedo resto kind of morning, i reckon

well maybe you don't say that

>>82158252
borrow this if you'd like, this might beat some happiness into them

>>82158698
Quite funny n cute lol made me laff

Liminal dreams coming on strong x

Neets an tatties x

need everybody to stop posting shit here and start looking for jobs

Really dry scalp atm, need that moisturiser

Good sleepingtonshire that was. I may be, slightly, back.

>>82159248
Why aren't you at work, Chika?

>>82159267
I start later on. Think I'm gonna be up at 7am like some sort of chump? Cursseee not.

>>82159289
Me? Like to start early and finish early. This way I avoid the normies in the morning, can eat lunch alone at 11 and go home before people make plans to go to the pub together later. Its a win-win-win.

Really hot today, not sure how to cope.

>>82159136
Ok, I will totally do that.

>>82153676 (OP)
Curious, is there any overlap between this thread and the british threads on /int/?

Chika works for Glencore

>>82159441
Some overlap but mostly we're our own thing.

2 days until the OFCOM ruling comes into effect, lads

>>82159445
You been away this weekend pal? Rested up and ready for a day of dolly drivel?

>>82159527
Oh no. Oh well.

The most crucial decision you'll make on a day like today is when to shut your windows and doors. Taking into the count the lack of wind and the rising ambient temperature outside for me the ideal moment to shut everything down would be when the outside temperature matches the inside temperature. HOWEVER, the sun hasn't come out yet so perhaps the tiny amount of curtain movement I can see is enough to keep lowering the inside temps DESPITE it being warmer out there. Hmm.. bit more analysis required methinks.

Admit it, lads, you'd be perfectly happy with a fat girl as long as she shagged you on the regular and was nice to you.

>>82159582
post a fat girl then

I would be happy because it would be the first time a woman treats me like a human being, but she won't look like that

>>82159594
This pic is a fat girl. This is another pic of her. Objectively fat, but lets say she was nice, energetic, helpful, a good homemaker etc. and also shagged you whenever and however you wanted.

To anyone saying they would pass on this deal, I would ask why? Do you think you'd be able to get a girl just a nice and sexually into you while also being not fat? That's by definition less likely.

>>82159611
I'd take the deal if it was on a rolling contract basis. The minute she gets any fatter, i.e. rolls of fat everywhere, and those typically unattractive puffy cheeks, I'm cancelling and I want a new one that looks like that.

>>82153871
I think it's turning into counter-cultures of one because any size of group sharing things they like online will explode if there is anything good about it, however we are dealing with the loneliness and more and more people are somewhat hostel to anyone outside of their immediate family at best so how can underground scenes start if no one will group up.

>>82159611
fat girls are not energetic and can't fuck you however you want because they don't have the stamina to ride you in cowgirl for any longer than 10 seconds.

>>82159582
I would not, nor do I understand why you are trying to force it

>>82159582
I'd be happy with a lot, trans, overweight, spasticated (physically, not mentally), mentally spasticated (but not detrimental to IQ), old (35-38ish), single mother.

Alas not even people in this ill defined group are seemingly interested in me.

>>82159705
I'm not forcing it, just trying to make some of you lads a reality check. Be honest, do you think you are a looksmatch/ratingmatch for this woman? Be as absolutely, objectively honest as you can. I would imagine the real answer for almost every lad ITT is 'no'.

>>82159743
>do you think you are a looksmatch/ratingmatch for this woman?

Yeah shes pretty average even if she lost weight, but I'd date her even at her current weight if she had a good personality

>>82159743
What is your point? Ugly people want pretty things too and they rarely settle. Two ugly people just make each other miserable, more so if they are settling. No, most would not date a fat girl, most would not date who you are posting and most would go about their lives fine not having that in their life.

>>82153676 (OP)
how do you british post if 4chan and VPNs were banned in the UK?

Just saw the most minuscule bug crawling across my screen, lads. Like absolutely tiny, so small I couldn't make out any features, just a little ephemeral dark spot doing a characteristic windy walk along my screen (how I knew it was alive rather than a speck of dust blown by the breeze).

Absolutely boggles my mind how the entire apparatus of life can be crammed into something so small. Individual cells feel different to me because it's all just chemical components, but an actual living multicellular organism that small has all its organs, it's brain, it's nervous system, it's respiratory/circulatory system, it's immune system, it's digestive tract and it's motor system all working just fine in something that is literally the size of a speck of dust.

>>82159743
>>82159759
>same errors
you're not even trying anymore.

>>82159781
Mould mites lad.

>>82159784
What do you mean, lad? What same errors?

>>82159770
Hasn't been banned yet. The hammer will drop down on you soon as it is being implemented worldwide.

>>82159770
it's not fully there yet but give it a few more weeks

Why do women make these videos about spending the day alone in another city like it's some big accomplishment?

>>82159841
Because they get attention for doing so. Not hard to grasp, mate, everything they do is about getting attention.

>>82159843
Do they need attention though? They talk about being lonely but have like twenty friends.

too hot to do anything desu, just stuck in my boxroom

>>82159847
It's not whether or not they need it, it's that their brain is wired to desire it. If they're not getting it then they need to get it. If they are getting some then they need to get more. Not difficult, lad.

>>82159847
1) they could be lying after all it's all performative
2) most people have shit friends that are more like work antiquates, women are inescapably bad at doing this to each other
3) much like how many of us have many good things in our life we always want more and tend to focus on what's not there rather than what's there

Iads where did it aII go wrong?

>>82159922
When the lad who made these left.

Only gone and not spaffed in a whole day, and started getting me horn back, enniiiiii?
Mental.

>Chrome 139 makes 4chan x unusable; for real this time.
>Changing all the relevant flags is impossible and makes no difference.
>4chan x on Firefox is shit, and won't load the faggot captchas.
Halp.

>>82159582
As long as they're the right level of fat. I have fancied several fat girls.

>>82159929
He was an 18yo uni normie at the time.

>>82159945
he must but nearly 30 now, time really does fly huh

>It's a desert out here y'all.

every fat feminist when they have "standards" but what they mean is they want the top 1% of giga attractive men who can provide for them like their novels

>>82159961
Fat feminists are not getting men like that

>>82159970
They aren't but they expect it. Then they channel their hate towards all men for not getting what they want. Vast majority of men really don't want an unhealthy, fat whale. The men you see with fat women have settled through desperation or the woman got fat.

>>82159987
Incels are the same on the opposite side of the spectrum. Be hateful towards women but except the magic gf bus to turn up.

>>82160003
It's hard not to be a bit hateful when you literally can't get an ounce of attention.

>A man who has spent more than a decade repeatedly standing in the middle of a busy road until he is arrested and then remaining silent has done it again - just a month after being jailed for his last road-blocking offence.
>After being arrested for obstructing the highway the 55-year-old refuses to engage with police officers, lawyers, doctors, court staff, judges, and probation staff, and the reasons for his behaviour remain unknown.

Why work when you can go to prison? He's only gone and done it again.

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/silent-man-who-spent-decade-32243347

>>82159945
>>82159959
whom was he?

I wonder how many females will be applying. There will be a shortage as more young men become feminised and realise "why should I be expected to do physically demanding work when females get all the easy roles?" It's time for females to do real work because men that don't get sex see no point bothering.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwy0nj1pz0go

how is it even possible to be this fucking hot fuck this gay shit

>I'm an engineer, every time someone says to me they can't find work or don't know what to do I suggest construction and I just get blank looks. People are just not interested in high enough numbers.

Men are not interested anymore. Why won't women do these jobs, though?

>>82160033
a 18yo uni normie

>>82160029
YEEESSSS my nigga David Wampson made the news again. He's an honorary /britfeel/ member ngl if he ever wants to post here he can put a trip on and I won't even complain.

Young men are waking the fuck up and realising the unfairness of working. They don't even get a drop of pussy for being on the construction site under the baking sun all week. Meanwhile, some foid gets paid more to do FUCK ALL work in an air conditioned office and can get a fuck on online dating apps any time.

Go build your own dream home foid cunts. Sex starved men will be playing video games all day and taking your taxes. Stop contributing your labour to make foids lives easier.

>>82160070
I may start to do this if I don't get my own apartment when mum and dad die. I can't see any other way of getting shelter without some extreme luck. You'll probably see my mug on the local news sites every few years. Instead of being silent I'll just say "based" to every question.

Reckon a little midday snooze is on the cards, de lads. Why not? I have nothing else planned.

There are no fucking jobs. Bennies life for me. Fuck working. Immigrants are there to plug any gaps and willing to work for a poverty wage. AI is taking thousands of jobs in a few years. Bring on UBI.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cpdjjp681p7o

a drop
a crumb
a morsel

>>82160087
ngl she's working harder than me lad I don't even leave the house lmao

what would happen if ruthmong's parents would just stop feeding him?

>>82160101
If you shout racist obscenities you'll get an extra 6 months probably.

browsing that /vdg/ on /gif/ to keep up with AI advacements

>>82160182
Coooorrrrr, how do people generate these? Is there an online way to do it or are they running the AI tools locally?

Fuck sake, some gardener type guy is coming around at 12:30 and mum has asked me to deal with it because she's out. Have to ask him a bunch of questions about the front garden that's she's written down for me.

Can't be arsed.

>>82160182
Keep us up to speed please lad this is important for our collective futures

>>82160269
Don't open the door and say he never showed up.

>>82160182
Need a version from behind, nude and with a buttplug up her

Wartifical wintelligence innit phwoar

Pre-programmed slop is what it is. It has no 'intelligence' or ability of its own.

my new outfit for today x

>be economic migrant
>don't even need to come here just do it for a laff
>not allowed to work? just use your cousins uber eats
>open a 'turkish' barbers
>stand around your newly financed audi with your mates spitting sunflower seed shells onto the floor all day
>go back to your mid terraced house with the street full of rubbish with you 400lb wife who's been sitting on the doorstep all day chatting to the other 400lb wives
>ahh just like home
livin the life lads

>>82160507
For real though what is it about those seeds they're nibbling on all day

>>82160138
would you apply for UBI if it existed?

might spend some cash today

massive SSM head gone up on wplace

>>82160441
Well, no, it's a middle ground. It's not 'pre-programmed' because it can generate outputs that are unpredictable and novel. However, as far as we can tell, it's not 'thinking' about anything as such.

>>82160138
>>82160534
UBI does exist, you just have to go through the superficial barrier of a few bits of paperwork to get it. It's called 'bennies'.

Oh aye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9YejydtITs&list=RDE9YejydtITs

>>82160138
>haven't worked since 2007
>get my life back together a bit
>get my functional skills in maths & english
>start applying for apprenticeships
>struggle for over a year getting absolutely nowhere
>get 3 interviews in that time period
>rejected from all of them because of age discrimination im 38
>only get a job because the place my brother works was hiring and he referred me
it's fuckin GRIM

anyone of you lads just applied at amazon or evri or any of those sort of places? turnover is stupidly high and they are always hiring

>>82160599
late 30s applying for beginner jobs is a huge red flag to employers

>>82160590
Why are Wapanese/Wouth Worean lassies so cute? I'm sure they have ugly lassies too but still better than your average white Brit.

Found tilde's Reddit account before on r/askUK

>>82160619
but apprenticeships are for anyone at any age anon. that's what they all say :^) It's absolute bullshit. They just want some retarded fresh out of school 17 year old.

>>82160632
>They just want some retarded fresh out of school 17 year old.
i wouldnt mind one of these either if im honest

The House of Lords really cannot be defended on any reasonable grounds. It must be abolished.

>>82160621
British women are just really really really ugly. Go to mainland europe and you'd be amazed how many good looking women there are.

>SSM prentending to be raided by armed police

Kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A00lxhkDfIo

Major anxiety flaring up once again, think I'm close to having another break down. When a thought series of bad thoughts gets into you head how do you stop it from ruining your life?

Indian guy in work (call centre) started giving me shit and telling me I'm lower caste (I'm white) so I reported him to HR and he got sacked because he went off on her and my manager as well. Fucking hate this job to be honest it's soul crushing.

>>82160668
WADDAFUGSGOWANONERE!?

>>82160668
A simulation for when the high court enforcers come to take his stuff away for racking up thousands of pounds on multiple lines of credit.

>>82160692
Paul Bohill will have Mark on the ground screaming for his mummy.

time for that nap now i was talking about earlier, wagies work so i can nap x

Katie Price's whore daughter now has her own reality show.

>>82160759
I wonder what her retard ogre son is up to

>>82160759
You think she's done anal before?

>>82160783
washing himself with a rag on a stick

>>82160611
Yeah lad just got back from my round with Evri. Smashed it today, did them all quicker than it said it would take me, 100% within ETA

>>82160850
do they give you the electric vans? seen them out and about

>>82160862
I use my car, not sure how you get one of them vans

>>82160676
Phwoar I did 15 months in a call centre and the only upside to it was that they had Polish language support which was staffed by some of the fittest lasses I've ever met. Went for a drink with one once and had a wank to another one in the toilets because I just couldn't control myself anymore. Other than that yea fuck call centres.

>>82160875
what do you get lad, 30p per parcel?

>>82160783
Motorboating his mum's fat tits

>>82160876
Been working here almost 20 years since I left school at 16. Incredibly grim. Honestly surprised we're still open and haven't been outsourced yet. Covid was based as I could work from home.

>>82160883
Depends on the route lad, think the lowest I've seen it 33p for a postable and on that round it's like 38p/41p for a small/regular packet, then 55p for a standard. Another one I did was like 48p for the postable and I think around 60p for the packets. Really not sure what it's based on, maybe the distance from the unit or maybe how close the streets are. Either way it works out to minimum wage or more as long as you do it in the time it says it should take you

>>82160898
20 years nigga WHAT. This must be a larp. Even the longest standing employee in the place I worked at was there for 5 years.

>>82160918
Not a LARP just never felt the need to leave as I'm used to it now and it's easy despite dealing with annoying cunts. Much more enjoyable since I moved to doing support for the bank. Sales was the worst I was literally suicidal when I was on sales.

>>82160894
>>82160783
I can't imagine a scenario where she hasn't fucked him at least once 'to make him happy'.

Harvey's Proud Willy poos on Katie's deformed chest.

proud willy syndrome his willy is never full

Voluntary work went well today. Cleared some weeds/overgrown grass around a small bridge in the local park then cleared another downed tree which was partially blocking the public path. One of the lads who works for them full-time said he'll let me know if any jobs become available at their place in the future. Honestly, I might consider it. The work is all outdoors and the lads are easy to get on with. For now though, I'll just keep up the volunteering, don't want to rush into anything too soon. Having a post-work wuppa nows.

>>82161007
Enjoying this new LARP, lad. Can't wait to see how it all ends. Obviously they wouldn't let you near public roads, with your long neck they'd mistake you for a fucking traffic light.

Women footballers should wear cute outfits like the tennis players.

>>82161024

Believe whatever you want m80 doesn't impact me at all. Been doing it for 3 weeks now and it's going well.

>>82161061
Don't give a fuck if it's going well. You're a cunt and I want to see you fail. Cheers. x

>>82161007
Based welper. Good to see you're getting out and about. I think if you stick this out for a couple of months you will really start to see the mental health benefits.

>>82161107
Trip on nappyboy. We all know it's you.

Funny how during the night hours everyone is chill af then during the day britfeel is full of nasty seethers.

Shall be heading off to beddingtons now me

Womfiness awaits

Garage door fell on my head and back today, didn't hurt that much though,

>>82153751
That's still a thing in some areas. My niece was a goth and she'd get shit thrown at her in chavvy areas

Parcel due in the next hour.
What a day to be pounding the streets.
Glorious sunshine for neets.

>>82161168
I pood on the floor today for fun. Its pretty good, I got it on video. You wanna see me poo onto my cock?

>>82160954
I have to agree, there's no way that big lad hasn't demanded and recieved cummies at least once.
In some african tribes the mothers regularly jerk off their sons to keep them calm

i got bullied by chavs when i were younger xx

>>82161350
>poo onto my cock?
>>>/lgbt/
>>82161356
Live long and prosper too titty vulcan

>>82161362
Pooing on yourself feels kinda gay, but picking it up and throwing it at the wall is always erotic for me.

>>82158532
past-me you utter twat why did you not stay awake now it's 3pm you have two dihydrocodeines left and you've eaten one

all you fucking had to do was stay awake for three more hours you stupid cunt die die die fdsfkjdhsfkj

specsavers are honestly shite. can't get lenses for frames you didn't buy from them and their selection is shit.

are Vulcans meant to be autistic people? even if Roddenberry-san didn't have the understanding of autism we do today, the PEOPLE were still around

cba me
x

>>82161409
it's all a con, heavily marked-up and all that, but they have repeatedly not even cut the lenses into my frame properly. knew someone who worked there doing it and he agreed.

meanwhile you go to Poundland and go "oh yeah +1.50, that'll do" and they just werk.

miss eva6. are any zoomsters in the Clover 'cord? at least just see how she (and i do mean she) is doing?

>>82161459
I get my eyes tested and an indipendent place and they quoted me 250 quid for just the lenses. went to vision express and got new frames, thinned lenses and 30% blue light discount for 161 all in.

>>82161468
why are you stalking her lad ?

>>82161450
same pal gonna have a nap

>>82161496
making them images without consent is illegal mate
expect a knock at the door

>>82161487
worded this carefully, lad. stalking would be doing it myself. or demanding that you demand she come back.

me? just concerned for her wellbeing. asking that if you HAPPEN TO ALREADY be in her PUBLIC chatrooms, you simply see how she is doing. let her know we're thinking about her. possibly carving her names into our arms if she does not respond. just incidental things, happenstance.

>>82161342
It was a zoomer.
App said his name was Dave
I said "hello Dave"
Got the zoomer stare "I'm not Dave"
they really are an antisocial bunch.

>>82161503
NTA but so is putting your bin out before 4pm on a tuesday

>>82161506
well youre leaking her servers to the whole thread mate

>mums deadbeat alcoholic bf been taken to A&E because he's 'throwing up black blood' and in a bad way
wonder why that happened eh lads. couldn't be the crate of carling a day.

>>82161485
i know they have fancy tech and professionals and all that, but 161 quid is TOO FUCKING HIGH for what you're getting IMO. the fact they need to throw in all these "extras" and convince you shit like "oh this is a FASHION frame, for YOUR FACE SHAPE" (who cares? women?) should tell you something

good random Panorama/something on this, 10-20 years ago. cannot find it now but yeah it was just the obvious conclusions that parts + labour wise =/= the cost to the consumer. they're not "luxury items", they're fucking glasses, they used to just be on the NHS (like dentistry was)

>>82161528
I buy designer frames cause I want to look nice. Sorry you setltle for the rectangle autism glasses.

>>82161207
What is comfy about laying about in bed in 31 degrees weather?

sandman
SBE
CEO
cash man

>>82161516
it's a public server lad. i'm not into all this newfangled stuff but it's a pseudonym on a chatroom anyone can join, with thousands of other people.

"coolguy3 is on Rizon IRC"
"whoa mate, that's stalking and doxxing"

>>82161547
she wants to be left alone mate she doesn't like people from here anymore

>>82161536
>you setltle for the rectangle autism glasses.
damn fucking straight. the one time they DIDN'T have the 15 quid ENTRY 01 frames, i made them order them in.
>b-but these ones look very similar, and they're only--
>Don't care. ENTRY 01, or else.

Me? Tortoiseshell glasses all the way!

>>82161560
why is she in a public chatroom, then? odd behaviour for someone who wants to just be left alone.

none of this is private information. do you wear your V For Vendetta mask to the pub?

>>82161575
its not a britfeel chatroom is it

just havin a giggle tbqh (although i do find zoomers being cagey about this stuff legitimately strange)
but
eva6 if that is you or you are lurking, hope everything works out. did legitimately like your art.

/britfeel/ at large: LEARN TO DRAW. half you fuckers can play guitar, why can nobody here draw?

>>82161586
It was an underaged tranny, lad. Leave him alone

>>82161598
i judge people by the content of their character. Yanklass was a cisgender woman, good poster.

>>82161586
I am reminded of the line from Ill Mind of Hopsin 5
>You don't read any books or play ball, you don't draw, you literally do NOTHING AT ALL!
Yep, that's me desu. I do nothing with my day/life and someone still never seem to have enough time.

>>82161612
yanklass was NOT a good poster lol

Garn get sorted now and head off out. I'm feeling a wurger and a wint might be on the cards. It Tuesday x

will send a free copy of this book to anyone who promises to follow the instructions and doodle for us.

(/ic/ is right it's a good book, i just cannot draw)

>>82161627
some nights im gonna go on there play around with my fucking pencil
and pencil all around the fucking room
get me fucking pencil out and fucking sharpen it
ill be sharpening my pencil a few nights a week live on camera
i dont give a fuck me
ill get my fucking pencil out
and ill write what i Iike

>>82161624
i 100% came round to her tbqh. just thought she was a laugh. she flat-out said stuff about being borderline and that, so it's like she was one step ahead of the twolls. funny as hell.

Sunberg done me a solid today by staying behind the cloudshires until about 2pm. Cheers bruv.

for me it's the Greggs Cafe in The Bridges.

never seen a "Greggs Cafe" outside of Sunderland. the fact you could sit in the big canteen area eating your Greggs? mind-blowing.

factored up

>>82161468
>>82161586
I don't have the chat log that was leaked but a former britfeel personality called BN admitted to pretending to be her on discord. It was all fake

>>82161692
it was pure grey and foggy when i went to beddy-byes at 7am. if you'd told me it would be roasting, i'd have called you a liar.

>>82161712
that was edited mate

>>82161712
he wasn't, though. she has a whole separate online life. complete with paid-up accounts from over a year ago.

saw the screenshot too. have given that lad more credit than he deserves already. i can handle trolling, but NOT plagiarism/theft.

>>82161586
Did you ever watch the movie super size me? The fries do actually decompose. I always plant mine in my backyard.

>>82161735
isn't the current consensus (after all the other ones) that he was a bit of an alky, and just didn't disclose that during his experiment?

weight gain, mood changes, erectile dysfunction, liver problems?
>yeah, it's 100% the McDonald's thing i'm doing, innit.

I reckon all the personalities and trips are actually still here, just lurking. I've been a few over the years and honestly playing the role just gets tiring so you just sort of slip back to anon posting.

>>82161756
Yep, it was blatant lying. They knew exactly what they were doing. Guy was downing a bottle of vodka a day while filming.

>>82161761
yeah we're all playing pretend. i don't even know what ketamine is, i thought ket meant sweets.

>>82161756
Well in the movie jackass 2, steevo literally rides a shopping cart down the street in defiance. And, steevo definitely didnt die from that. I agree, its all sensational.

>>82161769
even as a casual challenge or entertainment fluff (rather than anything rigorously scientific), what i DON'T get is the supersize rule. if they ask, he has to say 'yes'?
the fuck does that one prove?

About time for a new one eh lads?

>>82161783
Im pretty sure that guy killed himself after getting his rare pauldrons master looted to the guild leaders gf

>>82161777
everything on reality TV is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcikMwAvOac
how could they have faked this, lad?

>>82161783
I dunno, I sort of get it, it's sort of like 'what if you took them up on their offer each time?'. I get your objection, but I think it was fine in the logic of the movie to show how the excesses are bad.

>>82161794
corr i wanted to walk on water and fly like criss angel when i was younger

pizza in at 15:44
temp 190 c
12-13 mins (15:56-15:57)

Be a nice round tomorrow, I know the area really well because I used to live on one of the roads, and overall it's only about 10 different roads

>>82161796
yeah it's been a bit. just felt like a DIFFERENT experiment, like of course they're upselling, and of course more of the junk food/calories will be worse.

but that's going to skew your original "just eating McDonald's" premise. could have set some weird rule like "if the McDonald's is busy, i'll go have a salad, instead."

>>82161811
That would be my dream if I ever take on a delivery job. Just cruise round areas I'm familiar with.

Just been reading the Tattle forum. Some people literally spend their free time following people they hate and constantly posting about it.


Why?

>19 hrs thread

>>82161824
>could have set some weird rule like "if the McDonald's is busy, i'll go have a salad, instead."
kek

New rule: if I get hungry and want mcdonalds I should tell myself 'no way you fat fuck go eat normal food'.

>>82161826
God commanded me to follow a girl into her job at the value center and stare at her from across the shelves until she talked to me. It only took around 15 times, and I eventually got her number and we had a very nice time at my place. I did bumsex and vagina sex too.

on a pure price level i'll defend McDonald's as cheap fast food, you know what you're getting.
but i think it's in the same documentary he goes on about that nonce Subway guy who was promoting eating Subway as a 'diet'
and the fat teenage girl raises the very obvious point that it would be really fucking expensive to eat Subway sandwiches all the time.

(bloke on YouTube called Atomic Shrimp does these 'eating for a quid a day' challenges, quite like those.)

>>82161825
Yeah it's better when it's an area I know, get used to the different areas eventually though, I've got 2 permanent rounds atm, the rest are just what's needed. Hope I can get more permanent rounds soon

Um... excuse me. Where is the new thread?!!

go on make a new one

>>82161930
feck off, pizza's done

>>82161949
>no britfeel whilst eating
youve fucked it

>>82161954
short notice. was starting to burn. didn't have time to queue up a YouTube video lad
(getting grease on my keyboard now, i hope you're happy.)

one hour nap turned into a three hour nap

>>82161972
>was starting to burn
shouldve used factor 50

>>82161978
where would you say it fits on this chart, >>82158709, lad

>>82161949
7m 32s until my chicken and chips are done, got no mayonaisse so it's going to have to be tomato ketchup

>>82161986
sleepo beepo but im a bit worried i wont be able to fall asleep tonight and i want to get up early tomorrow for something i have planned

Still a while until we hit page 10 so no rush really is there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWPBNMYxDEI

you have to wonder if Sonic's collaboration with "Big Sunscreen" is why these segments were banned over here.

also isn't Sonic meant to be black? yeah he's an anthropomorphic hedgehog, but as a person, he's a black guy?

>>82162030
*AHEM*
DID I DOOOOOOOO THAAAAAAT!?

Fucking Amy from Sonic up the arse with her giant hammer.

>>82162037
That fella had one of the most punchable faces in all of children's television

for me it's Jaleel-White-as-3D-Sonic x random soldier lady:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCtQpclpY8&t=646s

want to go for a few jars with HHL in sunderland, it my dream x

kind of sad when you hear a voice actor straining to play an old cartoon character.
new Futurama was just distracting, but whatever, Billy West is getting older. happens to us all.
Simpsons for the past 15 years has been outright uncomfortable. if it HAS to go on forever, do Marge with AI or a soundalike. Julie Kavner sounds like she's actually dying ;_;

corrrrr didnt want to drink today but now im tempted to go for a pho bo and a couple of ice cold vietnamese beers

we all vietnamese in life x

Listening to a bit of old school Kanye West am i not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvb-1wjAtk4&list=RDuvb-1wjAtk4&start_radio=1

WUPPASTINE WILL SOON BE FREE
ADD THE BICCIES TO THE TEA
WUPPAS MINE FOR ME NOT YOU
TIME TO REHYDRATE APUS.

we all garn local in life
new thread here
>>82162223
>>82162223

Might just stay here until it's archived

>>82162256
join me in posting secret truths

ever read a list of ingredients and it says 'aqua'? just means water, that.

>>82162283
mental.

but did you know that 'metal' music isn't actually made by clanging metal on metal?

>>82162330
i dunno how this has come up again, but Depeche Mode's 'Pipeline' samples them hitting a pipeline. in fact if you watch documentaries and that, a lot of their instrumental is random samples of metal-on-metal.

popchads - 1
metalvirgins - 0
(we CANNOT stop winning.)

Jannymong deleting threads again

>>82162416
Helpermong reporting it. To be fair just stop posting his pics, what's wrong with the old op images

>>82162436
b....b....but its a picture of someone from the internet LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

deleted my keyboard thread. someone criticised it, i felt very self-conscious.

Fucking why keep deleting them?

>>82162416
i (OP) deleted it because people were unhappy with the edition

NEW THREAD
>>82162483
>>82162483
>>82162483
BRIDGE
EVERYONE IS HAPPY